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NEET General #642 - On the floor Edition NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No. 655392
How are you NEETs going?
Are any of you currently lying on your floor surrounded by rubbish?

Old Thread: >>654260

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 13:00 [Preview] No.655434 del
I had to walk here the choppah left me behind.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.655435 del
It is bed time for this NEET. Good night.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.655436 del
G'night NEET.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.655437 del
Eating BEANS. It's never too late

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.655438 del

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.655439 del
That was an interesting read, scary the way they just let it all happen.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.655440 del
Having them look ridiculous and failing is perhaps better than driving them down and having them become martyrs. But yeah, the right couldn't get away with that shit, no way.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.655441 del
Last week i saw a Chinese person trying to communicate with a greek in a shop. They both acted like it was normal to be unable to carry out day to day shopping.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.655442 del
Sometimes when I was at gookladys IGA she wouldn't understand when people were asking her which shelf something was on and I'd have to tell them

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.655443 del

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.655444 del
Goodnight noots, hopefully Olive posts tomorrow.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.655447 del
Morning neets, today I'm gonna finally get my shit together and go on a diet. I mean it this time!

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.655448 del
I really like this image. It is version 2.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.655449 del
No, I overfilled the bin this week and it all went out.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.655450 del
>which shelf something was on
<The goon that way -->

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.655451 del
>removed and towed it away

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.655452 del
Good morning NEET.

>I mean it this time!
Sounds do-able.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:23 [Preview] No.655453 del
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This Friday is horror movie night on womboflix, and we'll be streaming The Exorcist (1973) followed by The Lost Boys (1989)

On Saturday Matthew Broderick starts World War 3 via his computer in Wargames (1983).

On Sunday Danny Glover is hunted through a concrete jungle by the yautja in Predator 2 (1990)

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:26 [Preview] No.655454 del

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.655455 del
Is it possible to just download a single file out of a bittorrent instead of getting all of them?

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.655456 del

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.655457 del

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.655458 del
Select and deselct by ticking the boxes on the panel on the right

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:44 [Preview] No.655459 del
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I use qbitorrent and just select or deselect from the pop up box thing.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:46 [Preview] No.655460 del
Did not know that, that changes quite a few things....

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.655461 del
my shoulder is fucked
could barely get myself out of bed

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.655462 del
Useful for when you want one thing from a 100gb+ torrent with several files in it.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.655463 del
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Will I see you today Sir?

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.655464 del
Good morning NEETs.
Thinking about those weeds. Now is the time to strike, but no energy.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.655465 del
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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.655466 del
Good morning NEET.

>Now is the time to strike, but no energy.
You need a flamethrower to burn the weeds. Good for the weeds and you.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.655467 del
It is. Which torrent client do you use?

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.655468 del
Good morning NEET. The shoulder will improve with time.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.655469 del
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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.655470 del

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.655472 del
yeah it was

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.655473 del
transmission, web client only

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.655474 del
Go out and kill them all neet.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.655475 del
If you go North far enough you end up going south but if you go east or west you will always be going east or west.
North and south are a scam.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.655476 del
I am not familiar with that one.
You should be able to click on the torrent and access a box which shows all the individual files within the torrent and you just uncheck any you don't want to download. It can be a bit time consuming if you only want one file out of hundreds.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.655477 del
Just putting my shoes on to go out and spray the weeds feels like it will be too much work.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.655478 del

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.655479 del
You will feel much better once you have sprayed them.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:52 [Preview] No.655480 del
Don't do it, NEET.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.655481 del

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.655482 del
>a flamethrower to burn the weeds
I have seen them for sale but they only really work on smaller weeds between pavers and things like that. Not these 5 foot giants. It is like a jungle out there.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 21:58 [Preview] No.655483 del
don't do it neet, weeds are human beings too!

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 22:04 [Preview] No.655484 del
I am going to let some of the weeds hide in my attic

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.655485 del
Thanks neet you got me motivated, so I've been busy tidying and cleaning up, a bit less clutter around now.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.655486 del
I watered the front lawn

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.655487 del
you weed on it

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.655488 del

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 22:58 [Preview] No.655494 del
Bad home mongs

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:05 [Preview] No.655495 del
Perhaps getting changed out of my pyjamas might motivate me to do something.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.655496 del
>tfw depressed and anxious

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.655497 del
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Dan approved.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.655498 del
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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.655500 del
please talk about me

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.655501 del
It really hurt getting dressed.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.655502 del
Have you been to a doctor about the shoulder?

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:26 [Preview] No.655503 del
I woke up.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.655504 del

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.655505 del
made it to 10:30 without binge eating, gonna make it bros

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.655507 del
Sorry for saying you're the BO Webby I forgot how retarded he is.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:42 [Preview] No.655509 del
I only sustained the injury last night.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.655510 del
all these injuries are getting out of hand, we need to run a safe wanking awareness campaign

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.655511 del
If I wasn't pissed, it wouldn't have happened. A non-pissed person would have stopped the moment they felt some discomfort. Big dumb dumb me just blasted right through that into injury.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:47 [Preview] No.655512 del
Weber put my head through the plasterboard last night once.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.655513 del
You've been hogging the TV remote for a week now.

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.655514 del
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NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.655515 del
might start an imageboard where each new post number is incremented by 1111, so everyone gets quads every post

NEET 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.655516 del
Post 12 would be 12221

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:00 [Preview] No.655517 del
post 11 rather

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.655518 del
New thread every 9 posts.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.655519 del
woe, number woe

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.655520 del
Lots of flies in my neet cave. You know what that means

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.655521 del
Time for big bug spray?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.655522 del
The battle has only just begun

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.655523 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2nQ-rijlX3o [Embed]

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.655524 del
you need to empty out the piss bottle collection again. I hate it when that happens.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.655525 del
The flies give you higher boong status.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.655526 del
Am I allowed to cheat and use dev mode to summon an orbital trader?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.655527 del
Just saw the front page of youtube in an incognito tab.
Lots of videos targeting young kids. Parents using their children for fame and views. Scantily clad girls doing 'reactions' and Mr Beast pulling some materialistic stunt. Woe unto those children

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.655528 del
I don’t care what you do. What game are you playing ?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 00:59 [Preview] No.655529 del
I'm not telling you because you don't care.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:00 [Preview] No.655530 del
Wondering about the weeds

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.655531 del
Said this the other day, whenever i wipe my pc I get to see the most brain dead content.

Who is a "new user"? A ten year old, a rural Chinese/ Indian person, or someone who's just dumped their digital identity

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:04 [Preview] No.655532 del

Stupid NEET

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:07 [Preview] No.655533 del
The weeds got sprayed. Front and back.
I am exhausted now.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.655534 del
I was worried they had defeated you.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.655535 del
>Stupid NEET
What a nasty remark.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.655536 del
The challenge they presented has made me stronger.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:10 [Preview] No.655537 del
I just swept up a bit and it was much harder work than it had any right to be.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:10 [Preview] No.655538 del
I bought a nice little Piece of pork roast from Drakes. $7 a kilo. $12 in total.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:10 [Preview] No.655539 del
Nasty and uncalled for. Particularly given Mr Nasty just repeated what another NEET had already stated in a much more polite manner, and a work-around was suggested a couple of posts later.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:11 [Preview] No.655540 del
Still waiting on 2 separation certificates. Fucking finance people take long holidays.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.655541 del
Civilised life is only enjoyable if you have slaves to do all the menial tasks. Otherwise you are jut slaving for yourself to no good purpose. It never ends.
The boongs have it right. No-one sweeps or sprays weeds there.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.655542 del
I thought they had a legal obligation to sort all of that out within 2 weeks of you finishing up (or you requesting one).

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.655543 del
He was going to take the first 9 quads for himself and leave us with nothing

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.655544 del
If I cannot be a Roman I shall be a Boong.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.655545 del
Noice, how will you have it?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.655546 del
Maximus Boongimus

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.655547 del
Just roasted with a dash of olive oil and salt on the skin. The classic. I will cook some roast potatoes in the fat.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.655548 del
>a dash of Olive's oil

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.655549 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.655550 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.655551 del
I have enabled the Cool Zone.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.655552 del
Neets too lazy to claim quints

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.655554 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.655555 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.655556 del
Quints and my shoulder gets better

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.655557 del
fucking slow posting neets

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.655558 del
Twice in a row.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.655561 del
I was sitting there with the post ready for 20 minutes too.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.655562 del
>Shankar Mishra, who worked for US bank Wells Fargo at its Mumbai corporate office
>“He unzipped his pants and urinated on me and kept standing there until the person sitting next to me tapped him and told him to go back to his seat, at which point he staggered back to his seat,”

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.655563 del
Looks like that might be true.
Not sure there's much they can do though if no one is available to supply it.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.655564 del
>During the flight, a fellow passenger said Mishra, who appeared “completely inebriated”, stood up and began urinating all over her.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.655565 del
>She claims that Mishra broke down in tears after “sobering up” and began apologising, before begging her not to file a complaint.
Goon tax!

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.655566 del
I can't believe they wanted her to keep sitting in the piss seat

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.655567 del
I remember some pics posted on 4chan or similar where pajeets or saudis had shidded in the aisle of a plane

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.655568 del
>"It has this real dead rat sort of smell, but also [smells like] fermentation, rotten cheese. A lot of people think it smells like dead fish, it has real complex aromas — it's very fascinating," he said.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.655569 del
A really drunk guy puked on a flight I was on once.
They cleaned it up quick but there was a hint of vomit in the air the whole flight.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.655570 del
Weber should go and shit in his garden.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.655571 del
The Poo Review

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.655572 del
Thankfully I rarely ever vomit while drinking. I got cut off once on an AirAsia flight and asked the older gook lady next to me to buy some beers which for some reason she did.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.655573 del
Were you very drunk when they cut you off or was it just policy?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.655574 del
Typical Pajeet never wanting to face the consequences of his actions

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.655575 del
>for some reason she did.
She was too scared not to.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No.655576 del
Probably policy. I was fine

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.655578 del
There's a character in the comic who farts a lot called Gaseous Clay.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.655579 del
Kek, I hope that's true.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:26 [Preview] No.655580 del
Well done.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:27 [Preview] No.655581 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:46 [Preview] No.655582 del
What's for lunch neets? How are diet neets doing?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.655583 del
Ham,cheese and tomato sandwiches.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:50 [Preview] No.655584 del
I just had a large quarter pounder meal

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.655585 del
I had a large zinger combo and ten nuggets.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.655586 del
had some sausages and some mashed egg on toast

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.655587 del
Looking at a job ad that lists $10,000 support for egg or sperm freezing as a perk of their parental leave

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.655588 del
Neets living the life. Or is this one neet with a two course lunch?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.655589 del
I had some rice crackers. Diet is not going well.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.655590 del
Send them a sperm sample with the application.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.655593 del
Fuck that is bad form.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:03 [Preview] No.655594 del
Oh cmon mate tell me please. I care about you

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.655595 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.655596 del
Nope not telling you hurt my feels.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.655597 del
Failed to get out of bed.
Tired, hungry, sad.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.655598 del
gonna watch an episode of welcome to the nhk to shame myself into doing something

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.655599 del
you should watch welcome to the nhk with me

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.655600 del
what is nhk?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.655601 del
Neet humping klub

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.655602 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:25 [Preview] No.655603 del
oh right

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.655604 del
>Woman with vision impairment refused drink at Adelaide hotel because she didn't have a carer

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.655605 del
>tfw blind drunk

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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.655607 del
>the story deal with depression, anxiety, isolation, existential dread, the hardships of life and how people must deal with them in their own way.
Better visit Dan

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.655608 del
Are bar staff allowed to serve unherded mongs?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:37 [Preview] No.655609 del
I currently don’t know that feel

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.655611 del
Watching web dev simplified on youtube. Infuriated at how good looking this guy is, computer types should be unattractive nerds.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.655612 del
Turns out you have to serve booze to mongs no matter how mongy they are.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:51 [Preview] No.655613 del
to serve and protect mongs

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.655614 del
We can protect the mongs from life ... but not from themselves.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.655615 del
Kek. I was watching him last night
He could be a model

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.655616 del
Been up 6.5hrs.
Thats verging on a record.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:08 [Preview] No.655617 del
priapism is no laughing matter

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.655618 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.655619 del
Catch 22. Law says you've got to serve mongs,schitzos, boongs, but if bar staff actually serve them they fuck up the place, hurt themselves and the the bar staff get fired

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.655620 del
It wouldn't suprise me if you have to sign a contract agreeing on your behaviour to drink in the near future.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.655621 del
Once they have completely banned smoking, they'll switch their focus to alcohol.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.655622 del
Keep going.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.655623 del
Then they'll come for good food.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.655624 del
'Ave you got a loicence for that kfc?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.655625 del
>your consent being required
If only you knew how bad it really is

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.655626 del
You walk into a bar, scan the QR code at your table, order a pint, download an identity confirmation app before checkout, sign up, consent to tracking information, take a selfie, enter your vehicle details, link your mygov account, finish your pint and go to order another before seeing a timer counting down from 25 minutes before the order function is available again. You go up to the bar to order normally and the ditzy blonde gives you a condescending look "ummm, you have to the app"
In the background you can hear some zoomers cheering with glee as their order timer reaches zero and they can buy another $34 tequila shot (kosher salt only).

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.655627 del
Once they get rid of cash and you can only use cards they will be able to control what you purchase.
They will be able to program your cards to only allow you one KFC purchase a week.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.655628 del
A miracle she walked.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.655629 del
I'm not a banned neet???

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.655630 del
Very accurate.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.655631 del
An improvement in the final result.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.655632 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.655633 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:29 [Preview] No.655634 del
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Slovak BEANs

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.655635 del
That is sausage

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.655636 del
He got his rules wrong but you really must stop fucking owls.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.655637 del
I would try it.
How was the taste?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.655638 del
Future NEETs will have to just go and live in the bush with the boongs

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.655639 del
They will raid the automated warehouses for goon and frozen tendies then flee into the wilderness.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.655640 del
Nice meal. Minimal bean content.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.655641 del
I wanna put me fucken dick in the owl!

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.655642 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.655643 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.655644 del
I'll tell Costa on you!

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.655645 del
Might shave my holiday beard off. It's annoying me.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.655646 del
They're not nice in hot weather

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.655647 del
You should shave all over.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.655648 del
the age of santa clause is over

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.655649 del
It annoys me when people say camwhoring is empowering because it lets whores 'explore their sexuality'

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.655650 del
The kraut is sour and cuts through the pork, the pork fat and sour cream makes the otherwise dry mash edible, the mash makes the kraut satisfying. It's well balanced and puts the equivalent NORF version to shame.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.655651 del
Big brain humour made me need to look it up

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.655652 del
There's half a tin of kidney beans in the mash but you only really see the skins

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.655653 del
Not comfy

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.655654 del
I'll sell my ration to the fat cunts for deeds.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:48 [Preview] No.655655 del
Good presentation

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.655656 del
I'll swap choof for peoples rations then trade them to execs for their booze.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.655657 del
Somehow sucking dicks will get thrown into the exchange mix. Always.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.655658 del
We will all be in jail.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.655659 del
Possum traded my arse for 4 (four) rollies and a half litre of toilet wine once.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.655660 del
He was ripped off.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.655661 del
Got a lamb leg sitting until it's at room temperature.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.655662 del
nonsense, high level operators like possum only deal in garlic bread

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.655663 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.655664 del
>lets whores 'explore their sexuality'
It does for my wanks.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.655666 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.655667 del
>Port Adelaide patrols swooped on the area, located the man nearby, allegedly still in possession of the knife, cash, a balaclava and garlic bread

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.655668 del
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>located the man nearby, allegedly still in possession of the knife, cash, a balaclava and garlic bread," he said.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.655669 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.655670 del
>room temperature
That's a meme.
They did an experiment and the best way to cook a steak is direct from frozen. It beat the room temperature and straight-out-of-the-fridge ones for texture and taste.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:13 [Preview] No.655671 del
The best way would be however you like doing it yourself.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:14 [Preview] No.655672 del
It was a good article.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:15 [Preview] No.655673 del
Port Adelaide patrols swooped on the area, located the man nearby, allegedly still in possession of the choof, goon, a pokie ticket and garlic bread

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:16 [Preview] No.655674 del
Oh they did?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.655675 del
>cooking frozen steak
I bet that's microwaveNEET

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.655676 del
Steak needs four minutes on high. cover with two paper towels.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.655677 del
I just noticed that I have hair on my hands. Don't quite remember that

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.655678 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.655679 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.655680 del
Have you been wanking more than usual?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.655681 del
I enjoying reading these useful tips.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.655682 del
Frozen meat is not as nice as fresh meat.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.655683 del
The microwave lifestyle revealed.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.655684 del
Mike Lando approves.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:21 [Preview] No.655685 del
He never said he was warming the lamb up to EAT it.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.655686 del
>as the officers threw him into the back of the wagon the accused could be heard muttering something about a chinaman

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.655687 del
>The male senior constable, 41, was allegedly involved in a crash on Bladon St in Yamanto – a suburb of Ipswich – while on duty at 8.10pm on January 4.
>Police allege the senior constable returned a blood alcohol concentration of 0.177 per cent – more than three times the legal limit.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.655688 del
Good useful tip.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.655689 del
That's very drunk.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.655690 del
Do you have a desire to eat bananas?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.655691 del
If only we knew
>Fed-up cop drags ‘sovereign citizen’ from car
>>Chloe Fisher tried to use a homemade ID and did not display plates, claiming the NSW road laws did not apply to her. Picture: Twitter

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.655692 del
I wonder how she feels about rape laws.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.655694 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.655695 del

No. Maybe the lack of gooning is to blame

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.655696 del
m-mia k?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:34 [Preview] No.655697 del
Have you been bitten by a wolfman recently?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.655698 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:42 [Preview] No.655699 del
When is 100%

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.655700 del
Holiday beard is gone.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.655701 del
Clean shaven NEET

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.655702 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:53 [Preview] No.655703 del
Laptop in bed
Fan on
Watching asian girls do ASMR
Enjoying the neet life

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.655704 del
It looks good on you NEET.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.655705 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.655706 del
Smooth as a NEETs bottom.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.655707 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 06:02 [Preview] No.655708 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 06:18 [Preview] No.655709 del
might have a glass of wine and forgo dinner

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.655710 del
Get Sir to deliver pudding.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.655711 del
I caved and got Sir to deliver a pidser, garlic bread, and 1.25l sugar water

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.655712 del
It's what your body needed!

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.655713 del
Anyone doing any art and craft in 2023?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.655714 del
Half of it will provide brunch tomorrow.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.655715 del
Possum woke from a deep sleep on the couchbed as soon as the smell from the garlic bread hit his nostrils.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.655716 del
Fancy pizza or Domino's?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.655717 del
He leaped off the couchbed in one swift movement to stand up and rushed to the scent. The man under the floorboards was not impressed with the thud that woke him up.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.655718 del
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This should be comical.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.655719 del
Just dominos crap.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.655720 del
Please keep us updated on it.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.655721 del
Did Sir drive up to the door?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.655722 del
I might commit some sectarian violence towards another NEET tonight.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.655723 del
Just to the padlocked gate. There were two sirs in the car. Not sure if they're doing buddy deliveries to bad homes or what.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.655724 del
Death to those who wank the poo

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.655725 del
They'd heard Possum was staying there and needed to guard the other garlic breads.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.655726 del
They have to have two pajeets by law now so they can both make sure the other one doesn't tamper with the food.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.655727 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1DCgbqHVydA [Embed]

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.655728 del
Is Possum /ausneets/'s Shoko Asahara?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.655730 del
I mean I drink his bath water, but do the rest of you?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.655731 del
Olive is probably lying dead in a snow-covered car somewhere.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.655732 del
When wil nubo replace all the posters here with chatgpt bots?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.655733 del
Her body will be perfectly preserved.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.655734 del
A couple of pieces of paper towel and some minutes in the mike and we can all have a turn on her.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.655735 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.655736 del
Today I have watered the lawn,swept the floor,paid my bills and filled the tanks.
I have not washed the dishes.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.655737 del
But after reheating several times won't it dry her out?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.655738 del
Well done, do the dishes in the morning.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.655739 del
You have done well NEET. Do the dishes now for the final triumph.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.655740 del
Just pour a bit of virgin olive oil on her.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.655741 del
It's kind of a one-time deal, unfortunately. After the reheat gangbang, into the wheelie bin she goes.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.655742 del
Pretty good going, NEET. The dishes can wait until after breakfast tomorrow.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.655743 del
Helen will be waiting to greet her at the rainbow bridge.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.655744 del
There was a rpg I played years ago where the big bad guy sorceror had his enemies wife made into a zombie and kept her in an oil bath to preserve her.
It only just occured to me how fucked up that is.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.655745 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.655746 del
I miss her.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.655747 del
That Criminal Minds tv series that was based on actual cases, had a guy who basically did a Weekend At Bernie's thing for a couple of years with his Mummybot, including sleeping next to her.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.655748 del
People are strange

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.655749 del
Yep. He didn't kill her or anything, just couldn't bare to part with her or inform anybody so she could be laid to rest.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.655750 del
hopefully technology will soon allow us to reanimate our loved ones, with cybernetic implants giving their limbs movement again, and custom chatgpt to mimic their personality

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.655751 del
what's it like to be on cocaine neets?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.655752 del
>with cybernetic implants giving their limbs movement again
and pussy and bumhole tension

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.655753 del
Don't know about taking it, but it appears to turn people around you into massive fuckwits.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.655754 del
people around you who have taken it I mean

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.655755 del
She's in a better place now.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.655756 del
I agree with NEET, they are like a drunk who expects you to take them seriously.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.655757 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.655758 del
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There will be a hidden Goldstein somewhere pretending to be the robot lawyer innit.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.655759 del
People have already pointed out to him that the US Supreme Court does not allow any electronic devices inside, not even tablets for reading briefs.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.655760 del
Now that's what I call gatekeeping.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.655761 del
There's no way the legal system in any country is going to allow $0 AI lawyers, let alone AI judges.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.655762 del
i bet they allow hearing aids

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.655763 del
Solidly got my boong on. Bought goon from dan's at 2pm, in my running shorts. Full on dero. Local coles has been out of homebrand softdrink. Mixing with sugarfree sunkist instead, it was on special.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.655764 del
It's what your body needs!

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.655765 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.655766 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=29qd9SPKDYI [Embed]

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:37 [Preview] No.655767 del
Cannot believe I found that on youtube, I used to go see them live.
There is a song halfway through called "Goon and Fanta"

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.655768 del
Probably. What do you think a panel of Supreme Court judges are going to do if somebody uses an AI to make them look stupid?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.655769 del
Having a bourbon and pebsi.
Got to do some work for the cheese grater building later, after I finish watching Wheeler Dealers.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.655770 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.655771 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.655772 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.655773 del
Where has she gone?!

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:47 [Preview] No.655774 del
next time please wear some trackies, remember when you go to dan you're representing ausneets

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.655775 del
It was very hot today. My shorts were clean however, no cum on them. Not sure if that is good or bad.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.655776 del
Aussie Snake Wranglers on next.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.655777 del
Bad, you did not cum mog the Dans staff.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.655778 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.655779 del
You wish you were that puppet.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.655781 del
Is this code for have a wank?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.655782 del
No, it is about snake catchers, but there appears to be a couple of girls on the show so who knows?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.655783 del
Fuck I hate Mike Brewer.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.655784 del
Been watching youtube video of Cambodian street food, they were using the front piece of pedestal fans to drain the deep fried food and as the display plate.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.655785 del
Efficient recycling

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.655786 del
Do they use nice fresh gutter oil over there?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.655787 del
The snake show is telling me not to copy the trained professionals.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:02 [Preview] No.655788 del
Are there any brown snakes on the show?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.655789 del
I might move to Cambodia and start an online casino using a freshly minted NEETcoin crypto

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.655790 del
Saw a brown snake. It was just chilling. Left it alone.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.655791 del
Looks like a few pythons, a red bellied black, an albino something, and maybe a brown.
They have stupid women snake catchers too.
I want to see an inland taipan bite one on the labia and see her stroke out in two minutes.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.655792 del
One good thing about living in a bad home area is I could give a brown snake both barrels of mr 12 gauge and nobody will phone it in.
"No officer, that hole has always been in the floorboards."

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.655793 del
While stroking herself?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.655794 del
>NEETcoin crypto
A lot of NEETs lost money in the PossumCoin scam of 2018.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:05 [Preview] No.655795 del
He wants to suck the poison out.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.655796 del
Like BasedCoin?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.655797 del
The correct first aid response to a woman bitten by a venous snake is "you are going to die HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.655798 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.655799 del
I moved all my money to wizzcoin
Lost the fucking lot

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.655800 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.655801 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.655802 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.655803 del
From the planet Venous

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.655804 del
by god you should have seen us

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.655805 del
The figurehead was a garlic bread
the size f Possums penis

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.655806 del
mildly venomous yellow-faced swift snake
often mistaken for an eastern brown

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.655807 del
Eastern brown stain

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.655808 del
The young NEETs have no idea what we're referencing

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.655809 del
The youth of today have forgotten their heritage

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.655810 del
3 minutes of actual snake catching
10 minutes of bogan snake catchers trying to channel steve irwin

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.655811 del
Sucking dicks for rations.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.655812 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.655813 del
A mate of mine gets lots of tiger snakes at his place and he kills them with a rake so they don't bite his dogs.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.655814 del
oh mick and shazza have been called to a potentially deadly situation

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.655815 del
Grandfatherbot always had snake wires everywhere around the property for smashing the cunts spines

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.655816 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.655818 del
>Croikey SHazza that doogoits the soiz of mwe farkin wedding tackle!
>you fukkin wish mick ya fukkin poofta cunt

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.655819 del
The most dangerous.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.655820 del
yeah that's them right now trying to get a red bellied black snake (so much for potentially deadly (if you waited 18 hours after a bite))

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.655821 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.655822 del
Tell them to be careful.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.655823 del
The countryfolk typically believe that 12 gauge is "too much gun" and that you should use a .410 despite the cartridges typically being more expensive. I've twice known a shotgun to be fired in a town. The first time was during the day at a snake and nothing happened with the cops although the bloke (our neighbour) knocked on the front door and told my dad that he had blasted a tiger snake and to watch out for it because half of it slithered away.
The second time the badhomes were fighting, someone was shouting "I'll fucking rape her!", some woman shouting "Just put it down!", before there was a single blast. Big police response for that one. This was in Longreach and must've drawn all the cops in the town. I also heard some pistol fire another time because a cop shot dead some meffed up psycho cunt who charged at him with a knife.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.655824 del
What a lovely story.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.655825 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.655826 del
An uplifting tale.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.655827 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tRotvCVKAe8 [Embed]

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.655828 del
>Possum lived the rest of his days with a smile on his face,knowing that he had
A very nice ending.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.655829 del
I wish we had a capital city on the QLD coast of the gulf of Carpentaria

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.655830 del
I hate that tumblr art style.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.655831 del
I didn't know they covered it.
Fatherbot had cassettes of bawdy ballads and rugby songs, which had it and other songs like "oh dear what can the matter be (three old ladies stuck in the lavatory)"

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.655832 del
I always forget it's not one of their songs

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.655833 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.655834 del
Grandfatherbot had a .410 that his great great great grandfather-in-law brought over from England. It took the original 410 bore short English cartridge, not the long seppo one that is standard now.
He still generally just picked up a snake wire and broke its spine.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.655835 del
I'm not liking that tense.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.655836 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TXBxpBMI0JA [Embed]

My dad listened to a lot of this sort of stuff.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.655837 del
Stupid bitch is telling lies about the black snake. "One bite and it's all over".

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.655838 del
Throw a taipan in her bed.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:26 [Preview] No.655839 del
Fatherbot surrendered it when I was 14. It was single shot. Hammer fired. Octagonal barrel. Would be worth a shitload today. He let SAPOL cut it in half and melt it down or whatever the fuck they do with them.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.655840 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.655842 del
Kek, I know that one!
Good old fashioned fun

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.655843 del
It is what a Saturday night at the Commune could be like.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.655844 del
Fuck me dead.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.655845 del
Yeah. I've made up for it since, but you can't replace family history like that.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.655846 del
I would like to see a show about bogan snake handlers where they all get bitten.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.655847 del
Tubbs got bitten on the gut twice by a carpet python.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.655848 del
There is a doll house in my family from the mid 1800s. It was made from shells and wood, quite pretty. Grannybot has it and she is going to give it to auntybot who intends to sell it. I don't really care who has it as long as it stays in the family. I might try to buy it off her or just steal it upon grannybot's death.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.655849 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.655850 del
Yeah. Motherbat has asked me to make sure my sister doesn't start throwing shit out or selling it without me overseeing things.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.655851 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.655852 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EwX03X0I3dU [Embed]

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.655853 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.655854 del
Throw out or sell your sisterbot.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.655855 del
choof o'clock

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.655856 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.655857 del
That word has been retired from here.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.655858 del
Even though Motherbat's Will is straight-forward, I know already that with things like the Victor house I'll have to buy out Sisterbot's half immediately before she insists on putting it on the market for immediate gain. It'll be a fucken shitshow.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.655859 del
You could rent it out to some NEETs

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.655860 del
Or live there myself and rent this hovel out if the renovation ever finishes.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.655861 del
Weber doesn't want your blown out bussy.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.655862 del
I agree.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.655863 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.655864 del
Busted Bussy!

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.655865 del
Based Busted Bussy

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.655866 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.655868 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pU83bPYBAFQ [Embed]

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.655869 del
Very English looking.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.655870 del
Listening to nigger rap.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.655871 del
Stopped listening, it was pretty awful.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.655872 del
Officer Skanky

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.655873 del
I'd fuck her.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.655874 del
She likes to burn the coal.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.655875 del
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She fucked this mong

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.655876 del
Americans seem to have very low quality policemen. Probably not surprising considering you get shot at by niggers a lot but then get in trouble if you kill one.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.655877 del
>Prince Harry thinks he made a "mistake" watching his wife's sex scenes in 'Suits'.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.655878 del
his mistake was in marrying that negress whore

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.655879 del
He should have married his second cousin and kept the hapsburg line pure

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.655880 del
They have a ban on anybody with more than an average IQ serving.
My boss for a time who was an ex-USMC sniper in the first Persian Gulf war told me he tried getting a job as a cop back in Idaho and they didn't like his interview answers about how he would approach certain situations.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.655881 del
The scene in question in Suits was piss weak. His mistake was marrying a seppo octoroon.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.655882 del
He's a second son he should have gone to the church.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.655883 del
Yeah, he should've gotten a fullblooded boong woman.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.655884 del
Queen Abbo the first

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.655885 del
It's fucken Wallis Simpson all over again.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.655886 del
The left would have to drop the republican bullshit if we had an abbo in the royal family.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.655887 del
He could have stayed a bachelor in the RMC and died a beserker, but he chose to be a faggot in a lego helicopter and brag about 25 kills after a few years. He could have gotten more than 25 with one decent missile strike on a mosque, hospital or school.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.655888 del
Her Maj liked boongs.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.655889 del
Possum was a sniper in Sarajevo once.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.655890 del
>one decent missile strike on a mosque, hospital or school.
I love you, Weber.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.655891 del
I heard he only got 25 kills by spawn camping noobs anyway.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.655892 del
Those are some pretty light skinned boongs. Probably more Ir*sh than anything.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.655893 del
The one with the red nappy is quite dark

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.655894 del
I bet he had a nice Zastava M48 8mm.
I had the opportunity to buy a Bosnian war era Yugo 8mm, but the cunt had parted out the Zrak d.d. scope beforehand.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.655895 del
Thanks, mate. You're not bad yourself.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.655896 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.655897 del
Don't be so silly.
One is for fighting, one is for fun.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.655898 del
The true NEET warrior combines the two.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.655899 del
I'm glad you cropped out the dog.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.655900 del
You would not waste good garlic bread on your enemy.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.655901 del
I was going to say I was worried for the dog but I thought it better to leave him out.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.655902 del
Eat it from their wounds.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.655903 del
All pigs are low quality.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.655904 del
Possum beat me to death with a garlic bread I neglectfully let go stale once.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.655905 del
The blood moon approacheth.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.655906 del
You deserved it and more.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.655907 del
let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in let them in

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.655908 del
This was basically treason and he was 100% justified.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.655909 del
Given a long enough time line, the article would have quoted her text messages about 'taking the knot'.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.655910 del
>ex-USMC sniper
Maybe too many of his answers involved the word 'headshot'

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.655911 del
Someones at the door

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.655912 del
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Imagine Lizard lady as an heir to the throne, she would invite all the fam over to stay at Buckingham Palace with her.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.655913 del
Oh fuck

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.655914 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.655915 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.655916 del
Yeah, he said that was part of it. Certain vehicle approaches with a weapon ready to go.
But also they're mostly bottom of the barrel dumb cunts at the street level and would-be politicians at the upper echelons (police chiefs are often voted in etc)

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.655917 del
they're already inside

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.655918 del
She would get drunk and slap the guardsmen with her lizard

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.655919 del
If weber had twin boys I reckon he would absolutely hire a martial arts or boxing instructor and have them fight each other while they're growing up

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.655920 del
Weber needs to lose 60kg and marry some chink woman.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.655921 del
Make some mong noises and they might run away.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.655922 del
nuro was a widely respected member of the dungeon synth community once

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.655923 del
Don't siblings fight each other without any training or encouragement?
I got fucked over with the "never hit a girl" bullshit from about age 10 even though my sister was a complete cunt.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.655924 del
He could easily bag an Indian. Only takes 2 generations to breed it out of his bloodline, a worthy compromise

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.655925 del
if he's gonna go gook he should get a japanese one

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.655926 del
his dick is terminal remember

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.655927 del
Imagine them all out the front asking the tourists for a ciggie.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.655928 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.655929 del
Yeah, I don't like how is so doom and gloom when it isn't yet over for him. I understand the feeling but it is never too late to start doing better.
I was thinking a Chink would be easier but I agree.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.655930 del
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do the needful

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.655931 del
Very artistic.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.655932 del
He either needs to marry an old gook lady for the hand technique or hope his neetstick starts working again upon losing weight and get his health a bit more sorted out.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.655933 del
I stuck my fist up weber's arse when he was furniture shopping with possum once.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.655934 del
Didn't Cruisey get abused by an old gook lady for not "you cum now"?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.655935 del
Very autistic.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.655936 del
*his dick is a terminator, remember

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.655937 del
You did no such thing and you owe him an apology for lying.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.655938 del
Fuck that is hot. I want a nice Japanese lady to do that to me.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.655939 del
Well drawn

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.655940 del
He was drunk and he didn't pay her extra for a good wank.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.655941 del
My fist is actually still up his gargantuan arse, I'm typing this with my nose as my other hand is around my neetstick.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.655942 del
budget rate femdom!

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.655943 del
I've never understood the issues with getting hard and cumming whilst drunk. I can be pretty smashed and still do fine. Gooner genes I guess.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.655944 del
Age and blood pressure come in to it.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.655945 del
What happened to whore?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.655946 del
what happened to 10k?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.655947 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.655948 del
Can you please re-tell this story in further detail

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.655949 del
She got custody of her boy and is living a semi-normal life in sort of hiding.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.655950 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.655951 del
>in sort of hiding

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.655952 del
Good to hear.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.655953 del
>in sort of hiding

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.655954 del
Her ex dived full on into the meth life and went crazy, attacked her in front of the boy and then later tried to kidnap him.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.655955 del
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reddit post:
"I hate it when job interviewers ask "what is your greatest strength," so I printed up these business cards to just hand out when asked."

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.655956 del
Ahhh, I knew one of her friends had run ins with meff addicts but didn't know she had one that directly too.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.655957 del
I hate reddit.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.655959 del
He was anti drugs but he discovered them during covid/lockdowns.
Destroyed his whole life in under a year.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.655960 del
might go to bed

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.655961 del
The ex?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.655962 del
I'm glad to see that the neets haven't bullied out all the weaboos

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.655963 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.655964 del
Is there any neet here that smoked meth other than toilet-bed-man?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.655965 del
My arse is a shattered realm.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.655966 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.655967 del
I've taken a bit but not for a few years now.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.655968 del
I was posting here while high on meth a couple months ago

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.655969 del
I took dexies for years if that helps

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.655970 del
Regret all my use of prescription meds now. Wish I'd never touched them.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.655971 del
I meant to ask if you ended up taking that

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.655972 del
Just bit the stick in my icypole

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.655973 del
Good home NEETs do not take the meff.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.655974 del
fuckin drug addicts

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.655975 del
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The neet gentleman consumes only the most dignified of substances, such as cocaine and snuff.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.655977 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.655978 del
And Olive.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.655979 del
They’re not sleeping on the couchbed.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.655980 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.655981 del
What a useless article

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.655982 del
But he saved you half a chip!

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.655983 del
That’s an apple, SpecsSaversNEET.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.655984 del
It’s also a girl with a baby in tow

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.655985 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.655986 del
I'm gonna tell Posso you called him a girl he'll bash you.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.655987 del
Do not gaslight me.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.655988 del
Possum is such a meffed up dero cunt he'd bash him anyway.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.655989 del
Posso crossed the road to avoid some teenage eshays once

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.655990 del
Possum slapped his own mother once.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.655991 del
Not while I’m letting him stay in the cool zone and eat garlic bread

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.655992 del
I accidently bought screw in light bulbs rather than bayonet ones.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.655993 del
You numpty

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.655995 del
Big Fella’s sisterbot. Please be respectful.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.655996 del
The chick looks a bit like Stacy Cruz.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.655997 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.655998 del
Exchange them.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.655999 del
I threw the receipt away already, I'll ask the chinamen anyway he probably will.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.656000 del
The man in the poker machine isn’t real

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.656001 del
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Anyone know of a good free iptv provider for Australia?

I found https://iptvcat.net/australia but it doesn't let me copy the m3u link for my client (have to download the file regularly?).

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.656002 del

can someone explain why it's called the chinaman?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.656003 del
My chinaman lives in an iga

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.656004 del
One of the pokers has a Chinese emperor theme or something like that.
These pokie addicts always play the same machine.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.656005 del
They should make pokie machines where if you win a robot hand pops out and wanks you off.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.656007 del
I always play the same stupid vidya

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.656008 del
Dragon Link.
Desire to slap rising.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.656009 del
Might download teh last of us tv series

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.656010 del
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>Desire to slap rising

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.656011 del
That is a good Pepe.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.656012 del
I imagine that as cruisey and monk and all the other irresponsible neets having some sense slapped into them by...wait, who's the most responsible neet?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.656013 del
The ants are back inside again. It had been a few months without them.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.656014 del
A responsible NEET would not be here in the first place.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.656015 del
You need bugsprayNEET

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.656016 del
I feared as much as I typed it. I'm trying to think if we have any neets who don't have at least one of: substance abuse, alcoholism, fat

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.656017 del
Nft's are a silly idea but at least it generates nice Pepes.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.656018 del
Nofun would fit the bill but he was bullied away.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.656019 del
Just say goodnight to me so I can sleep

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.656020 del
Maybe we should add the qualifier 'doesn't literally have autism'

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.656021 del
Soft neety, warm neetty, little ball of fur! Happy neety, sleepy neety, purr purr purr

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.656022 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.656023 del
I would like lack of mental illness added to the list too.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.656024 del
Also no troons or guys who are into femdom.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.656025 del
You go too far, sir. You go too far.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.656026 del
We are already shooting for the stars here.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.656027 del
It is worrisome that just 'not obese, alcoholic or a druggie' eliminates nearly every neet.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.656028 del
NEETs need treats in one form or another.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.656029 del
Using my laptop and mechanical keyboard in bed. Not as comfy as I had hoped.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.656030 del
Put an extra pillow behind you

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:40 [Preview] No.656031 del
Its the keyboard positioning thats the problem. Now if I had a split keyboard so I could keep my hands by my side on the mattress, that would be comfy posting.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.656032 del
Terrible heat, pain in neck from using phone, eye pain from screen, headache, sadness, woe.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.656033 del
Have a wank to the deformed mutant playing Ellie for me.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.656034 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.656035 del
time to find some comfy youtube videos

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.656036 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.656037 del
a lot of my favorite youtube channels seem to have stopped producing new content over christmas-new years

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.656038 del
January is lowest ad payments month. A lot of them take a break.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.656039 del
I never pay them anything, and I never watch youtube without an ad blocker. I put the jew in jewtube

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.656040 del
Same here but I would not mind if they made some money off me. They are entertaining or informing me.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.656041 del
I wish I had a successful YouTube channel and was rich.

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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.656043 del
I wish Olive would post.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.656044 del
Watching Puss in Boots (2011).

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.656045 del
I saw there is a torrent of a sequel out.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.656046 del
I enjoyed the original Shrek films. The gingerbread dude made me laugh.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.656047 del
Yeah, I've got that paused at 0%. I will download and watch it if I like this one. I quite like the Shrek films, particularly the first.
Yeah, they are quite well put together. I liked it as a child and I've been able to rewatch it and appreciate different aspects about it over the years.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.656048 del
I've found a decent solution. I let my laptop (which sits on a little wooden cushion thing so it doesn't overheat) on my man boobs / gut and put the keyboard on my lap. Screen is nice and close to my eyes this way too.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.656049 del
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Feeling somewhat woed again.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.656050 del
IKTF bro

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.656051 del
>wooden cushion thing

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.656052 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:23 [Preview] No.656053 del
this is how I imagine many neets here

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.656054 del
We will see if that setup will tolerate prolonged use.
Shitey could have taught you all you needed to know to set-up a comfy bed wank station.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.656055 del
Choi's kingdom
Get 6 gold bags
Lucky lucky bags

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.656056 del
Shire threw a spanner at the floor in frustration once.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.656057 del
Smiling for no reason

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.656058 del
I'll beat that out of you, cunt.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.656059 del
Cursed lizard poster

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.656060 del
If you touch his smile I’ll break your legs and rape you

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.656061 del
Cunt, I'll rape you first and then rape his smile and make you watch.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.656062 del
Blessed homosexual poster.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.656063 del
>into femdom
Well, I'm out.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.656064 del
Based ___ poster poster

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.656065 del
We don't use that word here.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.656066 del
Based retard poster

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 13:05 [Preview] No.656067 del
Smells of half chan

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.656068 del
That's my butter menthols.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.656069 del
I wonder if the chinese government knows that all of us have been watching olive videos on this board

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.656070 del
They're more concerned with Tibetan basket weaving forums

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.656071 del
Good evening.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.656072 del
morning neetos, what are you up to today?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.656073 del
G'morning, I have to do the dishes.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.656074 del
I heard the first film was horrible to produce as no one was really wanted to work on it unless told so.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.656075 del
Imagine the cum stains.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.656076 del
Good morning and day NEETs.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 20:29 [Preview] No.656077 del
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>A pizza worker has been awarded more than $53,000 in damages by her former employer after she was sexually harassed when a male colleague looked at her breasts rather than her face when he spoke to her. 

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 20:34 [Preview] No.656078 del
I wonder what happened to British NEET who posted here
>Inside pizza box hoarder's filthy one-bed flat piled high with stinking waste: Shocking images show rooms crammed with £35,000-worth of empty takeaway boxes, used toilet roll and chicken bones

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 20:41 [Preview] No.656079 del
I like to imagine he is living happily in the sewers now.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.656080 del
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They don't even show her tits in the article, ripped off.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.656081 del

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.656082 del
The comments section is gold, everyone hates her.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 20:54 [Preview] No.656084 del
My favorite bakery was closed because the bakers were on holiday. Woe.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 20:56 [Preview] No.656085 del
The only bakery near me closed during lockdown and never reopened.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.656086 del
what were their best foods?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.656087 del
I used to get ham and cheese croissants and apple turnovers from there, they were good.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.656088 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.656089 del
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Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.656090 del
Is that that abhorrent news.com.au opinion piece writer?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.656091 del
good morning NEET.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.656092 del
good morning sexc

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:44 [Preview] No.656093 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.656094 del
That's the one

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.656096 del
I started laughing this week when I remember a story posted here last year titled
>Why does no one ask my boyfriend if he wants a baby?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.656097 del
Fuck, the question is answered as soon as you open the article

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.656098 del
The trick is never reading the article beyond the title. It's what I do.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.656099 del
That is probably the worst thing I've ever read, it's just terrible writing.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.656100 del
I wish I had done that

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.656101 del
>I am becoming domestic. I've stopped just using the oven as a sock warmer, and I want to understand the government's budget. I've successfully surpassed the halfway point of my 20s, and I have the pile of feminist self-help books to prove it.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:56 [Preview] No.656102 del
>it's just terrible writing
It's absolute dog shit. Not just hers, but all these female opinion piece writers.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.656103 del
Our Lynx and Shopify cloud engineer should whip up us a Greasemonkey script to help protect us from these threats.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.656104 del
She makes jana almost look good by comparison

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.656105 del
I hope that's not from the article and posted without a spoiler.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.656106 del
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I am sorry.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:58 [Preview] No.656107 del
I appreciate your apology NEET. It has made me feel better.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.656108 del
Have any NEETs used the oven as a sock warmer?
Is this a euphemism for some foul perverted sex act?

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.656109 del
noun [suh-LAIR-uh-tee]

1. rapidity of motion or action

Possum consumes garlic bread with remarkable celerity.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.656110 del
celery celerity

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.656111 del
celebrity celery celerity

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:06 [Preview] No.656112 del
Thank you.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.656113 del
off to big w

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:18 [Preview] No.656114 del
Could you get me two fluffy towels please.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.656115 del
Thank you.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:46 [Preview] No.656116 del
Thankyou I have missed word of the week.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.656117 del
47 Black fine point biros please.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.656118 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 22:57 [Preview] No.656119 del
Woke up.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 23:05 [Preview] No.656120 del
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NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 23:18 [Preview] No.656122 del
ur a massive arse blaster

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>meanwhile back at the hovel

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.656125 del
Good morning.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.656126 del
I got a haircut.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 23:56 [Preview] No.656128 del
You look fresh.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.656129 del
Thank you. The barber said I should be a power lifter and asked if I'd always been big.

NEET 01/10/2023 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.656130 del
Very nice.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.656131 del
The barber was miring. Very impressed with your size.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.656132 del
Hopefully Howard is next.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.656133 del
Property manager is telling me the property needs to be professional cleaned and the carpets steam cleaned. I believe the place is is perfectly clean with some stains to the carpet. Mum even helped me clean it to the point its better than it was when I moved in.
>cleaning to a professional standard, is needed to restore the property to the same condition it was in before the start of your tenancy, taking into account fair wear and tear
Not sure if red wine on the black carpet counts as fair wear and tear.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.656134 del
Turns out it's Bruce Lehrmann from the Brittany Piggins saga.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.656135 del
Produce a receipt for the clean and tell them to fuck off. They pull this shit all the time, basically trying to use tenant's bond money to do renovations.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:08 [Preview] No.656136 del
>Not sure if red wine on the black carpet counts as fair wear and tear.
I have read online they sometimes pull this crap to get you to use their preferred cleaning companies. Is there any specific area noted in their report that require this 'professional clean' of it?

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:08 [Preview] No.656137 del
I don't have one, it wasn't professionally cleaned. Though it may as well have been. The place is in perfectly reasonable condition. Not sure how to word my response.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:08 [Preview] No.656138 del
'Go and fuck yourself. See you at VCAT'

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.656140 del
>Howard was born and raised in the Sydney suburb of Earlwood, in a Methodist family.[6] The site of his family home is now a KFC restaurant.[7]

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.656141 del
>The site of his family home is now a KFC restaurant.[7]
That chicken must be so finger licking good.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.656142 del
That is sad to see. They will be happy on reddit.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.656143 del
They're happy on Twitter too.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.656144 del
You need to call the commune cleaner.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.656145 del
Has he recovered from spraying the weeds?

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.656146 del
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>Andrew Tate loses bid to end detention in Romania

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:26 [Preview] No.656147 del
Imagine having to clean up after 20 NEETs.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:26 [Preview] No.656148 del
Or even just one exec on a bender.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.656149 del
We'll have to get UMPTY to supply cleaners.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.656150 del
Sorry honey we can't have sex tonight I have 8 hours of door camera footage to review.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.656151 del
My second day as a surgeon at the big hospital at the Vatican. God I'm still fuckin drunk I think. Might get a quick coffee and check the papers first. Anyway, wish me luck.
t. Monk

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:32 [Preview] No.656152 del
Mea gulpa, mea maxima gulpa

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.656153 del
No but I've asked them to produce a condition report or similar from the final inspection and quoted the professional cleaning clause from both tenantsvic.org and the contract. Farken woite dogs tryna take me bond

I don't have that kind of Weber e-mail attitude unfortunately

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.656154 del
I would not let Monk do surgery on me while drunk if I was the Pope.
But I would shit in the woods

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:37 [Preview] No.656155 del
He's recovered from thinking about it

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NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.656157 del
We should start an iced coffee business

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.656158 del
I just made one

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 00:55 [Preview] No.656159 del
With coffee or chickory essence?

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.656161 del
Just coffee,sugar and milk.

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I miss Joslin.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:08 [Preview] No.656163 del
guy declines to tell the Daily Mail his business, so they photograph his property and set the police on him

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.656164 del
>New Zealand-born Mr Wood bought the property last February for $150,000 and according to his Facebook profile, he is the CEO of Kiwi Guy Enterprises, Kiwi Guy Computers, Hydra Corp Industries and 420 Fanatics, which has a cannabis leaf logo and whose Brisbane shop said it sold tobacco related products.

For fucks sake they just doxxed the guys grow location.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:13 [Preview] No.656165 del
Clearly the Police didn't find anything, or they'd have been parading it in the news.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:14 [Preview] No.656166 del
He would have cleared it all out as soon as shit happened if he had any sense.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:17 [Preview] No.656167 del
She is saying that the property is not reasonably clean. They're just doing this because I broke the lease under the condition of medical reasoning, I bet.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:21 [Preview] No.656168 del
Send them a polite email saying you believe it is cleaned to the same standard as when you moved in and if they feel diferently to take it before the court/tribunal/bond people.
They'll probably drop it rather than go to court.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.656169 del
Imply you have photos and evidence too.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.656170 del
When you see how society treats these people it's no wonder they are hostile all. Makes me angry to see people treated this way

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.656171 del
Imagine one of these reports on the NEET Commune.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.656172 del
Yes. The DM closed the comments section after a few too many people posted in support of the bloke.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.656173 del
Might start boycotting Dare

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.656174 del
I think hes talking about poo

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.656175 del
I wouldn't give you your bond back.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.656176 del
Spent 1000 on amazon last night.
Didnt get what i went looking for.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.656177 del
What did you buy, nigga?
I have some bootleg printer cartridges being delivered today.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 02:01 [Preview] No.656178 del
She wasn't muscular enough?

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.656179 del
At the neet compound all neet welfare cheques will be controlled by the neet council so individual neets don't squander them on femdom at bdsm brothels

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.656180 del
Shoes, a computer chair, a foot rest thing, a monitor, a pantry rack, an electric razor.
Other junk.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.656181 del
>an electric razor
a bit of ball shaving in your future?

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.656182 del
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#NEETlyfe 2122

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.656183 del
I immediately think of the commune, this is not a comfy post so i will not discuss it further

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.656184 del
>an OINK

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.656185 del
Decided not to spray a big moth

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.656186 del
You were merciful.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 02:51 [Preview] No.656187 del
Big squirt in progress

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.656188 del
mercy is for the weak neet

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.656189 del
>2 o'clock
>still haven't done shit
Why am I like this?

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.656190 del
You're not a go-getter

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.656191 del
my get up and go got up and went

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This week, on womboflix's Friday the 13th Special...

Two catholic priests are left alone in a bedroom with a child - see what happens, in The Exorcist (1973)

Then two teenage brothers move to a new town, where they fall in with a very bad crowd from a very bad home, in The Lost Boys (1989)

On Saturday, a young man finds a back door into a military central computer in which reality is confused with game-playing, possibly starting World War III - Wargames (1983)

Finally on Sunday, an alien hunter who makes trophies of men arrives in LA with a few days to kill, in Predator 2 (1990)

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.656194 del
You need to get up and go get it back.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 03:20 [Preview] No.656195 del
>“This is a customer announcement,” the 18-year-old began his PSA in the Weston-super-mare, North Somerset branch. “I just got sacked and B&Q are cunts, fuck everyone. Have a nice day.”

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.656196 del
>police break into my house after neighbours complain of bad smell for last month
>police say all they found were cow bones sitting in front of a computer holding a vb longneck

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 03:26 [Preview] No.656197 del
Brb going to the butchers to buy some ribs and soup bones.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.656198 del
30kg bacon please.

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Signed my lease renewal, not gonna be homeless for another year.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 03:38 [Preview] No.656201 del
Good stuff, NEET.

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NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.656204 del
I genuinely believe dogs can diagnose illness, though my reasoning is fairly mundane.
Normies have very poor bodily awareness, often failing to notice or act on progressive illness or attribute physical illness to social causes.

All things being equal a dog is just an outside opinion, and added to this their being unaffected by social pressure and their superior senses. A dog can tell your vagina smells bad, woman thinks but isn't sure if it's in her head, other women know but are too embarrassed to say anything.
People are just bad at knowing if they are sick or not

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.656205 del
good stuff

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.656206 del
might do a nordy

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.656207 del
dan visit?

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.656208 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:32 [Preview] No.656209 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.656210 del
I visit Dan anymore. I visit Craig.
I can't today though.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.656211 del
>I miss Joslin.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.656212 del
>They'll probably drop it rather than go to court.
If he does, he should not drop any claim until the money is in his account. That will be their next tacit.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.656213 del
Deface their website and then be all "who's gay now?"

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.656214 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.656215 del
Not the announcement I was expecting.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.656216 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:40 [Preview] No.656217 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.656218 del
Then have a circle logo of his tummy with the text underneath

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.656219 del
Made a pint of red cordial.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.656220 del
Let the nordiness flow through you

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:46 [Preview] No.656221 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xNYs8zfAMT4 [Embed]

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.656222 del
I 'member

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.656223 del
We used to sing MY DAD PICKS HIS BUM

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.656224 del
We used to sing that about your dad too.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.656225 del
Need to go wage.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:08 [Preview] No.656226 del
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NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.656227 del
I have been waterproofing today with this product. I have used the reinforced bandage (flexible and rot-proof) by the same brand to seal the gap between the flashing and the tile. I have no clue how wagies do the job going up and down the ladder all day. You have to clean the surface before applying it all, which is a job in itself. Hopefully, it will become easier as I get the hang of it.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.656229 del
>Nemeh was due to be sentenced at Fairfield Local Court.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.656230 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.656231 del
Have you got a big area to do?

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.656232 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.656233 del
Don't need to go wage, because I am a NEET.
Comfy music on, breeze coming into the NEET lair, flys are all dead, 3rd instant down the hatch. Blissful.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.656234 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.656235 del
It has been a year since this happened.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.656236 del
Well done NEET.
Reasonable rent?

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.656237 del
Yes unfortunately it is the first one. There are four more equivalent sections of what I did today left. That side was the worst because of the leaf litter and dirt that was more compacted.
I am doing it because I don't want to pay thousands to someone who will probably do a shit job.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:26 [Preview] No.656239 del
You'll be an expert by the final section and then you'll want to redo todays one.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.656240 del
Have a good one NEET.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.656241 del
Possum once said to me "Gaylords say what". He purposefully said it really fast and unclearly. I didn't understand what he had said, so innocently replied "what?". This instantly made me a gaylord and he gleefully told all the other NEETs.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.656242 del
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NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.656243 del
Red cordial used to have a reputation for making kids "hyper".
Later on they realised it was just bad parenting.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.656244 del
Good on you for getting stuck into it NEETo.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.656245 del
That was part of the reason. It is a good skill to learn.

>you'll want to redo todays one.
I picked that side I worked on because I do not look at it as often. I will probably won't look at it again beyond tomorrows touch-ups. It isn't coming off easily if I want to change it as it is like rubber when initially cured (24 hours, 7 days for the full cure). I had to use terps to get it off my skin that went around the gloves. It is water resistant so it is a bitch getting off even after a few minutes.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:32 [Preview] No.656246 del
Thanks NEET.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:34 [Preview] No.656247 del
hasn't been raised in years, so yeah

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.656248 del
Enjoy your day.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.656249 del
That's sensible, keep the on display bits for last.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.656250 del
>hasn't been raised in years
You are a fortunate NEET.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.656251 del
listening to the terminator theme over and over again like the autist I am

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 05:50 [Preview] No.656252 del
Children are perfectly capable of doing wrong of their own term, if parents were in control of everything apes would have raised apes.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.656253 del
Just threw out a zucchini that I found in the crisper section of my fridge, it must have been at least 3 weeks old.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.656254 del
wash your arse

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.656255 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.656256 del
I have wanked already.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.656257 del
robbie williams straight?

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.656258 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.656259 del
blueberry and cinnamon porridge

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.656260 del
95% tomorrow?

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.656261 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.656262 del
I baptised a NEET once.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.656263 del
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NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.656264 del
With a sprinkle of goon over his head?

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.656265 del
piss 'n cum

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.656266 del
Webber tried to strangle me once.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.656267 del
So what, I circumsised one

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:44 [Preview] No.656268 del
Watching videos about the Fallout series. Going to play some Grim Dawn soon.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.656269 del
Biting a NEET's dick while sucking them off is not circumcising them.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.656270 del
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.656271 del
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NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.656272 del
I haven't had delivery in well over a year.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.656273 del
They are the right colour. Cooked just the way I like them.
Vivid and vivacious sauce.
Good springies.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.656274 del
I have kept my no KFC resolution so far this year.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.656275 del
i need bigger biceps

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.656276 del
Do some curls NEET. Like Pajeet at the gym.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.656277 del
i never wipe my bum properly

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.656278 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.656279 del
i don't like how busybody indian women tend to be

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.656280 del
You're going well.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.656281 del
they need to be colonialised

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.656282 del
two packets of continental beef soup

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.656283 del
colonising india was a mistake, the one at work reminds me of the pajeet with the glasses that gets posted here

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.656284 del
i might watch a movie off netflix soon

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.656285 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.656286 del
I ate that other NEETs mango

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.656287 del
bad neet

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.656288 del
He said rude things about it and was not grateful

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.656289 del
if another neet eats my mango in the commune i will beat them

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:15 [Preview] No.656290 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.656291 del
NEETs will have to keep their mangoes in their undies for safety

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.656292 del
Fair enough then.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.656293 del
>Imagine the bulges

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:28 [Preview] No.656294 del
I might post a bulge later

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.656295 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.656297 del
Don't tease us.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.656298 del
I bet he just links to his onlyfans again.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.656299 del
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NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.656300 del
I always like that one he look so happy

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.656301 del
I wonder if Big Fella has seen a Budapest Short-faced Tumbler.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.656302 del
I spent $13 on a big bunch of black seedless grapes.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.656303 del
One please.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.656304 del
I will also have one please.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.656305 del
I am upset about the cost of fresh food. It is so much cheaper to buy processed crap.
Packets of biscuits and blocks of chocolate are cheaper than fresh fruit.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.656306 del
I member when possum was the most popular named NEET. I member.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.656307 del
I haven't bought a lettuce since they were $1.50, I refuse to pay inflated prices for something that has no taste.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.656308 del
Agreed. I just refuse to eat vegetables of any sort.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.656309 del
I buy them for sandwiches now and then but I always end up throwing half out

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.656310 del
Possum has always been the best NEET.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.656311 del
I know someone like that and he is a very fit guy.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.656312 del
He was the best of us all.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.656313 del
The liver king?

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.656314 del
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NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.656315 del
The prices are too dam high!

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.656316 del
He's a martial arts instructor.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.656317 del
Wax on, wax off

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.656318 del
Weber's health was in a haze,
His joints ached and his head was in a daze,
He went to the doctor, without any delay,
To find out what was causing his dismay.

The doctor looked him over with care,
And ran some tests, to see if he was aware,
Of what was causing Weber's pain,
And how to ease it, before it drove him insane.

Weber took the medicine, with a hopeful heart,
And soon he was feeling, like a brand new start,
He could move his joints, with ease,
And the fog in his head, began to cease.

Now Weber's back to living his life,
With minimal pain and free from strife,
Thanks to the doctor who helped him heal,
Weber's health is back on track, for real.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.656319 del
Very good.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.656320 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.656321 del
patak's and rice

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.656322 del
i run at women walking home at night just to scare them

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.656323 del
I dress up as a woman and rape NEETs that come running at me in the dark

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.656324 del
I hope this is prophecy.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:39 [Preview] No.656325 del
that wasn't rape

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.656326 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:41 [Preview] No.656327 del
Don't kink shame us

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.656328 del
'tis be trying times for a humble neet

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.656329 del
I read that someones trying to get cenno to double rent assistance

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.656330 del
you don't need rent assistance to live in a dunny, honey

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.656331 del
No but it's helpful for real people.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.656332 del

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.656333 del
I believe in you

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.656334 del
East coast best coast.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.656335 del
The UN will be dissolved in 2052.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.656336 del
My arse will be dissolved in 2052.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.656337 del
Gonna have some dark choccy and a glass of milk.

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.656338 del
an idea most based

NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.656339 del
In acid?