01/11/2023 (Wed) 13:04
Cruisey, a man of great renown,
Had a problem that brought him to frown,
His poo, it was so massive and round,
It blocked the toilet, and wouldn't go down.
The poo was so big, it filled the bowl,
A turd that was dark and quite old,
With chunks of undigested food,
It was a poo that could clear a room, and set the mood.
Cruisey tried to flush it away,
But it wouldn't budge, no matter what he'd say,
He pushed and he pulled, with all of his might,
But the poo just sat there, a formidable sight.
He called for a plumber, with haste and with speed,
To fix the problem, caused by a homemade feed,
The plumber came, with tools in hand,
They tried to remove the poo from the land.
In the end, the toilet was cleared,
But the smell lingered, and Cruisey's spirits were jeered,
He vowed to watch his diet, and keep regular too,
So that his poo would never again block the green bin view.
The moral of this story, as clear as can be,
Is to keep your body healthy, so poo will flow free,
For a blocked toilet is a problem, that nobody wants to see,
Especially when it's caused by a poo, as big as a tree.