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NEET General #643 - Coffee Shark Edition NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No. 656427
Would you NEETs describe yourselves as being a bit of a coffee shark?
Do you own a shark cosplay outfit?

Old Thread: >>655392


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.656428 del
SA Best A.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.656438 del
I NEED CAFFEINE GIVE ME COFFEE IF I DON'T GET ANYTHING DONE I'LL STOP EATING AND DIE GIVE ME COFFEE OR ILL KILL YOU AND LEECH THE CAFFEINE FROM YOUR BLOOD THEN EAT EVERY COFFEE CHOCOLATE IN THE STORE AND BREAK INTO MGDONALDS AND EAT THE RAW BEANS IN THE MACHINES I NEED COFFEE TO HELP ME DO THINGS AND THINGS HAVE TO BE DONE WITHOUT COFFEE NOTHING WOULD BE DONE AND YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY GIVE ME COFFEE YOU'LL BE RICH I HAVE CASH AND ALSO CREDIT CARD I WANT COFFEE HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE GIVE ME ANY THEN WE CAN TALK I NEED COFFEE BEFORE I GO TO BED OTHERWISE I'LL SLEEP AND SLEEPING PEOPLE CAN'T DRINK COFFEE I'VE GOT SO MANY CAFFEINE PATCHES ON MY ARMS BY VEINS HAVE HARDENED AND MY BODY CAN'T PHYSICALLY ABSORB THE CAFFEINE I'VE GOT 16 CAFFINE PATCHES UNDER MY TONGUE AND PUT A LITRE OF COLD PRESS IN MY ASS WITH A CONDOM BUT I NEED MORE COFFEE WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME ANY CAN'T YOU SEE I NEED COFFEE


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.656445 del
Weber cut me and dragged me behind his boat to attract sharks once.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.656446 del
>>656445
He called you his chum.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 13:04 [Preview] No.656447 del
Cruisey, a man of great renown,
Had a problem that brought him to frown,
His poo, it was so massive and round,
It blocked the toilet, and wouldn't go down.

The poo was so big, it filled the bowl,
A turd that was dark and quite old,
With chunks of undigested food,
It was a poo that could clear a room, and set the mood.

Cruisey tried to flush it away,
But it wouldn't budge, no matter what he'd say,
He pushed and he pulled, with all of his might,
But the poo just sat there, a formidable sight.

He called for a plumber, with haste and with speed,
To fix the problem, caused by a homemade feed,
The plumber came, with tools in hand,
They tried to remove the poo from the land.

In the end, the toilet was cleared,
But the smell lingered, and Cruisey's spirits were jeered,
He vowed to watch his diet, and keep regular too,
So that his poo would never again block the green bin view.

The moral of this story, as clear as can be,
Is to keep your body healthy, so poo will flow free,
For a blocked toilet is a problem, that nobody wants to see,
Especially when it's caused by a poo, as big as a tree.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.656448 del
Fart in my mouth
The chunks of fecal delight
Remind me of coffee
And sharks


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 19:11 [Preview] No.656450 del
morning boys


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 19:44 [Preview] No.656451 del
Did any neets who didn't get the vax also avoid getting bat aids?


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.656452 del
>>656422
Good stuff.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 20:23 [Preview] No.656453 del
>>656427
>a bit of a coffee shark?
What does this mean?

>Do you own a shark cosplay outfit?
No.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.656454 del
>>656450
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.656455 del
>>656454
G'morning NEET


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 20:46 [Preview] No.656456 del
mording
slept in
put the bins out


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.656457 del
>>656456
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.656458 del
>>656457
morning to you back, NEET.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:14 [Preview] No.656459 del
I got the seasonal flu in 2020 and got over it within days. Haven't vaxxed. Haven't been sick since.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:15 [Preview] No.656460 del
>>656459
Gonna poz ur neg hole


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.656461 del
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>>656453
>he doesn't know about coffee sharks


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.656462 del
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NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:28 [Preview] No.656463 del
Cooking a stew.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:29 [Preview] No.656464 del
>>656463
What kind?


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.656465 del


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:36 [Preview] No.656466 del
Weber mukbang videos.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.656467 del
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What are neet schemes are you scheming today neets?


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:39 [Preview] No.656468 del


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:39 [Preview] No.656469 del


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:39 [Preview] No.656470 del
>>656467
Mong doctor is first on my list.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.656471 del
>>656470
Dr. Mong


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.656472 del
>>656467
might go on a diet


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.656473 del
>>656472
me too
maybe start monday


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.656474 del
>>656471
I like the appointments to vent, not the travel there or fee payable.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.656475 del
>>656472
>>656473
Sounds do-able.
Good luck NEETs when you start.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.656476 del
>>656473
I'm starting today


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:43 [Preview] No.656477 del
>>656476
Oh good luck then. I thought you were shidposting.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:55 [Preview] No.656478 del
eggs with thin shells


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.656479 del
>>656478
McDonald's?


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.656480 del
really vibrant coloured yolk


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.656481 del
>>656479
no goyslop


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.656482 del
i'm descended from my ancestors


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NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.656484 del
>>656483
You will never be a woman. If archaeologists find your remains they will categorise you as male.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:15 [Preview] No.656485 del
>tfw you wonder if you walked into the wrong thread


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:18 [Preview] No.656486 del
Accidentally ate a packet of Arnotts Raspberry Shortcake.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:18 [Preview] No.656487 del
>>656486
It's a mistake we all make.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.656488 del
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https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/pigeon-caught-with-meth-inside-bc-prison-1.6704753
>Authorities apprehend a pigeon wearing a backpack with about 30 grams of crystal meth inside.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.656489 del
>>656488
Release muh boi! He dindu nuffin!


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:27 [Preview] No.656490 del
I want a backpack pigeon now


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No.656491 del
For neets who want a slightly less retarded version of Ancient Apocalypse, I've found a 2017 documentary co-starring James Cameron called Atlantis Rising https://youtube.com/watch?v=0BpJgbyHSqI [Embed]


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.656492 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.656494 del
>>656492
G'morning NEET.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.656495 del
>>656491
>slightly less retarded version of Ancient Apocalypse
It's raining today.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.656496 del
Imagine the commune if Australia had a second amendment equivalent. How long before a NEET loses a finger?


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.656497 del
I lost my finger in Hex in a nightclub once.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.656500 del
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NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:02 [Preview] No.656502 del
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>>656499
It's farkin our yacht ya whoite dogs.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:04 [Preview] No.656503 del
>tfw not snake plissken


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:36 [Preview] No.656504 del
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NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.656505 del
Nightmares. Woe


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.656506 del
I bought something.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.656507 del
>>656506
Good something?


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.656508 del
>>656506
What did you get?


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.656509 del
>>656508
He is teasing us.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.656510 del


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.656511 del
>>656509
tee hee hee


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:50 [Preview] No.656512 del
>tfw taunted by unspecified purchases


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.656513 del
>>656512
I made a purchase just now too.


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.656515 del
>>656514
>transparent


NEET 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.656516 del
>>656515
some of us are right mongs


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.656517 del
>>656515
glug glug glug glug


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.656518 del
>>656517
Explain.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.656519 del
>>656518
I think he is rude and immature and making some kind of sexual reference.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:09 [Preview] No.656520 del
>656513
Just another example of a no-name neet trying to be cool like a popular neet and failing pathetically


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.656521 del
>656520
Fuck you cunt. I got a screw set.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.656522 del
Just made a purchase


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:18 [Preview] No.656523 del
>656522
>656521
No you didn't.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.656524 del
i was known as "the tickler" once


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.656525 del
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NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.656526 del
>>656525
well photoshopped


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.656527 del
There are some right heckers on her this morning.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:25 [Preview] No.656528 del
>>656527
>on her
Hot!


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.656529 del
>>656528
oh heck


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.656530 del
>>656524
Spare rib tickler, you filthy dyke.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:27 [Preview] No.656531 del
I need to buy cooking oil and dog food.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.656532 del
>>656525
I just got a refund from jb.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.656533 del
>>656531
coconut oil will probably make it the most palatable


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:29 [Preview] No.656534 del
The Great Flood actually happened.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:29 [Preview] No.656535 del
>>656532
That the bank will hold for five business days because they're jubes


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.656536 del
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NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.656537 del
Maybe Olive is ashamed of the weight she gained over the festive season.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.656538 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.656539 del
>>656536
Didn't know whales at lobster.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.656540 del
>>656536
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n4QSYx4wVQg [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:36 [Preview] No.656541 del
>>656536
Our lobsters are also about twice the size as the seppos' shitty crayfish.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:37 [Preview] No.656542 del
>>656540
Iraq lobster


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:37 [Preview] No.656543 del
>>656541
i've had lobster a couple times and it wasnt that great


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:37 [Preview] No.656544 del
>>656543
Yeah, vastly overrated.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:39 [Preview] No.656545 del
inspirational
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oi6i2ACRN7A [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.656546 del
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Low energy today. Got no pep.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.656547 del
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>>656546
get mondstered neet


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:01 [Preview] No.656548 del
>>656534
7500 years ago the mediterranian flooded into the black sea.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.656550 del
>>656548
there are huge man made pyramids at the bottom of the black sea, mark my words neet


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.656551 del
>>656549
>For their 'really lovely temperament', Ben said the Hungarian wire-haired Vizsla comes in as his third choice


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:09 [Preview] No.656552 del
Is leaving my slow cooker on low at home alone for 5 hours a bad idea?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.656553 del
>>656552
depends, will it be difficult to get a new home?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:11 [Preview] No.656554 del
>>656552
I try not to go out and leave anything on (besides the fridge), but it should be OK, provided you don't have anything on the table around it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.656555 del
>>656552
Well that's what they're made for, but i wouldn't unless i was confident using the thing and it was somewhere where if it went nuclear nothing bad would happen


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.656556 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.656557 del
>>656556
The fire brigade may as well be called the YOLO response unit.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.656558 del
Got a coffee chill and a custard cream horn and a silverside and pickle roll and a big jug of orange and mango juice.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.656559 del
>>656547
I had a passionfruit mother. No effect.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.656560 del
>>656559
have two more


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.656561 del
>>656558
Are you going to mix all of that up in your tummy at once?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.656562 del
>>656561
No the roll and juice are for later on.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:28 [Preview] No.656563 del
i need to destroy blackrock


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.656564 del
>>656563
Black rock matters


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.656565 del
Good afternoon neets


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.656566 del
>>656565
Goodbye.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.656567 del
>>656558
>a custard cream horn
Hot!


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.656568 del
>>656565
G'morning NEET


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.656569 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.656570 del
>>656560
Sounds dangerous.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.656571 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.656572 del
>>656565
Hello.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:35 [Preview] No.656573 del
>>656572
>>656566
I don't know why you say godbye he says hello.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.656574 del
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Sometimes the trauma memes don't make sense.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.656575 del
>>656573
Hello hello.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.656576 del
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trying to think of a friday the 13th ausneets css theme for tomorrow, not coming up with any ideas


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:00 [Preview] No.656577 del
Slept in. First instant.
The dog chased the cat yesterday and i haven't seen her since


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:01 [Preview] No.656578 del
>>656577
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.656579 del
>>656576
>friday the 13th
It is just a normal day NEET.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.656580 del
is ReactJS neet here?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.656581 del
>>656580
I'm a long way from having any expertise in react


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.656582 del
>>656550
The man made waterways beneath the Bosnian pyramids probably make this closer to truth than shitpost


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.656583 del
>>656552
No, thats fine.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.656584 del
I cast magic missile on NEET.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.656585 del
>>656574
you need to read more of jana's articles


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.656586 del
>>656576
boong jason
some blood splashes


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.656587 del
>>656584
One day I want to play play-by-post dungeons and dragons online while listening to dungeon synth


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.656588 del
I had a dream about nuro trying to dox me


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.656589 del
>>656587
I used to play a bit of d&d on rd20, it can be fun if you get a good group.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.656590 del
>>656588
good dream?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:41 [Preview] No.656591 del
the bogan construction workers across the road keep playing their shitty radio music loudly, it's very annoying


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.656592 del
>>656591
Have they gone with doof doof or pop rock?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.656593 del
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angry is just sad’s bodyguard


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NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.656595 del
https://www.bitchute.com/video/sWs6ps2XETrd/ [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 03:09 [Preview] No.656596 del
>>656595
I remember watching the A Current Affair report back before all this kicked off and even Motherbat was pissing herself laughing at some of things he was accused of saying/doing, along with his mates holding up "fake news" placards while they were trying to interview him.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.656597 del
Howdy NEEToes, how's it go?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.656598 del
>>656597
hello, none of the neets have any energy today, nothing but sloth


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.656599 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.656600 del
Washed the dog.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.656601 del
>>656597
Hello mate.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.656602 del
>>656598
Well that's no good.

>>656599
Same here.

>>656601
Hey hey


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.656603 del
>>656600
Well done NEET. Did you give him a brush afterwards?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.656604 del
>In order to hard code conflict avoidance into the brain - obviously essential for survival in abusive families - the brain reduces anticipation of reward and increases threat detection. As it turns out, these changes significantly increase addiction risk, as well as reduce inhibition control. They also increase the risk of anhedonia/depression.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.656605 del
>>656604
Is this why that retarded fella masturbates when we abuse him?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.656606 del
Dropped a monster of a shit. Arse is in agony.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.656607 del
>>656576
You can use the halloween one that was pretty spooky.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.656608 del
>>656580
npx create-react-app my-app
cd my-app
npm start


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.656609 del
>>656606
Apply a soothing ointment.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.656610 del
>>656604
That's just a Jewish way of saying that people who've had shit lives are both pessimistic and defensive, where's the hard science?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.656611 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.656612 del
>>656606
Mine was not so bad today, I've been drinking lots of water might have helped.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.656613 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.656614 del
I have deleted my bookmarks to the trauma memes and subreddits.
I think I have got all I can get out of them now, and continuing would just be another way of making myself upset.
It is not right to say that it is all Jewish nonsense though. I have found it helpful to develop a greater understanding of what has happened to me and why I have turned out this way.
Many questions have been answered and I think I have a more realistic understanding of what my options are going forward.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.656615 del
>>656614
It's just the retarded fella trying to cause trouble as usual.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No.656616 del
>>656614
All you need in life is a fridge meme.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:53 [Preview] No.656617 del
Some people will not accept that something has been done to them which has harmed them permanently.
They insist on taking personal responsibility and get very sarcastic and defensive at any suggestion that it might not be their own fault.
Personal responsibility may be a good thing in general, but if your life is in the shitter and has been for years, then blaming yourself begins to look like a form of psychological self harm. Especially since it is not getting you anywhere - i.e out of the shitter.
When you find yourself stuck in the shitter and unable to get out no matter how strongly you believe in personality responsibility, you need to look into alternative explanations. Because accepting personal responsibility for a shitty life leaves only the conclusion that you are just a massive piece of shit and that is why you have fucked up your life.
Well, I know that I am not a massive piece of shit, and I would never have willingly done all this to myself if there were not powerful forces acting against me which were outside of my control. So fuck you all who mock me for trying to understand what has happened and why. Your explanations are no fucking good and your advice doesn't work. You are just holding onto dumb beliefs as a cope.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:54 [Preview] No.656618 del
>>656616
The fridge memes are a good start.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.656619 del
Fridge memes are for gays. Real meme put memes on the ceiling above their bed


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:57 [Preview] No.656620 del
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NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.656621 del
>>656616
I've got a pic of Dan.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.656622 del
>>656614
Thank fuck you've stopped posting that shit. It was awful.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.656623 del
>>656622
You are even more desperate than usual for attention today.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.656624 del
>>656622
You should ask yourself why it upset you so much. You sound very emotional.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.656625 del
Might do a poo shortly.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.656626 del
>>656625
The only advice I can give you is to do the poo, don't let the poo do you.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.656627 del
>>656626
poo too long in the loo and the loo poos into you


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.656628 del
Sometimes the arse gnomes will tie the end of your poo to your spine so when you go to poo you turn yourself inside out.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.656629 del
As long as you stick a few potplants inside they will upvote anything on r/roomporn


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.656630 del
Got a new monitor and some nutri grain bars


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:16 [Preview] No.656631 del
>>656630
>a new monitor
Tell us about it NEET.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.656632 del
They're lying to us


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.656633 del
>>656632
They have been for decades now.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.656634 del
Need a new keyboard and mouse for under 200 on amazon
I am unsure if i want wireless.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.656635 del
>>656631
It will be the keyboard all over again.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.656636 del
>>656633
Centuries


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.656637 del
>>656634
Get wired


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.656638 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.656639 del
>>656603
Yeah, gave him the works.
Let the shampoo sit and rinsed twice, brushing between everything.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.656640 del
>>656634
>under 200
Under 100 would be good enough. I would not get wireless unless you have some need for it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.656641 del
>>656614
Memes answering questions is a meme.
Not fridge worthy.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.656642 del
>>656632
Domestobots?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.656643 del
Maybe if I learn to control my anger I will learn to control my sadness. I never get outwardly angry or sad but I'm tired of feeling both emotions


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.656644 del
>>656639
Good boy.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.656645 del
>>656631
Samsung curved for 150
I have it next to the laptop.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.656646 del
>>656637
I was thinking that.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.656647 del
>>656640
I want it to be snazzy


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.656648 del
Kifflom!


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.656649 del
>>656619
You don't use your goon cave?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OXVCuu_bwC4 [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.656650 del
>>656645
How many inches?
Post the photo.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.656651 del
>>656650
24 i think


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.656652 del
Possum gave me backhanded compliment once.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.656653 del
Anyone read or listened to the book?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.656654 del
>>656653
No. The non-stops news headlines are pissing me off as it is.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.656655 del
>>656654
Reddit has gone mad with it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.656656 del
I am eating a bowl of Aldi-brand weet bix.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.656657 del
>>656653
lol what a goose that guy is.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.656658 del
>>656651
>curved and 24 inches
That would be too much for me to handle.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.656661 del
>>656658
You'll have to train your capacity.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:01 [Preview] No.656662 del
>>656659
The state election ticks closer for him.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.656663 del
>>656661
Plug is in


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.656664 del
>>656661
My train capacity is a whole other number.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.656666 del
>>656662
Billboards should be good if photos exist.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.656667 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.656668 del
Ate the doritos
Eating caramel popcorn


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.656669 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.656670 del
>>656668
You fat shit.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.656671 del
>>656663
Tight fit.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.656672 del
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>>656668
living the based executive life


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.656673 del
>>656671
He needed two crossed strips of duct tape to keep it from falling out.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.656674 del
>>656670
Watching koala man.
Made by big les guy.
Has ciggie butt brains in it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.656675 del
Might go down to aldi, pick up some neet treats - you neets want anything?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.656676 del
>>656675
One NEET treat please.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.656677 del
>>656675
30kg of heroin please


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.656680 del
>>656678
She's hideous even in heavily edited photos


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.656681 del
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>>656679
Everything about the article based on my interpretation of the URL seems vile.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.656682 del
>>656680
Yes, although this one >>656679 puts that in perspective.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.656683 del
>>656674
Michael Cusack is Ciggie Butt Brain guy, not Big Les guy. They are different people.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.656684 del
>>656682
Yeah, the other one is uncanny valley shit.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.656685 del
>>656674
>koala man
I just watched the trailer. It looks awful.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.656686 del
None of the men jana dates seem to turn up again in her articles.
Does she eat them after mating?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.656687 del
>>656675
One lamington please.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.656688 del
>>656686
I am guessing she doesn't see them more than once or twice at most.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.656689 del
>>656688
I suppose you have to be horrible to be a "dating guru" or you'd end up in a relationship sooner or later.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.656691 del
>>656689
She'd have nothing to talk about and no more free food and drink if she was serious about a relationship.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.656692 del
>>656678
Same old mirror selfie sitting by the bed


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.656693 del
>>656576
>>656576
How about a Friday the 13th haunted by Nuro edition ?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.656694 del
>>656693
Never heard of him


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.656695 del
>>656692
She'll still be catfishing blokes with it in 10 years time.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.656696 del
>>656694
I heard he was Based once.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.656697 del
>>656696
I thought it was Monaro that was based once.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.656698 del
>>656693
He died in the helicopter crash.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.656699 del
>>656697
I thought Manaro was just Possum pretending to be Webber.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.656700 del
>>656699
That's pretty based.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.656701 del
>>656690
The heil hitler at the end of the second clip was good


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.656702 del
>>656701
He interviews well too.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.656703 del
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NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.656704 del
>>656703
Spooky.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.656705 del
I saw my mates dog eat a witchetty grub once I called it a boong


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.656706 del
>>656705
Based.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.656707 del
>>656705
I call Sweetie a boong when she sniffs things out or tries to eat shit she finds.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.656708 del
I call mummybots dog a faggot and she calls him a poof sometimes


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.656709 del
>>656707
Doggo's are not fussy when it comes to a feed


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.656710 del
>>656708
I used to call my cat a poof all the time
Tbf he did fuck the other male cat when we had two


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.656711 del
>>656710
you're not a real poof if you're the top


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.656712 del
>>656711
Apparently young male cats do it when they can smell a female on heat far away but don't quite know whats going on


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.656713 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.656714 del
>>656712
>cats
*neets


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.656715 del
>>656714
Give the NEETs one sniff of Olive and they start wanking each other off


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.656716 del
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NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.656717 del
I'm sure there's extra teeth there


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.656718 del
Did something cheeky today.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.656719 del
>>656718
What did you do?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.656720 del
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>>656719
I bought 5 mangos but I put them through as a cheaper kind.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.656721 del
>>656720
Onions?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.656722 del
>>656721
I didn't want it to be too obvious.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.656723 del
>>656720
Save one of them for that other NEET.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.656724 del
>>656723
I'll give him the seed.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.656725 del
>>656720
Devious.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.656726 del
Warning - tomorrow is Friday the 13th! Womboflix will be having a double horror movie night.

The Exorcist (1973), based on a novel by William Peter Blatty, was considered the most frightening movie ever made at the time, although I'm sure it won't scare big neets like you.

Then the horror-comedy The Lost Boys (1987), the story of two brothers who move to a new town and become caught up with a gang of teenage vampires.

On Saturday we will be streaming the hacker-thriller Wargames (1983). Then on Sunday Murtaugh from lethal weapon has to save us from the predator in Predator 2 (1990). I hope he's not too old for this shit.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.656727 del
>>656720
>consuming fruit or vegetables


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.656728 del
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NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.656729 del
>>656720
Well done.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.656730 del
Major mong moment at the shops before. Scanned my items and paid in cash but the card reader lit up telling me to tap my card. I pressed cancel on the self checkout screen and then called the attendant guy. My change had come out and I said "I put my note in but it wanted me to tap my card", he looked at me like a mong and said its fine I can just take my change. Then I accidentally pulled out infront of someone at a roundabout and went 15 over the limit for a while without noticing
I need a helper


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.656731 del
NEET is waging a one man war against overpriced mangoes


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.656732 del
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>>656730
>I need a helper


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.656733 del
>>656730
Time for an early night.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.656734 del
>>656730
I was trying to put the money into the wrong slot on one of them once.
I called the guy over he was very nice to me. He could tell there was something not right with me.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.656735 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.656736 del
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>>656730
>>656734
This is why I don't like leaving the house.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.656737 del
Give a NEET a fish and he will eat it.
Teach a NEET to fish and he will make a successful youtube fishing channel.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.656738 del
>>656736
At the NEET Commune we will send out the brainy NEETs to do the shopping.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.656739 del
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>>656730
I merged lanes when driving and had no recollection of doing so.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.656740 del
What's a fridge meme exactly?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.656741 del
>>656740
Meme for the fridge.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.656742 del
>>656739
those frogs look kind of like bogan frogs


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.656743 del
>>656742
They're drinking beer but they wish they had meth


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.656744 del
I'm feeding my dog double until he gets put down.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.656745 del
>>656447
Ive read this twice.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.656746 del
>>656745
Is he a plagiariser?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.656747 del
>>656683
Oh, i thought it was the same guy


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.656748 del
I want to bet big on fantan


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.656749 del
>>656685
I fell asleep in the third episode.
It wasnt very good. Ill have a go at it agsin.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.656750 del
Ordered the uber eats.
Chicken, beef and rice.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.656751 del
>>656750
Springies?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.656752 del
>>656750
May your order be swift and hot.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.656753 del
>>656730
Mong living


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.656754 del
>>656752
And the opposite on the way out.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.656755 del
I use my money to buy goods and services.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.656756 del
>>656744
I fed mine some milo cereal last night with a couple of caramel popcorn pieces in it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.656757 del
If a NEET were to travel overseas for a month would you lot want a lot of pics?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.656758 del
>>656757
Depends where you go and what you do but yes very much probably.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.656759 del
>>656746
No. I just liked hearing about poo in poems.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.656760 del
>>656755
You do not you liar you stick it all up your bum.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.656761 del
>>656755
More of a window shopper myself.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.656762 del
>>656759
Fair enough, I did not consider that.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.656763 del
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>>656758
Japan.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.656764 del
>>656447
This is a good poem not sure how I missed it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.656765 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.656766 del
>>656765
He might be a weeb though.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.656767 del
>>656766
I'll be mostly taking pictures of the landscape.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.656768 del
>>656757
of course spread out over the entire trip


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.656769 del
>>656767
Alright that would be good to see, and old buildings.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.656770 del
And japanese prostitutes.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.656771 del
>>656769
I'll be there during the cherry blossom season, I'd like to go to some Japanese rural towns and find abandoned places as well if I can.
>>656770
I'm too poor for that.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.656772 del
>>656771
>the cherry blossom season
Lovely.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.656773 del
>>656771
>I'm too poor for that.
You should just grope girls on trains then, that' free.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.656774 del
>>656760
Imagine the smell on a two dollar coin after it's been up NEETs bottom for a week.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.656775 del
>>656447
Is that called a shitty poem?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.656776 del
>>656773
Well they do say when in Rome.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.656777 del
>>656771
I think you will have to get the bullet train and a picture showing how fast it's going.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.656778 del
>>656774
It would all need to be laundered.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.656779 del
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>>656773
As long as he gropes a girl.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.656780 del
>>656778
Bleached.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.656781 del
>>656738
Some of the brainy NEETs are big fat fucks who will waste the money on junk food and personal splurges.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.656782 del
>>656779
Kawaii 💖


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.656783 del
>>656781
Trust the plan.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.656784 del
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NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.656785 del
>>656775
Hello Big Fella.
What did you have for breakfast?
Did you see this article that mentions Hungarian hairy doggos? >>656549


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.656786 del
Cruisey promised to take Weber to a cat girl cafe and then never did.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.656787 del
>>656786
He had broken many NEET hearts with his drunken promises.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.656788 del
>>656786
I'm definitely not going to any of those gimmick cafes, maybe the rabbit one I recall seeing online but that's it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.656789 del
>>656788
We demand you visit a cat girl cafe and take pictures of a cat girl drinking a bowl of milk.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.656790 del
>>656789
With /ausneets/ written on her bum.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.656791 del
>>656788
You need to drift an AE86 around a dangerous mountain road at night in the rain while filming with your phone in one hand.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.656793 del
>>656781
they need it, to power their great big brains


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.656794 del
I don't use my brain to save on calorie requirements.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.656795 del
>>656793
We're too dumb to notice them steal off us anyway


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.656796 del
>>656786
Cruisey never treats his mongs well. Here, have a picture of this mini cat girl cafe.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.656797 del
>>656793
You do have a big brain NEET.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.656798 del
I should get DSP for having Irish ancestry.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.656799 del
>>656794
That's smart and efficient.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.656800 del
>>656796
Two please and 4 springies.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.656801 del
>>656798
Damn that's how I got it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.656802 del
>>656798
Isn't there a boong payment already?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.656803 del
>>656799
Oh no now I need more calories!!!!!!!!!


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.656804 del
>>656802
The Irish are only boong equivalents in Europe.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.656805 del
Possum owas once kind enough to explain compound interest on long term deposits to me and I'll admit I did not understand it all but at the end of the evening it turned out I owed him $600.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.656806 del
>>656805
You were lucky he helped you out.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.656807 del
>>656806
He gave me mates rates too.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.656808 del
>>656805
He was feeling generous that night.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.656809 del
Possum smacked me in the mouth when I said "say no to domestic violence". I deserved it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.656810 del
>>656809
It made you wet, didn't it?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.656811 del
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NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.656812 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.656813 del
>>656812
It was seepage though, so not so hot.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.656814 del
>tfw back on the standards


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.656815 del
>>656814
Monk! No!


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.656816 del
When I was a kid I went fishing with my granddad, but beforehand we had to get worms so we got some from this fella who sold worms from under his house.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.656817 del
>>656814
I'm going to drink a bunch of different Nip alcohol when I'm there.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.656818 del
>>656814
It's what your body needed!


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.656819 del
>>656815
I wish monk. He has an easier path back than me.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.656820 del
>>656817
Nip of this and that?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.656821 del
>>656816
He just told you they lived under his house. They actually lived in his bum.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.656822 del
>>656814
Going to order some springies?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.656823 del
I like telling fake stories of my experiences with Possum and Weber.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.656824 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.656825 del
>>656817
You will have a great holiday neet. I haven’t looked at the gen so I didn’t hear about it. Japan would be awesome for a holiday.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.656826 del
>>656820
Yeah, I was never much of a drinker so I doubt I'll have more than a taste.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.656827 del
>>656824
Way more than once. I'm a bit of a fibber.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.656828 del
>>656826
I had sake once and it tasted vile.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.656829 del
>>656822
Nah went straight to main. It just rocked up like cruisey picking up a q.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.656830 del
>>656829
Very nice.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.656831 del
>>656785
French toast with garlic.
I've read it rn after you pointed out.
There are quite a few Hungarian breeds. They either for sheep herding or hunting. The first group: puli, pumi, mudi, komondor, kuvasz. Second: vizsla, wirehaired vizsla, and Hungarian agár.
Anyway the vet is right, that mix dogs lack illnesses typical to certain breeds, which can shorten lifespan of individual purebreed dogs.
As for intelligence... most owners can't and/or won't teach their dogs anything, and those who can train dogs, they can teach any dog what it is needed. So who cares.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.656832 del
>>656828
Most alcohol tastes like that to me, or else my mind registers it to be soft drink-like and I've cut that out of my diet.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.656833 del
>>656826
I've head some jap bar owners will just close if Aussies walk in. They can't handle the volume or bants.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.656834 del
>>656821
Bum worms are not a laughing matter NEET!


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.656835 del
>>656829
CashedUpNEET.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.656836 del
>>656829
Those chips look good.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.656837 del
>>656833
Based.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.656838 del
>>656798
I concur


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.656839 del
>>656786
I dont remember that


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.656840 del
>>656823
if only they were fake


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.656841 del
Chinky came.
Crispy beef in mongol sauce and braised chicken and mushroom


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.656842 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.656843 del
>>656814
Crisp. Cool. Calming.
Ahhh.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.656844 del
Do not be deceived by the girl who decorates her buttocks! She is after your granary!


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.656845 del
>>656841
What's for desert?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.656846 del
>>656829
Quality feed


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.656847 del
>>656845
My bussy.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.656848 del
>>656844
My granny is long gone.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.656849 del
>>656845
Maybe weis icecream.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.656850 del
>>656847
Based and busted.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.656851 del
Whenever I'm home alone I start making my autistic noises.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.656852 del
>>656851
Vocaroo them!


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.656853 del
>>656851
I say things in my schizo language.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.656854 del
Apparently it's called stimming.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.656855 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.656856 del
>>656849
Lovely.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.656857 del
>>656852
I'll need to set that up one day, it will obviously be a low quality vocaroo though.
>>656853
I just post my schizo thoughts on here.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.656858 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.656859 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.656860 del
>>656857
>low quality vocaroo though
I look forward to it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.656861 del
I wore forest camo during the first Gulf War.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.656862 del
>>656854
Nah thats when your mummybot hits you with a hairbrush.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.656863 del
I saw Forest Gump during the gulf war


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.656864 del
>>656861
You looked good in it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.656865 del
Weber called me fresh meat once.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.656866 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.656867 del
I might do a carnivore diet for a week.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.656869 del
I might not do a carnivore diet.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.656870 del
>>656867
I did a carnival diet for a week. Ate lots of dagwood dogs and fairy floss


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.656871 del
Are you boys ready for your cock meat sandwich?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.656872 del
>>656871
low carb bread?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.656873 del
I was going to do one of those posts where you link a post and then link another post to reply but I looked through the whole thread and couldn't find the post I wanted to link.
It would have been a good post.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.656874 del
>>656872
Carbs are for women.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.656875 del
>>656874
Real men just eat cock meat?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.656876 del
>>656871
Low carb bread please.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.656877 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.656878 del
>>656871
Could I have low carb bread as well and just a little bit of cock meat please.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.656879 del
>>656875
Your cheeks are the bread.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.656880 del
>>656878
>just a little bit of cock meat
Lets all be honest, that's all the cock meat you'll be getting from me.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.656881 del
>>656879
My cheeks are well bred.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.656882 del
>>656880
I was going to hide it in my napkin anyway.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.656883 del
You there! Golden boy!


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.656884 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.656885 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.656886 del
King Midas couldn't have a wank.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.656887 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.656888 del
I plan on having 4 hard boiled eggs for breakfast and 500g of pork sirloin steak for lunch.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.656889 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.656890 del
My mum came from a bad home but did her best so I wouldn't come from a bad home. She did her best.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.656891 del
>>656890
Good on her.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.656892 del
>>656891
She was too good for this world. Should have aborted me.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.656893 del
>>656888
Anything with the pork?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.656894 del
>>656892
But she didn't so you should be a good NEET in her honour and memory.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.656895 del
>>656893
I might season it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.656896 del
Will we be a hill tribe or a plains tribe?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.656897 del
>>656896
The plains get muddy when it rains.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.656898 del
>>656896
The execs won't cope with hills.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.656899 del
>>656897
>>656898
We're at an impasse.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.656900 del
Already the NEETs have split into two tribes


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.656901 del
The skellies will live in the hills and raid the execs in winter.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.656902 del
Hello sirs I am Rajeesh.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.656903 del
I think about that NEET that used to beat his gf a lot.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.656904 del
>>656900
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pO1HC8pHZw0 [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.656905 del
93%


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.656906 del
>>656905
Not good enough, study harder!


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.656907 del
I think about Nofuns three hot lesbian sisters a lot.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.656909 del
>>656908
You sound like a Jewish mother in law.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.656910 del
>>656904
I remember that song from a rugby ad or maybe it was afl.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.656911 del
Instead of having the eggs and pork as two separate meals I might combine them for two meals instead.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.656912 del
I'm glad I've never met a Canadien before.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.656913 del
Goodnight NEETs.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.656914 del
>>656908
Thank you.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.656915 del
>>656913
Good night.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.656916 del
>>656913
G'night NEET


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.656917 del
Thinking about goon.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.656918 del
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>>656911
Smart neet.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.656919 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.656920 del
having a blantons and bepsi


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.656921 del
>>656917
Have half a glass and then put it away.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.656922 del
>>656921
He shouldn't really be drinking with it out.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.656923 del
>>656920
You're not meant to mix the good stuff you philistine.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.656924 del
Going to eat some Cornish pasties with Possum at the 50th Kernewek Lowender festival in the Copper Triangle in May.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.656925 del
>>656923
It's the $200 bottle too.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.656926 del
>>656925
You are just trying to make me angry now.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.656927 del
>>656926
It's only a couple of fingers before bed.
There's a Corvette restoration thingo on TV, so I'll go to bed when that's over.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.656928 del
>>656927
I was just being a dick, enjoy it.
I got a bottle of super aberlour on my birthday last year.
https://www.danmurphys.com.au/product/DM_903873/aberlour-a-bunadh-scotch-whisky
It's too strong,59.6%, I passed out on the couch after 2 glasses.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.656929 del
Balls deep in dog pussy


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.656930 del
>>656922
Well bantered.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.656931 del
>>656928
Noice.
The Whisky Club January bottle is arriving tomorrow or Monday. That's a cask strength (59.8%) GlenDronach.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.656932 del
Kek


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.656934 del
Had to remind Weber that Im a real nigger once.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.656935 del
>>656933
Excellent, you should do the food match with it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.656936 del
I like a whisky after fish and chips, it cleans away the oils.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.656937 del
>>656934
If you need to remind people, then you probably aren't one.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.656938 del
Need to shit but want to die


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.656939 del
>>656935
if only I had a gf to make blackberry and raspberry crumble


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.656940 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.656941 del
>>656938
Perhaps if you wait long enough you will simply explode.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.656942 del
I exploded long ago. All that is walking around now is the blown-out husk.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.656943 del
That’s all cool and all but I just had a ripper of a wank


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.656944 del
I still haven't done the dishes


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.656945 del
>>656944
Do them tomorrow morning.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.656946 del
>>656942
iktf bro, I'm a walking zombie


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.656947 del
>>656944
Now is the time NEET. Get cracking.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.656948 del
>>656945
I choose this advice


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.656949 del
>>656948
Instead of doing them Tomorrow morning. Just don’t do them ever


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.656950 del
When I cook sausages I always eat them all.
Every time I tell myself I will save half for tomorrow then I eat them all.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.656951 del
>>656950
You not cooking enough sausages then bro. Just cook double the amount of sausages


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.656952 del
>>656950
When I buy a tray of sausages, I bag them up into twos or threes and freeze the others.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.656953 del
>>656950
You're a conscientious neet, never putting off until tomorrow what you can get down today.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.656954 del
>>656952
should probably do this, but I don't trust frozen sausages


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.656955 del
>>656952
This would be the smart way.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.656956 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EMlM6QTzJo0 [Embed]

woman moment


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.656957 del
Maybe buy a big bunch of sausages from the butchers, without preservatives in them, and freeze most of them.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.656958 del
>>656950
How many do you eat?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.656959 del
>>656958
I usually get a pack of 8.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.656960 del
>>656959
You should get one of those packs of 24 from woolies, better value for money


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.656961 del
Are you really meant to cook all the sausages in a tray within 24 hours of opening them?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.656962 del
36 days on the wagon


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.656963 del
>>656959
Do you eat them with bread?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.656964 del
Motivation for gym is waining though. Probably skipping legs tonight.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.656965 del
>>656960
I would eat them all and split my ringhole in half.
>>656963
Yeah, I like a sausage,egg,cheee and onion sandwich.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.656966 del
I keep opened packages of sausages in the fridge for several days, it never occurred to me they'd go off quickly once opened. Maybe I should be cooking them all as soon as I open the package.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.656967 del
>>656965
>a sausage,egg,cheee and onion sandwich.
A neet of culture, I see


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.656968 del
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NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.656969 del
>>656967
It fills holes that other foods cannot reach.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.656970 del
Opening the sausages doesn't change anything. Just put them in a freezer bag and they'll keep for the same amount of time.
Fuckin mongs


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.656971 del
>>656962
Well done NEET. Great work.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.656972 del
>>656964
You went too hard too fast. Make yourself a more gentle schedule and stick to it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.656973 del
>>656962
Good on you NEET.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.656974 del
>>656961
No they will last a few days at least.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.656975 del
>>656972
My 6 days on 1 day off might have been a bit aggressive. The shoulder injury really woed me. Tomorrow seems doable.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.656976 del
>>656975
Do 3 on 1 off till you get used to it again then amp it up.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.656977 del
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NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.656978 del
Possum and Weber smoked all my choof once.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.656979 del
>>656977
Monk on the left, Cruisey on the right.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.656980 del
I think 4 sausages is enough.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.656981 del
>>656980
Orally?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.656982 del
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>>656975
Zyzz would've kept to that schedule


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.656983 del
>>656981
Depends on the sausage.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.656984 del
>>656982
You left one out


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.656985 del
>>656982
gay wog manlet


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.656986 del
>>656985
I think he was 6'2"


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.656987 del
>>656986
That's not even 6'8"!


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.656988 del
transitioned to bed


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.656989 del
Thai ladyboys are not like western trannies.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.656990 del
>>656989
If you say so.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.656992 del
>>656989
Cleaner bumholes?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.656993 del
I found Cruiseys business plan.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:44 [Preview] No.656994 del
Wish cruisey would hurry up and inseminate the negress so we can move into a new "/ausneets/ - Fun For the Whole Family" era


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.656995 del
>>656993
The pointy bit goes in Weber’s bumhole


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:46 [Preview] No.656996 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.656997 del
>>656994
The kids may well end up in the green bin.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.656998 del
BUM RASH


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.656999 del
nothing productive achieved today


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.657000 del
tee hee


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.657001 del
>>656993
first you get the mongs, then you get the herders, then you get the money, finally you get the negresses


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.657002 del
premature bum rashing is a heinous crime


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 11:58 [Preview] No.657003 del
>>656999
are you me?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.657004 del
>>657003
You have to fight him


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.657005 del
Possum punched a black Channel 9 security guard once.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.657006 del
>>657005
It wasn't racially motivated


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.657007 del
Spent $60 at the shop, get home, still no food. What the fuck did I buy?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.657008 del
>>657004
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.657009 del
Smiling at the gen.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.657010 del
>>657009
Like a loon


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.657011 del
>>657007
You got a blowjob from that old boong by the dumpsters


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.657012 del
>>657011
I thought that was spookyNEET


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.657013 del
>>657012
A big black spook


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.657014 del
>>657012
It's not gay if they're aboriginal.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.657015 del
>>657014
FiFO gay is like army gay.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.657016 del
(1.78 MB 360x360 weber club day.webm)


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.657017 del
Smoked my last cone.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.657018 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.657019 del
No post neets


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.657020 del
>>657019
I'm bed browsing.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.657021 del
Watermelon chupa chup


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:45 [Preview] No.657022 del
NEETs?
Hello NEETS?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.657023 del
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I claim this board in the name of the Inawongga peoples.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.657024 del
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.657025 del
>>657024
Hey NEET


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.657027 del
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Friday the 13th has already wrecked havoc on endchan and it's hardly even begun. The neet council is advising all neets to stay indoors, close the venetians, refuse to answer the door or the phone, and goon/choof until the day is over. It's the only way to be safe.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.657028 del
>>657016
lol good on him


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.657029 del
>>657027
There was a ghost in my coffee cup but it's gone now.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.657030 del
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>>657023
our land now cuz, always was


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.657031 del
>>657029
there were gremlins inside my arse but they're gone - for now


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.657032 del
>>657031
The gnomes probably captured them.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.657033 del
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NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.657034 del
>>657017
>Smoked my last cone.
...for the hour


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.657035 del
(7.91 KB 288x210 gngr.jpeg)


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.657036 del
>>656993
Good business model.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:55 [Preview] No.657037 del
>>657016
Thanks Trev.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:56 [Preview] No.657038 del
>>657022
Hello NEET.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.657039 del
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NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.657040 del
Is chickendinner around? I have the friday the 13th custom css theme, prepared at great expense by the best artists on ausneets


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:03 [Preview] No.657041 del
>>657040
The colour choice is easier on the eyes than the Christmas one. I like it, I hope to see it live soon.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.657042 del
>>657041
Thank you neet. I have zero aesthetic ability, so good colour choice is just an accident.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.657043 del
>>657040
noice boong


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.657044 del
>>657042
Put the colour information into this resource next time, if it passes this test then it is generally pleasant on the eyes
https://webaim.org/resources/contrastchecker/

Hard to see due to excessively bright or dark colours will be raised a fail on it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.657045 del
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Boo


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.657046 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.657047 del
>>657045
how do we know this is a ghost pepe and not a sperm pepe?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.657048 del
cumghost


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.657049 del
>>657047
maybe it is the ghost of wasted sperm pepes


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.657050 del
Casper the friendly sperm


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.657051 del
>>657040
I have set the new CSS. Very good work NEET. Thank you.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.657052 del
Was this all just so they could add a new theme?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:58 [Preview] No.657053 del
>>657051
Glad you guys liked it


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 22:58 [Preview] No.657054 del
>>657052
The site being down for 8+ hours is a small price to pay for such a magnificent theme.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.657055 del
Had pork sirloin, eggs, onion and tomato for breakfast.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.657056 del
>>657055
Pork is not a breakfast meat.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:03 [Preview] No.657057 del
>>657054
Indeed.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:03 [Preview] No.657058 del
>>657056
Says who?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:03 [Preview] No.657059 del
>>657055
Nice breakky.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.657060 del
How long will the board look like this?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.657061 del
Pork sausages are common for breakfast in many parts of the world.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:05 [Preview] No.657062 del
>>657060
Until tomorrow.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:05 [Preview] No.657063 del
>>657058
Says everyone.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.657064 del
>>657063
You're the first person I've heard that from. Sounds made up, just like asthma.
>>657060
Always looks the same to me since I use the dark end colour.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.657065 del
>>657061
Probably just in south america and eastern europe.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.657066 del
>>657065
And Australia, western Europe, North America, Asia.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:10 [Preview] No.657067 del
>>657066
Nah, I think you're just making things up.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:11 [Preview] No.657068 del
Fish for dessert is common in many parts of the world.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:11 [Preview] No.657069 del
Am I allowed to eat mangos for breakfast?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.657070 del
>>657068
You should accept your L with better grace.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.657071 del
We need that NEET to write a comprehensive list of what foods we're allowed to eat at what time.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.657072 del
>>657070
What L?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.657073 del
>>657068
so's wiping your arse with your hand


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.657074 del
>>657067
What do you think is in a chippolata?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.657075 del
might post something really spooky later


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.657076 del
That NEET better write out an extensive post dictating what we can and can't eat at certain times of the day.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.657077 del
>>657069
Only if they are deep fried.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.657078 del
>>657071
Tendies all day long.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.657079 del
>>657075
you better not


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:26 [Preview] No.657080 del
>>657074
South america and eastern europe dont count.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.657081 del
>>657080
australian/brish breakkay sausages are chippolatas you mong


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.657082 del
Australia Post still pretending they can't do next day Express Post from Shitbourne to Adelaide.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:29 [Preview] No.657083 del
>>657080
Why are you so focussed on those two regions?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.657085 del
A NEET has never heard of bacon and eggs before.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.657086 del
>>657082
Australia post hires pajeets to try and find their own arse these days.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.657087 del
did the ben roberts smith trial ever get a verdict?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.657088 del
>>657060
For the rest of your life


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.657089 del
>>657087
He was found guilty of unlawful bestiality and not guilty on all other charges


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.657090 del
Miscegenation should be considered unlawful bestiality.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.657091 del
>>657085
Pork is not bacon.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.657092 del
>>657091
But bacon is pork you hair splitting motherfucker.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.657093 del
>>657091
what about pork sausages you kike


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:36 [Preview] No.657094 del
There was even an old Simpsons scene on this


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.657095 del
>>657092
No it isnt, one is a breakfast meat.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.657096 del


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.657097 del
>>657091
Bacon is pork.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.657098 del
>>657093
Not an appropriate breakfast food.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.657099 del
RabbiNEET is kind of retarded.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.657100 del
bloody contrarians the lot of you


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.657101 del
NEETs are fighting over pork, the Jews were right all along.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.657102 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tsdmqhn50uM [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.657103 del
>>657099
wont eat bacon but loves baby boy cock


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.657104 del
Do frozen sausages take much longer to cook? Seriously considering buying big batches from the butcher and freezing them


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.657105 del
>>657098
Why not?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.657106 del
Might pork all the NEETs


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.657107 del
>>657103
We need to be mindful of our foreskins when he's around.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:39 [Preview] No.657108 del
>>657104
Put em into the fridge the night before
Or in winter just put them on the sink the night before if you're having them for breakfast


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.657109 del
>>657105
Slow digesting it will make you billious and grumpy all day.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.657110 del
>>657109
Sounds made up.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.657111 del
>>657105
Same reason you dont have mashed potato and roast pumpkin for breakfast.
If you think otherwise you're most likely of south american or eastern european stock and I cant expect you to know any better.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.657112 del
>>657110
Probably because I just made it up.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:41 [Preview] No.657113 del
>>657111
What about the concept of eating breakfast like a king and dinner like a pauper hmmmmmmmm?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.657114 del
Possum stole my ploughman's lunch once.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.657115 del
I eat coffee and ciggies for breakfast and i have a medium lunch and a big dinner.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.657116 del
>>657111
Didn't answer my question. Not sure why you're so occupied with those two regions, Rabbi.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:43 [Preview] No.657117 del
Can we turn the pol down?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.657118 del
>>657116
They have the standards of barbarians and are the type to eat anything at any time.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.657119 del
turn down for what
-- some big nigga


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.657120 del
>>657119
Because it is very boring.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.657121 del
>>657118
It's really because of your autism.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.657122 del
hopefully endchan crashes again


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.657123 del
>>657117
What pol?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.657124 del
>>657122
Nasty thing to say.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.657125 del
>>657124
it would stop the current [sky quotes] discussion [sky quotes]


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:47 [Preview] No.657126 del
>>657125
It's just the retard doing it to start arguments.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.657127 del
>>657126
I was just asking a question but I kept getting an autist screeching about Eastern Europe and South America.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.657128 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.657129 del
>>657127
Theyre the only people i would expect to eat a lunch/dinner meat for breakfast.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.657130 del
I put on brown shorts today because 1. it is very hot and 2. i might shit them


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:53 [Preview] No.657131 del
>>657129
What is a breakfast meat then?


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.657132 del
>>657131
Bacon and beef sausages.
Thats it.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.657133 del
>>657132
>Pork is not a breakfast meat.
Bacon is pork.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.657134 del
I saw a NEET eat steak for breakfast once.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.657135 del
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Good morning neets, it's Friday the 13th, and tonight womboflix is having a double horror movie night for any neets who can survive the day. Firstly The Exorcist (1973), then The Lost Boys (1987). For neets who worry they won't survive until nightfall, we will also be streaming some creepy youtube videos and simpsons episodes in the afternoon. You're invited to join us.

Let's be careful out there.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.657136 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xWA1wgDAJpE [Embed]


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:57 [Preview] No.657137 del
>>657133
No it isnt.


NEET 01/12/2023 (Thu) 23:58 [Preview] No.657138 del
>>657137
"Bacon is a type of salt-cured pork made from various cuts"


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.657139 del
>>657134
I'd love to have steak and eggs for breakkie every morning, along with a glass of milk


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.657140 del
>>657138
Thats not right either.
Bacon is only from the belly.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.657141 del
>>657135
Can you put this on first https://youtube.com/watch?v=HFmzjFkaRHE [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:01 [Preview] No.657142 del
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>>657132
You are a naughty troll.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.657143 del


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.657144 del
>>657142
*autistic troll


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:04 [Preview] No.657145 del
>>657143
Thanks you


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.657146 del
>>657142
Im not wrong.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:05 [Preview] No.657147 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=p--V-1HqJMs [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:08 [Preview] No.657148 del
>>657147
ego so big he was totally blind to consequences


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.657149 del
>>657147
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y3WmPo2RNU8 [Embed]
this lawyer is good


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:11 [Preview] No.657150 del
>>657148
He's also a nigger.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.657151 del
>>657150
yeah it's a common trait with those creatures


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.657152 del
>>657151
Tate's chin is fucking hilarious.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.657153 del
>>657150
The awful truth nobody onces to face up to


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:19 [Preview] No.657154 del
>>657153
>onces
retard alert


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.657155 del


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.657156 del
uh oh stinky!


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:52 [Preview] No.657157 del
shit attention span


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.657158 del
exhume my arse


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.657159 del
Why is the board fucked?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.657160 del
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NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 00:59 [Preview] No.657161 del
>>657133
لقد تم استقبالي رحم الله


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.657162 del
nk raped me with a chainsaw once


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.657163 del
>>657162
petrol or electric?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.657164 del
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NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.657165 del
>>657164
That's not the kind of ghost we're interested in today.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.657166 del
might visit /x/ on halfchan


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.657167 del
Friday the 13th, Kek now i get it


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.657168 del
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NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.657169 del
>>657168
>Roiland was born and raised in Stockton, California to Jewish parents
Every single time


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.657171 del
Domestic violence charges are a dime a dozen, the police will lay charges if two people are yelling because police can't actually do anything else.
Then the charges get dropped, that's just how it goes.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.657172 del
>>657171
The bitch deserved it.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.657173 del
This domestic violence crap might have been why they hired all those female writers who ruined the show.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.657174 del
>>657170
I had to squint to get that one


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.657175 del
Joshua Fluke might be the most pathetic youtuber I've seen in a while


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.657176 del
>>657175
Basically the only YouTube videos worth watching are where the person is making something or performing music. Some of the ones where they're presenting history might be alright too, but anything that is just the person spouting their opinions about things are worthless.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.657177 del
>>657175
I am not familiar with him.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.657178 del
>>657176
> presenting history might be alright too
I fall asleep to these, literally video benzos


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.657180 del
Riddle me this, how does YouTube actually make money?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.657181 del
>>657180
They take a cut of the ad revenue that the popular channels generate.
That and it's a subsiduary of alphabet glowniggers inc, so there's lots of creative accounting happening.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.657182 del
time for a poo


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.657183 del
>>657180
literally zero boomers on earth know that adblockers exist


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:43 [Preview] No.657184 del
Put the new computer chair together.
Wouldnt have got it if I knew it required work.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.657185 del
>>657184
You did well. It looks good.
I hope you have something under it. Don't ruin your floor or carpet.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.657186 del
Back on the couchbed, in the Cool Zone.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.657187 del
A little bit of suicide never killed anyone


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.657188 del
24 degrees today


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.657189 del
>>657188
garn put my thermometer outside in the shade for 20 minutes, I bet it's more like 30


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.657190 del
>>657181
I don't believe that at all.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.657191 del


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.657192 del
>>657190
which bit?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.657193 del
>>657185
I do not.
It has castor wheels.
Need to have a look to see if I got one on the way.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.657194 del
If i sell a chair for $100, i cant spend more than $100 advertising it, and only a fraction of the people i advertise to will even buy the chair.

That add must be worth 10 cents per view, and that's in high value markets. Advertise to pajeet and get 0.01 rupee.

I just don't see enough products advertised, or products of any significant value advertised. It can only be a platform for behavioral marketing, at which point i must conclude that half the content is propaganda


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.657195 del
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/porn-star-reveals-sex-act-she-will-only-do-with-her-boyfriend/news-story/3483f92de9109fa384f3d6b383ff1858
>“Gooners love to edge so edge themselves – and not just like regular edging where you take yourself to the brink of orgasm and then pull back for maybe for 30 minutes an hour.
when did the coomers steal gooners from us?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.657196 del
Womboflix will be stream some creepy youtube videos + simpsons treehouse of horror in 30 minutes on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.657197 del
big smelly aboriginal poo bum


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:05 [Preview] No.657198 del
Crippling boredom.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.657199 del
Crippling baboons.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.657200 del
>>657195
These writers need to be lined up and shot


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.657201 del
I like boobs.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.657202 del
>>657200
Why bother lining them up?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.657203 del
@BO, can we enable code tags?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.657204 del
[code]no[/code]


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.657205 del
>>657204
could have sworn they used to work


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.657206 del
>>657205
They are turned off. I don't see why we can't enable them, its just a box to tick.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.657207 del
>>657206
For what purpose?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.657208 del
>>657202
Shoot down the line and save bullets.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.657209 del
>>657201
Boobs are good.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.657210 del
>>657203
you would use them for evil


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.657211 del
Weber code tagged my arse once.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.657212 del
>>657211
only because it failed inspection


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.657213 del
>>657211
Big O(n) time complexity?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.657214 del
Alright you bored neets, get in here, we're watching the treehouse of horror: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.657215 del
I wish me and ReactJSNEET could work on a project together


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.657216 del
>>657215
npx create-react-app my-app
cd my-app
npm start

Then push to git.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.657218 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vOGhAV-84iI [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.657220 del
(60.32 KB 1280x720 spooky.jpg)


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.657221 del
>>657219
trev would have something to say about this


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.657222 del
>>657220
https://youtube.com/watch?v=St7X_TcGiS8 [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.657223 del
Possum once denied me orgasm while he cruelly used my body for his own selfish pleasure.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.657224 del
Struggling with a bug that I think is related to promises/asyncronisity


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.657225 del
Struggling with a bug that I think is related to faithfulness/promiscuity


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.657226 del
>>657223
>>657224
I want to believe these posts are connected somehow.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.657227 del
If Trev was my dad I'd get him to bash your dad.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.657228 del
>>657217
Deport him!


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.657229 del
>>657219
Opened and closed.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.657230 del
>>657222
Well bantered.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.657231 del
>>657217
That's the jeet who tried to scam me last week.
Little did he know that neets have no income, so do not get tax back


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.657232 del
>>657231
He was scamming you while on bail? Might be worth reporting that.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.657233 del
Buying a new fucken smoke detector this weekend. Sick of it.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.657234 del
>>657224
That issue could be many things. Are you using async and await correctly, as a promise may not be complete before the logic continues past it?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.657235 del
asynchronous javascript is the devil's work and you should not be discussing it on friday the 13th


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.657236 del
>>657235
Tested with console.log()


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.657237 del
>>657236
Fuck off, Elon


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.657238 del
>>657232
Why the fuck was he given bail, conmen always abscond. Before the trial hundreds of undeclared victims will try to rob or kill the guy.
They've always got the proceeds of fraud hidden were the court couldn't freeze them, they fuck off and aren't seen again for years


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.657239 del
>>657238
Did you read the article? He was tried today (or yesterday) and released with a community corrections order. He had been on bail pre-trial.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.657240 del
This course is good for NodeJS and React with Mongo thrown in there with more a focus on the back-end. The activities can be extended well beyond what is shown by adding additional units tests and complexity. The unit tests are very important to identify the errors
https://www.udemy.com/course/microservices-with-node-js-and-react/


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.657241 del
>>657240
>Mongo
how apt


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.657242 del
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>>657238
The Australia Post deliveries aren't going to deliver themselves.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.657243 del
>>657242
my express post parcel rocked up this morning by one of those guys in the gay electric cart thing
tracking still shows it as going from shitbourne to adelaide


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.657244 del
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>>657233
Just buy one of these and when you see smoke give it a ring.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.657245 del
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>>657241
I only run cobrasql


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.657246 del
>>657243
>tracking still shows it as going from
They do use telstra


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.657247 del
>>657234
I don't fully understand how to use async await yet. I think I've found the logical error though.

I'm using a button to make a POST request with fetch(), then calling another function that makes a GET request to return a json object which ideally should include the additional data pushed to the json object by the POST request.
Everything works but the function that fires the GET is happening before fetch() returns a promise in the next cycle of the event loop. Or something.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.657248 del
>>657243
>my express post parcel rocked up
Good that it arrived finally.

>by one of those guys in the gay electric cart thing
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X2HX5wsQVEA [Embed]


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.657249 del
>>657245
pronounced cobes-skew-elle


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.657250 del
>>657242
Yea what the fuck is up with auspost, every time i go in there it's a new jeet.
They're not immigrants, they live around here but why did auspost give them all jobs


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.657251 del
>>657247
can you call the second function from the end of the first?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.657252 del
>>657251
If [poo]
then goto [wipe]


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.657253 del
Hello, I am Indian software fresher (little more than 1 year experience). I see you are talking about Mongo and React and Node and all. I am trying to write a Bash wrapper around Mongo shell and I am calling it persistor. It takes stdin in a known format like
echo -e "key val type\n..." | persistor --operation <operation> --host <host> --db <db> --collection <collection>
and so on
The idea was to perform some common Mongo operations with an easy stdin format, however we had a nearsighted design and our requirements keep growing so the code keeps becoming bloated.
At first we just wanted to insertOne and find so the stdin was like
key val type
key val type
...

But then people wanted to do bulk insertion, update, delete etc. So for bulk insert I said the stdin should be a json array and we use mongoimport inside. Then for update we need filters, set, options so the stdin became
key val type (filter|update)
Then again we have situations in find and update filter where we want to use comparison operators so with a comparison flag we made the stdin like
key val type (eq|gt|lt|lte|gte|ne) [filter]
Now it is a total mess, I think this persistor was a bad idea to begin with. Do you think we should use separate wrappers for CRUD? So the stdin format is more clearly defined for each kind of operation?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.657254 del
client-side:
start a loop hitting server.com/status, which returns null until the job has been done
then post to server.com/job

server side:
process post
update status so object returned

client side:
clause in loop sees data and bails on loop
does other shit


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.657255 del
Oh no


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.657256 del
>>657253
>But then people wanted to do bulk insertion
That's thursday nights.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.657257 del


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.657258 del
>>657247
I do not entirely understand the logic. The fetch should be used in this way, which in Visual Studio Code requires the function to have async and should alert if it does not:
const response = await fetch(resource[, options]);

Then you would have your logic like >>657252

It depends on your architecture on how it is done and why.

>>657254
>start a loop hitting server.com/status,
Is not the best behaviour. You should await for the response (200 or other response codes defined), which finalises the transaction even if the post is not processed. That is what this site does, as new posts are loaded on refresh as they become available without awaiting for them to be processed like a pub/sub model.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.657259 del
>>657258
You've already summoned one pajeet javascript demon, are you trying for more?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.657260 del
>>657253
>Then for update we need filters, set, options so the stdin became
You should be using a JSON schema that defines what is expected for the collection. If the data inserted does not meet the JSON schema then it is not inserted if that be a single or insert many request. The JSON schema should be normalised apprioritately to the Boyce–Codd normal form
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boyce%E2%80%93Codd_normal_form

If you want all that crap about filtering the data requires an aggregate query, which will be dependent on the JSON schema. So please do the needful.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.657261 del
Jimmy Brings' pajeets are going to fuck me this evening, I can feel it.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.657262 del
>>657259
We may need to do an exorcism now.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.657263 del
>>657259
I am not doing the work for him and if he doesn't, it will create a nightmare for him. Sir could ask ChatGPT to do most of the work for him if he understands what is expected. Sir is unlikely to untangle the mess as it sounds like the database has been made incorrectly.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.657264 del
>>657261
Perhaps I'm wrong, 'Shitkumar S' is 17 minutes away.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.657265 del
>>657264
He's coming from Davo


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.657266 del
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>>657264
>17 minutes away.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.657267 del
>>657264
>>657266
Sir is at his happiest when placed under crushing deadlines.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.657268 del
How did pajeet find us so quickly?
Is always lurking or does he scan for mongo ?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.657269 del
I refuse to debug code written by jeets. Fuck being a safety net for businesses who pay wages in rupees.

And what shits me even more is that online platforms are set up so that Indian scalpers spam the bounty lists then try to sell everything they can't do bank to the market


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.657270 del
>>657254
I dunno if this seems right.
I wanna post my object to '/sendMessage' which is a route that calls a controller function which writes the object to a json file.
I also have a get route '/messages' which calls a controller function that reads the file and returns an array of all the objects.
Both of these backend functions work fine at least when using postman so I don't think I should need to monitor the status of the operation if the front end logic is good.

I've actually just realising that nodemon was restarting with each get request because the GET request was breaking the server due to a for loop going out of bounds of the returned json object index. Onto the next problem


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.657271 del
Cluck


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.657272 del
>>657256
Well bantered.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.657273 del
>>657270
Write some unit tests.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.657274 del
>>657271
I miss her.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.657275 del
>>657271
Squawk


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.657276 del
>>657269
Ask for the comments in the code, their unit tests or design documentation. They will never be able to deliver all three.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.657277 del
Cluck>>657276
>never be able to deliver all three.
17 minutes.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.657278 del
>>657276
17 minutes please sir


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.657279 del
hello sir r u having time for zoom call?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.657281 del
I wonder why pajeet never invented a shit or woman fueled steam train


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.657282 del
>>657260
Dude I could always keep using the MongoDB extended JSON format for all input. The whole point behind the Bash wrapper was to allow the usage of a more easy to understand stdin. So maybe the whole idea was flawed to begin with then.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.657283 del
>>657281
Same with the Nazi railyways... they had oven tech operating at 1000% efficients, so why didnt they just use jews instead of coals in the engines?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.657284 del
>>657282
Why are you mixing bash script and web anything? It's fucken recipe for disaster if anything coming over the network is processed by bash.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.657285 del
>>657284
The data isn't coming over the network. It is being generated by other bash scripts.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.657286 del
I can hear him eating Weberboig and recording a vocaroo under the floorboards.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.657287 del
>>657268
Always lurking
>>657260
See man, for aggregate queries I have no choice but to use the Mongo shell commands and all the BSON extended JSON clusterfuck as input. What I was trying to do was enable other people to use a more easy input that doesn't need to built with many loops and JQs. We thought of an stdin being piped into the wrapper in the form of
key value type [comparison operator] [(filter|update)]
You get the idea right?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.657288 del
>>657286
Do you smell him?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.657289 del
>>657288
Sometimes. I walk out of a room and come back and think wtf is that?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.657290 del
Bleep bloop power hour


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.657291 del
>>657290
Stay off the fucken chinaman


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.657292 del
>>657260
Does BCNF even have anything to do with non relational databases?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.657293 del
Please tell me this isn't one of our two special friends.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.657294 del
>>657271
Helen you boong.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.657295 del
BCNFin fun


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.657296 del
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We will begin our Friday the 13th special in 1 hour with The Exorcist (1973) - the story of the demonic possession of a young girl and her mother's attempt to rescue her through an exorcism conducted by a pair of Catholic priests. Begins in 1 hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.657297 del
Have your crucifix at the ready to recreate that scene when the time comes.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.657298 del
Or was that only in the book? I can't remember.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.657299 del
>>657287
>but to use the Mongo shell commands
You can access Mongo in PyMongo or from memory in a JavaScript that you run. You should never write anything complex in the shell.

>key value type [comparison operator] [(filter|update)]
Read the documentation that has clear examples from MongoDB. The pipeline is dependent on your JSON schema.

>>657292
Yes. BCNF is needed to improve performance. You can do it without it but the database will not scale efficiently if it not in the BCNF.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.657300 del
>>657296
I will be there.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.657301 del
>>657299
You seem to be talking straight out of your ass without even reading my problem statement. At least if your replies made some sense I would have some respect for you, but you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. If you don't know something you can just make fun of me like the other people here instead of pretending to help me.
Have you ever even used MongoDB before? BCNF is a relational database concept. I have used the Mongo shell a lot and I know very well how to build the BSONs and extended JSONs for the CRUD operations I'm trying to perform. That's not the problem here, I could keep building the JSON/BSON inputs that way and get the work done but I wanted to use a more simple contract for my STDIN. You are assuming things without me even saying them. I am not getting my input over the network not am I running any JavaScript. All the input is being piped through the STDOUT of other Bash scripts. Why can't you just be like the others here instead of pretending to know things you clearly don't?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.657302 del
>>657301
>I am not getting my input over the network
I made that comment, not the person you are replying to.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.657303 del
He's never going to leave now, you fed him.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.657304 del
>>657302
We all look the same to him.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.657305 del
Remembering October 2011 when the Australian dollar was worth $1.10 US dollars.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.657307 del
>>657306
Good picture. There's at least one other person in the background. Very spooky.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.657308 del
I am significantly overweight.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.657309 del
I have significant mental problems.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.657310 del
Cruisey once told me he hates to see me cry so I should just shut up and look pretty.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.657311 del
>>657310
It was good advice.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.657312 del
>>657310
He is a brute.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.657313 del
aus/pol refugee here


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.657314 del
Terrible poos. What did i eat to deserve this?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.657315 del
>>657301
This month I have made a JSON file using PyMongo with daily financial data from last 12 years with about 85 currencies each day in AUD price to buy and sell. I have have created several aggregate queries that can finding max, min and average per year, month and for a provided date. All this data was parsed from a CSV file containing those 12 years worth of emails all parsed by code. My script creates, validates, completes aggregate queries defined for the relevant helper function and then drops the database each time but can be modified to run in any order. It runs on free tier instance provided by MongoDB and runs locally using Compass.

You are rude and I am not doing your work paid or homework for you.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.657316 del
>>657313
Hello m8. How did you find us?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.657317 del
>>657314
beans probably


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.657318 del
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>>657313
You are now at the promised land.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.657319 del
>>657316
got bored of the usual bullshit on aus/pol, talking about the same shit everyday, some anon few weeks ago posted that ausneets might be better to migrate, you guys are a bit different slightly more mentally sound than ausfags up in pol


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.657320 del
Movie in 7 minutes neets https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.657321 del
>>657315
>This month I have made a JSON file using PyMongo blah blah blah
Yeah and you still think it's okay to talk straight out of your ass, just throwing in some key terms while pretending to understand my problem statement. Isn't it a lot easier to just say "haha fuck off pajeet from Microsoft tech support, not gonna do your homework" instead of pretending to give some useful advice? Or you really had to put the Indian to his place by needing to show him that you are some database expert?


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.657322 del
>>657319
I think /pol/ is 80% bots now and the humans left are all severely mentally disturbed.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.657323 del
>>657321
Stop trolling.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.657324 del
>>657323
Yeah it was too much to expect from some obscure cartoon tranny porn forum anyway. Regardless I hate twaddlers who just throw in some bullshit replies because they need to show that they know something. If you don't have anything useful to say you should just not say anything at all.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.657325 del
>>657321
Sir, Sir! please be to showing some maners Sir!


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.657326 del
>>657324
>If you don't have anything useful to say you should just not say anything at all
Says the fuckwit that did this whole shitshow to make a point
You are fucked in the head cunt


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.657327 del
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Get in here losers, we're watching the scariest movie ever made: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.657328 del
>>657321
Sign up to Chegg and do the needful.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.657329 del
>>657326
Whatever helps you sleep at night man. Surely defeating the pajeet on a cartoon porn website won't make your life any less miserable.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.657330 del
>>657329
Just fuck off you pathetic cunt


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.657331 del
Pajeet pls go


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.657332 del
Wage woes.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.657333 del
>>657332
I do not know that feel bro


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.657334 del
Some really uncomfy posts happening. I have not been reading the technical jargon posts and don't really understand what has happened, but all the sperg outs that have been happening are not comfy.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.657335 del
>>657327
>scary movie
Nope


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NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.657337 del
Cannot for the life of me figure this problem out. Getting frustrated now


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.657338 del
>>657337
What's the problem? Might be good to take at least 5 minutes away from it to clear your mind.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.657339 del
>>657338
Same coding problem I had before.
I've just confused myself further


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.657340 del
If I was in the himalayas with weber this wouldnt happen


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.657341 del
>>657330
Lmao dude. I presented a problem statement with politeness and good will and you kept giving bullshit replies and making off coloured, and now that I called you out for your ignorance your rectum caught fire and you had to prove that you weren't bullshitting by talking about some PyMongo project as if that has anything to do with my problem statement.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.657342 del
>>657341
Sir just do the needful.


NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.657343 del
>>657340
You'd probably be stuck on the road to the monetary behind a herd of yak