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NEET General #644 - Spaghetti Slurping Edition NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No. 657425
Do you NEETs slurp your spaghetti?
I saw a gif once of a boomer cutting his spaghetti with a pair of scissors before putting each fork full into his mouth. He trimmed the excess.
If you slurp your spag bol you will get red liquid on your face and possibly your clothes. I do not like that.

Old Thread: >>656427

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.657445 del
If Olive was Australian, she'd be South Australian.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.657449 del
I wrote a big post but accidently deleted it.
The new reply box had been open for half an hour

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 18:25 [Preview] No.657452 del
Up at 4, harassed by cops, nobody even on site, delivery never arrived, boss isn't on the phone.

So yea NEETs I'm site manager, got the flood lights up.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 18:27 [Preview] No.657453 del
Boss just turned up in a fucking dressing gown. Either I'm here on the wrong day or 5/6 cunts can't get.... yea nah the boss is fucking pissed. Fuck knows why he drove here.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.657454 del
The other thread is still live

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.657455 del
morning neets
take it to the vet and have it put to sleep

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.657456 del
Someone made a Rimworld mod that lets you fire babies out of mortars.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.657457 del
fell alseep during second moofie

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:27 [Preview] No.657458 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.657459 del

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.657460 del
Bill just messaged to say he's coming tomorrow not today to do renovations. Would have been nice to know that yesterday.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.657461 del
exciting movie?

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.657462 del
It wasn't too bad up until that point. I'm just old and can't keep up with the other NEETs.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.657463 del
>A greener view
>>It’s something the senior citizens club members are all aware of — at their meeting, each person describes their own strategies to stay cool in summer.
>>“I stay inside and drink fluids and try my best not to go out because the heat gets to me,” says Magdalen Debono.
>>“I close the whole house with the shutters,” she explains.
>>“And I have no clothes on.”
>>The room howls with laughter.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.657464 del
Bill needs to speed up.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.657465 del
Apparently his Sisterbot (who is a would-be-if-she-could-be) has bought some shop on Norwood Parade and has demanded Bill and her father fit it out.
They're always making Bill paint their houses and investment properties and don't pay him.
I hate them.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.657466 del
>Drunk naked son, 54, 'battered his elderly father to death with a bottle of Bollinger then told police, "I hate French champagne"'
>>'I hit him on the head. I f*ing hit him with a bottle of f*ing champagne. F***ing champagne... I hate French champagne.'

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No.657467 del
>They're always making Bill paint their houses and investment properties and don't pay him.
I have those people in the family as cousins. Always ready to take and never give or take forever to give back.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:49 [Preview] No.657468 del
I don't think we'll do any more double movie nights, it just runs way past neet bedtimes.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:51 [Preview] No.657469 del
>it just runs way past neet bedtimes.
I need my beauty sleep.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 20:52 [Preview] No.657470 del
They treat him like shit.
His sister had the best of everything growing up and got a law degree (but has never practiced), instead trying (and failing) to get herself Liberal preselection and working as a staffer for various other Liberal faggots.
His parents and sister and sister's husband are always off on overseas holidays together.
Everything is tied up in a family trust (which the sister manages) and there was a lot of money inherited from the grandparents.
He never sees any particulars, and the few times he has asked for assistance with things he is told he has to work it off in trade.
So they're basically fucking him.
There's a real risk that if he dies, they'll use the trust to leave my sister and their kids homeless and destitute.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 21:02 [Preview] No.657471 del
>Everything is tied up in a family trust (which the sister manages)
>they'll use the trust to leave my sister
If the assets were purchased before CGT came in, selling or transferring those assets from the trust will be expensive. A challenge in the High Court of Australia (over the trust) from both sides could then reduce the value of the assets significantly. You would have to pretty dumb to do it but...

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.657472 del
If it came to that sort of thing, and my sister was going to be destitute, I'd probably kill them all so they couldn't enjoy their ill gotten gains and sign all my stuff over to my sister.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 21:13 [Preview] No.657473 del
>pumped full of caffeine
>still can't leave my chair to do anything

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.657474 del
Need to go to Woolies before it gets hot.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.657476 del
back from woolies
still massive shortages in the freezer section and the fruit and veg looks crap
hot outside already (33.1)
need to do a booze run at 9am

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.657477 del
Thinking about well hung wagies.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.657478 del
>hot outside already (33.1)
>well hung wagies.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.657479 del
Strange summer weather this year.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.657480 del
don;t like it make me sad

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.657481 del
Yes, we have never really escaped winter in a sense.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.657482 del
best a escaped
too hot

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.657484 del
garn big on the energy drinks today fellas, if I don't make it you'll know not to drink too much white monster

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.657485 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.657486 del
I keep falling asleep too early then waking up too early,
And I am neither healthy,wealthy nor wise.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.657487 del
Do you get 8 hours of sleep per day?

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.657488 del
No, even with a nap usually around 6.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:27 [Preview] No.657490 del
I bought 4 cans of mondster, a litre of kahlua, a litre of vodka, 3 litres of pebsi, and a bottle of red wine.
Gonna get very hyrdated.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:27 [Preview] No.657491 del
That's a lot of liquid.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.657492 del
how much mescaline?

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.657493 del
as the actress said to the bishop

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:30 [Preview] No.657494 del
isn't that in tequila?

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:30 [Preview] No.657495 del
Thats a worm that ate some mescal

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.657496 del
so why am I being asked about it?

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.657497 del

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:40 [Preview] No.657498 del
Happy birthday NEET.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.657499 del

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.657500 del
at this rate it will be 80.4 in 12 hours time

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:48 [Preview] No.657501 del
Possum rolled his eyes and went back to pleasuring himself on the couchbed when Weber raised the idea of Possum contributing to the next electricity bill.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.657502 del

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.657503 del
Make sure you have a tray underneath to catch the juices.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.657504 del
I think he was calling you a worm

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:51 [Preview] No.657505 del
That is not very nice.

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.657507 del
gonna be 37 degrees here, if I'm still alive at the end of the day I'm garn get some gelati

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.657508 del
webby has become possum's paypig

NEET 01/13/2023 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.657509 del
ice cream > gelati

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.657510 del
>be 37 degrees here,
Sounds horrible.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.657511 del
22 degrees today

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.657512 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.657513 del
Max of 24 today

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.657514 del
Bacon is pork

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.657515 del
I met IGA on Grindr once

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.657516 del
40 forecast here, but I think it's going to go past that based on

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.657517 del
That's woe weather

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.657518 del
Cruisey has done something to anger the gods.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.657519 del
The Gods fear the green bins power and are moving against it.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.657520 del
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And in the green bin even Gods may die.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:14 [Preview] No.657521 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.657522 del
40 today and again on Tuesday, not loving it.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.657523 del
made two crusty rolls with smoked turkey for lunch

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.657524 del
Noice, any dressing?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.657525 del
just a scrape of butter and salt and pepper

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.657526 del
Angry shit en route.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.657527 del
Can’t really enjoy movies with Margot Robbie in them due to her chronic Queensland/NSW border physiognomy.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.657528 del
angry shit'n root

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.657529 del
first black russian hittin me tonsils

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.657530 del
Wish I didn't give up coffee. I quite miss it.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.657531 del
Well prosed.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.657532 del
Have a coffee.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.657533 del
get on the dexies

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.657534 del
That NEET who used to mention his dexies six times a day had begun to annoy me.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.657535 del
my glass is empty
time for a refill
might be nordy later

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:54 [Preview] No.657536 del
I am not he, but I just washed down a Ritalin with some coke.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:54 [Preview] No.657537 del
>time for a refill
What will it be refilled with?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.657538 del
80ml vodka, 40ml kahlua, two ice cubes, pebsi, in a scotch tumbler

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.657539 del
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Tonight, for any neets who are alive after the heatwave womboflix will be playing Wargames (1983), starring Matthew Broderick and prime era Ally Sheedy. Then tomorrow night he have the long overdue followup to Predator, with Predator 2 (1990), starring Gary Busey, Kevin Peter Hall, and the black dude from Lethal Weapon.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.657540 del
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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.657541 del
Gary Busey more like Hairy Bussy

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.657542 del
based and adhd pilled, keep us updated

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.657543 del
Want to get on the piss but I'll be seen if I go to get it.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.657544 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.657545 del
Looking forward to it.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.657546 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.657547 del
>Ally Sheedy
I always get her confused with Lizbef Shoe, who Mr Miyagi should have raped and murdered with the five-point palm exploding heart technique.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.657548 del
Do it, unless you're monk, in which case, Monk no!

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.657549 del
40 degrees here today
Too hot to be in the neet cave

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.657550 del
Possum keeps demanding fruity cocktails with little umbrellas and pineapple wedges and shit.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.657551 del
>40 degrees here today
NEET cooking cave.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:04 [Preview] No.657552 del
Still comfy in my room. It will get bad later on though.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:05 [Preview] No.657553 del
When he first came here to escape the heat he was like the girl at the beginning of The Exorcist. A week or two later and he's like the girl an hour into the film.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:06 [Preview] No.657554 del
stewing specifically

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.657555 del
Brow starting to sweat, getting warm.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.657556 del
Watching the Puss in Boots film, the new one.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.657557 del
Supposedly it is good, as far as cartoon films go.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.657558 del
Need Thomasin McKenzie to be my wife.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.657559 del
he will drive you down the stairs

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.657560 del
What is it with NEETs and sheilas with funny eyes?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:14 [Preview] No.657561 del
How are her eyes funny and what other girls that are liked here have funny eyes? I can think of Anya but that is it. Olive and Debicki have normal eyes.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:16 [Preview] No.657562 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nFIks2kSUxo [Embed]

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:17 [Preview] No.657563 del
They are too far apart.
There's that Alian one.
The only good ones are Olive and Ana de Armas.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.657564 del
>Alian one
Alien one? Anya Taylor-Joy?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.657565 del
Melody Marks has oddly shaped eyes.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.657566 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:23 [Preview] No.657567 del
We should watch Karate Kid I at some point. That was the coolest shit ever if you were an 80s kid.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.657568 del
Time to put the towel down to soak up the sweat.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:39 [Preview] No.657569 del
Woke up.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.657571 del
might acquire a bucket hat

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.657572 del
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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.657573 del
Good hat. White lettering would make it perfect.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.657574 del
No. Daniel was the real villain.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.657575 del
Had a wank.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.657576 del
I’m pretty much just waiting to die now. I’m certain nothing good will come with what time I have left. Woe

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.657577 del
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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.657578 del
All the straight kids were rooting for Cobra Kai anyway.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.657579 del
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Good Morning NEEts

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.657580 del
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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.657581 del
Well done. Good morning.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.657582 del
war games is gay, however predator is based, i will be there.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.657583 del
time for another drink

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.657584 del
Steam says I've done more than 250 hours in HOI4 and yet I feel like I've hardly played it. Got over 1500 in Skyrim. Good thing firefox doesn't log time spent on the gen lol.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.657585 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.657586 del
Mong raged and swore while I was trying to put the doona cover on the clothes line
Then Mum thought I was swearing at her while I walked in because she was mopping the floor

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.657587 del
you are gay

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.657588 del
Not the white lettering I was expecting but I do like those hats.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.657589 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.657590 del
Good afternoon NEET.

Four packets please.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.657591 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C_Gz_iTuRMM [Embed]

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.657592 del
No, but I tend to agree.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.657593 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.657594 del
There was porn ads back on 8chan that had weird alien hybrid looking women in them

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.657595 del
dont hmmmm me breh
you can have 5

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.657596 del
Apologise to mum or it will be awkward all day

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.657597 del
maybe the ones that were targeted at you mate - I only saw ones with wholesome white girls and sex toys

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.657598 del
We had an ongoing meme about it for a while and 8chan didn't have targeted ads you mong cunt.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:03 [Preview] No.657599 del
Is it just me or do porn sites like pornhub and xvideos now include tranny videos in a search? I half remember being able to pick which level of gayness you wanted the results to be

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.657600 del
I haven't noticed it, but it wouldn't surprise me if they quietly did away with that filter. The people producing the degeneracy are the same ones who own all those tube sites.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.657601 del
These sites now have enough information about you from google, gmail etc, that they can automatically determine your sexual orientation better than you can.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.657602 del
honestly how long have you got ?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.657603 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.657604 del
You have become subordinate to both a woman and a mong. Time to start wanking to troon porn.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.657605 del
I like all the NEETs except the banned NEETs because they are shit.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.657606 del
Thanks, BO.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.657607 del
did toiletbedroom even get a single reply on his cringe pics last night?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.657608 del
somebody told him to ride his bike into the club i think
i fell asleep about then

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.657609 del
>Obese gold coast man arrested after riding ebike into nightclub
>Witnesses say he was screaming out "am I unbanned yet?" as they dragged him away

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.657610 del
>i fell asleep about then
boardneet didn't phone me, I woke up to a screen saying I had been disconnected from womboflix and a few fragments of their chat where they bid each other good night

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.657611 del
seems a bit silly to me to be censoring things now that all the drama is long gone

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.657612 del
it's your fault for snoring through the movie

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.657613 del
Two mangos, two bananas and onto my second punnet of blueberries.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.657614 del
Big fruit.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.657615 del
he's banned, why would you leave his posts? that would just reinforce his shitty behaviour

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.657616 del
I'm sorry :(

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.657617 del
you are going to shit biggly, neet

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.657618 del
Already did once.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.657619 del
Those grapes I bought the other day were not worth $13.
Everything that we were used to having at reasonable prices has now become a luxury.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.657620 del
um you seem mad, there was another banned NEET with much more shittier behaviour that all problems stemmed from, for years

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.657621 del
do you even know who i am nigga?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.657622 del
Hungry but too lazy and annoyed to cook. Will probably mong out at the food

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.657623 del
Have your Mummybot or Misso make you a sammich, as appropriate.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.657624 del
Many of the neets here are far more recent than is generally appreciated.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.657625 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.657626 del
Tranny porn is increasingly being normalised like that. I think they are worried about the inevitable backlash from the left.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.657627 del
iafd also used to classify porn film performances by acts featured (anal, dp, fisting, whatever), and they recently deleted the interracial tag for PC reasons

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.657628 del
i think they also list tranny performers as the gender they identify with now too

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.657629 del
once upon a time there was no crossover between gay and straight porn films because the gay performers were an unacceptable HIV risk
there will be another wave of that in the next few years I am guessing
unfortunately the ones who get aids now don't receive a death sentence... modern drugs will keep them alive and in the degenerate lifestyle to which they are accustomed for decades to come

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.657630 del
Yeah, I think tranny porn is going to head a similar direction. I think with pornsites you've broadly got two types of porn:
>mostly normal people who browse around a bit until they find a video they like
>weirdos who are after something specific like niggers or trannies
The latter category are seeking out something in particular and so they are more likely to like the video than the more general viewers who browse around. I think this inflates artificially the popularity of interracial and tranny porn.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.657631 del
Lots of the men in straight porn got their start in gay porn.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.657632 del
Almost like porn is a part of the propaganda wing of the ZOG.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.657633 del
That myth has been widely debunked. There are a handful of them from the old days (Peter North etc).
The 'Porn Wikileaks' scandal a few years ago (where the database of performers' real names and STD status was leaked) was a result of this attempted normalisation of bi-faggots trying to weasel their way into straight scenes.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.657634 del
The neets will be rioting if the Olive shortage isn't resolved soon.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:54 [Preview] No.657635 del
The companies are almost all owned by God's chosen.
There's every spoof and gender mix you can think of, except jewish parodies.
Schindler's Fist never really existed outside of a joke.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.657636 del
Nah, it is true of a bunch of the men in Eastern European porn like Nick Ross and Tommy Gold for example.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.657637 del
There is a few threesome vids with two blokes and a girl where the guys go gay.
Theyre in the straight section and preview when you scroll.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.657638 del
I still think that says more about them then the industry.
No way could a normal hetero guy work in a fag film under orders or otherwise.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.657639 del
40° and its starting to rain.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.657640 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.657641 del
We're 2 weeks in.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.657642 del
All of the orgy blowbang type vids are too gay.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.657643 del
Ricky Rascal is another example, but yeah, I reckon you'd need to be bisexual to get into that shit.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.657644 del
I just want to wank off to two women beating the shit out of each other.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.657646 del
yep, anything more than MF or MFF is basically gay
even in those there are camera guys who like to zoom in on the guy's arsehole and balls for far longer than necessary

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.657647 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.657648 del
Not her best work.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.657649 del
Neets should only be wanking to Olive anyway.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.657650 del
Good tuckjob in that first pic.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.657652 del
Shut your face.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.657653 del
Is MFFF gay?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.657654 del
that's probably ok.
I think once you get past 4 sheilas, you're into territory where the bloke isn't doing anything to the others
4 would allow one on your dick, one on your face, and the fingers on each hand up two more sheilas

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.657655 del
some gaylord

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.657656 del
that's just so we can be punished with some excessive humidity too

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.657657 del
Maybe the rain has been caused by the evaporation of weber's sweat?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.657658 del
I'm in the Cool Zone, you cunt

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.657659 del
BASED nuro, absolutely SHREKT that other neet
No wonder nuro is the MOST POPULAR neet!

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.657660 del
we just need the boating camping fishing programming pajeet to show up now

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.657661 del
sir pls

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.657662 del
sweaty weber

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.657663 del
It's a pity he died in that helicopter crash.
Imagine if he still posted here.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.657664 del
go and be banned somewhere else

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.657665 del
Going to have some more beans and then get started on the main piss-up of the day,.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.657666 del
I turned the cool zone off and opened the windows

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.657667 del
God speed, NEET.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.657668 del
the better you plan your piss up the better it will be

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.657669 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.657670 del
I have sheets and things screwed over windows at the moment.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.657671 del
About elves?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.657672 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.657673 del
Olives onlyfans era coming in nicely twu

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.657674 del
If I ws the BO I would just ban everyone and post pictures of my arse.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.657675 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Rj0rlDc2ik [Embed]
kiwifarms favourite lawyer back with another short video on ballsack Tate

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.657676 del
thats literally what he did tho

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.657677 del
It's just so unfair I've been amazed by all the NEETs demanding they be unbanned constantly.
Every thread is filled with the uproar of angry NEETs who miss their bestest pals.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.657678 del
I'd almost get it, if she wasn't 7 feet tall

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.657679 del
Low test NEET.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.657680 del
frankly, the board is better for it

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.657681 del
High test men dont want amazons either.
Small women are desirable.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.657682 del
This NEET gets it.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.657683 del
tfw low test

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.657684 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.657685 del
it really isnt

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.657686 del
Maybe if you take a photo doing a wheelie near the edge on the top of a really tall building the BO will unban you.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.657687 del
Hello Nuro.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.657688 del
Don't actually do this, Numpty.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.657689 del
Imagine the mess if it did.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.657690 del
I left out the bit about a windy day.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.657691 del
no i am just saying there is no OC its pretty boring with a low PPH thats all

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.657692 del
You think it would be greatly improved by pictures of bikes and two retards screaming at each other?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.657693 del
Be change you want to see, cunt.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.657694 del
Why is toiletman unbanned now?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.657695 del
Big crater?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.657696 del
It's the poor cunt walking down the foot path, and the poor cunts who have to scrape it all up that I am concerned about.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.657697 del
>low PPH
Because there's less autistic screeching from you and IGA.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.657698 del
I need to buy a demagnetizer

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.657699 del
I did not consider innocent bystanders tbh.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.657700 del
we dont need 2 retards screaming at each other but if someone is having a nice afternoon at a beach i dont see what the problem is, obviously someone is feeling severly threatened by it

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.657701 del
Are they real?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.657702 del
Why is this place so important to you? We should feel honoured, if it wasn't from you.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.657703 del
I had just fashioned a new ear cleaner from a paperclip and noticed my pointy nose pliers have magnetised themselves.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.657704 del
Have you not noticed you are the only person saying these things about you?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.657705 del
plenty on aliexpress

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.657706 del
You shouldn't clean your ears with paper clips

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.657707 del
My mummybot told me never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.657708 del
what the hell are you talking about ? you are not making any sense

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.657709 del
I have a problem that isn't wax. The skin on the ear canal entrance seems to be dry and flaky and I need a scrapey draggy thingy.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.657710 del
you sure are mad

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.657711 del
Ah, fair enough.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.657712 del
This is not nuro it's iga doing the desperate for replies thing

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.657713 del
We know.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.657714 del
If only we had a NEET left who knew how to cook chicken wings.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.657715 del
That's why I'm just reporting it as "ban evasion" rather than as "Nuro" or "IGA".

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.657716 del
That makes perfect sense.
>Why do you (nuro) care so much about this board (/ausneets/)?
>We would be flattered that someone cares so much, if only you were not the faggot that you are.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.657717 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.657718 del
I have never cooked chicken wings so I have a 100% record at not fucking it up.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.657719 del
Nuro has a VPN but IGA doesn't, it's nuro.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.657721 del
The mods have all perished in the heat. The skellies shall inherit the board.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.657722 del
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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.657723 del
I feel a stirring... a stirring in my PANTALOONS!

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.657724 del
Without the guidance of the Execs the skellies will wank themselves to death within days

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.657725 del
Proof IGA doesn't have a VPN?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.657726 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.657727 del
nigga doesn't even have electricity

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.657729 del
Possum sent me an email saying that back in his day he would have just fucking gassed them once.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.657730 del
We use Vocaroo around here, checkmate. You should know this by now.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.657731 del
He probably did. He was giggling to himself on the couchbed 10 minutes ago.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.657732 del
couldnt be arsed to set up my microphone

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.657733 del
you can upload an mp3/ogg/whatever to it

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.657734 del
been drifting lately?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.657735 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.657736 del
been drinking

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.657737 del
lol toiletbedroom really thinks his shitty 'oc', the same attention seeking photo every day, makes the board 'comfy'

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.657738 del
The burden of proof is on you. But he has fuck all money and said he cancelled his subscription due to the cost.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.657739 del
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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.657740 del
No it's not, the burden of proof is on the person who made the claim. I never made any claim.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.657741 del
nearly through 500ml of vodka and 250ml of kahlua

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.657742 del
I think the burden of proof should be on Cruisey he's in management.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.657743 del
It is possible to prove he has a VPN but not that he does not.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.657744 del
Not liking the animation style in Puss. Just started watching it (previous one was a false start due to sobriety). It reminds me of the spiderman show that is big now.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.657745 del
olive is the only puss in boots I wanna gander at

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.657746 del
I want to see her dressed up like a street whore posing on a corner.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.657748 del
Hopefully she gets raped and murdered.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.657749 del
Good audio recording.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.657750 del
she should cosplay as Molly from neuromancer and then wank me off while I pretend to be Case

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:06 [Preview] No.657751 del
thats a man

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.657752 del
Not you too!

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.657754 del
you couldn't handle the boots, let alone the puss

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.657755 del
that's a banning

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.657756 del
I might have to get her to wank me off after you.
I'll pretend to be keanu reeves

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.657757 del
She would treat me just like every other woman IRL.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.657758 del
One day you will find your Olive NEET.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.657759 del
a sucked olive pip

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.657760 del
I really like her shoes and socks in the second one. Also her pose and facial expression. I'd fuck that girl silly.
What is she on the Česká republika? 4/10?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.657761 del
she stole weber's ahegao hoodie

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.657762 del
He isn't me.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.657763 del
Weber has been shagging her and laughing at the NEETs for months now.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.657764 del
Damnit! She is wearing his hoodie like GFs do.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.657765 del
She is less than half of weber's weight. It wouldn't fit.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.657766 del
You will find your Olive too NEET but it may have to be a time share arrangement.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.657767 del
It would be that loose comfy fit

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.657768 del
Weber said he can't maintain a stiffy though?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.657769 del
A cunning ruse to confuse us.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.657770 del
He can work magic with his fingers, tongue, and snags though.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.657771 del
At the commune Weber's room will be searched three times a day for stolen NEET waifus and the leftovers from the previous day's meals.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.657772 del
Will waifus be kept in NEETs quarters or in seperate kennels?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.657773 del
Go wank up wizzy.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.657774 del
I think we will need category C safes (180kg empty, bolted down).

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.657775 del
he shant

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:19 [Preview] No.657776 del
Quads and Weber is balls deep in Olive.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.657777 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.657778 del
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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.657779 del
we'll keep them in boxes when not in use

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.657780 del
Fuck you cunt.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.657781 del
It's all your fault now

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.657782 del
Boxes can be stacked. This is sensible.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.657783 del
you fucked it you fucking mong
you boonged it you fucking boong

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.657784 del
The silly old boong hasn't got one right in six months.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.657785 del
That seems the most efficient way to me.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.657786 del
without the cosplay and makeup? a 5/10

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.657787 del
What do you think of this nip: >>657444 ?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.657788 del
She's got a nice bum I rate her higher when it's on display.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.657789 del
sorry wizzo

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.657790 del
Not him, but wrong shade of tweed, female don't wear tweed, watch is anachronistic. Also a chink of some sort.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.657791 del
He tries his best I may have to find a lower resolution Wizzy

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.657792 del
honestly I've gone off gook girls in the past few years

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.657793 del
Is she meant to be harry potter?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.657794 del
Can you even comprehend 40 degrees Celsius? I bet you have a pile of soft puffy snow outside right now.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.657795 del
Oh wow, that is better than I would've thought she'd get. I asked MagyarMate about Elizabeth Debicki (pic related) and he wasn't terribly impressed but he did say she was above average.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.657796 del
Sherlock Holmes, you utter fucking dipshit

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.657797 del
Sherlock holmes doesn't have a magic wand you rude NEET

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.657798 del
she would be above average here

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.657799 del
How do you tell them apart?
Sherlock Holmes you minda. Look at the hat.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.657800 del
>he wasn't terribly impressed but he did say she was above average
She's a run of the mill face relative to the white girls that are still in the EU.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.657801 del
It is a camera and an entry tool.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.657802 del
>How do you tell them apart?
I can't. I just hate them equally.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.657803 del
its been 10 to 5 degrees c the past two weeks or so and its just about right
it was 16c on new years

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.657804 del
So Sherlock holmes stole dr who's sonic screwdriver?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.657805 del
And then dressed up as harry potter

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:28 [Preview] No.657806 del
That sounds nice. We're fucken dying here.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.657807 del
aussie summer? the most i remember here it was like 34c in the shade, it was awful but you still could drink enough beer to not care

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.657808 del
The worst part is, this isn't even particularly bad. Late February/early March we'll have a week of 45-47.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.657809 del
>tfw you get up and Possum has another one of his meth skanks on the couchbed

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.657810 del
>Sherlock Holmes, you utter fucking dipshit
>Sherlock Holmes you minda. Look at the hat.

I have been IRL pissing myself laughing at these two responses for five minutes now.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.657811 del
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>run of the mill
You what?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.657812 del
kek, very good

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.657813 del
I like Japs but hate chinks.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.657814 del
What about chaps and jinks?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.657815 del
You know she's good by our standards, but nothing out-of-the-box special in what's left white Europe, right?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:34 [Preview] No.657816 del
They beheaded our grandfathers.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.657817 del
We share grandfathers?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.657818 del
our nation's grandfathers
you know damn well what I mean, you fucken contrarian

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.657819 del
Europe is still mostly white m8, especially outside of the big cities.
And I don't imagine our women are all that much worse than the bulk of Europe.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.657820 del
Thanks wizzy

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.657821 del
Not Weber's, he had some good deals with them.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.657822 del
Don't be like that bro, we cuz's now

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.657823 del
But they give me a stiffy?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.657824 del
It is quite hard to watch Wheeler Dealers some days.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.657825 del
Webers grandad beheaded my grandad in a duel over a box of cigars once.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.657826 del
You have 5 minute's grace.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.657827 del
>It's a pity
We needed that picture.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.657828 del
thats awful
i wonder how the abbos managed without cold beer or air aconditioning

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.657829 del
I may have flown too close to the sun.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.657830 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.657831 del
S04E17 of Gilmore Girls. Paris just kissed Rory. Not liking this spring break arc. Stopped watching Puss because I can't stand that animation style.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.657832 del
Almost 80 years ago.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.657833 del
They set fire to everything

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.657834 del
Well said. I hope Cenno bucks are in your future.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.657835 del
You are dripping wax everywhere, NEET.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.657836 del
Oh I'll be dripping something else out of my arse soon. I still want more mangos though.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.657837 del
>white europe
not western europe, thats for sure
in western europe (england) only paki girls hit on me
only eastern europe is still 99% white

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.657838 del
Bad homes breed faster than good homes.
My grandparents were all service age during WWII.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.657839 del
>in western europe (england) only paki girls hit on me

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.657840 del
Mangoes are meant to be consumed orally.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.657841 del
>99% white
Wouldn't the gypsie population generally be above 1%?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.657842 del
All we ever needed was BOs arse.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.657843 del
pakis yes
i met a saudi girl here she is pretty hot but moved out of here

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.657844 del
gypsies are around 1-2% here
its worse in slovakia and magyar

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.657845 del
Did Rory get her tis out at Spring Break. Bitch needs to go back to a good Amish family after Rumspringa.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.657846 del
I'm in my early 20s and none of my grandparents were of age for the war. Both my grandfathers were for Korea, one went and the other was due to ship out but the ceasefire happened.
WWII was more the war of my great-grandfathers, with an infantry officer, a rifleman, a navi, and an army cook across them.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.657847 del
I've had south asian chicks at uni hit on me. They go nuts for white men.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.657848 del
I went out with a Romanian girl and her dad hated gypsies so much.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.657849 del
That's too bad.
I wouldn't risk trying to live in Saud/Dubai as a Westerner. Too many laws to fall foul of.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.657850 del
You can make a lot of money letting arabs poo on you.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.657851 del
Self-hating Romanian, such cases.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.657852 del
my great grandpa fought in ww2
the other got killed by stalin for being a priest

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.657853 del
fair enough
my grandparents were wwii age
dad was drafted for vietnam and bounced on his asthma

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.657854 del
You only got it an hour or so ago

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.657855 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.657856 del
In first year, second week Uni, I took a physics tutorial that wasn't mine because I missed mine that week. There was an asian girl of some sort of kept giving me eyes for some reason. Being the autistic retard I am, I left without saying anything or ever going back to that session lol.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.657857 del
its 6 in the morining and its time for SLEEP
good night cunts

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.657858 del
As a woman, yes.
I'd end up on a misdemeanor drinking charge and somehow turn it into a blasphemy beheading charge accidentally.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.657859 del
Mum and dad grew up in London during the blitz, one of my uncles got blown up trying to rescue people on a bomb site and then dad was in Korea.
And one of my uncles was military police in Israel when the brits first invented it.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.657860 del
I am good at some things. Productive member of society not one of them.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.657861 del
The burden of proof was that Nuro never scored, but could've.
This all could've been avoided if he did his part.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.657862 del
I wouldn't risk drinking in an arab country.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.657863 del
Night, mate.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.657864 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.657865 del
It all comes down to who you work for and how much money you have.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.657866 del
If I got too drunk I'd start yelling about mohamed

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.657867 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.657868 del
His cock's at least an 8

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.657869 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.657870 del
Kek, pretty mild as far as autism goes. I've had girls approach me and I've still managed to fuck it up. The first time I misspoke in our conversation, got embarrassed and power-walked away. This all happened as she was trying to organise us going to the state art gallery later. The second time (different girl) I couldn't bring myself to say anything and just looked at her in silence until she left. Probably ruined that girl's self esteem.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.657871 del
>eats pork for breaky

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.657872 del
Good night noot.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.657873 del
You need to go back.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.657874 del
Are you a boong then?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.657875 del
just fuck off already

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.657876 del
You must be our oldest NEET ever.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.657877 del
My family were all in the country before the Great war. The time isn't arbitrary, missing out on the big events does change your perception of the country. I can often spot the ten pound poms based off how they view Australia and themselves.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.657878 del
I was there when Possum came down the mountain with the first 10 rules.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.657879 del
We had that cop on /aus/. He was fucking old. I loved that story he had about standing on the car with his mate and his mate shooting the boong.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.657880 del
Growing up with rationing definitely had an effect on them.
Food and meals were planned and measured out and we had cupboards full of hoarded glass jars.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.657881 del
Yeah, but the war would have different effects in different areas. I'm not saying the Brits weren't affected, but in different ways to us.
There are certain differences in perspective and attitude that are noticeable when comparing the old stock Australians to the newer arrivals.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.657883 del
Nuro paid me to shit on his chest once.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.657884 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.657885 del
He did not you were drunk and got confused in the toiletbedroom no money was involved.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.657886 del
Then how did I end up with his life savings in my pocket? That might have just been what was left after breaking a $50

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.657887 del
(118.07 KB 732x694 hotboongchick135.jpg)

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.657888 del
Some things are not meant to be known.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.657889 del
(159.50 KB 1080x1080 ilya-kuvshinov-penguin.jpeg)

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.657890 del
I might have another two mangos soon, that will be six for the whole day.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.657891 del
You know what this will do to your bowels

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.657892 del
Can't stop eating today. Very hungry neet. The beans just go straight through me.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.657893 del
You are playing with fire, NEET.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.657894 del
Not the first time I've flown too close to the sun, the suffering is worth it for mangos.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.657895 del
Unhand Tux, you fucking strumpet!

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.657896 del
They are good when they're good

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.657897 del
She is protecting him from pajeet.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.657898 del
In that case, God speed, wench.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.657899 del
I just realised I had The Last Starfighter and Wargames confused.
>tfw we will be watching a different film

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.657900 del
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Another dipshit.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.657901 del
Too woed to do anything today
Too hot, only just had my first meal because I was too depressed to make something
Zero energy

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.657902 del
Have a wank to Olive.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.657903 del
I need to drink a lot of water to counter what is to come.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.657904 del
I already had one

I need to drink more in general
The other day I exclusively drank coffee and pepsi max

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.657905 del
My goon box is having this issue where goon is dribbling out from under sthe strong stream. Bottom of the box is a bit wet.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.657906 del
someone needs to cut back on the goon and choof

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.657907 del
happens often as neets get older

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.657908 del
yeah me too, can't even make myself play vidya

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.657909 del
(59.27 KB 696x565 howto.jpg)

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.657910 del
do you have something large enough to hold the contents if you decant it?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.657911 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.657912 del
Watching videos of Japs complaining about foreigners and it is obvious that most of the complaints are about niggers.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.657913 del
my ps3 has so much dust it's a fire hazard atm

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.657914 del
I've had that before. Goon wastage is never nice.
Desire to goon

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.657915 del
Put a saucer under and slurp it up

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.657916 del
Yeah, but it would be awkward to pour. I'll just tilt it when I pour my glasses. Cheers though.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.657917 del
It is just nuro, fuck off you dickriding faggot.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.657918 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.657919 del
Several NEETs have already stated that it's IGA imitating him.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.657920 del
I had one. It is at mummybot's so I don't really have it anymore. I played Skyrim and RDR quite a bit on it. Can't remember playing any other games very much.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.657921 del
I've got a second hand ps4 that I've never gotten around to using

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.657922 del
Tiffo imitating iga imitating nuro.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.657923 del
I bought a PS3 and a bunch of exclusive games that I never got to play due to having a 360 in high school, I think I played a quarter of one game before getting bored and eventually putting it away in my cupboard. I gave it to my sister last year to free up space for me.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.657924 del
I stopped playing after I finished Hitman: Absolution and Sniper Elite 3 was so bug ridden I said fuck it. Still have Thief and Last of Us and a few other games still in shrink wrap.
The PS3 still wakes up at 5am and updates itself or whatever the fuck it does.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.657925 del
How does IGA even stand to benefit? He isn't even being all that provocative, it just the usual bullshit of complaining about censorship and saying "I post based OC, I should be allowed to post". IGA would do a better job of shitstirring if he was behind it. imissfather used to justify all the bad behaviour by saying it was an impersonator, no matter how ridiculous the claim was, and it seems this is continuing.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.657926 del
Yeah, I'd get a PS5, but I'm so out of touch I don;t know when the next one is going to drop. PS4 came out about 3 months after I got a PS3.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.657928 del
>Last of Us
I played that one. Didn't particularly like it. It was enjoyable enough but I didn't find it the awesome experience that the trannies did.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.657927 del
Nobody wants you here stop it.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.657929 del
They're both banned NEETs so there's no point bringing up imissfather and his pathetic attempt at being a BO.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.657930 del
Wankers were raving about it so I got it.
They raved about Hitman Absolution, and that was actually good, so NFI really.
I like a mix of problem solving, stealth, and shooting, so I dunno.
Hex was still on TV back then.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.657931 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:39 [Preview] No.657932 del
>Hex was still on TV back then.
Fingers and all.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.657933 del
As much as we joke, we'd have all had a crack given the chance.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.657934 del
I'd be lying if I said I never had a Hex wank.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:41 [Preview] No.657935 del
There is stealth and a bit of shooting, but not much in the way of problem solving from what I remember. Tomb Raider might be more your speed.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.657936 del
Uncharted I-III were good.
Deus Ex: Human Revolution was still the best game on PS3, followed by Sniper Elite V2.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.657937 del
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>Tomb Raider

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.657938 del
full moon with a goatee

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.657939 del
I'd be lying if I said I never had a D.A.R.R.E.N. wank.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.657940 del
I'd fuck the shit out of the rebooted lara.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.657941 del
Are there any games for ps5 that go beyond what a ps4 is capable of?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.657942 del
entire platform seems a bit of a white elephant
probably a side-effect of the chip shortage and covid
no way game devs are doing anything from home for embedded systems

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.657943 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.657944 del
I might get a new graphics card soon.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.657945 del
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Still remember when this cunt asked Hex out at PAX Sydney or whatever the fuck it was.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.657946 del
The price of them is enormous and i don't really see the benefit over a ps4. The new battlefield was the first major release the ps5 got but the game was a flop.

I'm sure the platform is capable of more, but until game designers actually capitalize on that it's just the iPhone version of ps4.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.657947 del
yeah basically
enough to stop me buying either

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.657948 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:55 [Preview] No.657949 del
might have to order some kentuckedy fuckedy chicken soon

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.657950 del
should damn dust the ps3 and see what the fuck it thinks is up

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.657951 del
It's lonely

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.657952 del
on the asian asmr again

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.657953 del
I hope better games come out, it's been a really bad few years. During covid everything was being spat out unfinished,A games flopped.

The best "games" were honestly fan made mods

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.657954 del
oh herror!!!!!

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.657955 del
Games have been coming out unfinished since before covid.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.657956 del
(2.97 MB 1280x720 1627787294812.webm)

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.657957 del
Well bantered.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.657958 del
This is like lebian pornography with no pornography

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.657959 del
>tfw Bernadette Banner isn't my wife

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.657960 del
It is rather erotic, yes.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.657961 del
I just dusted everything and plugged a controller in to charge

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.657962 del
I haven't showered
I can smell my arse
I come from a bad home
I ain't got no class

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.657963 del
I read a 70's feminist review of The Exorcist today, that argued the girl was navigating an incestuous desire for her mother and the demon was female (despite having a giant cock in the film).

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.657964 del
Arse and class only rhyme in BEST A.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.657965 del
>demon was female (despite having a giant cock in the film).

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.657966 del
Feminists think everything is about vagina

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.657967 del
Even other feminists shit on this particular review.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.657968 del
I am shocked at how the east coast people speak. In particular the way they pronounce graph as "graff".

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.657969 del
I got confused in melbourne when they started talking about milk bars.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.657970 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.657971 del
But there's unfinished as in "includes cut content" and there's unfinished like "not rebalanced after play testing, core mechanics don't work as intended, hacked in launch week.

I was playing bf4 on console and was killed by flying players with aimbot railguns the week before bf5, that game took months to become playable

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.657972 del
Every other state is convict scum who don't talk proper.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.657973 del
This did not come from Instagram. Where did you source it?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.657974 del
>don't talk proper
*don't speak proper.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.657975 del
u know wat i mean innit

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.657976 del
The milky bars are on me.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.657977 del
Yeah, as I said, games have been coming out unfinished since before covid. Covid is just the cop out excuse developers use now.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.657978 del
The RTX 3080?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.657979 del
No reason they couldn't make Holocaust Oven Simulator III or somethink

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.657980 del
Zinger burger and chips thanks.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.657981 del
I remember Skyrim (2011).

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.657982 del
I got a modified zinger box and 10 nuggers

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.657983 del
Wish I had some feed.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.657984 del
o wait ueah it did i psissed

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.657985 del
Ghosts of sushima is pretty good

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.657986 del
big windy happenin

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.657987 del
neet rape

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.657988 del
big rape

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.657989 del
You need a charcoal tablet.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.657990 del
neets having increasingly large dildos forced up their arses as they convulse and writhe around in both agony and pleasure

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.657991 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:26 [Preview] No.657992 del
Less so now that nuro is banned.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.657993 del
(1.27 MB 1000x1958 k3tw3y6svx6a1.jpg)

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.657994 del
Possum's rendition of Memory will capture the pain.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.657995 del
modified zinger box has been consumededed

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.657996 del
time for some wine after a bit over half a litre of vodka and kahlua

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.657997 del
>tfw never even tried meth

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.657998 del
was a good modified zinger box
good extra salty chips
proper tiddie bit of original recipe, both sides of the keel
dinner roll just this side of stale
nuggers almost burned

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.657999 del
I always felt like such a fucking loser and a part of me knew it was because I've never tried meth.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.658000 del
what percentage of neets have taken drugs in the past week?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.658001 del
Next Thursday we should all take meth and go shopping

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.658002 del
Might play some Metro.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.658003 del
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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.658004 del
Possum got angry when Weber referred to him as the nigger of dribbly once.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.658005 del
>and go shopping
...for a neet compound

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.658006 del
gonna watch wheelier dealers and then play ps3 if the controller is fucken charged

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.658007 del
used my foil cutter thingo i bought when motherbat wsa here

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.658008 del
I read the books the games are based off, quite good.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.658009 del
Hope it worked as intended.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.658010 del
breddy good
motherbat is worrieded

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.658012 del
static in my headphones.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.658014 del
Porridge for dinner.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.658015 del
get out bart im piss

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:00 [Preview] No.658016 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.658017 del
Creamy porridge.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.658018 del
Cream in my porridge.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.658019 del
>motherbat is worrieded
What about?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.658020 del
It's raining lightly, considering going out for a walk while listening to my audiobook.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.658021 del
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Ok Wargames (1983) will be streaming in 1 hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.658022 del
get out marge im rape lenny

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.658023 del
Good film?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.658024 del
We need imdbNEET to tell us.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.658025 del
Not worth it imo.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.658026 del
me being pissed and it is windy and i'm sitting under the tree that drops branches

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.658027 del
I nearly got killed by a gum tree branch as a kid.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.658028 del
ur a shidcunt

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.658029 del
I refuse to watch anything below 9.6.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.658030 del
Put a hat on.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.658031 del
motherbat has enabled the block unknown people thing on her iphone and it has basically blocked everybody in her contacts list including sisterbot and I

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.658032 del
also the new lamb add features a yellow c3 corvette as 'unaustralian' and I am very angry

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.658033 del
Based and blockpilled.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.658034 del
We should do a start up scam to fund the compound.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.658035 del
Well blocked.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.658036 del
WE could sell genuine Possum skins and swap them out with rat ones.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.658037 del
ally sheedy never even takes her clothes off

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.658038 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.658039 del
where is the rest of the video, dipshit?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.658040 del
You should sit under the bodhi tree.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.658041 del
what the fuck is that?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.658042 del
is it too late to enter the nft scam market?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.658043 del
Are you retarded?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.658044 del
oh apparently
I wanted to hear her physics reasoning, not your misogynistic sound bite.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.658045 del
That chick's whole grift was being a virgin at 19. I don't know what it is now. She acted like she was really innocent and shit and yet she was still there shaking her arse for the camera.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.658046 del
>not your misogynistic sound bite
You might want to go back to Reddit.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.658047 del
I hope we have no heckin' misogynists here.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.658048 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8GyVx28R9-s [Embed]
I love this song so much. Redditors and other midwits like to mock it but there is a much more intelligent argument to it than they are capable of recognising.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.658049 del
I can't believe Beau doesn't ban neets for being heckin' racist, problematic and toxic to the First Nations Australians.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.658050 del
I'm an incel. I have murdered over 300 women for not having sex with me.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.658051 del
Stupid post.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.658052 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.658053 del
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.658054 del
She is just another cunt.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.658055 del
Cow shit jenkem.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.658056 del
Have any of you tried shrooms?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.658057 del
Movie begins in 7 minutes neets https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.658058 del
He's very desperate for replies today.
It's all very sad and pathetic.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.658059 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.658060 del
NEET you need to be careful you do not make assumptions based off insufficient evidence.
It is hard to tell who does what.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.658061 del
What did you do to upset it?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.658062 del
>As someone routinely crippled by aggressive perfectionism, also known to waste significant amounts of time procrastibating (basically when procrastination and masturbation collide), this explanation makes a lot of sense to me.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.658063 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.658064 del
Sleep cycle totally fucked

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 09:31 [Preview] No.658065 del
Hit the reset button.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.658066 del
I tried to gently point out your error, but it caused you to double down.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.658067 del
Yes I'm sure you are someone completely different who just wants to continue the iga conversation by coincidence.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.658068 del
Mathew shouldve rooted her

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.658069 del
She dragged him off to the dunnies while the credits were rolling

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.658070 del
good moofie
good finishing time

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 09:59 [Preview] No.658071 del
Al sheedy looks good now, better in fact

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.658072 del
Play Global Thermonuclear War

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.658073 del
It didn't work

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.658074 del
Got to
>LOAD "*", 8, 1

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.658075 del
It was.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.658076 del
Weber aquired the launch codes to my arse once.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.658077 del
I might start a race war soon

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.658078 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.658079 del
The only losing move is not to play

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.658080 del
Fell asleep for about 2.5 hours. Awake now, starting to sober up, taking advantage of this vulnerable little goon box.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.658081 del
>starting to sober up
Difficulty sleeping later?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.658082 del
fart fart fart
shit in a bucket

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.658083 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.658084 del
Pete pls

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.658085 del
I've had about 30 standos today

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.658086 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.658087 del
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Thanks to the neetbros who watched Wargames - it's an excellent movie and I didn't realise just how good it was.
Wargames was one of the earliest movies to try and tackle the subject of hacking and it does so surprisingly skillfully, using Ally Sheedy's character to ask questions as to what's going on, as well as a visit to two nerd security experts. Hollywood hasn't gotten much better at it in the decades since, and frequently does much worse.

But in the end the movie's most crucial moments depend not on hacking or cleverness or magic or anyone's combat skills, but persuasion - Sheedy and Broderick have to convince a depressed Dr. Falken that the world is worth saving, Falken has to persuade a general not to start WW3, and they then have to convince a computer that it can't win a nuclear war.

Finally, Ally Sheedy is extremely pretty when she smiles, which she does a lot in this movie. We'll find out next week whether Angelina Jolie was hotter.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.658088 del
Monk you fuckwit

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.658089 del
Rule 14c.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.658090 del
Yeah, it was better than I remembered it being.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.658091 del
Thank you for screening it, moofieNEET.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.658092 del
Playing L4D2. Lots of screen tearing.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.658093 del
Wonder if monk can make it to 40 standards?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.658094 del
It's not Monk

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.658095 del
any relation to R2D2?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.658096 del
we need to find some browser based multiplayer game the neets can all play against each other

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.658097 del
Project Zomboid could be fun but that needs a server.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.658098 del
what kind of server?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.658099 del
I don't know tbh but it's not graphics heavy or anything.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.658100 del
Their website doesn't seem to shed any light on the matter either

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.658101 del
I found a forum with instructions then realised it was from 2014

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.658102 del
Fixed my javascript project within 10 minutes of sitting down. Don't even know why my old approach wasn't working though.
Finally have some energy. Time to start the day.

Its wombler

We have a cloud engineer

If this wasn't an anonymous forum we would all be friends on steam and discord etc, for better or worse

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.658103 del
We could play runescape together

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.658104 del
Looks like it will run under Linux: https://pzwiki.net/wiki/Dedicated_Server
I'll have a look during the week.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.658105 del
It is quite a fun game, it's a survival game rather than a zombie killer.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.658106 del
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>Time to start the day.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.658107 del
getting gooned again

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.658108 del
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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.658109 del
I haven't had a drink this year.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.658110 del
How do you manage to sober up multiple times? Isn't that pure suffering?

38 days for me

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.658111 del
It only happened the once and it was because I was asleep.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.658112 del
Well done NEETs. Keep going.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.658113 del
Wish I had the money to play golf.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.658114 del
The dirtbike dickhead is doing laps.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.658115 del
Such is life in a bad home area.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.658116 del
I should get a dirtbike and chase him and knock him off with a club.
The cops never chase them so I should get away with it.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.658117 del
There are heaps of bad-homes around here without helmets and on unregistered dirt bikes. The police don't seem to do anything. I think they are too busy with more serious stuff.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.658118 del
Yeah, they are annoying but I'd rather the cops were after real criminals.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:34 [Preview] No.658119 del
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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.658120 del
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Here is a webm of Puss from 4/tv/.
The quality is low and there is no audio but it demonstrates the animation style and the similarity to that nigger Spiderman show.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.658121 del
Are you DavoNEET, BadSuburbDirtBikeNEET? I only see a couple of dirt bikes each year

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.658122 del
They do that here too. 3am sometimes.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.658123 del
>too busy with more serious stuff.
lol half of them spend all their time catching people speeding.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.658124 del
That is visually horrific.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:39 [Preview] No.658125 del
Cruisey loved his nicotine fix,
But now he uses a different mix,
Gums and patches, lozenges too,
Help him quit the habit he once knew.
He chews and wears them all with pride,
No longer does he need to hide,
His addiction's gone, a sight to see,
Cruisey's now is nicotine-free.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.658126 del
I have said before that I admire the dirt bike spirit. You can just thumb your nose at the pigs because you have no licence plate for them to link to you and it is too dangerous for them to chase you.
They have a freedom I admire. I do not like the noise they make though. That is the issue. They have no concern for their neighbours.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.658127 del
I think a few NEETs are cursed with the dirtbikes.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.658128 del
Yeah, if I go jogging along peachy road I always see cops in unmarked cars. I imagine they're there for the speed cameras.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.658129 del
Yeah, the first one was in a more conventional western style (more like Shrek) and I quite liked that one.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.658130 del
They tear up the paths,verges,parks and nature strips round my way.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.658131 del
Well pome'd

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.658132 del
Yes that is an issue too.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:43 [Preview] No.658133 del
Yeah, heaps of those cunts are on two-strokes with the baffles removed. Deros love it but it is awful for everyone else.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.658134 del
There are lots of Nialotic Africans in the north. The women are often close to my height.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.658135 del
I'm DavoNEET but not BadSuburbDirtBikeNEET.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.658136 del
brmmm brmmm bbrrrmmmmmmmmm
brmm brmm brmmm

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.658137 del
The dirt bikers do wheelies down the street. They don't wear helmets.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.658138 del
I am still shocked by the frequency of meff usage in the north of Adelaide. Way worse than I expected.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:48 [Preview] No.658139 del
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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.658140 del
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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.658141 del
lol absolutely based. The true dirt bike spirit. Fuck the cops, fuck the neighbours. Watch me do a wheelie.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.658142 del
She's drowning a gnome under the water.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:50 [Preview] No.658143 del
Wish I had a Welsh wife.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:51 [Preview] No.658144 del
>ywn be that gnome

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.658145 del
You just think everyone is on meth. I bet you've never seen anyone doing it.
A lot of them are just literal mongs.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.658146 del
Fuck, I just realised that morf also has weird eyes.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.658147 del
perverted aquatic wanking gnomes

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.658148 del
I knew a full blown meth head who thought everyone was on meth.
He was firmly convinced that the average person got home from work and got out the crack pipe.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.658149 del
I see people doing the weird jerky shit on the trains at night pretty often m8. That and the scabs that those cunts often have. I admit that catching the trains each night probably causes me to overestimate the frequency with which it is used but I do maintain it is a massive issue around here.
>never seen anyone doing it
You very much misunderstand the environment in which I was raised.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.658150 del
Yeah the trains showcase the lowest of the low.
I don't notice as many of them at Munno Para Shopping Centre as you do. People there seem pretty normal whenever I have been there.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.658151 del
What times and dates do you go?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.658152 del
Some suburbs are really bad for them, over here it's the homeswest suburbs but the train is always bad.
Junkies and crazy people love the trains.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.658153 del
I have been there at a full range of different days and times.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.658154 del
Getting hungry but it is too late for feed.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.658155 del
And you regard the people there as normal?! I take it you haven't noticed the abnormally high number of security guards there?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.658156 del
Do a toasted cheese sandwich. We'll have half each.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.658157 del
Weber and I played an erotic game of charades whilst camping in the Adelaide hills once.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.658158 del
Out of bread, need to get more tomorrow.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.658159 del
I have seen a big fat old security guard there. He doesn't seem very busy.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.658160 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.658161 del
I have forgotten how to play charades
The only card games I know these days are played in a cas

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.658162 del
At night there will be pajeet guarding Coles and then another two patrolling. Bad homes can zoom around on scooters and only the fat one will do anything about it. He tells them to stop and they ignore him.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:07 [Preview] No.658163 del
Do you not know what charades is?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.658164 del
Going to have some muesli with milk.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.658165 del
Now I remember. I was thinking of something else

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.658166 del
I heard Special Agent Spergo is trapped in the Black Lodge.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.658167 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.658168 del
>pajeet guarding Coles
Yeah I saw him when I was at Coles late at night before Christmas.
I didn't feel unsafe there though, even though it was almost midnight.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.658169 del
I can't believe weber mentioned wiping his arse with a chux as though that is normal.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:16 [Preview] No.658170 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tDMlmvSMV0Q [Embed]

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:18 [Preview] No.658171 del
The density is oddly high. Compare it to Marion for example.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.658172 del
I don't know what a chux is but I know what is going on there is not normal. Talk of "seepage" and other problems.
I don't know how we can get him to go to a doctor. Makes me very sad.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.658173 del
Seepage is quite normal when you get older.
Everything wears out.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.658174 del
Yeah, I hope that having planted the idea in his head that he does come around and see a doctor. Weber's life is far from over and there are yet great things he can do. I don't like how he is so pessimistic about his current state.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.658175 del
fell asleep
woke up when the tv stick hit the floor

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:29 [Preview] No.658176 del
>tv stick

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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.658179 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.658180 del
It is easier for a rolling stone to pass through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy mans camel to gather moss.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.658181 del
G'night NEET.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.658182 del
2023 is his year

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.658183 del
the remote

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.658184 del
I was imagining a cane you'd use to push the buttons because you had lost the remote.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.658185 del
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NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.658186 del
I bet big Tone has one of them.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.658187 del
He just throws an empty bottle at the tv

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.658188 del
I got fisted by Big Tone in a boong pub once.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.658189 del
Need to cut down on the goon.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.658190 del
Wagon seats still available.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.658191 del
Tomorrow or something I guess.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.658192 del
The execs don't fit.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.658193 del
S04E19 of Gilmore Girls. Nearing the end. S05 already downloaded.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.658194 del
Real neet hours.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.658195 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.658196 del
Might do a deed

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.658197 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.658198 del
Dirty deed?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.658199 del
Still hungry and still angry.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.658200 del
Wish I had a Jap gf.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.658201 del
Are uou vodka and kaluah neet?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.658202 del
No, I'm not rich enough for that lifestyle.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.658203 del
Going to have a wank and go to bed.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.658204 del
Good night noots.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.658205 del
Over the bath iirc

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.658206 del
Have fun

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 18:14 [Preview] No.658208 del
good morning neets, dreamed I was playing laser tag

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.658209 del
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Morning NEETs

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 19:31 [Preview] No.658210 del
Well done.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.658211 del
feel like going big again on the energy drinks today

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.658213 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.658214 del
>Chaotic moment a man finds himself locked out of a car after making a mad dash from court on charges of stealing shopping centre skill testers

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.658215 del
Been out early to poison some weeds before it gets too hot.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.658216 del
Are they all starting to collapse onto the ground?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 20:54 [Preview] No.658217 del
fucken smoke detector went off at 4.45am

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:00 [Preview] No.658218 del

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:04 [Preview] No.658219 del
Good alarm clock.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:06 [Preview] No.658220 del
I gotta get away from this computer screen, somehow. It has imprisoned my soul.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.658221 del
waiting for bill

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.658222 del
Don't go into the light.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:13 [Preview] No.658223 del
/ausneets/ imprisoning me
all that i see
absolute mongtards

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.658224 del
He's probably still having his breakky.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.658225 del
bill is pulling into the driveway now

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.658226 del
Bill had a driveway wank

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.658227 del
Did you notice any smoke rising from the floorboards?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.658228 del
Better out then in.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.658229 del
Saves on cleaning.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.658230 del
no, but I heard some giggling

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.658231 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.658232 del
Gook women?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.658233 del
Yeah sorry I bought some gook chicks back from the club for a choof

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.658234 del
hate it when I get a snot ball on my hand and I'm not sure if it's mine or Bill's until I taste it

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.658235 del
had to move the couchbed with possum on it
cunt refused to move

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.658236 del
Add some wheels with the locks onto to it.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.658237 del
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He's in the green bin now.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.658238 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.658239 del
G'monrning NEET

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.658240 del
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Tonight on womboflix we present Predator 2 (1990) - the story of a difficult romance between a middle aged balding negro and an alien hunter who makes trophies of men. Kissy kissy.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.658241 del
Buying more mangos today

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.658242 del
I did not watch the first one so I will be unable to join you for the sequel. My apologies.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.658243 del
There is no link between the two films except for them both having predators in.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.658244 del
You don't need to see the first one neet, and it doesn't matter what order you see the films in.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:43 [Preview] No.658245 del
Kingston Pride?

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.658246 del
Might pick some buds out of the trim and go for a river walk.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.658247 del
Sounds like a good idea NEET.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.658248 del
I’m a chongus

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.658249 del
That's crazy talk.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.658250 del
Kingston Biscuit

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.658251 del
Look out for crocodiles neet.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 22:58 [Preview] No.658252 del
And brown snakes

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 23:16 [Preview] No.658253 del
Bill just flicked grey paint on the freshly painted ceiling

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.658254 del
Kill Bill

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.658255 del
Use a chux to wipe it off.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.658256 del
Poorly bantered

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.658257 del
Think I swallowed a bug.

NEET 01/14/2023 (Sat) 23:59 [Preview] No.658258 del
Woke up.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.658259 del
Good morning.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.658260 del
If it was a fly you need to swallow a spider next.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.658261 del
Is KFC open?

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.658262 del

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.658263 del
Need to go get some goon and dog food.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.658264 del
Yes, now go and get me a zinger burger and a bucket of original thanks.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.658265 del
I would like 14 (fourteen) zinger burgers please

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.658266 del
Good entrée.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.658267 del
I only feel like 10 or so but I thought some of the NEETs might want one.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.658268 del
Time for ausneets to get woke

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.658269 del
My prefixs are boong/NEET and I will reeeee if people do not use them.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.658270 del
It's really overgrown down by the river now, the paths barely exist.
The nearby building site has cut off the access road for about a year now and nobody walks the bush paths any more.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.658271 del
This confused me for a long time, u couldn't work out which was the Real predator movie and which were spinoffs because it never made serve sense why the predator was in a movie, it was like a predator camo gate crashed another movie.

I swear they just wanted to reuse the predator props

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.658272 del
Good morning NEETS. And in case i don't see you good evening and goodnight

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.658273 del
I could be wrong but I think I read it was one of those had the rights to make the sequel within a certain amount of time deals.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.658274 del

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:29 [Preview] No.658275 del
You cheeky bugger.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.658276 del
That sounds good. More privacy. Snake risk increased though.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.658277 del
Kek, so it's exactly like a cameo. That's some jewshit, why not put the predator in the next Simpson's movie and call it "predator 6", or make a romcom in Manhattan about the predators post divorce love life

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.658278 del
Good morning TrumanNEET.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:31 [Preview] No.658279 del

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.658280 del
Munch my poo poo

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.658281 del
Already angry at Mum. She got home and immediately called my name from the kitchen, as if we're gonna have a conversation between rooms or something. Now she is sitting outside gossiping with her friend. Can't stand to hear it anymore.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:35 [Preview] No.658282 del
Bill tore the fly screen

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.658283 del
You sound like the bitch in this story

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:36 [Preview] No.658284 del
Is bill maybe not good at things?

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.658285 del
Your attitude towards Mum has not impressed me. You were lucky she took you in.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.658286 del
Can you switch over to imitating nuro already?

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.658287 del
Holding my breath while he preps this 70 year old sash window frame.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:39 [Preview] No.658288 del
Bill has how many broken fingers?

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:40 [Preview] No.658289 del
Replace it with a chux.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.658290 del

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.658292 del
>vodka cruisers
They are going to have some girls over and get them drunk and then they will all get a root. Smart.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.658293 del
Vodka Cruisedogs

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.658294 del
nothing seems doable today

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.658295 del
The guy at craigs told me once they used to have an old abbo bloke who would walk in open a bottle of scotch and drink as much as he could before they stopped him quite regularly.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:00 [Preview] No.658296 del
The good stuff I hope

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.658297 del
Should have gifted him a bottle spiked with weed killer.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.658298 del
No wonder no one else payes him.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.658299 del
Some white South Africans leave one of those in their car for the day it gets stolen.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.658300 del
That was the plot on one of those awful Aussie cop/social worker shows I saw years ago.
People were putting rat posion in goon bags and leaving them in the local boong park.
Turned out it was a real estate agent trying to raise the propert values I think.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:13 [Preview] No.658301 del
boong communism recognises all property as theft

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.658302 del
maybe they were just concerned home owners

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.658303 del
Boong clans are closer to real communism than anything else I've seen.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.658304 del

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.658305 del
tee hee

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.658306 del
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NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.658307 del
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NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.658308 del
having a mondster

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:44 [Preview] No.658309 del
22.4 feels like 19.1

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.658310 del
On quiet sundays at the NEET Compound we shall dress one of the skellies as a fox and hunt him down for fun.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.658311 del
He'll be naked except for the fox tail.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.658312 del
And the ears

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.658313 del
As the hunters approach, his sphincter will spasm involuntarily, causing the fox tail attached to the butt plug to quiver

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.658314 del
Penis burn

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.658315 del

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.658316 del
Uh oh

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.658317 del
Puss in boots the last wish was really good. I highly recommend watching it to you lot. Maybe it could star on womboflix

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 02:13 [Preview] No.658318 del
Are you the NEET that stopped watching it because of the animation style?

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.658319 del
puss n toots

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.658320 del
posso boots

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 02:25 [Preview] No.658321 del

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 02:28 [Preview] No.658322 del

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.658323 del
The question was never answered and thus died /ausneets/.

The End.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.658324 del
No I’m a different neet. I don’t know why it matters that much

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.658325 del
>I don’t know why it matters that much
I think someone was just being a bit silly with you.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.658326 del
Possum is so rambunctious and quarrelsome

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.658327 del
that old familiar >tfw severely depressed

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.658328 del
never heard of it

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.658329 del
Maybe it's time to take the drug pill. What drugs will fill me with enthusiasm and confidence?

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.658330 del
Mirtazapine works for me. Maybe not to that extent but it works well.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.658331 del
Monk’s Mummybot’s buttocks

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.658333 del
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NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.658334 del
Don't be a fool.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.658335 del

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.658336 del
means yes

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.658337 del
Peabut bubber banbwich

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.658338 del
These modern fish and chip shops can't function without frozen chips.
They probably never even considered just going down to the supermarket and buying bags of spuds and cutting their own chips. Too much work.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.658339 del
Roast taters are better than chips anyway

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.658340 del
I haven’t eatened today

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.658341 del
You need some beans.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.658342 del
I need kfc
Bill brought left over pidser for his lunch. I normally buy our lunch.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:50 [Preview] No.658343 del
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You need some chickens so you can make your own.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.658345 del
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There is hope for us yet

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 04:03 [Preview] No.658346 del
Would a Weber poo make your autism better or worse?

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.658347 del
>tfw Doctor says I can’t leave hospital until I finish eating all of my Weber poo.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.658348 del
>tfw don't want someone else's poo up my bum

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.658349 del
eat shit

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.658350 del
Ordered a pocket/folding knife. Soon I will order a bowie knife

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.658351 del
watching penguins squirt shit at each other while attenborough narrates

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.658352 del

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.658353 del
The Based Pill.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.658354 del
Being a boong.
Tomorrow will be different.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.658355 del
>a bowie knife
For David?

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.658356 del

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.658357 del
Had a 3 hour nap.
Had a vivid dream.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.658358 del
I'm going to be a misogynist tonight.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.658359 del
Angry poss.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.658360 del
I look forward to it.

Good I also missed the first one.

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.658361 del

NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.658362 del