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NEET General #645 - Lionel Hutz Edition NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No. 658430
Do you NEETs crave the brownest of the brown liquors?

Old Thread: >>657425


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.658444 del
How does he do it?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.658455 del
hi


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.658456 del
Gonna try to have my last wank for a week.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.658457 del
>>658456
Good luck NEET.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.658458 del
>>658455
Hello there.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.658459 del
>>658457
Hopefully the porn detox will help.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.658460 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.658461 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.658462 del
Movie begins in 10 minutes neets https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.658463 del
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For the last three years or so I have suspected I'm a schizoid. I take it there is no point in going to see a psychologist or anything, right?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.658464 del
I smashed my thumb between the top and bottom window frames.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.658465 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching Predator 2 https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.658466 del
>>658463
You may want to find one who specialises in treating schizoids


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.658467 del
>>658464
Well done, take tomorrow off and recover.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.658468 del
>>658463
What makes you think you are?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.658469 del
>>658463
You should definitely talk to a professional about it. Don't self diagnose.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.658470 del
>>658466
I'm not sure such a person exists in this country. I guess someone specialising in PDs would be the best option. Do you think it could help with anything?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.658471 del
>>658469
>Don't self diagnose
I haven't. I said I suspect it.
>>658468
Reading the symptoms list. I used to suspect I was a bit autistic but SPD seems to fit better. It doesn't fit perfectly or anything so I am not very confident in my assessment.
I don't want to go through the hassle of seeing a psychologist if there is nothing they can do for me.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.658472 del
>>658471
You should give a psychiatrist a try. Your starting position should not be "there's nothing they can do for me". Each individual case is unique.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.658473 del
>asking the psych for some cock and ball torture


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.658474 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.658475 del
>>658474
my thumb still hurts


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.658476 del
>>658475
It'll probably ache a few days


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.658477 del
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I've been putting these sheep electrolytes in my water for a while now and I legitimately feel like I'm on stimulants. I think it's the thiamine. It only cost $4 at the farm supply shop for like a year's worth.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.658478 del
>>658477
We'll run you through the sheep dip next and you'll feel like you're flying.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.658479 del
>>658477
Have you felt the urge to chew grass at all?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.658480 del
>>658478
We shall get a fine crop of wool from him next winter


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.658481 del
>>658479
Little bit. I don't need the salt lick as much anymore though, so the electrolytes are working.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.658482 del
>>658472
>psychiatrist
Why a psychatrist and not a psychologist?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.658483 del
>>658477
I've noticed your coat has been nice and glossy.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.658484 del
>>658483
My pee looks like yellow highlighter ink


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.658485 del
>>658480
He will make excellent dooners.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.658486 del
>>658485
Make sentimental garments from his fibers.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.658487 del
>>658479
10k will have to start growing more for him.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.658488 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:12 [Preview] No.658489 del
squalid dwellings


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.658490 del
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NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.658491 del
do you believe in evolution?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.658492 del
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Salt blocks will be placed around the commune for any neet that has decided to identify as an animal.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.658493 del
>>658491
No the dinosaurs are fake


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.658494 del
>>658492
They make a good door stop. Just give it a quick slurp on the way in or out for the day.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.658495 del
I wonder what the most nutritionally dense foods are, like what the fewest foods a human needs to eat to get all the vitamins they need.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.658496 del
>>658490
Based.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.658497 del
I identify as being dead.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:19 [Preview] No.658498 del
>>658495
They say you can live on just potatoes for a long time.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.658500 del
>>658498
I've heard that, I'm pretty sure people will die from suicide before any malnutrition on a potato only diet.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.658501 del
>>658498
You'd end up Irish


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.658502 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.658503 del
>>658499
I'll just remove my renal.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.658504 del
>>658495
Olive grool.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.658505 del
>>658499
What is the problem? Is that too much? Can't he just have less?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.658506 del
might transition to bed


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.658507 del
>>658506
You will never be a bed.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.658508 del
Just been tired all day. Might get on the piss.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.658509 del
Any anime recommendations. Don't know what I'm looking for.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.658510 del
>>658506
Goodnight.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.658511 del
>>658509
Use the google.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.658512 del
>>658509
Boku no pico.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.658513 del
>>658509
Only anime I usually watch is Studio Ghibli.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.658514 del
Olive did an anime once.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.658515 del
>>658495
Peanut butter


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.658516 del
>>658514
Motion capture hentai?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.658517 del
>>658516
Big demon tentacles


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.658518 del
Personality disorders aren't real


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.658519 del
Smoke detector went off two minutes after I lay down.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.658520 del
>>658509
Attack on Titan.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.658521 del
>>658506
Good night.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.658522 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.658523 del
>>658519
Time to get that stick out.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.658525 del
>>658519
I have knocked one off the ceiling with a hammer before


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.658526 del
>>658519
He's ready to party.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.658527 del
>>658525
Weber?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.658528 del
Want to see Olive dressed as Sponge Bob. Preferably just yellow paint covering her naked torso.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.658529 del
>>658518
I am just several personality disorders wrapped in skin.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.658530 del
>>658527
No. Thinking about it though


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.658531 del
>>658528
She has quite small breasts. She also wouldn't do something that slutty.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.658532 del
>>658528
Then she can wipe the sweat off you with herself


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.658533 del
>>658530
If it's beeping at regular intervals it could be the battery back up


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.658534 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.658535 del
>>658519
>Smoke detector
They are nothing but trouble. I removed or disabled them in every house I ever lived in.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.658536 del
>>658533
It’s a 10 year lithium battery unit that is unserviceable


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.658537 del
>>658534
Once those spic genes kick in and her looks really start to decline you'll see her ramping up the sluttiness so as to maintain the attention.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.658538 del
>>658536
Ah, it's probably just a cunt then.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.658539 del
>>658538
The Bunnings reviews would suggest so


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.658540 del
beep beep


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.658541 del
>>658540
Reported!


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.658542 del
Contemplating whisky.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.658543 del
Going to take a shit (I'm actually going to leave, not take, one.) and then go for a run.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.658544 del
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NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.658545 del
>>658543
The good old shit'n run.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.658546 del
>>658542
Have a nice glass of water instead.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.658548 del
>>658546
Fish shid in it


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.658549 del
>>658477
It's got electrolytes.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.658550 del
>>658546
There is water in whiskey.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.658551 del
>>658549
I get my electrolytes from a fork in the toaster. It is perfectly safe if you deionize it in the microwave first. The sparks are from the electricity leaving it.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.658552 del
>>658551
You still need some lytes though


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.658553 del
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NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.658554 del
>>658087
>Hollywood hasn't gotten much better at it in the decades since, and frequently does much worse.
Heh, that's for sure.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.658555 del
The Japanese name for Attack on Titan translates as "The Attack Titan" which makes sense given the plot.
But the English language version changed it to "Attack on Titan" which sounds kind of cool but makes no sense at all.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.658556 del
>>658555
It sounds like someone attacked Jupiter's (?) moon.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.658557 del
>>658556
Exactly. But Titan is not a place in the anime.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.658558 del
>>658555
That happens a lot with English titles of foreign movies and TV shows. La casa de papel shit show translates to The House of Paper, yet it's English title is MoNeY hEiSt. La sombra de la ley translates to The Shadow of the Law yet it's English title is GuN cItY. Obviously aimed at American audiences.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.658559 del
translate my arse daddy uwu


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.658560 del
>>658558
Sometimes they will change a British title for American audiences.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in the USA.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.658561 del
Harry Potter and Weber’s Kidney Stone


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.658562 del
>>658559
traduce mi culo papi


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.658563 del
The cat is finally back in my NEET cave. Hadn't seen her for a few days


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.658564 del
I saw a conga line of rats on the move in the back yard.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.658566 del
>>658561
We need to get him to the doctor. Saint Mungo's.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.658567 del
I shit on Nuro's bed once.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.658568 del
>>658563
Positive development


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.658569 del
>>658563
That is good news. Hopefully it ate a lot of native wildlife while it was out there.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.658570 del
>>658567
I used his pillow case to wipe my arse once


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.658571 del
>>658569
She was coming back in to eat but never around. The dog chased her up a tree a few days ago. Now she is acting desperate for attention, like a poster on this board...


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.658572 del
>>658563
She traveled to the big smoke to see Puss in Boots at the cinema


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.658573 del
Big cup of chicken and noodle soup.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.658574 del
>>658565
You can still post on /ck/ if you want


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.658575 del
Fully /ck/ mate.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.658576 del


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NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.658578 del
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Thanks to neetbros who came to watch Predator 2 tonight, sequel to the great first movie we saw last year on endcorner, shortly before womboflix came into being.

Predator 2 has a lot going for as an action movie it - it looks great, the violence is very R-rated, the larger than life characters with excessive firepower, and it steals all the best scenes from Aliens and the first Predator.

It's also lacking some things. It lacks Arnie. It lacks Jessie Ventura. It lacks ol' painless. But what it lacks most of all is the tension of the first movie. A huge part of what made the first movie so intense was all the tension director John Mctiernan created having his cast being stalked in the jungle by the predator. Predator 2 misses that.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.658579 del
>>658578
>lacks most of all is the tension of the first movie. A huge part of what made the first movie so intense was all the tension
Yeah, it was who is the hunter and the hunted?
But also the Predator was a mystery and the audience did not expect that. Who killed all those people in the jungle? Cannibals? etc. For second round, everyone knew from the start what's up.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.658580 del
Has a NEET ever donated to a scam charity?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.658581 del
>>658578
Trivia - the director of Predators (2010) is Nimród Antal, a hungarian, as shibs pointed out to me in the chatroom. He also directed The Whiskey Bandit, a hungarian film that we saw last year on endcorner.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.658582 del
>>658578
thank you for putting on the show for us ProjectionistNEET.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.658583 del
>>658580
I used to give quite a lot of money to young women in need.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.658584 del
>>658581
>Nimród


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.658585 del
>>658580
I laughed inappropriately when the girl at the KFC drive thru window asked me if I wanted to donate to a charity once.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.658586 del
>>658579
It is, but a lot of scenes in Predator have huge amounts of tension in them even if you know about the predator. The second mostly fails at that (except when they're stalking the predator in the slaughterhouse).


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.658587 del
>>658585
I hate it when they ask at coles


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.658588 del
>>658585
Based. Unless I can see first-hand the impact my donation will have then I consider the charity to be a scam.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.658589 del
>>658585
nobody's ever asked me that at kfc, I must look poor


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.658590 del
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I am an apex predator.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.658591 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.658592 del
>>658579
They failed the formula, Alien and Terminator both did suspense film then action film and got it right both times.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.658593 del
>>658584
Isn't a nimrod a ancient word for a hunter?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.658594 del
>>658587
It’s fucken offensive when big chain stores ask. Rich cunts could donate millions and not affect their bottom line, but expect their customers to stump up


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.658595 del
>>658594
I want to tell them to fuck off but it's not the poor woman at the counters fault.
Some cunt will yell at her if she doesn't say it.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.658596 del
Domestic dispute going on down the street. Young woman named Brooklyn banging things and yelling.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.658597 del
>>658596
>Brooklyn
I imagine her as a crackhead already


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.658598 del
>>658595
Yeah I know. Same reason I don’t get huffy with them about the empty shelves or week-on-week price increases for the same items


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.658599 del
>>658594
They want to be the conduit for the money because it gives them leverage over the charity. Plus they can claim credit for raising the money, rather than the cunts they bullied who actually worked for the money


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.658600 del
>>658597
Same with the name Cheyenne.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.658601 del
>>658600
Crystal is a dead give away


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.658602 del
Krystal Meffs, worn out old crackwhore could be a new character.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.658603 del
>>658596
Go and rescue her


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.658604 del
>>658603
If he does that he will have wild crackhead sex that will blow his mind then when he wakes up her boyfriend will have moved in.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.658605 del
>>658601
It's a jewish surname


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.658606 del
>>658586
The hunting scenes were well done in P1.
>(except when they're stalking the predator in the slaughterhouse).
And which is copypasted from Alien/Aliens, as we concluded.

>>658584
>>658593
Yes. Progenitor of Hungarians. In one version of medieval origin explanations.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.658607 del
>>658606
Fox owns both aliens and predator franchises, so it wasn't really stealing.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.658608 del
>>658477
What colour is your piss?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.658609 del
>>658607
But it was copypasting.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.658611 del
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>>658610
Gazza with the bants


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.658612 del
I drink a lot of fruit juice in this weather.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.658613 del
>>658612
Refreshing.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.658614 del
>>658612
I wonder if that just makes you more thirsty?
I had to get up to have some water. Waiting for the smoke detector now.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.658615 del
I might make a website called webersbedsheetstracker.com


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.658616 del
I used to wave at the smoke detector. I thought there could be a camera in there.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.658617 del
>>658616
If you’re in Pajeet’s air bnb, there probably is


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.658618 del
It’s still the 14th somewhere I’m sure


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.658619 del
Just remembered the NEET who had planted a microphone in his housemate’s bedroom ceiling so he could listen to him root his girlfriend.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.658620 del
>>658619
That whole situation got a bit disturbing.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.658621 del
>>658620
Yes it was pretty bad even by our standards


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.658622 del
In bed smiling for no reason


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.658623 del
>>658622
You are happy.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.658624 del
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>>658622
You are American.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.658625 del
Americans do those fake smiles that don't reach their eyes.
In the early days of photography people did not "say cheese" like they do now. They did not smile. The photographs were better.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.658626 del
>>658625
>Americans do those fake smiles that don't reach their eyes.
Yes. When someone smiles due to happiness, all his face muscles move. The fake smile only needs the muscles that move the mouth.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.658627 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=okxuQeFg4gY [Embed]

Fuckin hell cruisey


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.658628 del
>>658627
>everyone just let them steal the shit
>They fled without being caught
See that's the thing about stores not hiring security, the underpaid staff won't do shit. It only takes a few joggers working out that 30 staff will all just watch them steal shit before these types of thefts spike.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.658629 del
>>658628
If you try and stop them one of the little cunts might pull out a knife.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.658630 del
Garn the veer into a road train


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.658631 del
>>658630
Do not do that please NEET. You are loved and appreciated here.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.658632 del
>>658630
PartyNEET at it again.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.658633 del
Vegemite and cheese sandwiches in the press.
Binge watching Scott Rea (butcher vids).
4am NEET life.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.658634 del
morning neetbros
>>658633
morning mate


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 18:01 [Preview] No.658635 del
>>658631
>>658632
he could stop if he wanted to


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 19:23 [Preview] No.658636 del
>>658630
Do it faggot


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.658637 del
>>658585
Based.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.658638 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.658639 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.658640 del
>>658630
Sleep tight GoonerNEET


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.658641 del
>>658634
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.658642 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:23 [Preview] No.658643 del
>Self-confessed 'secret eater' whose weight ballooned to 20 stone after she ate 15 slices of bread DAILY loses 9 stone after getting stuck in a plane seat
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11637321/Self-confessed-secret-eater-weight-ballooned-20-stone-loses-9-stone.html


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.658644 del
mording


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.658645 del
>>658644
i walked across the lane to the hen house


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.658646 del
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>Grinning Goblinoid is carried away by police as officers clash with group of climate protesters at demo at German village being razed to make way for a coal mine
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11637821/Greta-Thunberg-carried-away-police-demo-German-village-razed-make-way-mine.html


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.658647 del
>>658644
Good morning NEET.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.658648 del
>>658646
I want to rape her.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.658649 del
I might haunt a NEET tonight.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.658650 del
>>658648
Tate no!


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:41 [Preview] No.658651 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.658652 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.658653 del
>>658652
hello gm neet


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.658654 del
>>658653
I have never been genetically modified this is vile slander


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.658655 del
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MathNEET:
The first formula for calculating the n-th decimal digit of pi (without calculating all the preceding digits) was found by Simon Plouffe in 2022.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.658656 del
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NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.658658 del
>>658656
Did you add that word to the picture, or did it already exist?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.658659 del
I immediately failed not wanking. I need to plan something for when I wake up so I don't just go straight to having a wank instead. Will mean less of this place since it will mean less internet on my desktop in general to fight the wanking woes.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.658660 del
https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/drivers-road-rage-act-divides-viewers/news-story/9947704e58d12073adf852eaf420982a
>An outraged boat owner has taken matter into his own hands to drag another car away from his trailer.
>The video, shared on Facebook by Landos Down Under on Saturday, showed a white Land Cruiser tied to another car, which was parked next to a blue vehicle with a trailer.
>The larger vehicle then drove off, with the other car being dragged behind it as tyres screeched.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.658661 del
>>658659
I failed the same way this morning, NEET.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.658662 del
>>658658
I replaced braaaappp


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.658663 del
>>658661
I need to find a way to channel my horny into something more constructive. Even if it's just walking outside for half an hour, that's a lot better than sitting at my computer for an hour wanking.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:19 [Preview] No.658665 del
(10.06 KB 638x124 bazinga!.png)


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:20 [Preview] No.658666 del
>>658663
I didn't get out of bed to do it.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.658667 del
>>658666
same, except my morning shit


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.658668 del
sugar-free mondster for breakfast
man shake for lunch
chicken tiddy and salad for dinner
that's the plan anyway


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:39 [Preview] No.658669 del
>>658660
Boat ramps can be feral places.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.658670 del
>>658669
Can be. Doesn't help when retards without boats are parking in the trailer bays.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.658671 del
(230.40 KB 1388x1600 FmeEpUqXkAEbkMM.jpg)
(23.96 KB 487x430 FmeEpUrXEAARSQl.jpg)


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:50 [Preview] No.658672 del
(37.08 KB 471x565 bingo.png)
Apparently this is a red flag bingo for men from some women only social media group.
I got 16.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.658673 del
>>658563
Good to hear, perhaps she was out on a debauch.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.658674 del
>>658670
I am not sure if that ramp was public or private, but private ramps have better access and the fee (flat rate) are not that expensive if you are using it regularly. Public boat ramps can be bumper to bumper as people wait to use them. I can understand their rage.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:54 [Preview] No.658675 del
>>658674
Motherbat's council patrol and issue fines for non-boat trailer vehicles in that carpark.
You also have to pay for your car and trailer is parked there.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:56 [Preview] No.658676 del
(96.03 KB 1024x1024 Fhfr3tRWQAIjzfv.jpg)


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.658677 del
(474.13 KB 605x675 Untitled.png)


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.658678 del
>>658668
Trust the plan.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:00 [Preview] No.658679 del
>>658672
>not having an iPhone is a red flag
16 for me as well. 2 will be going away this year, not that I care about the opinion of whoever made that image nor the people that genuinely care about it.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.658680 del
I once overheard a conversation between two women on the bus where one of them decided to break up with a guy she seemed to like a lot because he didn't have any gay friends.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.658681 del
>>658680
A lot of normies are psychopaths.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.658682 del
>>658680
I don't really have any friends, and nobody that could serve as a best man. I guess that would be a deal breaker too.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.658683 del
>>658682
We'll all come to your wedding.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.658684 del
Just had two mangos. I made some chocolate soft serve this morning.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.658685 del
>tfw unsure if poo reference or not


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.658686 del
>>658682
If I were to get married then I hope my wife has a brother or male cousin I like, because he'll have to be my best man. I don't even have other male relatives I could pick as my best man. Luckily it will never be a real concern for me.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.658687 del
I am available to be best man at NEET weddings in exchange for food and whisky.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.658688 del
>>658685
You know.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.658689 del
>>658688
I was only a little unsure.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.658690 del
(1.69 MB 808x720 NjYAW1pAV0wxWb2r.mp4)


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.658691 del
>>658689
Coincidentally, would you like some ice cream?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.658692 del


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:25 [Preview] No.658693 del
lol tamil indians have a pongal festival on jan 15


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.658694 del
>>658671
is that thing a jewess?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.658695 del
>>658694
two very similar looking goblinoids
both in the news recently for group sex and other deviant activites


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.658696 del
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What are you doing to celebrate chinese new year neets?


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.658697 del
I'd love to go on a chocolate binge today


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.658698 del
>>658697
Too bad. Diet time.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.658699 del
>>658677
Aboslutely based


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.658700 del
My healthcare plan would be a revolver with a single bullet in case I get really sick.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.658701 del
>>658700
you'll want at least 2, in case you flinch


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:02 [Preview] No.658702 del
(209.64 KB 1024x1024 hackers.jpg)
(981.03 KB 1473x2225 alien1.jpg)
This week's womboflix movies will be Hackers (1995) on Saturday starring Jonny Lee Miller and Angelina Jolie, and Ridley Scott's Alien (1979) on Sunday starring Sigourney Weaver, a bunch of poms, and one very tall negro in a rubber suit.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.658703 del
>>658702
Should be good.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.658704 del
>>658701
Maybe even three in case one is a dud.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.658705 del
>>658704
Or 4, in case he's a really bad shot


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.658706 del
>>658702
Exciting times ahead.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:12 [Preview] No.658707 del
>>658672
Anyone could have made this, i wouldn't give it any thought.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.658709 del
>>658708
They're potato scallops.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.658710 del
>>658677
>fumbled around with a few spear chuckers too
My sides. And look what the old coot got for being sympathetic.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.658711 del
I need to quest for milk today.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.658712 del
>>658711
May your journey be full of bobbies.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.658713 del
>>658656
Well memed.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:41 [Preview] No.658714 del
I finally did the dishes.
My ash tray was so vile I had to scrape the nicotine resin off with a butterknife before I could wash it.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.658715 del
>>658656
Dr. BEAN


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:45 [Preview] No.658716 del
>>658697
Go for it NEET. Get me a block of Caramilk please.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.658717 del
>>658714
Well done NEET.
I have to do my dishes pile too. I should have done them yesterday as the temperature favoured such a task, but I didn't have the required energy.
They are starting to smell.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:49 [Preview] No.658718 del
>>658708
We have always called them fritters, but I was never allowed to have them as they were considered unhealthy.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:49 [Preview] No.658719 del
>>658718
They can be a bit oily, but very tasty. You missed out.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.658720 del
>>658717
You should invest in paper plates that way you can just throw them out after a week or two of usage.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.658721 del
tater cakes for breakky


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.658723 del
might wax my butt crack


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:58 [Preview] No.658724 del
>>658723
Sounds complicated.


NEET 01/15/2023 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.658725 del
>>658723
I think it would look good on you.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:17 [Preview] No.658726 del
(377.53 KB 519x296 neets9.png)


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:18 [Preview] No.658727 del
>>658723
Do your sack and back as well m8


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.658728 del
>>658721
I used to love having hash browns for breakky, along with baked beans. I'd used the hash brown to mop up the baked bean sauce


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.658729 del
When someone describes themselves as a self trained martial artist does that mean they watch a lot of movies?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:21 [Preview] No.658730 del
>>658729
Probably. Might own a book or something.
I don't think anybody outside of the media and nerd culture believes in martial arts anymore. UFC/Pride have shown those oriental dance moves are useless against street fighters.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.658731 del
>>658729
Womboflix will be running an entire training course later in the year, from the karate kid to sonny chiba. Go from noob to ninja in just a few weeks of lying in front of your monitor watching movies.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.658732 del
>>658731
Next time Possum bullies me for my lunch money he will be in for a shock!


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.658733 del
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Lots on the to-do list today. Finally home alone again. Need to tactfully call the real estate agent a Jewish cunt and threaten them with VCAT if they don't return my bond. Need to apply for jobs. Need to call cenno. So much to do, so little energy.

>>658630
Bad FIFO, bad!

>>658671
Imagine a network of $26B and banging a solid 4.

>>658677
kek

>>658682
Same

>>658702
Can we add Blackhat (2015) to our hacking moofie list.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.658734 del
Bitches ain't shit.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.658735 del
>>658733
>threaten them with VCAT if they don't return my bond.
You should be doing it in writing so you have a record, which they cannot deny.

>So much to do, so little energy.
It all sounds do-able.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.658736 del
>>658734
What about shitty bitches?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.658738 del
>>658737
nuro.jpg


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.658739 del
>>658736
There is one on that cooking board.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:50 [Preview] No.658740 del
The weather is quite cool here today, nice to get out of the shower and not start sweating.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.658741 del
>stir frying
>meat is stewing
>has olives in it


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.658742 del
>>658740
It is also cooler where I am today.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.658743 del
>>658741
You practically have your NEET meat in Olive.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.658744 del
Looking up local guides on googlemaps.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:57 [Preview] No.658745 del
>>658743
I'll need to triple wrap my NEET stick at the minimum before I stick it in that whore.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 00:58 [Preview] No.658746 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:00 [Preview] No.658747 del
I am off on my quest for milk,sugar,fruit juice and treats.
Doth any goode NEET perchance wish of me to quest for thou upon the way?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.658748 del
>>658746
One big mushroom head.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:03 [Preview] No.658749 del
>>658747
No thanks, but thank you for asking NEET.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.658750 del
>>658747
Could you get me a handful of salami, silverside and ham please?
Also a 6 pack of rolls and some sweet mustard pickles.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.658751 del
>>658747
Sir neet i seeketh a bag of BEANS.
For my need need urgent, verily i will reward thee


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.658752 del
>>658741
Nasty neet


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.658753 del
Microwaved angus steak.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.658754 del
Seroquel withdrawal.
I might commit an act of violence against a real estate agent.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:20 [Preview] No.658755 del
>>658754
>Seroquel
Terrible stuff.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.658756 del
Calling mong incorporated
>waiting music horribly recorded
>gives estimated wait time over and over
>your estimated wait time is 17 minutes 3 seconds
>your estimated wait time is 17 17 minutes one second
>some medieval ass waiting music
>please leave number and we'll call you back
JUST


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.658757 del
(8.48 KB 183x182 1584830298588.jpg)


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.658758 del
Mong incorporated said I've got external issues with three separate providers. Mong Corp denies responsibility, says i must chase providers.

This is like dealing with fucking roof plumbing subcontractors


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:48 [Preview] No.658759 del
>>658758
>external issues with three separate providers
What does that mean?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.658760 del
>>658754
is seroquel worse than benzos? All these sleep meds seem to have the same side effects.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.658761 del
Finally got my 3rd separation certificate
Big cenno payday soon


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.658762 del
>>658760
Seroquel isnt a sleeping med.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.658763 del
>>658759
Imagine you bought eggs from a supermarket, they were broken, you called the supermarket and they told you it was the farmers fault and that you should call the farmer.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.658764 del
Took a shit and now my arse hurts.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.658765 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.658766 del
>>658760
I don't know what benzo withdrawal is like, although I'm supplementing my halved seroquel dose with temazepam
The mong stack is what I'm calling it


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.658768 del
>>658767
Hairy man arm


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.658769 del
But hark, what boong through yonder window breaks?
'Tis NEET returned from foriegn lands with an abundance of treats.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.658770 del
the burp of a ziploc bag full of eggs


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.658771 del
>>658768
Spic genes, cost of doing business for her arse.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.658772 del
What do you call this art-style?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.658773 del
>>658772
Shitty


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.658774 del
Went outside to look for deliveries.
The neighbour was pulling in.
I an back inside.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.658775 del
>>658774
>Went outside
Your first mistake. Ausneets will provide all your life needs.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.658776 del
>>658767
Can you go a day without posting that thing?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.658777 del
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The new wiksy arrived in a spiffy tube.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.658778 del
>>658776
She is like sunshine and oxygen for the discerning NOOT.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.658779 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.658780 del
>>658776
You don't like her?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.658781 del
>>658767
I'd make her worship my carrot


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.658782 del
>>658780
Can you go a day without posting that thing?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.658783 del
>>658777
Thought that said GlenDrongo


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.658784 del
Brushed my teeth.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.658785 del
>>658783
We shall distil that at the Commune.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.658786 del
Doing some power company mogging.
Garn get a mongout of a $2+k bill.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.658787 del
>>658772
AI assisted drawing.
Drawing with a digital brush (PS,paint) is very different from tracing and digital tracing.

It looks like the artist has started with reference material, used a program to trace the image, then used another program to render the image.

Depending on how this is done it can take a lot of skill or no skill at all, if the reference image is a HD photo with meta, the trace is styalized, and the render is abstract it can take zero skill.

But it becomes harder when the reference is something like a sketch or a poor quality photo, the trace needs to be a likeness (not the program identifyinga dog and pasting in a generic dog trace), and the render needs to be a likeness (not just making a mesh texture for the background, textures etc).

You can legitimately use these programs to trace your hand sketches, render tedious details like the texture of cement, while keeping the image in format you can still edit (for example to add shadow)


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.658788 del
>>658786
Has the mong been growing choof?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.658789 del
Medium rare roast chicken.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.658790 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.658791 del
Got that full body opioid-like feeling for some reason


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.658792 del
>>658788
Just mong things, door open and aircon at 16.
Bill was bsed of estimates over a couple years.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.658793 del
>>658790
Juicy.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.658794 del
>>658792
>estimates over a couple years
I was under the impression they were only allowed to do this for two consecutive quarters


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.658795 del
Still not doing the census


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.658796 del
>>658792
Bloody mongs


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.658797 del
The McCormick bag has kept in a lot of the moisture.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.658798 del
>>658787
Ahh, thanks.
>trace your hand sketches, render tedious details like the texture of cement
Would this be useful in traditional animation? As in, drawing some rough sketches and using it to add in the detail?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.658799 del
>>658795
There's another census?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.658800 del
>>658794
Thats part of my argument.
He thought he was $600 in redit but then changed company.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.658801 del
>>658800
>$600 in reddit


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.658802 del
>>658800
The mong should have to suffer the heat till he pays it off.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.658803 del
Possum was $600 in reddit once.
Thats based off an estimate though.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.658804 del
>>658774
It's best to go outside early or late in the afternoon.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.658805 del
ausneets - mongs in heat edition


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.658806 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.658807 del
I want to give free alcohol to recovering alcoholics


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.658808 del
BIG HOT HORNY MONGS


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.658809 del
>>658803
Cruisey said he'd suck me off for a million dollars but didn't specify the currency so I used Zimbabwe dollars which rounded down to nothing.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.658810 del
>>658789
Best way to have them.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.658811 del
We should all take a trip to the Heart Attack Grill for a snack.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.658812 del
>>658809
Based.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:22 [Preview] No.658813 del
>>658811
where's that?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.658814 del
Some mongs like it cool but they don't know how cool till they try
Some mongs like it cool but the power bill makes them cry


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.658815 del
>>658813
'MURRICA!!!


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.658816 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.658817 del
For example if your background is a wall of spikes this is tedious to draw by hand, autistic Japanese people would do it but that's about it.
But then your wall of spikes casts a complex shadow, which spike casts a shadow over which other spike? You could spend a week measuring angles, or you could just trace the spikes, render them digitally, then render in the shadows with mathematical precision. AI could take 4 hours to do this while you jack off to hentai, rather than the artist spending a whole week with a protractor.>>658798

So your really just passing asspain elements through the AI and back to regular drawings. The difference is noticeable but not necessarily bad.

But then you've got those Chinese cartoons where they are actually using a crude dk64 tier model, dropping frames, then rendering texture over the entire thing. Looks like total ass, WOW esthetic without technical accuracy or artistic merit.

When people shit on AI that's why, it's not the AI it's the misuse of AI as a corner cutting.
Angle grinders have a bad rep, but that's because of how widely they are abused rather than being unfit for purpose


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.658818 del
>>658813
Next to the Harry Pottr bar and just down the road from the duck restraunt.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.658819 del
>>658811
I don't think weber would be heavy enough to get the free food.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.658820 del
>>658816
A burger can be 10 days worth of calories.
>>658819
He's got the money to bankroll the trip for us though.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.658821 del
>>658817
Thanks mate, I've saved both of your posts to look at again later.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.658822 del
>>658819
yeah I can't actually eat ridiculous volumes of food like seppos do
10 nuggers in addition to a large zinger combo is about my limit


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.658823 del
>>658809
Probably knew he was workingforfree


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:28 [Preview] No.658824 del
Glen Drongo slouched up to Detergent, the smell of stale goon wafting in minutes before he arrived.
"ay 'tergent buddy,be a mate an shout us a drink ay" he whined,pawing at Detergents shirtsleeve with his grubby paws.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.658825 del
>>658813
Ampol on Pt Wakefield.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.658826 del
>>658824
Lol, made me snort


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.658827 del
>>658822
I was referring to:
>Customers over 350 lb (160 kg) in weight eat for free, if they weigh themselves on a scale before eating.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.658828 del
>>658827
You could make a fake arse from two goon casks to gain 8kg and then empty them in the loo later.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:31 [Preview] No.658829 del
Maybe we can get a skellie over 20kg to ride on weber's shoulders with a trench coat on?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.658830 del
Heart attack grill and the seepage spill


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.658831 del
What we need to do is get each of the execs to eat a skellie first and then regurgitate them in the dunnies after the weigh in.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:35 [Preview] No.658832 del
Turns out the bill is actually for almost $7k and they reduced it to 2.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.658833 del
>>658832
Fucking hell, they already got mong mogged.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.658834 del
I wish I had a mong herder to help me with the real estate agent


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.658835 del
Can I get 5k free electricity if I convince them I'm a mong?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.658836 del
>>658832
for how long have they not paid their bill and why did they continue to provide service?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.658837 del
Going to need to do another poo.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.658838 del
>>658761
Based.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.658839 del
>>658827
Oh right. They probably figure people over 160kg aren't going to live long enough to visit more than once or twice.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.658840 del
>>658824
Well written.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.658841 del
>>658840
yes, apart from pawing and paws in the same sentence


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.658842 del
turned the cool zone on


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.658843 del
Day 40 on the wagon
Laughing for no reason


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.658844 del
>>658843
40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.658845 del
>>658817
Good post.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.658846 del
>>658824
My hope has been restored.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.658847 del
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I told Possum to get some Zooper Doopers and this is the shit he comes back with.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.658848 del
>>658847
Green one please.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.658849 del
>>658845
Thanks neet.i never wanted to do art but sometimes i have to get shit done.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.658850 del
>>658836
Estimates for three years.
Got the ombudsman doing my job for me now.
Still garn charge.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.658851 del
>>658850
>Still garn charge.
Bossman power move.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.658852 del
>>658850
>Estimates for three years.
Is their electricity meter somewhere hard to access?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.658853 del
>>658851
As good a use as any other for tax dollars.
Might put a pineapple in the chinaman.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.658854 del
If Weber doesn't go to the doctor soon we might have to send one of the NEETs in to take a look at his prostate.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.658855 del
>>658853
>Might put a pineapple in the chinaman.
Stay away from that greedy Chinaman.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 03:48 [Preview] No.658856 del
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>>658854
Tones on standby.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.658857 del
>>658854
We need posso and DavoNEET to start an intervention. Physically block the delivery pajeets from webers property


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.658858 del
>>658854
You're going to need four to hold him down, while the fifth does the dirty work.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.658859 del
If he claps his cheeks the NEET doing the exploring could be maimed or killed.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.658860 del
>>658858
They will have to wear seepage protectant hazmat suits


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.658861 del
>>658857
Garden hose with nails in it. MIM his connection to spoof the location of his device. Build a giant cardboard minarete on his house and play the prayer call whenever pajeet comes. Put a Pakistan flag on the front gate. Block the road with toilets from the tip.

You could probably L shaped ambush uber eats if you blocked the road with porta potties, threw spiky hoses behind the car, drove pajeet out of the car with strong language the run a train on him when he's in the gutter sobbing.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.658862 del
need to find some tv that will make me laugh neets - what can I watch?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:17 [Preview] No.658863 del
Can't even get in the phone queue to cenno


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.658864 del
>>658862
Curb Your Enthusiasm.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.658865 del
>>658863
You need to spam dial it. I think 30 or 40 calls in a row should be enough.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.658866 del
>>658862
I always get a laugh out of Resident Alien.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.658867 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FIkp3nQHr-8 [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.658868 del
>>658867
Yummy, did the install meet this concern with that new tap thing?
>There is a high risk of sewage contaminating the drinking water supply if an installation is non-compliant or no high-hazard backflow-prevention device is installed.
https://www.vba.vic.gov.au/news/news/2020/vba-issues-health-warnings-over-diy-bidets-and-alternative-toileting-devices


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.658869 del
>>658868
doubt it


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.658870 del
>>658869
although it might be upstream of the toilet room as a whole


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.658871 del
>>658867
They would be handy, do a poo, have a shower and brush your teeth all at the same time.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.658872 del
>>658868
How the fuck do you get sewage backflow from a tap


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.658873 del
>>658872
Some NEETs have very powerful poos.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.658874 del
>>658872
I do not understand the specific mechanics behind it, but I would assume that blasting caked off shit allows for the possibility of bacteria and viruses getting into the hose tap water, which would spread through the system.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:47 [Preview] No.658875 del
>>658865
They don't even put me in a queue, they just automatically hang up. Imagine being a pensioner or a proper mong


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:50 [Preview] No.658876 del
>>658875
Keep dialing continuously, or ring at 8am or whenever they open in your state for the relevant line.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.658877 del
>>658874
basically this
this is why they also tell you not to use a garden hose to try and clear a sewer pipe blockage


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:55 [Preview] No.658878 del
Downloading a bank statement for my claim
Cringing hard at the thousands withdrawn at the cas


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.658879 del
sorely tempted to get on the white mondsters, but it's so late in the day I would have problems sleeping


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.658880 del
I saw Lana Del Ray's boob once.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.658881 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/courts-law/carol-clay-and-russell-hill-murder-allegations-against-pilot-gregory-lynn-to-be-revealed/news-story/c92aa7172053848e40fd506feb6ffdd8
>Mr Milikovic told the court he heard a single gunshot at about dawn
>In November, the court was told the testimony of ballistics expert Paul Griffiths – particularly about “bullet trajectory” – was crucial to the case, indicating the Melbourne pair may have been shot.
Did he kill both of them with the one shot?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.658882 del
Possum once killed the jenkins brothers with one bullet - all 7 of them


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.658883 del
>>658882
I heard he wanked them to death.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.658884 del
>>658781
I don't understand what you mean. Please elaborate and be explicit.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.658885 del
>>658862
Gilmore Girls.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.658886 del
Washing in, had a shower, brushed mein teefs, three loads of dishes done. Exhausted.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.658887 del
>>658884
He would put his carrot on an altar and get her to dress up in an orange robe and pray to it.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.658888 del
>>658877
>not to use a garden hose to try and clear a sewer pipe blockage
I have never done this but I have never considered it. Good to know.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.658889 del
>>658878
You were very charitable back then.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.658890 del
>>658886
Well done NEET some wagies don't do that much.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:28 [Preview] No.658891 del
>>658886
You did well NEET.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.658892 del
>>658888
NEETs should also not use a garden hose to try and clear arse blockages.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.658893 del
I did not like that murder at all. Some creep with a drone out stalking people in remote spots and then disappearing them. Very unsettling. I'm glad he was caught.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.658894 del
>>658893
The guy who got killed was stalking other campers/hunters with the drone.
He also deliberately chose a camp site amongst other campers instead of picking one of the other spots away from people like a sane person would do.
Cops also said he was known for his attitude/temper, and all but said they weren't surprised somebody reacted negatively and killed him.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.658895 del
Possum is known for his attitude/temper.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.658896 del
>>658886
Well done.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.658897 del
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NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.658898 del
I can't believe a neet reported an Olive post as "spam".


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.658899 del
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NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.658900 del
Six hundred and fifty eight thousand nine hunderd


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.658901 del
>>658900
and one.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.658902 del
>>658903
You mong.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.658903 del
>>658898
Which NEET? We shall lynch him!


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.658904 del
Lonely
Want a girlfriend


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.658905 del
I'd spam Olive Olive up the bum with my NEETstick.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.658906 del
Im the goonman!


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.658907 del
>>658902
I just reported you for bullying future posters.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.658908 del
>>658904
gf2023?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.658909 del
Falling asleep.
Going to go the gym in a few hours. First time in about a fortnight.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.658910 del
>>658908
Maybe. The Bolivian might be coming back to Melbourne soon. I was going out with her in 2019.
She told me she has a crush on someone and now I'm woed even though that's retarded


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.658911 del
>>658910
She will lead you astray again.
If she loves you, she will relocate to Wagga and wear a burqua.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.658912 del
Neets are always getting theirs hearts broken by harlots.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.658913 del
>>658912
the strain must spread


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.658914 del
Cruisey is the worst harlot of all.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.658915 del
Looking at jobs on gumtree. The chinky is looking for dishwashers again lol. They keep burning through them but the chinkette boss doesn't seem to understand why.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.658916 del
I watered the tomaters, now I must water the baby tomaters.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.658917 del
Contemplating having a feed and a nap. What say you?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.658918 del
>>658917
I say thee nay varlet! Get thee to a harlot.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.658919 del
>>658917
we'll have a wank while you have a nap


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.658920 del
>>658916
They are thirsty little creatures.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.658921 del
Might have a raw onion.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.658922 del
I had forgotten how badly the gooner lifestyle fucks with your energy levels. The grog fucks up your sleep quality and you just feel tired all the time.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.658923 del
Hello NEETs. Shitty day at the wage. How are are we all holding up ?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.658924 del
>>658922
Just have a little bump of meth to even things out.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.658925 del
>>658923
Hey NEET doing alright thanks, yourself?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.658926 del
>>658923
feel like a neet zombie


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:34 [Preview] No.658927 del
>>658922
how many standards have you had?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.658928 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sNwmpY1KuK0 [Embed]

Drinking piss in thongs and bathers.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.658929 del
Got a bowl of feed. Hair is nice today.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:37 [Preview] No.658930 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.658931 del
>>658929
You shouldn't eat hair NEET


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.658932 del
>>658927
None today. Yesterday was about 20 I think. Quite a bit for me. Been drinking like that for a few weeks now.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:40 [Preview] No.658933 del
>>658931
Depends on how nice it is.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.658934 del
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NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.658935 del
>>658931
He'll be coughing up fur balls next.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.658936 del
Possum called me rebel scum when he caught me trying to sneak into his bunker once.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.658937 del
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NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.658938 del
Really tired still.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.658939 del
>>658937
>Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL green bin!


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.658940 del
>>658928
Living your best life.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.658941 del
Weber said Taika Watiti is a good director once.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.658942 del
>>658941
>good director
There are many sick things in the world. I do not believe that is one of them.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.658943 del
Going to have a nap. feeling very tired. going to collapse for a bit.
Good night neets.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.658944 del
>>658912
The HA still hasn't said merry christmas or happy new year


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.658945 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.658946 del
>>658937
that possum has seen some shit


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.658947 del
>>658943
Goodnight NEET.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.658948 del
>>658943
G'night NEET


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.658949 del
>>658932
>Yesterday was about 20 I think. Quite a bit for me. Been drinking like that for a few weeks now.

Time for the wagon


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.658950 del
fucken uber eats app just popped up and said "chicken knight on your mind?"
cunt app is trying to sabotage me


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.658951 del
>>658946
kek what happened to his face.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.658952 del
>>658951
dunno
the forehead dimple almost looks like somebody shot him with an air rifle


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.658953 del
>tfw my phone never tries to sell me things


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.658954 del
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>>658950
It knows what you need.
I wonder who could be behind it.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.658955 del
>>658953
>feeling lonely
>nobody every contacts me
>phone bloop blorps
>it's a fucking advert for junkfood


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.658956 del
>>658953
Mine stays silent for many months .


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.658957 del
>>658954
>I wonder who could be behind it
chickendinner


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.658958 del
>>658956
Based and NEET pilled.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.658959 del
(3.48 MB 576x918 6exHAxmh.mp4)


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.658960 del
>>658950
Delete it
Uber eats is for faggots and women


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.658961 del
(1.70 MB 576x1024 U9VlXntg.mp4)


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.658962 del
>>658960
it's the uber app for a car, but it also hassles about food


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.658963 del
(117.15 KB 1170x1158 lol.jpg)


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.658964 del
There's a heat wave in my NEET cave
But I stay brave, unlike the wage slave
The fucks that I gave,
Still at that meff rave
In that bitch grave
Just like my mate Dave

The way that I pave
You need a head shave
You better behave
Before I engrave wif mah aftershaaave
Boi!


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.658965 del
>>658960
Do you only aprove of manly men that don't like women and only like other men?
Because I hate to tell you but those guys are gay.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.658966 del
I wonder what a drunk downie is like


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.658967 del
>>658966
BO banned two of them a few weeks ago


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.658969 del
>>658967
Then that tragic helicopter crash happened.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.658970 del
>>658959
I didn't like the start but I liked the ending.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.658971 del
>>658961
Noice!


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.658972 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.658973 del
>>658969
If only it had been maintained properly.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.658974 del
On the hunt for a new desktop wallpaper


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.658976 del
Fuck me lol


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.658977 del
>>658973
He was spending way too much time in the lab.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.658978 del
>>658975
Totally untrue.
I banned you. I am a university drop out. I am also not BO and verifiably not a chink. You have serious mental problems that cause these delusions. Poor neet lore!

>employed and living in paradise
Based chain lubing toiletsleeper


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.658979 del
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I curse all the NEETs with a good nights sleep tonight!


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.658981 del
Might curse myself with some choof


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.658982 del
>NURO could nuke the board with Spam
Spend all night in the workshop turning on airplane mode?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.658984 del
>>658894
I did not know that is what happened. So the old bugger was a pain in the bum then.
He probably got asked nicely to stop flying his gay drone over everyone and became rude and belligerent and ended up getting himself and his mistress shot. A sad situation but an avoidable one.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.658985 del
>>658983
Post tits or fuck off


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.658987 del
(451.25 KB 1030x677 cr3.jpg)


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.658989 del
>>658979
Thanks pepe Wizzy.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.658990 del
How long do you think it will be before he buys an eeb to make the impersonations more realistic?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.658991 del
IGA conspiracy theorists are Nuro apologists


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.658992 del
>>658979
Based.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.658994 del
(17.04 KB 300x307 pepes_laughing.jpg)
>unban me or I shall cut and paste some more!
>you will never survive my leet hacker skillz!


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.658995 del
>>658993
Why would anyone want you around when you threaten to spam the board?
You need to face the fact that none of the posters here voice an opinion that you shouldn't be banned.
Literally no one likes you. Go back to namefagging on 4chan


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.658996 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.658998 del
I'm sorry if I created work for you with the downie post, BO. Didn't realise it was lurking.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.659000 del
>>658986
no, thats nuro.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.659001 del
Imagine not posting an eeb and expecting people to think you are nuro


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.659002 del
>>658993
go away please


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.659003 del
>>658944
Have you?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.659004 del
>>659003
To her? No. I messaged her before she flew back to poo poo land and she said she would keep in touch.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.659005 del
>>659004
She's probably been married to one of her cousins by now.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.659007 del
>>659005
Yeah, I figured she was at the very least in the company of a brother or uncle or something.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.659008 del
Imagine being so fucked in the head that you would impersonate someone slightly less fucked in the head but more interesting than you for attention.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.659009 del
>>658991
Yep, they are pathetic and trying to bring it back here.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.659012 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b_IpgKzy75E [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.659013 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.659014 del
Up from my nap. Seems I missed most of the big nuro spergout. Still feel sluggish. Not going to the gym now. Won't go tomorrow either due to the heat. Time to just boong it up until Wednesday I suppose.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.659015 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=h4Bq69HfR0Y [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.659016 del
drunk man in workshop toilet furiously refreshing IPs so he can threaten to spam a board if they dont let him chit chat


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.659017 del
Extra lean beef mince.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.659018 del
>>659017
Cooked in what manner?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.659019 del
>>659018
With taco seasoning and kidney beans.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.659020 del
>>659014
>to just boong it up until Wednesday I suppose.
That wont help the lifting will it? maybe a couple of early nights goon free would be better.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.659021 del
>>659019
Noice may I have some please


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.659022 del
>>659019
Sounds good.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.659023 del
>>659021
I'm a hungry NEET, come near me and you will lose a finger.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.659024 del
>>659020
Yeah, I was being optimistic. I am out of grog and intend to not buy/drink any more for a while now.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.659025 del
>>659019
Wrapped in two layers of paper towel and 95 seconds in the microwave.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.659026 del
>>659023
So it's a finger for a feed?
Hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.659027 del
>>659025
How long do you microwave a finger for? asking for a friend


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.659028 del
Got an engagement party to go to in a week.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.659029 del
Thinking of buying a pressure cooker.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.659031 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.659032 del
>>659029
Tiffin?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.659034 del
>>659031
The food will be good. Lots of free piss. Should be fun.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.659036 del
>>659027
I think you would need to remove the fingernail otherwise it would spark like foil.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.659038 del
>>659032
He's already too highly pressureized.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.659040 del
>>659032
No. Please apologise for that mistake.
>>659034
Eat and drink a lot.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.659041 del
>>659034
Have a party NEET, you deserve it.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.659044 del
>Instead NURO has just decided to not waste the oxygen and let the board die.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.659045 del
>>659032
Well bantered.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.659046 del
>>659030
>Nofun is some chink University student who dropped out
I'm not a dropout, nor a chink. Are you embarrassed about the fact you flunked your introductory criminology course?
>CHINKOID hive apartment block
I live in Davoren Park, in a house.
>fatty female roomate
She isn't fat.
>NoFunBO
I'm not the BO. I wouldn't have hesitated to ban you and do the silly probation shit that he did.
>first chance he got
False, he banned IGA pretty quickly and gave you multiple chances to improve your behaviour but you kept sperging out.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.659048 del
>>659044
We just can't keep up with a hackerman like nuro


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.659049 del
>>659044
Beautiful video. That laugh was my reaction upon reading it.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.659050 del
>>659048
I heard he hacked Webers arsecam once.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.659051 del
>>659047
His kinsmen are getting lit up by Russian artillery and he is posting this shit.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.659052 del
>>659050
Big snoop?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.659053 del
>>659051
How fat are his kinsmen?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.659054 del
>>659052
That was the week he didn't post here.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.659055 del
>>659053
Probably not very.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.659056 del
>>659055
Artillery fire is a good way to lose weight.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.659057 del
>>659046
>Are you embarrassed about the fact you flunked your introductory criminology course?
Not only does no one like him after years of posting but he doesn't even know who nofun is, after all the shit he has blamed nofun for.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.659058 del
>>659051
His performances are getting more dramatic.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.659059 del
Niko might be one of the best performance artists of the past decade


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.659060 del
Might buy these


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.659061 del
>>659060
It will be an embarrassing trip to hospital to have them removed.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.659062 del
>>659061
I was going to use them to cheat at pool but now that you mention it ...


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.659063 del
(2.20 MB 1980x1000 bouncy.webm)


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.659064 del
>>659058
I think he has lost it.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.659065 del
>>659063
That is much better bouncing than the other one.
I aprove these boobs and their motion.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.659066 del
>>659061
Straight down the NEET stick.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.659067 del
>>659014
Go to the gym cunt


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.659068 del
>>659065
I agree.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.659069 del
>>659064
Crazy people are encouraged to become more crazy for our entertainment these days.
I kinda think it's a good thing it gives them work and keeps them off the streets.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.659070 del
Messy mango moments.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.659071 del
>>659067
Yeah, I am currently tossing it up.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.659072 del
>>659063
I like the dress thing she is wearing in the hamburger movie.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.659073 del
>>659060
How much?

>>659062
Hot!


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.659075 del
>WARNING: Keep Away From All Children! Do not put near or in nose or mouth. Swallowed magnets can pinch and stick together across intestines causing serious injury or death. Seek immediate medical attention if magnets are swallowed or ingested.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.659076 del
>>659071
Just go. I'm doing my first chest day since the shoulder incident.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.659077 del
>>659074
Expensive but not bad. Even chinks don't like selling larger magnetic balls any more. Smaller sizes there are heaps of sellers.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.659078 del
Honey gold mangos are a $1.50 each, didn't even need to put them down as a cheaper mango this time. They are turning me into an honest NEET.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.659079 del
>>659077
When I worked in plastics we would use small but very strong magnets to hold acrylic panels together while the glue set.
I lost a lot of finger skin from pinches from those.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.659080 del
(25.86 KB 900x596 boiger.webp)


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.659081 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.659082 del
>>659081
weber picture


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.659083 del
I might become a scrum master at atlassian tomorrow


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.659084 del
>>659079
That sounds painful.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.659086 del
>>659083
Are you a code monkey?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.659087 del
>>659085
REEEEEEE


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.659088 del
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/insane-price-of-bag-of-chips-at-woolies/news-story/9ad8b194828cfed9a221d03804b5fc0d
>Red Rock Deli’s cult honey soy chicken variety is on offer for a staggering $6.30 for a 165g bag


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.659089 del
>>659079
Can they be used to squeeze arse cheeks together and tighten up a loose gape? Asking for a friend.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.659090 del
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>>659085
>"technical issue"


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.659091 del
>>659090
Well Peped.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.659092 del
>>659088
Have to be on bossman money.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.659093 del
>>659092
I doubt even cruisey could afford them. Clearly they are aimed at the exclusive DSP neet market


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.659094 del
>>659093
>DSP neet market
One day we will all reach the promised land.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.659095 del
>>659090
I was waiting for it.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:36 [Preview] No.659097 del
>>659096
Thanks Dan.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.659098 del
I'm on the highway to Dans


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.659099 del
>>659095
The NEET rituals must be completed.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.659100 del
At the train station. Going to the gym.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.659101 del
>>659100
Choo choo!


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.659102 del
>>659098
Highway to the dan zone


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.659103 del
>>659100
Pack of Bertie Botts please.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.659104 del
>>659100
Canyou get me some crack from the boong at the station please.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.659105 del
>>659104
What's his passphrase?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.659106 del
>>659105
Hey bro you got some crack for us ay bro


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.659107 del
>>659105
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wbkSICKLgbU [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.659108 del
On the train. Going to get late when I get there. Hopefully I don't get raped by boongs on the way back.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.659110 del
>>659108
If you do get raped by boongs would you mind livestreaming it for us?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.659111 del
>>659108
Post workout log after


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.659112 del
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NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.659113 del
Noisy boongs. Got asked for a smoke.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.659114 del
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>>659111
No, I'm embarrassed about how much weaker I am due to all this boonging.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.659115 del
(42.79 KB 622x521 10181473.jpg)


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.659116 del
Fired up the PS3 after a few years. Pleasantly surprised I only had to install one system update and create a device password before I could sign back into the network.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.659117 del
>>659115
After the events of Boxing Day and Boxing Day++ and Boxing Day+++, I do not play these games with myself.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.659118 del
I have an adjustable bench and adjustable dumbbells in my room.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.659119 del
Watch Dogs was in the drive still. Has it been 2014 since I played? No. It can't be.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.659120 del
The boongs got thrown off the train for not having tickets.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.659121 del
>>659119
Getting old NEET.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.659122 del
>>659121
might kill some npc niggers before bed


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.659123 del
What was that game where you could hunt aboriginals?
I think it got banned quickly


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.659124 del
(65.01 KB 634x360 ba.jpg)


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.659125 del
I was going to make a cup of tea.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.659126 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=elf59v2ldsY [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.659127 del
>>659123
Survival Island 3


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.659128 del
Niggers Tongue My Anus 3


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.659129 del
I might watch a movie.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.659130 del
my existence is just one long fail


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.659131 del
>>659130
Want a cup of tea?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.659132 del
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>>659130
I was just thinking that about myself.
Anxiety and depression weighing heavily on me.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.659133 del
>>659130
>>659132
It's only natural since we live in a fallen world.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.659134 del
The good thing about burping is I get to taste dinner again.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.659135 del
Got offered work
>25$ per hour
>standing
>10 hour shift
>sleep in a caravan on a farm
I fucking hate boomers.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.659136 del
Are Pajeros shit?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.659137 del
Back from gym not train NEET, was a subpar session. In my defence it was packed and I accidentally wore some old small shorts that almost let my balls hang out
Cat is desperate for attention. A few days in town slutting it up and now she wants to be spoiled.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.659138 del
The good thing about buttplugs is I get to taste dinner again.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.659139 del
>>659137
I notice my gym is emptied out by 11. Prime time is 11pm to 4am.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.659140 del
>>659137
>was a subpar session.
Some sessions will be like that. The key is to stay consistent. Keep going and progress will come.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:29 [Preview] No.659141 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.659142 del
>>659140
Yeah I have been slacking, which is disappointing given its so early in the year. The shoulder was better this time though, did dumbbell press instead of barbell. Much better contraction too, gonna drop bb press from the routine.
Back day tomorrow.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.659143 del
I hope FIFO is okay.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.659144 del
>>659143
I think he died while drink driving


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.659145 del
>>659144
Has anyone claimed his fleshlight yet?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.659146 del
>>659144
That would be a sad end.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.659147 del
I always hoped we'd get a NEET called FIFUM as well.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:45 [Preview] No.659148 del
The junk in the trunk.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.659149 del
(1.51 MB 3000x4000 20230116_212456.jpg)
Back from the gym. Had a good session. There was a girl squatting nearby so I made sure to do really well. Haven't lost much strength oddly enough. I only deadlifted and benched, thought about squatting but I did enough work with the deadlift that I didn't have it in me.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.659150 del
>>659149
Well done NEET.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.659151 del
>>659149
What did you bench and dead?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.659152 del
>>659151
A barbell. 85kg for 5x5 on the bench, 135kg for 5x5 on the deadlift. I was expecting to be doing worse after a fortnight off and the drinking but I am happy with where I am. Encouragement to not continue being a boong at least.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.659153 del
>>659152
Those are good numbers NEET. Well done.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.659154 del
>>659153
Your a good number.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.659155 del
Payday tomorrow.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.659156 del
>>659152
Are bench presses risky to do alone?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.659157 del
>>659152
>Encouragement to not continue being a boong at least.
That's why I told you to go.
Welcome to the Anti-Boong Lifting Club


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.659158 del
>>659147
Fofum you silly doofus


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.659159 del
>>659157
I like lifting boongs and you can't stop me.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.659160 del
>>659156
The power rack has arms on it to prevent the bar from crushing you should you fail to complete the rep.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 12:18 [Preview] No.659161 del
>>659160
I might look into the bench press next time I go to the gym, I just do dumbbell chest presses at the moment.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 12:35 [Preview] No.659162 del
Jesus will fix it.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.659163 del
>>659162
God helps those who helps themselves.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.659164 del
I spent my whole life being psychologically tortured.
I let it go on too long but because it started when I was so young it took me a long time to realise what had happened.
And all the mental damage made me too retarded to be properly independent.
I am free now but I took too much permanent damage. Too damaged to be able to enjoy life. It is too late now.
Just going to miserably creep to my early grave.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.659165 del
We're all woeful.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:09 [Preview] No.659166 del
>>659119
I played Watch Dogs until just now.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.659167 del
>>659166
You enjoyed it so much you lost track of time.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.659168 del
Woe woe woe. Oh the woe has woed me so.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.659169 del
some faggot on aus/pol/ told me to come here


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.659170 del
>>659167
It’s a shitty game. I spent most of the time just stealing cars and mowing down people


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.659171 del
>>659169
Hello NEET. Are you the guy who had the breast reduction operation?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.659172 del
>>659160
>The power rack has arms
And yet it never gives me a hug


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:13 [Preview] No.659173 del
>>659171
bradleys a good kid


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.659174 del
>>659172
Well bantered.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.659175 del
Suffering
Think I had too many nicotine lozenges
Nauseous


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.659176 del
>>659175
Always read the label and consult your GP if pain persists


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.659177 del
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Has Cruisey been advertising us on Aus/pol/ again?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.659178 del
Listening to some music on the Youtube.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rQSmfR1_SVE [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.659179 del
>>659177
I am completely serious when I say that he should be banned for doing so. The sort of people who are still on 4chan are extremely low quality and we do not want them here. Just remember that nuro was from there nearly four years ago. We have only just gotten rid of it and do not want to pick up another.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.659180 del
>>659179
I am from there myself so I can't get self-righteous and advocate pulling the ladder up after me.
There may be some young NEETs of value still there, yearning for more but not knowing about us here.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:31 [Preview] No.659181 del
Chopping down trees.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.659182 del
>>659177
I don’t think it’s him. Probably the tantrum chucker from earlier this evening


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.659183 del
Just watched a movie.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:37 [Preview] No.659184 del
>>659183
Which one?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:41 [Preview] No.659186 del
>>659184
Baby Driver. Fell off at the end but I like how they integrated the soundtrack into the movie.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.659187 del
>>659186
I didn't like it afterwards but I enjoyed watching it. Definitley fell apart towards the end. It was fine until it started trying to be more serious.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.659188 del
>>659185
>two gel blasters
>possession of firearms without a licence.
I really hate this government.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.659189 del
>>659186
I watched that the other week. The girl was pretty


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:44 [Preview] No.659190 del
>>659186
>Baby Driver.
7.6/10 on imdb. Not bad. I remember liking it.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.659191 del
>>659187
Yeah, didn't like the tone shift. I've only seen the Cornetto Trilogy of Wright's, never liked The World's End when I watched that one.
>>659188
The nanny state... state of this country is embarrassing. The past couple of years has made me lose a lot of respect for the country and it's people which sucks since I actually like this country.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.659192 del
>>659190
>7.6/10 on imdb.
Thank you, I was concerned about what other nobodies thought about it.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.659193 del
>>659189
>>659189
She is English, I had assumed she was some sort of spic.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.659194 del
>>659192
Individually we are all nobodies, but when we combine we make a mighty faggot. The wisdom of crowds is real.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:50 [Preview] No.659195 del
>>659194
>The wisdom of crowds is real.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.659196 del
All this web3 shit really died down fast
I bet the tech recruiter women I had on linkedin aren't even remotely embarrassed


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 13:56 [Preview] No.659197 del
>>659196
You never had no tech recruiter woman you liar.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.659198 del
im connor from aus/pol/
who the fuck are youse


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.659199 del
Just realised that Morfydd Clark also has weird eyes.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.659201 del
>>659200
Read the board rules.
Nuro was a lolcow here. He is permanently banned but he still posts here occasionally out of desperation. We do not like to talk about him.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.659202 del
Connor is a bad home name.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.659204 del
All new neets are iga until proven otherwise
Especially when they seem to be a meme from post one


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.659205 del
>>659204
Yeah, fuck it. Ban them all.
The short posts all in lowercase without punctuation do indicate IGA although IGA wouldn't upload a 3.54MB photo.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.659206 del
>>659203
Na bro we too busy shaggin the staceys at the club cuz


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.659207 del
>>659206
>staceys
*gins


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.659208 del
Auspol has a weird culture. It's so forced. Bunch of normies trying to revive the old 4chan ways. We were way ahead of the times on 8ch/aus/


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:11 [Preview] No.659210 del
>>659209
Fuck off we're full.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.659212 del
Yeah it's iga he's trying too hard as usual.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.659213 del
Fuck you Cruisey.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.659214 del
The likes of Nuro and IGA is the reason gatekeeping is a good thing.


connor NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.659215 del
fuck this shit im going back to aus/pol/
bet youre all boomers chinks and poos anyway


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:16 [Preview] No.659216 del
>>659215
Don't let the door hit your fat arse on the way out mate


connor NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.659217 del
its not fat its bone :3


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.659218 del
even the tranny was a better attempt than this


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.659219 del
I need to throw off my anxiety and become a real man.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.659220 del
>>659218
What happened to the tranny?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.659221 del
>>659220
IGA got bored of that character.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.659222 del
We need some kind of capcha that requires a bulge pic


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.659223 del
>>659221
It seemed too knowledgeable about tranny shit to be IGA.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.659224 del
>>659223
Would it really be surprising for IGA to know a lot about tranny shit?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.659225 del
>>659224
I guess not.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.659226 del
Make all new neets take a quiz on trannys and ban them if they get too many questions right.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.659227 del
Sweep in front of your own door before pointing out the street is dirty.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.659228 del
A rolling stone gathers no mongs.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:56 [Preview] No.659229 del
A choofing herder achieves no hustle


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:58 [Preview] No.659230 del
>>659203
I have an 8 footer in the shed.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.659231 del
Who was that Connor guy?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.659232 del
Need to get my shit together friends.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 15:04 [Preview] No.659233 del
>>659232
Less talk more action


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 15:09 [Preview] No.659234 del
>>659233
Need to get organised.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.659235 del
Spent an embarassing amount on amazon proucts recently.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.659236 del
>>659235
Show us what you got?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.659237 del
>>659236
*big boy?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 15:22 [Preview] No.659238 del
I might look into The Salvation Army as a possible Christian group to join.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.659239 del
>>659236
I bought some stainless steel pots and pans, monitor raiser. Knives, pc chair, monitor, keyboard and mouse (which were shit - thanks for not recomending me something better) and other stuff.
About 2k.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.659240 del
Goodnight NEETs.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.659241 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 16:07 [Preview] No.659242 del
d100 + Urination Skill Points + (average of Health and Hand-Eye Coordination skill modifiers) +/- ("Time Since Last Urination vs. Ounces Drunk" modifier)


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 16:09 [Preview] No.659243 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 19:23 [Preview] No.659244 del
morning neets, slept 8 hours for once, feeling ok


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.659245 del
>>659193
You need your eyes checked


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.659246 del
Neets, do you drink the tap water and if not, what do you do instead for water? Should I switch over to bottled water?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 20:23 [Preview] No.659247 del
>>659164
>Just going to miserably creep to my early grave.
That reminded me of the NEET who said he was half-way through life.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.659248 del
>>659239
You can return it all for free if you have the boxes.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.659249 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.659250 del
>Amazon delivery driver's fingertip is left in customer's letterbox after it got caught and ripped off as he posted a parcel
>>WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: Gareth Thompson, 40, tore the tip off his finger 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11639787/Amazon-delivery-drivers-fingertip-left-letterbox-ripped-posted-parcel.html


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.659251 del
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>Fuming Indigenous woman slams Coles for selling 'waving flags' ahead of Australia Day: 'Really testing my patience'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11640275/Coles-selling-Australia-Day-flags-ignites-fury-Indigenous-woman.html


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.659252 del
Fuck a massive apple.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.659253 del


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.659254 del
>>659177
It's a ploy to get more customers for UMM PTY LTD.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.659256 del
39 today


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.659257 del
>>659256
Happy boithday mate. One year left to lose your virginity before turning 40.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.659258 del
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NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.659259 del
>>659256
Happy birthday NEET!


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.659260 del
Detergent Jones went to see Dr. Rich Tapestry MD


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.659261 del
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NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:17 [Preview] No.659262 del
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NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:18 [Preview] No.659263 del
>>659250
They are shit letterboxes to push things into.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.659264 del
>>659135
Fuck that.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:24 [Preview] No.659265 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PSrO55KS6VY [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:25 [Preview] No.659266 del
>>659256
Happy birthday NEET unless that's the temperature.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.659267 del
>>659246
I just drink tap water.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:29 [Preview] No.659268 del
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NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.659269 del
you all know damn well it is the temperature


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.659270 del
>>659267
Same, It hasn't hurt me yet.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.659271 del
garn aldi to pick up some cool aids for the day ahead - you neets want anything?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.659272 del
>>659271
Not if you're getting aids, not cool NEET.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.659273 del
>>659271
Two boxes of green zooper doopers please.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.659274 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0ZLb_zP-jVg [Embed]


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.659275 del
>>659271
30kg of lifetime bans


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.659277 del
>>659276
Disgusting whore.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 23:47 [Preview] No.659279 del
>>659239
Material goods will not fill the void within.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.659280 del
>>659279
Does being a pretentious cunt fill that huge void in your arsehole?


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.659281 del
Chicken breast for brekky.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.659282 del
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>>659279
>fill the void within


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.659283 del
>>659239
You shouldn't buy important stuff sight unseen online. Suss it out in the shops first.


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.659284 del
don't feel like doing anything today again, might have a second white mondster and play some vidya


NEET 01/16/2023 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.659285 del
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>>659279
...depends on the goods


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:12 [Preview] No.659286 del
I might print some money for the government.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:18 [Preview] No.659287 del
>>659286
great, more debt


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.659288 del
>>659287
We will soon have more trillionaires than even Zimbabwe!


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.659289 del
Morning cunnies
Mummybot has suggested withdrawing my super to pay off the slapper.
Everyday I further realise how much her confidence makes up for her lack of intelligence. Some of the shit she says and does is just so dumb.
Haha, wamen, amirite


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.659290 del
>>659289
How much is owing on the card and what is the interest rate?
Can you turn it into a bank loan and pay it from your dole money?


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.659291 del
>>659290
Better yet, why can't she clear it and you repay her at a better rate than a bank loan?


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.659292 del
>>659290
10k, 13% I believe.
I've got it paused for the next month and a bit.

>>659291
Despite selling the house for 800k+ and buying her new one for ~500k, I think she has mostly blown the rest on home maintenance and new furniture and shit. That or she put a lot of it into her super. Always complaining about not having enough money and having to work even though she could almost have retired if she was smart about it


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:32 [Preview] No.659293 del
>>659292
> if she was smart about it
She's smart enough to keep your ungrateful arse off the streets.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.659294 del
>>659292
>10k, 13% I believe.
fuck
you had it paid off or down to a couple of thousand at one point
bankruptcy might be an option


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.659295 del
>>659292
Your dole payment will match the interest.
This is like one of those reddit AITA posts where thye leave 90% of it out.
Is mum perhaps worried about how long she is going to be paying for her adult sons entire life?


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:37 [Preview] No.659296 del
>>659289
Good morning. You should stop shit-talking your mummybot. She must be a saint to have taken you in and to put up with your bad attitude.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.659297 del
>>659292
>When you owe the bank $500 they own you, and you're fucked if you don't pay it back. When you owe the bank $500 million you own the bank, because they're fucked if you don't pay it back
Go and get a bigget loan, your only way out now is to gain control of the bank


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.659298 del
>>659295
>>659293
>>659296
I'm not ungrateful I'm just surprised at some of the shit she says

>>659294
>>659295
It should be easily doable once I have a wage


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 00:47 [Preview] No.659299 del
>tfw you want to bitchslap monk really hard


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:02 [Preview] No.659300 del
McDolan's potato fritters (I will not call them scalops) are disgusting. You get two in a packet with a sachet of chicken salt shaker seasoning stuff. I ate one without seasoning and one with.
The batter is basically their chicken nugget batter. It does not work with potato and is very chewy.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:08 [Preview] No.659301 del
>>659300
Stop eating that Jewish poison


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.659302 del
I'm up. Hot today. RIP webby.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.659303 del
>>659302
Thank you. I have to do some work today on my big boi computer, which is at the opposite end of the house to the cool zones.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.659304 del
Heard some gossip about Bill's sisterbot that made me feel better about my situation a little bit.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.659305 del
>>659299
don't do it, he'd enjoy it


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.659306 del
>>659305
his eyes would fill with tears after the third or fourth successive slap


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.659307 del
Might go buy a roll with roast lamb and gravy on it for lunch from this place that sells roast meat. You neets want anything?


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.659308 del
>>659307
I'll have the same, cheers.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.659309 del
>>659307
Ask them to trim the fat off mine please.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.659310 del
ambulance parked in my driveway, maybe one of the oldies around here is having a heart attack or something


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.659311 del
>>659310
get them towed


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:48 [Preview] No.659312 del
I have enabled remote desktop on my big boi computer so that I can use it from the cool zone.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.659313 del
At cenno, a kid is sperging out because his iPad is flat

>>659303
What other computer(s) do you use? Which rooms are they in?


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.659314 del
>>659313
I have a couple of laptops that are in the cool zone.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.659316 del
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>hey there everyone, it's been a bit wild for me recently. I'll start making more content really soon, love ya!


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.659318 del
>>659317
she probably has a boyfriend now


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.659319 del
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>>659318
DELETE THIS!


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.659320 del
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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.659321 del
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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.659322 del
>>659304
What's the goss NEET?


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.659323 del
Lots of tradies at the roast meat roll place - it's the kinds of food favoured by working class white guys, in spite of being fairly expensive nowadays


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.659324 del
Cenno was easy
Putrid hot in the NEETcave


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.659325 del
>>659323
Lunch bars in industrial areas used to be the best places to get a good big cheap feed.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.659326 del
>>659325
Those places are almost always shitty chink joints


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.659327 del
>>659322
Bill relayed to my Sisterbot that he heard his Sisterbot on the phone to their Motherbot, where she was whining that they had $800,000 left on their mortgage, a $200,000 bank loan for travel that they did, and she needs to borrow more money for this stupid shop she is opening.
Don't feel so bad about living in Lizbef, owing the back less than $100k, and owning everything else.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.659328 del
>>659327
No reason to feel bad at all mate, you use your brain and they don't.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.659329 del
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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:51 [Preview] No.659330 del
>>659300
Thank you for the review.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.659331 del
>>659329
This guy understands the importance of cinematic tension - he should've directed predator 2


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:53 [Preview] No.659332 del
>>659330
You're welcome, NEET.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.659333 del
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>>659300
>tfw no neet council tick of approval


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.659334 del
>>659333
get your fritters and boigs from the local greek fish and chip shop


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No.659335 del
>>659327
I've got a friend my age that earns 130k and lives with his mum paying $100 a week for 4 years now.
He was boasting to me last time I saw him that he'd saved nearly 20k in that time.
He doesn't drink or do drugs either, I've no idea what people spend it on.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.659336 del
>>659335
If he doesn't have any hobbies or obvious vices, he's either lying about is income or he's giving it camwhores or something


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.659337 del
>>659336
He does buy all the latest gadgets and computer parts as soon as they come out and he plays that warframe game that is meant to be a money trap.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.659338 del
But yeah, where's the other 300k.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.659339 del
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Reading a Dredd story where a criminal hides inside an exec.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.659340 del
>>659339
up he bumhole?


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.659341 del
>>659340
Yep, Dredd has him injected with elephant laxatives


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.659342 del
>>659339
I get the impression whoever writes those comics does not like overweight persons.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.659343 del
>>659342
He nearly always writes them as nice people but he does put them in horrible situations.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.659344 del
I want to stock on plastic straws before faggots ban them but they're all gone what do


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.659345 del
>>659339
a possible way to fund the neet compound?


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.659346 del
>2:30
>about to drink a big white mondster
If I can't get to sleep tonight, I want you guys to remind me of this


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.659347 del
>>659345
It could work, the Exec guy was visiting his brother in protective custody and the other guy snuck in up his arse to assassinate someone in there.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:28 [Preview] No.659348 del
>>659344
Maybe you can buy some online


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.659349 del
>>659348
i see some on ebay but will i get fucking fined if they deliver after 1 feb? thanks schwabby


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.659350 del
>>659347
Why didn’t the Exec fellow just clench him out.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.659351 del
>>659349
How would they even know?


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.659352 del
>>659350
He didn't notice for a while, the guy aneathatised his arse.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.659353 del
Aren't they just banning the single sale of them with meals?


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.659354 del
Left the Cool Zone to have a shid. Quite warm and smelly in here.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.659355 del
>>659352
Did poos fall out of him while he was numb?


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.659356 del
>>659354
Foetid?


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.659357 del
>>659355
Not in the story but it is a gaping plot hole.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:35 [Preview] No.659358 del
>>659353
You can't buy them at the woolies near me anymore, even the "party" ones


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.659359 del
Possum stole my curly straw once


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.659360 del
I think even after they're banned you can still buy plastic straws from pharmacies.
They might ask you why you need them, but I don't know about that. Just tell them you are buying them for a mong relative who needs one to drink through.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.659361 del
tbqh I never liked straws anyway, real men scull their drinks straight from the container


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.659362 del
>>659361
Agreed.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.659363 del
>>659361
This is known. I even pull the lids off mcdolan cups to chug the thickshake or whatever


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:40 [Preview] No.659364 del
>>659360
Cruisey might be able to bulk import them under a mong equiptment license.
He can corner the market in black market straws.


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.659365 del
>>659362
>>659363
good to see not all neets are soy


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.659366 del
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>>659360
hope so, i like my nummy nummy dwinkies thanks anon
would "knowing they are banned because of a globalist conspiracy" count as me being mong?


NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.659367 del
>>659364
black market straw dealers will have to smuggle them in their gapes, the neet with the biggest gapes being the best earners