How does he do it?

hi

Gonna try to have my last wank for a week.

>>658456
Good luck NEET.

>>658455
Hello there.

>>658457
Hopefully the porn detox will help.

Movie begins in 10 minutes neets https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

For the last three years or so I have suspected I'm a schizoid. I take it there is no point in going to see a psychologist or anything, right?

I smashed my thumb between the top and bottom window frames.

Get in here neets, we're watching Predator 2 https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>658463
You may want to find one who specialises in treating schizoids

>>658464
Well done, take tomorrow off and recover.

>>658463
What makes you think you are?

>>658463
You should definitely talk to a professional about it. Don't self diagnose.

>>658466
I'm not sure such a person exists in this country. I guess someone specialising in PDs would be the best option. Do you think it could help with anything?

>>658469
>Don't self diagnose
I haven't. I said I suspect it.
>>658468
Reading the symptoms list. I used to suspect I was a bit autistic but SPD seems to fit better. It doesn't fit perfectly or anything so I am not very confident in my assessment.
I don't want to go through the hassle of seeing a psychologist if there is nothing they can do for me.

>>658471
You should give a psychiatrist a try. Your starting position should not be "there's nothing they can do for me". Each individual case is unique.

>>658464
Ow
>>658473
Ow

>>658474
my thumb still hurts

>>658475
It'll probably ache a few days

I've been putting these sheep electrolytes in my water for a while now and I legitimately feel like I'm on stimulants. I think it's the thiamine. It only cost $4 at the farm supply shop for like a year's worth.

>>658477
We'll run you through the sheep dip next and you'll feel like you're flying.

>>658477
Have you felt the urge to chew grass at all?

>>658478
We shall get a fine crop of wool from him next winter

>>658479
Little bit. I don't need the salt lick as much anymore though, so the electrolytes are working.

>>658472
>psychiatrist
Why a psychatrist and not a psychologist?

>>658477
I've noticed your coat has been nice and glossy.

>>658483
My pee looks like yellow highlighter ink

>>658480
He will make excellent dooners.

>>658485
Make sentimental garments from his fibers.

>>658479
10k will have to start growing more for him.

>>658487
Kek

squalid dwellings

do you believe in evolution?

Salt blocks will be placed around the commune for any neet that has decided to identify as an animal.

>>658491
No the dinosaurs are fake

>>658492
They make a good door stop. Just give it a quick slurp on the way in or out for the day.

I wonder what the most nutritionally dense foods are, like what the fewest foods a human needs to eat to get all the vitamins they need.

>>658490
Based.

I identify as being dead.

>>658495
They say you can live on just potatoes for a long time.

>>658498
I've heard that, I'm pretty sure people will die from suicide before any malnutrition on a potato only diet.

>>658498
You'd end up Irish

>>658499
I'll just remove my renal.

>>658495
Olive grool.

>>658499
What is the problem? Is that too much? Can't he just have less?

might transition to bed

>>658506
You will never be a bed.

Just been tired all day. Might get on the piss.

Any anime recommendations. Don't know what I'm looking for.

>>658506
Goodnight.

>>658509
Use the google.

>>658509
Boku no pico.

>>658509
Only anime I usually watch is Studio Ghibli.

Olive did an anime once.

>>658495
Peanut butter

>>658514
Motion capture hentai?

>>658516
Big demon tentacles

Personality disorders aren't real

Smoke detector went off two minutes after I lay down.

>>658509
Attack on Titan.

>>658506
Good night.

>>658519
Time to get that stick out.

>>658519
I have knocked one off the ceiling with a hammer before

>>658519
He's ready to party.

>>658525
Weber?

Want to see Olive dressed as Sponge Bob. Preferably just yellow paint covering her naked torso.

>>658518
I am just several personality disorders wrapped in skin.

>>658527
No. Thinking about it though

>>658528
Then she can wipe the sweat off you with herself

>>658530
If it's beeping at regular intervals it could be the battery back up

>>658519
>Smoke detector
They are nothing but trouble. I removed or disabled them in every house I ever lived in.

>>658533
It’s a 10 year lithium battery unit that is unserviceable

>>658534
Once those spic genes kick in and her looks really start to decline you'll see her ramping up the sluttiness so as to maintain the attention.

>>658536
Ah, it's probably just a cunt then.

>>658538
The Bunnings reviews would suggest so

beep beep

>>658540
Reported!

Contemplating whisky.

Going to take a shit (I'm actually going to leave, not take, one.) and then go for a run.

>>658543
The good old shit'n run.

>>658542
Have a nice glass of water instead.

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/final-moments-of-doomed-yeti-airlines-plane-caught-on-camera/news-story/c7462f1c5d2a397cad092329361334b1
I have to say Nepal isn’t a country I’d think of flying with.

>>658546
Fish shid in it

>>658477
It's got electrolytes.

>>658546
There is water in whiskey.

>>658549
I get my electrolytes from a fork in the toaster. It is perfectly safe if you deionize it in the microwave first. The sparks are from the electricity leaving it.

>>658551
You still need some lytes though

>>658087
>Hollywood hasn't gotten much better at it in the decades since, and frequently does much worse.
Heh, that's for sure.

The Japanese name for Attack on Titan translates as "The Attack Titan" which makes sense given the plot.
But the English language version changed it to "Attack on Titan" which sounds kind of cool but makes no sense at all.

>>658555
It sounds like someone attacked Jupiter's (?) moon.

>>658556
Exactly. But Titan is not a place in the anime.

>>658555
That happens a lot with English titles of foreign movies and TV shows. La casa de papel shit show translates to The House of Paper, yet it's English title is MoNeY hEiSt. La sombra de la ley translates to The Shadow of the Law yet it's English title is GuN cItY. Obviously aimed at American audiences.

translate my arse daddy uwu

>>658558
Sometimes they will change a British title for American audiences.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone in the USA.

Harry Potter and Weber’s Kidney Stone

>>658559
traduce mi culo papi

The cat is finally back in my NEET cave. Hadn't seen her for a few days

I saw a conga line of rats on the move in the back yard.

>>658561
We need to get him to the doctor. Saint Mungo's.

I shit on Nuro's bed once.

>>658563
Positive development

>>658563
That is good news. Hopefully it ate a lot of native wildlife while it was out there.

>>658567
I used his pillow case to wipe my arse once

>>658569
She was coming back in to eat but never around. The dog chased her up a tree a few days ago. Now she is acting desperate for attention, like a poster on this board...

>>658563
She traveled to the big smoke to see Puss in Boots at the cinema

Big cup of chicken and noodle soup.

>>658565
You can still post on /ck/ if you want

Fully /ck/ mate.

>>658574
kek

Thanks to neetbros who came to watch Predator 2 tonight, sequel to the great first movie we saw last year on endcorner, shortly before womboflix came into being.

Predator 2 has a lot going for as an action movie it - it looks great, the violence is very R-rated, the larger than life characters with excessive firepower, and it steals all the best scenes from Aliens and the first Predator.

It's also lacking some things. It lacks Arnie. It lacks Jessie Ventura. It lacks ol' painless. But what it lacks most of all is the tension of the first movie. A huge part of what made the first movie so intense was all the tension director John Mctiernan created having his cast being stalked in the jungle by the predator. Predator 2 misses that.

>>658578
>lacks most of all is the tension of the first movie. A huge part of what made the first movie so intense was all the tension
Yeah, it was who is the hunter and the hunted?
But also the Predator was a mystery and the audience did not expect that. Who killed all those people in the jungle? Cannibals? etc. For second round, everyone knew from the start what's up.

Has a NEET ever donated to a scam charity?

>>658578
Trivia - the director of Predators (2010) is Nimród Antal, a hungarian, as shibs pointed out to me in the chatroom. He also directed The Whiskey Bandit, a hungarian film that we saw last year on endcorner.

>>658578
thank you for putting on the show for us ProjectionistNEET.

>>658580
I used to give quite a lot of money to young women in need.

>>658580
I laughed inappropriately when the girl at the KFC drive thru window asked me if I wanted to donate to a charity once.

>>658579
It is, but a lot of scenes in Predator have huge amounts of tension in them even if you know about the predator. The second mostly fails at that (except when they're stalking the predator in the slaughterhouse).

>>658585
I hate it when they ask at coles

>>658585
Based. Unless I can see first-hand the impact my donation will have then I consider the charity to be a scam.

>>658585
nobody's ever asked me that at kfc, I must look poor

I am an apex predator.

https://www.twitch.tv/auroralgames

woman coder moment

>>658579
They failed the formula, Alien and Terminator both did suspense film then action film and got it right both times.

>>658584
Isn't a nimrod a ancient word for a hunter?

>>658587
It’s fucken offensive when big chain stores ask. Rich cunts could donate millions and not affect their bottom line, but expect their customers to stump up

>>658594
I want to tell them to fuck off but it's not the poor woman at the counters fault.
Some cunt will yell at her if she doesn't say it.

Domestic dispute going on down the street. Young woman named Brooklyn banging things and yelling.

>>658596
>Brooklyn
I imagine her as a crackhead already

>>658595
Yeah I know. Same reason I don’t get huffy with them about the empty shelves or week-on-week price increases for the same items

>>658594
They want to be the conduit for the money because it gives them leverage over the charity. Plus they can claim credit for raising the money, rather than the cunts they bullied who actually worked for the money

>>658597
Same with the name Cheyenne.

>>658600
Crystal is a dead give away

Krystal Meffs, worn out old crackwhore could be a new character.

>>658596
Go and rescue her

>>658603
If he does that he will have wild crackhead sex that will blow his mind then when he wakes up her boyfriend will have moved in.

>>658601
It's a jewish surname

>>658586
The hunting scenes were well done in P1.
>(except when they're stalking the predator in the slaughterhouse).
And which is copypasted from Alien/Aliens, as we concluded.

>>658584
>>658593
Yes. Progenitor of Hungarians. In one version of medieval origin explanations.

>>658606
Fox owns both aliens and predator franchises, so it wasn't really stealing.

>>658477
What colour is your piss?

>>658607
But it was copypasting.

>>658610
Gazza with the bants

I drink a lot of fruit juice in this weather.

>>658612
Refreshing.

>>658612
I wonder if that just makes you more thirsty?
I had to get up to have some water. Waiting for the smoke detector now.

I might make a website called webersbedsheetstracker.com

I used to wave at the smoke detector. I thought there could be a camera in there.

>>658616
If you’re in Pajeet’s air bnb, there probably is

It’s still the 14th somewhere I’m sure

Just remembered the NEET who had planted a microphone in his housemate’s bedroom ceiling so he could listen to him root his girlfriend.

>>658619
That whole situation got a bit disturbing.

>>658620
Yes it was pretty bad even by our standards

In bed smiling for no reason

>>658622
You are happy.

>>658622
You are American.

Americans do those fake smiles that don't reach their eyes.
In the early days of photography people did not "say cheese" like they do now. They did not smile. The photographs were better.

>>658625
>Americans do those fake smiles that don't reach their eyes.
Yes. When someone smiles due to happiness, all his face muscles move. The fake smile only needs the muscles that move the mouth.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=okxuQeFg4gY [Embed]

Fuckin hell cruisey

>>658627
>everyone just let them steal the shit
>They fled without being caught
See that's the thing about stores not hiring security, the underpaid staff won't do shit. It only takes a few joggers working out that 30 staff will all just watch them steal shit before these types of thefts spike.

>>658628
If you try and stop them one of the little cunts might pull out a knife.

Garn the veer into a road train

>>658630
Do not do that please NEET. You are loved and appreciated here.

>>658630
PartyNEET at it again.

Vegemite and cheese sandwiches in the press.
Binge watching Scott Rea (butcher vids).
4am NEET life.

morning neetbros
>>658633
morning mate

>>658631
>>658632
he could stop if he wanted to

>>658630
Do it faggot

>>658585
Based.

>>658611
kek

>>658624
kek

>>658630
Sleep tight GoonerNEET

>>658634
Good morning NEET.

mording

>>658644
i walked across the lane to the hen house

>>658644
Good morning NEET.

>>658646
I want to rape her.

I might haunt a NEET tonight.

>>658648
Tate no!

>>658650
kek

>>658641
>>658644
>>658647
G'morning

>>658652
hello gm neet

>>658653
I have never been genetically modified this is vile slander

MathNEET:
The first formula for calculating the n-th decimal digit of pi (without calculating all the preceding digits) was found by Simon Plouffe in 2022.

>>658344
They found her. She should be charged and billed if this was a stunt.
https://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/missing-melbourne-woman-dakota-lee-nagel-found-safe-after-vanishing-for-a-week/news-story/1ad4d087d77b1f39d04ae5fe961dd4d5

>>658656
Did you add that word to the picture, or did it already exist?

I immediately failed not wanking. I need to plan something for when I wake up so I don't just go straight to having a wank instead. Will mean less of this place since it will mean less internet on my desktop in general to fight the wanking woes.

>>658659
I failed the same way this morning, NEET.

>>658658
I replaced braaaappp

>>658661
I need to find a way to channel my horny into something more constructive. Even if it's just walking outside for half an hour, that's a lot better than sitting at my computer for an hour wanking.

>>658663
I didn't get out of bed to do it.

>>658666
same, except my morning shit

sugar-free mondster for breakfast
man shake for lunch
chicken tiddy and salad for dinner
that's the plan anyway

>>658660
Boat ramps can be feral places.

>>658669
Can be. Doesn't help when retards without boats are parking in the trailer bays.

Apparently this is a red flag bingo for men from some women only social media group.
I got 16.

>>658563
Good to hear, perhaps she was out on a debauch.

>>658670
I am not sure if that ramp was public or private, but private ramps have better access and the fee (flat rate) are not that expensive if you are using it regularly. Public boat ramps can be bumper to bumper as people wait to use them. I can understand their rage.

>>658674
Motherbat's council patrol and issue fines for non-boat trailer vehicles in that carpark.
You also have to pay for your car and trailer is parked there.

>>658668
Trust the plan.

>>658672
>not having an iPhone is a red flag
16 for me as well. 2 will be going away this year, not that I care about the opinion of whoever made that image nor the people that genuinely care about it.

I once overheard a conversation between two women on the bus where one of them decided to break up with a guy she seemed to like a lot because he didn't have any gay friends.

>>658680
A lot of normies are psychopaths.

>>658680
I don't really have any friends, and nobody that could serve as a best man. I guess that would be a deal breaker too.

>>658682
We'll all come to your wedding.

Just had two mangos. I made some chocolate soft serve this morning.

>>658682
If I were to get married then I hope my wife has a brother or male cousin I like, because he'll have to be my best man. I don't even have other male relatives I could pick as my best man. Luckily it will never be a real concern for me.

I am available to be best man at NEET weddings in exchange for food and whisky.

>>658685
You know.

>>658688
I was only a little unsure.

>>658689
Coincidentally, would you like some ice cream?

lol tamil indians have a pongal festival on jan 15

>>658671
is that thing a jewess?

>>658694
two very similar looking goblinoids
both in the news recently for group sex and other deviant activites

What are you doing to celebrate chinese new year neets?

I'd love to go on a chocolate binge today

>>658697
Too bad. Diet time.

My healthcare plan would be a revolver with a single bullet in case I get really sick.

>>658700
you'll want at least 2, in case you flinch

>>658702
Should be good.

>>658701
Maybe even three in case one is a dud.

>>658704
Or 4, in case he's a really bad shot

>>658702
Exciting times ahead.

>>658672
Anyone could have made this, i wouldn't give it any thought.

>>658708
They're potato scallops.

>>658677
>fumbled around with a few spear chuckers too
My sides. And look what the old coot got for being sympathetic.

I need to quest for milk today.

>>658711
May your journey be full of bobbies.

>>658656
Well memed.

I finally did the dishes.
My ash tray was so vile I had to scrape the nicotine resin off with a butterknife before I could wash it.

>>658656
Dr. BEAN

>>658697
Go for it NEET. Get me a block of Caramilk please.

>>658714
Well done NEET.
I have to do my dishes pile too. I should have done them yesterday as the temperature favoured such a task, but I didn't have the required energy.
They are starting to smell.

>>658708
We have always called them fritters, but I was never allowed to have them as they were considered unhealthy.

>>658718
They can be a bit oily, but very tasty. You missed out.

>>658717
You should invest in paper plates that way you can just throw them out after a week or two of usage.

tater cakes for breakky

might wax my butt crack

>>658723
Sounds complicated.

>>658723
I think it would look good on you.

>>658723
Do your sack and back as well m8

>>658721
I used to love having hash browns for breakky, along with baked beans. I'd used the hash brown to mop up the baked bean sauce

When someone describes themselves as a self trained martial artist does that mean they watch a lot of movies?

>>658729
Probably. Might own a book or something.
I don't think anybody outside of the media and nerd culture believes in martial arts anymore. UFC/Pride have shown those oriental dance moves are useless against street fighters.

>>658729
Womboflix will be running an entire training course later in the year, from the karate kid to sonny chiba. Go from noob to ninja in just a few weeks of lying in front of your monitor watching movies.

>>658731
Next time Possum bullies me for my lunch money he will be in for a shock!

Lots on the to-do list today. Finally home alone again. Need to tactfully call the real estate agent a Jewish cunt and threaten them with VCAT if they don't return my bond. Need to apply for jobs. Need to call cenno. So much to do, so little energy.

>>658630
Bad FIFO, bad!

>>658671
Imagine a network of $26B and banging a solid 4.

>>658677
kek

>>658682
Same

>>658702
Can we add Blackhat (2015) to our hacking moofie list.

Bitches ain't shit.

>>658733
>threaten them with VCAT if they don't return my bond.
You should be doing it in writing so you have a record, which they cannot deny.

>So much to do, so little energy.
It all sounds do-able.

>>658734
What about shitty bitches?

>>658737
nuro.jpg

>>658736
There is one on that cooking board.

The weather is quite cool here today, nice to get out of the shower and not start sweating.

>>658740
It is also cooler where I am today.

>>658741
You practically have your NEET meat in Olive.

Looking up local guides on googlemaps.

>>658743
I'll need to triple wrap my NEET stick at the minimum before I stick it in that whore.

I am off on my quest for milk,sugar,fruit juice and treats.
Doth any goode NEET perchance wish of me to quest for thou upon the way?

>>658746
One big mushroom head.

>>658747
No thanks, but thank you for asking NEET.

>>658747
Could you get me a handful of salami, silverside and ham please?
Also a 6 pack of rolls and some sweet mustard pickles.

>>658747
Sir neet i seeketh a bag of BEANS.
For my need need urgent, verily i will reward thee

>>658741
Nasty neet

Microwaved angus steak.

Seroquel withdrawal.
I might commit an act of violence against a real estate agent.

>>658754
>Seroquel
Terrible stuff.

Calling mong incorporated
>waiting music horribly recorded
>gives estimated wait time over and over
>your estimated wait time is 17 minutes 3 seconds
>your estimated wait time is 17 17 minutes one second
>some medieval ass waiting music
>please leave number and we'll call you back
JUST

Mong incorporated said I've got external issues with three separate providers. Mong Corp denies responsibility, says i must chase providers.

This is like dealing with fucking roof plumbing subcontractors

>>658758
>external issues with three separate providers
What does that mean?

>>658754
is seroquel worse than benzos? All these sleep meds seem to have the same side effects.

Finally got my 3rd separation certificate
Big cenno payday soon

>>658760
Seroquel isnt a sleeping med.

>>658759
Imagine you bought eggs from a supermarket, they were broken, you called the supermarket and they told you it was the farmers fault and that you should call the farmer.

Took a shit and now my arse hurts.

>>658764
Iktf

>>658760
I don't know what benzo withdrawal is like, although I'm supplementing my halved seroquel dose with temazepam
The mong stack is what I'm calling it

>>658767
Hairy man arm

But hark, what boong through yonder window breaks?
'Tis NEET returned from foriegn lands with an abundance of treats.

the burp of a ziploc bag full of eggs

>>658768
Spic genes, cost of doing business for her arse.

What do you call this art-style?

>>658772
Shitty

Went outside to look for deliveries.
The neighbour was pulling in.
I an back inside.

>>658774
>Went outside
Your first mistake. Ausneets will provide all your life needs.

>>658767
Can you go a day without posting that thing?

The new wiksy arrived in a spiffy tube.

>>658776
She is like sunshine and oxygen for the discerning NOOT.

>>658777
Noice

>>658776
You don't like her?

>>658767
I'd make her worship my carrot

>>658780
Can you go a day without posting that thing?

>>658777
Thought that said GlenDrongo

Brushed my teeth.

>>658783
We shall distil that at the Commune.

Doing some power company mogging.
Garn get a mongout of a $2+k bill.

>>658772
AI assisted drawing.
Drawing with a digital brush (PS,paint) is very different from tracing and digital tracing.

It looks like the artist has started with reference material, used a program to trace the image, then used another program to render the image.

Depending on how this is done it can take a lot of skill or no skill at all, if the reference image is a HD photo with meta, the trace is styalized, and the render is abstract it can take zero skill.

But it becomes harder when the reference is something like a sketch or a poor quality photo, the trace needs to be a likeness (not the program identifyinga dog and pasting in a generic dog trace), and the render needs to be a likeness (not just making a mesh texture for the background, textures etc).

You can legitimately use these programs to trace your hand sketches, render tedious details like the texture of cement, while keeping the image in format you can still edit (for example to add shadow)

>>658786
Has the mong been growing choof?

Medium rare roast chicken.

>>658789
wut

Got that full body opioid-like feeling for some reason

>>658788
Just mong things, door open and aircon at 16.
Bill was bsed of estimates over a couple years.

>>658790
Juicy.

>>658792
>estimates over a couple years
I was under the impression they were only allowed to do this for two consecutive quarters

Still not doing the census

>>658792
Bloody mongs

The McCormick bag has kept in a lot of the moisture.

>>658787
Ahh, thanks.
>trace your hand sketches, render tedious details like the texture of cement
Would this be useful in traditional animation? As in, drawing some rough sketches and using it to add in the detail?

>>658795
There's another census?

>>658794
Thats part of my argument.
He thought he was $600 in redit but then changed company.

>>658800
The mong should have to suffer the heat till he pays it off.

Possum was $600 in reddit once.
Thats based off an estimate though.

>>658774
It's best to go outside early or late in the afternoon.

ausneets - mongs in heat edition

>>658777
Nice.

I want to give free alcohol to recovering alcoholics

>>658803
Cruisey said he'd suck me off for a million dollars but didn't specify the currency so I used Zimbabwe dollars which rounded down to nothing.

>>658789
Best way to have them.

We should all take a trip to the Heart Attack Grill for a snack.

>>658809
Based.

>>658811
where's that?

Some mongs like it cool but they don't know how cool till they try
Some mongs like it cool but the power bill makes them cry

>>658815
oh

For example if your background is a wall of spikes this is tedious to draw by hand, autistic Japanese people would do it but that's about it.
But then your wall of spikes casts a complex shadow, which spike casts a shadow over which other spike? You could spend a week measuring angles, or you could just trace the spikes, render them digitally, then render in the shadows with mathematical precision. AI could take 4 hours to do this while you jack off to hentai, rather than the artist spending a whole week with a protractor.>>658798

So your really just passing asspain elements through the AI and back to regular drawings. The difference is noticeable but not necessarily bad.

But then you've got those Chinese cartoons where they are actually using a crude dk64 tier model, dropping frames, then rendering texture over the entire thing. Looks like total ass, WOW esthetic without technical accuracy or artistic merit.

When people shit on AI that's why, it's not the AI it's the misuse of AI as a corner cutting.
Angle grinders have a bad rep, but that's because of how widely they are abused rather than being unfit for purpose

>>658813
Next to the Harry Pottr bar and just down the road from the duck restraunt.

>>658811
I don't think weber would be heavy enough to get the free food.

>>658816
A burger can be 10 days worth of calories.
>>658819
He's got the money to bankroll the trip for us though.

>>658817
Thanks mate, I've saved both of your posts to look at again later.

>>658819
yeah I can't actually eat ridiculous volumes of food like seppos do
10 nuggers in addition to a large zinger combo is about my limit

>>658809
Probably knew he was workingforfree

Glen Drongo slouched up to Detergent, the smell of stale goon wafting in minutes before he arrived.
"ay 'tergent buddy,be a mate an shout us a drink ay" he whined,pawing at Detergents shirtsleeve with his grubby paws.

>>658813
Ampol on Pt Wakefield.

>>658824
Lol, made me snort

>>658822
I was referring to:
>Customers over 350 lb (160 kg) in weight eat for free, if they weigh themselves on a scale before eating.

>>658827
You could make a fake arse from two goon casks to gain 8kg and then empty them in the loo later.

Maybe we can get a skellie over 20kg to ride on weber's shoulders with a trench coat on?

Heart attack grill and the seepage spill

What we need to do is get each of the execs to eat a skellie first and then regurgitate them in the dunnies after the weigh in.

Turns out the bill is actually for almost $7k and they reduced it to 2.

>>658832
Fucking hell, they already got mong mogged.

I wish I had a mong herder to help me with the real estate agent

Can I get 5k free electricity if I convince them I'm a mong?

>>658832
for how long have they not paid their bill and why did they continue to provide service?

Going to need to do another poo.

>>658761
Based.

>>658827
Oh right. They probably figure people over 160kg aren't going to live long enough to visit more than once or twice.

>>658824
Well written.

>>658840
yes, apart from pawing and paws in the same sentence

turned the cool zone on

Day 40 on the wagon
Laughing for no reason

>>658843
40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness.

>>658817
Good post.

>>658824
My hope has been restored.

I told Possum to get some Zooper Doopers and this is the shit he comes back with.

>>658847
Green one please.

>>658845
Thanks neet.i never wanted to do art but sometimes i have to get shit done.

>>658836
Estimates for three years.
Got the ombudsman doing my job for me now.
Still garn charge.