Which fucking thread?

This thread best thread.

SA BEST A

I completely forgot how to make a thread

Weber you fucking boong.

Got the torrent for the TLOU show but haven't downloaded it. I don't think I'll be able to watch it with how ugly the girl playing Ellie is.

>>659492
I will wait until one of the good NEETs does a review.

>>659495
All neets are naughty neets.

Had a wank to the instagram of that Dasha chick. Not much to wank to there but I made do.

>>659488
>>659491
An absolute gem.

Let us have a minute of silence for our NEET Brethren lost and left behind.

>>659500
Oh that will be a good Pepe for me to use in the future.

This burrito isn't very interesting, but I'm actually making my own flatbread now.
Not really worth it unless you're making a ton of them or you want some strange variation, but it's easy enough

>>659501
You can't just take somebody else's Pepe.

No respect for the dead NEETs, it's no wonder they end up stuck in trees with no skin on.

>>659503
He just walked up and grabbed it without asking my consent!

Watching a film.

>>659504
Then the boongs come along and throw them into the hot coals like a lizard.

>>659502
Well done NEET. I love a fresh flat bread. The ones at the supermarket are always stale.

>>659508
And then it's party time!

>>659506
A good fillum?

Cruisey promised me a rose garden and then claimed he never did once.

ordered a pidser and garlic bread
going to eat it in front of him on the couchbed

I might become a Jehovah's Witness to get a wife.

>>659512
she's no olive

>>659514
You better be holding a taser.

>>659514
diet coming in nicely

>>659517
i'll smash him with a ps3 controller

>>659519
He has killed in that situation before

>>659511
So far. It has my gf in it.
>>659516
Desperate times, desperate measures. Olive has never done that cosplay but I'd love for her to do it.

>>659521
>It has my gf in it.
which film and who?

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/the-last-of-us-and-game-of-thrones-star-bella-ramsey-comes-out-as-gender-fluid/news-story/63892002565fe925fc70d78a59f76e60
not only is she uglier then gretta, she's a weird tranny homo

can cross that off the list

>>659523
weird fucken receding hairline

>>659523
It does look weird.

>>659522
The Menu (2022).

>>659527
Let us know how it goes.
It's good she eats a boig probably the only time in her life

>>659523
Yeah, that is the Ellie chick. Fucking ugly.

>>659509
Only anger motivates me to bake. I'll pay 5$ for a cup of flour, I'll eat stale bread, or I'll eat processed bread.
Our bread is all three and I'm sick of it.

What makes home baking viable is flatbread. 10 minutes and $2 gets you $5 worth of flatbread which is actually good and you won't waste.

Generally i prefer BEANS to bread but why not both?

>>659513
Woe.

weber slapped me around and then said "He likes it a bit rough" to the cops once.

>>659532
He did like his beans.

>>659534
you lucky bastard

>>659535
They were decent films iirc, good light hearted fun.

pumpkin

soup

holocaust never happened

>>659531
What is your recipe for flat bread?

>>659542
What kind?

>>659543
The flat kind.

Great news. The supermarket lost all their butchers because the manager was a cunt, now they've got floor staff trying to cut the meat.
The result is that there's now as much meat in the offcuts as there is in the trays, and offcuts have fallen to 2.50$/kg.

In celebration I'm making borsche, but there's a surprise

>>659545
Good news. What's cooking?

The picture of (spoiler) trash possums(/spoiler) amuses me

>>659548
Maybe the neet thought borsche was a typo.

I did not like that beans-for-brains NEET's reply to my flat bread recipe request.

Have any of you NEETs seen the movie M3GAN yet?
I saw the trailer I thought it might be good for a laugh.

>>659549
>(spoiler)
>trash
You need to leave.

The Last of Us TV Series is sitting at 9.5/10 on imdb. Very high rating.

Took a sample branch off the tomaters
I shall sample it in a few days time

Dunderstorm appraochin

>>659556
Good luck NEET.

>>659552
It was shilled heavily on TikTok. I doubt I will.

>>659556
Need to give them time to ripen.

>>659557
Webby?

>>659557
Hide under the bed.

>>659551
It was a genuine question, I make many kinds of flat bread, each is made differently.
Which kind of flat bread would you like to make?
>>659553
Australian possums eat rubbish, American possums eat trash.

Tiffin once boiled a hobbit

>>659566
He assured me he was going to use the slow-cooker. The scoundrel.

>>659555
Wow it must be great then!

Hobbit meat is quite fatty you should really bbq it.

>>659569
Imagine elf breastmilk.

>>659571
his eyebrows are so long they almost form a headband

The borsche didn't go quiet right. The stock went cloudy, karen.com's pressure cooking times were woefully inaccurate and my beans were mushed.

Soup tastes great but just looks strange.

>>659573
It's the taste that counts.

shidded and farded

>>659575
So did I.

>>659575
>>659576
Synchronized neet pooing.

Here I sit
Broken harded
Tried to shid
But only farded

>>659576
>>659577
well i didn't even need to leave my chair

>>659578
you let the synchronised team down

Thinking about that disgusting neet who bought a blue chair and then used it naked whilst farting which resulted in a brown stain.

>>659580
At the NEET Commune all our poo cycles will synchronise.

>>659579
UMM PTY LTD pilled.

>>659581
That was the blue fabric one?

>>659580
Herds do that. They eat together then go drinking together and go shit together and repeat.

>>659581
Are you pleasuring yourself while having these thoughts?

>>659585
The holocaust never happened.

>>659541
>>659587
Spooky.

>>659588
87-41=46
And 46 is the number for bum fingering in the chinese quabbalah.

>>659585
It's the way of the neet.

The holocaust will happen.

>>659592
Cluck

>>659593
Thanks Helen.

In the comic I'm reading sentient robots have formed a Church of Judas.
They have to betray their programming and master to become independent so they see him as a role model.

>>659595
That was Penny. Helen is brown.

>>659597
Poor Penny no one ever liked her.

>>659598
She was the ugly sister.

>>659599
Plus she didn't flash her cloaca everywhere.

>>659601
kek
HGR sources from aliexpress

Back from wage.

>>659484
Question marks dont go in the middle of the title.
Also no old.

>>659502
Cool.
Do you use yeast or baking powder?

>>659513
Thats by loretta lyn i think

I kind of wish Nuro wasn't so insufferable. He could have been cool poster to have around

>>659606
>yeast or baking powder
I thought you don't use either in flat bread?

>>659605
It was an emergency, neets were lost and dying in droves.

>>659608
hush now, he's in a better place now

>>659611
The green bin?

>>659610
old bo would never have allowed this, he was a consumate professional

>>659613
I would have just flashed my bulge and it'd be alright.

>>659613
>professional
He was always a whore, a cheap street prozzie. He'd do anything you told him to for a bit of neet bussy.

fuck I hate the cheese grater people

>>659616
>cheese grater people
Italians?

>>659616
You should leak some of their research on mongs

>>659617
no the people who occupy the cheese grater looking building in adelaide

Dinner in tummy
I go gym soon

>>659620
wot u eat?

>>659619
This one?

>>659621
Honey soy chicken curry wif rice

>>659623
noice

>>659622
yeah maybe

>>659616
big report?

>>659626
no, patching shit

>>659620
I can never bring myself to go to the gym after eating, that's the reason I go in the morning.

>>659596
You find the oddest comic books.

>>659629
I've been reading through all the 2000AD's for the last month or so, they've got some very diferent storie in there.
I'm about halfway through it's been going for 45 years.

>>659630
There will be a test at the end.

>>659604
Welcome back. Good wage?

>>659628
I’ve never felt good the few times I tried it. Added to the worries about nausea I sometimes feel when working really hard, and also all bran made me nearly shit my pants once

>>659628
Me either but my digestion has been way better since getting off the goon. Usually I'd need like 3 hours whereas now I only need 1.

Transitioned

>>659635
You look pretty.

NEETs please do not make posts which may serve to GOAD banned NEETs who are not allowed to respond.
It is bad manners and also I have to clean up the mess when they sperg out.

>>659636
Oh so pretty.

>>659637
>I have to clean up the mess
Imagine the smell.

>>659637
Can we goad new personas?

>>659640
no goading

I am of low class potato nigger stock. I didn't inherit the alcoholism though.

sheebs and goads and alpackers

I dislike this ruling many NEETs say stupid things and need a good goading to be reminded not to get carried away.

>>659644
The rule is only against the goading of nuro and IGA.

>>659645
Oh that's alright then.

>>659644
He was referring to a very specific post you dumb dumb

>>659647
I'm gonna goad you for that the BO said I could.

>>659648
My mate Possum will bash you

>>659637
This. The banned neets need to move on with their lives.
Nasty Neets have even been goading on /ck/

Need to buy some passata.

>>659649
He will bloody not I can run away faster than him.

Still watching the film. Fallen madly in love with Anya.
Half way through, quite like it.

>>659642
>I didn't inherit the alcoholism though.
Have you really tried though? I wasn't an alcoholic at first but with a lot of effort and support from my mate Dan I got there in the end.

>>659653
You need to watch some boong porn to clean your palate afterwards.

Muppets Take Fallujah.

Smoke detector again

Gym session complete. Absolutely flogging down here.

>>659660
Well done NEET.

>>659660
My dad used to say "pissing cats and dogs". I miss him.

morning neetos, slept poorly due to the heat, such is life

>>659655
Good advice.

>>659663
Good morning NEET.

>>659663
>>659665
Mording
Doing a poo

>>659667
Good morning NEET.

I will have to do my part two poo soon.

341 sleeps until Christmas.

catercorner
adverb or adjective [KAT-ee-kor-ner]

1. in a diagonal or oblique position

Detergent Jone's fedora sat catercorner on his head, the brim almost obscuring his right eye.

>>659668
make it a trilogy

>>659670
Very well worded.
Also G'morning NEETs.

>>659671
I felt the third coming. It will be a night poo if it holds its place in the queue.

>>659651
Thinking about that can now.

>>659670
Very good word, thank you.

>>659670
Thank you.

>>659678
>The white nationalist group was founded by Thomas Sewell (above)
At his last court appearance before he gave the salute, all the TV cameras were zoomed in closer to his face to try to avoid capturing it on the news. It made me laugh as they got part of his arm raised up when he finished talking.

>>659681
you're a high achiever

>>659682
I can't even go a day without wanking.

Going to watch a movie today.

>>659684
big imdb score?

Crazy windy here this morning.

>>659686
Blame the beans.

>>659686
You need charcoal tablets like that other neet.

Cup of black coffee for breakfast.

>>659689
I might do the same shortly.
Don't have anything else to drink except cider.

>>659690
You have water.

>>659691
That's got fish poo in it.

>>659691
fish shid in it

Painless and easy morning poo, praise the Poo Gods.

>>659694
My morning poo is on the way. Coles black instant is pressurizing my bowels as I type this.

>>659696
Imagine how messy that floor toilet must get

I might get one of Jordan "Kermit" Peterson's audiobooks to listen to.

>>659699
Why would you do that to yourself, NEET?

>>659700
Clean your room and wash your penis.

dusty room smelly penis

might gar a zinger box for lunch

>>659670
Thank you.

>>659670
Cheers

>>659706
who is Neil Gibson?

Good morning NEETs.

might have a bath tonight
crotch is irritated

>>659707
I think he plays guitar.

>>659708
G'morning NEET.

The bread is mouldy so I must shop but I got choofed early and feel lazy.
Woe.

>>659713
Don't choof and drive.

I used to like listening to Jordan Peterson's lectures on YouTube. That was several years ago now.

My uncle looks like a skinnier, slightly methed out version of young Mel Gibson.

>>659715
He had a few good ideas when he started, but he now talks gibberish.

Peterson upsets leftists, but nothing he has to say it's really that interesting.
He's always angry and never comfy, everything he says would be equally true if he spent his day picking plums.

>>659718
What's with needing everything to be comfy?

>>659719
Comfy is good, comfy is comfy.

>>659720
Sounds very Reddit-y

>>659719
Go pick some plumbs.

comfort my plums daddy uwu

>>659721
If you say so, I find it better than looking for things to be angry about.

>>659725
It doesn't have to be one or the other.

Fifo ate my dog once.

>>659726
Sounds very 4chan-y.

>>659728
A very uncomfy response.

*flute playing* A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.

>>659729
Aboriginal anal.

Weighing in at 108.8 today.

>>659732
happy birthday

>>659724
The b is silent.

>>659730
Birds dont understand rhythm.

>>659732
Im 74.85

Bought some ps4 games yesterday. They have a 2 for 1 deal.
Got Just Cause 3 (james bond duke nukem), only one Ive played yet
Outer worlds (fallout rpg space)
Days gone (zombie shit)
Ufc (biffo)
Mafia 3 (gta)

Groggy morning. Mummybot had to wake me up. Dunno why my sleep is still so bad.

>>659737
Noice, that should keep you entertained.

Everytime you feel bad. Just see this caricature of Andrew Tate and laugh.

Had a shave and a shower off to the shops now.

I miss that subtle flex of having the misso walk by in the background of a zoom call sometimes

Weber asked if I contributed to open source in an interview once

>>659746
You misheard him. He said open sores.

>>659745
Well drawn.

I've made some good posts today.

>>659745
lol

>>659750
You have indeed.

might have a cider

In Hong Kong there's a suburb called Mong Kok

Severely woed. Cooler weather today. Going to go to uni and then the gym. Bye noots.

might watch some anime

The strap on my canvas backpack was tearing off so I fixed it with a bit of wire.
It survived the shopping journey and did not poke me in the shoulder.

>>659755
Have a good lift.

>>659757
Well done NEET. Very resourceful.

>>659755
Have a good day NEET.

>>659757
Are you going to get some heavy thread and sew it back?

>>659761
Maybe, I'll see how the wire holds up.

Was very bloated and sick last night. Bit like that today.

Can't stop shitting.

>>659764
Poo demon. Many such cases. Sad.

>>659765
We need to exorcise his arse.

>>659740
For the rest of the year. I barely play it.

>>659767
kek

>>659737
The one ps4 game I want to try is bloodborne

We tried to exorcise possums arse once. His entire buttocks twisted around 180 degrees and faced front.

is the new jobseeker website just an aesthetic change, aside from the retarded point system? I was a student last year and now it is different. for example can i still just enter a workplaces information and no one will check if I actually applied there? i don't even know if i'm with le job provider anymore, its just all online.

>>659772
So a real front facing boi pussy? Hot

>>659773
There is a goddamn jew about to pour poo water on your laptop, NEET.

>>659771
Its not bad, its like a mini version of dark souls. Was easier too.
I want enden ring but its too dear and will probably too hard.

I don't like it when games are hard in a fast and hectic way.
I don't mind a difficult puzzle or difficult situation where you can take your time to work out what to do.
I don't like intense combat where you are sweating and mashing the keys trying to win.
I think I am too old for all that now.

>>659777
Proper adventure games seemed to disappear in the early 90s.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11647363/Qantas-flight-issues-MAYDAY-call-following-reported-engine-failure.html
BREAKING
maybe it will be their first major crash

>>659779
plugh

>>659782
you are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike

>>659783
>twisty little passages
Thursday night.

>>659785
>>659786
Cannibalism within 3 days, calling it.

>>659787
and that's probably the least bad thing that will happen that week

>>659788
It will be like the occupy movement crossed with lord of the flies.

patiently waiting for that qantas plane to assplode on landing

>>659727
Forbidden springies.

>>659727
Too much chinky gave him a taste for pet meat

Imagine the poo after eating a dog.

>>659773
For the individual process of adding each job manually, you need an email address or phone number (harder to come by on the ads). When compared to the easiest method of forwarding the confirmation email from Seek or whatever sites are on the approved list. Please read the process as there are a few things you need to do to make it work.

>>659780
It seems to have made it back on the ground safe.

>>659792
Exciting times ahead.

>>659797
I just want something to happen so that little irish faggot has to go.

I saw a film once where an arab guy paid Sigourney Weaver to ride an exercise bike topless while he took photos of her.

>>659799
>so that little irish faggot has to go.
I agree with this sentiment.

>>659800
He should have made her put her bobs in the spokes and then jumped on the pedals.

ran out of cider

>>659784
Well bantered.

>>659803
I am ready to deliver more.

>>659790
I have not missed this meme during its thankfully long absence.

>>659793
Springer Spaniel.

>>659807
Sweet and sour pug.

>>659808
Labrador Laksa

In Italy they call cats roof rabbits.

>Indigenous rapper Ziggy Ramo says he is "deeply disappointed" after the City of Joondalup apologised for his performance because some members of the audience were offended by his songs.
Based NK

>>659811
Petrol Powered Goonbag Holocaust and Out Da Front (Run Gordon) are excellent.

>>659811
He should be Ziggy Zamo

I can see it's gonna be another wasted day. How does this keep happening?

terrible day job hunting.
Doors slammed in my face, nasty comments, scammers, dishonest advertisements.

>>659815
what happened to the desperate staff shortage australia is meant to be suffering from?

wine o'clock

>>659815
That's no good m8. Don't be discouraged, you will find something if you stick at it.

Car troubles.
Sounded like a flat, and one had a screw in it but Ive changed it and the noise is still there.
Might be bearings.

>>659820
Get it checked as soon as practical.

>>659820
Good luck with it NEET. Keep us posted please.

>>659528
She is the menu, going by the trailer

>>659817
Get into it neet.

>>659824
I got Mists & Shadows pinot grigio.

>>659825
That is a magical cloak not a bottle of wine.

>>659816
Makes me very angry to be both critized for being unemployed and refused work at the same time

might turn the oven on and cook some nuggers

>>659819
I believed that a year ago, now i am JUST

Weber needs to start acting like a white man

Cruisey needs to start acting like a red man

tiffin needs to start acting like a yellow man

>>659830
In what way have I failed you, NEET?

Possum needs to stop acting like a green man

it's a cheeky little number

>>659833
You didn't build him a flying robot car.

the nuggers are in the oven
i repeat
the nuggers are in the oven

>>659837
Should have put them in the Mike Lando, much easier. Three minutes on high. Two chux wipes over the top.

>>659840
>Two chux wipes over the top.
You need to stop with this.

>>659833
>>659837
You need to start eating healthy and stop boongin every day

>>659842
Motherbat has been in your ear, hasn't she?

>>659843
She is a wise old Bat.

Tomorrow I'm going to start becoming athletic

>>659845
Sounds do-able.

>>659845
You can do it.

>>659846
>>659848
thanks guys, gonna start learning parkour, might also take up skateboarding if I can find one rated for 5XL gentlemen such as myself

>>659847
I quite like this bloke.

>>659850
I want to be him when I grow up.

>>659851
It would be good. It's not an act he puts on like a lot of the seppo videos on smoking cigars or whatever.
You wouldn't know he is a priest, either.

>>659853
He does come across genuine which is rare.

the origin

i've got wifi poisoning again...

>>659777
Me too.

good afternoon fellow primals

>>659777
I've always had slow reflexes, so I always sucked at games that required fast reflexes. I'm also a brainlet so games that required thinking to solve puzzles are difficult as well, but as you said being able to take your time and work it out is enjoyable - especially when the lightbulb switches on and everything comes together.

>>659856
Stop eating your wifi

>>659858
Afternoon.

I want boongs banned from here

how many years did that mong get by without paying the power bill? my energy company keeps spamming me with texts saying I should pay them

>>659863
Ban the woit dog

>>659865
They cut it off pretty fast after the final notice.

>>659864
>>659866
I wonder what would happen if they touched fingers.

Still at uni. Can't go to the gym yet as it is too early. Fucking starving. Thinking I might just go home and put it off until tomorrow.

>>659869
Do a workout in the uni library with heavy books.

Still in my chair. Can't go out for exercise because I'm lazy. Fucking fat. Thinking I might just stay home and it off until tomorrow like I have my entire life.

>>659865
You need to let them know there is someone at the residence who needs the power for a life-saving medical device. Then they can never turn it off.

>>659870
Push some shelves over.

>>659869
>put it off until tomorrow
That is a bad habit to get into NEET.

>>659874
Tomorrow never comes for a neet.

>>659873
Mog the nerds with brute NEET strength

>>659872
This is how we will get electricity at the neet compound. Actually, we'll claim we need it for a life saving medical device and use the pirated power to do cryptomining, which we will use to fund our other costs.

Imagine seeing a 5XL NEET jumping across the rooftops doing parkour.

>>659871
Grab me a pack or two of burger rings if you go out tomorrow please.

>>659880
the earth would move

>>659878
Don't accept anything from them you are not legally required to.

>>659878
Sir is struggling to do the needful.

>>659879
If we all sign up as mongs we could put all the herders on treadmills to generate electricity.

Opened a second bottle of wine.
I'll start emailing cunts about jobs tomorrow.