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NEET General #646 - Do I Have To? Edition NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No. 659484
Let's try this again shall we NEETs

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.659486 del
Which fucking thread?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.659487 del
This thread best thread.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.659488 del
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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.659490 del
I completely forgot how to make a thread

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.659491 del
Weber you fucking boong.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.659492 del
Got the torrent for the TLOU show but haven't downloaded it. I don't think I'll be able to watch it with how ugly the girl playing Ellie is.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:12 [Preview] No.659495 del
I will wait until one of the good NEETs does a review.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.659496 del
All neets are naughty neets.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.659497 del
Had a wank to the instagram of that Dasha chick. Not much to wank to there but I made do.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.659498 del
An absolute gem.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.659500 del
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Let us have a minute of silence for our NEET Brethren lost and left behind.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.659501 del
Oh that will be a good Pepe for me to use in the future.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.659502 del
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This burrito isn't very interesting, but I'm actually making my own flatbread now.
Not really worth it unless you're making a ton of them or you want some strange variation, but it's easy enough

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.659503 del
You can't just take somebody else's Pepe.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.659504 del
No respect for the dead NEETs, it's no wonder they end up stuck in trees with no skin on.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.659505 del
He just walked up and grabbed it without asking my consent!

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.659506 del
Watching a film.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.659508 del
Then the boongs come along and throw them into the hot coals like a lizard.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.659509 del
Well done NEET. I love a fresh flat bread. The ones at the supermarket are always stale.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.659510 del
And then it's party time!

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.659511 del
A good fillum?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.659512 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@n_mirikashi/video/7014816937607843074 [Embed]

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.659513 del
Cruisey promised me a rose garden and then claimed he never did once.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.659514 del
ordered a pidser and garlic bread
going to eat it in front of him on the couchbed

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.659515 del
I might become a Jehovah's Witness to get a wife.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.659516 del
she's no olive

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.659517 del
You better be holding a taser.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.659518 del
diet coming in nicely

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.659519 del
i'll smash him with a ps3 controller

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.659520 del
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He has killed in that situation before

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.659521 del
So far. It has my gf in it.
Desperate times, desperate measures. Olive has never done that cosplay but I'd love for her to do it.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.659522 del
>It has my gf in it.
which film and who?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.659524 del
can cross that off the list

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.659525 del
weird fucken receding hairline

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.659526 del
It does look weird.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.659527 del
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The Menu (2022).

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.659528 del
Let us know how it goes.
It's good she eats a boig probably the only time in her life

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.659529 del
Yeah, that is the Ellie chick. Fucking ugly.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.659530 del
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Yeah, she had a better and more natural look to her before she lost the weight. Killer body too.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.659531 del
Only anger motivates me to bake. I'll pay 5$ for a cup of flour, I'll eat stale bread, or I'll eat processed bread.
Our bread is all three and I'm sick of it.

What makes home baking viable is flatbread. 10 minutes and $2 gets you $5 worth of flatbread which is actually good and you won't waste.

Generally i prefer BEANS to bread but why not both?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.659532 del
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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.659533 del

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.659534 del
weber slapped me around and then said "He likes it a bit rough" to the cops once.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.659535 del
He did like his beans.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.659536 del
you lucky bastard

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.659537 del
They were decent films iirc, good light hearted fun.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.659538 del

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.659539 del

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.659540 del
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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.659541 del
holocaust never happened

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.659542 del
What is your recipe for flat bread?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.659543 del
What kind?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.659544 del
The flat kind.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.659545 del
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Great news. The supermarket lost all their butchers because the manager was a cunt, now they've got floor staff trying to cut the meat.
The result is that there's now as much meat in the offcuts as there is in the trays, and offcuts have fallen to 2.50$/kg.

In celebration I'm making borsche, but there's a surprise

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:48 [Preview] No.659546 del
Good news. What's cooking?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.659547 del
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>but there's a surprise

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.659548 del
>What's cooking?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.659549 del
The picture of (spoiler) trash possums(/spoiler) amuses me

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.659550 del
Maybe the neet thought borsche was a typo.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.659551 del
I did not like that beans-for-brains NEET's reply to my flat bread recipe request.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.659552 del
Have any of you NEETs seen the movie M3GAN yet?
I saw the trailer I thought it might be good for a laugh.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.659553 del
You need to leave.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.659554 del
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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.659555 del
The Last of Us TV Series is sitting at 9.5/10 on imdb. Very high rating.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.659556 del
Took a sample branch off the tomaters
I shall sample it in a few days time

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.659557 del
Dunderstorm appraochin

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.659558 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.659559 del
It was shilled heavily on TikTok. I doubt I will.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.659560 del
I was making a reference to meat being back on the menu, not this stupid meme about Russians being orcs.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.659561 del
Need to give them time to ripen.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.659562 del

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.659563 del
Hide under the bed.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.659564 del
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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.659565 del
It was a genuine question, I make many kinds of flat bread, each is made differently.
Which kind of flat bread would you like to make?
Australian possums eat rubbish, American possums eat trash.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.659566 del
Tiffin once boiled a hobbit

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.659567 del
He assured me he was going to use the slow-cooker. The scoundrel.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.659568 del
Wow it must be great then!

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.659569 del
Hobbit meat is quite fatty you should really bbq it.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.659570 del
Imagine elf breastmilk.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.659571 del
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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.659572 del
his eyebrows are so long they almost form a headband

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.659573 del
The borsche didn't go quiet right. The stock went cloudy, karen.com's pressure cooking times were woefully inaccurate and my beans were mushed.

Soup tastes great but just looks strange.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.659574 del
It's the taste that counts.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.659575 del
shidded and farded

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.659576 del
So did I.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.659577 del
Synchronized neet pooing.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.659578 del
Here I sit
Broken harded
Tried to shid
But only farded

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.659579 del
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well i didn't even need to leave my chair

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.659580 del
you let the synchronised team down

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.659581 del
Thinking about that disgusting neet who bought a blue chair and then used it naked whilst farting which resulted in a brown stain.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.659582 del
At the NEET Commune all our poo cycles will synchronise.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.659583 del
UMM PTY LTD pilled.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.659584 del
That was the blue fabric one?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.659585 del
Herds do that. They eat together then go drinking together and go shit together and repeat.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.659586 del
Are you pleasuring yourself while having these thoughts?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.659587 del
The holocaust never happened.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.659588 del

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.659589 del
And 46 is the number for bum fingering in the chinese quabbalah.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.659590 del
It's the way of the neet.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.659591 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=St7X_TcGiS8 [Embed]

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.659592 del
The holocaust will happen.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.659593 del

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.659594 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DnIExMFJfMo [Embed]

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.659595 del
Thanks Helen.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.659596 del
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In the comic I'm reading sentient robots have formed a Church of Judas.
They have to betray their programming and master to become independent so they see him as a role model.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.659597 del
That was Penny. Helen is brown.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.659598 del
Poor Penny no one ever liked her.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.659599 del
She was the ugly sister.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.659600 del
Plus she didn't flash her cloaca everywhere.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.659602 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QqjnlQ55Jnw [Embed]

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.659603 del
HGR sources from aliexpress

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.659604 del
Back from wage.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.659605 del
Question marks dont go in the middle of the title.
Also no old.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.659606 del
Do you use yeast or baking powder?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.659607 del
Thats by loretta lyn i think

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.659608 del
I kind of wish Nuro wasn't so insufferable. He could have been cool poster to have around

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.659609 del
>yeast or baking powder
I thought you don't use either in flat bread?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.659610 del
It was an emergency, neets were lost and dying in droves.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.659611 del
hush now, he's in a better place now

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.659612 del
The green bin?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.659613 del
old bo would never have allowed this, he was a consumate professional

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.659614 del
I would have just flashed my bulge and it'd be alright.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.659615 del
He was always a whore, a cheap street prozzie. He'd do anything you told him to for a bit of neet bussy.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.659616 del
fuck I hate the cheese grater people

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.659617 del
>cheese grater people

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.659618 del
You should leak some of their research on mongs

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.659619 del
no the people who occupy the cheese grater looking building in adelaide

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.659620 del
Dinner in tummy
I go gym soon

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.659621 del
wot u eat?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.659622 del
This one?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.659623 del
Honey soy chicken curry wif rice

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.659624 del

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.659625 del
yeah maybe

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.659626 del
big report?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.659627 del
no, patching shit

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.659628 del
I can never bring myself to go to the gym after eating, that's the reason I go in the morning.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.659629 del
You find the oddest comic books.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.659630 del
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I've been reading through all the 2000AD's for the last month or so, they've got some very diferent storie in there.
I'm about halfway through it's been going for 45 years.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.659631 del
There will be a test at the end.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.659632 del
Welcome back. Good wage?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.659633 del
I’ve never felt good the few times I tried it. Added to the worries about nausea I sometimes feel when working really hard, and also all bran made me nearly shit my pants once

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.659634 del
Me either but my digestion has been way better since getting off the goon. Usually I'd need like 3 hours whereas now I only need 1.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.659635 del

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.659636 del
You look pretty.

NEET Board owner 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.659637 del
NEETs please do not make posts which may serve to GOAD banned NEETs who are not allowed to respond.
It is bad manners and also I have to clean up the mess when they sperg out.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.659638 del
Oh so pretty.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.659639 del
>I have to clean up the mess
Imagine the smell.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.659640 del
Can we goad new personas?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.659641 del
no goading

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.659642 del
I am of low class potato nigger stock. I didn't inherit the alcoholism though.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.659643 del
sheebs and goads and alpackers

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.659644 del
I dislike this ruling many NEETs say stupid things and need a good goading to be reminded not to get carried away.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.659645 del
The rule is only against the goading of nuro and IGA.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.659646 del
Oh that's alright then.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:31 [Preview] No.659647 del
He was referring to a very specific post you dumb dumb

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.659648 del
I'm gonna goad you for that the BO said I could.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.659649 del
My mate Possum will bash you

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.659650 del
This. The banned neets need to move on with their lives.
Nasty Neets have even been goading on /ck/

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.659651 del
Need to buy some passata.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.659652 del
He will bloody not I can run away faster than him.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.659653 del
Still watching the film. Fallen madly in love with Anya.
Half way through, quite like it.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.659654 del
>I didn't inherit the alcoholism though.
Have you really tried though? I wasn't an alcoholic at first but with a lot of effort and support from my mate Dan I got there in the end.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.659655 del
You need to watch some boong porn to clean your palate afterwards.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.659656 del
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Muppets Take Fallujah.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.659657 del
Smoke detector again

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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.659660 del
Gym session complete. Absolutely flogging down here.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.659661 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.659662 del
My dad used to say "pissing cats and dogs". I miss him.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 18:42 [Preview] No.659663 del
morning neetos, slept poorly due to the heat, such is life

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.659664 del
Good advice.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.659665 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.659666 del
>Grug is left with disfigured face after brutal strike in Slap Fighting championship - before going on to WIN the tournament... as UFC star Conor McGregor praises the 'gorgeous technique' shown in the viral clip

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.659667 del
Doing a poo

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.659668 del
Good morning NEET.

I will have to do my part two poo soon.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.659669 del
341 sleeps until Christmas.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 20:46 [Preview] No.659670 del
adverb or adjective [KAT-ee-kor-ner]

1. in a diagonal or oblique position

Detergent Jone's fedora sat catercorner on his head, the brim almost obscuring his right eye.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 20:49 [Preview] No.659671 del
make it a trilogy

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.659672 del
Very well worded.
Also G'morning NEETs.

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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.659674 del
I felt the third coming. It will be a night poo if it holds its place in the queue.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.659675 del
Thinking about that can now.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.659676 del
Very good word, thank you.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.659677 del
Thank you.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.659679 del
>The white nationalist group was founded by Thomas Sewell (above)
At his last court appearance before he gave the salute, all the TV cameras were zoomed in closer to his face to try to avoid capturing it on the news. It made me laugh as they got part of his arm raised up when he finished talking.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.659681 del
>woke up
>immediately wanked

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.659682 del
you're a high achiever

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:47 [Preview] No.659683 del
I can't even go a day without wanking.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.659684 del
Going to watch a movie today.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.659685 del
big imdb score?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:52 [Preview] No.659686 del
Crazy windy here this morning.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.659687 del
Blame the beans.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.659688 del
You need charcoal tablets like that other neet.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.659689 del
Cup of black coffee for breakfast.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.659690 del
I might do the same shortly.
Don't have anything else to drink except cider.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.659691 del
You have water.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 22:08 [Preview] No.659692 del
That's got fish poo in it.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 22:08 [Preview] No.659693 del
fish shid in it

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.659694 del
Painless and easy morning poo, praise the Poo Gods.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.659695 del
My morning poo is on the way. Coles black instant is pressurizing my bowels as I type this.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 22:46 [Preview] No.659696 del
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>praise the Poo Gods

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.659697 del
Imagine how messy that floor toilet must get

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.659698 del
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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.659699 del
I might get one of Jordan "Kermit" Peterson's audiobooks to listen to.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.659700 del
Why would you do that to yourself, NEET?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.659701 del
Clean your room and wash your penis.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 23:49 [Preview] No.659702 del
dusty room smelly penis

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 23:50 [Preview] No.659703 del
might gar a zinger box for lunch

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.659704 del
Thank you.

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.659705 del

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.659706 del
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NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 23:56 [Preview] No.659707 del
who is Neil Gibson?

NEET 01/17/2023 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.659708 del
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Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.659709 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.659710 del
might have a bath tonight
crotch is irritated

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:04 [Preview] No.659711 del
I think he plays guitar.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.659712 del
G'morning NEET.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:08 [Preview] No.659713 del
The bread is mouldy so I must shop but I got choofed early and feel lazy.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:12 [Preview] No.659714 del
Don't choof and drive.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.659715 del
I used to like listening to Jordan Peterson's lectures on YouTube. That was several years ago now.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.659716 del
My uncle looks like a skinnier, slightly methed out version of young Mel Gibson.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.659717 del
He had a few good ideas when he started, but he now talks gibberish.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.659718 del
Peterson upsets leftists, but nothing he has to say it's really that interesting.
He's always angry and never comfy, everything he says would be equally true if he spent his day picking plums.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:17 [Preview] No.659719 del
What's with needing everything to be comfy?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.659720 del
Comfy is good, comfy is comfy.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.659721 del
Sounds very Reddit-y

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.659722 del
Go pick some plumbs.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.659723 del
comfort my plums daddy uwu

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.659724 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:24 [Preview] No.659725 del
If you say so, I find it better than looking for things to be angry about.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.659726 del
It doesn't have to be one or the other.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.659727 del
Fifo ate my dog once.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.659728 del
Sounds very 4chan-y.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.659729 del
A very uncomfy response.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.659730 del
*flute playing* A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.659731 del
Aboriginal anal.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.659732 del
Weighing in at 108.8 today.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:43 [Preview] No.659733 del
happy birthday

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:45 [Preview] No.659734 del
The b is silent.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:46 [Preview] No.659735 del
Birds dont understand rhythm.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.659736 del
Im 74.85

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.659737 del
Bought some ps4 games yesterday. They have a 2 for 1 deal.
Got Just Cause 3 (james bond duke nukem), only one Ive played yet
Outer worlds (fallout rpg space)
Days gone (zombie shit)
Ufc (biffo)
Mafia 3 (gta)

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.659738 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.659739 del
Groggy morning. Mummybot had to wake me up. Dunno why my sleep is still so bad.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:57 [Preview] No.659740 del
Noice, that should keep you entertained.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.659741 del
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Everytime you feel bad. Just see this caricature of Andrew Tate and laugh.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.659742 del
Had a shave and a shower off to the shops now.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 01:22 [Preview] No.659743 del
I miss that subtle flex of having the misso walk by in the background of a zoom call sometimes

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.659744 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.659745 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.659746 del
Weber asked if I contributed to open source in an interview once

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.659747 del
You misheard him. He said open sores.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.659748 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.659749 del
Well drawn.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.659750 del
I've made some good posts today.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.659751 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 01:49 [Preview] No.659752 del
You have indeed.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.659753 del
might have a cider

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.659754 del
In Hong Kong there's a suburb called Mong Kok

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 02:08 [Preview] No.659755 del
Severely woed. Cooler weather today. Going to go to uni and then the gym. Bye noots.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 02:14 [Preview] No.659756 del
might watch some anime

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.659757 del
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The strap on my canvas backpack was tearing off so I fixed it with a bit of wire.
It survived the shopping journey and did not poke me in the shoulder.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.659758 del
Have a good lift.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.659759 del
Well done NEET. Very resourceful.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.659760 del
Have a good day NEET.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.659761 del
Are you going to get some heavy thread and sew it back?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.659762 del
Maybe, I'll see how the wire holds up.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 02:53 [Preview] No.659763 del
Was very bloated and sick last night. Bit like that today.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.659764 del
Can't stop shitting.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.659765 del
Poo demon. Many such cases. Sad.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 02:58 [Preview] No.659766 del
We need to exorcise his arse.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.659767 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.659768 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:11 [Preview] No.659769 del
For the rest of the year. I barely play it.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.659770 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.659771 del
The one ps4 game I want to try is bloodborne

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.659772 del
We tried to exorcise possums arse once. His entire buttocks twisted around 180 degrees and faced front.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.659773 del
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is the new jobseeker website just an aesthetic change, aside from the retarded point system? I was a student last year and now it is different. for example can i still just enter a workplaces information and no one will check if I actually applied there? i don't even know if i'm with le job provider anymore, its just all online.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.659774 del
So a real front facing boi pussy? Hot

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.659775 del
There is a goddamn jew about to pour poo water on your laptop, NEET.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.659776 del
Its not bad, its like a mini version of dark souls. Was easier too.
I want enden ring but its too dear and will probably too hard.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.659777 del
I don't like it when games are hard in a fast and hectic way.
I don't mind a difficult puzzle or difficult situation where you can take your time to work out what to do.
I don't like intense combat where you are sweating and mashing the keys trying to win.
I think I am too old for all that now.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:39 [Preview] No.659778 del
Proper adventure games seemed to disappear in the early 90s.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.659779 del
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.659781 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.659782 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.659783 del
you are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.659784 del
>twisty little passages
Thursday night.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.659785 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.659786 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.659787 del
Cannibalism within 3 days, calling it.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.659788 del
and that's probably the least bad thing that will happen that week

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:13 [Preview] No.659789 del
It will be like the occupy movement crossed with lord of the flies.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.659790 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QSA-yHzkvP8 [Embed]

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.659791 del
patiently waiting for that qantas plane to assplode on landing

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.659792 del
This Saturday on womboflix, we have a movie about rollerblading called Hackers (1995). Then on Sunday Sigourney Weaver tried to avoid getting orally raped and impregnated by the xenomorph in Alien (1979)

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.659793 del
Forbidden springies.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.659794 del
Too much chinky gave him a taste for pet meat

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.659795 del
Imagine the poo after eating a dog.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.659796 del
For the individual process of adding each job manually, you need an email address or phone number (harder to come by on the ads). When compared to the easiest method of forwarding the confirmation email from Seek or whatever sites are on the approved list. Please read the process as there are a few things you need to do to make it work.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.659797 del
It seems to have made it back on the ground safe.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.659798 del
Exciting times ahead.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.659799 del
I just want something to happen so that little irish faggot has to go.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.659800 del
I saw a film once where an arab guy paid Sigourney Weaver to ride an exercise bike topless while he took photos of her.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.659801 del
>so that little irish faggot has to go.
I agree with this sentiment.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:42 [Preview] No.659802 del
He should have made her put her bobs in the spokes and then jumped on the pedals.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.659803 del
ran out of cider

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.659804 del
Well bantered.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.659805 del
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I am ready to deliver more.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.659806 del
I have not missed this meme during its thankfully long absence.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 04:53 [Preview] No.659807 del
Springer Spaniel.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 05:00 [Preview] No.659808 del
Sweet and sour pug.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.659809 del
Labrador Laksa

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.659810 del
In Italy they call cats roof rabbits.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.659811 del
>Indigenous rapper Ziggy Ramo says he is "deeply disappointed" after the City of Joondalup apologised for his performance because some members of the audience were offended by his songs.
Based NK

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.659812 del
Petrol Powered Goonbag Holocaust and Out Da Front (Run Gordon) are excellent.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.659813 del
He should be Ziggy Zamo

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.659814 del
I can see it's gonna be another wasted day. How does this keep happening?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.659815 del
terrible day job hunting.
Doors slammed in my face, nasty comments, scammers, dishonest advertisements.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.659816 del
what happened to the desperate staff shortage australia is meant to be suffering from?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.659817 del
wine o'clock

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.659818 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.659819 del
That's no good m8. Don't be discouraged, you will find something if you stick at it.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.659820 del
Car troubles.
Sounded like a flat, and one had a screw in it but Ive changed it and the noise is still there.
Might be bearings.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.659821 del
Get it checked as soon as practical.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.659822 del
Good luck with it NEET. Keep us posted please.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.659823 del
She is the menu, going by the trailer

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:04 [Preview] No.659824 del
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Get into it neet.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.659825 del
I got Mists & Shadows pinot grigio.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.659826 del
That is a magical cloak not a bottle of wine.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.659827 del
Makes me very angry to be both critized for being unemployed and refused work at the same time

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.659828 del
might turn the oven on and cook some nuggers

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.659829 del
I believed that a year ago, now i am JUST

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.659830 del
Weber needs to start acting like a white man

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.659831 del
Cruisey needs to start acting like a red man

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:10 [Preview] No.659832 del
tiffin needs to start acting like a yellow man

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.659833 del
In what way have I failed you, NEET?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.659834 del
Possum needs to stop acting like a green man

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.659835 del
it's a cheeky little number

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.659836 del
You didn't build him a flying robot car.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.659837 del
the nuggers are in the oven
i repeat
the nuggers are in the oven

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:32 [Preview] No.659838 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.659839 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.659840 del
Should have put them in the Mike Lando, much easier. Three minutes on high. Two chux wipes over the top.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.659841 del
>Two chux wipes over the top.
You need to stop with this.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.659842 del
You need to start eating healthy and stop boongin every day

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.659843 del
Motherbat has been in your ear, hasn't she?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.659844 del
She is a wise old Bat.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.659845 del
Tomorrow I'm going to start becoming athletic

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.659846 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.659847 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=L0T0HkxxmJI [Embed]

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.659848 del
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You can do it.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.659849 del
thanks guys, gonna start learning parkour, might also take up skateboarding if I can find one rated for 5XL gentlemen such as myself

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.659850 del
I quite like this bloke.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.659851 del
I want to be him when I grow up.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.659852 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.659853 del
It would be good. It's not an act he puts on like a lot of the seppo videos on smoking cigars or whatever.
You wouldn't know he is a priest, either.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.659854 del
He does come across genuine which is rare.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:18 [Preview] No.659855 del
the origin

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.659856 del
i've got wifi poisoning again...

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.659857 del
Me too.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.659858 del
good afternoon fellow primals

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.659859 del
I've always had slow reflexes, so I always sucked at games that required fast reflexes. I'm also a brainlet so games that required thinking to solve puzzles are difficult as well, but as you said being able to take your time and work it out is enjoyable - especially when the lightbulb switches on and everything comes together.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.659860 del
Stop eating your wifi

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.659861 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.659863 del
I want boongs banned from here

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.659864 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.659865 del
how many years did that mong get by without paying the power bill? my energy company keeps spamming me with texts saying I should pay them

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.659866 del
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Ban the woit dog

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.659867 del
They cut it off pretty fast after the final notice.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.659868 del
I wonder what would happen if they touched fingers.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.659869 del
Still at uni. Can't go to the gym yet as it is too early. Fucking starving. Thinking I might just go home and put it off until tomorrow.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:08 [Preview] No.659870 del
Do a workout in the uni library with heavy books.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.659871 del
Still in my chair. Can't go out for exercise because I'm lazy. Fucking fat. Thinking I might just stay home and it off until tomorrow like I have my entire life.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.659872 del
You need to let them know there is someone at the residence who needs the power for a life-saving medical device. Then they can never turn it off.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.659873 del
Push some shelves over.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:10 [Preview] No.659874 del
>put it off until tomorrow
That is a bad habit to get into NEET.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.659875 del
> for a life-saving medical device

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.659876 del
Tomorrow never comes for a neet.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.659877 del
Mog the nerds with brute NEET strength

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.659878 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.659879 del
This is how we will get electricity at the neet compound. Actually, we'll claim we need it for a life saving medical device and use the pirated power to do cryptomining, which we will use to fund our other costs.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.659880 del
Imagine seeing a 5XL NEET jumping across the rooftops doing parkour.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.659881 del
Grab me a pack or two of burger rings if you go out tomorrow please.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.659882 del
the earth would move

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:17 [Preview] No.659883 del
Don't accept anything from them you are not legally required to.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.659884 del
Sir is struggling to do the needful.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.659885 del
If we all sign up as mongs we could put all the herders on treadmills to generate electricity.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.659886 del
Opened a second bottle of wine.
I'll start emailing cunts about jobs tomorrow.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.659887 del
Sounds like a plan.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.659888 del
Sounds like a good idea.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:29 [Preview] No.659889 del
Do you think you'll be able to pick up more work easily?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.659890 del
there's a fair amount of security work around
otherwise, cyber crime pays pretty well

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.659891 del
If you hack my arse I shall get very annoyed.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:36 [Preview] No.659892 del
You should not have connected your bussy to the internet.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.659893 del
There was a backdoor.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.659894 del
> cyber crime pays pretty well
how well? Asking for a m8

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.659895 del
It's already been infected with multiple strains of malware

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.659896 del
Superglue it shut!

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.659897 del
picked a really good time to spend tens of thousands on fixing this shithole

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.659898 del
Pajeet has taken remote control of my arse and is blackmailing me by withholding my poos.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.659899 del
Internet of Bussy is always being infected with newer and stronger strains.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.659900 del
Wow theres only 400 IT jobs in Adelaide compared to 2900 in Melbourne
Maybe weber should start a fresh life in a new state

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.659901 del
Well bantered.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.659902 del
Motherbat was right. She said in that text about the boat licence. She saw you had spread yourself too thin.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.659903 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.659904 del
There is 674 in WA.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.659905 del
Give them a call.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.659907 del
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I found this while I was looking for that

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.659908 del
Wanna rub ParkourNEET's tummy

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.659909 del
Still at uni. Going to tough it out and go to the gym so I don't need to go tomorrow.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.659910 del
beat the shit out of chink and indian students until you get a pump

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.659911 del
I'll do my cardio afterwards.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.659912 del
Big wank?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.659913 del
Webers unemployed goonups

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.659914 del
NEET bussy clenching and clapping while the NEET launches himself between buildings.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.659915 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.659916 del
Hopefully there is an Olive tomorrow or the day after at the latest.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.659917 del
She's gone neet, time to move on.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.659918 del
Hopefully not.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.659919 del
The little red demons are tormenting me again...

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.659920 del
I hope there is too.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.659921 del
Good comic meme.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.659922 del
I thought she had a clown nose but I think it is a tongue.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.659923 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A [Embed]

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.659924 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.659925 del
Yeah in the original the girl is licking her lip.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.659926 del
>the original
It was a good game.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.659927 del
I've still got a disc copy with a huge fold out map.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.659928 del
Garn gym now. Still starving. Hope it doesn't interfere with my strength.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.659929 del
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Eat them.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.659930 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.659931 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.659932 del
I prefer chocolate ones

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.659933 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.659934 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.659935 del
all the study/concentration music on youtube is crap

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.659936 del
Dixie's house just blew up!

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.659937 del
I worked as a contractor for the CIA during the 60s and 70s.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.659938 del
did you get smoko?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.659939 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.659940 del
I danced with the devil in the pale moonlight once.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.659941 del
There was definitely a lot of smoke.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.659942 del
Time to find some comfy youtube videos and lie back, get sleepy

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.659943 del
Pretty short session. Only overhead pressed. Not feeling heaps good but at least I went. On the way back. North Terrace boongs attacked a police car with those electric scooters. Female officer punched in the face by big fat boong. Other female officer pepper sprayed him. Some gin walked up and got pepper sprayed too kek. Lots of yelling, hands on pistols. I'd probably fuck with a bloke before a woman because the woman will just shoot you if she actually feels threatened, at least the bloke might try to restrain you or something.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.659944 del
>North Terrace boongs
You should have videod them for us m8. Would have been bonza content.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.659945 del
>female officer

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.659946 del
I might try the bench press tonight. I have a rough idea of what I need to do from videos I've watched.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.659947 del
Diabolic once took a boongs head off

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.659948 del
severely woed

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.659949 del
severely whoa'd

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.659950 del
you know the tv channels pay money for this footage? price goes up if somebody gets executed by the cops too

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.659951 del
Beats selling manhole covers

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.659952 del
I fed pork to a cop once and got charged for committing forced cannibalism.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.659953 del
Allen's vs Predator

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.659954 del
do not be disrepecting our sweets

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.659955 del
When I first started I was shaking the bar around heaps even though I didn't find it heavy. I got way smoother after a week or two. From what I've read on the internet this is pretty common as you learn to control your chest muscles. Don't mistake this neurological issue with muscle fatigue.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.659956 del
getting your shoulder blades where they are supposed to be, along with your legs/buttocks, and a slight back arch makes everything easier too

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.659957 del
I might just do it with the bar the first time to get an idea of how it goes.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.659958 del
you should always start out that way anyway
a proper olympic bar weighs 20kg unloaded

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.659959 del
Yeah, the bench press is a pretty technical lift. You should always start off with just the bar to warm up. If you feel like you understand the lift enough to aid weight, then do so. If you are still a bit confused by what you are meant to do then just keep doing it with the bar.
There are heaps of things you need to remember to do, this will be very confusing at first. Remembering to do and focusing on doing one will often result in forgetting about the others. Just keep practising and you will find it starts to come more naturally.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.659960 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4vLiJIgVlRQ [Embed]

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.659961 del
It is like playing an instrument in that regard.
Don't be a mong and rush in to lifting heavy. Take it slow and work your way up, keeping your form good.
Injuries will fuck with your progress very badly, slow and steady is the way to go.
Spending the first week lifting with just the bar is a good idea if you are sufficiently patient.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.659962 del
>Injuries will fuck with your progress very badly, slow and steady is the way to go.
so will a loaded bar on the throat

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.659963 del
If it's too light but I'm still not certain about my form I'll just add an extra set or two to it.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.659964 del
yeah there's no rush

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.659965 del
Gary Busey always had that munted looked about him even before the brain damage, his son inherited the same look.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.659966 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.659967 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.659968 del
The Adelaide Cyber market will be fighting over him.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.659969 del
This is the end result of Nazi super science. The perfect man, a true übermensch.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.659970 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.659971 del
I lol'd at this one.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.659972 del
I might reply to that email with it.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.659973 del
i just farted

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.659974 del
Just finished Lethal Weapon (1987). I need to watch more classic action movies.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.659975 del
The Big Bang Theory came on the TV. I am about to throw a wine bottle at it.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.659976 del
An empty one I hope

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.659977 del
We had that on a Xmas stream.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.659978 del
He probably doesn't even show up to the movie nights.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.659979 del
I don't, they never line up well for me so I just accept the loss.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.659980 del
That was a good film. A little heavy on the negro content though.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.659981 del
I still have the last 10 minutes of The Departed to watch. I can't bring myself to do it. The acting is too bad. It causes me anxiety.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.659982 del
I might watch a different movie at some point in the future.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.659983 del
Pepsi max and some salmon nuggers for second din dins

How much do you press? I'm up to 18kg dumbbell shoulder pressing as of today, climbing quickly. Did you see the north terrace boongs at a train station or something?

The shoulder blades part has always been hard for me. I just can't seem to push the bar without over engaging the shoulders. Seems like I get more of a contraction from the depth of the dumbbell bench press anyway.

Calm down grumpy pants

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.659984 del
Don't all post at once

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.659985 del
It is late. Already past my bed time.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.659987 del
I waited 10 (ten) minutes.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.659988 del
Mongs are in the gene pool for a reason,

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.659989 del
>Mr Perry has publicly announced in Spring 2021 that he purchased a penthouse apartment in Las Vegas for $2.3 million.

based exec

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.659990 del
Back from the gym. Saw several snails on the footpath on the way.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.659991 del
I hope you avoided stepping on them. They are little NEETs you know.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.659992 del
Finished watching The Menu (2022). I watched it for Anya. It was a very strange film but I suppose I quite liked it. It is very tense almost all the way through, the only more consistently intense film I can think of is Prisoners (2013). Anya played a rather interesting character. She did an excellent job as always. I really like her as an actress and not just because of what she does to my neetstick.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.659993 del
I want to rape her.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.659994 del
Possum played a key role in Project Coast once.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.659995 del
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She is not for raping!

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.659996 del
You're right, that's Olive.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.659997 del
Trying to remember the name of that girl I had a crush on back in high school. She was a twin but her sister got all the ugly genes.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.659998 del
You can't rape the willing.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.659999 del
ohh fwark, what time iz it, aye?
qyuads and yuz can all hav sum good luck for a change

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.660000 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.660001 del
Sorry I have no change.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.660002 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.660003 del
Thanks wizzy. I could use some good luck right about now

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.660004 del
Well done Wizzy.

Well bantered.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 18:09 [Preview] No.660005 del
I hope FIFO is okay.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.660006 del
He was late today so wouldn't expect him soon.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 20:08 [Preview] No.660007 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 20:09 [Preview] No.660008 del
Science has gone too far.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.660009 del
A disaster.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.660010 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.660011 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.660012 del
morning neetbros. Paid my power bill and rent. Let's see if I can be as responsible for the rest of the day
morning m8

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.660013 del
Good morning NEET.

>Paid my power bill and rent.
Very productive early in the morning. I have a few things I have been putting off that I will be dealing with later today.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.660014 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.660015 del
Good morning NEETs.

>Paid my power bill and rent.
Well done.

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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.660019 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k [Embed]

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.660020 del
>We cannot pay you JobSeeker Payment because we may be able to pay you another Centrelink payment that is more suitable. Please contact us for more information.
Can anyone tell me which one I should apply for or do I still need to contact them?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.660022 del
Contact them.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.660023 del
Gays ruined the ymca

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.660024 del
Nah, I'll just take a guess.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.660025 del
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6 down, 1.4 billion to go

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.660026 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.660027 del
There is some work going on in the hallway. I'm not sure if I am able to leave my room or not. Need to take a piss.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.660028 del
About 3 years.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.660029 del
I fucking wish. I am not enough of a diagnosed mong to get anything like that.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.660030 del
That's part of the fun, welcome to India the country where you're anxiously allowed to do things.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.660031 del
How the fuck do you die from kite?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.660032 del
I think someone tried to break into my house.
I opened a window this morning and noticed that there was a gap between the fly screen and the window frame.
On closer inspection there is a big dent in the metal fly screen frame. It looks like someone has put a screw driver or similar in there and tried to pry the fly screen off.
Very unsettling. I have that window open often when I am at home. I like fresh air. But I am not going to open any of the street-facing windows again now. Bad home life.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.660033 del
fuck, wasted the morning sitting here when I should've gotten out for a walk, now it's getting too late and there's too much UV

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.660034 del

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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No.660036 del
That sucks, it's shit when your home life get's affected like that.
Are they security screens?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:29 [Preview] No.660037 del
I doubt a possum could have used a screw driver like that.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:29 [Preview] No.660038 del
Are you the neet that was worried about getting broken into before?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.660039 del
Not just any possum, but the possum.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:30 [Preview] No.660040 del
What other options are there?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.660041 del
Fucking dog cunt.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.660042 del
>Are they security screens?
They are just old sliding windows with old flimsy fly screens held in place by little plastic things you swivel into place.

I don't remember. I might have been.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.660043 del
How would he know where I live?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:33 [Preview] No.660044 del
Why don't you plug your fly screen in when you leave the house?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:33 [Preview] No.660045 del
Possum knows many things.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:34 [Preview] No.660046 del
You should get the WomboSec: Platinum package. Angry Weber with a shotgun.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:34 [Preview] No.660047 del
It was Possum that brought you here, whether you realise it or not.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:36 [Preview] No.660048 del
I got told of at work once for ending emails with "Cheers" instead of "regards".
Apparently it was unproffesional.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:37 [Preview] No.660049 del
That's fucking stupid, unless it was a super formal email to an important client or some shit like that.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.660050 del
No, I wasn't in sales, just freight companies and suppliers.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.660051 del
Are you the NEET asking about that payment but were still studying?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.660052 del
Still stuck in my room. The boards haven't been laid but there is some foam on the floor? Might have to call out to the tradesman or just walk on it anyway and decide fuck it. Not quite busting for a piss but I do need to piss.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.660053 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.660054 del
Can you piss out the window?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.660055 del
Those dents mightve been years old and you only just noticed.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.660056 del
That's retarded of them then. We're Australians, we aren't a formal bunch.
Would be Austudy then.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.660057 del
Ring them up, request a review and tell them you are not studying full-time or do not meet the criteria as a student.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.660058 del
what if possum isn't even real?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.660059 del
The HR bitch at that company went round looking for things to complain about.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.660060 del
Then who ate all the garlic bread?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.660061 del
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>Relationship details
>You have never been married or lived with a partner.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.660062 del
I need to buy more chicken breast and frozen veggies.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.660063 del
Yeah, definitely retarded.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:43 [Preview] No.660064 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:44 [Preview] No.660065 del
Back on the midnight broadcast youtube vids again bros. I need to stop.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.660066 del
I considered that but I open and close that window all the time and I think I would have noticed it before. It really stood out immediately.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:48 [Preview] No.660067 del
Still need to piss. He is doing something in the hallway. Hopefully it is done soon.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:49 [Preview] No.660068 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:49 [Preview] No.660069 del
death kite strings
read the article

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.660070 del
the coat the strings with powdered glass and use them to attack other kites

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.660071 del
Rest in Peace Helen. We will avenge you. And Penny as well. And the dog he tried to kill in the hot car.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.660072 del
Doggo was not exactly innocent though.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:52 [Preview] No.660073 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.660074 del
It is the owner to blame.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.660075 del
Put in keyed locks on all windows.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.660076 del
I find a bunch of these cenno questions to be ambiguous.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No.660077 del
Are you or have you ever been or do you identify as an Aboriginal?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No.660078 del
Tell them that uou're not a frog.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:56 [Preview] No.660079 del
What if he is a frog?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.660080 del
I think we all agree at the NEET Commune Cruisey shall be kept away from all animals.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:58 [Preview] No.660081 del
My sash windows have screw-in pins that lock the top frame and the bottom frame together so that neither will move up or down. The latch on a sash window cannot be trusted, as crims will just lever them off with a screwdriver.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:58 [Preview] No.660082 del
I'll dob him in for cenno fraud.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:58 [Preview] No.660083 del
Did you put your bins out?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:58 [Preview] No.660084 del
Day three on the wagon. Went to the gym last night, failed my last set of 10 dumbbell incline chest press. Going to do a kind of minimal lifting routine three times a week and just go for long walks on rest days.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GO0CdWnyLZw [Embed] on a fleetmoodmac kick

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.660085 del
They have got that Frog For the Dole program now.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.660086 del
>15 minutes
Maybe if you're a cenno bureaucrat. It takes me longer and I'm less of a mong than the average dole bludger.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.660088 del
Get something like this, I have two in my home theatre room so I know if anyone gets in there.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.660089 del
miss my boy buro

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:02 [Preview] No.660090 del
Yeah, don't burn yourself out. I've been doing very poorly the last few months due to that. I've started going again and just taking it pretty easily. Feeling good about making progress (even though I am just catching back up to where I was) so hopefully I can get back into my old routine.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:02 [Preview] No.660091 del
yes, the recycling one has been emptied.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:03 [Preview] No.660092 del
Well done NEET. You are doing well.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:03 [Preview] No.660093 del
I did not and it is going to smell all week.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.660094 del
I wish I was a boong so I could have a social worker fill this all out for me.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.660095 del
You need herding.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.660096 del
>cash on hand
>100% ownership
>current balance
>100% ownership
NEET life.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.660097 del
I need to find a mild citrussy smelling deodorant.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.660098 del
All done except for the review and confirmation. Going to leave it for a bit as I know my eyes will just glaze over it otherwise. Still need to piss.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.660100 del
Turns out both my front tires were flat.
Hopefully the punctured one with the screw still has enough air to get to the tire shop, or servo at least.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:14 [Preview] No.660101 del
Cashed up NEET.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.660102 del
The NEETs are a special bunch.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:15 [Preview] No.660103 del
>both my front tires were flat.
That sucks. It never ends. All these constant little inconveniences and tasks that need to get done.
We should never have come in from the bush. We should have stayed boongs on country.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:16 [Preview] No.660104 del
I had a bit more but I was drinking due to the stress which only made it worse. The mongk problem.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:17 [Preview] No.660105 del
In Darwin the boongs live in the bush for the good weather and come to town when the wet season starts.
Wouldn't be a bad life if you're a boong.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.660106 del
We are still boongs at heart.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.660107 del
We are electrical beings.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.660108 del
I know I have the body of a weak and feeble NEET; but I have the heart and stomach of a boong.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.660109 del
boongs of the internet

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.660110 del
I can come out of my room and take a piss but the tradie is there in the hallway. I'd rather wait in here so I don't need to talk to him. Can't wait for the work to all be done.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.660111 del
garn woolies to grab some white mondsters and chocolates, you neets want anything?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.660112 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.660113 del
make a post to /x/ about your experience except replace the tradie with a grey alien

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.660114 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.660115 del
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NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.660116 del
My arse is being gang stalked.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.660117 del
Just say howsitgoingmate and walk past him quickly, he is more scared of you than you are of him.
He is a stranger in your lair.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.660118 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.660119 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.660120 del
Kek, he opened my bedroom door before and uncomfortably shut it before asking my roommate to ask me for permission to open my door to work on the meeting of the floors.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:25 [Preview] No.660121 del
I have pissed out the window before due to choofed laziness.
Be honest NEETs, how many of us are window pissers?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:27 [Preview] No.660122 del
I broke into a house last night to piss through the window.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:27 [Preview] No.660123 del
Weber doesn't even remove the flyscreen first. He has lived in a badhome area for too long.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:27 [Preview] No.660124 del
The tradie fears the NEET

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:28 [Preview] No.660125 del
I did once.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.660126 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.660127 del
Searched "bible study for beginners" into Youtube and honestly none of the videos look that good as a watch.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.660128 del
Just ask tiffo.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.660129 del
Rub lemons all over your body.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:31 [Preview] No.660130 del
I'd rather not ask that mong.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:32 [Preview] No.660131 del
One cabbage thanks.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:33 [Preview] No.660132 del
Tradie is still banging away in the same section of the hallway. He has spent 3 hours in the same end. How is he ever going to do the rest of the house at this rate? Will he pick up speed?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:34 [Preview] No.660133 del
If you stick a lemon up your bum your farts smell nice all day.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:35 [Preview] No.660134 del
Hungry but can't be bothered having a feed. Watching Gilmore Girls.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:36 [Preview] No.660135 del
yaassss kween!

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.660136 del
Tradie is in my room.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:38 [Preview] No.660137 del
I'm just posting on here.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.660138 del
Rape him before he rapes you.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.660139 del
You can also sit a length of wood in the track the window slides in that will prevent it being slid open. You just need to remove it when you do open the window.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.660140 del
He is probably stronger than me and he has tools with him.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.660141 del
You know the local terrain, attack him from ambush.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.660142 del
He should rig up a home alone style trap using some marbles and a huge unlubed dildo.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:42 [Preview] No.660143 del
I looked out into the house and it seems the flooring is mostly done. I think he has spent so much time in the hallway as he has to cut the boards a lot to fit around the doors and stuff. Seems to be very fiddly work.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.660144 del
what are you having done?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:44 [Preview] No.660145 del
Posted on /austradies/
>This is getting annoying i would have been finished hours ago if that mong cunt had let me in his room
>why does he keep looking at me?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:44 [Preview] No.660146 del
Some flooring put in. Big laminate boards.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.660147 del
I let him in before but I was laying in bed so I could safely ignore him. Now it is awkward as is just behind me watching me post.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.660148 del
I was just being a dick, it's always annoying when you have intruders.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:46 [Preview] No.660149 del
Will she finally have a new post today?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.660150 del
He is gone now. He said he will be back and that he will knock.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.660151 del
I do not know, will he?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.660152 del
You could pay a camwhore to imitate her.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.660153 del
Olive often brings her feet into frame. Not sure if that is deliberate. I would've thought she'd have more barefoot stuff if it was deliberate.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.660154 del
She is taunting the foot fetishists so she can make more money when she goes onlyfans.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.660155 del
Does /ttg/ know about Olive?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:50 [Preview] No.660156 del
I'd subscribe tbh. It'd be worth it just to post them here.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:51 [Preview] No.660157 del
Maybe go and check with them?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:52 [Preview] No.660158 del
I don't want them to know about her. They will say nasty things.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.660159 del
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I will post her on there then.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.660160 del
Olive is our private skank.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.660161 del
Post the link here if you do.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.660162 del

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.660163 del
Do you have to clear your NEETcave out so he can do that?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.660164 del
I bet whore could beat Olive in a fight.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.660165 del
accidentally bought a pizza at woolies

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.660166 del
Going to go do some shopping later. Not sure what to get. I got some eggs the other day and they were shit. Much smaller than usual, more expensive and lower quality. I will get some milk, passata, pork mince, not sure what else. I am often tempted to get some bikkies until I see just how expensive they are. Might get some Helen breast and bread. I find cutting the chicken into pieces can frying it can be nice in toasted cheese sandwiches.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.660167 del
isn't olive a europeanish beaner, the descendent of conqusitadors?

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.660168 del
The bedrooms are carpeted. He is doing the hallway and the big rooms of the house like the dining room, lounge room etc. The laundry and kitchen aren't being done either.

NEET 01/18/2023 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.660169 del
Some cheap skank against a middle class leftist girl? Yeah, very easily.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.660170 del
What is her father ethnically?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.660171 del
Can't relax as I know the tradie will be back in here in a minute.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.660172 del
I remember that beaner chick from sicario 2, she was scratching some other girls eyes out

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.660173 del
Have you had your piss?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.660174 del
he should piss in the hall on the new laminate

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.660175 del
and accuse the tradie of doing it

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.660176 del
Smart, claim the new territory first.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.660177 del
mark his territory

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.660178 del
A possum.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.660179 del
It's now gone?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.660180 del
I bet you will accidentally eat it too.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:08 [Preview] No.660181 del
it will evaporate mysteriously.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.660182 del
might go and collect my pants from the seamstress and get a sausage roll

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:19 [Preview] No.660183 del
you should let her sample your sausage roll before you put your pants back on

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.660184 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.660185 del
I have no tasks today so I think I shall smoke that sample.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.660186 del
kek, banner material

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.660187 del
>Jacinda Ardern has announced her shock resignation as New Zealand Prime Minister, while also calling an election on October 14.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.660188 del
Massive transfer of bacteria in both directions. New super bug created.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.660189 del
well done

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:40 [Preview] No.660192 del
When are the vaxcucks gonna start dying in mass?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:41 [Preview] No.660193 del
She is just bailing because she is very unpopular and couldn't face losing the election.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.660195 del
What kids cartoons or anime had the best soundtrack neets?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:43 [Preview] No.660196 del
Two weeks.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:49 [Preview] No.660197 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.660198 del
Going full time on OnlyFans

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.660199 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 00:54 [Preview] No.660200 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.660201 del
ice break triple shot iced coffee is not as good as dare

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.660202 del
A waste of 350 calories.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.660203 del
750ml, so ~538

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.660204 del
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This week's movies will be Hackers (1995) on Saturday and Alien (1979). When I was a kid I never really noticed that the xenomorph has a penis shaped head. Did you neets?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.660205 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.660206 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.660207 del
Just the total of the bank accounts and super without the own home is very greedy to want to claim Cenno.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.660208 del
Check Engine light and the spider make the drive very scary.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.660209 del
incredibly greedy, considering their age and the fact their house would be paid off and worth more than $1m in itself

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.660210 del
The foreign NEETs would not last a day in this country.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.660211 del
I had an airbag light come on in the last day or two, it is an unsettling feeling seeing those lights. I was told the wait for the service at the dealership was almost two months to get it checked. After a few phone calls, I dropped the car down and hopefully something can be done in a week or two.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.660212 del
My penis does not look like an aliens head.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:36 [Preview] No.660213 del
He's already 20% over his biblically allocated lifetime too.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.660214 del
When that happened to me it turned out to be the clock spring in the steering wheel.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.660215 del
17% but close enough

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.660216 del
20% of 70 is 14.
70 + 14 = 84
Man is 84 years old.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.660217 del
Ya fuckin' mong cunt

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:41 [Preview] No.660218 del
Man is 82, reading comprehension neet
82/70 = 1.171...

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:42 [Preview] No.660219 del
He caught me by mentioning his wife first

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.660220 del
You're still a wanker though.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.660221 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.660222 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.660223 del
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This made me giggle.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.660224 del
I turned off my computer and went to take a piss, yes.
I hid in the shed for a bit. Had some porridge. Went to the shops. He is just finishing up now. Back in my room. The dog's claws are making funny tapping sounds on the laminate.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 01:59 [Preview] No.660225 del
Not remotely impressed with the wikipedia redesign.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.660226 del
now the desktop version looks the same as the shitty mobile version

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.660227 del
haven't actually noticed

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.660228 del
If only we'd donated some money to jimmy wales, all of this could've been avoided

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.660229 del
It looks like it is stuck in the mobile mode.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:03 [Preview] No.660230 del
I had a shower and then found a coffee chill in the fridge I forgot to drink yesterday.
It's like I got it for free now.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.660231 del
It only applies to some articles for me. I bet there will be a firefox add-on to fix it soon. The navigation thing on the side is nice with how the contents box floats but I don't like how narrow the text is now. Looks awful.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.660232 del
imagine you had a penis that could pop out a mini penis

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.660233 del
You could have a big wank or a little wank depending on how you felt.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.660234 del
I much prefer the contents after the top introductory paragraph with the child elements already expanded to give me an overview of the article, instead of having to click on the individual contents topics to look through them
Lack of border on the left is awful too.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.660235 del
If only we knew!

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.660236 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.660237 del
Have we watched Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) on womboflix?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.660238 del
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Do any of you know what this is? I have more photos of it if you want.
Is it some sort of crimping tool?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:12 [Preview] No.660239 del
You could use the big one to wank the little one.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.660240 del
>Meanwhile, a slightly drugged Spangle is forced to work as a slave and dance for the frogs' Commander Toty (Brian Frank) in the notable "Dance of the Three Snakes" sequence.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.660241 del
>The dog's claws are making funny tapping sounds on the laminate.
Just like one of Cruisey's vocaroos.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.660242 del
It's a testicle ripper.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:17 [Preview] No.660243 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.660245 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.660246 del
True, now I am living in one.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.660247 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.660248 del
Beware the green bin.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.660249 del
I want to genetically engineer this butterfly so the other wing says '14'

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.660250 del
I heard it was actually Cruisey that gassed all those jews that one time and he had the NEETlore altered to blame Possum when he was the BO.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.660251 del
He put them in a hot car.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:29 [Preview] No.660252 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.660253 del
WomboSec was contracted by Palmer Luckey to develop and deploy autonomous fish-like submarine drones with anti-ship capabilities in the Timor Sea once.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.660254 del
Those aren't innocent gropers.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.660255 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.660256 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.660257 del
That was vile.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.660258 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I07249JX8w4 [Embed]

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.660259 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:48 [Preview] No.660260 del
Going to do a poo.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:49 [Preview] No.660261 del
Good luck.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.660262 del
Thanks. I haven't gone to do it yet. I stood up and realised I need to let it bake a little longer.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.660263 del
Post a picture of the other side of it, where the knob or lock button is.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.660264 del
It's a sheet metal crimper

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.660265 del
Wrap yourself in two layers of paper towel.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 02:59 [Preview] No.660266 del
Don't. I just left a poo in the toilet, and I don't want it disturbed by poos from bad bottoms. I want it to have a happy childhood floating freely in the water.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.660267 del
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These are the only other photos I have of it. I can go take some more in the shed if you want.
Righto, cheers mate. I never would've guessed that.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:01 [Preview] No.660268 del
>Righto, cheers mate. I never would've guessed that.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Gcu3gtuiAE [Embed]

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.660269 del
Already dropped it. Somewhat uncomfortable. Two very large poos. The smell was only moderately offensive.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.660270 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.660271 del
I was always really shit at cutting sheet metal back in my pre-tech support days

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.660272 del
Pumping some eazy muthafuckin E out in the neet cave

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.660273 del
At the NEET Commune bad NEETs shall be locked in a hot car for a while.
Really bad NEETs get locked in as well but Weber will poo through the sunroof at midday.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.660274 del
What if it is Weber who has been bad?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.660275 del
Then the whole system shall collapse into chaos and we shall be doomed, Woe.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.660276 del
Ausneets - Too many poos not enough loo edition

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.660277 del
Some men would pay for this experience. John McAffee would have paid a fortune if we could just dress webber up like a negress

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.660278 del
Then he must poo on himself

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:18 [Preview] No.660279 del
NEET Justice will prevail!

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.660280 del
He was a very strange man but he gave us many memes.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.660282 del
Disgusting whores.
I hate women.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.660283 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:37 [Preview] No.660284 del
I felt for the poor blokes just trying to eat their KFC.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.660285 del
online meeting in 20 minutes where I have to try and pretend to give a fuck about some organisation
should tell them I got told to start looking for other work last night so they can have a panic

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.660286 del
>should tell them I got told to start looking for other work last night so they can have a panic
No, thats bossmans problem

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.660287 del
Cost $450 for 2.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.660288 del
They couldn't just plug the punctures?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.660289 del
Invoice it!

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.660291 del
Tell them you're not doing fuck all till they show you some tits

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.660292 del
BibleProject is okay

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.660293 del
there are no women involved

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.660294 del
Tell them to go and get some

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.660295 del
The vanilla slice milk isnt great.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.660296 del
the pajeets will ruin things
i fixed something for them this morning and this pajeet cunt took credit for my work in an email straight afterward

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.660297 del
If those people got their way you could kill them legally because they have no protection under law.
We could play soveriegn citizen hunts.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.660298 del
yes, rape them too
they can't have it both ways

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.660299 del
Imagine how bad he's going to look all of a sudden now
>but sir you could do this last week sir!

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.660300 del
Proportionate to the tax they've payed.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.660301 del
Pube trimmer.

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 03:59 [Preview] No.660303 del
>i fixed something for them this morning and this pajeet cunt took credit for my work in an email straight afterward

Reply All and call that little cunt out
Watch him squirm

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.660304 del
It was all possum

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.660305 del
One had a snapped off bit of screw, and the other one has a tech screw.
They probably could've.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.660306 del
Thats not how that works.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:06 [Preview] No.660307 del
Usually they can plug them as long as it's not in the side wall.
There's also the possibility you drove around for so long on flat tyres that you mulched the insides of them.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.660308 del
I only got it yesterday.
I barely drove it once i found it, only home and to cluses.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.660309 del
ah that sucks then

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.660310 del
One of the NEETs fucked his tyre on a country road once.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.660311 del
misso is not a tyre, though both are black

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.660312 del
I saw the banner.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.660313 del
Real muthafuckin NEETs

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.660315 del
Friday night we should have a NEET voice chat session

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.660316 del
*group phone sex session

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.660317 del
jana's piece should drop this evening

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 04:50 [Preview] No.660318 del
Watching sumo highlights on nhk world.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.660320 del
Going to need to get used to black market meat during the coming occupation

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.660321 del
War economy in our future

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.660324 del
possums cushy arse

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.660325 del
Nuro once got us used to eating the true black meat - the flesh of the giant aquatic centipede

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.660326 del
I can hear the mong roars off in the distance

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.660327 del
Refer them to UMM PTY LTD.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.660328 del
I wonder if cruisey is like general griveous whenever he spots a new mong

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.660330 del
He does what he must.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.660331 del
Well memed.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.660332 del
I don't understand it.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.660335 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 06:32 [Preview] No.660339 del
I won a hundered million billion trillion dollars when Possum banned me.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.660341 del
I remember that. But you lost it all the next week at the cas

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.660342 del
I have also been having the sex,lots of, with women of great beauty and intelligence

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.660343 del
I shouldn't have kept betting on black.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.660344 del
Many such cases.

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they got the lot cuz

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.660347 del
Buy a golden toilet. Make The Pad into a home.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.660348 del
If I won 50k I would buy all the NEETs pizza.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.660349 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 06:49 [Preview] No.660353 del
Can any other NEETs hear a strange noise?
Like a mong with his balls stuck in a fence howling in the distance

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.660354 del
That's just the mong voice to parliament you're hearing

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.660355 del
It's hard not to vote Mong these days

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.660357 del
going for a drive to clear my head

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.660362 del
might slander one of the NEETs soon

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.660364 del
That NEET doesn't really love Olive he just wants to use her for sex.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.660365 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.660366 del
Possum used to harass young women online using the alias skankhunt42 once

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.660367 del

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.660369 del
God women are so retarded
Grown adult women making tiktoks on the dumbest shit ever just for views

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.660370 del
Me too.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.660371 del
I'm about to wash my car

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.660372 del
Looking good neet.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.660373 del
Actually, I'll do it tomorrow

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.660374 del
Well procrastinated.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.660375 del
pizza noodles or noodle pizza?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.660376 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.660377 del
Why not both?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.660378 del
pizza noodles and noodle pizza is a lot of food

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.660379 del
Energy crash coming in hard.
Going to make some burritos

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.660380 del
Big food, big poo.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.660381 del
Walked over 10,000 steps today. Going to walk another 5,000 or so steps walking to and from the gym later.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.660382 del
Two please.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.660383 del
Big steps?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.660384 del
drove to st kilda beach and back

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.660386 del
Big man, big guitar.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aoyKFzr7l4M [Embed]

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.660387 del
I miss Sperg.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.660388 del
That seems a lot.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.660389 del
>tfw you don't know the temperature in Shitbourne today

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.660393 del
Is the BO still NoFun? I'm not sure if the lore has changed since last time.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.660396 del
you forgot buster

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.660398 del
Possum is still the BO in my heart.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.660399 del
All we need now is Olive.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.660400 del
Possum is still the BO in my arse.