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NEET General #647 - Too much poo not enough loo Edition NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No. 660491
Is your life in proper balance NEET?
Are you coherent?
Does your poo synchronise correctly with your loo?

Old thread: >>659484

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.660512 del
Some days I poo out far more than I ate.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.660513 del
>The memes might be a bit cringe and lame but one purpose they serve is to let you know that what you are experiencing is shared by others but also that it is not normal. It is notable for not being right. I went many years thinking everything I go through mentally was normal. These memes have helped. This shit is crazy. We shouldn't be living like this.

Depression IS normal. You're depressed because your life is SHIT. You don't have a made up chemical imbalance and you don't need some stupid tablets to fuck your brain up. You need to fix the fucking problems you have instead of whining about it like a fat fucking poofter bitch all day
Man up gay boy

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.660515 del
need more cheese. Do you like cheese neets?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.660516 del
Cheese is proof of a benevolent God.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.660517 del
>What are the best teeth whitening strips?
Crest. You can buy them on ebay. You want whatever strength is 15% peroxide. You can only get 5% peroxide in OTC in australia.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.660518 del
Even though I no longer post the editions list my memes are still being used in thread editions. There is no escape.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.660519 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.660520 del
>Even though I no longer post the editions list
You were not given permission to stop

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.660521 del
We will use your list without consent you cannot stop us.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.660522 del
Aptly bantered.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.660523 del
I no longer eat much cheese. I'm not sure why.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.660524 del
Back from the gym, 16,131 steps in total today. Saw no snails in the footpath, woe.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.660525 del
Do 30 more steps for a better meme number.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.660526 del
Get that faggot meme off the fridge and go for a run

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.660527 del
>16,131 steps in total today
you must be a lean neet. Do you have a current physique pic?

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.660529 del
>lean neet
Not yet.
>Do you have a current physique pic?
Not yet, I won't post one until I'm happy with my body.

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.660532 del
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Today was the day I was gonna become athletic. Except for some walking I failed. Please remind me tomorrow neets.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.660533 del
I heard Possum won $50,000 once.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.660534 del
Thinking of putting up a couple more fridge memes.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.660535 del
I hear nuro is in talks to purchase ausneets. I hope you neets have been nice to him.

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.660540 del
kinda miss buro. did Bo actually get rid of him?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.660541 del
He died in a helicopter crash we don't talk about the dead to respect aboriginal customs.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.660542 del
What a chonker.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.660543 del
Fridge cat ate all the everything.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.660544 del
he had to fake his own death so he could go on an undercover mission with alex jones to stop globohomo from using captured flying saucers to conquer the world. That's why he's hardly ever here.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.660545 del
Yes, and he got rid of you too.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.660546 del
I did think the crash site had far too much lube and bike chains and not enough body parts.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.660547 del
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pronunciation is his Achilles heel.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.660548 del
Weber is a CQC expert.

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.660550 del
>pronunciation is his Achilles heel.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.660551 del
People still have their Christmas lights up.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.660552 del
Vile behaviour

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.660553 del
I live in a bad home town.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.660554 del
They should have accepted it. Anglos pronounce most of the greek and roman names wrong anyway.
Apparently Julius Caesar is meant to be pronounced Yulius Kaeser. And cicero is meant to be Kikero.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.660555 del
There is a cashed up bogan house near me that I'm sure can be seen from orbit.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.660556 del
Your town is good enough that they actually put some up, but bad enough that they don't take them down.

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.660558 del
oy vey

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.660559 del
In the original Phoenician pronunciation Kek is pronounced as a 'Noo' sort of sound so it's acutally nuro.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.660560 del
Nuro a child sacrificing Phoenician confirmed.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.660561 del
That actually explains all the creepshots.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.660562 del
He's Bhaal-y ever here.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.660563 del
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She's trying to get in on some of that Avocado money

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.660564 del
Well bantered.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.660565 del
I like her boobs on the left

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.660566 del
>latina to mexican
So still a latina.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.660567 del
Anglos even changed Jesus's name. I think it is meant to be Yeshua or something like that.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.660568 del
She was quite nice to look at a couple of years ago.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.660569 del
It was pronounced that way in ancient roman times. The italians don't use that pronunciation anymore though.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.660570 del
> [Singapore]

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.660571 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.660572 del
She looks like the main characters gf in an 80s sitcom.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.660573 del
she didn't even pause at hispanic

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.660574 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.660575 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.660576 del
You will be forced to limp through a featureless wasteland forever.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.660577 del
What happens if I sit down for a rest?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.660578 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RmWb7wlcrRY [Embed]
I'm watching the extremely autistic Fallout: New Vegas videos again.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.660579 del
Nuro introduced monotheism to the egyptians with the worship of the sun god aten once.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.660580 del
still chuckling at this video one of you posted last night

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.660581 del
I did an assignment on Akhenaten back in the day.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.660582 del
I had my post gym dinner, I still have the urge to feast.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.660583 del
Chug a litre of water

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.660584 del
just saw an advert for a moofie with that waitress from baby driver surrounded by a bunch of pajeets and poojeetas

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.660585 del
I think I've drunk too much water today.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.660586 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.660587 del
Have a couple of ham and cheese toasties.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.660588 del
Fuck off. Go create a board for it if you want it back so badly. The two of you can go post over there.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.660589 del
He struggles in the close quarters of the 'vette.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.660590 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.660591 del
This chick always looked awful without makeup. She was outright below average. Don't know why leftists loved her so much.
It must piss attractive women off.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.660592 del
Kek. If I was a herder I would encourage that sort of behaviour for my own entertainment.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.660593 del
>attractive women

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.660594 del
She also has a conviction for domestic assault, that the lefties glossed over.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.660595 del
Where is the shitflinging there?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.660596 del
Create it.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.660597 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.660598 del
The boong percentage of my town's population is above the national average.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.660599 del
I hope FIFO is okay.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.660600 del
The average is only about 2% m8. You should see what proper boong communities are like. I lived up Pormpuraaw and Seisia. Fucking wild there. Everyone is a boong except for the Islanders (they don't get along) and the whites that are sent by the government to create some semblance of order. You get friendly with the local cops there right fucking quick.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:38 [Preview] No.660601 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.660602 del
I hope FIFO is in boong town with an above average population.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.660603 del
Is it true that herders can take their mong to strip club and bill it as a day out?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.660604 del

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.660607 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.660608 del
I am missing a battery. I should have 4 rechargeable AAs, I can only account for three of them.
I have looked everywhere.
I just worked out where the other one is as I was typing this. Disregard.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.660609 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.660611 del
It’s entirely possible we’re the reason she doesn’t want to post anymore content…

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:18 [Preview] No.660612 del
He ate that other NEET’s dog

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:23 [Preview] No.660613 del
I have a big pack of 30 of them I bought by mistake.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.660614 del
He had to he'd already swallowed a fly,a spider,a bird and a cat.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:26 [Preview] No.660615 del
And he hasn’t posted Robert Downie so it must be true

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.660616 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.660617 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.660618 del
She is just busy. You better not have contacted her.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.660619 del
What exercises?
What weight?
What meal?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.660620 del
Stop asking so many questions about this stuff m8.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.660621 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:34 [Preview] No.660622 del
Of course I haven’t.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.660623 del
NEETs crave the extra details.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.660624 del
Living vicariously through the other NEETs

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.660625 del
bleep bloop. must. collect. missing. neetlore. data.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.660626 del
Okay, good. I am worried some nasty neet will harass her.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.660627 del
I might download some photos of a handsome guy and buy myself some fake tiktok followers and start to woo olive

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.660628 del
Not if I woo her first with poetry and flowers and vodka

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.660629 del
The smart hoes probably tineye the photos of would-be online suitors

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.660630 del
>and start to woo olive
They call that Catfishing.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.660631 del
Warewolves of London.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.660632 del
I have a book called that.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.660633 del
I have been practicing for many years.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.660634 del
London is a myth

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.660635 del
Cruisey tried to frame Weber for the punctured tyres.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.660636 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.660637 del
>Not if I woo her first with poetry
Dear Olive,
Roses are red
Pickles are green
I love your legs
And what’s in between

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.660638 del
Cruisey used the political capital of UMM to lobby for a constitutional referendum on a NEET Voice to parliament once

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:48 [Preview] No.660639 del
trust the plan

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:53 [Preview] No.660640 del
Roses are red
parrots have beaks
I'm gonna spank
Your lovely arse cheeks

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.660641 del
Roses are red
Violents are blue
Possum is gay
And webers a Jew

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.660642 del
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Come visit ausneets
We'll run a train on you

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:56 [Preview] No.660643 del
You’re banned, son.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.660644 del
My arse is red
It is not very pretty
As love poems go
This ones rather shitty

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.660645 del
More like
Oh hell
Nothing rhymes with Olive

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.660646 del
What is her real surname?

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.660651 del
Was a big leg session tonight
Couldn't get off the torlet properly, almost crushed my balls when I sat down defeated

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.660652 del
Someone broke into my local chemist and stole all the viagra.
Police said they are looking for a hardened criminal.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.660653 del
I hope he gets a stiff penalty when they catch him.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.660654 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.660658 del
Good evening.
Its windy.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.660660 del
morning neetos

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 20:09 [Preview] No.660661 del
bit fresh in radelaide this mording
having a mondster
pajeets please texted me 20 minutes ago to say they're delivering a package

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.660662 del
morning, already had my mondster, moving on to the coffees

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.660664 del
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>Are you coherent?

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.660669 del
henlo gm

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.660670 del
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>'Remove this trash from the app store': Historians slam iPhone AI chat bot that allows users to 'talk' to dead figures from the past after it claimed Nazi propagandist Joseph Goebbels did not hate Jews

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.660672 del
G'morning NEETs.
There is a homosexual thread in the catalogue.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.660673 del
Today is the day, I want you outside and exercising now.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.660674 del
lol how dare that app return accurate information

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.660675 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k [Embed]

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.660677 del
He's very excited today.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.660679 del
>Informal imports of a highly addictive psychostimulant gives seasonal workers in Australia a taste of home
>"I would rather spend $50 on betel nut and not KFC,"

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:01 [Preview] No.660680 del
Is possum just going to sell ausneets to nuro, or is he trying to buy all of endchan?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.660681 del
This is how we're gonna do weightloss2023

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.660684 del
Going to do fruit and veg shopping in 2 hours time.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:21 [Preview] No.660685 del
at 9:51?

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:25 [Preview] No.660687 del
6 mangos please.

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:26 [Preview] No.660689 del
Are you the NEET that didn't like the mango I got him last time?

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:31 [Preview] No.660692 del
I told Possum I was impenetrable once.
He ... proved me wrong.

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app sucks anyway

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.660694 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.660696 del
Legs and chest muscle areas are sore this morning.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.660697 del
Yeah you pair got a bit rough last night.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.660698 del
If you worked out yesterday that's a good thing otherwise it's probably a bad thing.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.660699 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.660700 del
I still like the halloween cats one the most, always makes me giggle.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:37 [Preview] No.660701 del
my bicep and shoulder are still sore from when I struggled with that champagne cork over a week ago

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:38 [Preview] No.660703 del
I can't remember it. Post it please.

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.660706 del
thanks I guess.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.660707 del
Big Tones might start playing politics again soon.

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boomer politics

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.660710 del
They probably don't but I like to imagine our politicians make lots of fart jokes.

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.660712 del
Imagine him and Tones on the piss together.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.660713 del
I suppose I should put some pants on to greet Pajeet.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:05 [Preview] No.660714 del
>tfw I'll never be Nuro's special little bitch nigga

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:06 [Preview] No.660715 del
broke ass buster

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.660716 del
Pajeet does not deserve pants.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.660717 del
When was the golden age?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.660718 del
I wrestle 400 days a year.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.660719 del
Are you talking about Greek mythology, or the more general use of the term?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.660720 del
I should have clarified, Australia.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.660721 del
Last night around 11:30 once everyone was drunk.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.660722 del
I was in bed then.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.660723 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.660724 del
I'd consumed a little over 8 standos though

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.660725 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.660726 del
>but mum the kids at school bully me 'cos i don't drink enough
>they said I'm unstralian mum!

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.660727 del
I am going to give Possum a month's worth of garlic bread to bash you.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.660728 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.660729 del
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That will be a savage beating.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.660730 del
that's what he gets for running his mouth

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.660731 del
talk shit get bit

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:48 [Preview] No.660732 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:50 [Preview] No.660733 del
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Apparently her prison sentence has just been overturned.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.660734 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:54 [Preview] No.660735 del
Literally who?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:56 [Preview] No.660736 del
Is it Motherbat?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.660737 del
The 90-something year old German secretary recently jailed for her involvement in the holobunga.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.660738 del
Just want to be a dsp neet playing vidya and eating yummy snacks, but I have to wage.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.660739 del
I would not hire a 90 year old as my secretary.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.660740 del
Someone has to be the wagie.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.660741 del
Someone has to be the wagie
Someone has to be the mong
Someone has to be the herder
Someone has to have a bong

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.660742 del
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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:07 [Preview] No.660743 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rL4hjuwE1qY [Embed]

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.660744 del
that guy's face is enough for me not to click

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NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.660746 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:13 [Preview] No.660747 del
I saw a woman that looks like a younger tranny Stephen King once.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.660748 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.660749 del
I sold benzos to kids once.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.660750 del
garn coles for some groceries, you neets want anything?

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.660751 del

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.660752 del
tiger roles and 200 grams of shredded roast chicken from the deli counter please

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:27 [Preview] No.660753 del
i piss out my shit

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.660754 del
i might become a separatist

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.660755 del
Have a good wage. We are proud of you for what you are doing.

NEET 01/19/2023 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.660756 del
Mission brand corn chips please. Extreme cheese flavour.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:00 [Preview] No.660758 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.660759 del
I did not go to the fruit and veg shop when I said I would due to poo two.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:04 [Preview] No.660760 del
Due2poo2 could be a robot in the Detergent books.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:07 [Preview] No.660761 del
>6 minute phone call

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.660762 del
lol 9/11

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:13 [Preview] No.660763 del
slow day here

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:14 [Preview] No.660764 del
Bin Laden should have said 9/11 was just a prank.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:16 [Preview] No.660765 del
science can't explain why it sometimes rains with no clouds

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:22 [Preview] No.660766 del
I want to post more but I need other NEETs to post in between mine so I don't feel like I'm spamming the board.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.660767 del
sneeze and runny nose

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.660768 del
I woke up with a very sore throat. I must have been snoring again. Sleep apnea episodes. No wonder I am always so tired.
I am saving money to buy a CPAP but can't afford it just yet.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.660769 del
>always so tired
Time to get on the dexies

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.660770 del
Possum quickly rose among the ranks of a Ba'athist brigade following the 2013 deployment into Damascus

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.660771 del
too lazy to even play vidya

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.660772 del
battery acid banana pudding

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 01:13 [Preview] No.660773 del
i steal used pregnancy tests and lick them

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.660774 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 01:22 [Preview] No.660775 del
I'm going to have 4 hard boiled eggs for dinner after the gym.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.660776 del
I've been playing vidya sorry.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.660777 del
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>I woke up with a very sore throat
Many NEETs feel this way on Friday mornings.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.660778 del
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usually it's not my throat that's sore

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.660779 del
On the left, you.
On the right, the klansman she tells you not to worry about.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.660780 del
I like silky robes.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.660781 del
I like silky thighs.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.660782 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.660783 del
I like silky robes made out of silky thighs

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.660784 del
I bet Olive has silky thighs

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 02:05 [Preview] No.660785 del
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There's a reason the University of South Australia is sometimes referred to as Super TAFE.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.660786 del
The emojis were a nice touch to make it seem legit.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.660787 del
They're trying to downplay their fuck up from a few days ago.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.660788 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.660789 del
Just spotted about six cats in my backyard. 3 of them looked to be young. I hope they haven't been breeding in my shed.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.660790 del
Invite them in to shit in the shower.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.660791 del
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NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.660792 del
put them on the side of your head and pretend you're a fruity princess leia

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 02:43 [Preview] No.660793 del
did a poo

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.660794 del
Cat party in NEETs backyard!

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.660796 del
>olive once she hits the wall

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:09 [Preview] No.660797 del
still haven't done a fucking thing today

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.660798 del
Yep same. Don’t plan on doing a fucking thing either. Life has been easier since I quit my job.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.660799 del
I'm gonna do something...soon

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.660800 del
They don't wash well, imagine the static

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.660801 del
Free electical CBT.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:25 [Preview] No.660802 del
might have a cheeky 10th coffee, I need it

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.660803 del
Print out a meme for your fridge.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.660804 del
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Even horses are sick of their shit.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.660805 del
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NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.660806 del
I'd hit Olive up against the wall.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.660807 del
Howdy NEEToes, how goes it?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.660808 del
howdy, neets are turning to genital electroshock therapy to fight depression

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:33 [Preview] No.660809 del
Good afternoon NEET.

Well, yourself?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.660811 del
Doing fine, just relaxing with a whisky.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.660812 del
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>Aye yo, dis be yo cap'n hollin' atcha! Put dam muh-fukkin trey tablez up! We out dis bitch!

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.660813 del
I wouldn't buy rib eye and complain about the cost. It is confusing.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.660814 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.660815 del
It did look very small even for 200g.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.660816 del
Which one?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.660817 del
What a time to be alive.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.660818 del
Makers Mark 46, got it for Christmas from my brother in law, it's pretty crap tbh.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.660819 del
yeah, that's more one you mix with coke

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.660820 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.660821 del
Yeah it's to young for neat sipping, it has a nice smokey smell but it has that young woodglue taste to it, if it was aged 10 years it'd be a lot better.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.660822 del
Tomorrow night on womboflix we will be streaming Hackers (1995). I've never seen it, but it looks like in the 90s you had to use rollerblades and payphones to hack stuff.
Then on Sunday we have Ridley Scott's scifi/horror movie Alien (1979) where the crew of a commercial spacecraft encounter a deadly lifeform after investigating an unknown transmission and touching down on a strange planet.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.660823 del
The character in the right-most phone booth might remind some of you of a certain NEET who was expelled recently.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.660824 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.660825 del
Weber did you ever wear rollerblades in a payphone in the 90s?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.660826 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:04 [Preview] No.660827 del
did you at least have a big chain dangling on your jeans?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.660828 del
No. I thought that was part of some skateboard punk wanker subculture?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.660829 del
I've seen a few sorts do it over the years, probably just wanker culture

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.660830 del
You'd think if you skated a lot the last thing you'd want would be a big dangling chain

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.660831 del
I used to rock a wallet chain, it wasn't a massive chonker chain though.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.660832 del
I also had a school uniform in highschool, so that probably stopped a lot of those subcultures developing.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.660833 del
People still kinda fell into subcultures in highschool though, mainly with who your friends were.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.660834 del
might write a browser based high fantasy mmorpg in webassembly

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.660835 del
I guess so, although there weren't many groups I can remember. A handful of druggies, handful of nerds, the soccer poofs, and the the afl/cricket wankers.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.660836 del
this was also an age where homosexuals didn't exist openly, and there were only one or two fat kids in the entire school

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.660837 del
Yeah we kinda had that at our school, nerds, sports wankers, goths and skaters/stoners, I kinda fell into the skater/stoner group but I more or less got on okay with everyone.

I think there was like 2 openely homo kids at our school, they always hung around the girls.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.660838 del
>I more or less got on okay with everyone.
That's good. I spent the last few years of school by myself in the library at recess and lunch.

>I think there was like 2 openely homo kids at our school, they always hung around the girls.
yeah there were one or two boys like that (who turned out to be actual faggots), but they were just regarded as weird rather than as faggots.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.660839 del
Now the teachers are homos and the kids are all fat.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.660840 del
had a shave

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.660841 del
close shave?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.660842 del
sack and crack?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.660843 del
nose and nape?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.660844 del
just my face

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.660845 del
I wonder if a herder has ever had his mong taken by dingoes.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.660846 del
At the neet compound we will have to gentleman's barbers, one who trims the head and beard, the other specialising in shaving balls.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.660847 del
Actually, we might try and get a nice poojeta to do the sack and crack shaving.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.660848 del
Waxing would be much better for those areas.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.660849 del
I will fart in her face.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.660850 del
That is a sign of respect in india

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.660851 del
I know what you are.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.660852 del
I know what you ate.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.660854 del
I think this kid is autistic

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.660855 del
That will happen to BeanNEET one day.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.660856 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.660857 del
I hate poor people

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.660858 del
What a time to be alive, when a singlw tin of beans exploding is news. The epitome of first world problems.

This being said only last month i karen'd a bean company

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.660859 del
Death by bean.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.660860 del
Mongs are more like ducks, they get stuck in places then hide in the place they are stuck.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.660861 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.660862 del
>tfw stuck like a duck

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.660863 del
Spent the day with normies, a mistake.
>fad diets
>bizarre consumerism
>self affirmation
>zoomer jobs
Would not recommend neets

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.660864 del
>>fad diets
>>bizarre consumerism
>>self affirmation
>>zoomer jobs
Could you please tell us a bit more about these?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.660865 del
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NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.660866 del
I do not wish to speak against normies individually, and i have difficulty interpreting your question

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.660867 del
he wants to know some of what you overheard today

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.660868 del
feeling woed

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.660869 del
It would be poor form to betray the confidence of specific normies.
As there are many such cases i would prefer to speak of similar cases.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.660870 del
What woes you?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.660871 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.660872 del
garn get some fish and chips for dindins neets, my shout, what do you want?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.660873 del
The job situation. Having to update my resume and apply for jobs and do interviews. Being too fat for my suits.
The renovation situation. Bill is back again Saturday and Sunday. Apart from Christmas, I don't feel like I've had a weekend off in months.
My yard is a mess front and back.
I have to have a shower shortly and visit the air rifle thingo for the first time this year. I didn't go for a few months toward the end of last year.
Other stuff.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.660874 del
battered sav

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.660875 del
$10 worth of chips thanks.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.660876 del
Nobody can address this many woes at once, cleaning the front yard seems doable.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.660877 del
>cleaning the front yard seems doable.
I might try that tomorrow morning

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.660878 del
And risk waking up in the same position? No, clean the front yard up tonight. Use a torch if you have to.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.660879 del
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>And risk waking up in the same position?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.660880 del
had the shower
feel slightly better

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.660881 del
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Good filename. The meme is spreading. It is the year of acceptance. The year of the fridge memes.
We will always be in the same position. We are the position.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.660882 del
What are fridge memes?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.660883 del
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I don't accept this year of acceptance.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.660884 del
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NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.660885 del
Give up the struggle NEET. You are just going in circles and tiring yourself out.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.660886 del
Trying to summon the will to get the dishes done. They are attracting ants.
Got no energy.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.660887 del
just let nature take its course and those dishes will eventually have the food removed

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.660888 del
Memes you print out and attach to your fridge with magnets.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.660889 del
Smart, then when the ants die from lack of food he can eat the ants.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.660890 del
She already hit the wall.

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NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.660893 del
I had four muesli bars and a banana in the break room at work today.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.660894 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.660895 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.660896 del
It would have been awkward for my coworkers otherwise.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.660897 del
There's an audiobook version read by Johnny Cash.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.660898 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.660899 del
Watching S05E01 of Gilmore Girls.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:30 [Preview] No.660900 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.660901 del
Ate a massive amount of slop. Cooked up heaps of beans. About to burst.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.660902 del
Yaaaaas kweeeeen!!!!!

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.660903 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.660904 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.660906 del
He's looking fine tonight.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.660907 del
Thank you, neet.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.660908 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.660909 del
For the last few weeks I've been wanking to Olive about half the time that I wank.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.660910 del
First pic is suprise buttsex face

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.660911 del
Wow, some thot caked up with make up.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.660912 del
High T move for all involved.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.660913 del
Stop speaking like a nigger.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.660914 del
Shouldn't have eaten so much. On the verge of collapse.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.660915 del
What type of feed?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.660916 del
She's an ugly thot.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.660917 del
>like a nigger.
He's a bit snake like too.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.660918 del
Not sure how a whore with more make up on than a clown is meant to be attractive.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.660920 del
Pork mince, passata, carrots, onions, BEANS, pasta.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.660921 del
Yes but you go more for the 60+ male crowd when it comes to sex.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.660922 del
He's got a good figure.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.660923 del
poorly bantered

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.660924 del
it'll start fattening up like a beaner whore soon

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.660925 del
glug glug glug glug
Shall I tell the story again?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.660926 del
>glug glug glug glug

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.660927 del
The sound of cocksucking.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.660928 del
Stop getting so emotional. She is just some chick on the internet. You need to learn to be more like >>660922 and insult her/me without getting so involved.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.660929 del
Why do I want to hear you sucking cock?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.660930 del
I'm not. I'm insulting him as well.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.660931 del
I held weber against a wall and wanked him off against his will once.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.660932 del
It's out usual brown snakey friend being his pleasant self in the hope of a conversation.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.660933 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.660934 del
The same guy who once sucked off an old bloke at the YMCA so someone would talk to him.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.660935 del
You sound actually bitter when you do so. The other neet doesn't care the way you do.
I don't know why you are so invested in her.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.660936 del
>thinking you can do anything to Weber against his will

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.660937 del
My office chair has become a bit loose. Might have a squiz before it collapses or something aye.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.660938 del
Hot and protein pilled!

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.660939 del
Yeah, I can see it now that you've pointed it out.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.660940 del
Project whatever meaning you want into my words. He doesn't have the tits to cosplay that character.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.660941 del
When I put mine together it said on the instructions you're meant to tighten the screws every 4 months.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.660942 del
Shitty Chinese steel?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.660943 del
Better do it soon so you don't end up with a surprise home proctology examination.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.660944 del
I must confess that he paid me to do it.
I knew a chick in coffs that had worked as a dominatrix in Sydney. She was a fairly typical dero chick, not very good looking. She said she never fucked any of her clients, she'd just yell at them, slap them around a bit etc. Strange what some blokes will pay for.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.660945 del
She has joked about that before.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.660946 del
Getting bred could help with that.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.660947 del
I've had it for about two years and never done that. Might get into the habit of doing it aye. Cheers.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.660948 del
Just realised I've had mine 6 months now and haven't sone it yet, lol.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.660949 del
Sounds like a good feed.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.660950 del
I've never done that in the six years I've own mine, although I need to replace mine now since it's started to show the wood of the bottom of the seat.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.660951 del
>started to show the wood
<Authentic NEET arse pressed and stained wood. No low ball offers, I know what I got.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.660952 del
The gas thing that raises it is broken as well. Not selling for less than $100.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.660953 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.660954 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.660955 del
Can you deliver it to me I'm in Cambodia.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.660956 del
It's a long term investment.
Sure, you just have to pay delivery.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.660957 del
Well beaned

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.660958 del
Well beaned

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.660959 del
I am a poor pregnant single mum with no legs and aids can you please deliver for free

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.660960 del
I had to go get an allen key for it. It wasn't the base that was loose it turns out it was the joints between the back, bottom, and sides that needed tightening.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.660961 del
I'll get right onto it.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.660962 del
I just did mine and it feels less wobbly, more solid.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.660963 del
Santas elfs gonna help him empty his sack

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.660964 del
Bet both of you are nice and tight now.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.660965 del
My chair does have that feeling that one day it will break through and rape my bottom.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.660966 del
Good neet. It is one of those problems that gets worse so gradually that you don't notice it. I find the bolts in door locks getting sticky are a lot like that. You just get used to needing a little bit extra force to close the door each time and eventually you are slamming the door just to get it shut and regard this as normal.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:15 [Preview] No.660967 del
Better stay lubed up then.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.660968 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.660969 del
You'll enter the gape zone with the other NEET.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.660970 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.660971 del
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You need some graphite.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.660972 del
JoJo is a man.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.660973 del
Do not get that stuff under your foreskin.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.660974 del
For when electrically buzz of CBT is not enough.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.660975 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.660976 del
You could use your NEET stick as a HB pencil, just watch out for the sharpener

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.660977 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.660978 del
Where does the day go?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.660979 del
How the fuck do clothes dryers work

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.660980 del
Who even has them in this country?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.660981 del
Time is a social construct real NEETs exist throughout all of existence simultaneiously.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.660982 del
For some NEETs at the rub 'n' tug

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.660983 del
He's a goblinnoid too.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.660984 del
My mates exec mum who rants about climate change a lot has two.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.660985 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.660986 del
Laniisu. Apparently it removes the tiktok logo and account name.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.660987 del
I should become a Jehovah's Witness before WWIII starts.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.660988 del
I might watch a movie tonight.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.660989 del
I had some corned beef, two potatoes and a carrot for dinner.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.660990 del
13.6 °C
Feels like 8.9 °C
very comfy

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.660991 del
Hope you cooked them neet.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.660992 del
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>eating cooked food
Fire ruined humanity.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.660993 del
I am opposed to Sudan's foreign policy.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.660994 del
You should go and poo on their doorstep to show your displeasure.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.660995 del
That's quite a walk.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.660996 del
That's quite a wank.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.660997 del
Climate change people are some of the worst for that stuff.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.660998 del
Cheers noot. There are heaps of Brazilian egirls on tiktok for some reason.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.660999 del
The deer man is outside shouting in the voice of my dead mum to try to lure me out again...

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.661000 del
Oh deer

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.661001 del
Is this one of the notdeer things that /x/ talks about?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.661002 del
Wish I could get pissed but I want to stop drinking for a while.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.661003 del
Go out and give him a hug he's probably just lonely.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.661004 del
Throw a bucket of water on him.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.661005 del
Wank him off

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.661006 del
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What else do they have to do? I follow a fair few of them on instagram.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.661007 del
thinking of making feedpacks with chicken parmas - buy some chicken schnitzels, cook them, pile on some tomato paste and cheese, cut them up so they fit inside a plastic container for freezing

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.661008 del
Is the man who would be king a movie worthy of womboflix?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.661009 del
I don't like what they did you Wikipedia recently.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.661010 del
>tfw no Brazilian cosplay gf

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.661011 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.661012 del
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NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.661013 del
The UI change is recent.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.661014 del
Yeah, it's a brilliant movie.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.661015 del
kek, well done

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.661016 del
Very lifelike stick figures.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.661018 del
Wail until the full moon and recharge.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.661019 del
We discussed it yesterday morning.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.661020 del
Not sure what movie I should watch. I might just start on Lethal Weapon 2.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.661021 del
You did.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.661022 del
That one isn't as good from what I remember. The Saffa girl is pretty though.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.661023 del
fuck, just smashed a bowel on my floor, gonna sit here and whine about it rather than cleaning it up

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.661024 del
Imagine the smell.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.661025 del
>smashed a bowel on my floor
Your office chair broke?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.661026 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.661027 del
Too late NEET, we have seen the poo

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.661028 del
Poo everywhere.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.661029 del
>tfw trying to cram the bowls back up your bum

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.661030 del
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NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.661031 del
10k once said that whore has to shit very frequently due to all the anal she has done.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.661032 del
>gonna sit here

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.661033 del
A vile thought.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.661034 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.661035 del
fuck, thought the bowl ceramic wouldn't be as bad as glass, then I slashed my finger open on a fragment. Living the woe life.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.661036 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.661037 del
That's what you get for having fancy ceramic bowels.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.661038 del
My new shaver misses hairs.
I think im goimg to go back to using hair clippers

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.661039 del
You must scrape them off your face with a sharp bit of steel.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.661040 del
I need a saxophonist to follow me around.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.661041 del
My dog has stainless steel bowels.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.661042 del
I remember when there used to be only 5 channels.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.661043 del
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>tfw big hairy cow

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.661044 del
Bye, son.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.661045 del
We had channel 2, sbs, central gts bkn, and southern star.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.661046 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.661047 del
>central gts bkn
>southern star

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.661048 del
I had imparja once.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.661049 del
These were those weird channels I used to see in the tv guide and my mum warned me about them.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.661050 del
Good boong porn?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.661051 del
She warned me about the boongs, said they have the clap.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.661052 del
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NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.661053 del
>You stay away from them boong sheilas NEET,stick it in one of them and it'll drop right off it will!

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.661054 del
He should use a piece of that other neets bowel.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.661055 del
I don't like the South African accent.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.661056 del
At the NEET Compound shaving with another NEETs bowels shall be strictly fornbidden.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.661057 del
Bet yor blek!

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.661058 del
You could have had the world.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.661059 del
In Lethal Weapon 2? There is a bunch of anti-South African and anti-White stuff in that one. I don't know why Mel agreed to do it.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.661060 del
I'll go ask him for you.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.661061 del
>the man who would be king
7.8/10 on imdb. I had not heard of it before.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.661062 del
Oh boy, better not risk it.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.661063 del
Well drawn.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.661064 del
We need some more good, pro-colonial films on womboflix. Any ideas neets?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.661065 del
I want to lick some shaved, sweaty female armpits.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.661066 del
The Man Who Would be King is based on a Kipling story and in it a young Michael Caine and Sean Connery are a pair of ex soldiers who travel to India to conquer a bit of it to be kings of.
It is damn good fun in an old British style and lots of pajeets get shot and blown up and ripped off along the way.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.661067 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:50 [Preview] No.661068 del
pajeet you have to go back

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.661069 del
Not a Pajeet thing to enjoy the sight of women armpits.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.661070 del
I did the dishes.
Covered in sweat now. Too fat for this life. I wiped my face and head down with some paper towel.
The mental struggle was worse. Standing there bent over the sink, alone with my thoughts. Nothing but trauma flashbacks, accusations and misery running through my head.
I turned the stereo on and listened to some music. It helped a bit.
Glad to be back in front of the computer though. It is the only thing that can adequately distract.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.661071 del
You're a maschalagnian.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.661072 del
Reading about Kim (1950), starring Errol Flynn.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.661073 del
Possum told me he had diplomatic immunity once.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.661074 del
That sounds a bit nasty NEET have a good relax now.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.661075 del
Does anyone know an easy way to edit out blue eye reflection in photos of my dog? It is like red eye in people but in dogs it is blue.
I googled but it is a mess and I couldn't find anything that worked and is free.
I would like something I could use in the browser on the desktop.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.661076 del
I'm like this. I just find them erotic for some reason. I'm also a footfag.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.661077 del
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>nasty NEET
Just what are you implying?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.661078 del
NEETs like you are always appreciated at the Annual NEET Gangbang, you leave the good bits for the rest of us.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.661079 del
Sleepy. I had my glass of milk.
Feet are just feet to me, they don't turn me on or off but I get it.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.661080 del
I should have used my gramma

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.661081 del
We've all used your gramma.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.661082 del
degenerates like you give me someone to look down upon

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.661083 del
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NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.661084 del
I am the grey fox and also the listener of the dark brotherhood. Master of sneak. Big wood elf bulge. Might keep going and become head of everything.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.661085 del
When you're on top?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.661086 del
until you give head to everyone

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.661087 del
The thief quest is epic.
The first time I played it I went into that huge dungeon as an archer with only 50 or so arrows.
I've never paid so much attention to scavenging them up in any game since.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.661088 del
That is a good Pepe. Might make a good OP thread edition Pepe.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.661089 del
Yeah I almost ran out of arrows in the final thief guild mission. Started with over 100.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.661090 del
Iirc I stayed up till 3am to finish it, such a long quest.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.661091 del
There was a way to bodge that fall at the end so you could keep the jumping boots too.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.661092 del
It is easy to fail too. And then you have to start all over again.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.661093 del
I did not know that and lost the boots after using them.
I am doing well with Acrobatics skill anyway though. I jump everywhere. Old school parkour style.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.661094 del
I always did that too, there is a quite a few hidden treasures you need a decent jump to get to.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.661095 del
I might have to download Oblivion now.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.661096 del
I just find it fun.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.661097 del
Go for it NEET.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.661098 del
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NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.661099 del
I am back from the club
having a stout

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.661100 del
Stout fella

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.661101 del
Well done. What race/class/style are you going to go for?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.661102 del
Welcome back. How was the club?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.661103 del
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How come if it is 2023 now, and Zardoz was set in 2023, Possum is the only one dressing like this?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.661104 del
you have to be scottish to pull it off, and sadly possum is the only true scotsman among us

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.661105 del
Not too bad, thank you. Shot a half-decent score, considering I hadn't been in months.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.661106 del
I bet he shagged everyone on the set of that film.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.661107 del
I don't know tbh, IIrc I used to go bretonian stealth archer a lot for the magic resistance.
I'll probably do that again.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.661109 del
She was out doing research

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.661110 del
She asked Weber out and he told her not to flatter herself.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.661111 del
He is too good for her.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.661112 del
Tbh I would probably have sex with her but I would feel bad about it.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.661114 del
I finally finished watching The Departed. It was okay but not as good as I remember. Probably an overrated movie. It tries a bit too hard.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.661115 del
Here I sit
Having watched
The Departed
Tried to shit
But only farted

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:54 [Preview] No.661116 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.661117 del
I have Avatar (2009) on the desktop to be watched. I haven't seen it since it was out originally.
I didn't really like it but the sequel put it in my mind again and I felt like maybe I should watch it again. I don't plan to see the sequel until a good torrent is out.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.661118 del
Where is Big Fella?
Wish to inquire as to his breakfast and plans for the day.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:56 [Preview] No.661119 del
>magic resistance
I don't let anyone use magic on me. I strike from the shadows.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.661120 del
How long did it take you to watch that?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.661121 del
22m 8sec

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.661122 del
I don't know. I feel like I might have started last year.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.661123 del
respectable wank

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.661124 del
I always liked to speed run the oblivion gates/towers and it was handy for that.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.661125 del
Research suggests I started watching The Departed on December 11th last year: >>641080

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.661126 del
>oblivion gates/towers
They could be a bit repetitive.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:07 [Preview] No.661127 del
Nearly 6 weeks, impressive.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.661128 del
Big Fella is likely to be named
László (Lazza)
István (Steve-o)
József (Joe)
János (Janno)
Zoltán (Zolts)

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:16 [Preview] No.661129 del
Cruisey stole a homeless mans shoes once.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.661130 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.661131 del
time to transition

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.661132 del
I forgot to have dinner tonight

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.661133 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:34 [Preview] No.661134 del
Where should I buy shoelaces in person?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.661135 del
Coles and woolies usually have some.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.661136 del
Big bolt-ons?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.661137 del
The indian girl in it is hot

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:36 [Preview] No.661138 del
Supermarket will have a small selection in the aisle with the boot polish and sewing stuff. Tends to be the same aisle as the cleaning products.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.661139 del
Can I return a broken pair of secateurs to bunnings for a refund if I don't have the packaging or a receipt?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.661140 del
Shoe shops will also have laces, although sneaker shops will tend to just carry nigger laces

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.661141 del
Maybe. Tends to come down to how used they are, how likeable and believable you are, and luck.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:41 [Preview] No.661143 del
I don't know if I have the confidence to try. Rejection will humiliate me.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:42 [Preview] No.661144 del
Probably not without the receipt.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.661145 del
You could buy a new pair and then take the broken ones back with the nnew receipt.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.661146 del
“We will record your proof of identification (eg drivers' licence) when processing returns without proof of purchase. Without this, we may not be able to accept your return. Exchange vouchers are valid from time of issue and are redeemable at any store. These vouchers are not redeemable for cash or Gift Cards.”

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.661147 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.661148 del
Need to go sleep before drop phone

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.661149 del
fzz bzzz mzz bzz

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 12:56 [Preview] No.661150 del
Hey BO theres a dodgy thread in the catalogue.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.661151 del
The same people have been spamming anon.cafe.
I just did a global report, hopefully they get onto it if we are unattended.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.661152 del
I think that is what I might do. Very clever, I had not thought of that, although once you mentioned it I realised I had heard of it before but forgot to apply it to my situation. My brain failed me. Lucky I had the NEETs as backup.
Although I must say getting another pair of these secateurs would not be my first choice since the handle snapped in two when put under exertion. But it will probably be the best option. The blades were good it is just the handles that are bad.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.661153 del
Yeah, having to get a pair of the same ones is the problem.
Could just have been a fluke bad handle though.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.661154 del
What is that?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.661155 del
I am thinking of adding fruit smoothies to my daily routine.
I figure they would be a good way to get some vitamins and stuff.
A cup of whole milk, half a banana, some frozen berries. Maybe a bit of mango or other fruit. A teaspoon or so of sugar.
I would need to buy a blender.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.661156 del
An imageboard. It lets you create a board like with here. I use it for /k/. It caught a lot of the 8chan refugees like /christian/ and /loomis/ as well.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.661157 del
>A teaspoon or so of sugar.
Don't. It will be fine with the fruit you mong. Milk and fruit, why do you need sugar? Fucking seppo-tier to add sugar to fruit.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.661158 del
I will go by taste and add as little as possible. But fruit here is not as sweet as it should be. They pick it too early.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.661159 del
They are using a white square instead of the Russian flag in the onscreen scoreboard for the Aus open
Incredibly gay

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.661160 del
Good morning neets
Make sure you get one that's easy to clean

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.661161 del
need to go to the supermarket and have some breakkayyyie before bill arrives

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.661162 del
back from woolies
got a 4 pack of choccy dougnut's for bill to take back home to the neices and nephews
those 440ml magnum ice cream tubs are half price at the moment. got one for moofie night
got a sausage mcfuggin meal. sill girl made me a cafe latte instead of a flat white

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:12 [Preview] No.661163 del
G'morning NEETs

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:13 [Preview] No.661164 del
He just took the 'walk a mile in another man's shoes' thing a little too literally.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:13 [Preview] No.661165 del
henlo gm to you too, NEET

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.661166 del
Was the latte still good?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.661167 del
yeah, it's doing the job

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.661168 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:36 [Preview] No.661169 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.661170 del
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>Permanent gun amnesty recovers almost 18,000 weapons, including flamethrower, in first year
>>In the nation's capital, a Vietnam War-era flamethrower was among the weapons surrendered to ACT Policing.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.661171 del
That NEET could have used one of them for his weeds.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.661172 del
Front and back done in an hour.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.661173 del
If I had a flamethrower I would torch the dirtbikers when they ride past.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.661174 del
More glowie operations. The government is a terrorist organisation.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.661175 del
The picture in the article is just the hand piece, no hose, tanks, etc. Absolutely useless in the context of being a threat to society. Just another museum piece destroyed.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.661176 del
>another museum piece destroyed
That's what they want, they want to erase our history.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.661177 del
Woke up.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.661178 del
Well awokened.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:06 [Preview] No.661179 del
Big mistake.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.661180 del
What's the deal with living in a society?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.661181 del
You have to pretend the other person isn't talking shit then they won't point out you're talking shit when it's your turn.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.661182 del
might buy some wood and some bog

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.661183 del
I saw a person needing to build up moment to get out of their car yesterday.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.661184 del
Blueberries and black coffee for breakfast.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.661185 del
It do be like that sometimes.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.661186 del
Last night I had a dream that my granddad was hitting me in his sleep.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.661187 del
To wage.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.661188 del
Or not to wage?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.661189 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.661190 del
My shift today is 2:30 to 6. That's fucked, the 7-12 shifts are so much better.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:45 [Preview] No.661191 del
Waterproof sealant please.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.661192 del
I might try that on my bum.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.661193 del

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.661194 del
After seven days it requires mechanical removal, so if you can hold that long, you'll be sweet.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 22:53 [Preview] No.661195 del
I was hoping that somehow it would only contain liquids but allow solids to pass.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:09 [Preview] No.661197 del
I have special needs

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.661198 del
Might get 3 good NEETs a big breaky

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:13 [Preview] No.661199 del
>tfw bad NEET

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:14 [Preview] No.661200 del
Thank you NEET.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.661201 del
If I had a teleporter,a doxxing machine and a shotgun many people would die every time I looked at reddit.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.661202 del
He only said he might, he may be taunting you.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:22 [Preview] No.661203 del
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Good morning NEETs.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:22 [Preview] No.661204 del
Thanks NEET.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:22 [Preview] No.661205 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:23 [Preview] No.661206 del
I will keep hoping.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.661207 del
You should do a bad thing to spite him if he doesn't.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.661208 del
You didnt get any

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:30 [Preview] No.661209 del
I'm a bad NEET.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.661210 del
Gonna bash him

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.661211 del
I might start watching The Sopranos.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.661212 del
Me and another NEET did that early last year or the year before.

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.661214 del
>A giant celebrity seal has made a dramatic return to a small town in Victoria by stopping traffic, smashing a servo window and attracting police attention.
Boong seal

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.661216 del
are there any australian films that portray boongs negatively?

NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:47 [Preview] No.661217 del
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NEET 01/20/2023 (Fri) 23:49 [Preview] No.661218 del
I can't think of any tbh, they're all social worker wank films.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.661219 del
By this logic, the doctor should let you look at they bum too

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.661220 del
Stupid flag drop-down thingo

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.661221 del

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.661222 del
Sounds fair.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.661223 del
>"ASIO does not have any issue with people who have opinions they want to express," he said.
>"This is a critical part of a vibrant democracy.
>"We do not — and cannot — investigate peaceful protest or dissent."
Complete lies.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.661224 del
Who you callin stupid carnt?

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.661225 del
Myself you dumb nigger

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.661226 del
tfw having a black instant

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.661227 del

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.661228 del
I intentionally mispronounce Boer.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.661229 del
I need to buy onions.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.661230 del
Onions aren't real

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.661231 del
what's a non wanker beer that I could reasonably find at my local bottle shop?

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:29 [Preview] No.661232 del

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:29 [Preview] No.661233 del
No you don't - what you need to do is stop stinking up ausneets with your smelly onion enriched farts. Me and the other neets are getting quite tired of it I can tell you.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.661234 del
‘Ol dirty arse onion smellin nigga

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.661235 del
At ausneets we got smart fellas and fart smellers

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:35 [Preview] No.661236 del
Big Tones used to use his onion farts to mog parliament.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.661237 del
I remember that.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.661238 del
Just flossed my teeth.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:42 [Preview] No.661239 del
I'm going to double my onion intake now.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:44 [Preview] No.661240 del
Back from wage.
Got another this arvo so cant be a boong.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.661241 del
>cant be a boong

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:46 [Preview] No.661242 del
Fart under his door

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.661243 del
I'll do worse than that.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.661244 del
I can't think of any either.
New Zealand made Once Were Warriors which showed a pretty ugly side of maori.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.661245 del

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.661246 del
Well waged. Get some work done around the house while you wait for the next shift.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.661247 del
Very poor NEET lore.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 00:54 [Preview] No.661248 del
we need a neetlore wiki

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:09 [Preview] No.661249 del
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Tonight on womboflix we bring you teenage Angelina Jolie in Hackers (1995) - a film that follows a group of high school hackers and their involvement in a corporate extortion conspiracy. Tonight at 7pm

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.661250 del
I want to rape Lujan. Stupid psyop whore.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.661251 del
Fuck bros.Leant back in the chair, heard a big crack and narrowly avoided falling backwards. It did well last as long as it did.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.661252 del
Cant have a choof.
Skulled a turkey and bepis, think I might have another.
Dont need to leave until around 1630

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.661253 del
Crikey. They take a lot of rough use.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.661254 del
At least it wasn't a free proctology exam.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.661255 del
Monk is 42 days sober, like a goody goody homo.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.661256 del
Playing playstation.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.661257 del
Womboflix will be holding an Australia day special this Thursday - it's only a matter of time before the day gets banned, so we want to celebrate it at least once. Ausneets needs to come up with a decent movie to watch that evening - one that is (a) Australian, and (b) not Picnic at Hanging Rock (I've seen it and it's lame). Some suggestions to vote on (or nominate your own):

Mad Max 1 (1979)
The Man From Snowy River (1982)
Chopper (2000)
Skippy and the Intruders (1969)
Wake in Fright (1971)
Wolf Creek (2005)
The Castle (1997)

(I haven't seen any of these films except for Mad Max 1, so if any of them are shit, let me know)

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.661258 del
well done. How much do you weight now?

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.661259 del
The exec form destroys

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.661260 del
How much do you weigh? Doesn't look like an executive rated chair

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.661261 del
75, but i havent poo'd

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.661262 del
Don't try and bring him down to your level with those sort of remarks.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:41 [Preview] No.661263 del
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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.661264 del
I started the morning by doing a bit of reading, but I still ended up getting out of bed and having a wank anyway.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.661265 del
Thats not what I'm doing.
I wish I was as big of a fag as him.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.661266 del
>The Man From Snowy River (1982)
>Wake in Fright (1971)
I haven't seen either of these from memory, wouldn't mind seeing them or some of the others.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.661267 del
I bet this is iga being a faggot again

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.661268 del
Had you tightened the screws?
Have a choof
The Castle or Mad Max would be my choices.
A wank a day keeps Posso at bay.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.661269 del
It would be full of lies and vile slander.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.661270 del

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.661271 del
This came out of nowhere.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.661272 del
Any with the actor from wake in fright are good.
Breaker morant is another for that list.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.661273 del
I had 9 standos.feeling it.
Will be sober by wage oclock.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.661274 del
I already gave you neets too many movies to vote on, resulting in neets being unable to choose a clear winner

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.661275 del
Eating yummy food is based and tastypilled.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.661276 del
>Will be sober by wage oclock.
Sounds do-able.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.661277 del
Yummy food is very good.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.661278 del
A sudden ejaculation.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.661279 del
You should just give us one good film and one bad film to make it easier.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.661280 del
With smarts like that you could be the hidden hand behind the illusion of democracy

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.661281 del
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Had a couple of crispy chicken street tacos for lunch.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.661282 del
Yummo. Looking good.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.661283 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.661284 del
I sniff NEET's pee to gather information on them.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 02:52 [Preview] No.661285 del
Did you start by training with bike seats?

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.661286 del
shouldn't have fed bill good food, he's getting drowsy

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.661287 del
Give him some meff

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.661288 del
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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.661289 del
he doesnt want a mondster
says he's full

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.661290 del
that's not a frenly face

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.661291 del
Tell him he needs it
What yummy food did you get him?

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.661292 del
Woke up.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.661293 del
Tempted to go get some tally hos to roll a couple small joints for this afternoons shift.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.661294 del
he had the same as me

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.661295 del
Very bad idea.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.661296 del
What did you eat?
Are you sleepy?

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.661297 del

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.661298 del
Ill be in the city by 6, as long as i stay there until 12, ill be fine.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.661299 del
you'll miss teh moofie

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.661300 del
Looks like a good feed.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.661301 del
I will tell you it's a good idea if you share.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.661302 del
Is that from the place off of peachy rd?

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.661303 del

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.661304 del
They never pick my choices anyway.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.661305 del
You should make better choices

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.661306 del
we dont want to watch some albie mangles and the scrub abbos documentary

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:27 [Preview] No.661307 del
Would these scrub abbo documentaries have much in the way of boong sex?
Asking for a mate

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.661308 del
If I was a porn whore, my stage name would be PepperPie Shiraz.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.661309 del
mine would be winnie the pooh-er

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.661310 del
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If Cruisey made this there would be a chicken-sized guillotine in the yard.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.661311 del
I'd be the Wandjina Destroyer

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.661312 del
if i had that flame thrower mentioned earlier, toney coney's ice cream van would be getting torched right about now

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.661313 del
Does it play greensleeves?

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.661314 del
I wish I was Alby Mengles

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.661316 del
>tfw you're trying to find a pic of a boong in a nazi outfit and you find a jew/boong love memorial instead

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.661317 del
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There is a very large fire dangerously close to my weed fields.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.661318 del
no, and it's pissing me off I can't name the tune
lyrically the verse ends with "the only [life/one] for me"
the wikipedia entry on ice cream van tunes doesn't list it

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.661319 del
finally came to me
yellow rose of texas
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1CSi3aDYtlc [Embed]

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.661320 del
Say goodbye to your crop.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.661321 del
How did the fire start?

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.661322 del
ice cream van, flame thrower

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.661323 del
Concerning development.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.661324 del
Toney Coney has had it coming a long time.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.661325 del
Didnt know the name og that.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.661326 del
Kek, lightning strikes
I managed to make a firebreak just in time

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.661328 del
Possum once told me I was wasting my life and I should just pull myself up by my jockstrap and get on with it.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.661329 del
Possum tried to pull me up by the jockstrap once.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.661330 del
What's the king of cheese flavoured chips neets? Doritos, twisties, cheetos or cheese and bacon balls?

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.661331 del
Doritos cheese supreme

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.661332 del
He was right of course.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.661333 del
Doritos, nacho cheese.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.661334 del
I tried once >>660580

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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.661336 del
my life's empty without junk food

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.661337 del
Twisties are best of those you have named.
Mission brand extreme cheese corn chips are better.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.661338 del
Enjoy your junk food NEET. Accept that it gives you pleasure. Do not feel bad about it.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.661339 del
Terrible opinion.

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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.661342 del
Bill has gone, standos acquired, pyjamas on, cool zone enabled.

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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 05:43 [Preview] No.661345 del
No Receipts

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 05:46 [Preview] No.661346 del
Fraudulent billing.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.661347 del
Wish I was raised by a mysterious ninja clan

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.661348 del
might have another can of jiggly juice

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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.661354 del
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looking a forward to womboflicks

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.661355 del
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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 06:35 [Preview] No.661356 del
bloody women texting me

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.661357 del
ask for nudes, that should shut her up

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.661358 del
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Sisterbot and Motherbat update each other in near realtime.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.661360 del
kek and based.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.661361 del
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Womboflix will be streaming Hackers (1995) in 1 hour. Come join us for bantz and prime era Angelina Jolie. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.661362 del
She is marrying for love no doubt.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.661363 del
Being the head of the family is a lot of responsibility.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:07 [Preview] No.661364 del
Giving head is a whole lot of responsibility

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.661365 del
Weber is that single, straight talkin, hard drinking uncle you were always a bit scared of as a kid

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.661366 del

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.661367 del
>Monk is 42 days sober,

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.661368 del
happy birthday

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.661369 del
Flat faced, pig nosed gook whore

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.661370 del
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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.661371 del
Kitty was not

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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.661373 del
Well done. We are all proud of you. Keep going.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.661374 del
I enjoyed that meme.

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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.661376 del
He tried the respectable path. It didn't work for him.

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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.661378 del
Normie meme.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.661379 del
Poop head

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.661380 del
I thought the combination was quite good myself

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.661381 del
It's above him

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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.661383 del
Loud sound I could not account for. Sounded like something hit a window at speed, or maybe the roof.
Investigations did not turn up a source.

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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.661386 del
Good movie

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.661387 del
That particular one was edited with Bonbi's face. I found it on >>>/bbg/

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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.661389 del
i don't have the skills to make it olive's face

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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.661391 del
Catastrophic energy crash after consuming 2 white mongsters, a red bull, 3 slices of raisin toast (heavily buttered) and a weis ice cream bar, the only food I've had all day
Waiting for mummybots boyfriend to arrive for a bbq. Laying in bed, could probably fall asleep in 5 seconds if I closed my eyes

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.661392 del

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.661393 del
Movie begins in 10 minutes neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.661394 del
Get in here neets, we're watching Hackers https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.661395 del
>mummybots boyfriend
How come this is the first we've heard of the gentleman?
Do you approve of him?

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.661396 del
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look at how alive those black women are... that's God's blessing in fact. Meanwhile the normie scum who go to college and go to work end up vaxxed and dead. God clearly wants a more genuine, alive world and that's why the useless, spiritually, energetically dead people are being wiped out and this is a good thing. The vaccine is meant to remove the people who refuse to spiritually evolve, which is about 70% of the world population

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.661397 del
We don't care fuck off you boring seppo cunt

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.661398 del
Live by the boon, die by the boon

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.661399 del
5.or so dytandos in

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.661400 del
Litwrally just fell on the floor taking a pic.
Batrmaid had a talk to mr.
But itsokaryigave the security chick 3 slices.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.661401 del
Litwrally just fell on the floor taking a pic.
Batrmaid had a talk to mr.
But itsokaryigave the security chick 3 slices.>>661367
Hacvr a goon

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NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.661403 del
Many such cases.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.661404 del
Sir, have you been drinking sir?

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.661405 del
cruisey yuo fucking boong

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:44 [Preview] No.661406 del
Lion Arts Factory, so it can only be Cruisey, Davo, or Possum.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.661407 del
Possum usually doesn't fall over and Dave is dead.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.661408 del
>SA's own Corndog defending his crown against WA’s ‘The Outlaw’ Julian Ward in a Hindley Street Bull Rope match! In this NO DISQUALIFICATION contest where anything goes, both wrestlers will be tied together at the wrist by a bull rope and the only way to win is by pinfall or submission!

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.661409 del
Poor Dave.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.661410 del
Cruisey is making the mongs fight for other peoples' entertainment.

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.661411 del
Probably possyum

NEET 01/21/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.661412 del
Watching gorgeous greg ATM

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