good pic

Wish we had Hot Pockets like in America.

morning

>>662512
Good morning NEET.

Good work lads, we finally managed to finish the last thread. Never let it be said that you're a bunch of fat, friendless, jobless, useless no-hopers who never do anything. We did something.

I'm all worn out now

Still wanna make a map of my old school in aliens vs predator. Some day. Some day.

>>662505
Judge Dredd got impregnated when they did a crossover.

>>662509
You can buy pizza pockets here you mongtard

Forgot how much coffee I've had this morning. Not sure if it's safe to have more.

>>662539
Take the rest of the day off.

>>662546
I think I deserve workers compo

This made me laugh.

>>662538
>We did something.
Based.

>>662548
Makes little sense but if it was worth a few hundred or thousand I would be gentle transporting it too.

>>662550
It's just funny that by law you would have to get another pallet jack to move it off the loading dock.

>>662551
It would be the highlight of my day/week if I worked in the transportation of it.

>>662551
It could be unpackaged while on the loading dock

Two K-Time Twists (Strawberry & Blueberry) and a can of Monster Energy (Pipeline Punch) for breakfast.

>>662553
That's what I would do but you're not meant to unpack on a dock.

>>662554
Much energy

Got the chair from Supercheap Auto.
It's got a drink holder on one arm, along with a bottle opener and a pouch for putting stuff. On the other arm is a cooler bag for holding more drinks. Between the legs is a fishing rod holder. On the back of the chair there is a fish measuring scale. Came with a carry bag and is rated for 150kg.
The girl who served me was quite chatty.

>>662558
>rated for 150kg
Looks a bit fragile for an executive throne. Also, only 1 drink holder?

>>662559
The frame is 20mm powder coated steel.
The chiller bag on the left arm rest holds about 6 cans by the looks.

>>662558
Are you the neet who broke his chair the other day?

>>662558
Noice, Is it comfy?

>>662561
No. I have to go and sit at an event for few hours in a couple of weeks.

>>662562
Yes.

>>662563
A comfy portable chair is always good to have.

Holy Shiet.

https://twitter.com/kylekulinski/status/1616814056190660611?s=46&t=vINVrbKRfKpnQtoPSWGzYw

>>662568
Oh noes

>>662567
Weirdest dude chicks*

>>662558
That is a very impressive chair.
The bottle opener and ruler are cool touches.

Had half a coffee. Back on the couchbed.

>>662572
Who had the other half?

>>662573
half orally, half not orally

I just got an email telling me I am a millionaire and also dead.

>>662575
Rest in peace neet.

>>662575
Can I have the money instead of those guys please?

I am considering washing my car today.
I will need to give it a spray with the mortein first. The spiders survive a regular washing.
I have a serious cobweb problem.

>>662579
yeah you need to actually pull as much of the web out of the mirror crevices as you can, otherwise the little prick just rebuilds overnight

>>662580
A good spray of mortein in there and he will not be rebuilding anything.

>>662581
what if he has wooden doors in there?

looking at getting my cars aircon serviced or regassed. It doesn't cut it at all during hot weather anymore, woe. Hope I can get it done for under 200.

>>662582
Or is wearing a gas mask.

>>662577
I think they stole it from me already because I am dead.

Does anyone want to go to the fruit&veg shop for me?
I will pay you $3.25 in 5c pieces.

thinking about lonch

good morning sirs

>>662579
That is their home

Got an email from the big dick swinging consultant from my old wage.

>>662590
Did he send a pic?

15 banked points

>>662586
Which one?

>>662594
It was going to be the local place but I need sandwich meat so coles instead.

good news, frens
kfc is doing 24 nuggers for $10 again

>>662590
what he want now?

>>662596
and the bad news is that I'm broke and can't afford it :(

>>662598
I can give you $10 in coins

>>662593
Weight watchers?

>>662596
How many dipping sauces?

>>662601
I declined sauce when the one who calls me sweetie asked

Ok neets, the womboflix Australia Day special will be Wake in Fright (1971), the story of a young schoolteacher who descends into personal moral degradation after finding himself stranded in a brutal, menacing town in outback Australia.

>>662602
Sweetie is the dog.

>>662598
You will be better off in the end. Nasty microwaved nuggers.

>>662606
Looking a forward to seeing Sweetie tomorrow night

>>662607
They're deep fried?

>>662610
They are floppy and not oily at all.

>>662611
Mine were cripsy and too hot to hold initially

>>662612
You need asbestos fingers.

They need to make a 600ml Mountain Dew with 5 times the caffeine of a mondster. I would drink it.

>>662614
how much stimulants per day are you on?

>>662605
Broken Hill will do that to any man.

Why did they never fix the hill?

>>662617
they did, drunken boongs keep smashing it

>>662597
Offering consultancy, I guess.
Old wage payes him $160k for 9 days of work a month, some of which he can do from home.
Dont think I can afford him, might take him out to dinner.

>>662619
> might take him out to dinner.
will you put out?

>>662602
Thats what weirdos do

>>662617
Back when Tiffo used to go on about Silver City, i thought he meant there as thats its nickname.

>>662620
I'm well versed in the corporate tango.
I did it with his mate too.
Went out for dinner, spending more than I should and shouting, then give a spiel about how I cant justify the wage they expect.

>>662621
fuck you bloody bastard fuck

>>662623
>I did it with his mate too.
you corporate whore

>>662625
About 6 months ago, but he asked for a partnership so I stopped replying to him.

>>662626
>asked for a partnership
Maybe that is what you need. Let one of them come in and do all the work growing the business. Do all the stuff you find impossible to do.

Imagine being addicted to air. I bet you dirty addicts struggle to even go a minute without it.

I just had the worst coles mission ever.
Had to queue up to get ciggies and the queue had the rotting flesh beggar, a mong guy who didn't seem to be able to talk to the checkout woman and unloaded his full trolley one item a time at sloth speed and another mong behind me continually muttering "taking too long hurry up taking too long hurry up".
It was fucking horrible.

>>662627
The he'll come in one day and find they've made him redundant.

>>662629
I would have walked away and come back later.

>>662631
I nearly did

>>662632
I have left a trolley full of groceries before and just gone home. that is when I felt like I was about to have a panic attack.

gonna have a cheeky 1pm energy drink, this will be my last for the day, promise

>>662633
I usually go first thing in the morning to avoid these sort of encounters.

>>662635
>first thing in the morning
That is a good time to go unless you want fresh things from the bakery which often aren't on the shelves until after 9am.

Need a shit but I’m waiting on a courier.

waiting for sir to poo

>>662623
>Went out for dinner, spending more than I should and shouting, then give a spiel about how I cant justify the wage they expect.
Why bother?

kek

>>662558
Based.

I might read Conan the Barbarian after my current book.

I wish I was normal

>>662642
The original robert e howard stories are better than the ones by l sprague de camp and other imitators

>>662644
I'll only be reading the original stuff, sucks he died so young.

I wish I was norman

>>662644
Quite a few of the stories are him chasing after a girl and then not raping her.

>>662646
based world conquering master race

>>662648
1066 was a good year.

>>662647
That's cringe.

>>662649
They mostly come out at night, mostly.

William the Bastard.

Guillaume.

William the Based

Willy the cunt

Wizzy the Conqueror

More like Wizzy the Conquered.

gonna rile up all the board boongs on thursdy

>>662661
For Invasion Day?

>>662661
You couldn't rile up an old boong even if you put on stockings and danced for him

Imagine being called Chester.

>>662664
What a cute girl.

>>662664
Okay.

Ausneetians all let us rejoice
For we are poor and drunk
We've golden coins and untapped loins
Our socks are filled with spunk

Do you think Olive has a hairy cunt?

>>662669
I think she would have a small well trimmed bush.

>>662670
I doubt she'd put the effort into trimming it.

She has a penis down there.

>>662672
A feminine penis, that means it's not gay.

>>662671
She would have a seraglio of NEET slaves offering to trim them with their teeth.

couriers please used to be good
stuff would be here the day after it got to the depot and it would be delivered before 11am
now they make you wait 4 days and it's 2pm and still not here

>>662669
>>662670
>>662671
i think most of her generation just shave everything off, don't they?

immersion has officially been broken

>>662676
From the porn I've watched some are still based and have hairy coochies.

>>662678
a manicured top triangle bit, maybe
undercarriage and anus is all bare

I burnt Peter Garret's bed once.

>>662680
How can he sleep???

>>662679
Back when I was a lad you needed a hedge trimmer to get at the vag
Foreplay has changed a lot since then

>>662676
No.

>>662669
Hairy right up to her belly button.

NEET immurement

>>662684
That's fine by me, as long as her armpits aren't hairy... for reasons.

>>662684
treasure trail

I know what Possum would say if he was here right now.

>>662690
He was never real.

Kay from Kay's Cooking should be the compound cook.

>>662692
Then who am I paying protection money to?

A NEET isn't happy.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-24/electric-unicyclist-renew-calls-for-devices-to-be-legal-in-sa/101876402
>Man jailed for three days after riding unicycle
>SA
>Justin Coppock, 46, of Modbury, was riding his unicycle in the inner-east Adelaide suburb of Norwood on December 23, when he was pulled over by police.
>He was arrested and was at the Adelaide City Watch House for three days, until December 26, when a magistrate granted him bail during a special court sitting.
who says the cops don't have a sense of humour

Going to post another Brazilian soon.

>>662697
i was going to read the article but then i saw the photo of him

>>662695
Hot!

>>662700
He fucked around and found out, which was why he had to spend Christmas in the watch house.

>>662703
He looks exactly like the sort of guy who would go to jail over his unicycle.

>>662702
somebody will be along shortly to claim that is a man
please stand by

>>662704
not even a pedal one that requires still to ride, one of those stupid self-balancing electric ones

>>662702
Handsome fella.

>>662706
I think the cops should be congratulated for not beating him with their sticks.

>>662707
Looks a lot like a young Cruisey.

>>662709
Will perconf!

>>662710
biffdirs

>>662706
What do you even call an eeb unicycle? A u-neeb?

>>662639
To get them more interested in working for me than I am to hire them.

>>662713
So you are cock teasing them?

>>662681
>>662680
Heh

>>662709
Indeed.

Ukraine? More like Pookraine.

>>662717
Send her your best side angle photograph.

>>662714
It's the bossmans way.

>>662717
Block her.

>>662717
Do her up the bumhole.

>>662717
her cash is just as good as anyone elses

>>662723
She has a thigh tattoo the harlot

>>662721
I don't even log in to LinkedIn these days, just delete the emails.

>>662724
yeah instragram confirms she is a stupid bitch

>>662725
I haven't used it in ages but it was always russians wanting to talk back then.

>>662664
Thank you!

>>662724
should find her onlyfans and send it to her boss

>>662729
He already wanks to it.

I found the job ad for the employer she was talking about and it specifically says they're not interested in hearing from recruiters, so I don't know what she's playing at.

>>662731
Probably trying to get you on her books

>>662731
Or she wants cock.

>>662732
she can fellate my unwashed neetstick

>>662734
She wants to be your pimp and whore you out

Womboflix wants your votes...

Next Sunday's womboflix movie will be Aliens (1986), but we still need to pick a movie for Saturday night. Time to dust off the old 2022 list and see what there is to see. Vote for a movie or nominate a new one to the list:

Out of the furnace
Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Angel Dust (1994)
Last Man Standing(1995)
The Sunset Limited
Outrage(2010)
The ninth gate (1999)
Kamikaze Taxi (1995)
Captain Phillips (2013)
Blue Ruin (2013)
Chinatown(1974)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Godzilla(2014)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
The French Connection (1971)
The Mauritanian
Full Metal Jacket
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Black Sheep(2006)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Killer Workout
Zodiac (2007)
Chopper (2000)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Evita
Under Siege
Wasabi
Spiderman
Wag the dog
The Truman Show
The Martian
F/X
The Crow
The Man Who Would Be King
Zulu

>>662736
I vote for Evita.

>>662736
Didn't you watch Aliens on the Sunday just gone?

>>662736
I vote for The Man Who Would be King and I nominate The Omega Man.

>>662738
No, we watched Alien. The s makes all the difference.

>>662740
Ssssssssssssssss

The third film shold have been Aliener.

courier finally arrived
I can do a poo now

I just had a sudden craving for a peanut butter and cheese sandwich with the health food store peanut butter my mum used to buy.

>>662741
Correct.

>>662736
The Ninth Gate

>>662736
Antitrust

>>662743
That was a long wait

>>662743
Well held in.

>>662748
I bet he's backed up now.

>>662750
Time for the plunger.

>>662747
>Antitrust received mainly negative reviews, and has a "Rotten" consensus of 24% on Rotten Tomatoes, based on 106 reviews, with an average score of 4 out of 10. The summary states "Due to its use of clichéd and ludicrous plot devices, this thriller is more predictable than suspenseful. Also, the acting is bad."[19] The film also has a score of 31 out 100, based on 29 reviews, on Metacritic.

I don't think the neets here are sophisticated enough to appreciate this film

>>662750
Yeah it’s going to be a long poo session

>>662753
Time to get out the poo hook

>>662754
They should make some kind of poo tube scraper that is easy to insert but puts up a small amount of resistance on the way out, scraping the walls clean.

>>662756
I hate that feeling of is there a leftover bit or not?

>>662758
Guarantee somebody has had to have one of these surgically removed before

Cooking some cabbage and onion.

My mouse is rusting.

>>662762
I have a stainless steel rat.

I need to buy more tea tomorrow.

>>662762
Spray some wd-40 on it.

Having a zero sugar, razzle berry flavoured Mother.

>>662767
I can clap louder than you.

>>662767
They're not bad.

Count Dankula video.

Crunchy peanut butter should be cheaper than smooth.

>>662771
No it shouldn't.

>>662772
Yes it should.

>>662773
Crunchy peanut butter is just smooth peanut butter with some peanut chunks added in, thus its more expensive to produce.

Typical crunchy fanatic mong

>>662774
I'm gonna add chunks to your smooth to annoy you

Eating crunchy peanut butter protects you from anal rape

>>662774
It should be cheaper since they don't do the job properly.

A dog has never lied to me.

>>662778
Has a dog ever told you the truth?

Crunchy peanut butter NEETs should be shoahed.

>>662779
Yes. I've asked dogs how they're feeling and they say they're feeling "rough".

Death to the smoothies!

>>662781
I can't argue with that.

>>662782
You'll be the first up against the wall.

I might get into waste management.

>>662784
You'll be too busy wiping smooth peanut butter all over your genitals to catch me.

Might join the public service

white sergeant armour

>>662786
They will never find your remains.

>>662763
Well bantered.

Went and got me a spoonful of chunky peanut butter just 'cause of this thread.

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/news/melbourne-rollercoaster-victim-discharged-from-hospital/news-story/4b679ab614e3e1d0aad39debf1a9cc40
they should have kept her in a coma and used her as a fleshlight

>>662793
My name is Buck.

>>662794
Breaking?

>>662790
Vile

Rated V for Vile

>>662799
lol

Whoa is Tony in the mafia?!

>>662801
He's in waste management. There's no such thing as the mafia.

>>662802
The guns are for protection against bears.

>>662802
He seems like an honest businessman and family man to me.

I'm going to become a plague carrier.

Humid in my pants.

>>662806
Hot!

I want to try that coffee that comes in bean form.

>>662808
Kopi luwak?

>>662809
I mean from the bags of coffee beans you can buy at the supermarket.

>>662810
you then have to grind it into powder

>>662811
You could make coffee bean soup

>>662812
stronk soup

>>662812
or dip them in chocolate

I'll dip you in chocolate

and then hundreds and thousands

>>662816
Then dip them in KFC.

>>662815
>>662816
>>662817
Hot!

Possum called me his little chocolate lamington once.

>>662819
Lucky NEET.

>>662819
he meant poo sponge

My greatest regret about my sheltered upbringing is that I don't know many racist jokes. The only boong joke I know is about the hitchiker being driven through multiple fences to get the boong. Do neets know any others?

>>662819
Some of us can only dream of such things.

>>662822
What do you call a boong by himself on a reef?
Abo-lonie
What do you call a bunch of boongs jumping off a cliff?
Abo-lanche
How do you stop a boong from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

What do you call a boong hanging from a tree?
An abocado
What do you call a boong going down a water slide?
Sewage
In primary school a kid actually told these as jokes in front of the class.

>>662825
In year 3 we had a teacher who would tell us Irish jokes and then scream at us for telling boong jokes.
It was quite confusing.

>>662827
was he irish?

>>662827
In grade 4 I had a teacher calling them Abos, then when she went on long service leave we had another teacher and I said Abo in front of her and got in trouble. Confused the fuck out of me at the time.

>>662827
One of my teachers was a French Jewess and she used to tell Jew jokes.

>>662828
She was not

>>662829
I remember thinking that Abo was the polite term for boong and being shocked to find some people consider it offensive. Same with retard being the polite term for mong/minda.

>>662829
Abo was the polite word that replaced boong when I was a kid.

>>662832
>>662833
It's a constant cycle of replacing a mean word with a polite word, just for people to start using the polite word in a mean way - thus making it a mean word. Mong to retard to special. I'm sure special is a mean word to use as well now.

Any of you watching TLOU?

>>662829
>>662832
My dad had the same trouble when he herded mongs, It was the Spastic Association and then they started calling them slow learners and he kept getting in trouble for saying spastic.
Todays pc word is tomorrows insult.

>>662834
>as well now
It was more than a decade ago when I was in highschool. I think it is part of why "intellectual disability" has survived so long is that it is difficult to use as an insult.

>>662830
One of my teachers was a De La Salle Brother, don't recall him ever telling a joke.

>>662835
no

>>662835
Nope.
>>662836
>>662837
It's so tiring. It's to the point that people are using a sentence worth of words where one or two would suffice. I think the disabled in intellectually disabled is verbotten or will be in the near future. Like how people aren't handicapped, they're handicapable. No cunt, you can't walk up stairs. You're handicapped.

>>662840
Handicapable makes it sound like they can wank.

Might cum in my hand and throw it at weber.

>>662843
You will never penetrate his anti-cum field.

>>662844
Weber called me over but then turned up his shield belt when I approached him once.

>>662846
kek

Comment on reddit about Alice Springs. Could it be true?:

>I was there in the mid eighties and bottle shops used to sell shrink-wrapped metho and lemonade in a special fridge right in the middle of the drive through.

>>662859
Sophisticated cultural era.

>>662859
I've heard rumours about that stuff for ages but I've never known anyone trustworthy who claimed to have seen it themselves. I used to live up in FNQ and have known lots of people from boong areas for context.

>>662861
Some places do seem to go bad though, there's a few boong towns in the country here that are like 3rd world places with the garbage and damage to buildings.

From my experience something happens once and then in hindsight is treated like it was the norm.

I slandered Possum once.

>>662865
He did forgive you.

>>662866
He is a good man.

>>662862
>like 3rd world places with the garbage and damage to buildings
Fuck me dead mate, I know that! I used to live in places like that. I've seen boongs tear up the floorboards of their government houses for firewood. Bottles and cans were scattered everywhere, boongs would pelt the stray dogs with them. The boongs and islanders would fight each other with sling shots. People got fucked up with star pickets, cane knives and shit. Full on medieval. A boong down the road broke his girlfriends legs with a hammer so she could claim disability. I know full well what boong towns are like. I have never known anyone I trust to have actually claimed to have seen refrigerated metho however. Boongs got fucked up on it but once you're at that point, I don't think you care about it being refrigerated.

>>662868
Nice rant.

>>662869
I must admit I am a touch offended that he underestimated my knowledge of boongs as much as that.

Drinking methanol once leaves you completely physically blind, if it doesn't kill you.
I'm sure random boongs have tried it, but I doubt it's an endemic problem or something that whites are actively exploiting.

>>662871
Giant man?

>>662870
Maybe you should read posts twice before you go into full blown rants.

>>662872
>whites are actively exploiting
You won't get any pudding if you don't finish your chilled metho and lemonade.

>>662872
Hmmm, it seems I am wrong about our metho:
https://ww2.health.wa.gov.au/~/media/Files/Corporate/general-documents/Clinical-coding/Index-coding-rules/WACR-031820.pdf
>Advice from the Poisons Information Centre indicates that by law, Australian methylated spirits
cannot contain more than 5% methanol and most do not contain methanol at all.

>>662876
Metho lite.

>>662868
>A boong down the road broke his girlfriends legs with a hammer so she could claim disability.
Imagine having the claim denied and losing both arms.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/pm-albanese-will-get-to-alice-springs-but-peter-dutton-says-it-wont-be-soon-enough/news-story/3a12f18930477632a0fe7a8907643fc7
>Takeaway sales of alcohol will be banned on Monday and Tuesday and further restrictions will apply on the other days between 3pm and 7pm. People will only be allowed one purchase per day.
Whitey gets to suffer because some boongs can't control themselves.

>>662874
>rants
You need to start fitting in a bit better.

>>662880
Metho (non-chilled) will be flying off the shelves.

If you're buying alcohol at 9 on monday morning you're already an honorary boong.

>>662883
I can see the pain. Woe.

What do you do all day neets?

>>662887
Livin' the dream.

At the neet compound we will have an animal bar for the wizzy poster and any other non-whites

>>662887
not much

listening to minecraft music. I still find it haunted, even though I haven't really played the game in 10+ years

I turn the music off and listen to podcasts or Youtube videos while playing Minecraft.
Minecraft music is a bit spooky.

>>662893
I loved playing the game and having my own private world with nobody else to intrude upon me. It suited my schizoid nature.

I like when it’s not daylight savings and it’s dark outside and I can get to sleep at a much more reasonable hour.

A firework went off right outside my window. I heard the whine of its approach before it exploded.
It is like being in the trenches in World War 1. Bad home life.

I can smell the gunpowder.

>>662896
Return fire!

>>662880
>The Opposition Leader – who has been accused of playing politics with the issue – has also called for the government to send in Australian Federal Police and other emergency services to restore law and order.
>“It’s not a race thing. It’s a law and order and crime problem,” Mr Dutton told Nine.

based dutton. how are boongs such complete savages? they seem worse than most african countries. how lefty inner city types blame whitey is beyond me
boongs will still be spear chuckin noongas in 100 years

>>662899
> boongs will still be spear chuckin noongas in 100 years
They don’t even have those skills anymore

>>662898
Its the hottentots.

Another day of unimpressive performance. Time to find a comfy youtube video and try and fall asleep

>>662902
You are too harsh on yourself NEET. You are doing the best you can. Get a fridge meme.

>>662902
Same. Things have improved with mummybot though after she had a big bitching session about auntybot. Garn gym now, mood slightly improved

fark, forgot to workout with my dumbbells. Well, there's always tomorrow

Watching YouTube tributes to The Sopranos.
What a show. It takes up a big part of my mental space.

italians aren't white

>>662907
A low quality remark.

Can you get gabagool at the Woolies deli?

>>662909
You can get salmonella there, I know that.

>>662911
I'm more interested in the slices of silverside and the cheese kranskies.

Arm day complete. There were some smoking hot ~18 year olds in tennis skirts there, desire to rape was high

>>662913
Well done.

Haven't lost any weight so far this month

just took a fat shit

Will the shops be busier tomorrow because Thursday is a public holiday? Want some NEET treats.

I never understood how vegitarians get fat, but turns out they just eat a ton of empty carbs.
I saw one the other week, his blood sugar was visibly out of control, he suffered bouts of weakness and hunger, also he was always cutting himself on nothing and bleeding like water.

Why don't the vegitarians eat beans?

>>662918
They also eat a lot of fat from avocado and cheese and olive oil.

>>662917
Little bit

morning neetbros

there's some mong screaming off in the distance

Morning

>>662922
Bad home area

Garn get one of those fancy bakery cheesecakes from coles for breakfast. You neets want anything?

I need to do some washing and put air in the tyres and some other stuff

>>662916
Based.

>>662921
>>662923
Good morning NEETs.

Tiffin! No!
>Australian soldier removed from secretive anti-terror program over sexual harassment allegations
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-25/sexual-harassment-aus-booted-from-operation-gallant-phoenix/101882694

>>662926
30L of air please.

>>662925
Another one please.

Was this you uploading stuff, moofieNEET?

>>662928
>Waleed Aly
fuck I hate that shit coloured little twerp