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NEET General #671 - Malfeasance Edition NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No. 684714
Have any of you NEETs ever been accused of malfeasance? Some of you strike me as the malefacting types.

Old Thread: >>683710


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.684719 del
Henlo


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.684736 del
How?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.684739 del
>>684721
Load it up and bring it to the Commune please.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.684740 del
had to come back from the library because my laptop wouldn't work properly without the power supply,feeling very woed


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.684741 del
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no where to go, nothing to do, no friends to hang out with. The only thing I know to do is eat.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.684742 del
>>684740
Why did you want to use your computer at the library?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.684743 del
>>684714
When Possum was the BO he malfeased me into sending him elbow pics.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.684744 del
>>684741
Do you have a feeder?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.684745 del
>>684721
Australias new top secret anti missile system.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.684746 del
I'm going to be cheeky on the board tonight, just a fair warning.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.684747 del
Huge NEET cheeks clapping in the wind
Wild free majestic and untamed
As the NEET Gods wanted them


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.684748 del
>>684747
Maslins again?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.684749 del
>>684721
two please.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.684750 del
im cooking food?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.684751 del


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.684752 del
Big Black Cannons.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.684753 del
>>684750
good food?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.684754 del
>>684752
Racist.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.684755 del
>>684747
Good mental imagery.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.684756 del
>>684755
Before the white man came to America huge herds of naked NEET Execs roamed the plains.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.684757 del
we should all change our last names when we move into the commune


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.684758 del
>>684757
We might have NEETs with the same first name.
I guess we could number them.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.684759 del
>>684758
Maybe we should change our entire names. Make it more cult commune like.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.684760 del
Each NEET will renounce their names and be branded with a QR code to identify them.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.684761 del
Didn't go


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.684762 del
I saw a cute webm that made me upset again.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.684763 del
>>684761
Why not?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.684764 del
Was disturbed at how whale like my reflection was when I was walking into the library. Might become a total shut-in.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.684765 del
im eat food?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.684766 del
>>684764
What did you do in the library?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.684767 del
>https://www.reuters.com/breakingviews/war-cow-farts-is-stinky-necessary-job-2023-03-24/
Beef is gonna become a meat exclusively for the ultra rich. Neets will eat the bugs.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.684768 del
>>684767
the pendulum will swing the other way soon enough


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.684769 del
>>684767
We only need to sacrifice one exec to get the commune through winter.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.684770 del
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Doing the NEETful ft.beans


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.684771 del
>>684770
Well composed.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.684772 del
>>684770
That looks tasty.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.684773 del
>>684766
He doesn't want to answer this I bet it was something naughty.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.684774 del
My brother worked at a library in a very bad suburb and they had a daily problem with bogan and abo mums dumping their kids there and going shopping.
The regulations said to call the cops but they didn't want to know because it meant babysitting the kids till cps turn up and if you call them the bad home women scream at you.
They basically had to just let semi feral children trash the library every day.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.684775 del
>>684774
>bogan and abo mums
>the bad home women
*boongs
They can be white and black.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.684776 del
>>684775
What about the yellow boongs you racist


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.684777 del
>>684774
Public libraries are full of pedos, your kids would be safer in Dan Murphy's.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.684778 del
>>684770
Well beaned.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.684779 del
>>684777
I got groped once in the craft beer aisle.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.684780 del
>>684779
You asked for it with that short skirt on you slut


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.684781 del
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Parents staged a mental health intervention today. Went on and on about how I'm mentally ill and not making the most of life etc. I agreed to go to the hospital for an assessment tomorrow. I told them about how I was incompetent and that mental illness isn't real, I don't have a disorder and instead just a natural reaction to my character defects holding me back in life. They were shocked and acted like I have all the potential and possibility in the world. Cracked it at them for putting me on goyim pills when I was a teenager and they told me all about how thats normal and 30% of the population are on them. Wish they would just leave me alone and stop implying I'm a psycho every day. Not looking forward to the hospital visit, I bet I get some stupid young woman who's gonna tell me how everythings ok and just take these pills NEETs they'll fix your brain


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.684782 del
>>684781
I am sorry you are in that position NEET. You are being too hard on yourself talking about "character defects" and the like. You may have some challenges in life but it is not true that you have no hope for a better future.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.684783 del
>>684776
My apologies it is a spectrum.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.684784 del
>>684781
>that mental illness isn't real, I
Exactly tell them this at the hospital too.

Are you going to hit the goon tonight?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.684785 del
>>684781
That's heavy NEET, not fair of them to ambush you with that.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.684786 del
The depressed state is real, and it effects your thinking. Monk is a textbook case of someone who is letting depression do the talking for them. All that nonsense about what a terrible person he thinks he is.
We can talk about what the real cause of "mental illness" is, but we cannot deny its existence when we see someone so clearly exhibiting its symptoms.
Monk your current thoughts about yourself and about life are distorted and not real. You need to hang in there because things can get better and when they do you will look back and realise how messed up your thinking was.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.684787 del
asked for a chicken gravy wrap at the chicken shop. Ended up with some bread roll thing with salad and crap. FFS what is wrong with women.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.684788 del
>>684781
Neet you would be incredibly unwise to engage with a hospital. What do you think the outcome of that would be?
For general support you go through medicare/ndis to speak to a private psychologist, same for drugs and alcohol.

Hospital assessments are legally enforcable, that's the pathway to an asylum and forced medication. The other outcomes are actually just preliminary, so they can claim that they tried everything else first.

There's no reason you'd be put on this pathway unless they intended you to be committed to an asylum, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you but that's just how it is.
For any other purpose you would just see a private psychologist.

The best course of action would be to refuse to go to hospital, just don't phisically go. Book yourself into a private shrink through Medicare and the NDIS and plan to leave home.

Your parents aren't psychologists and their views are probably heavily influenced by social authorities who aren't psychologists either, they're as likely to be mentally ill as you are.

I'd try to enrol in a bullshit course to get rent assist, claim cenno as a student, work a cash job then move into a share house


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.684789 del
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>>684787
>Ended up with some bread roll thing with salad and crap
Into the bin?

>FFS what is wrong with women.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.684790 del
Always get the sunday afternoon blues, even though it's been years since I've had a job and even longer since I've gone to school.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.684791 del
>>684785
At least they care about him. My parents just let me rot away for years.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.684792 del
They fuck you up your mum and dad
They may not mean to but they do
They fill you with the faults they had
And add in extra just for you


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.684793 del
>>684787
>a chicken gravy wrap
Was it on the menu? I am disposed towards blaming you for the situation, not the shop.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.684794 del
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>>684790
Like the depressed NEET, you need some soothing imagery.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.684795 del
>>684794
That is a nice image.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.684796 del
The Omega Man (1971) will be on in 45 minutes on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.684797 del
>>684788
>an asylum
You could stab a few cunts and still not get put in what passes for an asylum these days.
Maybe a short enforced stay in a mental health ward if they feel Monk is a danger of harming himself. But they would only keep him a few days.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.684798 del
>>684789
I ate the chicken and melted cheese, but my day was ruined by women again.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.684799 del
>>684793
Yes it was.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.684800 del
>>684781
here you go neet:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ [Embed]


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.684801 del
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Suicidal tendies


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.684802 del
>>684786
But the issue here is really one of perspective.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.684803 del
Monk should run away from home and live in the bush like a boong.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.684804 del
>>684784
No, I wanted to but don't wanna be taxed when I line up for my lobotomy

>>684788
There is a huge wait even for GPs in this shit hole town. I'm just going to get them off my back. Maybe I'll get a herder. I will not be sectioned or given medication under any circumstance.
>claim cenno as a student, work a cash job then move into a share house
I'm already on cenno. I'd just get kicked out of a sharehouse


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.684805 del
>>684801
Sleep tight.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.684806 del
>>684804
Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.684807 del
>>684797
I don't agree at all, it's very hard to get committed for behaviour exhibited in an unusual context. Because there is no "normal" crime it's very hard to make inferences about someone's general mental health.
The risk of being committed is much greater in your normal life, and anything the hospital decides is a foundation for the hospital to take further action.
In contrast, the judgement of a private shrink can't be the sole basis for committing someone.

Lots of neets get outpatient or short stints in the asylum, but that's russian roulette because of the drugs they force you to take.
They can force anyone to take heavy sedatives then release them half scrabbled, if you stop taking the sedatives they just commit you again. No fuck that


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.684808 del
Wish I'd never taken meds. Thought I was being responsible.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.684809 del
>>684804
>I will not be sectioned or given medication under any circumstance.
Don't fight them or be aggressive. That happened to one of the gooners.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.684810 del
>>684808
Same here.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.684811 del
>>684804
How fucked are you?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.684812 del
>>684809
But that's exactly why you should never go in.
They suggest you take the jew drugs, and if you decline they just keep pushing them on you for hours until you get angry at which point they Strait jacket you and inject you with the same drugs.
It's not a court, choice is an illusion and the mental health ward is a hammer that sees everyone who comes in as a nail.

I'd rather go bush or spend months waiting for a private shrink


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.684813 del
>>684812
They do those things if you are a crazy person.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.684814 del
Actually I think I know why I hate sundays - they mark the end of another week wasted, of not achieving anything.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.684815 del
>>>684814
Just.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.684816 del
>>684813
But there's a big different in choosing to see a hospital over a private shrink, and being SENT to a hospital.
The hospital is a kangaroo court, they know nothing about you or why you're there and for yet reason they can easily be biased by someone who tries to force you to attend.
If the police say "neet was screaming at the moon" then that's the basis for the hospitals assessment.
I maintain that state hospitals don't exist to serve patients, they have their own agenda. It's not a secret agenda, they have a state funding model and regulatory requierments which a private shrink doesn't


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.684817 del
>>684812
Unless you are sanctioned under the mental health act, you can leave a hospital whenever you want against medical advice. Just go to the toilet and never return.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.684818 del
I'm not going to end up like the whale. I will beat this.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.684819 del
>>684818
Sounds do-able.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.684820 del
>>684818
We're all going to make it.

makes whale noises


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.684821 del
Thar she blows!


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.684822 del
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NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.684823 del
>>684721
Top notch pics


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.684824 del
>>684822
lol well memed.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.684825 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.684826 del
>>684743
You were smiling


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.684827 del
>>684764
You need an ethnically ambiguous nurse


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.684828 del
>>684757
To NEET?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.684829 del
I am not up to watching a film right now. Too much energy.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.684830 del


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.684831 del
>>684770
Your a big fritter.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.684832 del
>>684774
Bring back truancy officers.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.684833 del
>>684832
These were under school age kids


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.684834 del
>>684779
You stashed long necks in your jocks, the wrong way.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.684835 del
THE CATCH-UP IS ON


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.684836 del
>>684781
All three of them deserve rape. These cunts need to know their place.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.684837 del
>>684834
It was just a stubby.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.684838 del
>>684786
This is good advice.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.684839 del
>>684788
This is also good advice.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.684840 del
Wise and helpful insights from the NEETs


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.684841 del
>>684822
Can you do The Whale one.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.684842 del
>>684801
Any sauce?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.684843 del
>>684840
Wise beyond their kilograms?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.684844 del
>>684843
Such a thing might not even be possible for some NEETs.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.684845 del
>>684803
Tiffo and monk hiking through the Kimberlys with spars hunting fish and living in stick shacks.
Taking nothing but a pair of work boots, some stubby shorts a singlet saying wagga rodeo 83 and a hat.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.684846 del
>>684841
I don't know which one you mean sorry


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.684847 del
>>684845
Good NEET erotica.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.684848 del
>>684804
Man. I'm sorry for all this.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.684849 del
>>684808
It permanently mongs you.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.684850 del
>>684849
They cause fridge meme syndrome. No cure.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.684851 del


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.684852 del
>>684848
He needs UMM PTY LTD.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.684853 del
>>684816
I once had a lady committed to an institution. She was a suicide risk and I took her to the hospital. Had to wait about 6hrs for a bed in a ward so once she was in and settled I left. She got moved in there overnight and was in there for three weeks. Pretty fucked how easy it is for someone to get locked up.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.684854 del
>>684851
I tried but it looked awful sorry


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.684855 del
>>684807
And it's classed as emergency intervention so there's no real testing of different drugs.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.684856 del
>>684818
You are the king. 👑


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.684857 del
>>684856
The King of the sea.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.684858 del
>>684829
It's an old movie that had a better updated version.
I can't remember either but I know I've seen them.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.684859 del
>>684833
Lock them all up.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.684860 del


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.684861 del
>>684837
A 200ml coke can.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.684862 del
>>684861
A 100g tuna can


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.684863 del
Out kitchen supplier for the NEET commune is going to be curious why we are ordering in so many tonnes of krill.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.684864 del
>>684847
They have to share the one set of clothes.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.684865 del
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NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.684866 del
>>684850
The right fridge meme might cure it.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.684867 del


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.684868 del
>>684854
Thank you for trying.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.684869 del
>>684862
I can't think of a smaller can.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.684870 del


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.684871 del
>>684845
I've been having some daydreams of living in a tent. A big military style one.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.684872 del
>>684871
Sounds in-tents


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.684873 del
I ran away and joined the circus once


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.684874 del
>>684873
Did you shovel the elephant poo?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.684875 del
>>684873
I dreamed of that as a kid after reading a book about it


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.684876 del
>>684874
He was the bearded lady.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.684877 del
Big tent in my pants.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.684878 del
The Goon shovelled poo at the circus before becoming a violent gangster.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.684879 del
The only thing left to clean in the bathroom are the spiders. The bleach fumes didn't work so I'm stepping it up to chlorine gas, and failing that I'll use mortien


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.684880 del
>>684879
Sleep tight.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.684881 del
>>684879
I've sprayed so much mortein around my place I must be choking in it.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.684882 del
>>684879
>chlorine gas
Be careful NEET. It won't work if your bathroom has wooden doors.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.684883 del
>>684879
Release a bird in there to catch the spiders


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.684884 del
>>684883
How will he get rid of the bird?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.684885 del
>>684884
Release a bird eating spider


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.684886 del
>>684884
Open a window.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.684887 del
>>684883
Having a bird in my bathroom wouldn't be so bad


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:18 [Preview] No.684888 del
>>684886
Then a cat might come in to get the bird


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.684889 del
>>684888
Then you'll need a dog


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.684890 del
>>684889
What about the dog?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.684891 del
>>684890
It will get expensive feeding him cats


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.684892 del
The Viet choker and her rice cooker could take care of the cat.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.684893 del
So worst case $180 to get rid of the spiders without mortien


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.684894 del
>>684893
You might be able to get free cats on gumtree


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.684895 del
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NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.684896 del
If I see anyone wearing a robe outside tonight they're getting an arrow in the face.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.684897 del
>trawling gumtree for free pussy


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.684898 del
>>684895
I'm sorry cat I was joking I will not feed you to a dog.
>>684897
kek


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.684899 del
Feeling inventive


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.684900 del
>>684896
Trust the plan.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.684901 del
>>684899
Feedventive


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.684903 del
>>684899
Looks interesting.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.684904 del
>>684902
>2022
Fuck, I meant 2020. One or two might be from 2019.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.684905 del
>>684899
Looks like the scraps bowl for the chooks.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.684906 del
>>684902
I like the bit in the first one where she pushes her boobs together


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.684907 del
>>684905
May she rest in peace.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.684908 del
>>684907
She was raped to death. An awful way to go. RIP.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.684909 del
Rest in Greenbin


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.684910 del


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.684911 del
It's 6 chops that I burnt on one side, half a sweet potato in little slices, a couple of onions and garlic cloves. I think there's too much garlic.
If it goes dryish I'll put a can of tomatoes in.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.684912 del
>>684911
>6 chops
big chops?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.684913 del
>>684912
Loin chops


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.684914 del
I mean cutlets.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.684915 del
Outside in my dressing gown, it's not a robe.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.684916 del
>>684915
Your dead cunt, no second chances


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.684917 del
I will never feel comfortable at a Council Meeting again now.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.684918 del
>>684916
I'm just sharpening my sickle


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.684919 del
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Thanks to everyone who came to The Omega Man, a post apocalyptic movie from a time when humanity's biggest fear was world war 3. The story was adapted from the 1950s novel I Am Legend, which has been repeatedly adapted into movies, although this is the first one I've seen.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.684920 del
>>684918
Make it nice and pointy.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.684921 del
>>684918
I have a sickle it's very useful in the garden.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.684922 del
>>684919
Cheers again, I enjoyed it, it's a classic.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.684923 del
>>684920
>>684921
Sickle neets rise up


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.684924 del
The day of the sickle when?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.684925 del
>We make better use of our abilities by endeavouring to bear our misfortunes, than in seeking to forestall possible catastrophes.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:21 [Preview] No.684926 del
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NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.684927 del
That looks a lot more threatening than I thought it would.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.684928 del
>>684926
Based.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.684929 del
Mathius would have no chance with his religion these days even zombies wouldn't give up their phones.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.684930 del
>>684919
>I Am Legend
Oh yeah. I remember now. I watched the Will Smith movie and looked up things, this is how I found Omega Man anno.
I think it's pretty gud.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.684931 del
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There's a bloody good comic version of the book too, it's about 300 pages and it get's the feel well.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.684933 del
>>684932
That work platform truck is awesome


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.684935 del
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I wonder how many sickle neets there are?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.684936 del
>>684935
I reckon yours is bigger than that other NEET.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.684937 del
>>684935
I don’t have one. I guess I’m sickle cell anemic.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.684938 del
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NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.684939 del
>>684937
sensiblechuggles.jpg


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.684940 del
suckle my sickle


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.684941 del
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NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.684942 del
>>684932
>>684934
Nice. Thank you


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.684943 del
>>684941
Aptly Pepe'd.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.684944 del
>>684941
Morning sickle practice at the NEET Compound


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.684945 del
Chuck a sickle


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.684946 del
I accidentally tripped over and fell in to the fence, and left a choof on the ground while running away
Listening to the art of drowning by afi
Only IGA would get it


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.684947 del
Suckle the sickle


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.684948 del
Off me head
Cutting me self
Mong head.
Fucking low
Skill MA
Ebony throat fuck Asian girl NK posted on facebook


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.684949 del
Misso came out and sort of caught me
Said a thing about how itamells like amonk


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.684950 del
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NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.684951 del
>>684950
They're a type of cormorant.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.684952 del
>>684951
And also a grade of tobacco.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.684953 del
>>684952
I had to repeat grade three of tobacco.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.684954 del
>>684953
Should've given the teacher some rough shag.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.684955 del
>>684954
I treated her like a spittoon.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.684956 del
I would die to be my food if I had to, why can't other animals? Honestly I would also starve before killing an animal if that animal had the decency to talk it out with me first. But nah, if they aren't going to use language to hear my perspective or to share their own then I see no reason why I shouldn't push my much more informed beliefs on them.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.684957 del
Hi


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.684958 del
Maybe I'll sleep?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.684959 del
morning neetbros


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 19:13 [Preview] No.684960 del
manage to squander hundreds of dollars more this month than I was meant to. FFS.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.684961 del
>>684959
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.684962 del


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 20:12 [Preview] No.684963 del
>Doctor help, I've had a glass in my bum for three days: Eye-watering case of married man, 47, who lost vessel while drunk
>>The constipated Nepalese man waited 3 days before seeking medical attention
>>He also only sought help after unsuccessfully trying to remove the glass himself
>>In the UK retrieving objects from the rectum costs the NHS £340,000 a year
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11885731/Married-man-47-got-glass-stuck-bum-three-days-drunk.html


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.684964 del
>>684932
>>684934
Thanks for the pics.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.684965 del
>>684945
Well done.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.684966 del
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NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.684967 del
>>684966
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.684968 del
Good luck today Monk. Remember to tell them that mental health isn't real.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.684969 del
>>684968
I'll do it tomorrow. Didn't sleep a minute last night.
Drinking mongsters and eating woolies bakery cinnamon rolls
Listening to Nas' Illmatic (1994)


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.684970 del
>>684969
>I'll do it tomorrow.
Sounds do-able.

What did mum and ztepmum say about that decision?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 22:22 [Preview] No.684971 del
wrote out a long list of things to do today
suspect I won't be doing any of them


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.684972 del
>>684971
Tick off
>Create list
That is always one task I enjoy doing.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.684974 del
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Ok neets, the womboflix movie selection committee is now in session. Vote for a movie on the movie list, or nominate a new one:

Out of the furnace
Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Angel Dust (1994)
Last Man Standing(1995)
The Sunset Limited
Outrage(2010)
Kamikaze Taxi (1995)
Captain Phillips (2013)
Blue Ruin (2013)
Chinatown(1974)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Godzilla(2014)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
The French Connection (1971)
The Mauritanian
Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Black Sheep(2006)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Killer Workout
Zodiac (2007)
Chopper (2000)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
Wasabi
Spiderman
Wag The Dog
Truman Show
F/X
Zulu
Weekend At Bernies
Footrot Flats
Taxi Driver
Trading Places
BMX Bandits
There Will Be Blood
Blues Brothers
Master And Commander
Synecdoche, New York


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.684975 del
>>684974
>Chopper (2000)
I like this scene
>Hey, wait, Chopper, you got gun?
>He's walking towards me. "You got gun?"
>I said yeah, I got a gun.
If we have no other votes.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.684976 del
>>684974
Blues Brothers


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.684977 del
Good morning?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.684978 del
>>684977
Maybe.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 22:50 [Preview] No.684979 del
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NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.684980 del
At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn
Candle sticks in the dark, visions of bodies being burned


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.684981 del
I'm a good Abrahamic battle scientist.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.684982 del
>>684979
I wonder if they would make good eating.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 23:17 [Preview] No.684983 del
>>684982
chink mentality


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.684984 del
I'd better go to the shops today.
Only enough coffee for one cup and paper for one wipe.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.684985 del
>>684984
>not always being one jar of coffee ahead
NGMI


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.684986 del
rex hunt just died


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.684987 del
>>684984
>for one wipe
woe, may all your wipes be clean and fast.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.684988 del
>>684983
Is your entire personality just internet memes?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.684989 del
>>684988
Is your entire personality just being ornery?


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.684990 del
I never trust a NEET that only needs one wipe.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 23:31 [Preview] No.684991 del
Everything went to shit after /ausneets/ season 5.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.684992 del
>>684979
Happy little things.


NEET 03/26/2023 (Sun) 23:54 [Preview] No.684993 del
Happy little accident


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.684994 del
hanging with johnnie and cooper


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.684995 del
diet is fucked, just had a massive apple turnover for morning tea, I need to do better


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.684996 del
>>684995
>all that sugar in the morning


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.684997 del
I sent a NEET to Grozny in the 90s as a prank, once.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 00:32 [Preview] No.684998 del
>>684990
As possum used to say, the browner the pants, the whiter the soul.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 00:36 [Preview] No.684999 del
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I've been radicalised.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.685000 del
(6.87 MB 366x332 no1.mp4)


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.685001 del
The eggs turned out well.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 00:46 [Preview] No.685002 del
who else /drankin'/?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.685003 del
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>>685002
just binge eating, no goon for me


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.685004 del
>>685003
>no goon
that's a good thing. goon is sickening


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.685005 del
>>685000
eggcellent


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:04 [Preview] No.685006 del
>>685004
>goon is sickening
Get the fuck out of here you imposter.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.685007 del
>no rent assitabnce either
bretty gooood


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.685008 del
>>685006
fuckoof poorfagot that can't afford more


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.685009 del
I have no energy, might force myself to watch welcome to the nhk until I feel ashamed enough to do something


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.685010 del
>>685008
Your on a neet board maye and you just posted your income.
Are you retarded?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.685011 del
>>685010
becuz cenno is my only income


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.685012 del
but 730 is pretty mint


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.685013 del
>>685010
We are all brothers here. Please, let us not fight retard against spastic, spastic against mong, mong against boong.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.685014 del
>>685007
That's a lot of hryvnia/rubles.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.685015 del
>>685013
He's talking funny like some sort of negro


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.685016 del
Doing the needful


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:31 [Preview] No.685017 del
Good morning NEETs.
My life is like a bait bucket that was left on the jetty for six days in summer.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:32 [Preview] No.685018 del
>>685017
seeing me?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.685019 del
>>685017
Good morning NEET.

Are you in your lane? Thriving?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.685020 del
>>685016
Good job NEET.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.685021 del
>>685016
Sir will sort it out.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.685022 del
>>685017
You will make good burley.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.685023 del
>>685019
I am not even moisturised.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.685024 del
>>685021
let us hope this sikh is more competent than the average pajeet


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.685025 del
>>685024
I would choose a sikh over sir any day of the week in any situation.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.685026 del
pajeets shoudln't even be in this land


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.685027 del
>>685023
Play with your nipples.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.685028 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.685029 del
>>685026
Are there many in Ukraine?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.685030 del
>>685029
i'm in aus


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.685031 del
>>685030
Must be good to get away from the fighting.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.685032 del
>>685031
rather'd be gettin' bombed by drones bro aus is gay af


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.685033 del
>>685032
I'd rather you were getting bombed by drones too.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.685034 del
>>685032
It's only gay if you enjoy it.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.685035 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.685036 del
I hope two strong men and ztepmum don't bundle him away.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.685037 del
i can'
t post what i wat becuz filter gay gay
blacks abo filter gay help i can't anymore


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NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.685038 del
Is Mongk the Hohol poster?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.685039 del
>>685037
>i can't anymore
Have a wank.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.685040 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.685041 del
>>685038
I think it's a lost 4chan lamb


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.685042 del
>>685035
Possum drone bombed my arse once.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.685043 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.685044 del
>>685042
You craved it!


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.685045 del
>>685042
It needed it.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:40 [Preview] No.685046 del
They should put plastic arses on the drones so it looks like they poo bombs.
It would devastate the enemies morale.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.685047 del
>>685046
kek clapper drones.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 03:06 [Preview] No.685048 del
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Just followed the apple turnover with a donut. I just can't control myself. Never gonna lose weight at this rate.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.685049 del
>>685048
Donut do it again.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.685050 del
>>685048
Any pudding tonight?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 03:13 [Preview] No.685051 del
>>685049
I try my best but sometimes I find myself in a hot jam


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 03:14 [Preview] No.685052 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.685053 del
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What was objectively the best james bond movie neets?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.685054 del
Hullo lads. I've been looking into emigrating to Perth, do you boys have any advice for a Brit coming over? I've never been to Australia before and I'm interest in your guys take on the pros/cons of living in Aus.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.685055 del
>>685054
Pros: hot NEETs
Cons: Max Employment


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:09 [Preview] No.685056 del
>>685054
It really depends on if you're a wanker or not.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.685057 del
>>685053
I always liked the one with the negro voodoo but I think it was the first one I saw as a kid.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.685058 del
>>685057
*Live and Let Die


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:18 [Preview] No.685059 del
>>685058
Ian Fleming actually lived in jamaica for a while.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.685060 del
>>685059
I wonder if they still have the good old jamaica chocolate there.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:24 [Preview] No.685061 del
>>685060
I think their current focus is on choof chocolate.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.685062 del
>>685053
I liked the one with christopher lee in it - The Man With The Golden Gun, but I'm not sure critics liked it much.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:33 [Preview] No.685063 del
>>685060
I wonder if he was into negresses


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.685064 del
>>685063
The Man With The Green Bin


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.685065 del
>>685064
Would watch again.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.685066 del
(5.36 MB 576x1024 Dva_vile_audio.mp4)
Please ask your mummybot for permission before watching.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.685067 del
>>685066
That was a completely misleading warning, you made me take my pants off for nothing.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.685068 del
>>685066
Handsome fella.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.685069 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.685070 del
Mongs.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BaIl-AyEMMs [Embed]


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.685071 del
>>685067
So you don't consider it gay to suck your homie?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.685072 del
>>685064
Well bantered.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.685073 del
>>685070
The last one was shocking.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.685074 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.685075 del
>>685071
No I think that is very gay.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.685076 del
>>685075
What if a neet really needed it?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.685077 del
>>685076
He can have a wank


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.685078 del
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Minimal wage today. Celebrating being able to afford cheese with egg and bakie muffins.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.685079 del
>>685078
Good feed.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.685080 del
Bought some icecream. The condesnation caused the woolies bag to get wet and then the arse dropped out of it. Ice-cream tub hit the ground and opened. Little bit spilt. Got it in the freezer. Will probably just throw it all out.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.685081 del
>>685078
Nice celebration.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.685082 del
>>685080
Those paper bags are shit I've given up on them.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:22 [Preview] No.685083 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.685084 del
>>685080
You should stil eat the icecream.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.685085 del
>>685078
>unmelted cheese
Mate.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.685086 del
Paper bags are the work of the devil.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:29 [Preview] No.685087 del
I still have a large cupboard crammed 3/4 full of plastic bags.
I shall sell them on the black market once they ban plastic entirely.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.685088 del
>>685082
Yeah, it is my second time using them and I can't say I'm impressed by them.
>>685085
A common problem with neets.
>>685084
I am considering it. I reckon the ice-cream in the container is still clean but I have an irrational psychological aversion to it now.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:34 [Preview] No.685089 del
>>685088
Woolies marketing probably planned the whole thing, if you don't eat the icecream they win.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.685090 del
>>685080
That's silly, the icecream is solid so at worst just throw out the top layer.
Wash the container and freeze it


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.685091 del
>>685085
The plan was to melt it between the muffins and bacon but that didn't work. I don't throw the cheese in the pan because it makes a huge mess and picks up nasty black shit


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.685092 del
>>685091
> nasty black shit
It's good for you, puts hairs on your chest


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.685093 del
>>685090
Considering that you don't even cook ice cream before eating it...it's best if he throws it out, to avoid any bacteria.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.685094 del
>>685092
Nasty black shit made me the man I am today.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.685095 del
>>685090
Hmmm, perhaps. I figure I will forget about once I get into it.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.685096 del
>>685093
You're going to steal it out of his bin aren't you?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.685097 del
Finally got into the top 1% on tryhackme, it was more work than I thought.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.685098 del
>>685093
In theory yes, but I think it's sufficient to just scrape the top off given that the ground isn't that unclean, phisically removing the contaminant would work, and that the product is being frozen.

If it was yoghurt, it fell somewhere really unhygienic, or it was going to be used at room temperature then I would just toss it.

It's a margin call but I kept plain yogurt that I did the same thing to.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.685099 del
>>685097
Congratulations NEET


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.685100 del
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>>685091
I use one of these when I want to melt or crisp up something.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.685101 del
>>685097
Well done.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.685102 del
ALLAH ACKBAR


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.685103 del
I want to fart in an Asian woman's mouth


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.685104 del
>>685100
I never recommend these because the gas canister doesn't have flashback protection, the ones you have to refil manually are much safer.

Really you just want to grill the cheese or stack it between the bacon, the other be neet was right about my cheese needing more melting


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.685105 del
I am not terribly fond of niggers.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.685106 del
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NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.685107 del
My OC always dies because I post it at night


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.685108 del
>>685100
You want to run round the house with it going PEW PEW PEW


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.685109 del
>>685107
Save it for the mornings.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.685110 del
>>685109
It's often contextual, maybe I should just make a few banners instead


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.685111 del
>reminiscing about how nuro would post the same god awful bike photos over and over again, calling them "OC" and thinking they were a valuable contribution to the board


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.685112 del
>>685111
I had a look at 8chan the other day and remembered that we used to call him supernuro


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.685113 del
>>685111
I liked the bike photos, NURO was better than the nasty neets


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.685114 del
>>685113
His was a soul too pure and bright for this damn imperfect world.
We will never see his likes again.
RIP sweat prince.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:18 [Preview] No.685115 del
>>685114
This wasn't a good place for NURO, he was too easily goaded. I imagine NURO riding around the beach happily.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.685117 del
>>685115
>happily.
it's all any of us wants


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:26 [Preview] No.685118 del
>>685116
Guess he is walking home.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.685119 del
Signs you might be in a bad home:
Jack Daniels decor
Buddhist/Bali style decor
Holden/Ford racing team decor
Pet snake in small enclosure
Negro basketballer posters in son's bedroom


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.685120 del
>>685116
A sad end for that gentleman. Hopefully they can get it back on the road soon.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.685121 del
>>685119
This offended at least one bad home neet


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:38 [Preview] No.685122 del
>>685119
Which brand of car do you associate most closely with bad homes neets? Would you refuse to move into a place if your neighbour owned a ford?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.685123 del
>>685122
I think the absolute worst homes go for Holden.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.685124 del
>>685122
Watermelon mercedes.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.685125 del
>>685122
Bad home neets take the bus or a BMX. Sometimes 10 BMXs from the bad home areas arrive all at once. If it's a really bad home area the kids will have weaponized scooters


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.685126 del
The eshay is to the scooter rat what the nike is to the bikie


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.685127 del
>>685045
anywhere but perth or darwin


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NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.685131 del
>>685118
He is driving back with me. Missed breakfast and lunch today. Made it to Apollo Bay.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.685132 del
Lots of shifty cunts with bumbags walking about.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.685133 del
>>685122
Lancias are the worst.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.685134 del
Having a coffee. I'll regret it.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.685135 del
>>685132
>bumbags
Over the shoulder?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.685136 del
The willpower does what it can, the body suffers what it must.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.685137 del
>>685135
Yeah, I think they like them for the convenience but think they are less gay than a normal shoulder bag. If I was a cop I'd go after those cunts heaps.


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NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.685139 del
>>685131
Hope you get to have a nice dinner.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.685140 del
Can't remember going to sleep last night. Woke up at 6 and spent 9hrs wrapped in a blanket sweating and shivering. Canceled the first shift. Had to excuse myself and go vomit froth and bile at the second one.
Spent yesterday with proteinNEET, he's in a real bad way and the hospital is sectioning him. I think. Well, I think he thinks. It's a bit hard to tell what's actually going on. I think he's going through some severe psychosis.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.685141 del
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have marvel said what they will do about his arrest?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.685142 del
>>685140
Sounds like the goon tax.

>the hospital is sectioning him.
That's not good.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.685143 del
>>685133
they attract the worst sort of guidos


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.685144 del
>>685140
Christ.


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NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.685146 del
>>685145
I like her sister.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.685147 del
>>685146
I bet you do.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.685148 del
>>685131
That's good of you


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.685149 del
>>685146
I would force them to perform acts of lesbianism on each other for my gratification.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.685150 del
I have sinned several times today.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.685151 del
falling asleep


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.685152 del
>>685140
fug none of that is good


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.685153 del
>>685140
gooned neets?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.685154 del
>>685140
Did protienNEET poison you?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.685155 del
In the mood to commit war crimes. It's been a while.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.685156 del
>>685131
Good on you.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.685157 del
There's some diced beef in the fridge.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.685158 del
sleeping is a sin


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.685159 del
>>685155
I spent some time encouraging cannibalsim and organ theft for for profit this morning.
And also eugenics based incest.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.685160 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.685161 del
Got a rock hard erection


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.685162 del
>>685159
>cannibalsim
Why are you promoting SIM card cannibals?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.685163 del
>>685155
>>685159
>>685161
Keeping busy is the key to staying sane.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.685164 del
>>685161
Your image didn't upload.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.685165 del
>>685162
Kek, that was accidental but Rimworld is pretty much a cannibal sim.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.685166 del
>>685164
Your bum didn't upload.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.685167 del
>>685160
Cruisey eats his corn with the pointy end first.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.685168 del
>>685167
Is that the correct way?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.685169 del
>>685167
No teeth and I never leave a kernel.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.685170 del
>>685168
No, cruisey does everything the wrong way.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.685171 del
>>685170
Just you.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.685172 del
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Killed the mice, spiders, and gassed the kurds


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.685173 del
>>685171
I said wrong hole very loudly more than once.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.685174 del
Also have a nasty scratch on my mongfoot. Couldn't find any blood.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.685175 del
He's a come from behind kind of guy.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.685176 del
A backdoor man.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.685177 del
Are laser tag and paintball fitting hobbies for the over 30's, or are they only socially acceptable for young people?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.685178 del
>>685177
Both are much more tiring than you remember.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.685179 del
Seems I took a picture of it last night.
It's not that bad.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.685180 del
>>685177
Just have fun. Caring about what others think are "acceptable" hobbies is for faggots.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.685181 del
>>685171
Well bantered.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.685182 del
>>685179
>$5 has been sent to your account


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.685183 del
>>685179
I can't wank to that.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.685184 del
>>685183
weakling


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.685185 del
>>685184
He hasn't even painted his nails


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.685186 del
>>685174
The boong cycle is not favouring you and you'll have to pick up a few more shifts when that NEET goes into hospital for his assessment.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.685187 del
>>685173
Safe words are just part of foreplay.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.685188 del
>>685179
You'll be right.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.685189 del
Possum forced me to wank to a reproduction of Rembrandts The Jewish Bride once.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.685190 del
>>685189
Did you cum?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.685191 del
>>685186
I was thinking this too.
If the NEETs really cared, they'd decommission the wagon.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.685192 del
>>685190
Yes but it was more out of fear than arousal.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.685193 del
Eating watery porridge without honey or sugar.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.685194 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.685195 del
>>685193
>without honey
haram


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.685196 del
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NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.685197 del
>>685193
Its all you deserve.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.685198 del
>>685195
It's not bad. Makes me feel like a peasant eating gruel.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.685199 del
>>685197
>>685196
Still better than being a beanNEET


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:08 [Preview] No.685200 del
I had porridge for breakfast every day of my childhood.
I think I've eaten it maybe 3 times since.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.685201 del
>>685178
It is not seemly for the NEET to compete against the waggie. The first time NEET played paintball there was an incident.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.685202 del
>>685201
I went to a work paint ball game a while back where everybody discovered that they had become old and fat.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.685203 del
>>685202
I am old and fat.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.685204 del
>>685203
Don't try and run fast in the bush in overalls in the sun.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.685205 del
>>685204
>overalls
I would need 5XL


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.685206 del
We could play NEET paintball and all be in motorised chairs


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.685207 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.685208 del
>>685160
That looks rather tasty.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.685209 del
Just chucked all the porridge up. Looked like an Asian street meat vid.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.685210 del
>>685209
Gruelspew


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.685211 del
Are all the NEETs sick today?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.685212 del
>>685205
Get them in black. Very slimming.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.685213 del
>>685211
only mentally


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.685214 del
>>685211
Some are taking on a much higher boong responsibility that the others.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.685215 del
>>685213
Well bantered.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.685216 del
>>685214
I'm too lazy to boong properly anymore


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.685217 del
did a 5k ride on the exercise bike, got no energy now, totally exhausted


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.685218 del
>>685216
That poor old NEET has the goon shakes while working. Do your part.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.685219 del
>>685218
I have smoked a lot of choof today


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.685220 del
>>685217
Sweating?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.685221 del
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What are some good tv shows I might like to see?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.685222 del
>>685219
Good work NEET doing your part. At least he can breath easy tonight.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.685223 del
>>685217
Naked?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.685225 del
>>685217
Very well done.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.685226 del
A bloke called Rincewind in a Terry Pratchett book said that it makes more sense to be fit if you are lazy because then it takes less effort to do things and also you can run away quickly.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.685227 del
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NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.685228 del
>>685226
I thought his suitcase did most of the running


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.685229 del
>>685228
I always wanted a luggage.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.685230 del
r34 luggage when?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.685231 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.685232 del
>>685230
Trust the plan.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.685234 del
>>685139
I had a chicken schnitzel and a bottle of shiraz. In bed now.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.685235 del
do neets get headaches from staring at their screens all day?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.685236 del
>>685140
Glutemate rebound!


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.685237 del
>>685221
The Sopranos.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.685238 del
Random headaches aren't real. You're dehydrated.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.685239 del
>>685238
He might have a toomah.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.685240 del
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These translated comics are usually good but occasionally you get sardines of death


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.685241 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.685242 del
>>685235
I think lack of sleep and too much screen can do it.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.685243 del
>>685240
Not on my pixxa.


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NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.685245 del
>>685244
There is a video of a neger kicking him in the back recently.


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NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.685248 del
>>685247
Wish I got looked after like that.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.685249 del
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good morning SIRS

today is monday, 7 more days to achieve something
today i will write some code for my assignment then go to the gym
i will also talk to girls at school wish me luck


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.685250 del
This guys vids are comfy.
Maybe something for premoofie screening.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j07f-cKWRtk [Embed]


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.685251 del
>>685249
Good evening NEET. Good to hear you're still grinding code. Wink at one of the girls for me.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.685252 del
>>685221
Detectorists.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.685253 del
>>685219
Thank you. I wish more NEETs pulled their weight.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.685254 del
>>685252
What do they detector?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.685255 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.685256 del
new paul joseph watson video breddy funnie


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.685257 del
>>685234
>>685234
What gravy and veg?
Did they have a buffet?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.685258 del
>>685249
> 7 more days to achieve something
You can do it neet, make us proud.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.685259 del
>>685246
What a cute doggo.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.685260 del
>>685247
I get jealous of property like that.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.685261 del
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>>685251
good evening mate i will.
>>685258
i hope you also achieve your goals this week and do the sneedful sir


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.685262 del
>>685260
Her voice made me turn it off


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.685263 del
>>685249
What are you going to say to girls?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.685264 del
>>685221
Detectorists. This >>685252 NEET knows his shows.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.685265 del
>>685256
I am watchiung it now. You can see right up his nostrils.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.685266 del
>>685263
>hi
>y-you too


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.685267 del
>>685254
Its the good home version of the pokes.
They just walk around with metal detectors.
Its a good show.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.685268 del
>>685266
Ask them if they have a boyfriend and if they say no, ask them if they want one.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.685269 del
>>685268
And if they say yes ask if they do anal.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.685270 del
>>685262
I had it muted.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.685271 del
>>685264
Pretty good cast. Im not sure why its not better known.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.685272 del
>>685269
>>685268
reminds me of that incel who would go around pepper spraying girls


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.685273 del
>>685257
It came with gravy and chips and salad.
It was a pub, so no buffet.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.685274 del
possum was a national syndicalist before the labor movement co-opted trade unionism once


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.685275 del
>>685273
That sounds nice. I rarely eat salad but would eat veg.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.685276 del
>>685271
It doesn't provoke wild emotions, no controversial stuff, it's just chill and comfy.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.685277 del
Buffet the Waistline Slayer


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.685278 del
zhir has been standing outside my window for half an hour trying to lure his cat back inside after it got out
🔕


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.685279 del
>>685278
Tell him I said hi.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.685280 del
>>685278
>after it got out
You let it out on purpose, didn't you?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.685281 del
FREEDOM FOR CAT


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 10:58 [Preview] No.685282 del
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>>685281
It will now go on a killing spree the likes of which we have never seen.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.685283 del
Pajeet keeps cat inside
Pajeets shits in street
Cat shits inside


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.685284 del
What are you doing?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:04 [Preview] No.685285 del
Fuck 'em up, Kochie!


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.685286 del
Big Fella:
Can you please list what you had for breakfast and dinner, Wednesday 22 March through today, Monday 27 March.
Thank you in anticipation.
W.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.685287 del
>>685284
Hot boong chicks


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.685288 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.685289 del
>>685286
Dunno.
Breakfast: probably bunch of eggs in different formes.
For dinner at least once I ate butterbrot mit cherry jam. That was interesting.
Today I had creamy mushroom pörkölt with pasta. The mushroom was rehydrated, I picked 'em last year in the woods, and dehydrated a bunch.
There. Fill the db of this data.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.685290 del
>>685289
Thank you.
The cherry jam sounds nice.
Do you have a dehydrating machine?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.685291 del
>>685289
bay leaf


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.685292 del
do hungarians like dogs?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.685293 del
>>685289
One day he will release the Complete Guide to Hungarian Breakfasts.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.685294 del
>>685292
not sure


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.685295 del
>>685292
They do. They even invented their own breed of big hairy doggo


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.685296 del
>>685290
>dehydrating machine?
I have, but I used solar power, it's cheaper. I slice up the mushroom thin then place them onto paper towels on a tray and I put the tray where the Sun can reach it most of the day. I shuffle the mushroom slices daily. It's fine after about 3-4 days.

>>685291
No bay leaf. It would fit tho. Lard, onion, salt, pepper, paprika, mushroom, water, sour cream.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.685297 del
>>685296
>No bay leaf
woe


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.685298 del
>>685293
Ought the be interesting. I don't think I give a good picture what Hungarians eat for brekky in general.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.685299 del
>>685293
I hope it is coffee table sized


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.685300 del
>>685295
What a strange creature, it's awesome


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.685301 del
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>>685300
And not just that. And not just the smaller one.

>>685292
Yes. Many Hungarians like dogs. We have liek 9 own dog breeds. Some quite old, came with us from the east.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.685302 del
>>685247
Comfy ducks


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:37 [Preview] No.685303 del
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>>685301
We invented dingoes, well the boongs did anyway.
They're basically dogs gone back to a wild species.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:38 [Preview] No.685304 del
>>685303
Good job.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.685305 del
weber's willy


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.685306 del
>>685304
You guys still have natural wolves don't you?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.685307 del
>>685303
no they didn't


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.685308 del
>>685307
FARKIN WOIT DOG CUNT YA GONNA STEEL ME DOG NOW TOO?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.685309 del
>>685306
Depends. If I count those which occasionally roam from the Carpathian mountains. Recent years they even settled at couple of places. Otherwise no. They were eradicated.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.685310 del
Or to state it differently, all our wolves were taken away along with our mountains in Trianon.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.685311 del
>>685310
>Trianon
based


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.685312 del
>>685310
>>685309
Ah, that sucks.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:46 [Preview] No.685313 del
>>685310
Jesus fuck they took over three quarters of your coutry, sorry I didn't know that.
That is fucked beyond belief.


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>>685313
picrel


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:55 [Preview] No.685315 del
>>685313
They should have fought better.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:56 [Preview] No.685316 del


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:57 [Preview] No.685317 del
The only people who like the idea of wolves or consider them ecologically significant are people who've never been attacked by a wolf.
People sometimes think they've seen wolves when really they've just seen wild dogs or these zoo bred toy wolves.

Fuck wolves, wolves kill sheep, they kill Sheppard's dogs, wolves kill sheapards, wolves kill all the deer then attack herds. If you don't want to die or starve you better eradicate wolves.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.685318 del
>>685317
brainlet take


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.685319 del
>>685317
Have you been attacked by a wolf then?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.685320 del
>and that was the day we heard oneleggedNEETs origin story


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.685321 del
Been up for 36 hours and not tired
Feeling motivated to get my life together


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.685322 del
>>685321
Good crack?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.685323 del
One day NEET was taking food to grannys house in the woods.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:12 [Preview] No.685324 del
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>>685317
A wolf is like 70cm high and that doesn't sound like much, but that means they can jump two meters in the air and pull you out of a tree or pounce on you from above. Knowing the bite force of large dogs its safe to assume a wolf has a bite force of like 700psi+ so they could bite your arm/ any other body part off.

Some people say wolves don't attack people, that's because we've shot so many the remaining wolves have infinite food and we scare them away. If we didn't shoot wolves they would multiply with seasonal game until they started depleting the wild game, that's when a whole pack of starving wolves attacks a herd or a village.
>>685319
I've encountered them, even from a distance that's more then enough. When you see a real wolf your caveman instinct speaks to you strongly.


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NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:17 [Preview] No.685326 del
>>685325
This amused me greatly


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.685327 del
thought I'd get a good night's sleep by going to bed at 9, instead I just woke up after only 3 hours. Fuck my life


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.685328 del
I could have destroyed him if you lot didn't restrict me to using only 50% of my power.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.685329 del
>>685327
silly billy


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.685330 del
>>685328
Just for that I'm turning it down to 44% for the next week.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.685331 del
>>685330
You fool, anything below 48% and I cannot hold him at bay. You have doomed us all.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.685332 del
>>685331
I'll give you 47 and you'll just have to fight that bit harder.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.685333 del
>>685332
You bum hole will be his first victim.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:23 [Preview] No.685334 del
>>685333
Are we talking about NK or some other rape demon?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.685335 del
some day I'm gonna lead a better life than this


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.685336 del
>>685296
How long do the mushrooms last once dehydrated?
Are they portabella types?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.685337 del
>>685313
They werent going to do anything with it.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:39 [Preview] No.685338 del
>>685324
>caveman instinct
Even just those pics make my ridge arc up


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.685339 del
>>685337
They could have grown more of those big weird hairy dogs on that land.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.685340 del
Possum asked me to go bear hunting with him once.
It ... was not what I expected.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:43 [Preview] No.685341 del
Haven't had a drink or a cone for 24hrs.
Also haven't really eaten.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.685342 del
>>685341
It can be hard to eat when you take a break


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:46 [Preview] No.685343 del
>>685340
He always plays the bear.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.685344 del
>>685342
Im thinking a cone and a cup of tea with a pack of butternut snaps.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:48 [Preview] No.685345 del
>>685344
That sounds very comfy.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.685346 del
I always liked the idea of the amsterdam cafes where you can get a bong at the table then order pastries and coffee in the same place.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.685347 del
>>685336
>How long
Not sure. I start consuming them during winter and they are gone till next year's mushroom season.
>portabella types?
You mean liek Agaricus campestris and closely related edible ones?
Some.
Most are macrolepiotas, boletes, and rizhiki (Lactarius).


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.685348 del
>>685346
sounds fattening


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.685349 del
What's gonna happen after these retards create an indigenous voice to parliament?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.685350 del
>>685349
This country is dead anyway.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.685351 del
>>685349
Adding a boong in will make no difference to anything


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.685352 del
>>685348
I would become a mega uber Exec


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.685353 del
>>685347
I wish I knew more about mushrooms.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.685354 del
>>685353
Eh, I only know a couple of species. You can very easily learn this much.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:37 [Preview] No.685355 del
>>685354
I do know a bit. My grandfather and I went pixking them a couple of times.
Theres a bit of a group in SA and Vic that take pics and samples as lots are still not well studied.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.685356 del
Had a pack of mini scotch fingers. They make my dick look huge.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.685357 del
Getting the sweats.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:43 [Preview] No.685358 del
feelin woe'd, wish I had a gd to cheer me up


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.685359 del
Found a new youtube chanel called Cambrian Chronicals.
Fuck the Angles and the Saxons.
Wales is of Irish stock.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.685360 del
>>685355
That probably wasn't yesterday or the day before. The memory needs constant refreshing. Why not go for mushroom hunting? Don't need to pick, just see if you find some you recognize.
>take pics and samples
Thats cool.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.685361 del
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I would love a nice reclining couch I could lie on and fall asleep watching youtube videos


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.685362 del
>>685359
>Cambrian Chronicals
I just noticed that today


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.685363 del
wales isn't real


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.685364 del
>>685358
>>685360
Theres apparently a micelium (i cant spell) web that goes from southern nsw, through vic and to sa.
Not really sure how they check that, Im not convinced that the one across the US is just one either, its said to be the biggest living organism.
Through the adelaide hills, theres lots of mushrooms, and lots of varieties. Im a bit scared because I cant tell them apart too good.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.685365 del
>>685361
A bariatric sit/stand rocking lazboy


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.685366 del
>>685362
It is very good, hes got a welsh bias though.. but thats okay.
His video on king arthur was great.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 14:55 [Preview] No.685367 del
>>685363
Three hills with silly names.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.685368 del
>>685359
Nice. Thanks.

>>685364
Yeah, it's micélium in Hungarian.
So they think there is one large micelium covering the whole region? I heard such, and even more, that trees are interconnected by those too.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.685369 del
>>685368
Yeah, theyve seen how the whole ecosystem shares the nutrients by spreading it through the webs. Its very cool. Fungi in general is amazing.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.685370 del
Before photosynthesising plants emerged, there were mushroom forests.
After this planet is destroyed, the mushrooms will still survive.


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NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.685372 del
Was just going to have one.


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NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.685375 del
>>685300
>>685301
Beautiful doggos.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 17:44 [Preview] No.685376 del
>>685374
What is this?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.685377 del
I accidentally took a 6 hour nap.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.685378 del
I have always thought that we should have wiped out all the venomous species of snake. It is ridiculous that they are protected species.
The Eastern Brown and similar monsters should have a bounty on them.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.685379 del
>>685359
>Fuck the Angles and the Saxons.
Don't start.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.685380 del
>>685378
Although if you put a bounty on them people would breed them to collect the bounty. I think that is what happened in India with the cobra.
They should still be wiped out though. People would say mice numbers would increase but non-venomous snakes should increase to fill the gap in the ecosystem.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 18:24 [Preview] No.685381 del
Two cups of coffee and half a block of caramilk to start the day.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.685382 del
>>685381
mording


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.685383 del
Coombrain Chronicles


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.685384 del
>>685382
Good morning.

Three coffees and the whole block of caramilk now.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 20:28 [Preview] No.685385 del
>>685382
>>685384
Good morning NEET.

>>685384
>the whole block of caramilk now.
Big feed.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.685386 del
morning bros


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.685387 del
>>685384
200 grams?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.685388 del
>>685250
It got me thinking, I liked it.

>>685252
>>685264
>Detectorists
I hope we can watch an episode on womboflix

>>685278
J U S T

>>685286
>W.
What a sign off.

>>685289
>butterbrot mit cherry jam.
Interesting.

>>685300
Mop.

>>685301
Babby mop.

>>685325
kek

>>685344
Light refreshments.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.685389 del
>>685386
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 20:35 [Preview] No.685390 del
Good luck today Monk. Remember to tell them that mental health isn't real.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 20:38 [Preview] No.685391 del
>>685387
>200 grams?
I think the shrinkflation has struck them and they are 180g now. Or maybe even less.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.685392 del
>>685386
Good morning.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.685393 del
>>685391
you better have two of them


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.685394 del
>Dramatic moment Kia Soul is launched 10 feet into the air after a loose wheel plows into it on LA freeway... and the driver walked away with no injuries
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11906949/Kia-Soul-launched-10-feet-air-loose-wheel-plows-LA-freeway.html


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 20:48 [Preview] No.685395 del
>Still not fucking stopping
>>Heart-stopping moment truck's brakes fail as it hurtles down the side of a mountain - but miraculously manages to avoid a tragedy
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11905603/Dash-Cam-Owners-Australia-Trucks-brakes-fail-hurtles-Mt-Victoria-Blue-Mountains-NSW.html


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>>685394
here you go


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 20:56 [Preview] No.685397 del
>>685396
I didn't get to see the car bounce in that one, woe.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 21:42 [Preview] No.685398 del
Today is a good day to diet


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 21:44 [Preview] No.685399 del
>>685398
Good luck NEET.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 21:45 [Preview] No.685400 del
good evening SIRS
day was very successful and i did the sneedful, how was yours?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.685401 del
>>685400
Good morning NEET. Just getting started with the day. Did you wink at woman?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.685402 del
If there was a way to get it for you and your family then I'll make sure you have it


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:04 [Preview] No.685403 del
>>685401
yes i did and engaged in friendly banter


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.685404 del
>>685403
>engaged in friendly banter
I hope you wore a condom.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.685405 del
>>685403
You big dick chad


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.685406 del
I don't know if it counts as shrinkflation but they have halved the size of the expiry date on the pies I buy.
I'm gonna have to start taking a magnifying glass to the shops.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.685407 del
feel really good for some reason


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.685408 del
>>685406
sneaky cunts


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:19 [Preview] No.685409 del
>>685408
They're unfrozen ones too so it is very devious.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.685410 del
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Ok, this week on womboflix...

Tomorrow, for our womboflix wednesday watching of television, we are watching the first episode of The Squid Game, a survival drama about a secret contest where hundreds of players, all of whom are in deep financial hardship, risk their lives to play a series of deadly children's games for the chance to win millions and pay of their slappers.

On Saturday, we have Chopper (2000) about legendary criminal Mark “Chopper” Read as an inmate at Pentridge Prison.

Then on Sunday, it's Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi in The Blues Brothers (1980), the story of two guys on a mission from God.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:30 [Preview] No.685411 del
>>685410
Excellent choices.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.685412 del
>>685410
Exciting times ahead.

What output quality copy of Chopper did you get? I think the 720p one that floats around is good if you cannot get 1080p one (if it exists).


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:35 [Preview] No.685413 del
Have any neets tried a bed wedge to elevate their mattresses and help with sleep apnea?


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.685414 del
>>685412
I've actually downloaded the wrong ones, gonna need to get h264 ones.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:39 [Preview] No.685415 del
>>685413
Been meaning to try this, although I doubt a specific product is needed.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.685416 del
>>685407
Well feel'd


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.685417 del
>>685407
Good to hear.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:41 [Preview] No.685418 del
>>685406
The muffins I bought were so small as to be entirely inadequate. Many of these companies are taking the piss


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:46 [Preview] No.685419 del
>>685418
It's insulting as well as dishonest.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:47 [Preview] No.685421 del
And the bog rolls I bought were sealed up in some hardcore industrial plastic.
I had to get off the toilet and waddle with poobum to get a knife to open the fucking thing.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.685422 del
>>685416
>>685417
i blame it on the bike ride last night
even got dan'd


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.685423 del
>>685419
The theory is that a we enter recession rather than costs going up the quality of goods will just fall, until we're stuck with biscuit sized muffins and erzats coffee.
The company would rather sell tiny muffins to someone like me who can no longer afford them, then increase the price and have nobody buy them.


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:55 [Preview] No.685424 del
It's been 28 long hard years I'm strugglin
Survival got me buggin


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:56 [Preview] No.685425 del
>>685424
*jugglin


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.685426 del
A neet was alive on arrival


NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:58 [Preview] No.685427 del
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NEET 03/27/2023 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.685428 del
Are we taking bets on if Monk gets the padded cell or not?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.685429 del
rundown on the monk situation


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 00:04 [Preview] No.685430 del
is he still drinking and playing the pokies?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.685431 del
Monk told cenno that employment isn't real once.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 00:10 [Preview] No.685432 del
>>685414
Good to know you picked it up. Finding a good quality copy of that moofie was harder then I anticipated a year ago when I was looking for it.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.685433 del
I worry about the gooned neets


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 00:17 [Preview] No.685434 del
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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.685435 del
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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.685436 del
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Woe to the NEETs.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.685437 del
I don't really know what I'm supposed to say to the hospital person


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 00:50 [Preview] No.685438 del
Can the commune accomodate gooned neets? Will we be forced to lock gooned neets in a shipping container next to neets who fap openly?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.685439 del
>>685437
I would like to speak a doctor about a mental health concern. If it's in the reception area that is public.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:06 [Preview] No.685440 del
>>685438
>lock gooned neets in a shipping container next to neets who fa
Screaming and smells.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.685441 del
>>685437
what are you trying to achieve?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:12 [Preview] No.685442 del
When with the doctor start off strong by openly saying
>mental health isn't real


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:13 [Preview] No.685443 del
>>685410
Can you try to get a copy of the extended edition of the blues brothers?
Lots of the scenes are in a different order and the movie makes more sense. I think it's only 20 or so mins longer.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.685444 del
>>685413
I think you put them on top of the mattress


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:15 [Preview] No.685445 del
Had a slight wage. Had a bit of an unexplained teary session on the drive home.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:16 [Preview] No.685446 del


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.685447 del
>>685430
Wrong NEET.
I was down to 2c then got the feature this morning.
Only ended up $10 down.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:18 [Preview] No.685448 del
>>685437
You're a big mong.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.685449 del
>>685442
That's how you know they know what they're doing.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.685450 del
Can of cold baked beans and two slices of toast going down the hatch.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.685451 del
My mother contacted Misso on instagram to say it was her father's anniversary of his death. About 15 years ago.
Fucking cunt. I hate social media.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.685452 del
>>685445
sounds like you should go back to bed


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.685453 del
>>685450
With a nice big splash of Worcestershire sauce.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:33 [Preview] No.685454 del
>>685451
When I was on facebook my sister in law would make lists of people who did not attend her gatherings and tag them all to tell them off.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.685455 del
>>685438
There would be much rapings.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.685456 del
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Stupidly upset again today, when will it end?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.685457 del
>>685410
>The Squid Game
It is just called Squid Game.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.685458 del
>>685450
Well beaned


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.685459 del
>>685428
It might be the best place for him.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.685460 del
>>685459
It could be pretty comfy in a padded cell, everywhere is a bed.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:55 [Preview] No.685461 del
>>685455
Managing a comune is not easy, what about 16 containers stacked two high in a radial hexagon? That way we could let the neets out in alternation to avoid rapings


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:56 [Preview] No.685462 del
>>685451
Get Misso to block her on all platforms.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.685463 del
The cable to the alternator became unplugged at some point and the battery went flat while I was going around a really tight and blind S-bend. Managed to spot the problem and get it jump started while trying not to get run over.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.685464 del
>>685463
Well done NEET. No turban mechanic required.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.685465 del
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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.685466 del
>>685461
I think we should just accept that commune life will involve rape.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.685467 del
NEETs will be gay for the stay and there is nothing wrong with that.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.685468 del
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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.685469 del
>>685467
It's not gay if they're unconcious.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.685470 del
>>685468
I read that as protected the mentally retarded


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.685471 del
>>685462
I found out afterwards that it has some sort of read receipt.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 03:00 [Preview] No.685472 del


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 03:02 [Preview] No.685473 del


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.685474 del
Sudden crying thing keeps happening. I hate being reminded that I'm fucked in the head.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 03:04 [Preview] No.685475 del
>>685474
>crying


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 03:16 [Preview] No.685476 del
>>685457
koreans can't into definite articles


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.685477 del
>>685474
Hang in there NEET things might get better.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.685478 del
>>685474
My anxiety is really terrible for some reason today. Absolutely cannot stop worrying.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.685479 del
>>685478
I'm trying to watch TV but even that is hard.
Just found a film called the banshees of inisherin.
About some guy who doesn't want to be friends with another guy but doesn't have a real reason.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 03:29 [Preview] No.685480 del
>>685479
tv probably won't help unless it really manages to distract you


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 03:42 [Preview] No.685481 del
>>685480
This movie is set in rural Ireland. The scenery is nice.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.685482 del
The NEET Council has Seven (7) Heads and Ten (10) Horns.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.685483 del
>>685443
Yeah, the extended version is actually the only one really available


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.685484 del
>>685444
You're meant to put them underneath


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.685485 del
>>685483
Cool. I've only seen that one once. In the other version it's in a weird order that never really made sense, like they were all just single skits.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.685486 del
>>685484
The ones I've seen are memory foam, and I don't think they would want you to bend the mattress.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.685487 del
Watching a YouTube


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.685488 del
Didn't go to the hospital. Not going. It isn't real. Still not doing the census.
Feeling motivated, caffeinated, productive. Pulling myself up by the bootstraps.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:18 [Preview] No.685489 del
>>685487
Good tube?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.685490 del
>>685488
Good for you neet


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.685491 del
>>685488
If you went they would have taken your bootstraps off you.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.685492 del
>>685488
Monk can I get a rundown on how things have gone since you moved in with mum.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.685493 del
>>685489
Saqqara shit


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.685494 del
Possum appeared to me in a dream once and revealed the secrets of the pyramids, including the contents of the great void. I meant to write them down as soon as I woke up but instead went and had a poo and by the time I was done I couldn't remember them.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.685495 del
All that knowledge, poo'd into the void.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.685496 del
>>685447
>Only ended up $10 down.
China man smiled today.

>>685449
He needs a good one. I think my psychiatrist use to or still works down at Wagga. He will be straight onto the stimulants!

>>685451
Just.

>>685459
Forced wagonisation for him.

>>685463
SmartNEET.

>>685465
kek that ending.

>>685474
Have a wank.

>>685482
Hot!


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.685497 del
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>>685488
>Didn't go to the hospital. Not going. It isn't real. Still not doing the census.
Based.

>Feeling motivated, caffeinated, productive. Pulling myself up by the bootstraps.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.685498 del
>>685494
It all went down with the poo.

>>685495
Exactly this.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.685499 del
>>685488
>Still not doing the census.
Did you vote on Saturday?
That too will need to be added to the list.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:55 [Preview] No.685500 del
>>685499
He better have voted for the boong party.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 05:59 [Preview] No.685501 del
BOONG PARTY AT CRUISEYS HOUSE!!!


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.685502 del
>>685501
Outside *


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.685503 del
>>685492
I am NEETing and mostly on the wagon. Living the cenno dream.

>>685499
I haven't updated my address with the AEC


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.685504 del
Watching time team.
Tony Robinson still has long hair.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.685505 del
>>685503
>I haven't updated my address with the AEC
But you did update your drivers license, I wonder if anything will arise from it.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.685506 del
>>685501
I'm going to jump up and down on his bed.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.685507 del
>>685506
I'll shove your head under the cushions on the rape couch


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.685508 del
>>685507
yes please


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:29 [Preview] No.685509 del
Are there australia specific infosec discords/slacks/groups?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.685510 del
>>685509
>australia specific infosec discords
I remember one being posted here but the owner died in that crash.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.685511 del
Be careful neets, something glows


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.685512 del
>>685505
>But you did update your drivers license
Nope.
You can have a car registered in one state and garaged in another


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.685513 del
Tomorrow is when Andrew Tate is due to be released. Keen to see if they keep him another 30 days


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.685514 del
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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.685515 del
The neet chemical weapons program is progressing well, my CBRN suit withstood a wasp attack, allowing me to gas all the fucking wasps and burn out their nest with napalm.
Then I got to use my decontamonation procedure to rid myself of angry angry wasps. My care paid off because I didn't even get stung.
Decisive NEET victory.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.685516 del
>>685515
Well done.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.685517 del
>>685512
>You can have a car registered in one state and garaged in another
You might need to confirm that

>If you've moved from interstate and are now living in NSW, you need to register your vehicle in NSW. You can do this at a Service NSW Centre.
>Please note: If a vehicle is kept or garaged in NSW and doesn't have a NSW registration, it is considered 'unregistered'. Severe penalties apply if you drive an unregistered or uninsured vehicle.
https://www.service.nsw.gov.au/transaction/transfer-or-register-interstate-vehicle


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.685518 del
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Note for anxiety neets - lifting weights will do a pretty good job of calming you down.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.685519 del
>>685518
I'm also lazy.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.685520 del
>>685517
Hmmm. Vic roads let you garage it interstate. Worth the risk, otherwise I'd probably have to pay for NSW rego and get their equivalent of a roadworthy cert.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.685521 del
>>685520
>Hmmm. Vic roads let you garage it interstate
Just make sure if you are pulled over, you are visiting and not living there.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:08 [Preview] No.685522 del
>>685520
Iirc nsw rego is cheaper.
A mate in Albury used to register in wodonga (or vise versa)


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.685523 del
>>685522
What about the greenslip prices?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.685524 del
>>685523
You have to get it done every year


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.685525 del
After Alfred defeated Guthram and forced him to convert, he walked him around southern England dressed in white for a month.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.685526 del
>>685504
Is he Baldrick?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.685527 del
>>685526
Yeah, I didn't know that until about a week ago.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.685528 del
Getting into zip lock bag marinades/sous vide.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.685529 del
>>685528
That looks interesting and should keep more moisture. It seems weird though.
That guga foods guy does it and I think he's a knob.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.685530 del
>>685528
>Getting into zip lock bag
Choking gone to the next level.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.685531 del


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.685532 del


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.685533 del
Tribesmen from the Watabutti tribes of New Zealand were known for marinating small fishes in their anuses.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.685534 del
potato and rice for dinner again...


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.685535 del
>>685534
Any type of sauce?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.685536 del
>>685535
do you think im made of money?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.685537 del


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.685538 del
>>685537
Only at the beginning.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.685539 del
For NEETs that are too poor to buy sauce you can trick your neighbours into thinking you are rich by mixing spit and sand into a fake sauce.
Nobody will ever know of your financial woes.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.685540 del
>>685528
Heating plastic in contact with your food has always seemed to me like a guarantee of your food being full of chemicals leached from the plastic. Endocrine disrupters.

>>685530
Well bantered.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.685541 del
>>685540
>Heating plastic in contact with your food has always seemed to me like a guarantee of your food being full of chemicals leached from the plastic. Endocrine disrupters.
This neet is wise beyond his kg


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.685542 del
>>685541
>wise beyond his kg
We are talking Yoda levels of wisdom then.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.685543 del
>>685538
They come out cooked?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.685544 del
>>685542
If he was so wise why did he live in a swamp?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.685545 del
>>685544
wise enough to know living there and helping to fight the empire in the future was better than dying


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.685546 del
>>685545
I think he was just a dum dum who got tricked into swamp dwelling.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.685547 del
>>685544
All the organic life there made it very strong with the force. He needed that to shield himself from being found by the Emperor.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.685548 del
>Never had force powers
>Never got a letter for Hogwarts
Just ended up a fat pig with mental illness. Woe woe woe. Woe!


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:00 [Preview] No.685549 del
>>685548
And the txt from Clive?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.685550 del
I might drive to Foodland and pick up some Honey Soy chicken wings.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.685551 del
>>685549
It was the full nudes.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.685552 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qQvIAs-nPSo [Embed]


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:03 [Preview] No.685553 del
>>685551
Lucky bugger.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.685554 del
>>685550
Sounds like a plan.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.685555 del
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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.685556 del
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>15 Wicked Wings for $10 Pick up Only @ KFC (App Required)
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/765333


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:08 [Preview] No.685557 del
>>685546
Forrest dwellers know a deeper truth.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:09 [Preview] No.685558 del
>>685557
I lived near a swamp for a while and they smell bad most of the time.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.685559 del
And my cat would bring home gutted frogs


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.685560 del
>>685556
Good bargain.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.685561 del
>>685550
To accompany a healthy salad?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.685562 del
>>685556
It's hard to beat


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.685563 del
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>>685556
Is this one of the NEETs?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.685564 del
>>685563
Probably an aspiring or current executive.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.685565 del
>>685563
>tfw not graced by the colonel


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.685566 del
>>685529
>gugu foods knob
Who?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:49 [Preview] No.685567 del
I will get another massage and happy ending, I need it and its so nice


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.685568 del
>>685567
YOU COME NOW!


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.685569 del
>>685567
Good choke?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.685570 del


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No.685571 del
I haven't had an expensive wank in ages


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.685572 del
>>685571
You really have to work yourself up to choke tier.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.685573 del
Storm, lots of lightning.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.685574 del
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Tofu is much better blanched and marinaded. Poor quality feed but I've got rice steamed for tomorrow at least


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.685575 del
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>>685574
Looks okay.

>rice steamed for tomorrow


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.685576 del
>>685574
That looks very tasty.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.685577 del
>>685573
Who are they playing against?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.685578 del
I hate Jews.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.685579 del
>>685544
neggers ruined his old neighbourhood


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.685580 del
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NEET demonstrates his political beliefs through interprative dance.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.685581 del
>>685548
>never found a portal to a fantasy otherworld either
IKTF bro


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.685582 del
>>685581
Have you checked in Webers Arse?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.685583 del
>>685557
>Forrest dwellers
You're razzing me up.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.685584 del
>>685561
You know the answer.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.685585 del
>>685556
That's a good deal but I am not downloading their app again.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.685586 del
>>685567
You've earned it. You deserve it.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.685587 del
>>685574
Very attractively presented.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.685588 del
>>685580
I can't interpret that.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.685589 del
Had a curry pie for lunch and a mixed grill for dinner. Eating racing car lollies and mini m&m’s in bed now.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.685590 del
>>685578
No you don't.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.685591 del
>>685589
living the dream


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.685592 del
>>685580
A whimsical dance I hope.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.685593 del
>>685589
>a mixed grill
At a pub?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.685594 del
>>685593
No his gf is mutiracial.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.685595 del
>>685593
Yes. A pub in Portland. Had steak, rissole, chicken, bacon, egg, tomato, chips, salad. Very good.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.685596 del
>>685589
Nice, sounds comfy.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.685597 del
>>685589
I agree with >>685591


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.685598 del
>>685595
That sounds like a good feed.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.685599 del
>>685595
That sounds nice.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.685600 del
>>685595
And a sausage


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.685601 del
>>685600
Now you're just being greedy.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.685602 del
I wish Possum was riding shotgun. It would be like having a gf in the car with all the screaming and hissing, but he’d have some sense of direction and there would be no leftover garlic bread at the end of a meal.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:33 [Preview] No.685603 del
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>>685602
He could help with repairs too


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.685604 del
>>685603
Cruisey would be off getting his dick pulled or feeding fifty dollar notes into fruit machines everywhere we stopped


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.685605 del
>>685604
I see no down side in that.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.685606 del
>>685605
He would not be punctual


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.685607 del
>>685606
He would choof in the corvette even though you told him not to


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:45 [Preview] No.685608 del
>>685583
Just getting the primordial ooze flowing.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.685609 del
>>685603
Very cute. Do possums carry diseases?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.685610 del
Fuck you uber eats


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:47 [Preview] No.685611 del
Detergent Jones and the Temple of Noom


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.685616 del
>>685613
You'd need to keep Cruisey away from those milking devices.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.685617 del
>>685614
Love the old machinery


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.685618 del
Trying to figure out what the hell I did today. Almost nothing.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.685619 del
>>685618
If you'd done something it could have snowballed into genocide and worldwide famine.
Well done NEET, you saved the world.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.685620 del
>>685607
I'd blow it out the window


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.685622 del


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.685624 del
They're killing me.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.685625 del
>>685623
Could you steal all the old workshop tools for me please


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.685626 del
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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.685627 del
Cruisey caused another of The Twelve Apostles to collapse into the ocean once.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.685628 del
Thinking about that time Cruisey blew out the window of the corvette.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.685629 del
>>685615
>>685614
>>685613
>>685612
Very nice. I like the teats and wooden piano man.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.685630 del
Thinking about that time Cruisey blew out my arse.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.685631 del
>>685625
They’re all in the cheese museum (“Cheeseworld”) at Allansford. Minimal security. I didn’t encounter any staff or locked doors today.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.685632 del
I might do a healthcare related TAFE course.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.685633 del
>>685631
I have a decent collection of old hand powered tools but they're getting harder to find.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.685634 del
>>685631
Did you get some cheese for keeps?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.685635 del
>>685612
>>685613
>>685614
>>685615
>>685621
>>685623
Very interesting, thanks for sharing.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.685636 del
>>685632
might lose weight and start making a few real life friends


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.685637 del
>>685632
MAX was telling me theres always work herding the elderly.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.685638 del
>>685627
I woud believe that.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.685639 del
>>685637
I was thinking about trying to get a job at an old folks home.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.685640 del
>>685639
Not sure if it still is but the elderly care certificate is one of the ones cenno will pay for.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.685641 del
>>685640
I'm going to have to get use to oldies shitting themselves though, but beats working at a supermarket.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.685642 del
>>685641
what's so bad about supermarkets?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.685643 del
>>685642
Old people shit themselves in the aisles


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.685645 del
bingus


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.685646 del
bongus


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:31 [Preview] No.685647 del
bongme


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.685648 del
hello moto


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.685649 del
ever watched the life leave a man's eyes?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.685650 del
>>685649
No but I used to watch Buffy.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.685651 del
>>685650
She was a vampire slayer.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.685652 del
>>685649
Yes. It's real.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.685653 del
>>685651
She also had sex with vampires.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.685654 del
NEET saw a man die after the rest of his party was slain by wolves back in '82.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.685655 del
>>685654
That was after the wolves had eaten all the sheep.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.685656 del
I stole Hungary's mountains.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.685657 del
>>685656
Nice peaks.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.685658 del
Finished watching The Banshees of Inisherin.
Excellent film.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.685659 del
>>685658
7.7 on imdb


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.685660 del
>>685612
>admire
Creepy as fuck. The craving is p cool.

>>685613
Nice landscape.

>>685614
Why did they test octopuses electrically?

>>685615
Is that a truck launcher?

>>685623
Great collection of tools.
How did they clamp shut that saw vice?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.685661 del
I've been watching Vikings again.
Ragnar is having a bath with the English king.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.685662 del
>>685660
>Why did they test octopuses electrically?
South Australia generates 65% of their electricity from octopus farms.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.685663 del
>>685661
Homoerotic undertones?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.685664 del
hey moreton!


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.685665 del
>>685663
Nah, it's a big bath.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.685666 del
>>685665
not for weber


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.685667 del
Maybe there would have been less wars if kings of various nations had baths together.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.685668 del
Got the chicken wings in the oven. Bought three trays.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.685669 del
>>685668
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VAiOFOKO3xM [Embed]


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.685670 del
(2.54 MB 1080x720 10399386.mp4)


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.685671 del
>>685670
Quite amusing video.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.685672 del
>>685671
It disturbed me, so I had to post it here.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.685673 del
A bad day awaits me tomorrow.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:28 [Preview] No.685674 del
neets microdosing on hallucinogenics


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.685675 del
friends come and go but the memories still hurt


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.685676 del
net micropenises in hooligans


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:33 [Preview] No.685677 del
Got a letter in the mail saying my rent was going to double. My housing guy said it wasn’t real so it turned out okay. Very scary. Close call


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.685678 del
>>685677
That was me. tee hee hee


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.685679 del
Another poor quality workout. First arms session in 8 days.
Need to get back into it. The couple with the annoying girlfriend had some guy in tradie work clothes tag along. Didn't do a single exercise. Took one of the benches to use as a seat in the leg machine area. I could just tell he was annoying from the way he looked.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.685680 del
Two weeks to go.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.685681 del
>>685679
I'm too slack to walk to the gym tonight.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.685682 del
New power supply and graphics card arrive soon. Anticipating it.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.685683 del
>>685679
I bet they had a threesome with tradie guy afterwards.
>>685680
Trust the plan.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.685684 del
i might institutionalise myself


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.685685 del
>>685684
Not any old mong is capable of doing it.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:28 [Preview] No.685686 del
>>685684
You already have


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.685687 del
>>685685
>>685686
I disagree.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.685688 del
When the mothership comes, there will be no second coming.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.685689 del
>>685688
Some of the NEETs can wank really fast though.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.685690 del
>>685688
I've cum three times today.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:33 [Preview] No.685691 del
We will play soggy mothership


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.685692 del
>>685684
Don’t do it it’s boring as shit


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.685693 del
What if all the old Gods from throughout human history are angry we don't worship them anymore and they just fuck with us now.
It would explain a lot.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:41 [Preview] No.685695 del
Possum referred to us as 'people like us' once, and he was right. There ain't no helping for some of us with the emotional trauma. I think everyone on the board is one of us. I often try and work out what really is the common theme with everyone here, other than being Australian. I think it's that we're all mongs set in our ways. It's already been done and something else about being too retarded to change.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.685696 del


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.685697 del
>>685695
He hung me up on the wall by my bootstraps once.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.685698 del
>>685695
Depressive mindset. Beta male mentality. Soyboy attitude.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.685699 del
>>685696
It's not my fault I wank off to aliens it was those weird ads on 8chan that did it.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.685700 del
>>685698
We can't all be succesful alpha males like you.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.685701 del
>>685695
You're over thinking this neet


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:47 [Preview] No.685702 del
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>>685693
There is only one.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.685703 del
How much do you think I can sell a wasp nest for with/ without the wasps? Could you send a parcel full of wasps to someone with auspost?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.685704 del
>>685702
Lets see him fight the Wagyl


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:50 [Preview] No.685705 del
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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.685706 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KyWIyGDWh4E [Embed]


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.685707 del
>>685699
That blue headed slut wanted a spunk smear between her antennas


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.685708 del
>>685707
There was gook porn ads where the women looked like alien hybrids


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:07 [Preview] No.685709 del
>>685703
Stop trying to fuck with my letterbox


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.685710 del
>>685709
He's been watching It's Always Sunny


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:09 [Preview] No.685711 del
>>685705
>>685705
Canberran boong snake would win


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.685712 del
>>685708
Yeah a blue and a silver one.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.685713 del
>>685712
Sort of avatarish?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.685714 del
Wish flags were auto correct


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.685715 del
>>685713
I think so, but had anyenaes


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.685716 del
>>685715
I think I remember


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:15 [Preview] No.685717 del
Laughing for no reason


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:16 [Preview] No.685718 del
I read a thing that said all those people who said they got abducted and probed by aliens in the 80s were probably having supressed memories of being bumfingered.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:18 [Preview] No.685719 del
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Wish I could ride a deer.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.685720 del
>>685719
I wouldn't trust those horns


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:21 [Preview] No.685721 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=BZGgHDWS7ao [Embed]


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.685722 del
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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.685723 del
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I feel like I've been given permission to post my trauma memes again.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.685724 del
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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.685726 del
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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.685727 del
kernel update installed, garn reboot.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.685728 del
>>685726
Please don't talk about this so often. It is getting rather annoying.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.685729 del
>>685728
Get fucked you dog.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.685730 del
>>685729
How about I fuck you in the arse? I bet a fucking faggot like you would enjoy that, huh? You'd like me to smash the tip of my cock against your sensitive little prostate again and again?!


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.685731 del
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Well that all turned nasty rather quickly.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.685732 del
>>685731
That's a good Possum.


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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.685734 del
>>685732
He looks very guilty


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.685735 del
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Fridge meme potential?


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