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NEET General #672 - Midnight Snack Edition NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No. 685736
What is in the fridge NEETs?

Old Thread: >>684714


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.685737 del
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ALL NEETS LOVE OLIVE


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.685738 del
>>685736
Well thread made.
I just had a steak and onion pie and a pastie


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.685739 del
>>685737
Orally?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.685741 del
>>685738
>steak and onion pie and a pastie
Fuck, giving me cravings!
Any recommendations for brands of pasties?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.685742 del
>>685739
If it fits, it fits.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.685743 del
>>685741
I get a brand called Baked Provisions but I think that's only WA


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.685744 del
>>685743
Does the W stand for worst?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.685745 del
>>685744
It stands for Wait.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.685746 del
>>685743
>Baked Provisions
Sounds fancy. I wish we had them in Best A.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.685747 del
I squashed a mosquito between my thumb and forefinger. It was made lazy by engorgement. Blood everywhere.


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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.685749 del
4am neet here?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.685750 del
There are no NEETs here.


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NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.685752 del
morning neetbros


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 18:16 [Preview] No.685753 del
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Hey fellas.
Streaming Evil Deda 2oo 7pm AEDT on the 1st.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.685754 del
>>685753
Morning
Sounds good
That truck launcher you mentioned in the old thread is how they empty wood chips at the dock. They then get shipped off to China or somewhere and reimported as ikea furniture or something


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 18:58 [Preview] No.685755 del
>>685736
This is called Midnight Snack Edition, but the clock in the picture clearly shows it is 2am.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 19:06 [Preview] No.685756 del
Doing a poo. Haven’t done one for 48 hours or so. They might need to rename Portland to Pooland shortly.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 19:08 [Preview] No.685757 del
>>685755
Likely the snacking began at midnight, but went on for hours. That pepe looks like a guy who snacks for 2 hours solid.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.685758 del
tepid
adjective [tep-id]

1. moderately warm; lukewarm
2a. lacking in passion, force, or zest
2b. marked by an absence of enthusiasm or conviction

W’s shower was tepid.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.685759 del
>>685752
morning


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.685760 del
Asked for a toasted ham sandwich and the cute but dumb girl made me ham cheese and tomato


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 20:25 [Preview] No.685762 del
>>685760
the greatest travesty since that neet tried to get a chicken and gravy roll and got salad


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.685763 del
I would not reject cats affection if cat was less annoying.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.685764 del
>>685760
I have a vego ham once


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.685765 del
>>685754
Evening.
You mean the box is full of wood chips?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.685766 del
>>685612
>>685613
>>685614
>>685615
>>685621
>>685623
Thank you.

>>685726
>>685735
>>685740
I liked these.

>>685758
It has returned! Thank you!

>>685756
I hope the toilet has the boost function.

>>685761
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise

>>685752
>>685753
>>685754
>>685759
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.685767 del
>>685765
Yes


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 20:40 [Preview] No.685768 del
>>685766
Good evening.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.685769 del
forced induction neet toilets


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.685770 del
My local cinema is showing john wick 4 16 times today. Might wait until it's less popular and the cinema less crowded.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.685771 del
>>685770
>john wick
i can't into that shit no matter what


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 21:30 [Preview] No.685772 del
>>685770
Check occupancy it might be less occupied during the day.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 21:31 [Preview] No.685773 del
>>685772
I think I'll just wait another week


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.685774 del
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Tonight on womboflix, we present the first episode of Squid Game - the most successful tv show in the history of netflix, top-viewed program in 94 countries and attracting more than 142 million member households and amassing 1.65 billion viewing hours during its first four weeks from launch. Join us as the ausneets movie crew investigates whether it's any good or just another meme series. 7pm AEDT.

On Saturday we will be screening the Australian crime drama Chopper (2000), and on Sunday the musical...something film, The Blues Brothers (1980)


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 21:42 [Preview] No.685775 del
>>685774
Based.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.685776 del
>>685751
That's a pretty good one


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:07 [Preview] No.685777 del
>>685758
Cheers.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.685778 del
Good morning, fellow humans. I will be doing normal human activities today, such as listening to human music.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.685779 del
>>685758
Thankyou.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.685780 del
>>685756
You should have used the coat hanger.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:33 [Preview] No.685781 del
>>685780
People said the same thing to my mum.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:34 [Preview] No.685782 del
>>685778
Well done.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:46 [Preview] No.685783 del
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good evening SIRS
do you have a target store at your location sir?


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.685784 del
raping me bum
to make me cum


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.685785 del
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>>685778


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:51 [Preview] No.685786 del
>>685785
slavshit


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.685787 del
>>685786
You are a grumpy little neet with no manners.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:54 [Preview] No.685788 del
>>685786
boong


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 22:55 [Preview] No.685789 del
>>685787
okay poo breath


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 23:25 [Preview] No.685790 del
$40 from the chinaman.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 23:26 [Preview] No.685791 del
>>685783
Tarjay*
Yes.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 23:34 [Preview] No.685792 del
>>685789
An epic response clearly demonstrating your intelligence.
Well done on not eating the keyboard.


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 23:49 [Preview] No.685793 del
Having a choggy milk in Nelson


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.685794 del
>>685792
you seem upset


NEET 03/28/2023 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.685795 del
>>685793
Can Nelson hold much choggy milk?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.685796 del
>>685778
Good morning and luck JerryNEET.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.685797 del
>>685783
Good morning NEET. I think Kmart has taken over Target in a lot of places.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 00:15 [Preview] No.685798 del
>>685790
Wasn't smiling today.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:05 [Preview] No.685799 del
Do any neets want to watch Passion of Christ over easter?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.685800 del
Just had someting awesome happen, was walking back from the shops and a big flock of galahs flew off the main street and all swirled around me.
It was only about 5-10 seconds but it was like being in the middle of a galah cyclone.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.685801 del
>>685800
Enhancement for your day.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.685802 del
>>685799
Never seen it. Not really certain of I would want to.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.685803 del
>>685770
I need a seat with an arm rest that can be lifted up.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.685804 del
>>685801
It put a big smile on my face.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.685805 del
>>685800
Sounds like it was fun.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.685806 del
Tibaldi ham and lettuce sandwich down the hatch.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.685807 del
>>685800
Sounds lovely. Like something in an anime.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.685808 del
IT PUT A SMILE ON THAT NEET'S DIAL


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:55 [Preview] No.685809 del
>>685806
Noice


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.685810 del
Some Phillipino-sounding woman phoned and said she was from some Electrical company and could she please speak to Julie.
I told her she had the wrong number and then she told me to please wait while she checked.
I snorted and just hung up.
I am not Julie.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.685811 del
>>685799
Yeah, that's not bad. I've only seen it once


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:59 [Preview] No.685812 del
>>685799
>Passion of Christ
I have it downloaded and mean to watch it at some point but I don't think I want to watch it on Womboflix.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:59 [Preview] No.685813 del
>>685810
Fucken Phillipino cunts


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 01:59 [Preview] No.685814 del
>>685800
The white ones? They're cool, I like watching them.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:02 [Preview] No.685815 del
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>>685814
Pink and greys.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.685816 del
There will be extensive aviaries at the NEET commune. Bird shit several feet deep.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.685817 del
Incapable of effort.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:18 [Preview] No.685818 del
>>685817
I know. I can barely even make posts I'm so fucked up today


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.685819 del
possum once


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.685820 del
>>685818
I'm thinking about rolling up in a blanket and watching time team for the rest of the day my life


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.685821 del
Maybe I should get more into WWE. They now have a 24/7 channel.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.685822 del
A big bowl of cheerios down the hatch.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:27 [Preview] No.685823 del
Got a haircut. It's all grey.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.685824 del
Having a Cray Pot Pale at the Beachport Brewing Company.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.685825 del
>>685824
Is it noice?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.685826 del
>>685825
Yeah not bad. Not bad at all.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:38 [Preview] No.685827 del
Having a Lipson Larger now. I bet the others are all eating solids for lunch.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.685828 del
gonna have a smoothie and listen to some music, hopefully that will give me some energy


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.685829 del
The NEETs have already used up this months energy.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.685830 del
Might get some of the white gum boots the guys on the commercial fishing boats wear. They look quite stylish.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.685831 del
>>685830
They will be handy for wading through the bird poo at the Commune.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:54 [Preview] No.685832 del
>>685830
Use them to curb stomp abos heads


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.685833 del
>>685831
And the Possum poo


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:55 [Preview] No.685834 del
>>685832
Rude


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:56 [Preview] No.685835 del
>>685833
We will have the richest fertiliser in the country.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.685836 del
Got a sampler 4 pack to take home. Might have them for breakfast if the motel fridge works. Sales/bar girl was friendly.


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Is this an ad for turning off adblock?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.685838 del
I wonder if Chris Chan will post here now


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.685839 del
>>685830
Come together neet


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.685840 del
>>685832
Pete pls


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 03:47 [Preview] No.685841 del
>>685836
> Sales/bar girl was friendly.
She wants your babbies.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 03:48 [Preview] No.685842 del
I just saw some boots that said they were made from vegan leather.
Does that mean they were made from real vegans?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 03:53 [Preview] No.685843 del
>>685842
Yes, more than likely from the arse cheeks.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.685844 del
>>685843
Booty boots


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.685845 del
Back from a shopping expedition. Flat breads acquired.
There were two African women in the middle of the toiletries aisle and one of them had her thongs off and was lotioning up her legs and feet from a bottle of moisturiser they opened and then left on the shelf.
It was not as erotic as it might sound. My indignation was too great and they weren't that attractive.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.685846 del
>>685838
Fuck, they let him out already.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:16 [Preview] No.685847 del
>>685845
That's a vile thing to do.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.685848 del
>>685821
Watch the ones from 1997-2005. The golden age. It is crap now.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:17 [Preview] No.685849 del
>>685823
It looks good. Silver fox.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:18 [Preview] No.685850 del
>>685832
Not comfy. Shame on you.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:24 [Preview] No.685851 del
I wonder if big shopping centres have a security code for when a boong or homeless person takes a shit somewhere.
>We have a code brown occuring outside Dan Murphys, I repeat a code brown


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:28 [Preview] No.685852 del
Biological hazard clean-up needed in the craft beer aisle.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:31 [Preview] No.685853 del
>>685852
kek


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:44 [Preview] No.685854 del
>>685845
Well you weren't going to find Indian women in the toilet aisle


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.685855 del
>>685848
The last 6 months have been good.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:50 [Preview] No.685856 del
>>685854
And the abo women are all in the craft beer aisle


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.685857 del
Chinese woman in the dog collar aisle


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.685858 del
Awoken.
Had a weird dream where this little puppy was getting fucked up by a bull and I couldn't do anything. I kept telling the dog to run but it wouldn't. It ended up with a cut gut with blood pouring out and I was punching the bull in the head. Very sad and angry feel.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:57 [Preview] No.685859 del
>>685858
Good morning. That is a disturbing dream.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.685860 del
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What junk food/sweets have you had today neets?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.685861 del
>>685859
Yes, very much so. I was very angry at the pup for not listening.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.685862 del
>>685860
I have some onion rings (the chip variety)


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.685863 del
>>685860
I had a can of "epic swell" mother.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.685864 del
>>685862
you mean burger rings?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.685865 del
His burger ring is more of a pretzel.


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>>685864
They're like funyuns, but I've never had them.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:12 [Preview] No.685867 del
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Made it to Robe.
Everybody parked randomly at the motel and checked in. I had parked in bay 3 but was assigned room 2. While I was unpacking the car of both my stuff and that of the old bloke I have been driving about, the club member who had been given room 3 started carrying on about me not moving my car fast enough. Told him to get fucked and walked off down the street. Drinking beer at the moment.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.685868 del
>>685867
>Told him to get fucked
That might not have been the best way to handle the situation.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.685869 del
>>685867
You better not have used those words.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.685870 del
Might just drive back to Adelaide at dawn.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.685871 del
>>685870
No. You won't hear the end of it.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.685872 del
>>685870
No, keep going with the trip. Apologise to the person you were rude to.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.685873 del
>>685867
Tell Olive we said hi.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.685874 del
>>685871
>>685872
We’re heading home tomorrow anyway.
He was rude to me first.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.685875 del
>>685849
He should be careful of helicopters.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.685877 del
>>685874
Just have a beer then go back like nothing happened.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.685878 del
>>685867
>Told him to get fucked and walked off down the street. Drinking beer at the moment.
Based.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.685879 del
>>685877
I am going to drink until dinner and show up ready to punch on with the first cunt to make a snide comment


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>>685879
>I am going to drink until dinner


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:36 [Preview] No.685881 del
It fucking shits me that I wrote off the entirety of Monday waiting for shitskin RACV and tow truck drivers, crammed a suitcase and two soft bags into my car (in addition to my own), took on another passenger, loaded and unloaded this guy and his stuff each day, and get treated with contempt by some other cunt when he’s denied his parking spot for five minutes. Fucking boomers.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.685882 del
>>685881
The boomer probably wasn't traveling well. Best to ignore him unless the situation warrants a response.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:41 [Preview] No.685883 del
>>685881
don't associate with them


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.685884 del
Cringe incel behaviour. Alcoholic misanthrope mindset.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.685885 del
>>685884
they're using him


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.685886 del
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What hentai do you think Olive watches?
I hope the other Olive poster is alright. He hasn't posted her in a few days.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:46 [Preview] No.685887 del
>>685860
big bowl of icecream.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.685888 del
Going to have a nap.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:47 [Preview] No.685889 del
>>685886
I do not wish to know the fella's viewing preferences.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.685890 del
>>685888
it's too late


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:48 [Preview] No.685891 del
>>685888
Goodnight.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:49 [Preview] No.685892 del
>>685887
dropped on floor flavour?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.685894 del
>>685886
I’m alright for a cringe alcoholic incel misanthrope


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 05:58 [Preview] No.685895 del
>>685892
Oui, I opened it and the inside looked fine. Because it landed on teh side I suppose this makes sense.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:05 [Preview] No.685896 del
>>685879
Oos frah bah


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:07 [Preview] No.685897 del
>>685881
It doesn't sound that bad.
I was going to say something about not shidding yourself while he was in the car.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.685898 del
>>685897
>not shidding yourself while he was in the car.
Trust the queue.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:09 [Preview] No.685899 del
>>685894
How many beers down are you?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.685900 del
What's the best seating arrangement for your back neets?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.685901 del
>>685900
not being fat


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.685902 del
>>685899
Five imperial pints. Had two normal pints for lunch. I’ll get a bottle of wine when the others show up for dinner.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.685903 del
>>685900
Nice and straight, kitchen chairs and ones like them are good for keeping your back straight.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.685904 del
>>685902
You've been very good so far. It's just one more day.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.685905 del
>>685902
>Had two normal pints for lunch.
Schooners?
Will you be .00 tomorrow morn?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.685906 del
Neets, projectionist neet is suffering from mental retardation and forgot that Saturday was April 1st and shibs is streaming a movie then. I guess I didn't want March to end. We're going to show Saturday's movie, Chopper, this Friday so we don't clash with shibs.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.685907 del
>>685905
Best A has imp pints, and normal ones.
I think a schooner here is a middie there.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.685908 del
>>685906
You need to stand up to the Hun.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.685909 del
Metric beverages are soulless.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.685910 del
>>685908
No no no, shibs taught me everything I know about streaming, and playing stuff on cytube has given my hollow, empty life a meaning.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.685911 del
>>685908
They should fight to the death.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.685912 del
Big Fella wouldn’t let boomers disrespect him


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:50 [Preview] No.685913 del
is big fella actually big?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.685914 del
>>685913
Where it matters he is


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.685915 del
physically


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.685916 del
>>685906
Based.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.685917 del
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Ok neets, in 1 hour we will be streaming the first episode of the korean survival drama Squid Game. 20 minutes before that, in 40 minutes time, we will be screening the latest episode of Bedtime Stories, which I think is about a bizarre murder case this week. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.685918 del
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I had a too much choof nap and now I feel vague


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 07:39 [Preview] No.685919 del
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Ready.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.685920 del
Ok, womboflix is now showing Bedtime Stories followed by Squid Game https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.685921 del
>>685918
Another cone usually fixes that


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.685922 del
>>685920
Is there a movie after that?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.685923 del
>>685922
Trust the plan.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 07:55 [Preview] No.685924 del
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>>685923
This movie?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 07:56 [Preview] No.685925 del
>>685924
Two minutes or so and you'll find out.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.685926 del
>>685925
Squid game isn't a movie


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 08:01 [Preview] No.685927 del
Squids aren't real.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.685928 del
Got a call from a spooky number


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.685929 del
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>>685927
So where do we get squid rings from?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 08:07 [Preview] No.685930 del
>>685929
Cows anuses.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 08:09 [Preview] No.685931 del
>>685926
At least you found out.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 08:15 [Preview] No.685932 del
>>685929
Be careful of intergestion


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.685933 del
>>685928
BOO


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.685934 del
>>685928
I heard if you call 666 on the phone the devil brings you a pizza.
But the pizza is bad.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.685935 del
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>>685933


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.685936 del
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>>685933


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.685937 del
>>685935
>>685936
Sorry NEET, a joke gone too far.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.685938 del
>>685937
You'll be getting the bill for having his undies dry cleaned!


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.685939 del
Is Squid Game the tv equivalent to gangnam style, a smash one hit wonder from korea that won't be followed up by similarly performing shows?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.685940 del
>>685939
Season 2 is coming in the future so time will tell.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:05 [Preview] No.685941 del
>>685922
The movies are on Friday and Sunday. Womboflix has been playing the first episode of certain choice tv series for a couple of weeks now on every Wednesday, and will continue to do so for a bit. If you have any suggestions for tv you'd like to see, make them here.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.685942 del
There's a boong tv show called Cleverman that could be funny to watch.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.685943 del
>>685939
There's been heaps of big Korean pop songs since then. I think BTS was the biggest concert in US last year or the one before.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.685944 del
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His wife apologised


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.685945 del
One of the waitresses at the pub was all “are you with the Corvette Club… I saw you driving before and they look fantastic” and instead of taking the cue and offering her a ride or making small talk, I just stared at her nose piercing and thought about cows.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.685946 del
>>685945
She could have used a good milking.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.685947 del
she was just being nice
no one cares about faggot fatasses that drive corvettes


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.685948 del
>>685944
Based.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.685949 del
>>685945
>making small talk, I just stared at her nose piercing and thought about cows.
Banner worthy.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.685950 del
>>685945
Kek


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.685951 del
>>685947
Do they have many corvettes in the UK?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.685952 del
>>685951
i don't see any here australia


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.685953 del
Relapsed, watching YouTube. Watching a video and realised it was a dishonest advertisement. Realised it was the third such dishonest advertisement I've watched, for free. Angry with myself, no more YouTube


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.685954 del
>>685952
The change in weather must be good for you.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.685955 del
>>685954
He has been a very naughty boy all day.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.685956 del
>>685945
> nose piercing
You can do better


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.685957 del
>>685956
cute


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.685958 del
>>685955
It's probably all the travelling. He hasn't acclimated yet.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.685959 del
>>685953
I was shown an ad telling me how great life without adblock is earlier today.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.685960 del
>>685958
He needs a pork pie.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.685961 del
>>685960
And some mushy chips


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.685962 del
I bet 90% of ublock origin users are incels.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.685963 del
noscript RequestPolicy chad


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:46 [Preview] No.685964 del
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Do you spend most the day staring at the screen neets?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.685965 del
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NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.685966 del
>>685964
No I also went to the shops and saw a birdnado and read my book a bit and had a nap.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.685967 del
>>685964
No, why did someone say something?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.685969 del
Why do chicks like Dan Murphy?
Good liquor


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.685970 del
6 years since I last saw any of my friends. Woe.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.685971 del
It's getting to be bedtime again. Need to find some youtube videos to watch.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.685972 del
>>685971
I'm watching Vikings Ragnar is trying to talk his exwife into a threesome with him and his wife.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.685973 del
>>685971
Pick out something good and I will come and join you, as long as you put some socks on, last time your long toenails scratched my thighs.
>>685970
Come and join me and the other neet while we watch a youtube vid.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.685974 del
VILE FILTHY THREE IN A BED NEET SHENANIGANS


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.685975 del
Woke up from my nap. Executive sweats.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.685976 del
>>685940
>Season 2
I will give it a look but I don't have high hopes. I reckon the original will end up being a bit of a one hit wonder.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.685977 del
>>685976
two things I noticed in squid game - nobody was fat, and no racial diversity


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.685978 del
do you ever get afraid to sleep neets?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.685979 del
>>685970
>6 years
Those aren't your friends any more NEET. I'm sorry.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.685980 del
>>685978
Nah, not since NK retired.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.685981 del
>>685977
The alpha with the snake tattoo was a bit chunky.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.685982 del
>>685975
Have a quick shower.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.685983 del
>>685977
>no racial diversity
They had some Pakistani guy with a sob story about how badly he was treated.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.685984 del
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NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.685985 del
>>685984
A disturbing product.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.685986 del
>>685985
They also do wombat milk.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.685987 del
>>685945
You galoot


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.685988 del
Garlic prawn, spicy veg trio, 10 wings and dutch pancakes


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.685989 del
>>685941
The konimskly method
Dr Katz
Curb your enthusiasm
Duckman


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.685990 del
>>685989
Are they all jewish?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.685991 del
>>685990
All of Hollywood is Jewish


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.685992 del
>>685991
Based, I love Jews.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.685993 del
The non-Jews are mostly C*n*d**ns.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.685994 del
>>685988
Sounds like a Dominoes order.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.685995 del
Big leg session. Nauseous after 3 exercises. Waddled out. Bet the cute Asian girl was impressed.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.685996 del
>>685995
Well done NEET.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.685997 del
Tempted to have a binge.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.685998 del
>>685995
I haven't done a leg session in about 3 weeks. I have one planned for tomorrow. Going to be an ordeal after this much time off.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.685999 del
>>685992
Orally?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.686000 del
Six hundred and eighty six thousand.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.686001 del
>>685999
I'd love Eva Green in more ways than that.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.686002 del
>>686003
Poofter cunt.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.686003 del
Vagina.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.686004 del
>>686004
I'm going to rape (you).


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.686005 del
>>686001
I've always thought there would be a big market for NEET on jewess porn.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.686006 del
Weber tried to give himself a nickname once.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.686007 del
Big Wubbo


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.686008 del
>>686005
I wish I had a Jewish gf. I don't imagine she'd get along with my Jap gf though.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.686009 del
>>686008
Maybe if the jap gf was ok with being treated like a maid it could work.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.686010 del
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>tfw ywn have your gfs fight for your attention


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.686011 del
The monger games.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.686012 del
>>685998
Yeah it will take me a little while to climb back to where I was a month ago. Top set of squats was only 8x60kg


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:38 [Preview] No.686013 del
My room reeks of neet scent. I should probably do something about that.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.686014 del
>>686013
You have marked it as your territory.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.686015 del
>>686014
It is an off-putting smell. Smells like sweat and cum. I don't like it.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.686016 del
>>686015
Throw all the cum out the window.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.686017 del
Increasingly craving a binge.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.686018 del
Keep farting. Absolutely vile smell. It'd kill a lesser neet.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.686019 del
I used to always sleep in a sleep bag on a bare mattress due to coming from a bad home. I woke up one night to the most vile smart I've ever smelt. I seriously thought I'd shit myself. I'm still not sure if I woke up only by coincidence or if the smell was bad enough to wake me up.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.686020 del
My farts have got better, they don't wake me up in the middle of the night anymore.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.686021 del
>>686019
>in a sleep bag
>most vile smart
Fucking hell, the goon has turned me into a pajeet minda. Laughing at the idea of an indian having down syndrome or something.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.686022 del
I can feel tonights dinner brewing
Big squirts await


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.686023 del
My tummy is gurgling


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.686024 del
>>686023
I heard it.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.686025 del
>>686023
Mybe you are preganat.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.686026 del
>>686023


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.686027 del
Imagine how loud Clives tummy must gurgle.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.686028 del
>>686027
He texted me the vocaroo.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.686029 del
>tfw seething with jealousy


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.686030 del
Fumigation in progress


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.686031 del
>tfw severely oppressed


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.686032 del
>>686031
Intergenerational trauma unna. Get yourself a dardy fridge meme cuz.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:35 [Preview] No.686033 del
I asked Possum about his opinion on land rights once and he kicked me in the balls and said "there's two achers for ya cunt".


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.686034 del
>>686033
That doesn't sound like something he would do.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.686035 del
>>686034
He may have been drunk at the time.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.686036 del
Just watched master and commander. I thought I'd seen it. If I have, I'd forgotten it.
I'm not sure what the ending means.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.686037 del
>>686036
I'm not sure it is meant to have much of a meaning tbh. Maybe just sequel bait? Do you mean how the French captain starts to get away?
I really like the film.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.686038 del
>>686036
They are my favourite series of books. I did not like the film as much.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.686039 del
What is a popular modern gore site? Didn't realise liveleak was gone and don't know any new ones


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.686040 del
ayo wypipo dont season they food!


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.686041 del
>>686039
turtleneet


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.686042 del
Looking at the KFC and macca's menus. '"Cravings!''


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.686043 del
>>686042
they should combine


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.686044 del
macfc


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:07 [Preview] No.686045 del
>>686038
At what point did you say they start getting worse? The early teens?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.686046 del
I've got the need, the NEED for FEED.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.686047 del
might score some heroin


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.686048 del
i shot gooks in vietnam in '98


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.686049 del
Possum dropped a gook at 400 yards with his SLR once.
He had a nice clear line of sight down King William's


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.686050 del
neets promoting prostate health


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.686051 del
neets experiencing a small arms inspection under the firm but kind hand of weber


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.686052 del
>>686051
>kind


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.686053 del
>>686052
I still piss blood to this day.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.686054 del
>>686053
sorghum


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.686055 del
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I cooked meat by heating it up once. It was a meal.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.686056 del
sore gums


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 18:43 [Preview] No.686057 del
Watched two more episodes. Some bs there is, but surprisingly good. No woke bs at least.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.686058 del
morning neetbros


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 21:11 [Preview] No.686059 del
Give me a quick run down.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 21:19 [Preview] No.686060 del
I hope Weber gives his friend a lift.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 21:43 [Preview] No.686061 del
Need to get ready for wage. Won't be home until around midnight.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 21:48 [Preview] No.686062 del
Two vomits. Did it yesterday too.
Maybe those couple of days without a coffee did it.
I've always made it strong, I'll try making it weaker tomorrow.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 21:48 [Preview] No.686063 del
Might also be the nicabate.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 22:03 [Preview] No.686064 del
>>685984
2kg tin please.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.686065 del
>>686061
Have a good day neet.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.686066 del
>>686062
you should see a doctor neet


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.686067 del
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Looked down at the scales this morning neets and saw the greatest sight I've seen for years: 124kg
Need to keep going, next stop is 119kg


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.686068 del
>>686067
Well done NEET.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.686069 del
Having a sosage roll and a mondster at meningie


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.686070 del
>>686067
Good stuff.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:10 [Preview] No.686071 del
>>685990
A million dollar dan voucher says this list is from cruisey


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.686072 del
>>686071
I had that suspicion myself.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.686073 del
>>686069
Noice.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.686074 del
>>686067
Good work.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.686075 del
>>686072
We'll probably show the first episode of Duckman next week, just to shut cruisey up about how I never screen his suggestions.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:23 [Preview] No.686076 del
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A video of me feeding one of the NEETs when they were little.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:24 [Preview] No.686077 del
>>686069
Grab a pie for me please.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:25 [Preview] No.686078 del
>>686076
Looks juicy.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:26 [Preview] No.686079 del
>>686076
wonder how many diseases that monkey has


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:27 [Preview] No.686080 del
>>686075
Oy vey.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:34 [Preview] No.686081 del
>>686079
All NEETs are clean.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:35 [Preview] No.686082 del
>>686075
He should try making good suggestions.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.686083 del
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On Friday womboflix will be streaming Chopper (2000) - the story of a lovable irish tyke called Mark 'Chopper' Read and all the mischevious adventures he gets up to in and out of pentridge prison. Rate (R) so ask your mummybots if it's ok for you to watch.

On Saturday shibs will be streaming a horror movie called Evil Dead 2

On Sunday we have The Blues Brothers (1980), about two brothers trying to raise money to save an orphanage by getting their old band back together and playing concerts. Featuring John Belushi, Dan Ackroyd, James Brown, Cab Calloway, Aretha Franklin, Ray Charles, Chaka Khan, and John Lee Hooker, Carrie Fisher, Henry Gibson, Charles Napier, Kathleen Freeman and John Candy.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.686084 del
I might have some bacon and/or eggs.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:54 [Preview] No.686085 del
>>686069
With your travelling companion?


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.686086 del
I might have four fried chickens and a coke.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.686087 del
>>686075
I just added that to the list as a joke


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:56 [Preview] No.686088 del
>>686083
Donald Duck Dunn is in it too


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.686089 del
>>686082
The Konimsky method is good.
Ive suggested deterctorists too.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:58 [Preview] No.686090 del
>>686086
Two legs and a wing thanks.


NEET 03/29/2023 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.686091 del
>>686087
>Duckman
If the surname ends in -man then it's jewish


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:00 [Preview] No.686092 del
>>686091
Its played by george from seinfeld


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:01 [Preview] No.686093 del
>>686092
I head that seinfeld might be jewish once.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.686094 del
Vilis girl is wearing those bumhugging pants.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.686095 del
>>686093
Right wing nat soc zionist Jew, not the liberal frankfurtian ones.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.686096 del
>>686094
Grab a cheek.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:07 [Preview] No.686097 del
>>686096
Cheeky!


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.686098 del
buy any good dvds lately?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.686099 del
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NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.686100 del
freedom of speech shouldn't be a thing


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.686101 del
Freedom isn't free it costs $12.99.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.686102 del
neets should smoke cigarettes to help with weightloss


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.686103 del
>>686101
That was before the recent wave of inflation.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:22 [Preview] No.686104 del
>>686103
I am behind on my freedom payments.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.686105 del
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>>686104
Fear not, NEET, the next 20 years is free.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.686106 del
Do there seem to be building sites all over the place neets? There's at least 10 houses being knocked down and replaced within a few minutes walk of me. But it's bullshit because they're just replacing existing houses, not building new ones, so they're not helping the housing crisis.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:34 [Preview] No.686107 del
>>686106
>so they're not helping the housing crisis
Was never their intention.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:35 [Preview] No.686108 del
>>686106
They are building a mini suburb near me, it's all those tiny houses with no yards.
The last one of those they built is now all filled with pajeets and chinks.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.686109 del
>>686108
But remember, we're not being replaced.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.686110 del
I was looking at the plans of those places and if they choose the 2 car built in garage option the garage is like 28% of the floorspace.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 00:57 [Preview] No.686111 del
Copyright laws are a crime against humanity.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 01:00 [Preview] No.686112 del
this post is sponsored by opera gx


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 01:02 [Preview] No.686113 del
>>686100
>>686101
Freedom and liberty are American ideals. You cant have order when individual rights outweigh the collectives.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.686114 del
>>686106
Housing crisis isnt real.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 01:03 [Preview] No.686115 del
No response from Weber regarding his sidekick.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 01:04 [Preview] No.686116 del
Seeing John's Dick today.
For the fourth time.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.686117 del
>>686116
Sounds gay.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 01:05 [Preview] No.686118 del
>>686113
Sounds like commie talk.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.686119 del
>>686115
did webby get into a fight with that boomer last night?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 01:32 [Preview] No.686120 del
>>686119
I think that boomer wont be going home.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.686121 del
>>686120
Maybe dragged along behind the corvette?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 02:15 [Preview] No.686122 del
>>686118
Shut up and get back in your gulag pleb.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 02:19 [Preview] No.686123 del
Home. Having a stress-free shit in my own toilet.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.686124 del
>>686115
I took him as far as Tailem Bend, whereupon somebody collected him and his baggage. He was not the boomer who upset me.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 02:21 [Preview] No.686125 del
>>686094
Get out.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.686126 del
>>686085
He bought me a slice made from coconut and raspberry jam.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.686127 del
>>686124
That is a much more wholesome story than the ones we made up.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.686128 del
#notallboomers


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 02:28 [Preview] No.686129 del
>>686123
Welcome back.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.686130 del
Possum once told me that in a truly fair world all men would be created and treated equally and there would be no need for pain,fear or hunger but unforunately man is an imperfect creature and so we live in an unjust and sinful world and that's why I don't get any garlic bread.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.686131 del
>>686130
he called me a cringe incel poopoo head or something yesterday


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.686132 del
>>686131
he was being generous


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 03:32 [Preview] No.686133 del
Slept in till 2pm again


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.686134 del
Don't seem to be able to get anything done today. Again.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.686135 del
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NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.686136 del
>>686133
That's okay NEET. The early morning start is a Jewish scheme.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.686137 del
Daylight savings is a jewish scheme to sell more curtains.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.686138 del
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I think we hav enough meat to last out the winter.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.686139 del
>>686138
Disturbing.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.686140 del
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NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.686141 del
>>686117
It was. The stunt stuff is cool but there's no character development or story. Just random cunts shooting each other.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.686142 del
>>686124
Did you demand a refund?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.686143 del
>>686126
Thats nice. Did you reconcile with yesterday's boomer?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.686144 del
>>686138
That won't be enough.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:15 [Preview] No.686145 del
>>686131
Wonder what he'll say when you tell us all that the boomer was the girl from the pub who wanted to know if you were in the vette club.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.686146 del
>>686135
Change the word scroll to feed and it'll do as a fridge meme


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.686147 del
>>686136
The Jewish day starts at sundown.
It means you've endured half of it by the time you get up.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.686148 del
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>>686143


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:20 [Preview] No.686149 del
>>686143
He slashed is tyres and poo'd on his drivers seat.
>>686144
It's not they've nearly run out already.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.686150 del
>>686149
Fat cunts.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.686151 del
Can't remember whether I've wanked today or not.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.686152 del
Took a client to get a fancy haircut and beard trim. His mum will either yell at me or him.
He looks like a chad with a chiselled jaw now though.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.686153 del
Was thre always a board rules button under the text box?
It looks different.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.686154 del
>>686151
A day inbetween wont hurt
>inb4 testicular explosions


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.686155 del
>>686153
it takes me to a page that says "see the ausneets rules page"


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.686156 del
>>686152
You should both yell at his mum before she can start.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.686157 del
>>686155
The format.. or something looks different.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.686158 del
>>686152
You did well. I had a friend whose mum used to give him literal bowl cuts at home.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 05:05 [Preview] No.686159 del
If you're gonna cut your kids hair at home you need to give them boxing lessons too.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 05:07 [Preview] No.686160 del
No I kind of want to see down syndrome people boxing


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.686161 del
I'm a little offended that Cruisey hasn't organised mong fights for our entertainment tbqh.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.686162 del
>>686161
The fights are streamed on the Womboflix secret channel. Invitation only.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.686163 del
Electric heater has been taken out of storage,cleaned and checked for tomorrow.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.686164 del
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>>686162


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 05:33 [Preview] No.686165 del
>>686163
I am still using the air con to deal with the Executive sweats. Heater is at least a month away.


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NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.686167 del
>>686165
It turned cold very quickly here, last week was hot.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.686168 del
>>686057
It feel it kind of tapers down in quality but it does keep you looking.

>>686067
Congratulations 124kgNEET.

>>686076
Good video.

>>686083
Based.

>>686089
>deterctorists
I wouldn't mind seeing this.

>>686126
Lucky NEET.

>>686135
I like the direction it was headed.

>>686138
Will it spoil?

>>686140
Perfect.

>>686152
Based.

>>686153
It's been there for at least a year or more.

>>686166
I like this series.


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NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.686170 del
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>>686168


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.686171 del
>>686169
They should have put a rail up next to that abyss.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.686172 del
>>686171
Then how would Weber get his pants on?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.686173 del
>>686170
Good tips too.


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>>686173


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.686175 del
>>686174
Hot!


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.686176 del
what should I have for dinner?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.686177 del
>>686176
Feed.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.686178 del
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>>686176


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.686179 del
Full power day.
8 hours sickle
Shat all over the wagies


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.686180 del
>>686179
>sickle
sickie


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.686181 del
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>>686178


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.686182 del
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Big feed.
Beef and bean chilli


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.686183 del
>>686182
>>686181


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.686184 del
>>686180
3/5 wagies were sick today so bossman called in neet.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.686185 del
>>686176
Is KFC open?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.686186 del
>>686182
Beautiful.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.686187 del
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NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.686188 del
>>686184
is there some disease going around?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.686189 del
>>686185
Depends on where he is.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.686190 del
>>686188
Who knows, wagies are always sick.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:40 [Preview] No.686191 del
>>686190
Sick in the head.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.686192 del
Pedo murris killed in da prison. He done what his cousin done unna


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.686194 del
>>686182
Very nice.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:51 [Preview] No.686195 del
>>686168
>Will it spoil?
No I'm playing in the tundra it's cold most of the time.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.686196 del
>>686193
Concerning we can't see their name in the url.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.686197 del
>>686195
Boil up a stew.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.686198 del
>>686138
Toady1thegreat frowns on this


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.686199 del
>>686198
I don't know what that is.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.686200 del
While eating chilli I made a BEAN curry. Might eat BEANS again later


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.686201 del
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NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.686202 del
I think driving around the country side for nine days and being beholden to others has messed up my eating.
I was only able to get through two thirds of my boig and about three quarters of my chips.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.686203 del
>>686201
kek


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.686204 del
>>686202
Your body has grown used to the strange foods in foriegn places.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.686206 del
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>tfw not finnish


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.686207 del
>>686205
We could've had this guy as prime minister.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.686208 del
Heteros have as much anal now as homos. Shit on everyone's dick. Disgusting trend.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.686209 del
>>686207
Pity we didn't. Remember when he shook Howard's hand and crushed it, and when he went on Sixty Minutes and told everybody to vote informal?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.686210 del
At the NEET Commune everyone will have poo everywhere and there will be no discrimination.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.686211 del
>>686208
an entire generation will be wearing nappies in a few years


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.686212 del
>>686209
I remember when he cried about how the army didn't respect himenough.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.686213 del
>>686212
was that as opposition leader visiting troops or something?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.686214 del
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>>686208
Possum told me it wasn't gay because heteros did it too once.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.686215 del
>>686211
Hot!


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.686216 del
>>686212
The Army has been a complete joke for the last couple of decades anyway.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.686217 del
>makes a comment about poofs
>let's ignore every other thing he's said and done


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.686218 del
>>686217
That's what the media does


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.686219 del
Poofs are wierd, why would you bum a man? That's gay. Maybe in prison it would be less gay


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NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.686221 del
>>686202
It is the new (you)


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.686222 del
>>686220
Thank you.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.686225 del
>>686224
Handsome fella.


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NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.686227 del
That Phillipino woman called again asking for the same person as yesterday.
I got a little short with her.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.686228 del
>>686227
I think it's some kind of scam. No idea what the scam is


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.686229 del
>>686227
Do you think she could be short?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.686230 del
>>686227
99cm?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.686231 del
>>686226
Good whippet.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.686232 del
>>686227
Years ago when i got a new number I had an asian woman calling me every day asking how I got her friends phone for a week or so.
She didn't seem to understand new numbers and called so much that I told her I killed and buried her friend and I'd do the same to her if she called again.
It was really strange.
>WHERE IS MY FRIEND?
>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY FRIEND?
>THIS IS HER NUMBER!


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.686233 del
>>686223
Been a while since we've had new boong porn.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.686234 del
>>686232
kek good work


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.686235 del
might have a beer and watch the two episodes of mandalorian that aired while I was away


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.686236 del
>>686158
I think it was his first one from a barber. I know the hairdresser so beard and hair cut only cost him $20
His mum said it was tidy and looked good. His neckbeard is usually attached to his chest hair.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.686237 del
>>686236
>His neckbeard is usually attached to his chest hair.
Apemong


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.686238 del
Golden Hour Quince Sour
The magical time between day and night when a golden glow reaches across Rivoli Bay; bask in all the day has been with a sweet fruitiness from quinces off our own tree and tart end notes.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.686239 del
>first sip
>oh fuck me that's gross


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.686240 del
>>686239
It came out of some tarts end mate


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.686241 del
>>686226
Im at the dogs, thinking of the whippet


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.686242 del
>>686240
the after note reminds me of chunder


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.686243 del
good thing this was a mixed 4 pack


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>>686242


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.686245 del
>>686236
Was he happy with his look?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.686246 del
>>686239
Im having a furfy. Cant finish it.
Had a pale before, but from a bottle so that was a bit shit too.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.686247 del
>>686246
I had a few pints of Furphy original while I was in Victoria. Don't mind it.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.686248 del
Dan Furphy


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.686249 del
>>686245
Yeah, he seemed happy.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.686250 del
>>686247
I had a sixpack ages ago of stubbies but the pints taste all fruity. I dont think I'll finish it.
What should I have for dinner?
I'm thinking flathead or butter chicken.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.686251 del
>>686249
I bet he's posing in front of the mirror.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.686252 del
>>686250
curry


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.686253 del
>>686241
You've gone to the dogs.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.686254 del
>>686252
Yep.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.686255 del
>>686250
Get the flathead and chips.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.686256 del
Greyhounds are very handsome doggos. Good boys. Very friendly unless you're a small animal.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.686257 del
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There is only one stage.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.686258 del
>>686256
Do not go to the racetrack with a rabbit codpiece.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.686259 del
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Another day wasted bros


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.686260 del
>>686258
I learned that the hard way.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.686261 del
>>686260
Silver lining, you got a free transition out of it.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.686262 del
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NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.686263 del
Going in for more BEANS, struggling today


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.686264 del
>>686261
It's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.686265 del
>>686262
It kept falling out of him.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.686266 del
>>686262
Let us not imvite that NEET to the Commune.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.686267 del
>>686263
Have as many as you need BeanNEET.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.686268 del
>>686263
how much do you weigh beanneet?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.686269 del
>>686265
If he just sat there he could have ridden that poo up to the ceiling.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.686270 del
>>686269
Poo Mountain


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.686271 del
Every time I take a poo I visualise myself as a pilot bombing villagers in vietnam. It helps.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.686272 del
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If you ate enough metamucil and just kept pooing could you poo your way to the moon?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.686273 del
good morning SIRS


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.686274 del
Also when I take a pee, I like to yell out 'get some!' and pretend I'm a helicopter gunner machine gunning vietcong


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.686275 del
>>686273
Good evening NEET.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.686276 del
>>686272
Try it out NEET.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.686277 del
>>686271
>>686274
I have also done these things.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.686278 del
>>686274
Based.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.686279 del
>>686273
Howdy NEET


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.686280 del
>>686274
do you spin it around like a helicopter blade?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.686281 del
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>>686272


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:14 [Preview] No.686282 del
>>686281
Kek


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.686283 del
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>>686067
well done. dont give up, youre gonna make it. i'm down 12kg myself


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.686284 del
>>686273
Hey neet.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.686285 del
I've recently learned that white replacement is has been considered a far right conspiracy theory lately.
How do people make such long youtube videos trying to disprove it and make all these associations with Christchurch and Trump and the alt-right etc when all you need to do is look at demographic change and birth rate data to realise its a simple fact. Owning the libs could never be easier


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.686286 del
>>686285
Hello fellow children I also feel this way about [insert subject].


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.686287 del
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>>686285
do you still care?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.686288 del
Getting real sick of these cunts walkin' in here and interupting our poo conversation to talk about racial politics.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.686289 del
>>686287
No I stopped with all the /new/ stuff in like 2014


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.686290 del
>>686289
How many libs do you own?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.686291 del
>>686288
>IKTF


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.686293 del
>>686292
Actual Poo man.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.686294 del
>>686292
Australias first bushranger


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.686295 del
tab tickets all over the table
they didnt have butter chicken, so made me some tikka masala which wasnt on the menu
ended up sweating everywhere


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.686296 del
>>686295
It'll be exploding out of you tomorrow.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.686297 del
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Any millennials remember this game? Mondotime/Mondo3d.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.686298 del
>>686296
>>686281


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.686299 del
>>686224
I wish she used a better camera.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.686300 del
>>686299
And a skimpier costume.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.686301 del
I saw some 3-5 police cars (hard to know an exact number as some were moving) and two police horses at Smithfield. Not sure what happened. FRM was there a few hours ago and she spoke to some psycho cunt who showed her a pair of scissors and said he was going to stab someone. Lots of cops patrolling inside too. Bad home area.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.686302 del
>>686300
We can only dream.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.686303 del
>>686288
I bet this neet doesn't even sit on the dunny humming 'ride of the valkyries', then yelling 'get some' as poo shoots out of him and covers an imaginary village full of communist gooks in the toilet bowl.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.686304 del
>>686303
Bum ba bum bum
Bum ba bum bum


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.686305 del
>>686301
That sounds a lot of police for a scissor loony unless he stabbed someone.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.686306 del
>>686305
Drug users without their medicine can get violent.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.686307 del
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10 bucks on the mounted police.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.686308 del
>>686301
>and two police horses at Smithfield
a long way from the horse barracks


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.686309 del
>>686305
That is what I am wondering. I suspect something happened as I have never seen such a big police presence there.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.686310 del
>>686308
How many do they have? The two I saw looked like the ones I've seen on Hindley street late at night.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.686311 del
>>686309
Maybe check the local news.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.686312 del
>>686310
there is only one barracks in thebarton


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.686313 del
>>686307
Well drawn.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.686314 del
>>686311
>>686311
Already did. Nothing yet. Someone got stabbed last month but nothing for this one.
FRM checked the facebook page for the area and didn't find anything. I guess it could be some sort of training exercise or big show of force or something.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.686315 del
Mounted police usually come in reasponse to a riot, not a loon with scissors


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.686316 del
>>686311
They'll update this tomorrow maybe https://www.police.sa.gov.au/sa-police-news-assets/northern-police-district
nothing on the sapolicenews, 7newsadelaide or 9newsadelaide twitter accounts


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.686317 del
>>686307
Well memed.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.686318 del
>>686316
Probably a cops house got burgled.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.686320 del
>>686315
Which is what I find so odd. I guess if something happened they might be anticipating some race violence?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.686321 del
>>686319
That would make a good gaming chair you don't need to get up to poo.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.686322 del
>>686320
Is there an event on at the oval by Anderson Walk?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.686323 del
>>686322
The 14th annual Meeting of the Scissor Duelling Association.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.686324 del
>>686322
I don't know, I didn't go near there. Would they have a bunch of cops milling about for that?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.686325 del
Hate myself so much for my past drug use.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.686326 del
The cops might have discovered the illegal mong fighting ring.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.686327 del
>>686326
Cruisey has assured us he pays off the right people.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.686328 del
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Are there any support groups/imageboard specifically for people suffering from schizoid personality disorder?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.686329 del
>>686325
>Hate myself
Do not speak so negatively about yourself NEET. You made some mistakes, they are in the past now. Look towards the future and be kind to yourself.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.686330 del
>>686328
/news/


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.686331 del
>>686328
Not that I know of. I would not recommend one if it did exist. They would all just reinforce each other.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.686332 del
>>686327
We never see an invoice though ...


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.686333 del
>>686328
Maybe wizchan? I know kohlchan's /int/ refers to schizoid personality disorder as bernd-disease. Bernd is their term for a user of the board. They talk about it a bit. Lots of imageboard users seem to think they have it. I guess it makes sense that such people would be concentrated on ibs.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.686334 del
Jjj


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.686335 del
>>686333
It's autism, not shi-tzu.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.686336 del
>>686328
Should be a fair few about, I found one years ago when I was hearing noises/voices etc turned out to be Hypnagogia, I posted to one to see what they thought and they knew what it was, so best to just look around.


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NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.686338 del
>>686336
schizoid, not schizophrenia


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.686339 del
>>686337
Well memed.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.686340 del
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THIGHS


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.686341 del
all my history youtube channels seem to have stopped making videos


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.686342 del
>>686341
Most of those channels are shit ime.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.686343 del
>>686340
you can tell from her arm hair that her anus is hairy


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.686344 del
>>686320
I'll ask Pete


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.686345 del
>>686343
Does that mean Olive has a hairy anus too?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.686346 del
>>686345
Olive waxes her anus.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.686347 del
>>686320
Wasn't a business burned to the ground the other night or something?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.686348 del
>>686346
She's a good girl.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.686349 del
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>>686348


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.686350 del
>>686346
as well as her back and sack


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.686351 del
might go to bed
another thing this trip seems to have messed up


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.686352 del
>>686351
You had a good adventure though.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:18 [Preview] No.686353 del
Personality disorders aren't real. You cannot diagnose the human condition.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.686354 del
>>686351
All of that anticipation and you just complain about the trip.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.686355 del
>>686354
I'm not complaining.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.686356 del
>>686353
uwu


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.686357 del
>>686353
I diagnose you as having the human condition.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:24 [Preview] No.686358 del
Imagine how smooth Olives balls must be.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.686359 del
>>686358
Want to suck them


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.686360 del
>>686335
> shi-tzu
A zoo with no animals


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.686361 del
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>>686359


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.686362 del
>>686360
sensiblechoggles.jpg


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.686363 del
>>686347
Not much would surprise me in this area.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.686364 del
>>686328
Nuro had that uplifting can do attitude every successful American business man knows and you permabaned him. Thanks for the help.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.686365 del
Going to become a fartitarian and live on farts I have huffed.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.686366 del
>>686365
I let out some rippers when I wake up if you ever get hungry.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:45 [Preview] No.686367 del
It's raining


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.686368 del
>>686367
It is bloody not!


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.686369 del
>>686368
It stopped now.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.686370 del
>>686369
I bet it is now raining, LiarNEET.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.686371 del
Going to get drunk and do some cooking. Hope I don't burn the house down,


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.686372 del
>>686370
It was raining before I promise.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.686373 del
>>686371
Be careful NEET. Cook me some pancakes.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.686374 del
>>686371
Could i have 6 (six) ham and cheese tosted sandwiches please


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.686375 del
>>686374
You big fat pig.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.686376 del
>>686375
I am fattening up for winter.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.686377 del
>>686376
soup that make you poop?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.686378 del
>>686376
The problem is you never slim down for summer.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.686379 del
>>686378
we won't need to worry about that soon with the nuclear winter


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 12:52 [Preview] No.686380 del
>>686379
Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


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NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No.686382 del
>>686315
SA used to have them patrol the cbd on Fridays.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:26 [Preview] No.686383 del
>>686322
Smitty panthers will smash you Salisbury north eagle faggot dog cunts.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:27 [Preview] No.686384 del
>>686325
What drugs have you taken?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.686385 del
>>686332
That's to protect you, you dumb cunt. Keep to matters that concern yourself


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.686386 del
>>686326
No-one knows shit.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.686387 del
>>686329
>brain damage is yesterday's news


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.686388 del
>>686331
Yeah. They sure would.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.686389 del
>>686328
96chan had some sungazer board iirc
Malevolent tulpas and cosmic energy biological batteries, or something.
There were a few active ones.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.686390 del
>>686337
Sam poo was African.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:35 [Preview] No.686391 del
Ah. What. He was Asian. I thought he was black.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.686392 del
>>686391
Your a racism


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:36 [Preview] No.686393 del
There was an african bushranger though and I think we discussed him a while back.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.686394 del
Black Caesar.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.686395 del
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Caesar

This is who I thought Sam Poo was. I'm a dumb dumb.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:38 [Preview] No.686396 del
>>686393
Captain Watermelon.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.686397 del
Cranky Sam the Phantom Chinaman


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.686398 del
Cruisey did you go down and pat the greyhounds?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.686399 del
>>686353
You don't even want to try.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.686400 del
>>686371
Talking heads.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.686401 del
One eyed Jack - With Marlon Brando


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.686402 del
Can't find anything on youtube i wanna watch


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.686403 del
>One-Eyed Jacks
7.1/10 on imdb. Probably worth watching.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.686404 del
>>686402
You are not looking hard enough. See what they recommend for you.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.686405 del
>>686398
I sat in a booth thing.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.686406 del
One eyed jack means penis.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.686407 del
>>686403
Marlon Brando is pretty cool. All the other actors just say lines but he plays a character.
He kind of reminds me of Leonardo DiCaprio.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.686408 del
>>686404
That's all I fucking see. None of it interesting


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.686409 del
I think he told this chick that a ring he just stole was his grandmother's so he could get some nookie.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.686410 del
>>686409
>nookie


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.686411 del
>>686408
Watch the 1995 television series American Gothic.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.686412 del
wookie nookie


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 14:01 [Preview] No.686413 del
>>686412
Imagine the smell.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.686414 del
>>686413
I made the mistake of googling wookie porn
Why did I do that?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 14:12 [Preview] No.686415 del
>>686414
>Why did I do that?
You're a deviant.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.686416 del
>>686415
Well yes but I have my limits.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.686417 del
Those limits have just stretched


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.686418 del
gaping limits


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.686419 del
Prolapsed limits.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.686420 del
He's now with the daughter of his old best mate.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.686421 del
>>686420
Dirty fucker


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.686422 del
He rapes some girl up the bum with butter in another film.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.686423 del
>>686422
>up the bum with butter
Mixes with the vegemite.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 15:18 [Preview] No.686425 del
>>686424
What is this?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.686426 del
Can the fellas find their ancestors here?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_convicts_transported_to_Australia


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 15:27 [Preview] No.686427 del
>>686426
There is no-one with my surname.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.686428 del
>>686425
A trough of commune gfs


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.686429 del
>>686426
Free settler


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 15:41 [Preview] No.686430 del
>>686429
You're Irish convict scum.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.686432 del
good evening SIRS


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.686433 del
morning neets, woke up far too early again


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.686434 del
>>686431
RIP


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.686435 del
>>686433
mording


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.686436 del
Woke up many times, many bad dreams.
In one bad dream I dropped a hot dog


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.686437 del
>>686432
>>686433
>>686435
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.686438 del
>>686321
Straight into the pan!
Just don't steam it.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.686439 del
>>686431
Good night sweet prince.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 20:24 [Preview] No.686440 del
off to woolies


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.686441 del
>>686440
One minty please.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.686442 del
>>686432
>>686433
>>686435
>>686437
Morning, nice brisk start to the day at 3°


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.686443 del
Do you get in trouble for torrenting stuff without a proxy? How do I download 400gb files from the internets?


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.686444 del
>>686443
>Do you get in trouble for torrenting stuff without a proxy
no


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.686445 del
>>686442
Good morning NEET.

Good sleeping weather.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.686446 del
>>686443
At most you get a DCMA warning email forwarded onto you for copyrighted material.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 21:17 [Preview] No.686447 del
got bailed up by my neighbour coming back from woolies and mcdolans


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.686448 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2bpf9I0QZ68 [Embed]


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.686449 del
>>686447
Hope you had a good early morning chat.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.686450 del
>>686448
Might start work on a browser extension that detects if a woman or pajeet is narrating the video and blocks it


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.686451 del
Two weeks
>Donald Trump indicted over 2016 hush money payment – report
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/30/donald-trump-indicted-stormy-daniels-hush-money


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.686452 del
>>686443
> I download 400gb
All boong porn.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 21:51 [Preview] No.686453 del
>>686451
It's in the bag.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.686454 del
>>686451
trump 2024
kanye for vice president


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.686455 del
Left handed NEETs are the spawn of the devil.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.686456 del
went over my coffee quota again, much shame


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.686457 del
>>686456
Already?, it's still only early morning.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.686458 del
Greasy tika masala farts.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.686459 del
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oy vey shuddit down


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.686460 del
>>686458
Fart into a plastic bag and save them for this NEET >>686365


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.686461 del
>>686459
For once I actually agree with the time. But I don't see how we can shut it down.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 22:55 [Preview] No.686462 del
I might start identifying as an AI.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.686463 del
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>>686461
this guy is like the fucking chris chan of ai


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.686464 del
>>686462
It suits you.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.686465 del
>>686464
Thank you puny fleshling.


NEET 03/30/2023 (Thu) 23:11 [Preview] No.686466 del
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Fucking pigeons, always with the meth.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 00:10 [Preview] No.686467 del
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NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 00:18 [Preview] No.686468 del
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Tonight, on womboflix, we present Chopper (2000) - Chopper tells the intense story of Mark "Chopper" Read, a legendary criminal who wrote his autobiography while serving a jail sentence in prison. His book, "From the Inside", upon which the film is based, was a best-seller. All of the most eminent neets will be there!

On Saturday shiban will be showing The Evil Dead 2

On Sunday we have The Blues Brothers (1980) - Jake Blues rejoins with his brother Elwood after being released from prison, but the duo has just days to reunite their old R&B band and save the Catholic home where the two were raised, outrunning the police as they tear through Chicago.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 00:20 [Preview] No.686469 del
>>686468
I will tell them to get to the Chopper later on.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 00:20 [Preview] No.686470 del
>>686469
thank you neet


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.686471 del
>>686469
Fuck off Neville Bartos


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 00:23 [Preview] No.686472 del
>>686471
The leg is ok alright


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.686473 del
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The russians have been bribing the Hun with fancy colours and layouts.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.686474 del
>>686473
big fella better not be two timing us


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 00:26 [Preview] No.686475 del
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>>686474
He never makes posts about us on the front page.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 00:28 [Preview] No.686476 del
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>>686475


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.686477 del
>>686443
>>686443
>get in trouble
Nah, maybe some embarrassment when mummybot sees the ISP letter about downloading Busty Boong Babysitters 27 but they won't actually do anything.
>How do I download 400gb files
What do you want to download?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.686478 del
>>686373
Not with the price of eggs you won't.
>>686374
Cheese is too expensive these days as well. Fucking prices of everything are getting bad.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.686479 del
>>686475
When he added the tiktok embeds he did. Olive is the reason that this site supports the embeds.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.686480 del
Thinking about the big fella embedded in olive


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.686481 del
>>686480
he's third in line


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.686482 del
(1.64 MB 576x1024 paw_lick.mp4)


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.686483 del
>>686482
🐷


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.686485 del
>>686484
>A man has died
Many such cases.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.686486 del
>>686483
yeah well I bought the last collapsible bucket in super cheap auto, so who's gay now?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.686487 del
>>686486
you


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.686488 del
>>686487
you will be too once I rape you


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.686489 del
Going to get started on the day.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.686490 del
>>686489
It's nearly 1pm, NEET.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.686491 del
Excessive consumption may cause a laxative effect.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.686492 del
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NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.686493 del
My mum was in a 3 way with Dan Mutphy once.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.686494 del
He made her dress up as a boong


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.686495 del
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>>686493
To be honest who could resist that smile.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.686496 del
>>686495
I imagine that's how iga is gonna look when he gets older


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.686497 del
Awful sleep. Was still up at dawn. Up again at 1:30pm.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.686498 del
Howdy NEEToes how's it going?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.686499 del
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>>686498
hey cuz


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.686500 del
>>686499
Wonder what old Ernie is up to these days.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.686501 del
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>>686500
Passed out somewhere.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.686502 del
I want to see Ernie fight Craig.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.686503 del
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>>686502
Dan would finish them both off with the iron bar.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.686504 del
sent an email
might have a beer


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.686505 del
>>686504
one beer per email sent or read sounds fair


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.686506 del
Those guys were not living in a fucking yellow submarine


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.686507 del
>>686506
I don't think they belonged to a lonely hearts club either.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.686508 del
>>686507
beatles stealing whimsical incel submariner valor


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.686509 del
>>686508
Can you really trust a guy called ringo?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.686510 del
>>686509
more like wrongo am i rite


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.686511 del
Cruisey told me once that the Beatles only got good when Yoko Ono joined them.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.686512 del
Bet placed
Collingwood win 1-39
Collingwood halftime 13-24

Lets go poieeees


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.686513 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IrxzRFj03Ro [Embed]


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.686514 del
>>686512
How much did you bet?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.686515 del
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>>686512
>Lets go poieeees


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.686516 del
>>686514
$7.50


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.686517 del
Possum recorded the American Indian sounds on Fleetwood Mac's Tusk. He didn't realise the song was about a penis at the time.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.686518 del
>>686463
Rare HP.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.686519 del
>>686472
You got gun?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.686520 del
>>686498
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.686521 del
>>686515
Well bantered.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.686522 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xq-aTe77bkA [Embed]


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.686524 del
>>686523
Kek good on him.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.686525 del
>>686520
Arvo'


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.686526 del
>>686511
Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus is the best Beatles album.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.686527 del
Went up to Clare for the day.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.686528 del
>>686527
did not


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.686529 del
>>686516
You're a terrible gambler.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.686531 del
>>686528
I bet you think I didn't go the long way and have a slow roasted lamb pie with a pale either.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.686532 del
>>686531
I bet you thought it was raining


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.686533 del
>>686529
If they win he gets $300.
>>686532
Pissed down here this morning.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.686534 del
>>686529
☹️


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:00 [Preview] No.686535 del
the crows are gonna beat his stupid team


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.686536 del
CARN THA BIRDS


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.686537 del
Am giving up, I cant get rid of that extensions icon on firefox on my windows pc, am using the same userChrome.css on it and my linux pc, the css file hides it on linux but not windows. It is beyond me.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.686538 del
need to get some wine and dindins before teh moofie


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.686539 del
Fresh guitar strings feel so good


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.686540 del
>>686538
What are we having?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.686541 del
>>686538
Good question >>686540 what are we having for dinner?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.686542 del
>>686541
I'm having steak and salad.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.686543 del
Considering a possible gooning


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.686544 del
>>686540
>>686541
I got a bottle of wine and a chicken boig (made from pulled apart bbq chook) and minimum chips


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.686545 del
>>686539
They have no funk in the wounds.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.686546 del
Cold Chisel and a few goons


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.686547 del
When I was in the BWS, a relatively young boong walked in and bought 4 casks of tawny port with some kind of state-issued credit card. He then pulled the bladders out of the boxes and put them in his backpack.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.686548 del
>>686547
>He then pulled the bladders out of the boxes and put them in his backpack.
I've seen a few people do the same thing, guess it's a lot easier to carry for them.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.686549 del
>them


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.686550 del
>>686547
Port is nasty, my old man drinks that shit, I had a glass with him one night, it's like drinking wine with 10 teaspoons of sugar.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.686551 del
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Ok neets, Chopper (2000) in 1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.686552 del
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>>686550
Well made and aged ports are OK, but the cheap ones are bloody awful.
I was given a bottle the other day, which I'll keep it until the weather gets cold.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.686553 del
>>686551
30 minutes before the movie starts (in 20 minutes time), womboflix will be screening an episode from the documentary Housos, to help neets better understand the chopper mentality. All of the best neets will be there.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.686554 del
I can’t wait for UBI and state mandated gf’s.
I might even hold hands with her if I’m feeling confident


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.686555 del
>>686554
not gonna happen m8


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.686556 del
>>686555
A neet can dream


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.686557 del
We're watching housos neet, they're discussing DSP, https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.686558 del
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Bad home area.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.686559 del
>>686558
woe


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.686560 del
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GET TO THE CHOPPER MOVIE NEETS! https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.686561 del
>>686560
I remember watching this around january last year when hungarybro put it on. I was in the middle of one of my nervous breakdowns. I had stayed up the whole night before after having my 1st pfizer shot feeling nothing but impending doom.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.686562 del
Dominos peedza down the hatcherino, 4 mints in my gob, some pre-game youtube (roman army supply system) hyping me up
Carn the fukken magpies


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.686563 del
Pies looking good


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.686564 del
>>686563
They do look nice.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.686565 del
Penis


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.686566 del
I like penis


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.686567 del
I love penis


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.686568 del
>>686567
You are the penis


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.686569 del
>>686568
Think the penis, be the penis


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.686570 del
Gonna eat this cunts donuts


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.686571 del
He put them in his locker


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.686572 del
the bigger the locker the tastier the donut


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.686573 del
i'm glad the space seaweed died in teh mandalorian


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.686574 del
One of the NEETs is eating my donut.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.686575 del
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(2.05 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1453.jpg)


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.686576 del
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(1.53 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1490.jpg)


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(2.60 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1492.jpg)


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.686578 del
>>686575
>>686576
>>686577
Nice pics, thanks neet.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.686579 del
Fuck yes
The multi is on


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.686580 del
>>686575
>>686576
>>686577
That's some lovely scenery.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.686581 del
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Thanks to everyone who came to watch Chopper tonight. Being based on real life events, Chopper lacks a proper holywood plot structure and resolution - it's just a series of violent incidents taking place in the criminal underworld. The worst of Mark Read's deeds, where he alleged tortured people with a blowtorch, and cut off toes, don't make it to the screen. Some biographers have claimed that much of these were made up to sell books, and never really happened.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.686582 del
>>686581
Thank you.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.686583 del
transitioned


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.686584 del
>>686576
>>686577
>tfw no underground volcano lair


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.686585 del
>>686577
>>686576
>>686575
Nice. I like the house on the hill.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.686586 del
Yawning, but must goon


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.686587 del
thinking about cows again


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.686588 del
Tiges stepping up in the second half


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.686589 del
>>686586
That's natures way of saying go to bed.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.686590 del
>>686588
Go the tiggers


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.686591 del
>>686587
You should get a nose ring. 👃 💍


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.686592 del
>>686589
I didn't listen.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.686593 del
Keep thinking I'm gonna die. I need to stop this, find something that's going to take me away from this computer monitor.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.686594 del
>>686591
🐮 🐄


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.686595 del
>>686594
And a bell necklace


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.686596 del
The bet is coming home


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.686597 del
>>686596
Do you do it on sportsbet app?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.686598 del
How much info did you have to give them?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.686599 del
>>686597
Yeah

>>686598
The bookies? A lot, passport I think


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.686600 del
>>686599
>>686599
On the app.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.686601 del
Open your mouth as wide as you comfortably can, and hold for 5-10 seconds. Place the tip of your tongue on the roof of your mouth. Glide your lower jaw out as far as it will go and then back in as far as it will go. Hold for 5-10 seconds in each position.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.686602 del
>>686601
What does this do?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.686603 del
>>686602
Blowjob practice.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.686604 del
ants in my bedding, ffs


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.686605 del
>>686604
stop eating in bed you pig


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.686606 del
going to sell some land i don't own


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.686607 del
>>686604
Eat the bed and the ants will perish.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.686608 del
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Choof o'clock


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:57 [Preview] No.686609 del
>>686608
Isn't it choof o'clock 24 hours a day?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.686610 del
>>686609
Nah I usually sleep for 6-8 hours.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.686611 del
all the choofheads I know are more successful than me, maybe I should become a choofhead too


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.686612 del
>>686611
heroin is better


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.686613 del
I farted, whew..
Hello from USA
Have a good day today neets.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.686614 del
>>686613
It’s 10pm for me


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.686615 del
>>686611
First you get the choof
Then you get the stoned
Then you get the kfc


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.686616 del
>>686613
I hope a pack of niggers gang rape you.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.686617 del
New mandalorian episode is bussin fr for no cap


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.686618 del
>>686617
soy wars


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.686619 del
the annual day is tomorrow


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.686620 del
>>686618
Nah shit be straight fire 100 100 100


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.686621 del
>>686620
soy


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.686622 del
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>>686615
I just skip the first two and go straight onto the pieces of original recipe.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.686623 del
>>686622
That is why you will never be a south american gangster.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.686624 del
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want to try having a gf before I die


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.686625 del
major bag alert, yeah pies


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.686626 del
I remember you fellas have a Pole here.
Tell your granma: happy Polish-Hungarian Friendship Day!


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.686627 del
passionfruit


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.686628 del
>>686626
no we don't


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.686629 del
wish I had friends to go out with on friday nights, woe


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.686630 del
>>686629
with bad enough mental health you can have all the friends you want


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.686631 del
>>686628
>tfw spergless


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.686632 del
>>686631
trigger it!


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.686633 del
A gambling win is extra satisfying when you're on the dole


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.686634 del
>>686624
State mandated gf’s are coming. Trust the plan


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.686635 del
>>686634
It will be like MAX appointments, the adverts will show supermodels and they'll give us down syndrome trannys.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.686636 del
>>686635
Down syndrome trannies are probably out of my league to be honest


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.686637 del
>>686635

anyone got a pic of that tranny downy?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.686638 del
>>686637
I think I know the one but I don’t have it


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.686639 del
>>686637
They're all downies in one way or another.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.686640 del
when was the last time you used the word 'mongchild' in a sentence neets?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.686641 del
The state mandated gf's scheme is just a conspiracy to get us all to do unpaid hereder work.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.686642 del
>>686640
About 30 seconds ago.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.686643 del
>>686628
Yes you ahve.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.686644 del
>>686643
He left us and moved on, like a used condom on a bus seat.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.686645 del
>>686643
are you talking about the poster with the indonesian flag?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:46 [Preview] No.686646 del
>>686626
You don't want to let your friends know that you know us.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.686647 del
>>686633
Trust the system.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.686648 del
>>686645
No. The bloke with a vague Polish ancestry, whose grandma cooks Central Euro meals.

>>686646
Well I'm not talking about you to my friends, if you are worried about that.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.686649 del
jews are over-represented


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.686650 del
Rachel Weisz's arse is under-represented.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.686651 del
>>686650
it's a dirty kike whore


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.686652 del
>>686651
But such a well shaped one.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:52 [Preview] No.686653 del
Watching a waggie meltdown.8 wagies all displaying Java errors, unable either to wage or leave the wage.
Beep boop


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.686654 del
>>686653
>no flag


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.686655 del
You know what they say about NEETs with no flag ...


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.686656 del
>>686648
Tell your friends about us.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.686657 del
>>686656
He is ashamed, they will laugh and point at him on the Hungarian street and call him a friend to boongs.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.686658 del
I miss FIFO


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.686659 del
Can't stop feeding.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.686660 del
I just had some pasta with salt and pepper. I thought cooking pasta was going to be harder than that. It might become one of my go to meals.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.686661 del
>>686659
Why would you want to stop? You don’t want to become a skeleton do you?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.686662 del
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NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.686663 del
>>686662
That would make a nice toilet seat cover like me Gran used to have. Just need a matching floormat


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.686664 del
Have any of you used 420chan? I recently found out it got taken down because the owner of the site was hacking something


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.686665 del
>>686664
I looked at it ages ago and it seemed very dudebro.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:30 [Preview] No.686666 del
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QUADS ANNA NEET GETS A ROOT SOON


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.686667 del
>>686666
Thanks wizzy


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.686668 del
>>686666
Thanks Wizzy I guess.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:40 [Preview] No.686669 del
>>686668
Don’t be ungrateful you fucking mongolian


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:43 [Preview] No.686670 del
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>>686666
The only root I want is Aunty Joy's sweet potato


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.686671 del
>>686670
That's bigger than Posso's cucumber!


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.686672 del
fuck I hate insomnia
fuck I hate my life and all the stupid shit I've done


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 20:33 [Preview] No.686673 del
back pain most of the night again


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.686674 del
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>>686575
Thought that was one of the 'claymores'.

>>686576
>>686577
Enjoyable.

>>686581
>it's just a series of violent incidents taking place in the criminal underworld.
He manages his guns well.

>>686587
>>686591
kek

>>686595
Ring my bell!

>>686603
Hot!

>>686604
Home, sweet, home for them.

>>686617
>>686620
Based.

>>686626
The more I know.

>>686633
Straight back into Sportsbet App!

>>686634
In the bag.

>>686643
>ahve.
Goon tax?

>>686653
Real NEET would walk out.

>>686658
One last Chinky feed must have claimed him, woe.

>>686664
Was a good place.

>>686666
Thanks Wizzy.

>>686673
8:00 AM Rub and Choke?


Good morning NEETs.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 20:40 [Preview] No.686675 del
>>686674
>8:00 AM Rub and Choke?
I'll choke Bill if he rocks up


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 20:41 [Preview] No.686676 del
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>>686664
He was a strange bloke.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 20:58 [Preview] No.686677 del
First and second logs made good plop sounds in the toilet. Good mass and density.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.686678 del
Pinch and a punch, NEETs!
Clocks go back one hour tonight in BEST A and the lesser states that observe daylight savings.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.686679 del
>>686677
It's falling out of me.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 21:06 [Preview] No.686680 del
>>686675
Hot!


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.686681 del
literally got no idea if bill is coming this weekend or not
used the air freshner in the toilet and put some jeans on just in case
got stuff I'd rather do


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.686683 del
>>686681
>put some jeans on just in case
You look good.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.686684 del
>>686683
Thank you, Dear.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.686685 del
Mongaro got a stiffy when Eric Nana got his doodle out once.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.686686 del
Tilt your head slightly downwards, and open your jaw. Let it hang there for a count of 20 seconds. If you find yourself struggling to relax your jaw, try putting your tongue to the roof of your mouth! You can practice this relaxation technique at your desk, during lunch, or even when you're home before bed.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.686687 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_2ZY1l8Iz0A [Embed]


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.686688 del
bill didn't come
need to go and find some printer paper and white onions


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.686689 del
>>686686
Thank you.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.686690 del
>>686688
Digits should bring you luck.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.686691 del
>>686687
Garn get a haircut and finish watching this on my return.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.686692 del
>>686666
Thanks wizzy.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.686693 del
>>686674
>One last Chinky feed must have claimed him, woe.
He died doing what he loved the most.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.686694 del
>>686674
Morning.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:15 [Preview] No.686695 del
>>686674
>He manages his guns well.
Imagine how uncomfy it must be to have to sit down all the time with a pistol stuck down the front of your trousers and a shotgun down your arse crack. No wonder chopper's got such a bad temper.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.686696 del
>>686693
Bless his soul.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:19 [Preview] No.686697 del
>>686694
Good morning NEET.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:21 [Preview] No.686698 del
>>686695
>with a pistol stuck down the front
I think in that scene he visited his old mate, I think he had 5 guns. He handed over four and had one more on him but I might be wrong with my count.

Yes given they were all 'concealed' but he had concerns.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:21 [Preview] No.686699 del
still stuck mentally in the 2000s


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.686700 del
Off to wage


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.686701 del
>>686700
Have a good day NEET.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.686702 del
>>686700
Stay safe out there.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.686703 del
>>686698
Jimmy Loughnan died in a prison fire in 1987 or thereabouts, so his portrayal in the film was BS.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.686704 del
>>686700
hope u die in a work accident


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.686705 del
>>686704
Don't be a cunt.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.686706 del
>>686700
Enjoy your day neet.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.686707 del
>>686705
sorry


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.686708 del
>>686704
You still haven't acclimated?


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.686709 del
>>686708
i wont


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.686710 del
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>>686704
bad neet


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.686711 del
>>686709
Maybe get some of your favourites from the UK in the international section at the shop. Bring home to you.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.686712 del
>>686711
He can have a warm beer and a spotted dick.


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.686713 del
drinking johniie


NEET 03/31/2023 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.686714 del
>>686712
He should go the way of the other two, if he isn't in fact iga


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.686715 del
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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.686716 del
What a suprise.


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.686717 del
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>>686716


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.686718 del
I was right about him having a spotty dick.


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:09 [Preview] No.686719 del
i spotted a neet's dick once


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.686720 del
>>686719
Hot!


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:14 [Preview] No.686721 del
NEETs we need a new thread and I can't do it right now. Someone be a hero please.


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.686722 del
>>686721
0_0


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.686724 del
It would be terrible if a NEET suddenly killed me right now. That would be sooooooo unbearable, I would really hate it.


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.686726 del
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Remainder of this for lunch.


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.686728 del
I tried to make a thread and monged it up


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.686729 del
>>686726
>Remainder
Why didn't you eat it all the first time?


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.686731 del
>>686722
I want to see you in the new thread.


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.686732 del
>>686728
I hope it wasn't the super pepe one.


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.686733 del
I heard the new thread has blackjack and hookers


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.686735 del
>>686732
No that was that dumdum NEET not me


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:22 [Preview] No.686737 del
>>686731
I was getting fulll after having 3 slices of bread to soak up all the juices, plus there was a lot of salad.


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.686739 del
>>686735
I told him off for making that thread. Yours is good enough.


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.686740 del
BUM RASH


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.686744 del
RAPE


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.686746 del
BUM RASH


NEET 04/01/2023 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.686748 del
CUM SPLASH


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