/ausneets/ - AusNEETs

The bored four NEETs

Posting mode: Reply

Check to confirm you're not a robot
Drawing x size canvas

Board Rules

Max file size: 300.00 MB

Max files: 3

Max message length: 4096

Manage Board | Moderate Thread

Return | Magrathea | Catalog | Bottom

You will learn to lick it, and never forget her name.

Expand All Images

(33.64 KB 399x399 1683023967314919.jpg)
NEET General #686 - Love for Burgers Edition NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No. 699879
Would you NEETs say that you love burgers? Would you make love to a burger?

Old Thread: >>698855

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.699885 del
Think of what you are really gambling with

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.699888 del
I don't know what I'm looking at there but it does not look good.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.699889 del
>prosperity pig

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.699892 del
(1.17 MB 576x1024 puppymaid_2_cough.mp4)
(1.04 MB 576x1024 hentai_vapereon.mp4)

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.699893 del
Got a pint and a jacks and coke on my free points and two free tendies.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.699901 del
Prosperity pig.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.699902 del
I saw there was new graffiti on my fence when I took doggo out for his walk earlier. It is about five metres away from where I was sleeping last night.
It is disconcerting to know bad home individuals were that close and up to no good and I didn't even notice.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:47 [Preview] No.699903 del
>free points
>free tendies
How much money have you given them today?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.699904 del
Kept wondering what that little plastic thing on the front of n95 masks is for. Turns out it's a valve to make it easier to exhale. I really dislike the idea, it seems like it would let stuff get in no matter what.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.699905 del
Wouldn't they have a check valve in there?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 02:59 [Preview] No.699906 del
I think that's what I meant. I thought maybe you had to insert a filter into it for the mask to work properly.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.699907 del
I need a check valve on my arse to keep weber out.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.699908 del
Make sure it's butt welded.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.699909 del
Intook 500, its in the pic

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.699910 del
That is casino gibberish.
How much real money did you have when you walked in and how much do you have now?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.699911 del
I love my adult daycare.
They give me drinks and snacks and there is bright flashing lights and noises and they let me stay till I run out of money.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.699912 del
Really worried about the Prosperity Pig's gambling. Him getting the odd win at this stage will just make the long term addiction worse. Things are already escalating.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.699913 del
>Intook 500

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.699914 del
All you can do is make sure your windows and doors are locked, plus your doggo should be a good alarm.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.699915 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.699916 del
I got my socks on at the second attempt. 🧦🧦🧦 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.699917 del
210, walked out with 600

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.699918 del
Won another 25 at a pub on the way home

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.699919 del
Still at that pub, still time to get another minor jackpot

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.699920 del
Well done, I can no longer put my right hand side one on.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.699921 del
You lost the lot and are flat broke for 10 days again.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.699922 del
Quit while you're ahead.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:48 [Preview] No.699923 del
(42.50 KB 600x372 21-film_600.jpg)
If cruisey and monk teamed up to take the cas think of how much money they could win

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.699924 del
Ummptys Eleven

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.699925 del
At the NEET Commune each Exec shall be asigned a skelly to put his socks on for him when needed.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:52 [Preview] No.699926 del
(2.41 MB 480x270 Winning.gif)

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.699927 del
Admittedly I am bitter at cruisedogs big cas wins. I should have spent a few months on the pokes, I could have won my table losses back. Maybe I can take my cenno down to the bowls club and put them through the ringer

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.699928 del
I don't want to stream the entire series of Deadwood, but do neets want one final episode tonight? We'll stream it if we get a reasonable number of votes.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.699929 del
Weber on the right.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.699930 del
Sounds like a foolproof plan King.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.699931 del
It's good to see this bloke giving it a go.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.699932 del
What happens if you shit yourself, asking for a m8?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.699933 del
Good work NEET.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.699934 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.699935 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.699936 del
Yes, put thole show on.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.699937 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.699938 del
Three please.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.699939 del
three triple cheeseburgers for this growing boy

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.699940 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.699941 del
What's a webby approved meal from hungry jack's?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.699942 del
Hungy jack whoppa!

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.699943 del
Yes please.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.699944 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.699945 del
Not much can out a neet off it's appetite

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.699946 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.699947 del
I'm so bored I might shit myself

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.699948 del
All around me are familiar faces...

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.699949 del
It would give you something to do.
Large number GET is soon. There is a bloke who hunts the GETS with soyjak faeces. Don't be surprises.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.699950 del
Adult day care centre?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.699951 del
>soyjak faeces
Oh shit!

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.699952 del
(97.84 KB 255x254 tonyb.png)

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.699953 del
Tempted to get on the piss.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.699954 del
I done goofed again neets - bought a plastic protection mat to sit between my chair and my hardwood floor a few years ago, recently noticed that it's rubbed some of the coating on the wooden floor. I'm such a mong.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.699955 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.699956 del
I think the plastic for hardwood floors is softer grade and carpet one is less pliable. I have done the same damage and I am only aware of it because officeworks had a sign on it. I buy them online cheaper

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.699957 del
I did that to your floor

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.699958 del
Then wagon tomorrow?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.699959 del
this is a spoilered comment

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.699960 del
I sold a neets wagon once

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.699961 del
Good price?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.699962 del
(166.29 KB 1076x1465 20230505_135130.jpg)
Sloppy Fuck Molester

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.699963 del
I got mine from officeworks too. We are like two mong brothers. Have you done anything about your floor? My place is rented and I haven't told the landlords yet.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.699964 del
I did the NEET thing. Ignored it and not use the space anymore.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.699965 del
Is not.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.699966 del
The show must go on

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.699967 del
Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall
(Against the wall)
Now there's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me
Get him up against the wall
(Against the—)
And that one looks Jewish and that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint and another with spots
If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.699969 del
Lost $200 thatll make you nay sayers cream your panties

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.699970 del
Wrong reply >>699968

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.699971 del
Chinaman 😁

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.699972 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.699973 del
Possum hit me in the eye with a beam of wood once.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.699974 del
Cold pack applied?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.699975 del
Is staring an autistic trait?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.699976 del
I knew an aspergerish girl who liked to stare at people on public transport. She had a very intense gaze.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.699977 del
I feel like I look angrier than I really am, I hate it

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.699978 del
Show your beautiful smile more often.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.699979 del
Then I'll look creepy

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.699980 del
I should just wear a mask to hide it

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.699981 del
(58.28 KB 503x810 doomsday suit.jpeg)

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.699982 del
Matthew 7:5

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.699983 del
I'm ugly

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.699984 del
On the inside too?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.699985 del
I hate my Neanderthal brow

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.699986 del
Most likely. Too autistic to try and do good for people like I want

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.699987 del
It just makes me sad. 😔😔😔

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.699988 del
Heavy rain.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.699989 del
I might try volunteering, I know I'd just get in the road

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.699990 del
You are being very negative. That is depression talking.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:55 [Preview] No.699991 del
Very strong winds here.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.699992 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.699993 del
You filthy GET whores are waiting to snipe

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.699994 del
I hope that faeces soyjak doesn't show up.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.699995 del
You need some charcoal tablets.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.699996 del
I want some lamb cutlets grilled over charcoal.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.699997 del
Poor meme

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.699998 del
Forequarters are better on coals.
Cutlets are overrated.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.699999 del
(52.80 KB 945x936 frogwizard.jpg)
Nines for Frog Wizard and Cruisey quits gambling for good. unna.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.700000 del
>Cutlets are overrated
I can't afford them anyway.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.700001 del
Big get and we have a win on the pokes.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.700002 del
Very well memed.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.700003 del
Your not even a real boong.
Gambling is fun.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.700004 del
Thanks frog wizzy.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.700005 del
Watching a Japanese executive devouring bowls of ramen and fried chicken with style

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.700006 del
For what?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.700007 del
The digits have spoken.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.700008 del
For geting cruisey to stop wasteing his money.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.700009 del
lol, showed Misso the winning photo and she reminded me that she got a $500 fine yesterday.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.700010 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:21 [Preview] No.700011 del
>a Japanese executive
I heard that they shame them over there.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.700012 del
This one is well kempt.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.700013 del
(244.44 KB 440x686 Untitled.png)

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.700014 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.700015 del
I think Cruisey lies about his gambling winnings so in a twisted way he can confess to us how much money he is embezzling.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.700016 del
Not slowing down for a school zone.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.700017 del
That's just silly, how will the children ever develop their reflexes if you slow down for them?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:39 [Preview] No.700018 del
Sounds like everything else we do too.
Goon wank binge etc

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.700019 del
The only people I tell are you lot.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.700020 del
Childhood trauma causes permanent changes in the brain. Basically brain damage.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.700021 del
>underactive brain reward systems

Mong disease

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.700022 del
Emotional trauma is a serious condition.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.700023 del
It causes them.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.700024 del
Possum dumped a litter of Labrador puppies in an industrial bin on more than one occasion.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.700025 del
(133.29 KB 1669x1038 grec.jpeg)
Grego wasn't impressed by this, think you would need a dozen or so to get a breakky feed.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.700026 del
>Emotional trauma

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.700027 del
Greg O looks and sounds like a child molester.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.700028 del
It was probably an issue with his wife. He would have got fucked up one night on their Asian holiday and quickly came up with an excuse in the morning still half drunk when she found him with a 10 year old boy in the second hotel room he booked for 'filing food reviews'

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.700029 del
(98.68 KB 1200x1200 054407-3937413798.jpeg)
If anyone likes these they are on special at woolies for $6, thinking I should have got several packs.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.700030 del
(97.66 KB 983x752 1494710863669.jpg)
>Be treatwise
>Enjoy a balance diet

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.700032 del
They were black. He only keeps the blonde ones.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.700033 del
I do not agree.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.700034 del
It's not clear if we'll be showing another episode of Deadwood. Maybe if some more neets vote for it in the next hour.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.700035 del
Yes, put it on.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.700036 del
That was an order, not a vote.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.700037 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.700038 del
I was never a maltesers fan. Weird flavour in there.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.700039 del
Put it on you flipping scum nugget

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.700040 del
Monk and possum should come too instead of acting like sinkholes with some thing better to do

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.700041 del
End Stage Sinkhole.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.700042 del
The good thing is the large serving size of 25g so that's a 1/4 of the pack which is a nice change.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.700043 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mXuUotM0zwI [Embed]

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.700044 del
(2.80 KB 364x72 coming for him.png)

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.700045 del
What does this mean?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.700046 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.700047 del
Weber should go to japan and mog all salary man at a high end hostess joint with his superior ramen slurping abilities that pull the hotties

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.700048 del
Toast with butter for breaky, toast with butter for lunch, toast with butter for dinner
12th can of pepsi max

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.700049 del
He should go to that forest.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.700050 del
An utterly abhorrent post.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.700051 del
Hopefully you get a good herder.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.700052 del
It's fucking stupid. You need NDIS worker clearance to pentest an NDIS provider network.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.700053 del
$120 for the privilege

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.700054 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.700055 del
Well lubricated.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.700056 del
(144.14 KB 512x512 deadwood.jpg)
Ok, we'll be showing the fifth episode of Deadwood in 22 minutes, where they have a trial for the killer of Wild Bill Hickock. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.700057 del
Buttered up.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.700058 del
You can't start watching a TV series halfway through.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.700059 del
Twelve splashes of milk?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.700060 del
Only a mong can hack another mong

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.700061 del
We'll play some music in the womboflix room while waiting for deadwood to start

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.700062 del
Playing assassins creed origins but just sitting in the back of a cart pulled by uaruks and listening to a man yell as he whips them.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.700063 del
Cauliflower bake on toast

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.700064 del
>listening to a man yell as he whips them.
So a normal council meeting.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.700065 del
(88.74 KB 1200x830 deadwood3.jpg)
Get in here neets, we're watching one last episode of Deadwood https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.700066 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.700067 del
Watch the fucking TV with me

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.700068 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fdEefQWXPR8 [Embed]

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.700069 del
(88.40 KB 818x1280 c0rkaqvl43wa1.webp)

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.700070 del
Me far left.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.700071 del
(55.15 KB 300x300 CrAkkNbtj6wU.png)

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.700072 del
Looks alright neet.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.700073 del
Is sinkhole code for gape?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.700074 del
Watch the fucking TV with me

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.700075 del
I am not sitting on your lap again.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.700077 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.700078 del
My old man one of them.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.700079 del
Your old man is a singing wallfish?
Are you a mer-NEET?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.700080 del
His starfish could sing too.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.700081 del
Everyone must be hitting the town.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.700082 del
(137.51 KB 247x335 choccy.png)

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:37 [Preview] No.700083 del
we could drill for vegemite

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:38 [Preview] No.700084 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.700085 del
That's not anything. Why would you watch that instead of cowboys?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.700086 del
A lovely couple.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.700087 del
I am in a sticky situation.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.700088 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.700089 del
Looking good.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.700090 del
Alright neets, that wraps up our viewing of Deadwood. I think next week we'll be seeing Dr Katz

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.700091 del
Bit shit that so few NEETs showed up

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.700092 del
Try streaming something worth watching for a change.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.700093 del
you're a fucking idiot cunt retard nigger

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.700094 del
Settle down nuro.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.700095 del
india nigger retard doctor
- Terry Davis

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.700096 del
No, you're a cunt. Do you have any idea how long it takes projectionistNEET to convert video to a stream-able format and upload it and manage CyTube and keep people informed here and all the rest of it?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.700097 del
(1.12 MB 1170x1168 Terry RIP.jpg)
A man wise beyond his years.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.700098 del
I'm a busy NEET.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.700099 del
Having an arsehole there slagging the show off puts me off the whole thing.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.700100 del
Yes, negativity is not good banter.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.700101 del
I’m hearing what you’re saying and I’m taking your feelings on board however I am rejecting them also, because they are bad and wrong

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.700102 del
(37.41 KB 1178x290 Untitled.png)
An omen.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 11:28 [Preview] No.700103 del
(61.95 KB 634x325 gifted.png)

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.700104 del
(134.36 KB 1280x720 Yourorder.jpeg)

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.700105 del
Can you answer my sinkhole question?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 11:35 [Preview] No.700106 del
TGIF Neet bros!
Have a good one!

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.700107 del
A sinkhole is usually a hole or depression in the Earth's surface. Sometimes it is used to refer to a literal hole in a sink or basin. In cyber security, it can be used in reference to a DNS server that is configured to hand out non-routable addresses for certain domain name queries.
At no time has it ever been used as a 'code name' for a gaping anus.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.700108 del
My sinkhole ate a whole packet of chux.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.700109 del
a hole in the ground

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.700110 del
I like the pepeNEET. I hope he has a blessed Saturday.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.700111 del
His blessings come when the day is practically over. He needs to do them at least twelve hours earlier.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.700112 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DfQnOq1e9K4 [Embed]

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.700113 del
going to have a wank and then retire to bed
terrible night on the board, you should all be ashamed

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:44 [Preview] No.700114 del
He wasnt there today

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.700115 del
Phone spellchecked dickhole

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.700116 del
(189.87 KB 720x720 d7hhkJFbfA5-Cn-z.mp4)

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.700117 del
Animated fridge meme.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.700118 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.700119 del
suck a dog’s chonky womper

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.700120 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.700121 del
Two Australian hoki fillets and a row of snack chocolate

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.700122 del
Two rows

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.700123 del
Finish the block.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:11 [Preview] No.700124 del
I am thinking it is time to bring the heater out of its cupboard, but the thought of the cost of the electricity to run it upsets me.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:12 [Preview] No.700125 del
I have hidden it in the fridge

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.700126 del
I am having a chamomile tea. I bought another box of them. It is a different brand, they smell different.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.700127 del
I might dig around in that NEETs fridge and see if I can find the rest of that chocolate.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.700128 del
I wish he'd bought the caramilk.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.700129 del
I tried the Aldi brand imitation caramilk the other day. It was shit, had no flavour at all.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.700130 del
You would go to his house and he'd serve you tough old forequarter chops instead of succulent cutlets and he would tell you that the forequarters were better, not that he was a tightarse.
Probably home brand ice cream for dessert.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.700131 del
Had too much to drinkl. Goimng to tip mte rest of the goon down the sink, brush my teeth adn go do to bed.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.700132 del
Good night NEET.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.700133 del
good evening NEETs

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 17:28 [Preview] No.700134 del
i forgot this planet has a second hemisphere

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.700135 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.700136 del
High quality reply.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.700137 del
(42.02 KB 602x600 weigh.jpg)
morning neets, 121kg on the scales, still making progress

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.700138 del
Good morning 121KgNEET.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.700140 del
(922.38 KB 2000x1333 masked-giant-1-1.jpg)
what a cock up

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.700141 del
(6.35 MB 4435x3310 french_connection3.jpg)
(59.05 KB 1217x843 katz.jpg)
Tommorrow night on womboflix we will be showing The French Connection (1971) - a pair of NYPD detectives in the Narcotics Bureau stumble onto a heroin smuggling ring based in Marseilles, but stopping them and capturing their leaders proves an elusive goal.

Then on Wednesday, there will be a few episodes of Dr Katz, an animated comedy about a new york pyschotherapist whose patients mainly seem to be stand up comedians.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.700142 del
knock knock

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.700143 del
Who's there?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.700144 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:30 [Preview] No.700145 del
Possum who?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.700146 del
possum the nordy boy

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:32 [Preview] No.700147 del
(133.78 KB 726x960 85886865.jpg)
I recognise that train picture.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.700148 del
(263.31 KB 1200x1131 029.jpg)

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:33 [Preview] No.700149 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.700150 del
Janny beer

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.700152 del
Went to McDolans to get breakkasy before Bill gets here. Bill doesn't deserve McDolans.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.700153 del
Will he make you drive to get Dolands though?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.700154 del
big breaky burger?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.700155 del
(154.63 KB 750x1334 IMG-1565.PNG)
There has been a development.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.700156 del
sossy mcfuggin

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:12 [Preview] No.700157 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.700158 del
time for a second breakfast

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.700159 del
I have no idea if I sleep with my mouth open or not

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.700160 del
He's faking it, he gave you too much detail.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.700161 del
>tfw thinking about his Bill free day

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.700162 del
Yeah I know.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.700163 del
You should have told him you bought him Donalds.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.700164 del
Might replace the AC fan blower control module in the car.
Might also do some stuff with cupboard knobs and hinges etc.
Apparently I also have $6.60 of store credit to spend at Supercheap Auto.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.700165 del
He creates a dilemma for tomorrow too. If he shows up, he either has to walk back some of his bullshit or he really was sick and gives me whatever it is he has.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.700166 del
A billemma

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.700167 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.700168 del
Morning, looks comfy.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.700169 del
You're going well.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.700170 del
I look forward to any updates and pictures.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.700171 del
Well bantered.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.700172 del
RIP Bill.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.700173 del
Sometimes you do.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.700174 del
Well done NEET, nearly there.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.700175 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HzyqMXsteG0 [Embed]

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.700176 del
just another 40kg to go

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.700178 del
(1012.10 KB 576x1024 eUwj0Ekr.mp4)
Olive uploaded six minutes ago.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.700179 del
I'd be happy to give her an upload.

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.700180 del
olive may look like an input, but is really an output, if you know what I mean

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 23:37 [Preview] No.700181 del
What's the best b-movie action film you can think of neets?

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.700182 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 23:55 [Preview] No.700183 del

NEET 05/05/2023 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.700184 del
Everywhere I've gone this week people have been coofing. No masks or attempts to stop the spread, just coof coof coof. Disgusting.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.700185 del
It's better not to go anywhere.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.700186 del
You're a dick

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.700187 del
Very fast neet. She looks really pretty in the natural light.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:19 [Preview] No.700188 del
I'm up. Very hungover. Two panadol down the hatch. Having a coffee. What do?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:23 [Preview] No.700189 del
You need the wagon

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.700190 del
(85.37 KB 450x450 neetwagon.jpeg)
I think his wagon is beyond repair.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.700191 del
The wagon for me is always tomorrow yet never comes. I'm out of Dan's poison, contemplating not getting any more.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.700192 del
My wagon has fallen through, like an old boong's arse.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.700193 del
It dropped right out.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.700194 del
Boongs never invented wagons therefore a true boong has no need of the wagon.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:50 [Preview] No.700195 del
Chux sinkhole.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.700196 del
The blue box was added in MS Paint, gullibleNEET.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.700197 del
It was too whimsical for him.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.700198 del
I would have honestly replied like that.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.700199 del
(109.34 KB 1224x831 wag.jpg)
You just need the right wagon.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:11 [Preview] No.700200 del
Lesbian Cowboy Bonanza Vol6

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.700201 del
>they went digging for gold ...
>and instead found each other

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.700202 del
>tfw depressed

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.700203 del
>they went drilling for gold
>and instead found themselves drilling for vegemite

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.700204 del
>tfw I never get invited to the lesbian wagon parties

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.700205 del
might get some kfc and crack a beer or six

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.700206 del
might get some kfc and crack and a beer ot six

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.700207 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.700208 del
NEETs dream of Olive in the moonlight.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.700209 del
>and crack

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.700210 del
The ultimate male form.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.700211 del
there was an extraneous and there
crack a beer
not crack (of any type) and beer

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.700212 del
>The British royal family last month announced the official dish celebrating the coronation of King Charles III: a quiche.
>It'll be made in homes in the UK and around the world and served at communal celebrations as King Charles is crowned monarch on Saturday.
>A quiche is a widely known French shortcrust open pie with filling. The quiche Lorraine (originating from the Lorraine region in France's northeast) is made with egg custard, as well as bacon pieces.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.700213 del
We discussed the royal egg & bacon pie some weeks back.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.700214 del
We did. Are you having a quiche Lorraine tonight?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.700215 del
>quiche Lorraine
*with English additions.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.700216 del
Helen could have been a Royal.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.700217 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.700218 del
Bring me back some seashells please.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.700219 del
I'm involved in the cavalcade in a couple of weeks as part of the Kernewek Lowender festival.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.700220 del
We could watch the coronation on neet tv

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.700221 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.700222 del
I thought Shibs said that was the plan once a suitable stream had been sourced

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.700223 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.700224 del
Imagine what the corgis would have done.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.700225 del
I'll probably have pidser, which I have done with every royal funeral and wedding since Lady Di Dieded

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.700226 del
I think we'll watch coronation street instead.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.700227 del
You'll watch what you're told and keep your opinions to yourself.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.700228 del
Cornish Bumfingering Festival

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.700229 del
might become a nude model

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.700230 del
I cut all the bouganville and branches that were hanging over my fence and chucked them over the neighbours fence 2 maybe 3 weeks ago.
It's been nice weather everyday since then and the heap has just sat there and today when it's 12 degrees with rain and winds they are out there cutting and moving it.
People be all fucked in the head and shit.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.700231 del
Well done NEET. Keep going.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.700232 del
(63.87 KB 313x500 51Yaxly9YLL.jpg)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.700233 del
having a southwark (pronounced south wark) old stout
2.2 standos a stubby

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.700234 del
natalia napoli put it in her butthole-ey

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.700235 del
Thanks for the pics

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.700236 del
iafd doesn't even know her

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.700237 del
(3.80 KB 452x523 4d6.gif)
Who is the most mysterious neet on ausneets?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.700238 del
I've started drinking, which means I'll either do nothing for the rest of the day, or get six standards in and make a complete mess of something

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.700239 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.700240 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.700241 del
Have the day off, we won't judge you.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.700242 del
You will never know.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.700243 del
Some of you will.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.700244 del
alcohol, choof and lobster pills should be banned

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.700245 del
If they judge you I'll judge them.
I'll judge them up real good.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.700246 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.700247 del
my hose isn't long enough

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.700248 del
Wombat Hotel has three (3) THREE! specials boards.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.700249 del
Get a mixed grill you arsehole

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:04 [Preview] No.700250 del
>tfw the chips aren’t crispy

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.700251 del
Worse choice you could have made

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.700252 del
Horrendous footy. Like watching an under 16s game on a sunday

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.700253 del
tex walker go

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.700254 del
Bad home NEETs cut bits off the end probably.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.700255 del
If everything is a special then nothing is.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.700256 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.700257 del
looking at a bit more girth too

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.700258 del
NEETs are special.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:23 [Preview] No.700259 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s4N32DaLr8U [Embed]

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.700260 del
More than one NEET has completely lost their hose down a sinkhole before.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:36 [Preview] No.700261 del
Have an online assessment to do for a linux admin job

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.700262 del
All the best, NOOT.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.700263 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.700264 del
post it here if you run into trouble

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.700265 del
furiously linuxing that tarball

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.700266 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.700267 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.700268 del
Good Pepe.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:45 [Preview] No.700269 del
It looks like the thing will start around 4.30 or 5.00pm best a time

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.700270 del
(214.48 KB 1169x1438 FvYY2d7XoAA-zGA.jpg)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.700271 del
When is Olive going to wear those garters or whatever that that neet bought for her?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.700272 del
I can't type properly. Hands are too cold. Going shopping in a minute. Going to avoid Dan.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.700273 del
she wore them in 4 or 5 videos

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.700274 del
He showed us the pictures she sent on the cool NEETs discord.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.700275 del
Do you remember that Brian Fagioli guy from 8chan's /tech/?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.700276 del
the name rings a bell

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.700277 del
>4.30 or 5.00pm best a time
I would avoid it until the King starts the journey. It is going be all talk about absolute crap before hand.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700278 del
Well targeted.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700279 del
A bunch of my family are from there.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700280 del
Good work NEET.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700281 del
first hour or two will just be faggy twats waddling into the church

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700282 del
NDIS one is popping off.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700283 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.700284 del
The Punisher (2004 film).

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.700285 del
are you cornish

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.700286 del
Oh, that was them. I didn't make the connection, too Dan-brained these days.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.700287 del
I don't know why Shibs is keen on it he doesn't like people sitting around and talking in costumes.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.700289 del
The post I replied to reminded me of him. His articles would get posted and people would spam:
>Fagioli, fagioli, give me the botnetioli
Where botnet was used to just mean bad.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.700290 del
she chose them, so it's not like i picked me out

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.700291 del
ah yeah
makes sense

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.700292 del
(91.67 KB 1054x1054 1677822461623362.jpg)
No, although some of them were Welsh.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.700293 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.700294 del
>Fagioli, fagioli
I remember seeing that but I never had any idea what it meant.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.700295 del
she wanks off gollum in season 2

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.700296 del
Yeah, I know. No worries.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.700297 del
Howdy NEEToes how's it going?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.700298 del
Buy her a buttplug.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.700299 del
No one seemed to like his articles but they'd always get posted there so they could get angry or mock him. Sort of like that Jana Hocking or whoever.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.700300 del
>tfw you finally get it 8 years later

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.700301 del
got her this too lol
if she covers any of it up i'll crack the shits at her

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.700302 del
lol could you imagine the breakdown jana or nadia would have had if 8chan had targeted them

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.700303 del
It is odd to think how long ago that all was.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.700304 del
>he doesn't like people sitting around and talking in costumes.
He loves Thursday night.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.700305 del
yeh, it's a bit scary.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.700306 del
Good afternoon NEET. Well, you?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.700307 del
A menacing photo.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.700308 del
Is there a particular cosplay it is for?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.700309 del
Doing fine, sipping on a red top and listening to some boomer tunes.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.700310 del
dunno mate
i like olive but have nfi what 99% of the shit she wears is

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.700311 del
She should wear more slutty stuff and less gook costumes

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.700312 del
Living the dream.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.700313 del
It is the last thing skellies that mock the Execs ever see.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.700314 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.700315 del
gutted that you bullies never invited me to the cool neet discord

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.700316 del
I agree.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.700317 del
(3.96 KB 206x245 just.jpg)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.700318 del
You never posted an elbow pic.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.700319 del
She might use it for an original character. She has done them before and seems to like them.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.700320 del
Alright, actually going to the shops now.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.700321 del
I heard you need to get a noosa pad before they let you into the cool NEETs discord.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.700322 del
One quiche Lorraine please.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:35 [Preview] No.700323 del
30kg of rice thanks Lorraine.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:42 [Preview] No.700324 del
2 packets of golden crumpets thanks.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.700325 del
We have another NEET giving money to an e-thot. I wonder if Monaro is still giving his money to handsome young men.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.700326 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:50 [Preview] No.700327 del
>to handsome young men.
The twink budget.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.700328 del
A good way to wankruptcy.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.700329 del
The old twink twank descent.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.700330 del
Many such cases.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.700331 del
(2.01 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1570.jpg)
fingered a boong

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:07 [Preview] No.700332 del
Good smell?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.700333 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.700334 del
Mom ponder the fragrance
Ah si
Fue el cinco de mayo, pero buenos noches ahora.
Based ameribro
No spoiler here m8

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.700335 del
Did he have an organism?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:11 [Preview] No.700336 del
(63.03 KB 600x600 Trev.jpg)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.700337 del
(3.77 MB 4000x3000 20230506_154117.jpg)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.700338 del
Cheers Trev that was a very strange post.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:13 [Preview] No.700339 del
Looks like the Ganges

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.700340 del
pity that's a keyhole and not a rifle scope

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.700341 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.700342 del
Sam Ganges.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.700343 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:31 [Preview] No.700344 del
Hope you enjoyed your burger.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.700345 del
Just answer Install gentoo for every question and you're in.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.700346 del
emerge yourself from the closet you giant homo

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.700347 del
Boong stains don't come off.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.700348 del
yeah they're not

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.700349 del
Boongbux time!

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.700350 del
It would have had a body floating in it.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.700351 del
(83.02 KB 1200x675 bbb.jpg)
You will be 100 pecent boong by morning.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.700352 del
Sounds comfy.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.700353 del
(450.36 KB 511x336 Untitled.png)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.700354 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.700355 del
(354.42 KB 1092x1023 britbong.png)
(765.35 KB 1092x1023 kang.jpg)
Good morning, The Most Loyal Subjects of His Majesty.
Which stream should we watch?
BBC with empty chitchat:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nWmPw8dok3Q [Embed]
Or The Royal Family Channel:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fk32YcX6VOA [Embed]

On Endchan Movie Corner:
Starting now basically, after we decided which to whatch.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.700356 del
I have almost a full block in the fridge. It's a bit shit

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.700357 del
Gym poo

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.700358 del
A cat smoking a choof

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.700359 del
The second one is rolling now, we can switch anytime if we want.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.700360 del
Kek, I see it

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.700361 del
You do.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.700362 del
I'm watching on ABC news Australia, some brave wandogerie nation woman is talking about her land being stolen by the monarchy.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.700363 del
Toy Soldiers

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.700364 del
Major Payne is good too

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.700365 del
there's a big fat nigger talking on the endcorner

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.700366 del
I would like to hear an update on how things are going

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.700367 del
The Royal Stream seems to be fucked, it stops and buffers. Which I don't get since, it's from youtube the same.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.700368 del
Thanks finger wizzy.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.700369 del
billions are watching

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.700370 del
Okay, switched to SkyNews now. That's quiet. ABC news was liek the most colonial stream ever, like American.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.700371 del
I got some sarsaparilla, dark mint chocolate block, lemon sherbets, jersey caramels, and some gummy octopuses.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.700372 del
Too bad the SkyNews stream is blocked in Russia.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.700373 del
I heard the song sung a couple of times today, I might go back for it.
I've never had a good Cornish pasty from anywhere on the Eyre, or copper triangle.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.700374 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:25 [Preview] No.700375 del
>I've never had a good Cornish pasty from anywhere on the Eyre, or copper triangle.
you are too picky
the specials boards have ruined you

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.700376 del
Enthusiasm takes a while to build up 👆

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.700377 del
He could eat a bowl of dog food and praise the taste.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.700378 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.700379 del
Should have gone with the special

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.700380 del
Maybe he is anticipating action

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.700381 del
He's Hungarian

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.700382 del
(58.28 KB 503x810 doomsday suit.jpeg)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.700383 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.700384 del
Tbh I think it's because they try and be fancy.
I had one there a while ago that was the 'traditional' half meat and half fruit and it was shit. Came with 'traditional' vanilla ice cream.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.700385 del
What costume is he wearing?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.700386 del
Well bantered.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.700387 del
You shine up well.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.700388 del
A Yakuza hit squad is set to attack the coronation and the only man who can stop them is a half boong rapist from Joondalup.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.700389 del
Thank you.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.700390 del
That 5ťh one did it.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.700391 del
just get a meat pastie from the kadina bakery

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.700392 del
(57.89 KB 976x850 concerned_peep.jpg)
>tfw you didn't join the YPG in 2014 and get to post videos on twitter of yourself shooting jihadists in kobane

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.700393 del
The sad state of things.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.700394 del
I want a Cornish pasty when in the area that they're allegedly from.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.700395 del
you are not deserving of any baked goods

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.700396 del
cruisey are you doing a boongery tonight?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.700397 del
one of the poojeeta girls i was into at uni got married
she looks pretty good in the pics, makeup a bit overdone though. so many girls seem to overdo the makeup on their wedding days

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.700398 del
He is going to get a left handed oily wank from an old abbo tranny meth head in an alleyway next to some dustbins full of mouldy fish heads and maggots.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.700399 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.700400 del

get in here pooers

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.700401 del
I think one NEET is hitting the goon too fast.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:08 [Preview] No.700402 del
It's probably Possum.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.700403 del
he loves a bit of pagentry

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.700404 del
God save the Queen.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.700405 del
a bit late for that neet

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.700406 del
Maybes he's watching the funeral instead. Got all mixed up.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.700407 del
all around me are familiar faces...

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.700408 del
Keep going you're almost in the present.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.700409 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.700410 del
(43.30 KB 400x600 Woad.jpg)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.700411 del
If you see a bright light, go towards it.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.700412 del
and get hit by another truck?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.700413 del
>another truck
How was the first?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.700414 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.700415 del
(351.44 KB 406x220 10499504.mp4)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.700416 del
I am sorry I didn't send you a get well card, flowers and chocolates.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.700417 del
drinking beer?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.700418 del
Our elite gooners should be halfway through their supply.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.700419 del
Japanese succubus let me stick it up her pooper.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.700420 del
pics or it didn't happen

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.700421 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.700422 del
Tell us the full story NEET.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.700424 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:43 [Preview] No.700425 del
maybe drinking to brain damage isn't a bad idea, just look at the state of the world today and tell me that an alcohol induced fantasy land could be any worse

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.700426 del
(79.51 KB 749x888 FvWaDjFXsAADurA.jpg)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.700427 del
She's doing well.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.700428 del
I hope Mark gets lucky.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.700429 del
Cruisey could take you to the pokes for $1 a minute and order you something nice off the specials board. You'll be living your best lyfe.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.700430 del
(1.08 MB 734x1074 1683371285385174.webm)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.700431 del
Have a Blessed Saturday, Neets!

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.700432 del
not a fan

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.700433 del
said i have 50 minutes

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.700434 del
who is that cunt?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.700435 del
ausneets regency council

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.700436 del
I think you are a fan in denial.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.700437 del
im literally not a fan

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.700438 del
i'm a qing restorationist

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.700439 del
Cruisey is a good NEET and you are a meanie.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.700440 del
>neets are trying to turn me into a fan

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:38 [Preview] No.700441 del
(177.50 KB 480x360 10498834.mp4)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.700442 del
(29.89 KB 630x420 fan.jpeg)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.700443 del
I quite enjoyed the crowning, it was very interesting. Thank you for coming, fellas.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.700444 del
Yes it was an interesting event.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.700445 del
Thank you for putting it on.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.700446 del
I think the Queen's funeral left the more powerful impression.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.700447 del
just farted

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.700448 del
Thank you for putting it in.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.700449 del
Are you that Jap succubus?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.700450 del
Yes of course. But you’ll only see one or two of each in a lifetime, so it was worth it.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.700451 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.700452 del
maybe satan will help

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 13:47 [Preview] No.700453 del
(1.35 MB 1256x912 coronation.png)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.700454 del
(62.39 KB 616x976 NSFWmilkers.jpg)
NSFW from the coronation.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.700455 del
Would bury so hard, the person that can pull out my dick out of her arse would be crowned King Arthur.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 19:29 [Preview] No.700456 del
morning bros

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.700457 del
(270.51 KB 844x1266 the-raid-redemption.jpg)
Feel free to join watching The Raid Redemption we did not in the morning. I mean evening.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.700458 del
It's too early in the morning for that much violence for me. Did the neets watch it last night?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 20:21 [Preview] No.700459 del
Do you show that same film over and over again?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 20:35 [Preview] No.700460 del
We watched the coronation, no?

What's over and over again?
We have different movie each month.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.700461 del
I went to bed early, I thought you might have played the raid after the coronation

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.700462 del
You've shown that film about 6 times in the last year.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.700463 del
(49.06 KB 407x364 kingboong.jpg)
We haven't even watched the full coronation, just until they went back to the B. palace. And most NEETs left way before that.

Actually 12 times!

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.700464 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.700466 del
having a mountain jew energiszed

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.700467 del
told bill to stay home

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.700468 del
Was he going to create a Billemma?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.700469 del
Good morning NEET.

Powering up for anything special?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:39 [Preview] No.700470 del
He would have. I just CBF dealing with him today.

Morning. Nah. Might go find some breakkaye shortly.

Need to find a blanket or something for the couchbed. I woke up freezing.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.700471 del
>Need to find a blanket or something for the couchbed.
Get a nice cotton blanket, if you want to stay crispy get one of those cheap synesthetic blankets from BigW/Kmart

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.700472 del
was she the one with the big milkers?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.700473 del
I called her tits.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.700475 del
You know I cant do that yet

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.700476 del
I was thinking that a second set can be purchased, but upon writing this post I realised it might also spoil my excitement of seeing the original sheet set in all its glory.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.700477 del
Another solution

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.700478 del
I need to tidy up that room and pack things into boxes instead of having stuff strewn all over.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.700479 del
Tip for Bad Home NEETs:
Having a choof and cough on the toilet can really help get that stubborn last bit of poo out.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:15 [Preview] No.700480 del
(538.79 KB 605x543 Untitled.png)

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.700481 del
The guy on the right composed this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eqnO3FSfmyo [Embed]

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.700482 del
Does it just fly out?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.700483 del
Use your Bill Free Day for it.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.700484 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.700485 del
what did you call them?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.700486 del
I would like to see the raid one night when we can get a bunch of the neets and watch it together

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.700487 del
The power of cough impels it.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.700488 del
Lady Titswobble to you.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.700489 del
I'll try and make a start on it, but I have a few other things to do first.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:30 [Preview] No.700491 del
Shops won't be open for ktime twists for another hour or so.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.700492 del
I'm never ready for cobbee and corvettes

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:33 [Preview] No.700493 del
She was wearing a girdle.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.700494 del
I prefer to think it was a sexy corset and suspenders

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.700495 del
(521.47 KB 1074x421 rudegame.png)
There is an event in Rimworld where it drop pods in random items sometimes.
This can get weird with mods or maybe the game is insulting me.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.700496 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JN0VVcaLx6E [Embed]


NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.700497 del
I bet she has floppy tummy skin.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.700498 del
Hankering for a spankering
Swooning for a gooning

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.700499 del
She's 50, mate. Her gunt would be hanging on the bed while you grunted away behind her.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.700500 del
Cook them!

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.700501 del
Choking for a tug?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.700502 del
Leave her girdle on. In button the top of her blouse.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:13 [Preview] No.700503 del
Choking for a groping sort of works.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:15 [Preview] No.700504 del
(86.86 KB 1080x1080 FvYRN3EWABMOaYz.jpg)
fifo you boong

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:20 [Preview] No.700505 del
I went there and Ovaltine ran away

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.700506 del
I sold them to some dwarf merchants.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:24 [Preview] No.700507 del
you mogged him

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.700508 del
The rest of those russian pol poofs are liek little babby.. as their meme speak would say.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.700509 del
There is a russian choof growing thread where they grow weed really badly.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.700510 del
off to bunnings and supercheap

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:32 [Preview] No.700511 del
They're a mob of mongs that talk about living in the wilderness but take instructions from you tubers.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.700512 del
Need to wash my doodle

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:33 [Preview] No.700513 del
How was the cars and coffee?

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.700514 del

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:34 [Preview] No.700515 del
Chux it!

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.700516 del
That doesn't make sense.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.700517 del
They do everything really badly. Look at their current 'war'.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:37 [Preview] No.700518 del
I didn't go to that. Thought about it at 5.30 and reset my alarm for 7.00 and had a snooze.

NEET 05/06/2023 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.700519 del
True, if you chain the Asians down in a room the choke would be free. But I would like to believe that most NEETs would need to pay for a group rub, tug and choke session.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.700520 del
Interesting video.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.700521 del
At the Commune all sessions will be free. unfortunately we will have to substitute other NEETs for asian women, maybe they can wear masks

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.700522 del
It's not gay if the other NEET is wearing a mask.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.700523 del
(241.24 KB 959x936 toilet doomsday suit.jpg)
>maybe they can wear masks

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.700524 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xhbyj8pqUao [Embed]

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 00:52 [Preview] No.700525 del
Port 1-24 @ $3.35

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.700526 del
Mummybot is viciously bitching about the tranny to her friend over the phone
Love to hear it

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.700527 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.700528 del
Any port in a storm.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.700529 del
might get some junkfood and eat my feelings again

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.700530 del
better than gooning

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.700531 del
>eat my feelings again

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:49 [Preview] No.700532 del
Possum once told me that great men must not be subjected to the same constraints as leeser men or they will be dragged back down to a lower level and humanitys lot in general will suffer and that's why he gets the last piece of pizza.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.700533 del
More than once?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.700534 del
I'll do that after too.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:05 [Preview] No.700535 del
Every time, every bloody time.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:12 [Preview] No.700536 del
Cenno landed. Vape acquired. Energy drink guzzling. Big day of footy and UFC. Happy neet.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:16 [Preview] No.700537 del
didn't they ban vaping?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:17 [Preview] No.700538 del
not yet
you do know that changes in legislation have to go through parliament right?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.700539 del
wtf is Gracie doing

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.700540 del
is that the original gracie of gracie fagjitsu, or somebody else?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.700541 del
Yes part of the royal MMA family
Pathetic fighter

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:40 [Preview] No.700542 del
Thought he would have retired by now. All that grappling stuff is boring.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.700543 del
Sounds like an tourism advert.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.700544 del
They will win by more than that. bombers are overrated.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.700545 del
Imagine what she says about you.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.700546 del
Unpleasant tone.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:50 [Preview] No.700547 del
You should repeat it all to xer and set off a drama bomb

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:51 [Preview] No.700548 del
I’m sorry petal

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.700549 del
She probably was talking about him and he misunderstood it.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.700550 del
Go and be a cunt somewhere else.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.700551 del
alright I’m out of here

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.700552 del
Youre a dotty old bat

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.700553 del
No it isnt tubby.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.700554 del
We'll be seeing The French Connection (1971) tonight, a classic action thriller noir starring Gene Hackman. I haven't seen it myself, but it does appear to contain violence and negative portrayals of racial minorities. 7pm AEDT.

Then on Wednesday join us for Dr Katz, a tv show about a new york therapist and his neet son.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.700555 del
The second one is about trauma and minorities too.. and how they can make money out of convincing people their problems stem from something they cant change rather than realistic, timed and measured solutions.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.700556 del
Carn port!

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.700557 del
Might get a covid booster shot. Might get a flu shot while I'm at it.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.700558 del
>Big day of footy and UFC
Big investments?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.700559 del
Up $2.60 after 2 fights.
Need port to step up for the multi

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.700560 del
Went to Paddy's Market. Had never been there before. It's like all the niknak shit from the Port and Gepps Cross ones, now that they're closed.
I thought it would be fruit and veg.
I almost got an epoxy'd log, with the bark still on. It has a bowl cut into the side and flat on the other. It'd be a good spot to leave my keys but I'm glad that I didn't get it because I don't really have anywhere to put it without making an effort.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.700561 del
Get a couple for me as well thanks.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.700562 del
Scared to use emojis now.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.700563 del
Sounds like a nice outing.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.700564 del
I took Doggo for his walk. Zero people encountered. I didn't even see anyone in the distance. The sun was out, the ground was firm. It was a good walk.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.700565 del
3 credits, 50 lines.
Change machines after 6 pokes after the feature. You won't need to lose more than $70, if you need to make it back and get just in front, cash out and call it even. If you get to $100, pocket $20 and pretend you didn't. It's all fucking free games and features. Slap the fuck out the chinaman. Stay away from the kraken.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.700566 del
Try the Halloween tree one.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.700567 del
Doggo and I started our daily walks on February 1st and we have not missed a day so far. That was when I determined to be a better owner to him and stop being so lazy.
The winter is going to test our streak though since wind and rain may make things difficult.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.700568 del
High stakes gives you a good chance of getting free games within the free games. I've had like 50 games in row once.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.700569 del
The system is evolving. I bet you will not give away your secret rubbing technique to make it pay out.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.700570 del
>the ground was firm
Grope it.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.700571 del
Mate you are just another one of these degenerate addicts who thinks he can beat the machine. No-one beats the machine in the long run. It is designed with people like you in mind. Quit while you're ahead.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.700572 del
That's a good effort, well done. Does doggo seem happier for the exercise?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.700573 del
Yes doggo seems happier and his general health seems to have improved too.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.700574 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.700575 del
I went to Hollywood plaza and the Asian supermarket too. Left two stuffed cabbage leaves and two stuffed capsicums on the counter. I didn't get charged but wanted them.
They were beef and rice filled.
I got some Adelaide hill smoked silverside, short cut bacon and something else and some sa maastadam cheese.
You can ask them to cut to whatever sized slices of any cheese and small good.
I should have got some thin slices of spicy sausage. And a heavily discounted end cut of proscetto

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.700576 del
I will quit while I'm ahead, after a grand jackpot or two

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.700577 del
>a grand jackpot
You would cum in your pants.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.700578 del
I used to get my deli to cut silverside slices about 8mm thick, made great sandwiches.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.700579 del
>Adelaide hills smoked silverside
I have never seen that. It sounds good. How much was it?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.700580 del
>8mm thick
How thick are they usually?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.700581 del
Lovely. A firm ground undersole and the cool breeze brushing through your whiskers under the sun cutting the crisp air, and a dog, is a lovely scene.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.700582 del
I read a reddit thing where a gambler said he couldn't get it up except on the nights he had a win.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.700583 del
I don't know tbh, 2-3 mm maybe?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.700584 del
So you have them big and chunky? Nice.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.700585 del
Yeah, you can taste the meat so much more.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.700586 del
What is your opinion of shaved silverside? I never get it, I always go for the slices.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.700587 del
Very nice, that is a good size.
I've never asked for a specific size.
It was a long process, even when three girls on three slicers, taking orders.
They had to get the cut out of the display, then after the first cut, would show you a slice.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.700588 del
...but when he got up 👆

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.700589 del
I just asked for the thickest they could slice and I think it said 8mm on the label.
It's nice but it's too fiddly and I always end up putting heaps on.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.700590 del
Down $2.50
Need port to pull their fingers out

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.700591 del
Do you remove the fatty part on the edge of the silverside slices?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.700592 del
High stakes.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.700593 del
The cuts were
Aussie short cut (about 8ml) 0.224kg $20kg (6 slices)
Corned Beef Silverside (2-3ml) 0.250kg $26.95kg
Mt Pleasant Wholesmoke Ham which I ripped the paper of while trying.
I thought I got the smoked roast beef.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.700594 del
It was a smoked silverside I'm pretty sure

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.700596 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.700597 del
Yeah the powaaahhHH!

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.700598 del
Big Bada Boom

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.700599 del
Had two slices with a thin slice of raw carrot, some mustard and a pickled onion.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.700600 del
I do, used to give it to the cat.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.700601 del
Good taste?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.700602 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.700603 del
One time the deli silverside was way too salty so I stopped buying it.
There used to be a good one at the central markets that had a sweet taste.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.700604 del
(431.68 KB 470x621 boongd.png)

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.700605 del
I find pens difficult to hold for a while due to how thin they are. Any suggestions for what I could do? I was thinking of getting some of those pen grip things or maybe just thicker pens.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.700606 del
You have answered your own question NEET.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.700607 del
Looks like it was one out of the fridge too.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.700608 del
You think you'd just walk the 40km in five days. That is only 8km a day. Did she have access to water?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.700609 del
He is either very happy or completely insane or both.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.700610 del
This is the fridge meme for a part time driller in Kalgoorlie

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.700612 del
Would make a good fridge meme with some appropriate alteration.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.700613 del
Real friends stick around when you throw up.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.700614 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.700615 del
She had a bottle of wine and lollies. Both were gifts for her mother.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.700616 del
I had to get a bucket of water once to wash it off the driveway.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.700617 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:42 [Preview] No.700618 del
Slow start to the day. Just had my seventh coffee. No shit yet. Going to brush my teeth and have a big glass of water.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.700619 del
Can't write properly as my hands are too cold. Woe.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.700620 del
Get some fingerless gloves.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.700621 del
They almost make it worse

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.700622 del
Multi looking good

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.700623 del
Buy two small dogs and use them as gloves.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.700624 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.700625 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.700626 del
wish possum would get on the sportsbet with me

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.700627 del
Possum told me that Wealth gained hastily will dwindle, but whoever gathers little by little will increase it once.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.700628 del
Do you tell him its wise advice once?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.700629 del
I may have told him that more than once.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.700630 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:23 [Preview] No.700631 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.700632 del
Banrock station keeps getting more expensive.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.700633 del
*everything keeps getting more expensive

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.700634 del
Apart from a used bussy.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.700635 del
Prawn StirFry
Dark choc with peppermint crisp bits
4 butterscotch timtams used as straws with milk

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.700636 del
You don't know what you're doing

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.700637 del
That sounds nice.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.700638 del
Shut up faggot

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.700639 del
You need a daddy figure in your life.
I can teach, but you need to listen.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.700640 del
You are a bad influence. Do not corrupt him.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.700641 del
>used as straws
Basically like sucking a cock.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.700642 del
need a post beer poo

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.700643 del
He didn't ask cruisey with his system of rules and tricks of 3 way multis on the three dogs paying 5-7, each way for $5, so $30 all 👆 up. Paying out big. Get a fucking system. Align and execute. James Bond is a faggot.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.700644 del
No spit

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.700645 del
When's the TV on?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.700646 del
The System.
Dream big
Forget losses
Dream big

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.700647 del
idk, when is it?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.700648 del
No tv one of the NEETs bet womboflix and lost.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.700650 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.700651 del
Have a wank to Olive's onlyfans.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.700652 del
potentially join a cult levels of lonely

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.700653 del
Feels like 0.7 °C
really cold outside

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.700654 del
i don't want to wank any more, i just want someone to hang out with

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.700655 del
Should have taken one with you.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.700656 del
That's consistency.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.700657 del
Thinking about that heater again. Wondering if I can justify such a luxury. Its still in the cupboard for now.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.700658 del
>someone to hang out with
Where do you live?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.700659 del
You don't need it, stay strong.
>I reach over and turn mine back on

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.700660 del
Electricity is absurdly expensive. I saw a story that there was going to be some relief announced in the budget next week though.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.700661 del
Depends on where your TV is.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.700662 del
whats an AEDT? does this mean the moofie is on at 6 here? I dont want to have to bolt my tea.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.700663 del
(18.13 KB 408x612 candle-finger.jpeg)
All we need to do is turn our fingers into candles so we have light and heat at the tip of our fingers.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.700664 del
I just use posts here to make up characters in my head and talk to them whilst pacing around drinking.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.700665 del
Australian Eastern Dickhead Time

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.700666 del
It would mean 6:30pm I think.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.700667 del
I will call you Frederick.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.700668 del
At the NEET Commune we shall feed the Execs beans on cold nights and use their farts as heaters.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.700669 del
Imagine the flames

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.700671 del
Good home neets only use SA time.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.700672 del
how long is the moofie? does it have subtitles if its in french?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.700673 del
Roots of loneliness will be what we call the small tin shed in the commune that we keep Olive in.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.700674 del
It's not actually french.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.700675 del
Are we still keeping the whore pits or is the Olive shed the new version?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.700677 del
Cash out likely

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.700678 del
I imagine it will have subtitles, yes. I am not projectionist neet though.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.700679 del
Out of cash likely

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.700680 del
so whats the connection with france? does it have french actors like charlize theron?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.700681 del
Every one of those symptoms applies to me

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.700682 del
>Il ne connaît pas le français.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.700683 del
How much are they offering?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.700684 del
Well bantered.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.700685 del
We are keeping them since Olive isn't a whore.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.700686 del
I can't really remember I think they are after a french drug smuggler

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.700687 del
$18 off a $7.50 investment.
Pies look likely to win so I'll see how it changes after that. Not confident of Saints by 40+

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.700688 del
The Olive shed is for Sunday best and the whore pits are for casual useage.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.700689 del
>Sunday best
All the NEETs will be in church.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.700690 del
We need a new e-girl
Preferably a big booty slim thick Asian

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.700691 del
(2.78 MB 480x848 1683439656290308.webm)
This has to be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.700692 del
Have you ever won a multi you have made?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.700693 del
Stop speaking like a nigger.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.700694 del
2. I'm up for the season

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.700695 del
I was waiting for him to shove it up his bum or something.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.700696 del
An impressive display of eating.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.700697 del
The way he so skillfully peels the banana and then eats the peel anyway is just hilarious to me. I really can't tell if he is just a minda or that is somehow very intelligent.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.700698 del
I think he is mogging the human way of banana eating.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.700699 del
Olive will never be replaced. Always was, always will be, Olive's board.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.700700 del
I have a whole cast of characters in my head to act as friends, it still doesn't do the trick.
I'd rather not say, sorry.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.700701 del
You need to get an /ausneets/ bum pic before you make such claims.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.700702 del
Olive is not even cute
Looks like a random chick you'd find selling candles at Dusk before mothers day

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.700703 del
I'd give Olive a good candleing.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.700704 del
All the Dusk girls at Munno Para are fat and covered in tattoos. It truly is a bad home area when even the Dusk girls are dero.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.700705 del
It's a time zone: Australian Eastern Daylight (Saving) Time. It's the Eastern Coast of Australia during winter (which is summer there apparently). It's UTC +11 hours
Now they have AEST, which is Australian Eastern Standard Time. It's UTC +10 hours.

I think all Australian time zones are earlier. Later. Whatever.
Christmas Island is UTC +7
Australian Western Standard is UTC +8
Australian Central Daylight is UTC +10:30

I feel like there should be more. Are there more? Like what's Central Standard and Western Daylight?
Also feels like we discriminating against certain NEETs who don't live on the East Coast. How many are you fellas?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.700706 del
I really hate them.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.700707 del
He's looking handsome as ever.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.700708 del
Bad home area women get fat at 20 like boongs and negroes.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.700709 del
It just werks.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.700710 del
Her boobs look much bigger in that pic on the right in white.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.700711 del
Cash out unavailable, its only half time on the final game
You're joking

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.700712 del
WA is 1.5-2 hours behind the rest except we don't do daylight savings so add another hour in for half the year.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.700713 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.700714 del
All around me are familiar faces...

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.700715 del
There are three time zones within WA, two of which 99% of the population are ignorant of.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.700716 del
(2.83 MB 854x480 1683445172225860.webm)

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.700717 del
They'll get even bigger still once I get her pregnant.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.700718 del
WA worst A

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.700719 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.700720 del
Fucking is not cunt.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.700721 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.700722 del
That banana really got him going.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.700723 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.700724 del
That shit is desert over near you poofs nobody cares about that.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.700725 del
Weber picked up some boong hitchhikers and then abandoned them in the Nullarbor once.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.700726 del
Wonderful remix.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.700727 del
Like he said, 99% are ignorant of them.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.700729 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.700730 del
Everybody forgets the timezones on the Islands and Antarctica too.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.700731 del
Love 'em and leave 'em.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.700732 del
I think we will give everything west of NSW - SA border back to the boongs.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.700733 del
>he thinks Antarctica is real

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.700734 del
You don't like our mining and farming revenue?
Alright we'll keep it.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.700735 del
Cash out is back. $32. Need saints by another 40 points. Doable.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.700736 del
By another 20, I mean

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.700737 del
(25.98 KB 600x400 boongbundy.jpeg)
> we'll keep it.
The boongs will drink it all.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.700738 del
So they don't let you cash out when it would be good for you?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.700739 del
meth is just an alternate dimensions arcane medicine

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.700740 del
Which state has the most boongs?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.700741 del
They stop it in the final 5 or so minutes of the game

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.700742 del
(44.10 KB 882x453 boongstats.png)

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.700743 del
(357.07 KB 1200x1800 french_connection1.jpg)

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.700744 del
NSW is full of boongs

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.700745 del
daylight come and me wan' go home

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.700746 del
whitest you've ever seen

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.700747 del
how long would china last if we dropped all our boongs there?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.700748 del
SA racist cunts

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.700749 del
Not even 4% of the population and they're trying to rejig the constitution and everything else for them.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.700750 del
NT 1 in 3 is a boong, I didn't realise it was like that.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.700751 del
It is where Hitler lives.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.700752 del
All thats up there is heat and boongs.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.700753 del
Cashed out at $15.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.700754 del
A friend in Darwin told me that boong kids and drunks throwing rocks at cars is an everyday event there, it's completely normal.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.700755 del
What are australia's small towns like? Are they ridden with crime and boongs? I keep thinking of moving out of the city to lower rent, but I don't want to wind up in some place infested with boongs and methheads.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.700756 del
That's less than Polan. Haha, Australia smol!

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.700757 del
There are few boongs and no public meff heads in my town but there are often stolen cars on the curb wrapped in police tape and bad home looking people near the commission area

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.700758 del
oh okay.
what kind of drugs do they have in france?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.700759 del
but its ten past seven AEDT now

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.700760 del
>What are australia's small towns like?
boongs and methheads, also methhead boongs

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.700761 del
In WA the nice towns tend to be all Brethren and they don't really do strangers.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.700762 del
Heroin iirc.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.700763 del
i wish my brain wasn't so faulty

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.700764 del
please explain

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.700765 del
Excusive Brethren, they are like uber protestants, the church runs their whole life, they have arranged marriages, can't eat or drink with non members.
I worked for some for a while, it was interesting.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.700766 del
that's what it is in the french connection

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.700768 del
Sounds like Jehovah's Witnesses

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.700769 del
ow okay whats that like?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.700770 del
They can only use phones and the internet for work, no tv or music either, and for some reason they are not allowed to solicit new business themselves, they always hire non brethren sales reps.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.700771 del
Well done.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.700772 del
We got a lot of them up here in Barnaby land, not many people like them and they all have those big white vans and drive like idiots.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.700773 del
The Chinese know how to deal with subhumans. Some of them would probably find their way into the cooking pot.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.700774 del
The ones I worked for were full blown gooners, they would get smashed after work in the office then drive home.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.700775 del
Fuck off with your baby talk bullshit.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.700776 del
I'm surprised they are allowed alcohol.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.700777 del
I think it's the one vice they are allowed.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.700778 del
(274.81 KB 1536x2048 cf.jpg)

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.700779 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.700780 del
Cruisey would still put a pineapple in.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.700781 del
bad thoughts

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.700782 del
Yeah they all like a drink, often see them at Dans if you get there after their service or mass whatever it is, one of their business was across the road from where I worked and one year there was some big get together for them and they showed pornos all night projected on the wall of the building and there were empty bottles everywhere.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.700783 del
And he would still pull out 50 ahead.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.700784 del
He would say he did.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.700785 del
All around me are familiar feaces...

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.700786 del
And these are conservative Christian types?

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.700787 del
Zinger with bacon boig
Two packs of chips (honey soy chicken and sweet chili)
Another serve of prawn
Going to get some choc chip cookies, Tim tams and milk ready for the movie.
Might grab the jersey caramels for after.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.700788 del
I don't lose.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.700789 del
Chortler rations.

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.700790 del
I put Willy warmers on

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.700791 del

NEET 05/07/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.700792 del
It's night time. TV should be on.