How does he do it?

benis

https://youtube.com/watch?v=g09cKEkNwoU [Embed]
Back onto Nollsey for the night. Getting well into the standards.

>>704907
It has been many years since I heard that song.

You just know her minge smells like fish tacos.

I refuse to listen to the song.

i sent a neet a video in the past

Depression has snared me again.

>>704915
ain't real bruv

if you're sad then just stop

>>704916
innit?

>>704914
A sexy video?

Fighting the urge to binge. Dan give me strength.

i had to pay extra to kiss a neet once

>>704920
Have a binge. You've earned it.

That NEET should wear a hat made of cheese and if any of it starts melting he will know that the mindreader is using his power on him.

>>704923
It is for weber.

>>704929
He would have preferred an apricot turnover.

more like gaypricot

Watched a bugs life

>>704932
7.2/10 on imdb. Did you like it?

>>704933
Imbd says it's watchable

imdb says nothing

>>704920
I've gone almost 24hrs without a goon

Learning about the Tyler in masonry.

>>704939
Well done NEET. Good work.

OSRS

>>704940
>the Tyler in masonry.
Their equivalent of a big Islander bouncer.

>>704941
Is it?

>>704943
Pretty much.
There's a channel called From the Quarries, that is very good if you're into this stuff.

>>704944
Food for thought.

>>704946
Choof for lungs

im watching him again

>>704947
Cough cough.

>>704948
I can't hear your voice.

>>704950
no one cares about you enough to watch you

>>704948
Remote viewing?

>>704952
Why would I look at a remote?

>>704951
I care about him.

the pajeet door dash driver got uppity today, it was funny to see

disregard women, acquire yew logs

>>704955
Tell us what happened please.

>>704957
i wasn't really feeling up for it today at work, i don't regard the door dash drivers as customers so they get nothing from me. he was in a hurry to pick up one of the grocery deliveries and i just kind of dawdled along while others from the team got around to bringing those groceries down stairs and during that i served the real customers. i heard him pissing and moaning to door dash about it or something and i thought it was funny. he was getting a bit too chummy with me over the past year or so and started referring to me by my name. i doubt he'll do that now.

probably gonna quit there soon anyway

>>704958
>started referring to me by my name
I would not like that.

37 videos on demonology

>>704960
only friends (lol), family and coworkers should have that honour.

>>704962
They should be calling you Sir.

>>704963
doordash drivers shouldn't be talking to me in the first place

>>704964
Or making eye contact with you.

>>704965
i dont like eye contact

>>704966
What are your feelings toward a friendly pat on the bum?

>>704954
You have a sexy voice

>>704968
It is my South African accent.

Why would you hear the mind reader's voice?

I ordered a replacement mixing bowl. It only cost $34.

>>704972
I'm sure you could get a much cheaper one at Kmart.

>>704961
This is what womboflix should be.
Did you know..
There are 72 emojis approved as the base facial pack (I can't remember the proper name) and there are 72 Solomonic seals. They have a few that are quite similar. Along with Google, Microsoft etc, the Government of Oman signed off on the approval of the emojis. It's a little weird. No other government is on there, or at least listed. The queen of Sheba is suspected to have lived in either Yemen or Ethiopia. Oman is next to modern Yemen. She gave Solomon a bunch of gold, and apparently was gifted in return.. something. It doesn't say, but it'd be interesting if it was these original 72 seals, or at least some of them. A bloke went to Oman in the 1800s where the modern western world got the seals that we know of. I think.
tldr sending emojis is unleashing demons.

>>704970
I like the clicking

>>704971
That's how it works.

>>704973
They don't fit my criteria.

>>704977
no it doesnt

>>704978
yes they do

>>704974
>sending emojis is unleashing demons.
I thought you were just using them because you are a phone poster and they come up in suggestions.

Professor X in X-Men always talks to people in their heads. He is a mindreader.

>>704983
that power is something other than mindreading

>>704975
I reckon she lived in Ethiopia.
Not sure where the gold came from, maybe South Africa near Adams Calender. No evidence of their culture because they lived on boats and only made port towns, that are under the water now.
That's a pretty believable tinfoil Afrocentric choofd idea.
Better than any other African one.
Also seen someone say that Zimbabwe was Sheba.
That's a long way to transport gold.
I dunno. I'm not convinced.

>>704972
>>704973
Salvos

>>704979
Listen to me you cunt.

>>704987
what?

Did you hear that in my domineering voice

>>704981
Only the face ones are styled as Solomonic seals.

You won't find anything on Google except terrible tiktok on it or some other meme thing.
I forgot where I heard about it.

>>704992
>terrible tiktok
you can just say tiktok

Probably in my dreams while Dr Sledge plays on repeat.
Images of green lions and bloody arrows. Compasses and squares.

>>704991
💀💀💀

I know someone who was a head pastor or something in the druid society.
Apparently freemasonry used lots of their ideas (that weren't really organised or consistent) as well as kabbalah ideas.
Seriously considering going to a meeting.
The YouTube man I let radicalise and covertly influence me doesn't wear shoes and looks like a back up singer and mandolin player for Van Morrison. They seem pretty hip.
The guy I know used to host big gatherings in the country.
That was pretty much the whole point. Just community building. They seem a bit like hippies but more the organic food type, not the boong.

>>704982
The toilet phone no longer stays in the toilet.

>>704983
Now you're getting it.
I don't like marvel references, but yes.

>>704996
You should go.

one that professes or is held to be able to perceive another's thought without normal means of communication

>>704998
>I don't like marvel references,
Well la-di-da.

>>704999
goodbye you won't be missed

super hero fiction is soy as fuck

>>704995
[x]

>>705004
The plug is in.

>>705005
💡💡💡

>>705005
i doubt you could keep a plug in

>>704999
I think I might.
Have a home made mushroom schnitty with vegan gravy.
Listen to some fellas in beads play one of those Irish drums and a lute.
Talk about food safety and 5g.

>>705000
Professing it makes it Real

>>705007
Heh

>>705010
I was going to say cheese but they might think that's the exploitation of another member of pure energy's global interconnectedness.

>>705012
i'm going to rape you if you keep that up

The word pure doesn't mean anything in the food production.
Same as green.
It's all just marketing, in line with corporate and government compliance regulations which they have a lot of sway over.

It's all blooming lies man

>>705015
The whole freakin' system.

>>705014
i'm going to market your arse

I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

>>705018
get out of my bed

Went out to have a quick cone. Couldnt find shoes so took socks off. It's wet. Knocked and smashed glass goon cup over.

>>705017
The going rate at the moment?

>>705020
you silly bitch

>youtube is pushing some tattoo bullshit
Fucking vile. Tattoos should be outlawed.

>>705023
YouTube recommended me this
It's perfect.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OhutNwbos7Q [Embed]

>>705023
I want a healing symbol on my hip

Picts are boongs.
Painted weirdos

Bamboo socks aren't as good as wool or cotton.

>>705027
I was fine with mine.

Forgot was logged in, sorry.

>>705028
nope

mording
adventure time soon

>>705032
Tea is a relative term.

>>705031
Good morning NEET.

Take a picture for me please.

morning neetbros

>>705035
Good morning NEET.

>>704889
Wasn't this meant to be the homosexual tea edition?

>>704851
>>704852
I suppose it is kind of funny to watch the train derail.

Morn

I heard one of you say good morning back in my head.

>>705041
He's always reading my mind.

>>705039
Good morning NEET.

>>705044
Looking forward to it. It was lonely last night but I did enjoy the replacement moofie and banter.

Womboflix will be showing our cancelled Saturday night movie, Zodiac (2007), on Wednesday.

Meanwhile, tonight we are showing the action packed Pacific Rim (2014) - in a terrified futureworld, spindly-limbed, whale-sized beasts emerge from a Hellmouth on the ocean floor and duke it out with immense robots, each piloted by a pair of humans. Directed by Guillermo del Toro. 7pm AEDT.

>>705045
Thanks. I thought The Raid was actually a really good movie, although quite violent.

>>705045
>>705043
Where is 44?

>>705047
>I thought The Raid was actually a really good movie, although quite violent.
I said it last night. The subtitle version would be. I felt the dub was a let down when hyped moments were dulled by a shitty English voice
>Amazing
Was one line Big Fella highlighted in the chat that was absolutely butchered.

The ending was good as it answered a question I had about why everyone lived in the building in the poster as that wasn't clear until the very end.

The choreography was also very good. It was well performed but not overdone and excessive.

>>705048
Straight into the gape!

>>705050
Nothing out of reach.

Rude bitch.

>>705052
No free cookie with your cuppa?
What a cunt.

>>705050
Some say the gape will continue to expand until it devours all in the known universe.

>>705053
I didn't get a good night last night.

feeling woe'd, might for a walk

Having a west end.

No post NEETs

>>705057
Prole beer.

>>705058
Too many of the NEETs are rude.

>>705060
One NEET went on an adventure.

>>705062
Based.

>>705062
That yellow car is very low to the ground.
Must be very difficult to drive anywhere.

>>705062
Nice.

>>705065
at least you'd get there quickly

>>705065
I wonder if it gets driven anywhere.

>>705062
Hot!

>>705062
Wheres this?

>>705067
kek

>>705070
Claas harvest center SA

>>705072
Kadina?

Home from my excursion in the city. Waiting on my cenno to land. I might just stay on the wagon now.

>>705074
>I might just stay on the wagon now.
Good idea King. Get back into the gym too.

>>705074
Are you trying to convince us or yourself?

>>705073
Could be, I'm only looking at the sign in the third pic.

Cold, temp gauge says 13.1

>>705078
i highly doubt that

i plan on ending austro-hungarian influence in bosnia

possum used to make me play dead while he fucked me

>>705081
Hot!

Internet has been shit lately. Keep needing to reset the router.
Going to make a list of things to do and try to be productive today. Been boonging for too long. I'm going to make my list and then start work as I gradually get Danned.

I had baked beans and eggs

>>705084
I see much flatulence in your future.

>>705083
Sounds like a plan.

I haven't been asleep since 8 yesterday morning.

>>705083
Mine is out too

>>705089
Adelaide? TPG?

>>705083
>Been boonging for too long
I worry some of the gooners will pickle. All the gooners need to cut back, even if it's a little.

>>705089
If you're having dropouts with an asus router there is a whirlpool thread about it.

>>705088
Goodnight NEET.

>>705092
What about dropouts with an arse? Asking for a mate.

Nearly four o'clock and I haven't done anything.

>>705094
>arse
Anus Router

>>705090
iiNet, which is owned by TPG.

I'm definitely not the man I thought I'd be as a boy.

>>705099
I hear this sort of sentiment expressed quite often amongst the depression and misery communities, but I have never been able to relate to it. I can't recall as a child imagining myself in the future at all.

home from adventuring

>>705102
Good to see you back safely.

>>705073
Kadina Oval. There were a little over 600 cars there.

>>705065
>>705068
It's probably on air bag suspension and gets raised for driving.

>>705104
>600 cars
A big gathering.

>>705106
the parade between the three towns took a while

>>705102
welcome back.

>>705103
>>705108
thank you

>>705104
Wow thats a big turn out.

>>705110
THey get a lot of people down there for the week.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05-21/kernewek-lowender-festival-yorke-peninsula/102373682
the middle girl was at the oval gate and said henlo

Please neet fella spare a dolla for a cask

Internet is horrendously slow.

>>705046
I wanted to ask if there will be a movie today. I still uploading Ace Ventura 1. Probably for future downtime.

>>705049
>why everyone lived in the building
NEET commune.
>dub
I try to get everything in original, I was just glad I could find any version of Raid Redemption. On May 25th if everything goes well we stream Solaris, a Soviet sci-fi in original Russian.

>>705111
>The festival includes s, pasty bake-offs
I hope there was some left.

>>705112
Ask them to take a bit out.

>>705115
I ended up getting a fucken yiros because apparently the local pasty merchants couldn't keep up with demand and they just got that fucken paprika nugget villi's stuff in wholesale

>>705080
No prob, we got Kosovo.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=mlVzRjqJCYY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mlVzRjqJCYY [Embed]

also my van yiros had fucken chips in it and cost $18

>>705119
woe

Still haven't done anything today.

>>705120
it tasted okay, was just a stupid thing to do in my opinion

>>705121
Same. Been sleeping without doona sheet and pillow covers for 3 nights now

>>705121
At least you are consistant.

>>705125
kek

>>705124
It has been a couple of months, maybe four or so, since I changed my sheets. I ought to change them.

This one made me think of Monk and his situation. I think many of us can probably relate.

>>705129
iktfn

>>705127
It's time neet, and maybe look around for some new pillows as well.

>>705131
>for some new pillows as well.
Get the ones with the expiry dates.

>>705131
I don't have any pillows on my bed. I've been meaning to buy some for the last six years but I have never gotten around to it. Neetlyfe.

I find Indians repulsive.

I think Sioux and such are pretty cool.

Ok, we'll be screening Pacific Rim (2013) in 1 hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix - 15 minutes before the movie starts, we'll play some of the awesome soundtrack.

possum's gape has been compared to the pacific rim on more than one occasion

>>705139
what a cutie

He is being slandered again.

>>705142
Having a fat day.

>>705143
I'm going to kill you.

Was gonna make some popcorn, but I'm not hungry anymore.

When I go out at night and look up and see a possum overhead on a wire, I worry it's going to poop on me.

>>705136
I will be screening Harry Potter 19 (2023) on my cytu.be channel
https://cytu.be/r/moofiesneetkino at 7 PM ESBT. In this one Harry gets sexy with Delores Umbriage. Actually I'm not sure its actual franchise or maybe its some degenerate reboot, i duno. Rated X.

Some bird was yelling lol

>>705148
Tiffo you boong.

>>705149
A lyre bird?

X rated Harry Potter sounds better.

>>705147
He wouldn't do that, he might pee on you for a laugh though.

What's esbt?

>>705148
>sexy with Delores Umbriage
I want to see the centrefold.

>>705151
Dunno. It was loud.

>>705154
a myth

>>705148
>I will be screening Harry Potter 19 (2023)
Finally.

>>705154
Eastern Seaboard Time

>>705160
Really poor taste to sexualise an animal like that. Gross.

There's nothing playing on Tiffo's fake channel.

>>705163
kek

>>705160
I could do with a rub myself.

There's no movies playing on any of them. Not even endcorner

>>705163
Loool

>>705166
I'm going to see moofies neets movie.

Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

Harry Potter 19 was not quite what I expected, it was kind of repettitive and based around some alterenate fantasy where harry potter is submissive to the headmistress. Of particular kek was the foot in mouth scene and the spanking. Other than that it was too much plot and dialogue and little to no CGI.

2 out of 5 "yes mistresses"

Thanks to everyone who came to Pacific Rim tonight.

Largely hollywood's attempt to do Japanese anime and kaiju movies, Pacific Rim is a silly B-movie given some A-movie direction and production values by none other than Guillermo del Toro. It was a big hit in China, where the biggest foreign films are always about superheroes, dinosaurs or giant robots.
This is the second time I've seen the Pacific Rim, the first time, years ago, I was highly medicated and thought it was a good movie. Now I'm not so sure. One thing I am sure about - it's way too long.

>>705170
>>705171
Thank you.

>>705171
After watching it I srsly consider getting highly medicated.
I avoided watching it for a reason.

>>705173
Tis the season to hit the goon.

This one hit a bit close to home.

>>705175
Living your best life tomorrow?

>>705177
Already planning a binge.

>>705173
Hope you're ready.

>>705178
Big?

>>705179
Champion.

>>705180
Big enough.

>>705182
it never big enough

>>705183
4 inch NEET?

Cruisey did that woman pay back the petrol money?

>>705185
He said she did, but he was probably misleading us.

>>705186
He would not mislead us.

>>704889
Thank you for fresh!

Have a Blessed Day, Neets!

might go to couchbed
been up 17 hours

I am into the reddit /getmotivated/ memes right now but they are not doing it for me. They do not hit as hard and ring as true as the trauma memes.

>>705191
Good night.

This one might be true.

>>705193
Thank you. I got up again briefly to have a 600ml sprite+ with zero sugar and 91mg of caffeine

>>705195
That seems unwise.

>>705196
Being fat is thirsty work

>>705197
A glass of water would have been a better option.

>>705192
facebook-tier

>>705195
Why not an op rum?

>>705192
I have a minor collection of classic courage wolf and co. somewhere I can't find right now. So here's an insanity wolf from knowyourmeme.

Nutella is meant to be pronounced new-tell-uh.

>>705199
Yeah they're not good.

straight from the ground into the mouth and through to the arse

i have a need

my straw from across the room drinks your milk shake

morning neetbros

Fellas gonna lik this game. The actual gameplay starts at 3:36.
https://yewtu.be/watch?v=w2PX81CMmBE
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w2PX81CMmBE [Embed]

Pacific Rim should've been directed by Michael Bay rather than del Toro. There has been a great disturbance in the thread of fate ever since 2013, directly caused by this miscalculation.

>>705209
Good morning NEET.

harumph

>>705210
This video has a little more detail https://youtube.com/watch?v=FaZeOOCLSCc [Embed]

119kg on the scales this morning, first time my weight's been this low since 2017, woohoo!

>>705216
well done neet

>>705216
Congratulations 119KgNEET!

>>705216
Good work mate. Do you have a rough goal in mind?

>>705175
Are you sure you're not exaggerating how close it hit to home?

>>705186
Yes. She said she'd bake me some cookies next time she's down.

>>705202
Nah, tell 'er

>>705211
Two pilots was stupid

>>705216
Very good. Pretty big drop in the last month.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/did-the-abc-throw-stan-grant-under-the-bus-it-s-a-matter-of-opinion-20230521-p5da0b.html
good article shitting on the abc

>>705225
>Decomposers?
kek

Doing a 💩 in the 🚽

Gook Jew Huns

>>705216
Well done.

>>705207
a dirty need

>>705205
The circle of life.

>>705209
>>705212
Morning neets

>>705234
Good morning NEET.

Any Bunnings NEETs know if you can buy bags of Australian flower seeds? I think I'm going to start sprinkling them all around my town and hope they grow.

A lot of money to throw seeds around all willy nilly, never mind.

>>705238
Flowers in the gape of society could beautify it.

>>705239
That was my plan. I don't like how overly sanitised things are.

>>705240
I think native and non-invasive species are going to be more expensive. I would look online and when you find something there should be something similar at Bunnings maybe.

Be careful how you do it as people might complain and report you.

>>705241
I'll rape the dibber dobbers and authorities.

>>705242
Perhaps you can plant those decomposers.

The womboflix movie selection committee is now in session.

The movie list has gotten a bit mixed up over the past few weeks - if I've lost anyone's movie let me know. Otherwise, vote for a movie on the list or nominate a new one to the list:

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Angel Dust (1994)
Last Man Standing(1995)
The Sunset Limited
Outrage(2010)
Kamikaze Taxi (1995)
Captain Phillips (2013)
Chinatown(1974)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Godzilla(2014)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
The Mauritanian
Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
Wasabi
Spiderman
Wag The Dog
Truman Show
F/X
Zulu
Weekend At Bernies
Taxi Driver
Trading Places
BMX Bandits
There Will Be Blood
Synecdoche, New York
Fritz the cat
The Princess Bride
Se7en
The Social network

>>705238
Johnny Poppy-seed

>>705245
Love and Death.

7.7 on imbd

>>705247
Is this another woody allen movie?

>>705249
Its more like a european classic novel.

>>705216
Well done NEET. Good work.

Another shit on-site job where the cunts don’t bother to offer you a glass of water or a cup of coffee or tell you where the toilets are. Staff are all non-whites. Walked a lap of the block but couldn’t find a coffee shop or anything.

>>705252
You're not paid to walk the block.
Or get cups of water.
Or go to the toilet.

Drank too much last night. Badly taxed. Going to go shopping for food. Any suggestions for food to help pay off the tax?
I won't drink tonight and won't drink that heavily for a while.

>>705253
Yeah well fuck cara

I am back from shopping. I bought some cheap economy rump. Made me think of Cruisey.

>>705256
Was it on special?

$50 pumped into the chinaman.
Didnt obey the sytem.

>>705255
Fuck supported housing.

>>705257
Yes. Cheap and very nasty.

>>705258
"The real system has never been tried".

>>705260
Your perspective is ruining it.

>>705258
The spreadsheet has been updated.

>>705261
It has, and works.
I didnt pay attention to how late it was in the day.
Also tried the wtong machines.

>>705251
>>705217
>>705218
>>705224
>>705230
Thanks fellas. Bought some 4xl clothing, feeling sleek and comfy.

>>705219
Below 80kg. I weighed 70kg as a slim teenager.

>>705266
>4xl
You are almost down to human sizes NEET. Keep going, you are looking good.

>>705264
They sell it as surf and turf

>>705268
False. they put it on the specials board and drown it in sauce.

The can of yellow Mother has me feeling good.

Cenno still hasn't come in :(
Slept till 2pm despite my 9:30 alarms
Feeling like I am too stupid to be accepted into the army

>>705269
The only difference is the price.

>>705271
>too stupid to be accepted into the army
Too mentally ill for the military.

Howdy NEEToes, how's it going?

>>705274
Hello.

>>705274
Good afternoon NEET.

Well yourself?

Shower time.

>>705271
Does the Cenno pay say you need to contact them? Strange it hasn't arrived.

>>705278
It says it should be paid tomorrow, but usually its a bit earlier than the listed date

>>705273
😔

>>705278
Maybe they have just started paying his cenno straight to Dan.

>>705274
Hey Shire hope you're going well.

>>705279
>usually its a bit earlier than the listed date
I have never experienced that. Which bank is it?

>>705279
Cenno is normally a midnight thing for me. Maybe you have a better bank. Give them a call if you're desperate and prepared to wait a while.

>>705280
He should get a good family discount if that's the case.

Alcohol is the elixir of life.

>>705283
>midnight
Which bank are you with?

>>705286
It is poison.

>>705288
Only to the unworthy.

>>705282
>>705283
Yeah it usually lands around 2am on a Sunday if I lodge it first thing Friday. I lodged it Saturday morning so was expecting it this morning.
Commbank

>>705276
>>705281
Doing fine

i farted?

mattress on the floor

>>705287
NAB

>>705293
Fitted sheet?

>>705295
it's designed for a larger mattress

Cup of rosehip tea going down the hatch.

>>705297
Is it good?

>>705296
Tuck it under the mattress on the floor.

prrrrrrrrpt