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NEET General #693 - Mindreader Edition NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No. 706880
When you hear his voice in your head, you know what's going down.

Old Thread: >>705887

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.706881 del
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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.706912 del
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>EXCLUSIVE: Read fed up ex-army officer boss's blistering text to her overseas-born staff about their 'dirty' kitchen: 'You live in Australia now... your mother doesn't work here'

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.706913 del
based old slapper

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.706914 del
going to summon a demon later

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.706915 del
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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.706916 del
A poo demon?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.706917 del
>wojack artist
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j7hyb6OzeBE [Embed]

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.706918 del
no something satanic and linux

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.706919 del
>the moment you realise you are the poo demon

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.706921 del
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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.706922 del
What's going down?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.706923 del
That NEET's poo and soon to be mine.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.706924 del
going down to brown town town

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:28 [Preview] No.706925 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.706926 del
going resume work on chuxowary

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.706927 del
bill has arrived

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.706928 del

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.706930 del
Tell him to keep it down and go for a drive. Come back with a vilis wrapper and an empty dare.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.706931 del
Do they pay by the kilogram, asking for a mate?

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:40 [Preview] No.706932 del
Neets, does it seem like there's a lot of building going on? There are 4 house construction sites within about 100m of me, and a dozen more around my neighbourhood. Just seems like a lot.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.706933 del
It's not that simple.
Girth, weight, consistency, handleability, umami and length and all taken into consideration.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.706934 del
The vacancy rates are low across Australia and a lot of people are turning blocks in multiple residential homes. Unless they're a boomer who can afford a double story brick mansion.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.706935 del
You can't find a place to rent for less than $350 pw.
Either have one big house with a yard rented out for $450 or two houses for $350-400 pw.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.706936 del
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NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.706937 del
Tonight we'll be seeing The Mauritanian(2021), a 2021 legal drama film based on the memoir of Mohamedou Ould Slahi, a Mauritanian man who was held for fourteen years (from 2002 to 2016) without charge in the Guantanamo Bay detention camp, a United States military prison.
Unless I've screwed up the encoding on the video, in which case we'll be seeing The Social Network instead.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.706938 del
The hottest ever temperature in Alice Springs of 45.7C is actually below Sydney and Melbourne's hottest days.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.706940 del
These Cambodian cunts don't ask for much

Aside from the compensation, Mr Risby-Jones and the Australian-managed surf resort he was staying at will also have to pay for a cleansing ceremony in the town, which will involve slaughtering a cow.

That's on top of the $25k fine and $5k hospital bill.
Getting mogged by a mong qlder is the best thing that'll ever happen to them.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.706941 del
Concrete and other man-made structures retain the heat.

NEET 05/26/2023 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.706942 del
We shouldn't dwell on the past. RIP.

>These Cambodian cunts don't ask for much
I think they wanted $50k or $60k in total before this agreement. The $25k in compensation was in cash handed over at the meeting, so add a few percentage for transaction fees too.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.706943 del
Stupid fucking embarrassment.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.706944 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.706946 del
your mouth is writing cheques your arse can't catch

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.706947 del
a very low quality post

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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.706952 del
He brought two scrapers and nothing else

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.706953 del
Thank you for this, but you keep doing low res saves.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.706954 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.706955 del
The very best kind.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:47 [Preview] No.706956 del
the deficit will have to go on the gape

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.706957 del
20th hole.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.706958 del
I’m le French hons hons hons

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.706959 del
dissociative episode!

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.706960 del
No flag faggot.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.706961 del
homo neanderthalensis were the superior beings

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.706962 del
do you lot have fragrant cum?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.706963 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.706964 del
bored, might shit myself

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.706965 del
That was staged.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.706966 del
This is Hotdog7 I'm calling in a Willy Pete on Mustard4-90.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.706967 del
I should probably take my coffee jar of coins to the bank.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.706968 del
Post photo of jar please.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.706969 del
Everyone is busy today. I hope you lot aren't Seventh-Day Adventists.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.706970 del
Only on the weekends.

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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.706972 del
That's an impressive jar of coins. I recognise the distinctive moccona coffee jar.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.706973 del
Does the NEET who guesses the correct amount win a prize?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.706974 del
I just save them from the app on my phone whilst laying in bed. I don't get up and onto my desktop until about noon.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.706975 del
I'll try to remember that for if/when I take it to the bank. There's a fair few gold coins in there.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.706977 del
Poo done. Had to give it two flushes to get the big bastard down.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.706978 del
Going to cut my hair. Very long and scruffy round the back. Got a bit of a mullet.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.706979 del
Zoomers seem to be trying to bring back the mullet.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.706980 del
Get the nape cleaned up. It is a jungle back there.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.706981 del
I want to see orangutans in the wild. Partly so I can take photos of them and send them to my sister telling her that I found her real family.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:47 [Preview] No.706982 del
Bill had an egg and bacon roll and a goulash pie for lunch.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.706983 del
Hungarians shouldn't be allowed to have pies.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.706984 del
Bit mean..

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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.706986 del
Up ya bum

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.706987 del
Makes me cum

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.706988 del
I hope you said goodbye to it.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.706989 del
He's a growing lad.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.706990 del
I didn’t pay for his

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.706991 del
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A vile post.

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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:05 [Preview] No.706994 del
Might have a sneaky rum while Bill Is occupied

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.706995 del
i like hairy vaginas

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.706996 del
How hairy?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.706997 del
>off counting the hairs

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.706998 del
Need a shit when Bill has gone

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.706999 del
Possum was critical of a NEET’s genital grooming once.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.707000 del
The pigman is on the road to redemption.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.707001 del
Mummybot found my stash of empty casks

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.707002 del
For why you haven't thrown them out after use?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.707003 del
Weber? Good luck m8.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.707004 del
You're in big trouble now.

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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.707006 del
You're in big trouble now.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.707007 del
I'm going to read for a bit before having a nap. Do any of you want anything?

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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.707010 del
Interesting perspective. The first one or two would be bogged down in copyright issues like this:

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.707011 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.707012 del
>goulash pie
He need the Ragu.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.707013 del
You used the wrong bowl.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.707014 del
30 min nanny nap please.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.707015 del
People will start licking your head.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.707016 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.707017 del
Shes threatening to kick me out if I don't get linked in with some kind of mental health service again

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.707018 del
Do it. Your other mum should have a few psychs on speed dial.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:51 [Preview] No.707019 del
Not doing it. Nothing wrong with me

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.707020 del
Yes there is

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:56 [Preview] No.707021 del
Let the beetroot hit the floor
Let the beetroot hit the floor
Let the beetroot hit the floor
Let the beetroot hit the
*doink doink*

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.707022 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.707023 del
Call her bluff - threaten to sell your bussy on the street if she kicks you out.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.707024 del
Explain to her >>706168

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.707025 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.707026 del
Ask her if she’s a staunch nigga

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:18 [Preview] No.707028 del
Misgender the tranny

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.707029 del
High Speed Monk has driven his life in the completely wrong direction.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:28 [Preview] No.707030 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.707031 del
With a u-turn and a higher speed, he can turn it around. It's do-able.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:34 [Preview] No.707032 del
He will do a burnout next.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.707033 del
Bill has gone. I made him drive me through the bottle-o

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:37 [Preview] No.707034 del
How close to complete are the renovations? How many more days of work?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.707035 del
Cooking onions.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.707036 del
He's warming up the tyres for his next high speed adventure.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.707037 del
Probably a few more months. Making good progress on the laundry and toilet now.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.707038 del
>a few more months

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.707039 del
Should peel off tattoos.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:47 [Preview] No.707040 del
Do you have any idea how much work needs to be done to fix an entire house that received no maintenance for about 40 years? It's also a house that is being lived in and is full of furniture and bullshit and the owner has to give the appearance of working occasionally Monday to Friday, so fuck all gets done during the week.

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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.707042 del
Vexatious NEETs

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:52 [Preview] No.707043 del
Cheesed to meet you.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:55 [Preview] No.707044 del
Movie tonight.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.707045 del
We should all buy cowboy hats and some toy revolvers.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.707046 del
>The Mauritanian

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.707047 del
might have that poo now

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.707048 del
My bottom had barely made contact with the toilet seat when it started crowning

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.707049 del
I stole $30,000,000 of UN supplies once.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.707050 del
Laughs in Ukrainian

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.707051 del
I did that in South Sudan.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.707052 del
WWIII is going to be the largest blood ritual since WWII.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.707053 del
That’s a lot of fried chicken and waddymelon

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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.707055 del
It was all medical supplies.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.707056 del
Whoa, that's like... deep and stuff.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.707057 del
Like… totally

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.707058 del
I sold a NEET's organs to the Chinese as a prank once. He was sooooo mad.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.707059 del
but not for long

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.707060 del
I have been thinking recently that they might've been

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.707061 del
They might've been what?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.707062 del
Milking the Wobbo of all he can.
You should get a nose ring.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.707063 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.707064 del
It was hatching its escape plan from you.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.707065 del
Need to work out how to fix my hair.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.707066 del
Oh my.
You know sisterbot is going to hear about this.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.707067 del
Shave it off.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.707068 del
i want to suck on some cow nipples

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.707069 del
Bat won't buy any mongsters. Only lucozade.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.707070 del
Misgender the tranny.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.707071 del
Severely woed. Terminal no gf feels.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.707072 del
Possum will put on a wig for you.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.707073 del
Same. I just want someone to be nice to me.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.707074 del
It's because of how the planets align.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.707075 del
It would suit him.

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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.707077 del
I hope so. 300 million people is plenty enough.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.707078 del
I want a Russian woman to verbally abuse me.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.707079 del
>he thinks it's only going to be 300 million

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.707080 del
I support the club of Rome and all its endeavours.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.707081 del
You should do things for others. Because.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.707082 del
Had a post about Neanderthals in my head but had to write stuff about potential meteors and the younger dryas and how living in caves would have been beneficial and that sapiens probably did violently relocate them to take their caves. Maybe.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.707083 del
Top knot

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.707084 del
You just know.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.707085 del
Do you want to talk about it?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.707086 del
I know I won't.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.707087 del
Not right now, but thank you for being there for me. *hugs*

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.707088 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.707089 del
hugs are good, you neanderthal

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.707090 del
Give her a medal.

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My mother always reminds me about things from my childhood. Or brings items like old toys out that she found somewhere thinking she is giving me a treat by showing me.
She has no idea that I feel sick looking at it all. That my memory of everything was poisoned by the abuse. No clue.
Where is that hug?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.707092 del
I need that hug.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.707093 del
Endchan has no white flag.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.707094 del
>She has no idea
People should be vocal about shit. Then they would have an idea.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.707095 del
They don't listen. They can't be told.

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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.707097 del
Like my family minimising the abuse my stepdad put me through, or acting like him being a prick to them is even remotely as bad as the shit he put me through when I was a kid. They say they know what I went through when there's absolutely no way they could.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.707098 del
It's just their moms echoing in their heda. They should stop listening to her.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.707099 del
orange red

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.707100 del
Another lonely saturday night. Thank god we've at least got movie nights.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.707101 del
Yes and that way you get abused twice. The first time when it happens, and then again when they minimise it and/or deny it. Traps you in it forever.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.707102 del
I'd look forward to them lately for that reason.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.707103 del
When I finally leave this town I plan on gradually cutting my contact down with them to the bare minimum.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.707104 del
Going to the gym in a few hours. First time in exactly two weeks. I will suffer for my boonging.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.707105 del
Good on you for going NEET.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.707106 del
I'll be heading off at around 10pm, my early dinner was a bit heavy.

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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.707108 del
I don't see how that could be dangerous.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.707109 del
I in no way hold it against her, but I think a part of my issue with my sister is that she is my stepdad's daughter. So there's always going to be that lingering between our relationship, even though she's at least somewhat aware of his true nature.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.707110 del
That sort of bomb you would just remove the blasting caps from the sticks of gelignite.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.707112 del
They're decoys. The bomb can't be defused.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.707113 del
porn suggests you should fuck her

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.707114 del
Fuck off Jew.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.707115 del
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Ok neets, we'll be screening The Mauritian (2021) in 1 hour on womboflix. 20 minutes before that, we'll be showing a documentary on the zodiac killer, to complement the movie we saw a few days ago. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.707116 del
i dun did didly did it

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.707117 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:14 [Preview] No.707118 del
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another saturday night sitting alone in the shed drinking and listening to music by myself

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.707119 del
I am here for you NEET. You're not alone.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.707120 del
Women are evil and I hate them, but I want one to be nice to me and give me hugs.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.707121 del
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Trauma isn't real

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.707122 del
>Women are evil and I hate them
Thanks Trev.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.707123 del
He's a junkie.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.707124 del
and raised a vile whore daughter and also is fraud who uses a lot of word salad to say nothing

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.707125 del
>raised a vile whore daughter
That's every woman. Things will be better once we make it through this test world.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.707127 del
>this test world
How do you pass?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.707128 del
I genuinely have no idea. I think stuff like overcoming our own shortfalls from a combination of nature and nurture and trying to give more than we take from the universe is a good start. I've only made so much progress, though.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.707129 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.707130 del
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Thinking of growing a beard so I can look more like my new hero the critical drinker

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.707131 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.707132 del
Critical Monk.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.707133 del
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It would suit you.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.707134 del
I am perturbed.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.707135 del
I was thinking the other day about growing a moustache.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.707136 del
I told you I seen it and the space ship Jason bourne gets rescued by is piloted by a mexican. No thanks.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.707137 del
Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.707138 del
Sounds painful.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.707139 del
can we watch something more based? I vote for something star trek.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.707140 del
I barely lasted 5 seconds.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.707141 del
I hope you cherish that memory.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.707142 del
There is no shame in that NEET.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.707143 del
Whoever picked that movie has shit taste.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.707144 del
Is DMT easy to get in Australia?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.707145 del
Hungry. Not at home, no food.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.707146 del
Are there any bins nearby?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.707147 del
I believe it is synthesised pretty easily, which makes me think it is.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.707148 del
Find the nearst kfc and go out the back to the skip bin and have a look in it for a feed, just keep an eye out for anyone behind you.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.707149 del
I may as well have spent my life in guitanamo bay, I never do anything.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.707150 del
You can't hear or see NK until it's too late.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.707151 del
I wonder if taking a bunch in my current mental state could cause me to just permanently check out of this universe.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.707152 del
All you hear is that heavy breathing in your ear as he leans over your frozen body.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.707153 del
I wonder if I should just move to another city.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.707154 del
a few seconds could feel like an eternity
tread lightly

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:09 [Preview] No.707155 del
I don't know anyone, so I won't be able to get any anyway.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.707156 del
>heavy breathing

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.707157 del
I'm gonna do something with my life, starting tomorrow.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.707158 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.707159 del
If I save $500 of each NEETbux payment for the next 12 months then I should have an extra 13k on top of the savings I already have. My cost of living is pretty much just cover the internet every month and a few other things.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.707160 del
I will look after that money for you NEET. DM me we will set-up a transfer schedule.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.707161 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.707162 del
I will not touch that money. It's to help me escape my town.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.707163 del
Is that Jack Black?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.707164 del
Complex investment strategy?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.707165 del
Yes, a complex tetrahedron.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.707166 del
You or her;

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.707167 del
It's all Freudian

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.707168 del
At the gym. No motivation.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.707169 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.707170 del
Listen to some pumpin' music.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.707171 del
First set done. Feeling much better about it.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.707172 del
Good meme use.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.707173 del
Good work NEET.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.707174 del
The common wattle (acacia aroma) has a large amount of it in it.
Put the pollen in a capstan tin and leave it for a month or so.
It'll turn to orange sap looking shit that you can smoke through a crack pipe.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.707175 del
You just rinse it and then it is good for reuse.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.707176 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.707177 del
You will poison me.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.707178 del
>smoke through a crack pipe
End stage.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.707179 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.707180 del
>capstan tin
Or a tiffin.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.707181 del
The electric Leprechauns only want to play

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.707182 del
A great decision must be made.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.707183 del
I am going to miss you when you're gone.

The character in a moofie was in an end stage arc too. >>707178

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.707184 del
Those magic mushrooms are looking dry.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.707185 del
might have a can of solo

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.707186 del
Too close to bed time.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.707187 del
Don't drink it alone.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.707188 del
He potentially could toot one more instrument.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.707189 del
lots of boongs at the footy in darwin

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.707190 del
Deadly drunk sister girls afterwards too

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.707191 del
too late i've had a sip

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.707192 del
solo is 50 years old this year

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.707193 del
heat rub on my penis

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.707194 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.707195 del
I like it.
Vix is better than deep heat.
I like that cold burn.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.707196 del

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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.707199 del
Rocks on the surface of the moon are older than the age of the earth.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.707200 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.707201 del
Meaning it formed before our planet.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.707202 del
The moon was a separate planet, only remembered now as the garden of Eden.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.707203 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.707204 del
Did the needful and I assume didn't get his phone. Poor smelly bastard.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.707205 del
imagine if half the people making youtube videos for views actually did anything remotely fucking useful

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.707206 del
They could be with Sir pumping out the dam.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.707207 del
8 slices of heavily buttered thick cut cafe style raisin toast for second dins

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.707208 del
Executive feed.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.707209 del
It's wonderful how many people can be not just fed but ensure to live very well without the need for their productive work (or even the illusion of it). Wealth unprecedented in history.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.707210 del
Apparently AI and automation is going to make it even more the case.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.707211 del
It's the season for feeds like that. I remember when my mum used to make me raisin toast for breakfast before school and I'd watch Cheez TV while she'd warm my uniform up in the dryer for me.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.707212 del
I hate that Harry faggots face so god damn much, he should be Diana'd.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:46 [Preview] No.707213 del
>warm my uniform up in the dryer for me
Good service.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.707214 del
She was a good woman, deserved much more than what she got from this world. I need to try and make up for the world losing her.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.707215 del
Time to get ready for the gym, the place should be clearing out around now.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:51 [Preview] No.707216 del
What's next?
Now we'll have a bunch of people that aren't needed for anything.
They are consumers can keep the numbers up and growing by consuming.
But when it will be realized that actual consumption can be safely replaced by virtual consumption no need to really consume, just make the numbers grow on paper, in practice the only difference is trash being created as the result of consumption, and we go green, no? they won't need all these people anymore.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.707217 del
Fucking come on doggies

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.707218 del
Big multi?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.707219 del
that can of solo has left me wanting more solo

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.707220 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.707221 del
Have a solo.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.707222 del
i dont have any more

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.707223 del
Just a regular bet on a win. Dogs were guaranteed almost. Still couldn't get a win. I can't win at anything. Woe

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.707224 del
Have a Blessed Weekend Neets!

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.707225 del
Thanks, Bro!

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:05 [Preview] No.707226 del
The self pity act doesn't suit you King. Man up.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.707227 del
Soylent green.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.707228 del
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Chasing Weber.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.707229 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.707230 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.707231 del
good morning neets. yesterday was a very good day. a local grocery delivery service was running a promo where you put a code and get 10 euros on your account, but they forgot to stop it from being used on more than one account.

i managed to snag like 600 dollars worth of wine, beer and alcohol before they shut it down. good stuff

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.707232 del
Good work CzechNEET.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.707233 del
Had a big feed and a tall glass of milk. Resisted the urge to get on the goon. Bottleo closes in four minutes. Going to avoid it!

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.707234 del
Good work NEET. What did you feed on?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.707235 del
Might have a goon

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.707236 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.707237 del
Back from the gym, going to boil myself a couple of eggs.
Hope you have a good weekend as well.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.707238 del
Which exercises did you do at the gym?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.707239 del
Dumbbell chest press, chest fly, shoulder press, dumbbell shrug, tricep pulldown, leg extension, leg curl and bicep curl.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:46 [Preview] No.707240 del
Tomorrow night is going to be more back focused.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.707241 del
Big workout.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 13:52 [Preview] No.707242 del
Blow out.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.707243 del
I only deadlifted and overhead pressed tonight, and only for two sets each. I feel a lot better though having gone at all. It was my first time in two weeks and I haven't deadlifted in about a month due to my Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander status.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.707244 del
You did well NEET. Ease back into it.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.707245 del
Thanks neet. The psychological reward is massive in any case. I feel much happier and optimistic after lifting.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.707246 del
Remember that feeling NEET, remind yourself of it when your aboriginal side starts lying to you again.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.707247 del
I need find a way to restart my existence. Too many lost years

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.707248 del
what year would you like to go back to neet?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 20:10 [Preview] No.707249 del
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NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 20:24 [Preview] No.707250 del
>Australia must recognise Indian vocational and university graduates as “holding the comparable AQF qualification for the purposes of admission to higher education” AND "holding comparable Australian qualifications for the purposes of general employment".
No employer ever would.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.707251 del
Yesterday, today was tomorrow

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:22 [Preview] No.707252 del
Dirty nuggets

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.707253 del
Don't eat them.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.707254 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.707255 del
kek, good story.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.707256 del
>I can't win at anything.
The realisation will come soon.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.707257 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.707258 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.707259 del
Good morning NEET.

>but they forgot to stop it from being used on more than one account.
>i managed to snag like 600 dollars worth of wine, beer and alcohol before they shut it down. good stuff

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.707260 del
>Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander status.
Sorry day was on Friday.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.707261 del
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life is good
for now

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.707262 del
having a sausage roll and a choggy doughnut before bill arrives

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.707263 del
I like that glass

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.707264 del
Absolutely based.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.707265 del
Breakfast of Champions.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 21:58 [Preview] No.707266 del
thank you friends
is this place considered as social media?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.707267 del
>is this place considered as social media?
Some NEETs check-in occasionally.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.707268 del
You's are likes

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.707269 del
Good morning NEETs.
Unpleasant dream woke me early.
I could not get back to sleep. All the mental poison had risen to the surface in the wake of the dream.
Have to spend the morning tamping it back down.
What a life.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.707270 del
Very impressive. What a boss.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.707271 del
Good morning NEET.

>Have to spend the morning tamping it back down.
Long wank?

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.707272 del
I am in a mental crisis.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:21 [Preview] No.707273 del
You should stop wanking in the morning.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:34 [Preview] No.707275 del
He just makes everything worse. An evil man, like Cruisey.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:36 [Preview] No.707276 del
>An evil man
He may be the man you need.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.707277 del
One NEET has suggested that waiting for a realisation of their dignity could be a solution.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.707278 del

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:40 [Preview] No.707279 del
Well done.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.707280 del
Morning neet.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.707281 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.707282 del
Many such cases

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.707283 del
Failed to get dressed, got the sads.

NEET 05/27/2023 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.707284 del
Rock a dressing gown instead.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.707285 del
Arthur Gorrie Correctional Centre

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 00:08 [Preview] No.707286 del
what are you wearing big boy?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.707287 del
I think he is naked.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.707288 del
His apron is hiding some of it.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.707289 del
hairy bagina

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.707291 del
Severely woed

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:05 [Preview] No.707292 del
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They are saying on 4chan that he has trooned out. "Tech Shrek" they call him.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:06 [Preview] No.707293 del
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NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.707295 del
Honda Man
5 minutes ago
im not sure this is going to help you win more sporting events bro

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.707296 del
had a hotdog coffee

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.707297 del
Weber no!!!

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:22 [Preview] No.707298 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.707299 del
Do you suck the coffee up through the hot dog?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.707300 del
Went with Emily instead of Fiona

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.707301 del
use left over hotdog water

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.707302 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.707303 del
Interesting flavour combination.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.707304 del
Imagine boiling hotdogs instead of grilling them

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.707305 del
The Jews use porn to draw power from the souls it corrupts.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.707306 del
imagine eating that goy slop in the first place

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.707307 del
I installed a 5G tower next to a NEET's house once.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:19 [Preview] No.707308 del
Nobody much liked that NEET anyway

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.707309 del
The brain tumor actually improved his attitude.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.707310 del
11.52 and Bill has not mentioned lunch.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.707311 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.707312 del
can a more experienced neet tell me about vaginas?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:31 [Preview] No.707313 del
Triangle nostrils.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:35 [Preview] No.707314 del
I want to fart in a Jew's face, let it know what it's ancestors went through.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.707315 del
I think I will buy a second executive mixing bowl, just in case they stop making them and next time when I need to replace it there will not be any.
I have learned from experience to do this. If you find something that is quality and works well you should stock up, especially when they are on sale.
I have been admiring the new mixing bowl ever since it was delivered. I think I will get the next one in a different colour.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.707316 del
Tell us a mixing bowl tale, please.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.707317 del
Too much of a pussy to kill myself, I might try getting a job in a Chinese factory.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.707318 del
They would not hire lazy white piggu.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.707319 del
Do you want to hear about the emergency mixing bowl and the blocked toilet?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.707321 del
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Answer my questions:
Whats the moofie tonight and is it better than deadpool II?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:53 [Preview] No.707322 del
>is it better than capeshit

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:54 [Preview] No.707323 del
Yes please.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.707324 del
We’re in the Lizbef food court. Bill is complaining the carvery charged him $21 for a plate of roast beef and veg and chips and gravy.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:06 [Preview] No.707325 del
Ask him if he's gonna cry.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.707326 del
We’re home now. He almost licked the plate clean.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.707327 del
Is Bill retarded or at least a bit slow? I've been meaning to ask for a while now.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.707328 del
Neither Bill or my sister are particularly bright, put it that way.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.707329 del
I'm getting sleepy.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.707330 del
Please tell me they never bred.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.707331 del
Money pits.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.707332 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.707333 del
You are working him too hard.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.707335 del
I will get about half an hour of sleep then get hit with an intense wave of anxiety over something I'm not aware of then I'll be up until two the next morning. I pray to God every time I go to sleep that I will not wake up, but he just ignores me. Clearly I'm destined to fulfill a purpose for him or he'd bless me with that simple wish. It's probably something like outlasting certain relatives but I seriously need to find a purpose in life. Going for that 30 minute nap.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.707336 del
Having a nashi pear and some strawberrys.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.707337 del
Remember yesterday when Weber posted that he was going to summon a demon and mentioned Linux?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.707338 del
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Tonight on womboflix we'll be showing The Social Network (2010) - a biographical drama film directed by David Fincher and written by Aaron Sorkin, based on the 2009 book The Accidental Billionaires by Ben Mezrich. It portrays the founding of social networking website Facebook. 7pm AEDT

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.707339 del
Liveleak NEET

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.707340 del
Do charity bins accept computer games as donations?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:34 [Preview] No.707341 del
They are inanimate objects m8, they don't have the capacity to accept or not accept anything. If it fits in then it is in, and you walk away.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.707342 del
Weber threw a bunch of asbestos from his renovations in one of them once.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.707343 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.707344 del
>I have been admiring the new mixing bowl ever since it was delivered.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.707345 del
Bill's paint roller is squealing like a bad car brake

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.707347 del
Buy him a new one at Bunnings next time and tell him to leave it there.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.707348 del
Bill farted in the living room and didn't apologise once

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.707349 del
DeeDee Megadoodoo

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.707350 del
Slosh ma gosh dosh

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.707351 del
What does step 3 mean no?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.707352 del
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NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.707353 del
Possum you’d better get over here Cruisey is in the stocks again and I think they have rotten fruit coming

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.707354 del
Big charities usually don't because they can't verify if the disk works or if they're malware or some shit burnt onto it. They also get smashed in the bins.

Don't use the bins unless you have to, take the shit to the actual depot or the local op shop.

Its to crisp the pastry, if you cook it in the foil the moisture can't get out and the pastry will be soggy

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.707355 del
lol I never thought about deliberately giving malware to poor people

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.707356 del
It actually happens a lot, and 9/10 times the "malware" will be ponzi scheme marketing or jehovas witness shit.
These guys do shit you'd never even think about and often they work somewhere within the organization.
They sew shit into clothes then donate them, come into stores and put papers inside the books, they disguise marketing material as instruction books for specific products then double side tape them onto the box, they'll try to steal internal mailing and customer contacts.
People know how pajeet steals customer data and sells is to scamers, well jehovas and MLM fags do the exact same thing.

When you compare it to shoplifting it starts to make sense, and it's a big part of the reason big charities exist.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.707357 del
heard a heap of banging coming from the spare room and went to look and it was Bill smashing the new $1000 custom made venetian blind into it's support brackets with a hammer

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.707358 del
Its what it needed.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.707359 del
slip it in me gash, m8

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.707360 del
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NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.707361 del
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More gooderer.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.707362 del
thinking a cheeky fiver on them crows

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.707363 del
Bet on Big Tex. 5+ goals.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.707365 del
It looks okay. Salvaged.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.707366 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.707367 del
Just rinse it off.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.707368 del
Brisbane to lead 1-12 half time
Crows to win 1-39

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.707369 del
>or jehovas witness shit.
High Pozz infection.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.707370 del
You've blown it.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.707371 del
The Bill tax has arrived this weekend.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.707372 del
At the best establishment too.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.707373 del
Was/Is a Quiche Lorraine?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.707374 del
Turned out ok in the end.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.707375 del
Best A

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.707376 del
You clearly didn't follow the instruction about turning the foil tray upside down or the ms paint version of same

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.707377 del
Could have done it yourself

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.707378 del
I intended to after he had gone and I'd had a chance to clean the glass and vacuum the dust off the frame.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.707379 del
The uni has been really busy lately.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.707380 del
Talk to the girl ones. Touch they boobies.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.707382 del
what should I have for dinner now bill has gone?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.707383 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.707384 del
Nothing. Start a water fast. Get your health back on track.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.707385 del
you're funny

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.707386 del
>Uh, think of something smart to say. What would a professional say? Umm...uh... is that a stapler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ... That doesn't sound right

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.707387 del
>suck my cock in the stationery cupboard, you dumb dog

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.707388 del
How much caffeine do neets have? I know webby loves his mondsters.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.707389 del
probably 500-600mg a day
I only need it until about mid-afternoon, then I switch to booze.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.707390 del
I make my coffees with two tea spoons of the coles organic instant coffee. I have six to eight cups a day.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.707391 del
When did the Southern Belle switch from being spicy to just plain chicken and mayo?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:09 [Preview] No.707392 del
Chat GPT says that is nearly 1000mg.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.707393 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.707394 del
Boiger X
My question was for Cruisedog.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.707395 del
Pouring my third glass of moscato.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.707396 del
Drink of champions.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.707397 del
about 70mg

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.707398 del
This stings because I was the only white guy in my class.

Whats the moofie tonight?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.707399 del
Many such cases.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.707400 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.707401 del
Tex Porker

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.707402 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.707404 del
This makes no sense and you know it.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.707405 del
Another munted bet
Fuck me. Getting gooned tonight

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.707406 del
What day does she want you to move out?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.707407 del
Good question.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.707408 del
Not sure. She reiterated that I need to this afternoon. Told me to call daddybot but I haven't yet

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.707409 del
I might get into baking.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.707410 del
>Tex Porker
>makes no sense

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.707411 del
I might get into wanking.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.707412 del
Tray of lamingtons please.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.707413 del
Does the tranny have a job, or does it live there under a different set of charity rules?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.707414 del
Tray of used cum socks please.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.707415 del
he's a greedy pig of the football
always taking it and not letting others kick a goal

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.707416 del
Going to try shortbread bikkies first.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.707417 del
>Does the tranny have a job

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.707418 del
Misgender it.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.707419 del
shortbread can be a bit temperamental

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.707420 del
dead name it

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.707421 del
Just like NEETs so it's a fitting beginning.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.707422 del
YouTube mods and Minus Dick Tips mods were working overtime today with all the trolling of Tech Fiona's video.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.707423 del
Poor Weber.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.707424 del
>Tech Fiona's video.
That's a man.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.707425 del
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We'll be playing The Social Network (2010) in 1 hour. 15 minutes before that we'll have some music. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.707426 del
gonna put my trackies on and open some wine

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.707427 del
A character just died in the show I'm watching.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.707428 del
Cum stained?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.707429 del
I bet Monk's tranny stepdad has a white collar office job somewhere. Maybe the local council.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.707430 del
little crunchy around the front crotchical area

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.707431 del
Unable to ever be fired or demoted again.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.707432 del
It was too complicated

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.707433 del
like that nugget in the us recently that was late for work 56 times in one year and claimed she got sacked because she was black and won something like $11m USD

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.707434 del
You could have done it a few years ago. You have damaged your brain.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.707435 del
He's cooked.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.707436 del
where is my shoe?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.707437 del
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Whats up with these gay films you picked this weekend? Did you overdo the soy this week?

I'm going to watch some gamer streams on youtube instead at least that will be slightly less gay.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.707438 del
a very low quality post, i'm sure the movie neets will be glad not to have you there

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.707439 del
on your foot

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.707440 del
Big green shed job

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.707441 del
which one? i don't want to bend over with that neet near me

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.707442 del
We screen the movies neets vote for (mostly). What did you vote for?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.707443 del
How much do you want to be he didn't vote?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.707444 del
Can you start saying the actual time of the movie screening? I always have to change to relative time to check when

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.707445 del
Relative time is best time.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.707446 del
It's always 6.30 BEST A time or 7.00 faggot time

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.707447 del
I think 3 people did vote, but I can only show 2 movies, so the third person's movies have to wait until next week.
7pm AEDT

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.707448 del
I blew my nose that hard I farted.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.707449 del
I gave you my opinion on all of the moofies on that list. I dont remember this one being on that list.
I'll kill you

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.707450 del
Might need to ask him if they have a spot for you to sleep.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.707451 del
>he didn't even vote

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.707452 del
I wanted to watch Sisu.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.707453 del
more like Sissy you big poof

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.707454 del
its gay. The cartoon nazis act all retarded and the tank is an afghanistan 1.0 T-72.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.707455 del
pulled out some ear wax

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.707456 del
Big glob?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.707457 del
2 more weeks

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.707458 del
moderate size

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.707459 del
light or dark wax?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.707460 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.707461 del
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NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.707462 del
Exciting, high pressure footy. Three quarter time. Carn Crows, carn Big Tex.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.707463 del
I revoke my vote for Sisu. I would not turn up if it was put on anyway.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.707464 del
Make a candle.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.707465 del
longest game ever
I'm sure I made a tex porker comment 3 hours ago

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.707466 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching the founding story of facebook: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.707467 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.707468 del
Big bad Tex.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.707469 del
I wish I could buy Monk alcohol.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.707470 del
You should start a Crowd source fund to buy him a van.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.707471 del
he needs an onlyfans

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.707472 del
I just want to get him drunk for my own entertainment.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.707473 del
This >>707471 could facilitate such a transaction.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.707474 del
bibeo bames

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.707475 del
Beat woe.
Got dressed because of the goad, went shopping, cleaned up the yard, did washing, did dishes, prepped meals, going to vacuum and clean up some vile things

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.707476 del
What goad?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.707477 del
Well done NEET. Goading is the key to motivating the NEETs.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.707478 del
All is not hopeless.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.707479 del
Well done.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.707480 del
Double black coffee.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.707481 del
You're in luck

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.707482 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.707483 del
Stop being a faggot.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.707484 del
Syringe injected?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.707485 del
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Feed time, once I cut the spuds I put a heap of garlic butter on top of them.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.707486 del
Looks good.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.707487 del
Healthy feed, well done NEET

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.707488 del
Very nice.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.707489 del
The joke is that Olive is from Texas and another neet keeps saying she is getting fat.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.707490 del
What wine? I'm still on the moscato from before. Fell asleep like a boong lol.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.707491 del
She is.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.707492 del
Good neet. The presentation is simple yet elegant. Wish I could have it.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.707493 del
More proof he's an Alien (mute the audio)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dnatul3vQOg [Embed]

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.707494 del
I'm not watching that.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.707495 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.707496 del
Very healthy

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.707497 del
I had some sardines on toast and some mashed avocado on toast, which I felt was quite healthy.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.707498 del
>Saverin and Elaine Andriejanssen, an Indonesian national of Chinese descent, became engaged on March 27, 2014, and were married on June 25, 2015.[30][31]
>Saverin renounced his U.S. citizenship in September 2011,[33][34] thereby avoiding an estimated US$700 million in capital gains taxes. This generated media attention and controversy.[5][35][36] Saverin stated that he renounced his citizenship because of his "interest in working and living in Singapore",[37] and denied that he left the U.S. to avoid paying taxes.[33]

Smart scheming Jew. Maybe he ended up with that hot gook after all

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.707499 del
I finished a 2021 Pepperjack Shiraz (Saltram Wines). Onto my second glass of a Glenmorangie 12yo

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.707500 del
She is not you fuck

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.707501 del
Come to think of it, Zuck has a gook too

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.707502 del
Nah, she has posted sufficiently revealing photos for a sufficiently long time now. She isn't getting fat.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.707503 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.707504 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.707505 del
You're just being foolish.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.707506 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.707507 del
That was mentioned in the banter

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.707508 del
I am requesting that you be banned.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.707509 del
Stop being so sensitive.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.707510 del
How do you like your coffee? Orally?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.707511 del
There's no other way to drink it.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.707512 del
The coffee enema meme was a terrible Nuro-tier meme.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.707513 del
jewish male/asian female pairings are very common

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.707514 del
He use to gape his morning cuppa. RIP.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.707515 del
>Nuro-tier meme
It wasn't merely nuro-tier, it was nuro. Think of all the stupid shit neets have done and then consider that no other neet has ever shoved coffee up his arse or shit in a pan and fried it.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.707516 del
It all started by accident as well. He was just trying to shoplift a tin of blend 43 in the usual way but the tin broke. After that it was too late; he had become an addict.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.707517 del
Going to go drop an abominably large poo.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.707518 del
The Pan Incident was performance art.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.707519 del
What van are we fundraising towards for Monk?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.707520 del
Fried out kombi.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.707521 del
What's its top speed?

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.707522 del
It's immobile.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.707523 del
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smart, he can't have any more accidents that way

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.707524 del
Have a Blessed day Neets!

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.707525 del
switched back to 6 coffees today, after having been at 4 for a week or two. I felt better, but I'm awake at 11pm when normally I'd have gone to bed by 9.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.707526 del
That was not me fella
I think it was FIFO

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.707527 del
That fake ass photo and shitty meme.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.707528 del
You too.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.707529 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tKbHqxI7VFA [Embed]

This is the kind of youtuber greggo wanted to be

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.707530 del
I may have tendonitis.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.707531 del
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stay frosty

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.707532 del
lock and load, operator
Special Operations NEET Detachment.
New Engagement and Extraction Tactics

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.707533 del
Thank you

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.707534 del
Fuck off, seppo.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.707535 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c3F8kLoazGg [Embed]
Still the best 80s song.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.707536 del
going bed
nighty night noots

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.707537 del
Sleep tight

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.707538 del
nighty night pumpkin boy
ill be in there with you soon to crawl up together and show you my worm
tehe hope im not so cold I wake you :o

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.707539 del
Could eat.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.707540 del
Imagining a hotdog roll with thick mushy peas and sea shanties in it.
Dipped in beef bone broth.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.707541 del
Thats gross cunt
I wouldnt wind a parma with you but ;)

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.707542 del
A juicy chicken one with crisp batter and some mushroom gravy on the side for chips, curry egg salad and cauli bake from the salad bar and $8.50 imp pints of pale.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:19 [Preview] No.707543 del
And no ham on it.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.707544 del
Crisp banter with no harm on it.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.707545 del
Two paper towels, 90 secs on each side

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:32 [Preview] No.707546 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wgkrsXJmSyY [Embed]

Weber boig review

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.707547 del
He gave the southern belle 8.9
Although paid full price for it

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.707548 del
The Southern Belle has changed though and you ignored my question

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.707549 del
What question?
Their chips have changed too.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.707550 del
Might get up and have a can of mondster

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.707551 del
It used to be spicy and now it’s just plain chicken and mayo

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 17:52 [Preview] No.707552 del
normies walk around pretending they didnt want funerals illegal and qr code sign ins mandatory

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.707553 del
sup nignogs

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 21:48 [Preview] No.707554 del
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morning neets, spent the night in hospital, thought I had myocarditis from the covid booster I got 2 weeks ago, but the doctors don't think so

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 21:49 [Preview] No.707555 del
mording neet
glad you didn't die

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.707556 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.707557 del
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NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.707558 del
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NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.707559 del
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NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.707560 del
Glad you're ok neet.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.707561 del
Thanks Trev.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.707562 del
Need to buy some more chux. Might get some scones.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.707563 del
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I've been on the Internet again

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.707564 del
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that second hamster bollocks was supposed to be this

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.707566 del
Tasty Asian meal

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.707567 del
Wrong one but that bloke is good too.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.707568 del

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.707569 del
Get your hand off it!

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.707570 del
It's mong time.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KrXp3Ch8aYw [Embed]

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.707571 del
Lunch video sorted. Thanks.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 23:14 [Preview] No.707572 del
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NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.707573 del
I got some more chux and six scones and some samboy chips and some brioche buns and some pulled pork and some bbq sauce and some mondsters

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.707574 del
Good morning my kittens.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.707575 del
The essentials.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.707576 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 05/28/2023 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.707577 del
feed is sorted

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.707578 del
I think the kitten poster is you know

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.707579 del
I know.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.707580 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.707581 del
Rinse instructions.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.707582 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.707583 del
I closed the tab as soon as the guy started talking.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.707584 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.707585 del
I love her hips.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.707586 del
Bought some cetaphil

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.707587 del
Big moisturising session coming up?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.707588 del
My skin gets dry in winter.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.707590 del
post more you dirty fart munchers

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.707591 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.707592 del
You need a kitty to rub it in now.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.707593 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.707594 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.707595 del
Banana on toast for second lunch.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.707596 del
I finished off my scones.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.707597 del
hotel bathroom cooking

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:44 [Preview] No.707598 del
The Fedex man needs to hurry up so I can shit.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.707599 del
Did you put some jam on them?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.707600 del
just butter
if I buy a jar of jam it invariably sits and goes mouldy between the first and second session

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.707601 del
shit in a bucket while outside waiting for him like any smart person would

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.707602 del
I'm not a real adult.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.707603 del
I set up a DIY pizza oven in a hotel bathroom to make a 4 course pizza crust once.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.707604 del
>hotel bathroom
is this a new meme I'm not familiar with, or something you are trying to make a thing?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.707605 del
Not everything is a meme.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.707606 del
Life is a meme.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.707607 del
I had some carrot cake.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.707608 del
you have to drink straight from the dragon's arse

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.707609 del
white chocolate coated chocolate bikkies

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.707610 del
slow day

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.707611 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:22 [Preview] No.707612 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.707613 del
i came and wiped it on the pants i'm wearing probably going to have a nap soon

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.707614 del
pretty pictures

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.707615 del
Fedex man and girl have been so I can do shit now

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.707616 del
you could have earlier if you listened to me...

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.707617 del
projectionist neet here - I may be gone for a few days, not sure if there will be a wednesday night movie

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.707618 del
Nice buildings.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.707619 del
I like my create comforts when doing a shid

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.707620 del
Goodbye neet, keep an eye out for rogue boongs.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.707621 del
neets of questionable ethnicity

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.707622 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.707623 del
gonna marinate some chicken

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.707624 del
Hope you’re okay…

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:32 [Preview] No.707625 del
Creature comforts even

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.707626 del
Friggin huge

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:39 [Preview] No.707627 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.707628 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.707629 del
Is it?
I'll believe you if youre davoNEET.
I thought it might be a black angus but I dont know.
At the Roseworthy campus.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.707630 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.707631 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:48 [Preview] No.707632 del
Possum ran me over with a vintage steamroller once.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:53 [Preview] No.707633 del
They would make good neck soup.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.707634 del
in your hotel bathroom kitchen?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.707635 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:06 [Preview] No.707636 del
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You would need a pajeet size pot to cook them.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:11 [Preview] No.707637 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z5j6TFHkoSY [Embed]

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.707638 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wag7AxwUGEo [Embed]

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.707639 del
Just saw that obese shrek cunt from Linus tech tips thinks hes a woman
Why is it always the autistic loser men who can't get girls that want to become one?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.707640 del
A person that has one mental illness is more likely to also have others. When the brain is already broken the person becomes vulnerable to more and more mental illnesses and perversions.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:19 [Preview] No.707641 del
It's a few things, probably.
- Excess weight reduces testosterone and increases estrogen production.
- The whole 'coming out' thing will give him attention and a feeling that people caring about him (which won't last).
- This clownworld shit is easier than the discipline and self-control and exertion it would have taken to lose the weight and fix some of his demons.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:21 [Preview] No.707642 del
That said, I'm obese and socially retarded and not once have I ever considered being female or gay or anything else.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.707643 del
Weber's tranny with the big bolt-ons would've probably been doing alright with the girls considering his height and frame.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:47 [Preview] No.707644 del
Ah. I will trust you.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.707645 del
Ferdinand is a common given name for a bull, not a species.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.707646 del
Might have some run and cola at 1530 ACST.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.707647 del
Daddy's medicine

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.707648 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.707649 del
Stay safe out there.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.707650 del
Sip time.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.707651 del
I'm already on the moscato again.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.707652 del
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i'm sippin
i'm sippin

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.707653 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kecnSHmznic [Embed]

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.707654 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.707655 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.707656 del
First cup of the day

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.707657 del
Monk: We should place bets on the Ben Roberts-Smith verdict being handed down on Thursday.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.707658 del
He might be reforming to a skellie. The larger belt hole to the left of current one looks like it has had use. But it could be the angle of the light.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.707659 del
good catch

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.707660 del
We are the next step in human evolution.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.707661 del
Do you ever wake up suddenly from a really intense dream and struggle to discern between the dream and reality?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.707662 del
Happens every morning when I'm in a gooning phase

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:33 [Preview] No.707663 del
More for naps during the day or if something significant has happened in the past day or two.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.707664 del
I hate Korean accents.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.707665 del
Then stop talking to yourself.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.707666 del
we should watch harry potter on wednesday if projectionist neet isn't around

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.707668 del
Who would host it? Can we watch HP 21?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.707669 del
>HP 21
The absolute state of the taste of some of you NEETs

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.707670 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/7237250313831320874 [Embed]
I looked up the youtube video for this song:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7HDeem-JaSY [Embed]
Awful song, but notice how they have the gook girls with heaps of white men and black men? Do they have the same problem with subversion over there or are they actually just that pathetic?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.707671 del
Speaking of pathetic.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.707672 del
Don't knock it until you've seen HP 20.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.707673 del
The BEST A neets drew straws to decide who would drink the polyjuice potion to become Luna Lovegood for that Thursday night once.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.707674 del
>A crime lord (Cruisedog) ascends to power and becomes megalomaniacal, while a maverick police detective (Possum) vows to stop him.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.707675 del
Yes. Recently I dreamed I had signed up for an American college and had forgot to cancel it and had run up a huge bill and when I woke up I knew it was a dream but I was not sure whether I had really ever signed up for a US college or not. I thought I might have even though it is ridiculous.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.707676 del
I didn't understand this joke.
Why is a bull called a Ferdinand?
Is this some Spanish wop shit Bill's been dribbling in your ear?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.707677 del
>Ferdinand the bull

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.707678 del
Stop being a dip shit.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.707679 del
>Ferdinand the Bull is a 1938 American stand-alone animated short produced by Walt Disney Productions

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.707680 del
(This wasn't me by the way, Cruisey)

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.707681 del
Garn listen to the Zappa Filmore album in the shower

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.707682 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.707683 del
I was discussing that topic while there, preaching about the goat farm

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.707684 del
Who else would be visiting Northern BEST A

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.707685 del
So was it a black Angus?
DavoNEET would know.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.707686 del
I am listening to Transglobal Underground, it's taking me back to Nepal when I was rolling joints in my shitty hotel with the beautiful mountain air and the sounds of life from the laneway below rolling through the window.
There really is nothing like that air there, it just has a certain smell and taste

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.707687 del
>DavoNEET would know.
No he wouldn't.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.707688 del
>Transglobal Underground
Ok Tech Fiona

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.707689 del
Isn't that where you give away all your stuff and believe in charity?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.707690 del
If you'd gotten it to stand up we could tell you. You took the worst photo possible.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.707691 del
Charity isn't real.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.707692 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.707693 del
Faith and Hope were pretty hot though

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.707694 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.707695 del
Why is that? I have never even been to that campus and we ran sheep on my family's farm.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.707696 del
>Why is that?
He likes to play the BEST A NEETs off against each other for his own sick and twisted entertainment.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.707697 del
Going shopping. Will grab some more chamomile tea. Don't know what else.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.707698 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.707699 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.707700 del
I knew it!

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.707701 del
Sack of fruity lexia please

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.707702 del
i'm going to build a death ray

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.707704 del
i'm going to vandalise ayers rock

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.707705 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.707706 del
Chisel a big face (>>707705) into it.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.707707 del
i boiled a neet's hotdogs

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.707709 del
poured the left over juices from the lamb shanks into a bowl and put two slices of torn up bread into it

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.707710 del
i ripped a roast chicken tiddy apart with my fingers and ate it messily

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.707711 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.707712 del
stop posting pics of me

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.707713 del
Interesting page. Got through a quarter of it.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.707714 del
I glanced at it and it looked like a cheat sheet for pajeet interviews.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.707715 del
I glanced at it and saw words.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.707716 del
You'll get there one day, NEET.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.707717 del
I'd rather not.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.707718 del
No doubt it is. They would spit it out verbatim. It's not at their level though and had depth which was kept me reading.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.707719 del
>workspaces, where a user can interact with oneself.
It's not like the user can't interact with himself anywhere.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.707720 del
What did you have for breakfast, Big Fella? What are your plans for lunch and dinner?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.707722 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.707723 del
Big greasy feed. How many Wings?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.707724 del
Going to lay in bed while watching stuff until I fall asleep. Goodnight NEETs, make sure you all behave.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.707725 del
Good greasy feed. It'll be flying out of you tomorrow.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.707726 del
Sleep tight NEET.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.707727 del
We all know he didn't eat it himself. A bunch of nugget women ate it

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.707728 del
very nice feed

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.707729 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.707730 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.707731 del
I saw no nuggets in either picture.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.707732 del
Picked a LOTR name for a programming project. Feel a bit nerdy and dirty.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.707733 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.707735 del
Calling it Olive would be too hard to explain later.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.707736 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.707737 del
Add an "r" on the end and say it's about your best friend.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.707738 del
nah, nothing from the obvious set of characters

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.707739 del
It has your aura.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.707740 del
His stench.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.707741 del

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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.707743 del
You'd know an Adelaide hills black Angus if you saw it.
Did you ever encounter those sheep that don't need to be sheared Shawn

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.707744 del
Cherry ripe block choc for under $3

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.707745 del
>You'd know an Adelaide hills black Angus if you saw it.
You know they're a Scottish breed originally called Aberdeen Angus?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.707746 del
There was another one standing butit ran away

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:14 [Preview] No.707747 del
It all just goes back to the organisation.
Fuck Fred hollows.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.707748 del
Remember when Mother Teresa died a millionaire and literally let people die rather than spend her ill-gotten gains.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.707749 del
Go on..

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.707750 del
Charity isn't real.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.707751 del
Mate I'm not doing your homework for you.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.707752 del
>boongs have been farming cows for 60 thousand years

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.707753 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.707754 del
Cruisey sometimes calls me his little titcow.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.707755 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.707756 del
And I'm your big arse bandit

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.707757 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.707758 del
Made scrambled eggs with onions.
Probably spaghetti, ham, mushroom, and tomato sauce (not real one just powder).
Dinner I have not figured out yet.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.707759 del
And pineapple, and creme fraishe

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.707760 del
>Dinner I have not figured out yet.
Wings, braised in a sweet spicy garlic sauce.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.707761 del
>(not real one just powder)
Do you mix this with water or something?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.707762 del
All NEETs should have 30kg of powdered Tomat

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.707763 del

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.707764 del
Probably not.
>Wings, braised in a sweet spicy garlic sauce.
We just fry wings in oven. With butter and sliced potata. Salt and pepper. Garlic slices.
Sometimes on salt bed (put them on layer of salt, not sure why).
Sometimes I make sauce out of sour cream garlic and tabasco sauce.

Yes. Sometimes with tomato juice. But then needs a bit of sugar.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:43 [Preview] No.707765 del
90kg reserves are important
>30kg of Goon
>30kg of Rice
>30kg of Tomat powder

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.707766 del
Boongs didn't invent the wheel or numbers above 10 lol

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.707767 del
>Yes. Sometimes with tomato juice. But then needs a bit of sugar.
Do you guys not have bottled tomato sauce or ketchup there?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.707768 del
it's all a neet needs

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.707769 del
or fabric or how to domesticate animals or agriculture or fermentation
an evolutionary dead end

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.707770 del
even mixing mud and water to make clay eluded them

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.707771 del
Yeah, if the fences are shit then they fuck them up by rubbing themselves against them to help get the wool off. Weird fucking animals.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.707772 del
We have. We also have tomato puree.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.707773 del
So why are you doing things the hard way?
I'm not trying to be a dick about it, just curious.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.707774 del
Pigged out on lollies.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.707775 del
That sugar high is going to make you misbehave and then you're going to get cranky when it wears off.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.707776 del
Big bag?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.707777 del
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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.707778 del
Thanks Dan.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.707779 del
I'm going to piss on the couch bed.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.707780 del
And I shall also cum on his monitor.
Try to stop me, weber.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.707781 del
I hope he whips you.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.707782 del
Squel like a pig.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.707783 del
What hard way? Powder is seasoned. Add water. Get spaghetti sauce.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.707784 del

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NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.707786 del
I hope this doesn't happen again on Thursday.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.707787 del
For what?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.707788 del
Imagine that running around your house pooing everywhere.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.707789 del
Commune lite.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.707790 del
How did he get up the ladder without it breaking.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.707791 del
Probably a team of skellies behind the scenes.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.707792 del
I mean there is nothing to be sorry for.
On one hand you can't know what tomato powder is that, I could have written spaghetti powder.
On the other it might read confrontational what I wrote, I had nothing the mind when written.
On the third I don't think this format needs apologies.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.707793 del
He wants to learn the ways of the Big Fella.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.707794 del
Ate two kilos of fried rice.
The new strategy is to use the shitty bulk bacon, fry the aromatics in the bacon fat, deglaze with the sauce then boil the black and gold frozen mix veg in the sauce.

This uses less oil, and means I can make four times the volume by filling the wok each batch then mixing everything in a canning pot at the end.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.707795 del
>tfw impressed

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.707796 del
>Ate two kilos of fried rice.
Absolutely STUFFED with it.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.707797 del
FIFO? How the fuck did you manage that?

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.707798 del
All NEETs should be aspire towards eating 2kg of rice each night.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.707799 del
Still haven't had any icecream. Might put it off after having all the moscato and lollies.
Need to cut back on the sugar.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.707800 del
You should get onto the 2kg rice diet.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.707801 del
That was the dry weight too.
The end weight was 6kg.
I wonder what he will have for supper.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.707802 del
>I wonder what he will have for supper
Hopefully some more rice.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.707803 del
Now I understand why NEETs want 30kg rice.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:04 [Preview] No.707804 del
2kg of fried rice has to be some sort of record.
Maybe it has been just that one neet requesting 30kg of rice all these years.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.707805 del
I like my fried rice nice and greasy.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.707806 del
Have it as a treat once a week.

NEET 05/29/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.707807 del