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NEET General #694 - Cashed up NEETs Edition NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:18 [Preview] No. 707896
How often do you NEETs think about what you would do if you became "cashed up"? It can be nice to dream.

Old Thread: >>706880

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.707897 del
I have to shove my fist up my arse to pull the shit out.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.707899 del
Why would you start a new thread with such a stupid and disgusting post?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:17 [Preview] No.707902 del
Stop whingeing.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.707907 del
I thought it was a good post, neet. I had a chuckle.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.707908 del
Avert your eyes Possum:
I saw a porno once in which a man held his cock in a woman's vagina whilst another woman stuck her hand into the woman's arse and rubbed her hand back and forth to stimulate his cock.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.707911 del
still feeling sad

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:52 [Preview] No.707912 del
About what?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:53 [Preview] No.707913 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.707915 del
iktfn, it was another Mocha Monday without Olive.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.707916 del
Why is it called Mocha Monday?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.707917 del
That's what she calls her pussy.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.707918 del
A stupid and disgusting post.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.707919 del
The cat's name is Mocha. She posts the cat on Mondays.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.707920 del
Feel free to apologise any time you like.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.707921 del
Feel free to pee pee poo poo any time you like.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.707922 del
Come on neet. Don't take things too seriously.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.707924 del
This place is toxic at times.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.707925 del
I bet I could blow five balloons faster than you.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.707928 del
My farts are like that sometimes.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.707930 del
I bet I could blow five politicians faster than you.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.707931 del
You dare challenge me?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.707934 del
Bet you aren't even a real boong.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:07 [Preview] No.707935 del
Are any of us real boongs?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:10 [Preview] No.707936 del
NEETs with oversized scrotums.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.707938 del
My alcoholism and lack of work ethic makes me an honourary boong.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:16 [Preview] No.707939 del
pajeet is 15 minutes away with more rum and red wine
I haven't done anything today

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.707940 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.707941 del
water chestnut

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.707942 del
I need to buy another 5kg bag of rice soon.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.707943 del
We usually just ask a NEET to bring us 30kg from teh shop

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.707944 del
Any of you going on a booze cruise this arv?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.707945 del
I wish women in customer service roles were neutral or rude to me, women being nice to me makes me want to die. Even when I know they're just being nice because it's their job.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.707946 del
That's a bit extreme, mate.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.707947 del
Women being nice to me causes me to have happy thoughts which just makes me sad.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.707948 del
Checkout operators and Bill are my only social interaction most weeks.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.707949 del
I use the self checkout to avoid them.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.707950 del
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Things got so bad we had to catch mice and bugs that found their way into the house.
Each morning I'd jump out of bed and check the traps for fresh rats and roaches to nibble on and any leftovers we gave to the dog so he could generate more semen for us to eat.
Around this time everyone was in the same boat with over wanked dogs and empty bug traps and nothing would stop a hungry boy from jumping over your fence to suck off your dog.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:34 [Preview] No.707951 del
> [China]
Mate, we all know you just ate the dogs.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.707952 del
Reporting Pajeet to Jimmy Brings. Cunt asked to see ID and then studied it for a long time like he was trying to memorise details on it.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.707953 del
Should have [redacted] him.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:40 [Preview] No.707954 del
I gambled on the weather and lost. Washing catastrophe.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:42 [Preview] No.707955 del
Let this be a wake-up call, you have too many Pajeets in your life. You even eat food prepared by them (yuck).

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:43 [Preview] No.707956 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:44 [Preview] No.707957 del
To the spreadsheet?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.707958 del
I've noticed some NEETs have been using American spelling more often lately.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.707959 del
License instead of licence. I noticed it immediately.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.707960 del
Yet you failed to notice the use of both memorise and memorize. Curious.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:47 [Preview] No.707961 del
Memorize is another one.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:50 [Preview] No.707962 del
Move to Hungary. But then everyone will be rude to you.

1. You are suspicious.
2. He is just slow.


NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:52 [Preview] No.707963 del
>Move to Hungary

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:53 [Preview] No.707964 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.707965 del
Nice touch.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.707966 del
Churchill is going to fight you on the beaches, in the discoteque.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.707967 del
That was prompt. Case closed.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.707969 del
Weber is so well known for his vitriol that these organisations have a dedicated staff member on standby whenever he receives a delivery.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.707970 del
This is a good Pepe.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.707971 del
Is it chur-chill or church-ill?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.707972 del
It's Weber that makes posts like that?
Church-hill or chur-chill.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.707973 del
You’re being paranoid

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.707974 del
Church-hill seems to be the go here.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:58 [Preview] No.707975 del
Don't listen to this NEET >>707974 Weber! He's working for the sirs!

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.707976 del
That's the Cruisey Pepe except the arrow is in the wrong place.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 04:59 [Preview] No.707977 del
Nigga I've already had Optus cause me to get a new licence and a super fund lose my fucking tax file number.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:00 [Preview] No.707978 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:01 [Preview] No.707979 del
Oh ok nugget

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:02 [Preview] No.707980 del
I'd prefer getting wordfilter'd than use nigga.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.707981 del
Wash yo ass nigga.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.707982 del
Ayo dis nigga don't wash he ass!

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.707983 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:06 [Preview] No.707984 del
Nah that doesn't sound right.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.707985 del
Oh, well you'd know.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:07 [Preview] No.707986 del
We'll get Cruisey to upload a Vocaroo of him saying it later

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.707987 del
angry blue spear

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:09 [Preview] No.707989 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:10 [Preview] No.707990 del
Please try to keep up.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:10 [Preview] No.707991 del
Only niggеrs say nigga.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:10 [Preview] No.707992 del
how's your penis today?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.707993 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:11 [Preview] No.707994 del
I'm going to buck break you, NIGGЕR!

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:12 [Preview] No.707995 del
thank (you)

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:19 [Preview] No.707996 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:22 [Preview] No.707997 del
>you have too many Pajeets in your life.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:23 [Preview] No.707998 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.707999 del
I have esoteric mental illness

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.708000 del
Weber is too rough with him.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:25 [Preview] No.708001 del
Church hill.
All other ways are just lazy.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.708002 del
I have eaten nothing but two packets of two minute noodles both yesterday and today. Definitely need to get my arse! into gear and do some proper cooking.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.708003 del
Have two slices of dry toast.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.708004 del
Good idea neet. I'll have some weetbix too.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.708006 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.708007 del
It is smart to augment your carbs with some more carbs.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.708008 del
Interesting development.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.708009 del
Churchhill deserves it.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.708010 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@dumonsterdumont/video/7234939425807961390 [Embed]
Jesus Christ, Emma Dumont actually does work for amazon now.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.708011 del
She'll be right gone wrong.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:37 [Preview] No.708012 del
In Ovingham at the start of Churchill Rd, near where it connects to Regency or Torrens Rd, near the Bombay Bicycle Club, there's a church. I used to tell myself the road was called that because there was a church on the hill at the start of it. It's probably just someone's name.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.708013 del
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I could've saved her.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.708014 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.708015 del
For a good couple of years the sign on the Ovingham train platform had been modified to read Qvingh.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.708016 del
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Its a pretty church.
It's now called 阿德萊德圣恩堂 Holy Chinese Methodist Church, Adelaide

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:43 [Preview] No.708017 del
Do you remember Islington Works operating? I can't. My dad was a fitter near there.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:44 [Preview] No.708018 del
She was a C or D list actress.
I've posted about her before, back in early 2022.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:47 [Preview] No.708020 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.708021 del
They always look androgynous

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:54 [Preview] No.708022 del
Yeah until about 1993 or 1994 the train would stop at that station.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.708023 del
Who? The ones I simp for?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.708024 del
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I think if it doesn't rain any more then this breeze might get my clothes dry by sunset after all. Fingers crossed.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.708025 del
Good luck, NEET.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.708026 del
"If you want a well-written TV show now you have to pick something created in the short window of time between lead vapour levels dropping far enough that people could watch shows without laugh tracks & the point where the internet ruined all media."

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.708027 del
Going to have to go shopping again. Fuck me dead, three days in a row. Another excuse to see Dan though.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.708028 del
Bring me back some fish and chips please. Two pieces of butterfish and minimum chips. Chicken salt, but not too much.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.708029 del
May your clothes be dry and wrinkle free.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:21 [Preview] No.708030 del
Dan will be happy to see you.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.708031 del
Good Pepe will bring good luck.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.708032 del
10 rashers of bacon with 2 packs of microwavable rice. 8 heavily buttered thick cut cafe style raisin bread slices. One mongster.
Spent my final dollars on goon, discounted mints and a block of chockie. Broke until cenno on sunday
Time for the first cup of the day

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.708033 del
What kind of goon?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.708034 del
True NEET lifestyle. (its horrible)

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:28 [Preview] No.708036 del
Any updates about the moving/van situation?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:31 [Preview] No.708037 del
No, too much of a pussy to call my Dad

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:32 [Preview] No.708038 del
itchy foot water chestnut

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:33 [Preview] No.708039 del
You've been with your mum long enough now that you have rights as a tenant and she'll need to follow the proper procedures to have you removed.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.708040 del
Misgender the tranny

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.708041 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.708042 del
How is the taste?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.708043 del
Rape the tranny.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.708044 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.708045 del
That's gay.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.708046 del
A bit sour. I mix it with water and generally chase it with water

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:40 [Preview] No.708047 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.708048 del
Text him!

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:43 [Preview] No.708049 del
Well bantered.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.708050 del
You transphobic bigot!

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.708051 del
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Has anyone tried this brand of noodles? They are at Aldi now.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.708052 del
Gross. I've been on the Banrock Station Moscato casks when the Banrock Station Pink Moscato bottles are too expensive but even the casks are a bit dear at $12 for 10 standards. I am spending just as much as I was when I was on the Golden Oak but I am drinking much less which is a good thing I suppose.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.708053 del
I was looking at them the other day but I didn't get them.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.708054 del
Nope. Be our guinea pig and give us a review.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.708055 del
Alright, garn have a feed and head off to the shops. I'll be seeing Dr. Dan soon.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.708056 del
That is quite dear. Beer prices almost. I would get back on the Sacred Oak but don't trust myself, I would probably polish of all 30 standards in a sitting like I have done in the past.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.708057 del
I am downloading a couple of anime series. Monster and Berserk.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:10 [Preview] No.708058 del
Should I leave the damp clothes on the line overnight (no rain predicted) or bring them in and drape them over the backs of chairs?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.708059 del
If you don't need anything by tomorrow morning, I'd just leave them outside.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.708060 del
22 minute phone conversation with the old man. Mummybot told him that I'd been behaving anti-social and belligerent.
That is true of course but I don't know what the normal way to live with other people would be, especially in this rainbow household. I'm almost 30, do they expect me to sit down and watch TV all night? I just want to be left alone
No talk of moving out, but they both want me to do something like volunteering or a tafe course to get out of the house

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.708061 del
>volunteering or a tafe course to get out of the house
Sounds like a good idea even if it is only for an hour or so a day.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.708062 del
I leave my washing in the machine for weeks until it smells bad enough to wear

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.708063 del
>like volunteering or a tafe course to get out of the house
A Tafe course might also provide free counseling which you could say is linking with mental health service. It will also take months to get an appointment.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.708064 del
I will never understand these cultural values.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.708065 del
That's disgusting

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.708066 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.708067 del
Did you tell your Dad there's a literal tranny child abuser freak in teh house?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.708068 del
He knows.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.708069 del
Does he still own half the house?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.708070 del
>I'm almost 30
The problem with using this argument for anything is they'll just turn it straight back on you with with the "when we were your age ..." or "why don't you act like it ..."

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.708071 del
Monk have you been applying for local jobs? What happened to the application at Aldi?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.708072 del
Of course not

They want me to 'contribute' to the household socially

Yeah a few local labouring or business admin type jobs, all got rejected. Didn't apply at Aldi yet, too much of a sperg for retail. Might apply at the abattoir

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.708073 del
>do something like volunteering or a tafe course to get out of the house
Do. It is a good idea.
Also I suggest taking walks, especially if there is woods available. Check where are tourist trails and plan a small round. That other fella, who posted photos of his hike enjoyed it too.

If it was me I also told them they are the ones who failed as parents and I have to pick up the pieces. I would do that course, volunteering, and walk stuff ofc, but would push back, and show I do my own decisions.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.708074 del
I am going to leave the clothes out overnight. Hopefully they are dry by noon tomorrow. I need to wear them. I only have one publicly acceptable outfit.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.708075 del
I might have a cup of tea.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.708076 del
They should be. The morning Sun can help. And a bit of draft too.

I'm having.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.708077 del
Apply tonight while the goon is running strong through your veins. You won't do it tomorrow.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.708078 del
>They want me to 'contribute' to the household socially
You need to put on a wine and cheese night and watch The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants with them.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.708079 del
I also told my Dad that if she called the cops to kick me out I would pull the tenants rights card and he laughed because he knows I hate that petty shit

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.708080 del
>The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.708081 del
Also accuse the tranny of attempted rape and tell them your mum has a kilo of meth under the kitchen floor for a laugh. Just fuck their week right up.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.708082 del
>they are the ones who failed as parents and I have to pick up the pieces
That is well put, and true.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.708083 del
It's only true if you really are picking up the pieces. Otherwise just making excuses. There is a reason why they fucked up, so a chain of blame can be started, everybody ditching the responsibility.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.708084 del
I bet he'll never misgender the tranny.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.708085 del
Might create and sell a webscraping for dropshipping course to pajeets

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.708086 del
He should get some men at work signs and strategically place them around the home.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.708087 del
Hope he doesn't confuse men at work with the village people.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.708088 del
Fuelling the desires of that man no doubt.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.708089 del
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Monk could be the IT character.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.708090 del
I fixed my controller.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.708091 del
Firm smack?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.708092 del
Vinegar on a cotton bud.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.708093 del
Impress them.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.708094 del
I was doing 20-25 standards a night every second or third night. Now I do about 5-10 every second or third night which is a big improvement.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.708095 del
Horrible experience at Dan's. The girl asked me if I was sure I didn't want to sign up to be a Dan's member twice after I said I didn't want to.
Some deros yelled from their car at me as they drove past.
Stopped for a piss on the side of the road in a suburb. Too drunk to care.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.708096 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:37 [Preview] No.708097 del
She wanted to doxx you write an angry email to Dan. Do not.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.708098 del
>Too drunk to care.
High speed adventure?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.708099 del
This is somewhat amusing.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.708100 del
Do you have mascots for your bottle shops on the Magyarország?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.708101 del
I try my best.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.708102 del
Decent clip/.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.708103 del
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Just how I like my cow, still mooing.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.708104 del
So was it a black Angus?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.708105 del
We don't ave such stores as Dan (as far as I know) for one can buy alcohol pretty much anywhere. Well not in furniture stores, or liek bakeries, but anywhere you do your groceries.
There are specialized shops like for wine, but those are small shops with specific mood where mascots rarely fit.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.708106 del
I guess that makes sense. For all that we drink here, we are not very socially accepting of alcohol.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.708107 del
Yes it could have been.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.708108 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.708109 del
It looks awful but so long as you enjoyed it, that's the main thing.

Well bantered.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.708110 del
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We have tobacco products separated called National Tobacco Shops. With nice "18" warning which makes them look like National Porn Shops.
Coincidentally one can buy alcohol in these establishments.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.708111 del
He should do this instead to be more social

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.708112 del
Garn sleep

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.708113 del
Good night.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.708114 del
Goodnight neet. I just woke up. My spot on the bed should still be warm.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.708115 del
Good morning

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.708116 del
Statistically, the tranny is likely to be a nonce.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.708117 del
I think I will get on the fish oil supplements again.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.708119 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.708120 del
I'm only going to eat meat tomorrow.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.708121 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.708122 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.708123 del
Good night.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.708124 del
I have been watching Nikocado again.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.708125 del
Good night.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:46 [Preview] No.708126 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.708127 del
Need to buy onions tomorrow.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:47 [Preview] No.708128 del
Brown ones?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.708129 del
If it's brown, flush it down.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.708130 del
haha get it?!

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.708131 del
If its yellow, let it mellow.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.708132 del
poorly bantered

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.708133 del
i wonder what a prostate massage feels like

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.708134 del
we were meant to be in a golden age

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.708135 del
You know.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:06 [Preview] No.708136 del
The best blowjob of my life was from a fat chick with her finger in my neethole

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.708137 del
no i don't, that's why i'm wondering
i hear fat chicks give good gobbies

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.708138 del
Probably feels like how jamming your finger up to a woman's bum, but done to a man.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.708139 del
whoa, that's astounding

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:11 [Preview] No.708140 del
Buda vs Pest?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.708141 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.708142 del
your anus

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.708143 del
Have a blessed day Neet Bros.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.708144 del
I went to school with Joe Biden.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:45 [Preview] No.708145 del
We have to add a:
>You must be 81 years or younger to visit this site.
warning to the home page.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:52 [Preview] No.708146 del
Twice as old as weber, OldNEET.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 12:54 [Preview] No.708147 del
Possum drowned Harold Holt once.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.708148 del
Possum got to him just before he made it to the Chinese submarine.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.708149 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.708150 del
Are you a queencard, neet?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.708151 del
How did you know?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.708152 del
That just brings up kpop shit.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.708153 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.708154 del
https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyjunimo/video/7237250313831320874 [Embed]

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.708155 del
A neet made a stupid and disgusting post once.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.708156 del
Not watching that shit.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.708157 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.708158 del
(you)'d twice!

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.708159 del
you did it wrong

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.708160 del
Real minda hours tonight.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.708161 del
is not

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.708162 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.708163 del
big funny pic wow

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.708164 del

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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.708166 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.708167 del
Did an amazon order 10 days ago. Still hasn't been posted. Fucking wagies are useless.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.708168 del
What did you order?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.708169 del
It says it is going to arrive in one week and yet it hasn't even been posted within America.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.708170 del
Two books. I went with the Australian Amazon, posting from an American warehouse, because it was cheaper than getting them by other means. Not sure I'll ever get them at this rate though.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.708171 del
Goodnight neets.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.708172 del
Good night.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.708173 del
Hello cunts. I'm a cashed up NEET. Have over $100k.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.708174 del
Hello m8. Did you do a big multi on Sportsbet?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.708175 del
Sucks for you mate. My local pajeet does same day delivery.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.708176 del
I pay no rent. Live in my NEET cave rent free, free utilities. Only pay for food kek. Save most of my jobseeker payment.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.708177 del
Good on you m8. Do you get on well with the parents?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.708178 del
Yeah they're ok, my boomer parents have left me to rot away. lucky I bang Asian women, so it's ok. Not prostitutes.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:48 [Preview] No.708179 del
I'll be 30 soon. Haven't worked a day in my life.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.708180 del
Decline made a new video. He is 30 now and it has depressed him very much.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4B57_IatTGo [Embed]

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.708181 del
I look a lot younger than him. I pass as a 18 year old still.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 15:57 [Preview] No.708182 del
Also, he seems to have Asperger's? Or some form of autism. I mean I'm pretty much undiagnosed autistic ADHD, OCD. Mental health is ok, but I fear it will get worse once I get older and hit my 40's. Women wouldn't want to commit to an unemployed guy living in his man cave.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.708183 del
>I'm pretty much undiagnosed autistic ADHD, OCD.
top kek

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 16:06 [Preview] No.708184 del

So this dude, is 162cm, ethnic (indian?) and his hairline is pretty shit. Just his hairstyle is covering it up. Going to Asia it's still running betabux game If you're not a decent height white guy. Ive gotten Asian women in Australia because even though I'm an unemployed NEET. I'm still attractive enough to these Asian women being an above average looking white guy. Probably a 6-7.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.708185 del
I was diagnosed as a child with ADHD, had a speech impediment and learning difficulties (was kept down, was in the ESL class LOL), yet never diagnosed with autism hmm

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.708186 del
Those things aren't real mate. Mental illness is to chronically online lonely white guys what astrology is to women. You'll grow out of it.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.708187 del
At least I'm 190cm. If I was manlet I would've killed myself.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 16:26 [Preview] No.708188 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.708189 del
Night fella.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.708190 del
Autism 15 years ago wasn't as known unless you had access to a medical professional like a GP who was aware of it.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 21:03 [Preview] No.708191 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 21:10 [Preview] No.708192 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.708193 del
They make me laugh, kek

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 21:17 [Preview] No.708194 del
>Not sure I'll ever get them at this rate though.
Amazon in burgerland is getting sued over prime and slow delivery practices that are very similar

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.708195 del
Did he ever get to those
>paid experiences

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.708196 del
I thought this was him >>708111

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.708197 del
Good morning.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.708198 del
going to have a poo and put some washing on

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.708199 del
The recent 42% monthly membership increase did it for me

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:04 [Preview] No.708200 del
Good morning my kittens.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:05 [Preview] No.708201 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.708202 del
I recently made two identical orders due to stock restrictions on a sale item on Saturday. One order arrived the next day on Sunday and the next was due for delivery on Friday. They seem to treat newer accounts better in some instances than older accounts. I cancelled the second order. The newer account with the order received the next day was ordered later than the first order. Strange stuff.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.708203 del
Everything in the laundry, including the washing machine, is covered in a thick layer of plaster dust.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:17 [Preview] No.708204 del
Bill's parting gift?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.708205 del
Yes. I'm not happy. He just rushes into things instead of asking for help to shift things or cover them up.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.708206 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.708207 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dzvSOVlqa4s [Embed]

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.708208 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.708209 del
Nah. Their inability to take responsibility for themselves is ALSO their parents fault.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.708210 del
Meat works monk.
I cant see you getting up at 4am for work.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.708211 del
Why aren't you a Dan's member?

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:34 [Preview] No.708212 del
That looks frozen.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:34 [Preview] No.708213 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:41 [Preview] No.708214 del
Astrology is real though.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.708215 del
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NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:44 [Preview] No.708216 del
Unless you're getting a genetic test, which I have only come across once, they're only diagnosing the symptomology, not the disorder.
It's like diagnosing someone as immobile, without acknowledging that they don't have legs.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 22:49 [Preview] No.708217 del
Strawberry or raspberry n

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 23:01 [Preview] No.708218 del
Cottees strawberry, think I am going to try the Beerenberg Strawberry Jam , slightly more strawberrys in it.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 23:07 [Preview] No.708219 del
Did a big load of washing and hung it out. When I walked back inside I saw the mixing jug of washing detergent and water sitting there. I'd forgotten to put it in the machine.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.708220 del
>It's like diagnosing someone as immobile, without acknowledging that they don't have legs.
This happened to me once.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.708221 del
Haven't had a mondster or any caffeine yet.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 23:39 [Preview] No.708222 del
stick it in me gash

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 23:40 [Preview] No.708223 del
Their plain tomato sauce blows all others away.
I'm interested to see your review.
Hahndorf smells good when they make it.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 23:40 [Preview] No.708224 del

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 23:54 [Preview] No.708225 del
There probably almost as clean anyway.

NEET 05/30/2023 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.708226 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l4G3IY0XDho [Embed]

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 00:24 [Preview] No.708227 del
نشط: يدخل Jax في Evasion ، وهو موقف دفاعي ، لمدة ثانيتين ، مما يتسبب في تفادي جميع الهجمات الأساسية غير البرجية ضده طوال المدة. يحصل Jax أيضًا على تقليل الضرر بنسبة 25٪ ، مما يقلل الضرر من جميع قدرات منطقة التأثير التي يتم الحصول عليها من أبطال البطل. يمكن إعادة صياغة Counter Strike بعد ثانية واحدة ، ويتم ذلك تلقائيًا بعد انتهاء المدة.

RECAST: يلحق Jax ضررًا جسديًا لجميع الأعداء القريبين ، ويزيد بنسبة 20٪ لكل هجوم يتم تفاديه ، وزيادة تصل إلى 100٪ ، ويصعقهم الصاعقة لمدة ثانية واحدة.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.708228 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.708229 del
Going a bit far there. Morning.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.708230 del
mondsters acquired

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 00:40 [Preview] No.708231 del
It's a fucken terrible morning

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 00:49 [Preview] No.708232 del
I can't read these moon runes.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.708233 del
That's every morning.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 01:00 [Preview] No.708234 del
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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 01:18 [Preview] No.708235 del
Thanks Trev.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.708236 del
They're saying monk is terrible at csgo and then several comments about homosexuality.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.708237 del
So Trev went off half-cocked?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.708238 del
Not feeling the day.
Hopefully the afternoon is better.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.708239 del
Just want to be boong'd and post retarded shit on the internet and wank.
Is it too much to ask?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.708240 del
Trust the Trev.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.708241 del
Any particular reason why?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.708242 del
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Awful sleep. Goosebumps and shivers from not sleeping enough, also the tax.
Today is wagon day, right before the start of the month. Back to fight camp for 100 days.
Up n at em

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 02:34 [Preview] No.708243 del
Good luck NEET. I do hope you commit to the 100 days. Day one could be applying for that abattoir job if you want that job and no goon.

I look forward to positive developments.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.708244 del
Thanks neeto. No money till sunday so that should let my brain chemistry normalise.
Also going to apply to the stockfeed mill place

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.708245 del
Why would you try and teach a cow that was about to die how to use ReactJS?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.708246 del
>tfw thinking about cows again

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.708247 del
>stockfeed mill place
That sounds better.

There was talk about web scraping and Indians last night. There could be something related in there.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 02:49 [Preview] No.708248 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.708249 del
India everywhere.
>sanctity of the cow, in Hinduism, the belief that the cow is representative of divine and natural beneficence and should therefore be protected and venerated.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:04 [Preview] No.708250 del
Deleting gigabytes worth of trash,join me neets.
>redundent/ default media players
>third party connectivity programs
>legacy program versions/ data
>broken files
>redundent backup data/ program cache
>OS "features"
>hardware installers/cia backdoors
>browser cache/ history
The only thing I'm not deleting in sys32

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.708251 del
Poor karma neet

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:36 [Preview] No.708253 del
30 odd years of stimuli exposure.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:37 [Preview] No.708254 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.708255 del
Don't have that much to delete, keep any torrents on a 4TB drive and that still has something like 3.7 free.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.708256 del
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Just did 30 push ups
Never could do 30 before
NSN fitness standard 1 of 8 completed.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.708257 del
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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.708258 del
We don't use the f word here.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.708259 del
Eat them before they eat you.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.708260 del
What are the other 7 standards?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.708261 del
Sometimes Possum stares at me and then says "Moldova." and laughs uproariously.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:50 [Preview] No.708263 del
Off the top of my head:
140Kg dead lift.
beep test
chinups (easy)
bench press
something else
Gaysio not gona make it

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.708264 del
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Took some creative googling, but I found it.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.708265 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=HJ4bkTkvId0 [Embed]

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.708266 del
I'm gonna work on the running fitness this summer when my injury sorts itself out. The deadlift and bench I'm gonna need to join the local gyme. What are you doing to make the standards?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.708267 del
>make the standards
drink the standards

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.708268 del
Pretty sure I can already DL 140, given I weigh that much. 1 rep of 80 on the bench is probably still doable too.
Anything more than a waddle will kill me though.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.708269 del
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mang if you was committed and disciplined you could convert all that fat into muscle.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.708270 del
Webber should start his fight camp tomorrow too

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.708271 del
It's the Dan way.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 04:25 [Preview] No.708272 del
I'm a weak-willed piece of shit though

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.708273 del
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What you need to do is become the highest order of Man, an Aryan. Like me.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 04:55 [Preview] No.708274 del
Brought the washing in before it rains again.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.708275 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o-vZKerzuZQ [Embed]
Helmet laws don't apply to Pajeets now.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.708276 del
Or bikie gang affiliation laws..

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:13 [Preview] No.708277 del
I just had a zinger crunch.
Made me sweat my ringer off.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:14 [Preview] No.708278 del
All the guys at their rally can because theyre twig twink chud meme looking faggots.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.708279 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:15 [Preview] No.708280 del
I gave him a sandwich

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.708281 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.708282 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.708283 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.708284 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.708285 del
The Block is terrible

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.708286 del
Munted mongs

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.708287 del
Bunted bongs

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.708288 del
Kunted kongs

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.708289 del
Punted pongs

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Dual action safety peeler

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.708293 del
He only ate half the sausage roll

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.708294 del
You found it spicy? I tend to find the KFC zinger stuff pretty weak. Oportos has a good kick to it, as does Red Rooter's spicy boig.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.708295 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.708296 del
All 'reality' TV is awful.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.708297 del
He is a weak neet

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:30 [Preview] No.708298 del
It was the zinger crunch
Has a pepper mayo dressing

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.708299 del
The host is a faggot

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:31 [Preview] No.708300 del
Might go and get my last bottle of wine for a while, if I am to help Monk.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.708302 del
Bottle of moscato down the hatch. Having a study. Punctuating it with doing some housework. Very productive. Thank you, Dan.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.708303 del
Projectionist neet here - there will be no womboflix this weekend as I'll be visiting my family. Maybe shibs will play some movies

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 05:59 [Preview] No.708304 del
How are you doing?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.708305 del
No worries neet, hope you are ok.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.708306 del
I've been farting nonstop for the last 7 minutes.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.708307 del
All gone?

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.708309 del
Do not light a match.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.708310 del
The lack of oxygen will inhibit combustion.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.708311 del
>Maybe shibs will play some movies
Hopefully a four hour documentary about paprika production during communist rule.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.708312 del
Having a rum.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.708313 del
The reports of happiness will be through the roof!

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.708314 del
He has a 48 hour long series about the industrial output of the Ottoman Empire in World War I. We could ask him to put that one on.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:29 [Preview] No.708315 del
Friendly Reminder for everyone to wish Nuro a very Happy Birthday Today :)

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I went to Just Cuts for a hair cut. The woman at the desk asked for my mobile phone number to enter me into the system. I said I didn't want to give my number to them. She said okay but I could tell she hated me from that point on. Then she asked my name and I said John and I could tell she knew it was a fake name. She was radiating hostility to me now.
I had to wait about fifteen minutes and then she cut my hair and she was rude the whole time. She asked me if I wanted any "thinning" done and I didn't know what that even was so I said if she thought that would be best and then she snapped that it was my hair cut and my choice. So I said "yeah a little bit" and she was silent but rough with me while she did it.
It cost me $37. What a horrible ordeal. The haircut looks okay. Hairline is receding but I don't think I'm going bald.
I felt awful as I did my shopping after the haircut. People everywhere. Everything so expensive. I bought enough stuff to last me and doggo 42 days. I am not leaving the house except for walks until the 42 days are up. Its horrible out there. Fuck them all.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.708321 del
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Yes please. Make it a special drop.
No alcohol. High protein, low carb diet. 20 minutes a day of brisk walking for you, gym and cardio for me. Weight measured each morning.
Performance reports required every 10 days.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:38 [Preview] No.708322 del
I got a Hardy's Tintara shiraz. Probably the best Lizbef BWS can do at short notice. Having my last can of rum now.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:40 [Preview] No.708323 del
So what is thinning?
$37 is expensive. A barber would only charge you like $20-25 depending on how much hair you have and what needed doing.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.708324 del
Your home now neet, time to relax and forget about them.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.708326 del
>So what is thinning?
Where they get the weird thick scissors out and cut hair out in a random pattern.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.708327 del
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My auntie was just talking to mummybot. she's a hairdresser and often gets numpty's come in like just now she was saying this NEET comes in looking like a total slob and smelling vile like a homeless alcoholic all non- communincate and mumble this and that. She said he must have been one of these autistic man-children living in his bedroom watching cartoons and playing with star wars dolls. Said he got snappy and didnt tip even tho she was super nice and understanding that he's retarded. Had a kek at that because most of you are like that.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.708328 del
I'm having some grapes.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.708329 del
>Its horrible out there. Fuck them all.
It is, but I enjoyed reading this story.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.708330 del
Good image.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.708331 del
>and didnt tip
what fucken country are we in again?

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.708333 del
>and didnt tip e
When did this start to become a thing?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.708334 del
How do you make your fruit and veg last 42 days?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.708335 del
>fruit and veg

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>The woman at the desk asked for my mobile phone number to enter me into the system. I said I didn't want to give my number to them. She said okay but I could tell she hated me from that point on.
Based. Keep up the good work, white man.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.708337 del
A low quality post, Tiffin

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.708338 del
The fresh fruit and veg runs out after a week or so. After that it is frozen veg and no fruit.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.708339 del
Fair enough.
Potats and onions will last longer than a week, but they'll probably sprout after 3 weeks or so

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:26 [Preview] No.708340 del
Darkness descends upon my soul

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.708341 del
>and no fruit.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.708343 del
My thoughts exactly.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.708344 del
All in all.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.708345 del
Fat pig big wearing clothes that don't suit her body type

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.708346 del
Nadia or Jana?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.708347 del
Light a candle.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.708348 del
Good strategy.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.708349 del
You hate me because I'm beautiful

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.708351 del
Sticky poo

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.708353 del
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On June 3rd gonna stream The Hunt for the Red October.
At 7pm AEST.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.708359 del
Billions will die

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.708360 del
Better enjoy it while it lasts then.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.708361 del
I got a marinated chicken burger and chips from Vilis and an apricot turnover.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.708363 del
Sounds like the sort of meal they serve in prison.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.708364 del
Don't be ridiculous.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.708365 del
I shit in your washing machine

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.708366 del
Using my apple magic keyboard again.
New fight camp new keyboard. Just wish I had the tenkeyless one but they're good not enough to warrant buying it

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.708367 del
I've seen them in the metal tray.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.708368 del
You have not.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.708369 del
Billions will shit

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.708370 del
Yes he do

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.708371 del
There are a lot of bad posts tonight and I don't like it.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.708372 del
>new keyboard
That will make all the difference. You are back on track King.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.708379 del
I think I ate too many grapes.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.708380 del
somebody is going to have the skitters

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.708381 del
I don't think I am ever going to be able to live the normie life. Being out amongst them just makes me feel so bad and it takes me a long time to recover after getting back home.
I crave isolation.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.708382 del
You shidded you're pant again?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.708383 del
He shidded his pant again...

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.708384 del
The normie life isn't meant for us neet.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.708385 del
Many such cases. Sad!

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.708386 del
Got things to do. Haven't done them. Woe.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.708388 del
I had a dream that I was sexually assaulted by possum in a hospital toilet. I was taking a shit and his big marsupial skull appeared under me and his tongue grazed my testicles. It was frightening. I took his photo and he sent me a message, as he somehow already had my number. He wrote: "Do your worst. I am the licker, fool."

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.708389 del
I took a piss before and somehow the drawstring of my trackies got in front of my neetstick and I sprayed piss all over the wall.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.708390 del
Like a tom cat leaving his scent everywhere.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.708391 del
Hows da footy?

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.708393 del
Excited for da footy

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.708394 del
Thinking about da footy

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.708396 del
You should sit down to pee

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.708397 del

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.708399 del
Rub that bitch whores face in broken glass

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.708400 del
What da monk doin

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.708401 del
go the reds

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.708403 del
Game 1!

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.708404 del
>sit down to pee
I saw a news story saying this, I dismissed it as Jewish poison. Is there any truth to it? Is it better to pee sitting down?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.708405 del
Excited for da footy? Am excite

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.708406 del
>>7its not don't be a poof08404

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.708407 del
Waiting for chicken kyivs to finish in the oven
Going to sit at the rainbow table tonight and watch the gaybc to seem more social
Just gone done teaching Mum how to move files between folders for the 8th time this year
I also have $4.36 in my account and a $2 coin in the car, I could go deposit it at the smart ATM to make a minimum 5 dollar sportsbet deposit but I think I will refrain

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.708408 del
Are you a tranny as well?????

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.708409 del
Amazon has sent the parcel. It is sitting in California. I wonder if Emma had anything to do with it?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.708410 del
Emma was in HP

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.708412 del
Apparently there is some rugby footy thing on tonight. I don't even know the rules.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.708413 del
you fucking minda

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.708414 del
I might cook chicken satay

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.708415 del
Jesus Christ monk, pull yourself together.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.708418 del
Wrong Emma. That was Watson, I'm talking about Dumont. Watson is the worst of all them Emmas. The heirarchy goes:
Watson <<< Stone < Roberts < Dumont.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.708419 del
All whores

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.708420 del
Farts just keep rumbling out.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.708421 del
Emma Dumont would get along well with the whiny neet who goes on about "trauma"and "abuse".

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.708422 del
Possum trained me how to induce constipation so your shits end up rock hard so then when you go to drop one you can suck it back up before letting it slide back out and hitting your prostate each time so you can cum really hard without even needing to touch your neetstick which is helpful for execs that struggle to reach it once.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.708423 del
Trauma NEETs get all the girls.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.708424 del
At least it's moving.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.708425 del
Monk? No!

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.708426 del
We will start calling you gasNEET.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.708427 del
Women despise that shit. It is part of why men should avoid that sort of thing unless the alternative is suicide or something.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.708429 del
Otherwise it would just stay up there.
Such is the curse of a neet, spraying liquid like a high pressure washer, or dropping blood-soaked bricks, never anything in between.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.708432 del
Spent the last two days writing Linux kernel netlink code. I can see why Tech Fiona happened.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.708433 del
>I can see why Tech Fiona happened.
Desire for programming socks increasing?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.708434 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.708435 del
I doubt Tech Shrek ever wrote kernel code. If he had that capability he wouldn't have being working for that annoying LTT faggot.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.708436 del
Monk would not make a very attractive woman.

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All a neet needs is a good pair of toe socks.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.708438 del
He would be in a lesbian relationship and he would be the ugly butch one.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.708439 del
I searched programming socks the other day on amazon and now every time I go back to the site it recommends them.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.708441 del
Webby? Working on your security product?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.708442 del
Feeling terrible about my recent lack of productivity. I am such a fucking worthless boong.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.708443 del
They know your inner most desires.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.708444 del
7 inches.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.708445 del
Spin up a few new projects with
>npx create-react-app my-app

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.708449 del
Why is Weber getting Trev'd for working on a project?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.708450 del
Nevermind. Wrong Yes post.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.708451 del
Trust the Trev.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.708454 del
recommendation_watchnext.serve() has ruined my personality

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.708455 del
//Depreciate it!

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.708457 del
I'll be a NEET again in less than two weeks.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.708460 del
I trust WomboSec

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.708461 del
Don't post this shit here.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.708462 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.708463 del
I bought the onions.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.708464 del
I might move to Hobart. Might not be the best season to make the move, though.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.708465 del
You need to get a new barber.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.708466 del
Ting ting

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.708467 del
Welcome back.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.708468 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.708469 del
Well bantered

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.708470 del
The greater good.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.708471 del
The greatest good.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.708477 del
Need to sacrifice a cow to Saturn while it's in Taurus ♉

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.708478 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.708479 del
I'm glad someone saved those memes.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.708480 del
I've read this post before.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No.708484 del
bored, might try and hack wombosec

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.708485 del
Imagine the shell.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.708486 del
I don't know what that means but it sounds well bantered.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.708487 del
I don't know either, I just know shells are IT lingo. I think.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.708488 del
It might not have been as well bantered as I suspected then. I am going to withhold judgement until we have more information.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:30 [Preview] No.708489 del
Too late, you can't take it back.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.708490 del
Hahaha shell

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.708491 del
It wasn't bad.
Not great, but better than many of the other posts this evening.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.708492 del
Improve your posting.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.708493 del
Wash yo ass nigga.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.708494 del
Have a blessed day Neets, o7

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.708495 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.708496 del
You too mate.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.708497 del
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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.708499 del

It's saluting apparently.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.708502 del
Did you read it?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.708503 del
Weber made me get a tramp stamp

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.708504 del
>he didn't read it

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.708506 del
The whitest Hungarians.

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.708508 del
A McSlut at McDonalds McSucked my McCock.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.708509 del
That's Finnish.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.708510 del
You can McFuckOff

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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.708512 del
smiling for no reason

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.708513 del
youre welcome

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.708514 del
You are happy.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.708515 del
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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.708516 del
Buda or Pest?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.708517 del
My ears are cold. The new haircut.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.708518 del
>i will never know which he prefers

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.708519 del
Beard length?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.708520 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.708521 del
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33rd anniversary of the Garfield strip where Jon drinks dog semen

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.708522 del
When you wank the dog you need to make sure you collect the semen in the dog semen cup, not the coffee cup.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.708523 del
couchbed time

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.708524 del
Good night.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.708525 del
Discord on the right lol. Fucking always.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.708526 del
Went for a run. Made up for my lack of productivity somewhat. Feeling a bit less terrible.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.708527 del
rarbg.to died.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.708528 del
that was my go-to for tv shows and stuff

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.708529 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.708530 del
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They didn't even attempt to solicit donations or volunteers or anything.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.708531 del
That is a shame. There are alternatives though.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.708532 del
John Wick 4 and the new mario film were the last two things I grabbed from there. I probably killed the site with my terrible taste causing the admins to shut it down.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.708533 del
Hmmm, yeah. I would've thought they do that and try to fund a move to Asia or something.
Maybe it is hard to get donations for what is technically an illegal activity?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.708534 del
>unstoppable mouse
Good lord.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.708535 del
What are the best public alternatives?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.708536 del
Me too. Nite. Big day tomorrow. Fight camp and pride month. One is preparation for the next.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.708537 del
Good night King.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.708539 del
Cheers noot.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.708540 del
Fight camp isn't real.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.708541 del
Rape camp is real.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.708542 del
My parents used to send me there for the whole summer holidays.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.708543 del
NK? I wish I got to go to rape camp. I'd probably be a lot better at it if I did.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.708544 del
Umm NEET I don't quite know how to tell you...

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.708545 del
Are you the legendary neet that taught NK how to rape?! The one spoken of in whispers and known as BIG TONE?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.708546 del
YouTube shorts for the past few hours

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.708547 del
Big Tone, big bone.
leaves uz blackfellas walkin like crabs but wez always come back for it aye

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.708548 del
Your attention span has shrunk down to nothing.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.708549 del
I used to use tiktok for an hour or two before bed each night. I never intended to use it that much but the time would get away from me. I was horrified when I saw the hours logged over the last week in the settings and I've hardly used it since. That shit can be very addictive.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.708550 del
Cruisey sold me some dodgy quail once. All the cock birds were gay.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.708551 del
You looking at duck memes?

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.708552 del
No, I mostly used it for videos of cosplay girls. I'd get really into one and roleplay in my head that she was my gf. I found Olive during that little circuit. I started posting her videos here which is how she got established. I don't do the pretend gf thing with tiktok girls anymore but I still pretend I have a gf. I find it helps me with productive things. Like I won't be such a boong if I pretend she is watching. When I lift I pretend I am in the gym with her and impressing her or on her parents' farm doing some work and she is very impressed. I know this is sad and all but it keeps me going.
Post the duck memes.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.708553 del
Some of them go for too long

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NEET I value your honesty but I won't deny finding your current mental state a bit discomforting.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.708555 del

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.708556 del
If I'm not actively trying to work up the courage to commit suicide then I consider my mental state to be comfortable. I know this isn't normal and perhaps not healthy behaviour but it is what I do and it works for me.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.708557 del
You are doing your best in difficult circumstances NEET.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.708558 del
Thanks neet.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.708559 del
>Balzac's work habits were legendary. He wrote from 1 am to 8 am every morning and sometimes even longer.
One of us.
Top kek at his name being "honour the ballsack". /lit/ said he would edge as he worked as this helped his productivity. Just think of what future ballsack is here at 1am having a cheeky little rub as he writes erotic neet fanfiction.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.708560 del
>His preferred method was to eat a light meal at five or six in the afternoon, then sleep until midnight. He then rose and wrote for many hours, fueled by innumerable cups of black coffee.
Imagine the sloppy poos.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.708561 del
I am off to bed. Good night NEETs.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.708562 del
Good night neet. I will be joining you.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 16:12 [Preview] No.708563 del
I missed the bedtime rush.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.708564 del
Can’t sleep. First night off the goon type of fridge meme. It’ll pass by dawn.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 16:36 [Preview] No.708565 del
Even if you only sleep for for an hour or two. Creating a consintent sleep routine that is not during the day is a positive step.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 16:46 [Preview] No.708566 del
One anime torrent site that did exactly that type of request. They closed down for a while and people thought they took their money but later returned.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 17:22 [Preview] No.708567 del
Turned the YouTube shorts off.
Mind control and brain damage.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 18:12 [Preview] No.708568 del
Cunts fucked I got paid. Interest from the Jewish bankers.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.708569 del
Good morning my kittens

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 21:40 [Preview] No.708570 del
I put the bin out, no thanks to you lot.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 22:42 [Preview] No.708571 del
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NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.708572 del
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>“Please cloth off Vegana Galore, do the needful…”
Goldbobs in theaters 2025

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 23:25 [Preview] No.708573 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=S7TYr4PFQGk [Embed]
remember this budding exec legend

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 23:35 [Preview] No.708574 del
Don't forget to put the bins out Weber.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.708575 del
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You don't even know what bin day it is.

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.708576 del
I wait until the board tells me.
I forgot last week

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.708577 del
The board wouldn't know whether it was green waste week or recycling week

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 23:44 [Preview] No.708578 del
I have to look at the other houses.
I dont have a green bin

NEET 05/31/2023 (Wed) 23:53 [Preview] No.708579 del
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NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 00:30 [Preview] No.708580 del
The millions the gov wastes on all these services, and in the end nobody cared.


NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.708583 del
Monk hasn't show up for fight club. I guess it was all too hard.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 01:26 [Preview] No.708584 del
I need to find a new walking route. I have been going too deep into the bad home areas. Pitbulls barking at me, one of them headbutting the fence trying to get at me.
There is a bad home that has trained their parrot to squawk out "fuck you". It even has the aggro bogan accent.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.708585 del
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Just finished insulating spare room. Having a break to look at reverse osmosis water filters then I'm going to the gym and have some quiche from last night for dinner. None of these activities involves non-whites or jews.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 01:48 [Preview] No.708586 del
What did you use for insulation? Pink bats? In the walls or just the ceiling space?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 01:55 [Preview] No.708587 del
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My insulation is Reich™ brand jew hair and its for the ceiling and under the sleeping platform. I already have a triple stage carbon filter so I think I can just fit on a couple osmotic filters in the housing which would be pretty affordable plus I have lots of 5 mm Zyklon tubing leftover from another project. The plug and play filters are pretty pricey.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 01:58 [Preview] No.708588 del
>5 mm Zyklon tubing
Isn't that too narrow for mains water pressure (~160psi)?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.708589 del
Might do a poo.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 02:16 [Preview] No.708591 del
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youtube 'prankster' gets off lightly

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.708592 del

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its rated to 2MPa which is two million psi you retard. Now leave me alone I have to concentrate on my upside down push ups.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.708594 del
Was he wearing a ring?
First bloke should have kicked his head in.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.708595 del
and your little hose barbs and clamps?
sheeeeeit, why doesn't the building code just specify 5mm rubber hose for house plumbing

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.708596 del
Yeah they shouldn't have stopped at "it's a prank", anybody can say that after the fact. Should have rendered him completely immobile with head kicks.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.708597 del
2MPa is 290psi

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.708598 del
Poo completed.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.708599 del

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.708600 del
beay byea ,meh mur ,mehhh myeah !

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.708601 del
Went outside.
Got food but it's not worth it.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:37 [Preview] No.708602 del
Starting to think that eating birds (including chicken) is a Jewish trick.
Chickens were bred for cockfighting, not for eating.
Eating bugs is the newest version of this.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.708603 del
>Chickens were bred for cockfighting, not for eating.
second most retarded poster today after the nazi plumber

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.708604 del
There's evidence of people breeding them for around 7000 years but only evidence of people eating them for a little over 2000 years.
It's like how we breed budgies, just not for violence.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.708605 del
They're both really low quality posters.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.708606 del
I and Tiffo are immune to your criticism.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.708607 del
looks scary

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.708608 del
Bob Lazar was a plant.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.708609 del
firin mah lazar

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.708610 del
If monk doesn't wake up and post in the next 42 minutes I'm going to drink alcohol and eat a boig.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.708612 del
I hope Monk doesn't wake up until after the deadline.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.708613 del
He was a lavender bush.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.708614 del
He's a fucking wanker. Apparently Fight Club is just staying in bed 18 hours a day.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.708615 del
Fight club isn't real.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.708616 del
Just like Breakfast Club

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:00 [Preview] No.708617 del
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NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.708618 del
That sounds awful. Having some tickets would give him something to do and he would feel productive and not have the anxiety about being busted for not having any work.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.708619 del
If he was smart he'd pick up a second job that let him work remote and just do that from the first job's office.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.708620 del
How is it that I have the option of buying a $28 water filter housing with four payments of $7 to some e-jew? What kind of low IQ subhuman would select such moronicity?
You need to stop smoking the drugs and get with the SIG program m80.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.708621 del
That sounds great.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.708622 del
Watch it mate.
Breakfast club is a well intentioned foundation of good NEETly living.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:10 [Preview] No.708623 del
The founder didn't even make breakfast that would qualify

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:17 [Preview] No.708624 del
I recall an omelette.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:21 [Preview] No.708625 del
pronounced ohm-a-letty

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.708626 del
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NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.708627 del
>t. Mongaro
Get your hand off it.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.708629 del
That would mean Corvette is pronounced Cor-vetty

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.708630 del
It is though

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:44 [Preview] No.708631 del
Bowel removal surgery.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.708632 del
You never appreciated it anyway

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:47 [Preview] No.708633 del
>It is understood the legal fees racked up during the case total $25 million

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.708634 del
Kerry Stokes was bankrolling some or all of his legals I think.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:51 [Preview] No.708635 del
I vaguely recall the VC being used as collateral too, although that will be worthless if revoked.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 04:55 [Preview] No.708636 del

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.708637 del
I ate some kent pumpkin and brussels sprouts.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.708638 del
The mandarins had too many seeds.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.708639 del
right fuck you monk

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:04 [Preview] No.708640 del
You should do fight camp without Monk in order to mog him when you turn your life around and he doesn't.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.708641 del
It's no wonder his mother has had a gutful.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.708642 del
Both mothers

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.708643 del
He makes all these posts about fighting in Vietnam and Rhodesia, but the simple fact of the matter is he couldn't be trusted to get out of bed and have your back.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.708644 del
I was looking out my window and saw some tatted up derro walk into my front yard and break off one of the roses from my rose bush.
I banged on the window glass and yelled "Fuck off!" and he said "get fucked" and just walked off with the rose.
I regret saying anything now. Nothing good can come from it and he might retaliate in the future. He looked like a real criminal individual. You can't win against them, they just don't give a shit.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:28 [Preview] No.708645 del
Do you have a fence and a gate you can keep locked?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.708646 del
No, there is no front fence or driveway gate.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.708647 del

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.708648 del
I've had idiots (besides the cops) climb over my locked gate and ring the doorbell. They act surprised when you react angrily. Some even ask that you unlock the gate for their exit.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.708649 del
How high is the gate?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.708650 del
5 foot or so

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.708651 del
What were you going to do with the rose if he didn't pick it?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.708652 del
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NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.708653 del
Present it to Olive.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.708654 del

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.708655 del
You better not be defending this scumbag's behaviour.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.708656 del
When/if the interior renovations are done, I might look at enclosing the front porch with another door so that they can't even get to the actual front door and doorbell.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.708657 del
I slept in because I was awake all night.
You could always try again tomorrow

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.708658 del
But you aren't active at 6-7am either, so how many fucking hours are you sleeping?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.708659 del
Nice selection.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.708660 del
I've consumed 713kcal of actual food today. The booze wont add much and the sugar free coke is calorie free.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.708661 del
That's what you need for a black Russian.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 05:59 [Preview] No.708662 del
Got NDIS Worker cleared after 4 weeks. ID starts with '666'.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.708663 del

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.708664 del
I slept from around 6am-2pm today

It's about more than calories and you know it. You've tried low calorie diets and man shake type of shit and it hasnt worked
I'll be waiting for the status update on Jun 10.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.708665 del
Thanks, but I completed the work I needed it for last week.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.708666 del
>I'll be waiting for the status update on Jun 10.
Will you even be out of bed dawg?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.708667 del
>I slept from around 6am-2pm today
What did you do in the 2 hours after that that you weren't posting?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.708668 del
You'd think there would be an expedited check for the stated reason of 'IT Support' as opposed to 'Washing mong bums'.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.708669 del
Mong bums are our most precious natural resource. The jewel in this nation's crown.

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NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.708671 del
For sure. I can absolutely see the reason for a thorough background check in the case of hands-on or face-to-face workers.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.708672 del
Did my morning routine and then saw this post: >>708610 and decided to stay quiet just for shits and giggles.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.708673 del
>and decided to stay quiet just for shits and giggles.
You are not fooling anybody with this, Monk.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.708674 del
This in itself exposes a massive flaw on the part of NDIS providers. Imagine if Defence put people in Top Secret positions while their clearances were pending.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.708675 del
You need NDIS workers orientation, police check, and (depending on the company) 4 DCSIs. That is before industry compliance modules that relate to specific tasks.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.708676 del
Saying that, I can almost guarantee that their dcsis run out withoutthem being dismissed.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:33 [Preview] No.708677 del
I had an unfortunate dry rice spill in the kitchen.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.708678 del
>4 DCSIs
What does this mean?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.708679 del
2kg or 30kg?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:38 [Preview] No.708680 del
Working with the aged, disabled, vulnerable (foster care etc) and children.
They're different checks.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.708681 del
>police check
That comes with the NDIS Worker check. Both SAPOL and AFP/ACIC.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.708682 del
I would pass all those checks but I still don't like the thought of them looking into me. Fuck them.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.708683 del
Police checks only get updated as requested, and last 3 years.
So I could potentially get a job as a carer, then commit crimes that would make me fail it but retain my job until the next check.
NDIS workers check is an active document that can get changed and doesn't need to be updated, three years later.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.708684 del
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NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.708685 del
They brought it in because herders were fucking up (in ways that wouldn't cause you to fail a dcsi) and just moving to the next company.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.708686 del
Yeah, in the check I did they kept writing emails at each stage stating that if they required further clarification they would contact me. I'd have revoked the application if that had happened.
Even though I haven't committed any crime that would affect my professional interaction with another, I guarantee I came up on whatever lists of racists and anti-wokes they maintain.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.708687 del
Every time I do something with regard to firearms or firearms clubs these checks get re-run. Knowing how keen they are to take stuff away, they probably just have a cron job re-running everyone's details each week or month.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.708688 del
Your workplace can apply for them on your behalf.
I used to do it for herders 3 months before they expired.
DHS would email me before the herders.
And I'd just take all their shifts away, then tell someone else to let them know that we were waiting for the checks to come back.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:48 [Preview] No.708689 del
Yeah today's email mentioned that disciplinary action at $EMPLOYER is now monitored. So it sounds like employers are CCing the vetting department in on happenings.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:50 [Preview] No.708690 del
>Your workplace can apply for them on your behalf.
Your clearance is basically 'sponsored' (even if no money changes hands) by your employer or would-be employer.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.708691 del
That's to do with guns, not wiping bums.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:55 [Preview] No.708692 del
We used to do payment plans for them iirc

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.708693 del
Same databases. So I probably have a more up-to-date criminal record than you do at any point in time.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.708694 del
>I probably have a more up-to-date criminal record than you do
And more extensive.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.708695 del
I dunno how it all works. I got charged $140 or something and then said 'oi cunt' and got it paid back.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.708696 del
Other than DUI and exceeding a 50 zone by more than 30, proved is 100% NIL. That's where their lists of racists and useful idiots etc comes in.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:06 [Preview] No.708698 del
Probably wont hear from Motherbat for a couple of weeks re BRS SMS correspondence.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.708699 del
What has happened?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.708700 del
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She is a fake news junkie and thinks violence against women is never justified.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.708701 del
You should keep to more pleasant topics when conversing with her.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.708702 del
I'm not real sure either. I've never had to apply for them myself, the workplaces did.
I never paid either but work needed them.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.708703 del
Can't argue with that.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.708704 del
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I try to, but she brought it up.
She's not having a good time of it, on account of her bung knee and the shit medical service down there. This is the sort of shit I get every morning.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.708705 del
Well you aren't wrong but it is probably best to let those sorts of things slide for the sake of a smooth relationship.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.708706 del
I'd watch it on Womboflix.

That last line, kek

>Six years before the siege, Monis had confronted Koch and other Sunrise presenters as they mingled with fans outside the Martin Place studios.
I wondered why they stopped that.

Tab closed?


Make it a servants entrance.


How many kilograms will be cooked tonight?

A wonderfully and whimsical chat.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.708707 del
Going to take a huge shit. Seven coffees down and yet this is the first of the day. I'm developing a resistance.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.708708 del
Seven (7) (you)'s. Truly blessed.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:20 [Preview] No.708709 del
>Seven coffees down and yet this is the first of the day. I'm developing a resistance.
If they're short blacks or lacking in water, they don't contribute much to poops.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:21 [Preview] No.708710 del
I just put a splash of milk in the mug, two teaspoons of the coles organic fairtrade coffee, and fill up the mug with boiling water.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.708711 del

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.708712 del
You guys are weird

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.708713 del
>won't be white
Probably won't be man either.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.708714 del
Nevermind, I thought that was a continuation of the same conversation.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.708715 del
You reckon they'll cross the white and gender divide at the same time? The nugget Mermaid is shaping up to be the biggest box office flop in a long time.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.708716 del

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.708718 del
7 brews, 7 you's
7 poos?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.708719 del
Horrible tine. First log came out fine but the second one got stuck and didn't want to leave. Messy experience. Got poo on the toilet seat again.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.708720 del
Beerandbbqfest is on in July.
He wont take me.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.708721 del
I'd prefer an irregular girl to a non-white man.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.708722 del
Seven poos but they are delivered all at once.
An arse catastrophe.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.708723 del
>Got poo on the toilet seat again.
How TF are you shidding exactly??? This should never happen. I have a busted arse and about five types of undiagnosed cancer and at no time to I get shit anywhere near the seat I am sitting on.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:31 [Preview] No.708724 del
It will be a daring challenge of taboos and systemic oppression. An eye opening statement.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.708725 del
And how exactly does a coloured (forebears oppressed by British colonizers) come to sign up for MI6 in the first place?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.708726 del
It is the explosions that do it. Somehow I get flecks of poo on the underside of the toilet seat due to the violence with which I shit.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.708727 del
Your delicate NEET bottom shouldn't explode like that.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.708728 del

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.708730 del
This picture is in the top 5 of Pajeet pictures. Helmet Pajeet is number 2 or 3.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.708731 del
LegalPorno girls have no problem shidding, I bet.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.708732 del

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.708733 del
>I dont have a green bin

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:48 [Preview] No.708734 del
10k said whore has to shid more often.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.708735 del
whore didn't even have to get anally fisted during her photo shoots

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.708736 del
What of it?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.708737 del
Can you imagine the director of any other listed company making this kind of admission? I can't, and quite frankly it is disgusting.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.708738 del
There is a brave female officer who believes in xer and gives xer a chance, facing the wrath of patriarchy.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.708739 del
Imagine paying council rates for a bin they haven't even delivered.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.708740 del
Oh shid. You're saying it will be a BROWN CHICK with a DICK?!

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.708741 del
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Different lids fit different thrones.
The D type with a poo poo stool is best for tail sprayers.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.708742 del
Why would anybody recycle green waste?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.708743 del
Color more closely indeterminable.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.708744 del
You have frontward facing pelvis.
You strut like a scarecrow.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.708745 del
Imagine Weber trying to use a German toilet with one of those poo inspection shelves they have. There would be much consternation as the schrecklich massiver mist refuses to budge.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.708746 del
Pretty sure you have to pay for it

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.708747 del
I never paid for one. Don't think Motherbat did either.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.708748 del
You earned 'em!

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.708749 del
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>An arse catastrophe.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:01 [Preview] No.708750 del
This looks killer. Do you know any of the grill mobs?
Living End is playing.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.708752 del
Can someone bring me back a plateful of every dish please.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.708753 del
No, I only know about it because somebody musical is involved on the Sunday.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.708754 del
Shaved my jihadi beard. Used soap and shampoo for the first time in a while. Put sheets on the bed after going without for a fortnight. Vacuumed the office, washed my desk. Washing on. Socialised with mother.
Gym after dindins. Fight camp under way.

I'll go

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.708755 del
Keep away from her.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.708756 del
>I'll go
Sunday looks the cheapest.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.708757 del
Weber, have you ever used Fortran?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.708758 del
Well done King. You're gonna make it.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.708759 del
I'd could reach a professional level with the instrument and you'd still be posting this every time I considered going public.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.708760 del
>without for a fortnight
You say it like that is a long time.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.708761 del
I have one of Fatherbot's books on it. I have never used it. I worked with somebody who had previously worked for an optical lens place that still used it for lens grinding.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.708762 del
Disgusting pajeet and disgusting club whore

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.708763 del
Watching iron chef

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.708764 del
>disgusting club whore
She looks about 55.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.708765 del
Katy Steele looks like a mong.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.708766 del
is this a porn

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.708767 del
Which Iron Chef is your favourite?

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.708768 del
apparently some music granny

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.708769 del
>born 9 September 1983
lol disgusting

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:28 [Preview] No.708770 del
Weber knows Humphrey B Bear.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.708771 del
you jest, but

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.708772 del
Thick frank snosaj

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.708773 del
Weber spent AOL funds to make the original kitty litter animation.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.708774 del
Hiroyuki, probably.
I'll need to watch a few again to reevaluate.
Should put some on womboflix

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.708775 del
Going to do another poo and then go for a run.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.708776 del

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.708777 del
He should have died at the same time as Epstein.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.708778 del
Stay safe.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.708779 del
He's good value like this banger
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OCeJYmH7MQc [Embed]

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.708780 del
Save time

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.708781 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-cf1bnEb5Rs [Embed]

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.708782 del
Tiffin rolled on Weber in an ASIO investigation once.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.708784 del
If Tiffin can escape the Mental Health ward he escape the authorities with ease.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.708786 del
No-one can escape wombosec

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.708787 del
>t. Tiffin

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.708788 del
His arse is in good hands.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.708789 del
Weber is going to put a .338 round up his bumhole.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.708790 del
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NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.708791 del
Nah uh! Webby is a good boy, Britney Amber's told me.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 09:04 [Preview] No.708792 del

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.708793 del
Hearty kek

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.708794 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM [Embed]

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.708795 del
No one escapes the bucket.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.708796 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE [Embed]

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.708797 del
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NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.708798 del

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.708799 del
Only 10K and Weber lived this at an appropriate age.

NEET 06/01/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.708800