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NEET General #699 - Mixed up, Muddled up, Shook up World Edition NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No. 712728
Some neets say she is a boy, some say he is a girl - will we ever truly know?

OLD: >>711898

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.712732 del
Honorary South Australian

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.712733 del
That's a man.

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.712750 del
A terrible thread

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.712752 del
Of course the South Australians are the simps for that attention whore

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.712773 del
Thank you for fresh thread!

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.712774 del
Good morning and have a blessed day Neet Bros!

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.712786 del
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NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.712800 del
this thread bad

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.712802 del
made too soon you dumb bitch

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.712828 del
she's drinking jack and coke
she's getting a buzz before watching people drink drive
i am god's strongest drunk driver
i can't tell you

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.712830 del
a terrible post you should be ashamed oliveneet

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.712872 del
Both the Olive neets are South Australian.

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.712879 del
Keep hearing spooky noises

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.712882 del
Whizzed to death.

NEET 06/10/2023 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.712919 del
>Free-trade talks between Australia, EU stall over prosecco, parmesan, mozzarella, feta naming rights

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.712925 del
Maybe the BO wants to try deleting the CP thread?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.712927 del
6 cups of black coffee so far today

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.712928 del
Just a mondster and a cup of coffee for me so far.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.712929 del
I'd have thought BO would get copied on global reports, but obviously not.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.712930 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.712931 del
I shid bigger than you

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.712945 del
haven't drunk much coffee lately, and now I'm shaking after 3 coffees
truth to be told, it might be alcohol withdrawal

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:30 [Preview] No.712946 del
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>will we ever truly know
You just need to have a sniff. The nose knows.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.712947 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.712948 del
Our labrador used to do that to every woman he encountered.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.712949 del
> [Romania]
> [France]
>attention seeking e-slut
Terrible thread.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.712950 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.712951 del
every backyard should have a small section that you’re scared to go in

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.712952 del
only if you're a pussy

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.712953 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.712954 del
Weber disobeying Motherbat: oh what harm is a few little sweets after dinner... motherbat needn't know
Weber 30 minutes later: ohhhh my tummy hurts, oh motherbat was right again..

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 01:00 [Preview] No.712955 del
Very well drawn. lol

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.712956 del
Got stuff to do today. Let us hope it is a productive day.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.712957 del
It is 10:33 ACST, the day is half over

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.712958 del
Master has given Dobby a cumsock!

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.712959 del
Not me it isn't. I don't wake up until about 10:30 am SA time and go to bed about 1 am.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.712960 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.712961 del
You're a lift harry.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.712962 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.712963 del
Thanks for saving the second one. Wew, if I wasn't going to the gym tonight I'd have cum buckets by now. I love her hips.
She is really pretty in the first one too.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.712964 del
6 cups here as well, plus a white mondster

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.712965 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.712966 del
Make sure to have a bottle of sauv blanc to balance out the mongsters.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.712967 del
Do you still stand by this statement?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 02:14 [Preview] No.712968 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 02:22 [Preview] No.712969 del
have several bottles

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.712970 del
how many servings of fruit is a bottle of wine?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.712971 del
oliveneets are bad home neets

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.712972 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.712973 del
This is a pro tranny board. Monk's beloved Stepmum is one, and Weber has announced he is transitioning as well.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.712974 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.712975 del
>Weber has announced
In the LTT video?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.712976 del
>In the LTT video?
Yes and then he said here on the board that he wanted some programmer socks.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.712977 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.712978 del
That's what I thought too.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.712979 del
NEETs I don't like the police but I don't like derro scum that engage in crime and anti-social behaviour either.
How do I reconcile these seemingly opposed viewpoints?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.712980 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.712981 del
Dan has a tranny too at his Munno Para store.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.712982 del
Imagine the torment a kid called Daniel would go through if he became a tranny.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.712983 del
>How do I reconcile these seemingly opposed viewpoints?
you don't
and never will
if you want to remain relatively sane, all you can do is to think about them separately
or better yet, not thinking about them at all

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.712984 del
Stole anything good lately?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.712985 del
Erdély is Hungarian

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.712986 del
aside from you mom's virginity, I haven't stole anything lately
and I wouldn't go as far as to call it a good steal

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:34 [Preview] No.712987 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.712988 del
Do you think you're talking to Jesus or something you stupid fucking gypsy?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.712989 del
Gm, fight camp today fr fr


NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.712990 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.712991 del
Maybe instead of a multi, monk could use his $5 for an orgy with gyppo's twelve sisters.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.712992 del
This is a Magyar board m8. We love Hungarians and hate filthy melon sellers like you.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.712993 del
Why would be pay double the usual price?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.712994 del
my mad
nice digits

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.712995 del
Weighing up having a wank to that deleted Olive video or attending NEET fight camp.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.712996 del
They will have to retire after he is through with them.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.712997 del
Imagine a gypsy crossed with a boong.

NEET Board owner 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.712998 del
I don't know why some NEETs find it necessary to make hostile and stupid posts to anyone they see with a different flag. But it really isn't acceptable.

Word Salad mentally ill NEET you are very close to being banned. I have warned you twice in the past and you seem to be getting worse. If you want to be banned just say so and I will ban you. Stop shitting up the board and filling the mod queue with pointless reports.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.712999 del
Lighten up mate.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:42 [Preview] No.713000 del
Word salad,
Yummy yummy.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.713001 del
>virgin mongoloid ass kisser vs chad melon fucker

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.713002 del
Behead those who insult Hungary.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.713003 del
noice trips
I want to kms because I was off by one
it would be funny
am I getting banned already?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.713004 del
>am I getting banned already?
It's rushing to your defence.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.713005 del
Thinking about that NEET's Cetaphil.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.713006 del
pic rel goes up your ass
u w0t m8?
thank you! I'm a little drunk and I can't read properly

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.713007 del
Please do not swear, this is a family friendly Christian board.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.713008 del
Took Motherbat on a drive before lunch.
Got caught by a Police officer with a radar as I was driving along the river front at Goolwa for doing 58 in a 50 zone. Expiation notice was delivered via email before I was even home from lunch.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.713009 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.713010 del
Nordy weber.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.713011 del
That is bad luck.
How much was the fine?
Demerit points?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.713012 del
let me rectify
pic rel goes up your butt

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.713013 del
It seems we are back to the old ways of rules being inconsistently enforced. Rule 13 can be openly violated and we are just meant to accept it.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.713014 del
It just fell out of me.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.713015 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.713016 del
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Thinking I might put off neet fight camp again.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.713017 del
He let me off with a caution after asking me how much I had to drink and when my last speeding offence was and going back to his car to check some things. He couldn't breatho me as his device needed to be calibrated or something. The expiation notice says $0 .

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.713018 del
Yeah, luckily I made it to the toilet in time.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.713019 del
he called me mentally ill as if he's a beacon of mental health

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.713020 del
Well memed.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.713021 del
Going to have steak and eggs after the gym tonight.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.713022 del
thanks :)

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.713023 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.713024 del
he is god's stronger drink driver

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.713025 del
Good afternoon NEET.

>fr fr
I look forward to the updates.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.713026 del
That was good of him.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.713027 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.713028 del
I'm actually pro police, and think they should be more aggressive in confronting crime and derros

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.713029 del
Lucky NEET.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.713030 del
Yeah he was a good one.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.713031 del
Real fight camp starts tomorrow?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.713032 del
>pro cop
The same queers that have been enforcing all the Covid and anti-white bullshit.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.713033 del
>gym tonight
You're making me feel guilty.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.713034 del
Maybe the real fight club is the friends we made along the way.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.713035 del
Maybe, that other neet talking about the gym makes me think maybe I should go and stop being such a boong.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.713036 del
You can come with me tonight and watch me squat.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.713037 del
Well bantered.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.713038 del
>stop being such a boong.
The cum chair isn't going to get any less fragrant.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.713039 del
I feel like there's at least three of us here that talk about going to the gym.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.713040 del
Yep, those cunts wouldn't hesitate to shoot you dead if they were told to do it. They select for a very particular temperament and it is one of autistic obedience to the law. Part of why they are so keen on getting the women in is they will enforce whatever rules there are without asking why they exist or even understanding what they are.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.713041 del
He's not the one with the cum chair.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.713042 del
It sucks not having any respect for institutions I used to look up to as a kid.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.713043 del
You need to hit the gym too, if you are not planning to do so already.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.713044 del
I prefer hitting women.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.713045 del
Do so at the gym.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.713046 del
I haven't squatted in nearly a month but at least I deadlifted a fortnight ago.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.713047 del
God, nuro has paid for discord nitro.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.713048 del
what's that?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.713049 del
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>Past a certain age, a neet without a kfc family feast can be a bad thing

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.713050 del
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A premium subscription service that lets you put a spinny wheel around your avatar and use different emojis. I guess it is a better use of his money than getting a hacker to fuck with this site like he said he would.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.713051 del
How would you know that?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.713052 del
He dm'd me a while ago so I can see his profile.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.713053 del
How did he know what your ID was?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.713054 del
We were in the same server.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.713055 del
Weber slid into my DMs and made a vulgar remark once.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.713056 del
Do you still talk to him? I was in his little poofter server with Tiffin for a little, before Tiffin went schizo at me then he blocked me and Nuro went NPC with looping responses.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.713057 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.713058 del
No. I told him it was unwise to persist in the shit stirring after beau's warning but he ignored it of course.
He is probably better off without the board. It seemed to be very stressful for him.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.713059 del
just dropped a rank fart

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.713060 del
>It seemed to be very stressful for him.
He doesn't have to worry about any of it anymore. RIP.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.713061 del
A necromancer managed to resurrect Nuro with his consciousness intact.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.713062 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.713063 del
Previously before the helicopter incident they did.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.713065 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.713066 del
tomorrow is day 4 of taking the cabbage pill

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.713067 del
i doubt think i can trust this fart brewing in me

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.713068 del
Very conflicted about attending fight club today. Might just open a sauv blanc and get it over with.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.713069 del
Stay strong. I'm struggling with the tax today. No more taxation in the future

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:25 [Preview] No.713070 del
Have a drink

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.713071 del
I've given up already.
Cheers noot.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.713072 del
I got a pinot grigio from eye-tally for a change

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.713073 del
Elon Musk's autopilot has killed more people than Ted Kaczynski.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.713074 del
My bedroom still smells like last night's farts. I was worried I was going to shid the bed during the night.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.713075 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.713076 del
Pull the handbrake and hit both

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:38 [Preview] No.713077 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.713078 del
It's too early for you

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.713079 del
Good finds for the train enthusiast.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.713080 del
That road is gay. Should be 100 between goolwa and victor.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:47 [Preview] No.713081 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.713082 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.713083 del
This was Liverpool Road that runs on the river front, you big chungus.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.713084 del
Alright neets, avoided the bottle-o. On set to go to the gym tonight.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.713085 del
Look like comfy reads.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.713086 del
More or less used to be (with 60 in the main drag of Port Elliott and Middleton), but a bunch of fatalities eroded that over the years.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.713087 del
The cabbage has changed my body odour.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.713088 del
I heard some girls whispering about how bad you smell.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:51 [Preview] No.713089 del
Good I hope they hated the smell.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.713090 del
Well, you knew better.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.713091 del
Lost a client today. Put me in a right mood.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.713092 del
Tourist cunts.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.713093 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.713094 del
Died or whizzed away?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.713095 del
They said they'd rather suck on brussel sprouts than your balls

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.713096 del
Complaining about industry practices.
I said good luck with finding anyone apart from Mable who does less than a 2hr minimum engagement.
They went on about how NDIS said it can be as little as the client chose. I said fairwork makes me pay workers a minimum of 2hrs.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.713097 del
I didn't give those sluts a choice.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.713098 del
I hope you told them to fuck off and die and called them a cunt and said you will never take them back

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.713099 del
Give their email address to Weber.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.713100 del
It is tough to deal with these unhappy and mentally ill people. They try and get a bit of power back in their powerless lives by doing stuff like that.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.713101 del
>apart from Mable
is she hot?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.713102 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.713103 del
made me horny

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.713104 del
i'm worried that some of you aren't antisemitic enough

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.713106 del
i could have taken more gooder ones

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.713107 del
En route to the gym.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.713108 del
I hope the other two are with you.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.713109 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.713110 del
Based and power bossman played.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.713111 del
I look forward to the update afterwards.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.713112 del
>I said fairwork makes me pay workers a minimum of 2hrs.
Would this change if you used contractors?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.713113 del
in bed on laptop, going to try to sleep until midnight then i'll go to the gym

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.713114 del
>in bed on laptop

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.713115 del
yeah, a grumpy neet got grumpy at me for calling my laptop a bedtop once

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.713116 del
wasnt me

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.713117 del
thanks, I will

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.713118 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.713119 del
you're iga

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.713120 del
Depends on what you meant by contractors.
If I send a worker to shift, I need to pay them 2hrs.
This can be avoided by having them go to two different clients, so billing each one 1 hr.
But.. if either client cancels, or moves their times then I can only bill 1hr, but I'm still obligated to pay 2.
I pay $30 something an hour (+10.5% super, after tax) and can only bill $62.17. So having a worker there for 1 hr, will cost me to roster them there if I need to pay for 2.
The clause in question is from NDIA who state that a client can request a XX min shift (15min etc) and should only be billed for that. Which is easy for them to say because they don't need to deal with casual staffing issues.
Let's see them find a worker who will accept a 15min shift.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.713121 del
Even if they did accept it, then I could get sued for breaching fairwork regulations.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.713122 del
IGA was smarter than nuro and had a less distinctive typing style.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.713123 del
as gandalf said hate the game not the player harry

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.713124 del
Shockingly poorly bantered

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.713125 del
I am surprised Olive is only 27, I thought she was already 27 and turning 28.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.713126 del
your olive lore is poor

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.713127 del
They'll get the same from the other company they're with.
If they ask to come back when they realise I don't charge admin fees or establishment fees, and I am the cheapest option (apart from Mable/HireUp etc.. Which are all gay and hard to manage because theres no admin team and they're directly liable for their own requests), I think I'll tell them to get fucked.
They said I was rorting the system.
I'm following the system, which is a rort but I'm not doing anything underhanded or trying to milk it for more than its worth.
I bill what I get told I can bill and pay the workers about $8 ph above award.
And then this shit happens and I wonder why.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.713128 del
That's basically what I told the client.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.713129 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.713130 del
>They said I was rorting the system.
should have slapped that bitch out of its chair or crutches or whatever

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.713131 del
Open the door
Get on the floor
Anal rape that Olive whore

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.713132 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.713133 del
It has upset me deeply.
I've known these people through 3 companies and 5 years.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.713134 del
They're mentally ill. Like children. Do not take it to heart.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.713135 del
These ones aren't. They're elderly. Old mate had a mild spinal cord injury and his wife is a dotty old bat.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.713136 del
Garn go res the choof pipe. I've got less than half a bottle of goon and it's not doing anything.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.713137 del
I think the costs in the system are so outrageous - the participant's money is sucked up for so little return - that you can't blame them for being unhappy.
Unfortunately you are the closest person they can reach to express their unhappiness, even though the way the system works is not your fault.
But it must be difficult for the participants seeing their NDIS money being raped.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:07 [Preview] No.713138 del
put my socks back on
footsies were cold

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.713139 del
How hard is it to get on the DSP permanently if there is nothing wrong with you?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.713140 del
I'll give them a rub.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.713141 del
You care too much about them in a professional context. Treat them like all the other mongs.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No.713142 del
You need to meet the impairment tables for the DSP somehow. This post >>712393 was good advice.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.713143 del
I understand that and I agree with it.
If I could charge $25 ph, and pay $20 ph I would but it's all a joke and it stems back to everyone thinking higher wages is a good thing.
Deflate the dollar. Revert to the gold dinah. Houses for $50k and no incentive for foreign investment.

Fuck the Jews.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.713144 del
I have a strange tightness in my stomach.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.713145 del
Fucking hell neets, I forgot about the public holiday. I'm going to be out of food.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.713146 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.713147 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.713148 del
I told you yesterday.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:22 [Preview] No.713149 del
Well said.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.713150 del
I know but that was yesterday so I forgot.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.713151 del
We need Cruisey to manage us. I wonder if he can get paid for it.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.713152 del
Really bad knotting my tumtums. Not good. Not sure what is going on.
Don't need to poo yet.
Probably caught something off that gypsy.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.713153 del
For the love of God I hope I die in my sleep tonight

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.713154 del
you cant reverse psychology god neet

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.713155 del
You guys trained me.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.713156 del
minimum 2 hours

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.713157 del
I reverse psychologised godNEET once.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.713158 del
I mentioned Sisterbot's kid's "special" NDIS chairs that were billed at like $10,000 each and look like a $50 chair from Ikea.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.713159 del
will the chemist be open tomorrow?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.713160 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:46 [Preview] No.713161 del
yeah some will

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.713162 del
>stems back to everyone thinking higher wages is a good thing
they are a good thing if you're a worker and haven't seen a real raise in living standards in a couple of decades
that's the reality in australia

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.713163 del
Going to go for a walk to see if it helps with my stomach. I think it is cramping.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.713165 del
stupid old whore is dead so it doesn't deserve a holiday

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.713166 del
>Probably caught something off that gypsy.
I'm clean
>Don't need to poo yet.
don't defecate in your own mouth when you poop aussie
in europe we don't have that problem because we're not living upside down

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.713167 del
It's not her birthday.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.713168 del
For the holiday.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.713169 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.713170 del
No. That's wrong as well.
I want a legally enforceable amendment that says a worker can accept 30 min shifts and only get paid for that.
It would be a good deal with all the transport and med shifts that only take 15 mins, and you could do 3 (or more if they live together) in an hour.
I was told by an ex union boss guy that there was a "negotiable working hours" contract. Which could allow 12hr shifts, without a break, as well as those 30 min shifts, if the worker agreed to it.
Instead of how I would do it now, which is two shifts with two workers because I'd get slogged overtime rates, if it was just one worker.
It works for some workers, and I've done it before. I didn't know it was illegal.. For two consenting adults with qualifications and clearances to agree on working conditions.
There was one worker at a previous company I worked at who did 60+ hr weeks and loved it. There wasn't any overtime, it was just a flat rate. The alternative was limiting her to 38, more like 35. So missing out an at least another grand. None of us got paid super either.. which is illegal but we were all told. Most of us anyway.
Negotiable working conditions isn't real.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.713171 del
Fuck off you dog.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.713172 del
That's why we need 30 min engagements, even 15 min would be enough.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:55 [Preview] No.713173 del
takes me an hour to cum

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:56 [Preview] No.713174 del
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I won $2.40 on my bet

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.713175 del
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Fun fact - Zulu was written by a journalist named John Prebble, base on a magazine article called 'Slaughter in the sun'. His son, Simon Prebble, is my favourite audiobook narrator, and I have 20+ audiobooks read by him. It's a small world. Womboflix will be streaming Zulu (1964) in 1 hour. 15 minutes before that we will be playing some tasteful australian music. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.713176 del
how much did you spend to win that?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.713177 del
The cost of living has increased as well as devaluation. They're two different things though. Getting more money from work doesn't make things cheaper.
If I get made to pay workers more, I will increase the cost of my goods.

Potentially, that could work the other way.
Stop asking for more.
A house could cost less, but not if each person gets 70k to make my cardboard hut and the transport uber faggot has to be paid against some award that justifies $26+ph.

Minimum wage shouldn't apply for menial tasks.
Lolly pop council cunt doesn't deserve $46ph.
Everything costs way more than it should because people demand to be paid more than they're worth.
So we'll never be able to complete on a global market in anything but base resources, and that's just ours through luck.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.713178 del
eye contact is evil

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.713179 del
>Which could allow 12hr shifts, without a break
Instructing an employee to work that long without a break would make you personally liable, if an employee killed a mong in an accident. You should never tell an employee not to take a break.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.713180 del
>Lolly pop council cunt doesn't deserve $46ph.
shit I thought those guys were volunteers, how do I get that job?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.713181 del
That rule also applies to passive shifts.
The workers already get around it by working for more than one employee.
I had one worker years ago that only slept at home two or three days a week and just did passives the rest of the time.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.713182 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.713183 del
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That was careless, (You) are a bit of a silly sausage. were they white?
Zulu means zero in affrikans, its supposed to be a bit of a rip on the bantu blacks because they have no concept of mathematics outside of one, two, three and many.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.713184 del
Job agency, white card paid for and some 3 week course.
They're all fucking retarded. I saw one with a head tattoo the other day.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:11 [Preview] No.713185 del
Zulu's aren't Bantu.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.713186 del
i am chaos incarnate

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.713187 del
that neet never said they were

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.713188 del
Youre a timid, controlled mouse.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.713189 del
meow meow meow

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.713190 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.713191 del
watching a streamer

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.713192 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.713193 del
a very low quality post, consider this a warning

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.713194 del
>tfw too old to join the 27 club

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.713195 del
what music do you like?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.713196 del
>consider this a warning
Are you the BO?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.713197 del
do i have the name tag thing? my warning is a different kind

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.713198 del
>The ancestors of the Zulu migrated from western Africa into southeastern Africa during the Bantu migrations from 2000 BC until the 15th century.
That's an appropriate frog.
What a dumb dumb.
I thought they were nilotic or.

Had to look up.
I thought they were 'khoe-san'
The gods must be crazy people.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.713199 del
gonna steal all that neet's socks, then he'll be really fucked

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.713200 del
Are you threatening me, you little bitch?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.713201 del
You look like Janis Joplin

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.713202 del
yeah you're gonna have no socks tomorrow morning you motherfucker

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.713203 del
i'm honestly surprised she was only 27

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.713204 del
I thought she would be younger.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.713205 del
Going by the pics I saw I thought she was in her 30s.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.713206 del
Are you working with the underpants gnomes?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.713207 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.713208 del
She looks like zer without makeup.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.713209 del
Tiffin always goes for the losers.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.713210 del
Went for a walk. Helped a very small amount with my stomach. I hope it goes away before I need to lift.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.713211 del
Haven't eaten today

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.713212 del
Olive is now 27. Hopefully she doesn't join the 27 club though.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.713213 del
I wonder when he will be broadcasting on MoofieFlix next.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.713214 del
Well done NEET. A fast will do you good.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.713215 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.713216 del
Can we watch this before the movie?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.713217 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vZLbDb8eW1c [Embed]

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:29 [Preview] No.713218 del
I've considered making Sundays my fast day.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.713219 del
Drinking won't.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.713220 del
On an empty tummy I meant

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.713221 del
Sundays are traditionally a slow day

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.713222 del
I want to abduct a NEET, make him do a 48 hour fast then leave a bag of goon in his cell. Then I'll just sit back and observe it.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.713223 del
Traditionally a roast day

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.713224 del
I will never be able to afford a roast.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.713226 del
The specials board at the Middleton Hotel had both roast pork and roast beef on it today.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.713225 del
I cooked rice earlier to have fried rice tomorrow.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.713227 del
Eating is only good when inebriated.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.713228 del
Not true.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.713229 del
Might fast tomorrow. It will be tough going from six coffees to none but I reckon it is doable.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.713230 del
need to do a load of washing on the 15 minute setting, going to attempt nofap starting tomorrow

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.713231 del
if you have unsweetened black coffee then it won't break the fast

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.713232 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.713233 del
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the coffee cup i use is big and requires three teaspoons worth of coffee to fill it up fully, so one cup equals the equivalent to three cups

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.713234 del
she needs to get culturally enriched by some browns

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.713235 del
How many mls is the cup capacity?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.713236 del
I'm sure there's an article about congo dongo on her list somewhere

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.713237 del
>Beaming Prince Harry poses with flight attendant as he jets back to the US - and even leaves a copy of his tell-all memoir Spare as a gift!

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.713238 del
i'm not a numbers person, i used my normal size cup and 3 lots of water form it fills up my big boy cup. the normal size cup takes 1tsp of coffee

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.713239 del
$16 from the local.
Potato bake and roast pumpkin from the salad bar.
Sea food extender and pasta salad while you wait.
Some do soup too.
Big serving of fruit and jelly afterwards.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.713240 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.713241 del
Your a big mug.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.713242 del
am not

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.713243 del
I wish she would stop. It's good to see less of Nadia. They all need to go.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.713244 del
Nanna food.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.713245 del
nanna had some right ideas

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.713246 del
What does this even mean? You'd prefer to eat foreign dogslop?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.713247 del
What are you going to cook tonight?
Bet it costs at least $10, and you have to do all the work.
I just had two wraps with salami, cheese, a pickled onion, cherry tomatoes and mustard. Going to need two more and they're shit compared to that roast from the pub. Costs close enough to that.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.713248 del
Bread and butter pudding with sultanas

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.713249 del
la di da

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.713250 del
Not him, but we made two boig patties out of mince and seasoning and sliced up some salad stuff in the fridge and assembled it in toast

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.713251 del
imagine being too lazy and incompetent to cook well then bragging about it

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.713252 del
that's some good shit right there

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.713253 del
I shit me pants just to spite cruisey once.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.713255 del
I'm out of coffee though and the shops are shut.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.713256 del
NDIS toilet paper is $500/roll

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.713257 del
I might just have to abuse Weber to help deal with the withdrawal.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.713258 del
raid your neighbours

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.713259 del
do you have any chickory essence?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.713260 del
i need to brush my teeth, taking care of myself is so tiring

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.713261 del
A real just.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.713262 del
legs are still sore from the gym two nights ago

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.713263 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.713264 del
DOMS DeLuise

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.713265 del
Dominated by Olive.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.713266 del
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Get in here neets, the chimpout is starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.713267 del
Tip-to-tip touch

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.713268 del
had pitted cherries and custard for pudding

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.713269 del
Client just called back and asked for the shifts to be reinstated.
Good thing I hadn't contacted the worker.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.713270 del
Stand your ground and tell them to fuck off

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.713271 del
Can get a home made patty cheeseburger from a few pubs I know on the specials board.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.713272 del
shit ones

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.713273 del
okay? what point are you trying to make?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.713274 del
she is trying to tell me i wont go fishin tomorrow

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.713275 del
I bet you don't.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.713276 del
now shes yelling at me about shitting the bed which i havent even done

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.713277 del
Cruisey needs fight camp. It would make him a tougher bossman.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.713278 del
he needs to go back and do school again like in billy maddison

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.713279 del
Nature favours balance.
Fight Camp is for goobers who can't handle shit.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.713280 del
You shouldn't have told her you thought you might.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.713281 del
Considering hungry jacks.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.713282 del
How many chux have you wedged in?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.713283 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.713284 del
What is about the best value thing on their menu? I'm craving some chips and some sort of hamburger.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.713285 del
Tonight might need to be a three chux night. Just in case.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.713286 del
I saw Weber wedge chux in his cleft once.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.713287 del
A hunger tamers is probably best bang for buck in terms of volume of food for dollars. Taste is another matter.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.713288 del
She's putting eggs out for "when you don't go fishing or don't catch a fish"

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.713289 del
I had a big shid this morning, so I'll be fine.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:27 [Preview] No.713290 del
That's good news.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.713291 del
You didn't receive an apology though, did you?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.713292 del
What is about in the middle on terms of taste vs value?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.713293 del
A medium bacon deluxe combo is pretty good

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:31 [Preview] No.713294 del
Now she keeps saying "when you have your big plate of fish" and pissing herself laughing

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.713295 del
Make sure she doesn't get any when you're cooking em up

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.713296 del
Tell her you'll catch a cold with her negative forecast.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.713297 del
She is not.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.713298 del
Get a huge fish from a fish farm.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.713299 del
One of Cruisey's blind clients said "Morning ladies" after Weber reeled in a fish once.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.713300 del
gonna shit soon

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.713301 del
Not in this thread I hope.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.713302 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.713303 del
i would roll out of the way and then kick her

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.713304 del
did in toilet

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.713305 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:49 [Preview] No.713306 del
i'd rape her then piss on her

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.713307 del
Monk are you going for the Blues or the Bombers?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.713308 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.713309 del
Wish I had a Japanese gf.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:54 [Preview] No.713310 del
tomorrow will be day 4, i want to aim for 1/4 head of cabbage every day for a week

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.713311 del
Weber just follows whichever team is currently at the top.
Absolute mercenary that man.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.713312 del
The Japanese women I saw dressed nicely.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.713313 del
They do tend to.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.713314 del
What team does webby go for anyway?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.713315 del
whichever one is winning since he's a winner

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.713316 del
coffeemaxing and taking the cabbagepill might not be a good combination

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.713317 del
Based. My old man was a saints supporter so I guess I am also.
It fits with me being a loser lol.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.713318 del
I have put myself to bed. She came and knocked on the door and said “if you need a shit during the night, get up” and walked off. She then came back and said “have you got a torch?”.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.713319 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.713320 del
I don’t really pay any attention to it, sorry. If the Crows or Port make the grand final and I have nothing better to do, I might put the tv on at low volume, but I make no guarantees.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.713321 del
I think she's trying to mong you.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.713322 del
Some very odd dynamics between the two of you. Does not sound healthy.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.713323 del
The torch related to fishing I think. Earlier she was going on about having a heart attack and falling in the water and also not taking my credit cards because somebody might rob me.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.713325 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.713326 del
You need to get one of those fake plastic dog poos and put it in the bed the day you leave.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.713327 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.713332 del
what does iga mean?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.713333 del
Feeling woed on night 1 of fight camp. No energy.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.713334 del
Push through it. You will feel better in a few days.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.713335 del
Shoulders and back tonight.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.713336 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.713337 del
Goon tax!

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.713338 del
tfw i dont have sex

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.713339 del
i'll have sex with you

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.713340 del

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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.713342 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.713343 del
And yet we get chastised for not liking these fucking foreigners shitting up the board.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.713344 del
He's steaming up the board.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.713345 del
nnggeir watvch youtr goddamn language this si a gucking christ ian board you stupid as sn igger fafgot
I nbgot ot riht rigth

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.713346 del
*ahem* diversity is good, don't be a bigot.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.713347 del
IGA is doing a pretty bad job.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.713348 del
human civilisation was a mistake

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.713349 del
I got one two days ago for $17
It is terrible value.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.713350 del
i might have a 30 minute nap

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.713351 del
thinking about bread and butter puddin' because that neet mentioned it

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.713352 del
Look up the vouchers.
Get a 2 whoppers for $11.95 and a $2 chips.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.713353 del
Weber hadn't caught any.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.713354 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.713355 del
goon night

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.713356 del
He'll be going for port soon.
Fuck pies.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.713357 del
This woman.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.713358 del
Goon night.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.713359 del
Notice how he arced the fuck up when he got called IGA.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.713360 del
Whoever it was, was probably a shit steamer to the core

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.713361 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.713362 del
I loved that original photograph. True hero.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.713363 del
At the gym. Bench then squat. Struggling with bitch weight lol.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.713364 del
A# F#
fikcogm jtd givkig cim a moogerfds

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.713365 del
buzgor impjtint sa-tii dau la muie
mancami0--ai pula sa mi-o mananci
tu si tingnanii ati distrus tara asta

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.713366 del
I love Hungarians.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.713367 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.713368 del
Grinding through the sets. We're all going to make it!

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.713369 del
Also, based.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.713370 del
Va bene va bene.


NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.713371 del
finding it harder than usual to fall asleep, probably due to the white monster on top of all that coffee

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.713372 del
even though I've never used illegal drugs the fact is I've been a junky, with caffeine, amphetamines, junk food....even if I don't have liver failure like some neets, I must have fucked myself up somehow

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.713373 del
Strange posts in this thread

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.713374 del
Done on the bench.
Onto the squats.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.713375 del
Well lifd'ded

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.713376 del
+$18.13 won on the essendon game

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.713377 del
>paprika gobbler

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.713378 del
You are doing well NEET. I'm mirin.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.713379 del
You did not reply to my post earlier. >>713307

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.713380 del
Ain't nuffin in the world that I like better
Than paddling a waddler like big fat Weber

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.713381 del
All done at the gym. Quads are fucked. Definitely should not have put it off that long.
On the train home now.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.713382 del
You did well NEET. Get back into a regular routine and you will not feel much soreness any more.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.713383 del
I wish the shops were open tomorrow.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.713384 del
Yeah, cheers. I just find it hard to go when my lifts are so low now. I'll go tomorrow to deadlift and overhead press. I'll try to get back into my old habit of lifting four times a week.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.713385 del
US Pepe says, Have a Blessed day everyone!

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.713386 del
At least you're not the Romanian.
Have a good day m8. Look after Olive but don't you dare fuck her.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.713387 del
What do you need to get?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.713388 del
I'm out of my facial moisturiser. I also need carrots, onions, passata, beans etc.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.713389 del
Whoops. Bombers 1-39

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.713390 del
I'm glad I didn't wank this morning.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.713392 del
I had one for you.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.713393 del
First day of nofap tomorrow.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.713394 del
Get it out of your system

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.713395 del
That mentality hasn't worked for me during my past attempts, I guess I started around midday today but tomorrow is the first full day.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.713396 del
Sons of anarchy have some pretty good scenes.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.713397 del
Jew crap in it as well.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.713398 del
No spoilers please.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.713399 del
They do crimes.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.713400 del
Not many neets here these days

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.713401 del
I'm here.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.713402 del
the cum chair is suddenly fragrant

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.713403 del
Not up to that bit yet.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.713404 del
My bad.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.713405 del
Thats good

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.713406 del
watching a youtube about goblins

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.713407 del
Henry Rollins is in it.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.713408 del
the faggot plays a neo nazi right?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.713409 del
seedless watermelons are an abomination

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.713410 del
the suicide helpline appears as the first result too much

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.713411 del
Strange vehicle traffic tonight.
Maybe more police, my home area has become bad.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.713412 del
tomorrow might be a lay in bed kind of day

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.713413 del
Yeah. He's a funny guy.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.713414 del
Seedless watermelon can cause that.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.713415 del
I wage.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.713416 del
bedmax day for me

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.713417 del
dogs with gender identity issues

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 16:01 [Preview] No.713418 del
4 wanks today

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.713419 del
I got up to do shit (rather than shid the bed) and she got up because she thought I was going fishing

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 17:21 [Preview] No.713420 del
Is a tree without leaves on:
A) naked
B) a skellington
C) baldness

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.713421 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 17:38 [Preview] No.713422 del
Poo done. Back in bed.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.713423 del
Had to put my phone on charge
More getting out of bed

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 18:05 [Preview] No.713424 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.713425 del
thanks bros!
I just woke up
surprisingly enough I'm not hungover

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.713426 del
morning neets

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.713427 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.713428 del
Looking forward to the fishing update.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.713430 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 21:47 [Preview] No.713431 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.713433 del
>Elliot Page reveals he never felt like a girl growing up and tried to teach himself to urinate standing up aged 4

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 21:58 [Preview] No.713435 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 21:59 [Preview] No.713436 del
why hasn't IGA been banned yet?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.713438 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.713439 del
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who the fuck is iga?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.713440 del
Have you shit in a pan and tried to cook it?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.713442 del
Or spammed the board with child pornography

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.713443 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=07JAryA6ZJA [Embed]

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.713444 del
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imagine being so mentally ill that you start projecting your degraded fantasies onto others

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.713445 del
The Pan incident happened >>>/ck/37

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.713446 del
Big haul of fish?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.713447 del
I am the voucher book of the specials board.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.713448 del
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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:12 [Preview] No.713449 del
I want bat's sassy retort update.
Probably something about feeding a village, or fish have a day off on pub holidays.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.713450 del
oh shit
my bad

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:14 [Preview] No.713451 del
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>ANZ chief executive Shayne Elliott says Australian companies have an outdated view of India, an attitude he wants to change as the bank looks to allocate more capital to its institutional business, which lends to those trading in the world’s most populous nation.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:17 [Preview] No.713452 del
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How are you celebrating the king's birthday neets? Going to engage in some revelry and feasting?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.713453 del
I am probably going to follow the advice of the good doctor.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.713455 del
Garn lollyshop and pub feed

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:23 [Preview] No.713456 del
big plate of fish

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.713459 del
I like to tuck my jumper into my trackies, and my trackies into my socks.
Peak comf

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.713461 del
Not a single mention of beans, I do have my concerns.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.713462 del
i have a tshirt under my hoodie which i tuck in
also do trackies into socks

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.713463 del
I looked at trending news.
Tom Brady hits drone with ball off $1b yacht.
These are the things that people are concerned with.

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I found these on /g/ yesterday that made me laugh.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.713465 del
Guy who hates the internet is celebrated on internet.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.713467 del
His ideas were more than just 'technology bad'

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.713468 del
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>His ideas were more than just 'technology bad'
He made good memes?

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.713469 del
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Exercise time!

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.713470 del
every girl crazy about a sharp dressed neet

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NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:49 [Preview] No.713472 del
Ted was a CIA puppet who got mk ultra'd.
You cant trust people who willingly engaged them then had buyers regret.
The only fans of his are those that have been over exposed to electronics and take polital cues from memes like revert to monke.

He also writes like the hungarian. Drawn out word salad about how he has no time to explain in full detail.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.713473 del
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Ok, tonight, to mark the holiday womboflix will be showing The Odd Angry Shot(1979), a war comedy about the Australian SAS killing communists and drinking fosters in vietnam. 7pm AEST.

On Wednesday we will be screening the first episode of the superhero tv show The Boys, and on the weekend we will have The Karate Kid 2(1986) and Chinatown(1974). Then next week we will be watching the tv series Cobra Kai

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:52 [Preview] No.713474 del
>You cant trust people who willingly engaged them then had buyers regret.
That happened at college, where he was admitted at 15 instead of 18 or 19 like normal teenagers

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:55 [Preview] No.713475 del
He also willingly, and knowingly participated in and subjected his own students to their pattern recognition studies.
Hiding in a shed doesn't excuse him of that.
FBI knew that he had sent the packages but let it go on because fear = more funding.
Useful idiot. A high IQ didn't stop him from being a retard.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.713476 del
Big brain Ted was the victim..

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:57 [Preview] No.713477 del
>word salad
Yummy yummy.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.713478 del
>Ok, tonight, to mark the holiday womboflix will be showing The Odd Angry Shot(1979),
Wonderful, I have been looking forward to it.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 23:06 [Preview] No.713479 del
>He also writes like the hungarian
you don't have to go that far with the insults

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.713480 del
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>He also willingly, and knowingly participated in and subjected his own students to their pattern recognition studies.
from what I could tell, during the sessions he knew the cia niggers were trying to ridicule him and his worldviews into oblivion, but autism kicked in and he continued attending just to prove them wrong
>FBI knew that he had sent the packages but let it go on because fear = more funding.
I highly doubt that; they were, are, and always will be incompetent
>those that have been over exposed to electronics
so you mean everyone alive, except for a few mongoloids who are too busy fucking rabbits somewhere in siberia?
also, here's a rarer picture of him

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 23:32 [Preview] No.713481 del
Yeah, this is definitely IGA. He would always harp on about people projecting.

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 23:33 [Preview] No.713482 del
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might do some more electricidy

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 23:37 [Preview] No.713483 del

NEET 06/11/2023 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.713484 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.713486 del
Theres a lot of ted in this thread

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.713487 del
Good morning NEETs. Looking forward to Weber bringing home the catch. King George Whiting for breakfast.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:15 [Preview] No.713488 del
smoke me a kipper

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.713489 del
Not enough I feel.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:21 [Preview] No.713490 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.713491 del
My subreddits have started going dark. Protest against reddit api changes. Really annoying. Fuck them all.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.713493 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.713494 del
wait, are any of you actual neets?
I was thinking that last night things were lively and now it seems like the whole thread has died
then I realized it's monday
is that the cause?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.713495 del
it's because you're shitting up the thread, iga

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:41 [Preview] No.713496 del
I have put the towels on the line.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.713497 del
Well Toweled

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.713498 del
care to elaborate?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.713499 del
Kings birthday makes me angry, it's not his birthday

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.713500 del
So many things I should be doing, but am to depressed to do.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.713501 del
it's a public holiday in two thirds of the country you fucking retart

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.713502 del
Took Motherbat to Coles.
We went to the bakery in the main street (knowing our usual one would be closed today) and that one was closed too. Plan B was Subway, but that was also closed.
Returned home in disgust. Will probably have a ham sandwich or something equally shit.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 01:25 [Preview] No.713503 del
>Supercharged poo-eating algae speeds up waste treatment

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.713504 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.713505 del
Suffering stress. Not getting anything done, very angry.woe

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 01:42 [Preview] No.713506 del
If by "high value" she means "rich" then she's probably right. Hot women have no reason to commit to relationships until the wall approaches

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.713507 del
Headed down to the beach on my day off to help council with a controlled detonation of a demon thatd been spotted in the surf. Of course he's gone and I end up accidentally exploding a French backpacker getting his snorkeling in so now there has to be an inquest.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.713508 del
got the blues

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.713509 del
IGA is too gooned to realise that.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.713510 del
Many such cases.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:01 [Preview] No.713511 del
Win some, lose some.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.713512 del
God, I'd love to fuck her.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.713513 del
It is amazing how he isn't IGA but yet he felt the need to deflect the accusation yet to be made.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.713514 del
Out of coffee. Stole some from FRM.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.713515 del
She won't notice.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.713516 del
You're scared to win, scared to lose
I've heard the war was over if you really choose
The one in and around you
You hate the heat, you got the blues
Changing like the weather, oh, that's so like you
The Santa Ana moves you

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:11 [Preview] No.713517 del
It is increasingly obvious that the "Romanian" is IGA, but even if he isn't, he deserves to be banned for being so low quality.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.713518 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.713519 del
35 minutes ago she asked if I wanted my lunch and I said yes and she still hasn't started making it

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.713520 del
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Jesus Christ, Laurel.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:45 [Preview] No.713521 del
In the video I watched of it, he got up and started playing again as the Army medics rushed over and he was whizzed away.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.713522 del
I feel this pain.

I haven't done anything I have wanted to do today but all the things I have left to pile up. Changing Internet Account to my name as they want to use a SMS code to authenticate each login now. Bunnings and other various small jobs.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.713523 del
Yes, although they took their time from when he went down. If he'd acquired a head injury, that could be vital time they wasted.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:47 [Preview] No.713524 del
Did some more cleaning. Body is exhausted. I vacuumed the carpets but I wasn't satisfied with the results. The dog hair sticks to it and resists being sucked up. I think I will get better results running a damp paper towel over it. Later when some energy returns.
I keep a towel in the kitchen over the back of a chair to mop my sweaty head now. Executive life.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:48 [Preview] No.713525 del
The silly hats are actually pillows to protect their heads.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.713526 del
it is very windy outside

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 02:59 [Preview] No.713527 del
>ABC’s Four Corners will on Monday night air incredible details about an investigation into a secret series of deals Australia’s biggest sporting organisations have struck with global betting agencies.
>The AFL, NRL and Cricket Australia have all been named in the report, which has uncovered details of the multimillion-dollar agreements that allow corporate bookmakers to offer exotic betting markets in live play.
>The most shocking detail in the report is a revelation Football Australia has been receiving a cut of betting revenue
and this is another reason why Monk shouldn't be placing exotic bets on the footy

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.713528 del
Opens local sport up to match fixing by Indian and Chinese here. Disgraceful.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.713529 del
>The dog hair sticks to it and resists being sucked up.
Do you have a vacuum head which uses a spinning brush?

Those pick up most dog hair.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.713530 del
>The ABC reports the AFL also raked in between $30 million and $40 million through its betting agreements.
>Football Australia said the agreement allowed the governing body to better protect the sport’s integrity
lol how cheeky bringing up integrity in response to taking money from bookies

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.713531 del
>a vacuum head which uses a spinning brush?
No. My vacuum is very basic.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.713532 del
shit really is upside down in australia
how the fuck am I supposed to know about your holidays?
who's iga?
what counts as high quality?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 03:12 [Preview] No.713533 del
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>The dog hair sticks to it and resists being sucked up.
use pic rel or a half wet mop
I ran into the same problem whenever I tried to clean the carpet of cat hair, and these were the only solutions I could find
getting rid of the carpet works even better

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 03:15 [Preview] No.713534 del
If you're vacuum supports it or if a generic version is available, something like this head with brushes will help when picking up dog hair.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.713535 del
Thank you NEETs.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.713536 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.713537 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.713538 del
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lol based japs

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 04:12 [Preview] No.713539 del
old news

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.713540 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I4HmlBRWRjQ [Embed]

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.713541 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.713542 del
it's ok just dont let it happen again

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 04:29 [Preview] No.713543 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.713544 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 04:37 [Preview] No.713545 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.713546 del
women shouldn't be allowed

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 04:42 [Preview] No.713547 del
gonna have a kip, you lot want anything?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.713548 del
does anybody here play guitar?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.713549 del
Where did you steal that from?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.713550 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:25 [Preview] No.713551 del
Morning all
Feeling nice and sober after another week of gooning has ended and fight camp has begun.
I take it no fish were caught.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:26 [Preview] No.713552 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.713553 del
we're watching Cyber Ninja XII tonight.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.713554 del
>fight camp has begun.
Start of a new era?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:32 [Preview] No.713555 del
is weber here? i need to ask you a question

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.713556 del
i doubt it'll last to 8

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:38 [Preview] No.713557 del
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>fight camp has begun.
Good news. We're all gonna make it.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:41 [Preview] No.713558 del
If I went to uni I wouldn't graduate until I was 35.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:43 [Preview] No.713559 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.713560 del
That is fine.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.713561 del
what gpu do you have?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.713562 del
i think i'm just dealing with existential dread from ageing and the fact that i've achieved nothing

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.713563 del
Where's my fish breakfast Weber? The King George whiting.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:48 [Preview] No.713564 del
Yeah well you need to get over that.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.713565 del
Only a GeForce 10 something or other
nothing fancy

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:53 [Preview] No.713566 del
He ate all the fish on the way home. He didn't even cook them.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.713567 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.713568 del
He did a poo at 3am and spent a further 30 minutes phone posting here and then was too tired to get out of bed when his alarm went off.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.713569 del
i bet bill ate all his fish

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.713570 del
i want to lick a woman's sweaty and shaved armpits

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.713571 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.713572 del
i shouldn't trust my farts

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.713573 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.713574 del
Well memed.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.713575 del
It's my 1 corinthians 6:10 era

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:14 [Preview] No.713576 del
watching any youtubes?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.713577 del
>1 corinthians 6:10
nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.713578 del
>kingdom of Possum

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.713579 del
i want to have non-consensual sex with one of those brown asians

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.713580 del
starting a 10 week course about how to use tv

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.713581 del
None of us can meet that standard. Who hasn't slandered Possum?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.713582 del
Minnie Monkey Magic Musical.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.713583 del
Can imisshelen join me in the movie room to make sure this movie plays properly this time?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.713584 del
i never slandered possum

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.713585 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.713586 del
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Can we also have this added an emote? It was needed last night.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.713587 del
I have downloaded the first episode of The Last Kingdom and am giving it a watch to see whether it is worth downloading the rest. It is currently too early to say.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:29 [Preview] No.713588 del
Possum told me to sweep the leg once

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.713589 del
is not good

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.713590 del
remind me during the film tonight

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.713591 del
>wearing a hat inside

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.713592 del
>brown asians
those dirty indo ones? they're the worst of a bad lot

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.713593 del
Another day, another handful of "kek"'s and "well bantered"'s. Such is the life of a top-tier poster.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:51 [Preview] No.713595 del
haven't wanked in over 24 hours

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.713596 del
I haven't wanked since Thursday

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.713597 del
have you gotten any powers yet?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:55 [Preview] No.713598 del
weber and i are going to raid an adrenochrome harvesting facility soon

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.713599 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.713600 del
more seriously now, feeling any different?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.713601 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.713602 del
gym tonight will make it two nights in a row

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:04 [Preview] No.713603 del
not really
most of my wanks are short miserable affairs.. fleeting feelings of horny followed by self loathing and a hatred for women in porn immediately afterward
now it's the same just without a wet patch in my trackies and porn on the computer
even the wet patch isn't guaranteed as I usually dribble piss on myself half the time when I go to the toilet

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:07 [Preview] No.713604 del
>a hatred for women in porn immediately afterward
Thanks Trev.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.713605 del
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I can't be mentally ill if mental illness isn't real.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.713606 del
>self loathing and a hatred for women in porn
that's what i want to do without, that and to prove to myself i do have some self control

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.713607 del
It puts the responsibility back on you.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.713608 del
There's no reason mental illness would come up in general conversation unless it's used as an excuse.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.713609 del
I'm not real

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.713610 del
I knew it!

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.713611 del
rows tonight

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.713612 del
You don't know anything

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.713613 del
what's monk doing?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.713614 del
Am I real?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.713615 del
Is it an Australian or a European one? Piping shrikes are not magpies. Don't bring them up 👆
I've been told that most of the ones we see are actually European magpies. Australian ones are slightly smaller not as small as a piping shrike, have a narrower beak and head and have less pronounced colours (sometimes more gray and the lines on their feathers are more shaded).
It's hard to tell them apart because European ones kind of look like that as they get older.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.713616 del
They also have red legs when they're young.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:24 [Preview] No.713617 del
might let a train run over my head

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.713618 del
Just did a trip into town. Picked up my retard pills and groceries to make breakfast burritos and bacon fried rice. Both of which will be meal prepped.
Gym tonight.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.713619 del
It's a public holiday. Posting here is a bit like work sometimes.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.713620 del
>retard pills
you're better off without taking them

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.713621 del
> 👆

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.713622 del
i have a meeting early tomorrow

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.713623 del
Imagine if this Romanian cunt wasn't IGA.
He'd think we're a mob of schizoid spastics.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.713624 del
On track King.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:29 [Preview] No.713625 del
>Don't bring them up
Piping Shrikes don't exist in real life. They are a heraldic thing, not a real bird.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.713626 del
He is not, and you should take yours.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:30 [Preview] No.713627 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.713628 del
pill popping is shit

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.713629 del
Going schizo in public is shit too.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.713630 del
Yeah I'm gonna call the mong doc tomorrow to get some temazepam and and go on a medium-aggressive taper

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.713631 del
>retard pills

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.713632 del
I went to 4 pubs in the copper triangle and none of them were serving meals.
I think the HJ's was open but drove back without eating in disgust.
Tourist towns with nowhere to eat, on a public holiday when it's full of tourists seemed a bit dead, but whatever
The wombat hotel had the $17 specials board sign leaning against the wall inside. I felt my face get warm and I had to stop for a second.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.713633 del
who is being schizo in public?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.713634 del
the queen dead :(

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.713635 del
anti-psychotic sedatives; quetiapine

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.713636 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.713637 del
It wasn't 11:30 on the dot.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.713638 del
get a good high?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.713639 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.713640 del
Lemon juice and pepper

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.713641 del
roast pork tenderloin and taters and gravy for dindins
custard tart and pitted cherries for pudding

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.713642 del
You slept in shit for three hours?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.713643 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.713644 del
If I was a Photoshop wizard I'd cut him out and replace boong NK in the corner

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.713645 del
Thumbs 👆

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.713646 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.713647 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.713648 del
Replace the whale one with Brendan fish.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.713650 del
>roast pork tenderloin
Crispy crackling?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.713651 del
tenderloin has no fat cap
I made her a rub that crusted up alright though

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.713652 del
>replace boong NK in the corner

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.713653 del
Filipina, Cambodian, Indo, Burmese, Malay, Thai, Viet.
Sri Lankan deserves an honourable mention.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.713654 del
Remember what they gave to you.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.713655 del
Have another you.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.713656 del
You gave me a "haha"

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.713657 del
I should've done a special css theme for the king's birthday, never mind too late now

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.713658 del
Some people need to be balanced.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.713659 del
some tyres too

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.713660 del
Silly siries.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.713661 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.713662 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.713663 del
Thank you.
It looks like a decal for a car.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:57 [Preview] No.713664 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.713665 del
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Ok neets, in 1 hour we'll be watching The Odd Angry Shot (1979) a movie about the adventures and misadventures of the SAS in 'nam, starring Graham Kennedy, John Hargreaves, John Jarratt, and Bryan Brown. 20 minutes before that we'll be playing some 1970s australian rock, including redgum. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.713666 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.713667 del
Bum rash

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.713668 del
I need my muffler replaced

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.713669 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.713670 del
no fish
empty fish basket

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.713672 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.713673 del
eating sprinters

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.713674 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.713675 del
Good Pepes.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.713676 del
tab closed

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.713677 del
I like the way the nigger gets paralysed and goes limp when the knife goes into his neck

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.713678 del
you are so cool

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.713679 del
Thank you.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.713680 del

NEET Board owner 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.713681 del
Don't post this sort of thing for no reason please.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.713682 del
Good stuff I like watching gamer streams. i hope its got the rainbow six engine that was a good FPS.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.713683 del
cruisey licks smelly coon cunts

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.713684 del
I asked to be banned for six months last week

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.713685 del
based chink

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.713686 del
there he is with his poofter handle on again

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.713687 del
Movie snacks ready.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.713688 del
i asked the exact same thing

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.713689 del
Are you going to cut the sausage or just gnaw on it?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.713690 del
he's gonna shove it up his arse

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.713691 del
You're wasting these high quality frogs.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.713692 del
Poor quality thread today.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.713693 del
Licking your mums right now

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.713694 del
You're not real.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.713695 del
Actually jealous.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.713696 del
it was from conception, just like you

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.713697 del
well bantered

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.713698 del
Eventually overcame the sads and got some things done. Cleaned the entire kitchen, washed sheets, sickled some weeds.
Taking a break for migoreng, after that I'm cleaning the bathroom with bleach.

The biggest achievement of the day was removing the vile pile, which was unspeakable. Now people can enter my flat again.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.713699 del
Well done NEET. Good work. What was in the vile pile?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.713700 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.713701 del
I too want to know about the vile pie.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.713702 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.713703 del
I'm going to leave it in the fridge for a week out of the wrapper.
Needs to sweat too but it has a shit casing, looks like plastic.
In the cupboard would be better but it doesn't have a hook for it to hang on and I don't want grease everywhere. Could attract mice too.
Hope it hardens up a bit.
85%roo 14 beef, and spices so will taste cool
The last Roo mettwurst I got was like that too, all mince and not solid. Couldn't cut thin slices.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.713704 del
There was a moofie about the FBI hunt for uncle Ted. They are retards and the incompetence of the ZOG should give encouragement to any lone wolves who would strike back at the target rich environment that is industrial society.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.713705 del
Walaroo chockie shop
Rum and raisin dark slab
Honey bears
Raspberries and blackberries
$18 with a bottle of old fashioned portello

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.713706 del
Using kangaroo for mettwurst is a meme, it is not suited to it. They add the beef for fat content.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.713707 del
Soft cunt who eats lollies.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.713708 del
kangaroo is a boong meat

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.713709 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.713710 del
Do your fedposting somewhere else Tiffo.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.713711 del
Then no pub open

There's two rub and tug places there.
One was getting renovations and had a piece of paper inside the glass door that said
Hong Schlong - Call Sally and the number.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.713712 del
Tiffin doesn't even realise he's talking to IGA.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.713713 del
>Call Sally and the number.
Did you call?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.713714 del
Is Tiffo in the room with us right now?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.713715 del
He could be, he is a master of bushcraft and camouflage.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.713716 del
The last one (mt pleasant) had pork I think.
The meat is too lean and doesn't harden.

I think this will be the end of roo mettwurst saga.
I want to find camel.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.713717 del
Wew fucking hell

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.713718 del
Apparently camel milk is very good for you. They make it into ice cream.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.713719 del
Calm down 👇

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.713720 del
No. I made a joke about kadina being full of wankers.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.713721 del
Need to do some pelvic thrusts and get a ute.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.713722 del
>pelvic thrusts
Those Southern Nights.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.713723 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.713724 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.713725 del
I think the kitchen floor is going to need me down on my hands and knees with a scrubbing brush. I don't think a simple mopping is going to get the job done.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.713726 del
>my hands and knees
just how webby likes 'em

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.713727 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.713728 del
i might go for an anti-wank walk

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.713729 del
You should buy a chastity cage and give Weber the key.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.713730 del
i'm not allowed near weber anymore

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.713731 del
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Get in here neets, we're going to 'nam with the boys: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.713732 del
It's in the past now, I'm moving on.
Wet mop, then dry mop.
Far faster than just dry mopping over and over.
Camel milk smells like camels, and claims about its health benefits are a cope because the determinant here is usually what you feed the animal not what kind of animal it is

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.713733 del
>Wet mop, then dry mop
I do not understand the difference. What is a dry mop?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 09:15 [Preview] No.713734 del
a mop that isn't wet

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.713735 del
I have never used a mop without it being wet.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.713736 del
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NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.713737 del
You can use a mop in several ways. The first is to simply soak up spilled liquid, the second is to push around soapy water as if it were a broom, the third is to use it as a scrubbing brush, like how a pirate would mop a ship.

The advantage of pirate mopping is that it loosens and dilutes the grime, the downside is that you've got to soak up the excess water afterwards. This however is still faster if the floor is fucked, because dry mopping alone will just spread the grime in an even layer.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 09:24 [Preview] No.713738 del
I see. I just push the soapy water around like a broom.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.713739 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.713740 del
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Thunda Dunda

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.713742 del
Super cyan is nothing, I’m going to go super magenta on you faggots.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.713743 del
Most people do, and that's fine if you're just trying to get rid of oil or make the floor look cleaner.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.713744 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.713745 del
Feels so good don't it

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.713746 del
What a waste

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.713747 del
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Thanks to everyone who came to see The Odd Angry Shot tonight, a movie that was supposed to be screened on anzac day. There aren't really a lot of Australian war movies, and this one was based on an autobiographical novel rather than a holywood written script, so feels more like a series of anecdotes than a hero's journey.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.713749 del
I'm sure people in the 60s thought all the sacrifice was worth it to keep the asiatic hordes out of australia

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.713750 del
We should do one Australian film each month.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.713751 del
what would you suggest? We'll be seeing bmx bandits soon

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.713752 del
Car is being annoying

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.713753 del
who is iga?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.713754 del
I do not have any suggestions but anything Australian will do. Old, modern and new types of moofies will be good.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.713755 del
What is it doing?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.713756 del
What can you feed a cat other than cat food?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.713757 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:01 [Preview] No.713758 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.713760 del
The best Jewish humour is when you're not even sure it's a joke.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.713761 del
I wouldn't mind a few pigsters right about now.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:05 [Preview] No.713762 del
Horrible creatures.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.713763 del
Woody Allen?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:06 [Preview] No.713764 del
I chortled when she started talking.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.713765 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.713766 del
That is the premise of a woody joke.
Rabbi tells his wife that she is 'not opinionless' and she agrees.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.713767 del
Ten canoes. I wanted to stream that, but never got around.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.713768 del
getting woed reading r/ausfinance
i'll never be more than a stupid peasant
they are laughing at people who say if they get paid more then they'll just pay more tax but i'm struggling to see how that isnt true
mong life

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:10 [Preview] No.713769 del
The deeper joke is about the suffering of man.
We want God to bless us with free will but direct us like we don't have any.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.713770 del
That's not a war movie.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.713771 del
Well as I said it was kind of a novelty. It is not really a common knowledge Australia was there.
It's all about Charlie vs GI.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.713772 del
Is it an Australian one as suggested here? >>713750

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.713773 del
>The deeper joke is about the suffering of man.
I kind of understand why mental health isn't real now.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.713774 del
A lot of people don't understand how tax brackets work in Australia. Income is taxed at different rates. If that's what they are talking about.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.713775 del
This is a stressful thread, I'll be back tomorrow

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.713776 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.713777 del
He'd then become neurotic about whether God is directing him to question free will or if that student on the Brooklyn skyline art exhibition was a test.
Then end on some statement about how he's thankful that God blessed him to be an atheist so he wouldn't have to be concerned about it.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.713778 del
Jewish Institute of Learning is wild.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.713779 del
These places are bad influences on you.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.713780 del
Western (Greek) myths place you as one of the Gods or heroes in the story.
Morality lessons based on empathy for the character. Seeing yourself as them.
Jewish theatre is being thankful that didn't happen to you. Fuck being Gideon.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:22 [Preview] No.713781 del
Can't be fucking going to the gym

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.713782 del
Mettwurst is much better than I thought.
The spices are a bit weak but the texture and firmness is pretty good.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.713783 del
Eat with cheese.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.713784 del
Get off your arse and go right now.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.713785 del
Not satisfied

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.713786 del
Have a blessed day Neets!

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.713787 del
You need to stop watching Jews and start watching buddhists.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 12:26 [Preview] No.713788 del
lowest number of kill in counter strike like usual
useless. not good at anything. burden on everyone around me.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.713789 del
Stop the pity party and go to the gym.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.713790 del
Go mate, you'll feel better once you start lifting.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.713791 del
At the chink restaurant we'd just splash water directly on the ground (no wet mop) and then push it around with the mop, wringing it out heaps until the floor was dry. I've never seen anyone mop that way before but I must say it worked there which was good as the floor would get fucking filthy. Probably way overkill for normal stuff.
They had some weird practices though. They had this machine that food waste was dumped into. It would separate the solids from the liquids, and then the oil from the water. The water went into the sewers, the solids into the bin, and the oil was meant to go into these big drums to be picked up by a truck. The chinks stopped paying due to being chinks and so we'd collect the oil in buckets, leave it to solidify, and then use a paint scraper to scrape it out, dump it in plastic bags, and put it in the skips out the back. I dread to think what happened to those bags during the day when the oil no doubt melted again.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 13:35 [Preview] No.713792 del
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>some neets are unironically anti-semetic

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.713793 del
me eat chicken

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.713794 del
Good neet.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.713795 del
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>unironically anti-semetic

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.713796 del
Good night neets. Going to have my seventh wank for the day and then go to bed.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.713797 del
5,823,889 views Premiered Jun 14, 2019

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.713798 del
Is that how many people have seen me wank?

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.713799 del

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.713800 del
I bet most of them are from weber's snooping.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 14:31 [Preview] No.713801 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uKxyLmbOc0Q [Embed]
Good night neets. Bed time for me.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.713802 del
i'm too good for sucking off the homeless

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.713803 del
My shadow darkens other domains

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.713804 del
No, you stop!

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 19:54 [Preview] No.713805 del
the transilvania dispute aside, your country has nice prostitutes
here almost all the escorts are fucking filthy gypsies (the white women have jobs because they are not willing to degrade themselves to that point)

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.713806 del
6am. Can’t sleep. Mind keeps racing obsessing about what a loser I am and what a miserable wasted life I’m gonna have
You know what that means. A day of wanking, gooning, watching Ukraine war footage and shitposting
Fight camp status: delayed!

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 20:20 [Preview] No.713807 del
Get a shower. Do some order in your place.

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.713808 del
drink yourself to sleep
tomorrow whenever you look at lewd stuff and you get horny do 10 pushups
it works for me

NEET 06/12/2023 (Mon) 20:33 [Preview] No.713809 del
morning neetbros