This is not a fiction. This is a true story. This actually happened.
I got up early in the morning. The Sun got up earlier than me, but it's his problem. Friday is the day when we practice snail nailing with the cool kids. It is short for snail house nailing. The goal is to hang a picture on the snail's wall- Of course harming the creature is forbidden.
So I prepared all the tools, put them in my favorite green backpack, I like the green one because it helps with the camouflage, the snails don't run away. I was ready to go.
But suddenly a fomo feeling struck me. What if uncle chef posted his superfood recipe, my intellectual competitor asked a world changing question or the love of my life uploaded a selfie on this little site? Started my computer, opened http://mewchqgmqfe6zhnu.onion Not the threads I was hoping for, but if there is no horse, the donkey will do it. Found something interesting, typed my message, hit post.
>TOR users are blocked.
First I was like oooh...
Then I was like hmmm...
And I was like awww...
