03/16/2019 (Sat) 00:16:33
>8chan is currently being prepared for a government raid!
>C0demonkey: Welcome back. Site's all yours guys. Oh, and here's who you want to speak to about it all.
>FBI: THERE HE IS! GETTUM!
>Hotwheels: Turbo mode, GO! *whoosh*
>NSA: Mr. President, we have finally discovered the true identity of the pony porn pill spammer!
>Trump: The wut? Shaddap and get me a cheeseburger!
I'm not all that concerned.