>>48495
>I swear to God I've seen a meme of that man before.

It's Pertti Olavi "Spede" Pasanen or Spede Pasanen. It's a meme from Krautchan / Yilutta days of old

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spede_Pasanen

>Ironically, I kid you not, I know a gun dealer who looks just like that guy, Moe-style bangs and all.

Heem probably got some Russian or Finnish blood in him. Try asking where is grandparents came from.