>>76711
>I'm not gonna be sitting on a couch being a fat whore, that's what normie relationships are like.
but you are a normie, you mean you gonna stop being a normie once you succeeded in luring someone into the unromantic bureaucratic governemnt-approved relationship contract?

>i'll be obedient to my husband and he can use me whenever as his vessel.
>please i do anything, i'll be your slave!

the only men who'd want this are simpletons without morals: puppets, soldiers, law enforcers... everyone else agrees that slavery is the worst and that consent is the only acceptable basis for human interaction.