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What do? Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 06:36:55 [Preview] No. 12875
Hey /b/.

If you suddenly grew huge breasts (details such as lactation, size and stuff like this is up to you), what would you do?

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 07:12:54 [Preview] No. 12876 del
play with them obviously

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 08:25:29 [Preview] No. 12877 del
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you want my ideal prospective bust measurements and perks in the case of spontaneous mammary development? I just want more sensitive nipples

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 08:44:31 [Preview] No. 12878 del
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Well of course, but how big would they be if you could choose?

Fair enough, but how about somme jiggle?

I've always wanted to do like pic related.
Lactating would be it's own perk too.

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 08:57:01 [Preview] No. 12880 del

If I could get a choice, I'd love to have them big enough to touch my legs when siting. Having them spilling around me sound apealing. Having them get in the way... (pic somewhat related.)

Maybe also huge nips.

Not sure about lactation though...

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 09:03:29 [Preview] No. 12881 del

That'd make nice pillows!

With huge nips Lactating would be even better. Aiming would be easier at least.

Big enough to spill around your legs seem a bit too big to move around... Not that it would be a bad thing.

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 13:24:17 [Preview] No. 12882 del
I'm not a grill so I'd conyemplate killing myself then whore the breasts out to get a breast reduction surgery. But honestly, I'd still kill myself I have a life and can't afford such a stupid thing happening to me.

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 13:29:49 [Preview] No. 12883 del
Well seen like that...
Maybe you could literally sell them? Like an organ donor but with boobs?

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 13:36:42 [Preview] No. 12884 del
Damn, talk about a way to bring down the mood.

If every guys grew tits out of nowhere, I'm sure it wouldn't be such a fuss.

If everyone's win the same weird prize nobody's have it bad.

Imagine a world where both grills and guys had huge tits.

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 18:46:52 [Preview] No. 12886 del
Get lynched by Christian rednecks for looking like a degenerate tranny with a boobjob.

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 19:53:52 [Preview] No. 12888 del

That's only if you go outside. Why would you go outside if you have oversized mammaries to play with?

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 20:00:59 [Preview] No. 12889 del
The fuck did I just read.

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 22:30:41 [Preview] No. 12890 del
Sooner or later you'd have to go outside unless you're so rich you've got maids to do everything for you. And it would be a travesty to not go to a lingerine shop and try buying female clothing that flatters your form. Male clothes are baggy, drab, thick and practical, while female clothing let's you express individuality or your innerslut.

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 22:58:46 [Preview] No. 12891 del
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>take vids/pics of yourself playing with the funbags
>become a niche pornstar that only bang Busty grills
> ???

Then buy all the pretty bras and tops you'll ever want.

And shit man, I just want to be a Busty boï that bang Busty chicks.

And don't tell me huge tits look bad in baggy clothes. (also, I was thinking of something big enough to make guy shirt skin-thight. Pic related. )

Anonymous 08/30/2017 (Wed) 23:10:02 [Preview] No. 12892 del
I don't think that keeping your normal man's shirt would be a good idea.

Looking good, sure, but keeping them in...

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 00:07:17 [Preview] No. 12893 del
Male shirts are bigger than female ones. Have you ever walked through the female clothing section and noticed just how small all the clothes are? Even the shoes would be way too big for you.

Sometimes when I walk through the kids section I find cute clothes and wish I could wear them. Most of the time they look cheap, but sometimes you find playful patterns and cuts no adult of either gender would wear, like animal hoodie pajamas, or fun color mixes and mascot characters. Kids have no hesitation about wearing props they find from the costume shop like alien antennas or rabbit ears. When a kid wears them in public everyone says they're cute, but when an adult does it they laugh and say she's weird or at least childish in a bad way.

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 00:45:57 [Preview] No. 12894 del
Well, I did walk in the female clothing section of supermarkets. And some tops are definitively big enough to be worn by guys with little problems, just need to fill out the chest.

Which is more or less what this thread is about.

I'm sure I've seen the third pic's characters somewhere... And not in any kind of porn, either. What are they from?

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 00:48:45 [Preview] No. 12895 del
if I wore a top like that and tucked it in I wouldn't need to carry around a purse anymore

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 00:57:47 [Preview] No. 12896 del
Well, it was actually tight everywhere except the chest area, so I'm not sure how you tuck it in.
I should also have mentioned it was with a pastel flowery pattern.

This evolved from a weird kink thread to a clothing discussion.

I'm not even Mad.

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 01:53:59 [Preview] No. 12897 del
dat shit gotta be all da way tuck't mah nycka i be goin from ashy 2 cla$$y gurl

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 02:07:08 [Preview] No. 12898 del
This kinda cla$$y?

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 02:41:33 [Preview] No. 12899 del
OP here, going to sleep dreaming about boobs.
I'll be back.

Stay Busty!

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 03:53:12 [Preview] No. 12900 del
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It's "Twintails ni naritai." Women are usually smaller and unless you're small you'll stretch most clothes, unless you compensated by buying sizes that would fit elephants.

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 08:50:55 [Preview] No. 12902 del
Uh, I got it all mixed, I was sure these girls where piloting mecha or something. Hm.

Well I know what a woman look like. To be fair, I tried the shirt because I lost a bet, and the alternative vas paying ten bucks, so I accepted trying on a woman shirt. It was one of those "one size fits all" kind of stuff, and they weren't lying.

The distant yelling of the shopkeeper who found the shirt stretched to hell on the shelf was priceless, however.

But I guess a female minor landwhale's size could roughly fit a grown man.

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 11:57:01 [Preview] No. 12903 del
I'd like a pair so big I'd have to hold them up with my arms when I walk to control the weight, and be unable to see my feet past my rack, and my natural testing state would be on my back. Surgery wouldn't do me good because they would grow back instantly so I would have to learn to cope with being a sexual object.

Messy lactation and enhanced sensitivity would be nice too, with milkshake flavored milk.

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 13:19:11 [Preview] No. 12904 del
Would they also block the view of your knees when sitting?

And by messy lactation I assume you mean that it's constantly leaking, or even coming out in a spray.

... But isn't milk milkshake flavored already?

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 13:40:21 [Preview] No. 12905 del
... I can't believe it took to hours to send... What the fuck, Internet.

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 13:58:36 [Preview] No. 12906 del
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Probably, but it would depend on how you placed your feet at the toilet. You don't really want boobs that are so big and round that they stop looking like boobs, because when you can completely give up trying to manage and subjugate them, they stop being fun. I just want a sweeter drink because drinking regular cow milk has gotten boring. Strawberry our cherry milk squirting from the breast would be good. I like the idea of being forced to squeeze out some milk ever 45 minutes or it gets too heavy, and feels uncomfortably bloated.

Anonymous 08/31/2017 (Thu) 15:12:17 [Preview] No. 12907 del
Boobs are only big AND round if they are fake, I want pure titflesh, and titflesh can be somewhat bent, so I don't think it would cause you problems. Also, they wouldn't stay on your lap if you have nothing to hold them, they would just slide and hang around your legs.

I personally would love mine to be vanilla flavored, and constantly leaking enough to soak my clothes. Even if being milked regularly is awesome in itself.

I'd like to answer faster but my Internet is acting up...

Anonymous 09/01/2017 (Fri) 23:34:22 [Preview] No. 12913 del
Sooo... Basicaly like that?

Anonymous 09/01/2017 (Fri) 23:44:30 [Preview] No. 12914 del
I love when I completely forget to post pictures.

Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 00:15:29 [Preview] No. 12915 del

Aside from the fact that you went right into the uncanny valley with how firm they look and the "don't give a shit about gravity " feel, pretty much yeah.

But with bigger nipples. I want to be able to grab them.

Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 12:19:16 [Preview] No. 12921 del
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Kill myself cause I'd look gross.

Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 12:27:16 [Preview] No. 12923 del
Taking the easy way out of things, I see.

But consider; You could find a relatively lazy way to get money.

And milk.

Anonymous 09/02/2017 (Sat) 14:01:42 [Preview] No. 12926 del
This pic sit gloriously well in this thread.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 00:35:30 [Preview] No. 13293 del
Necroposting because fuck yeah I can, and also it's tits.

Anyway, hear me out; What if, overnight, the whole human race started to develop lactating tits?

Like, you go to bed as a flat chested guy (or girl, whatever) and wake up with udders at least as big as your head leaking milk. And then find out it's like this for every single person ever.

The smallest chest possible is the same size as the head, with no upper limit because bigger is better. Add a condition like "if there was already a tit add the volume of the head to it"

I mean, how would it go? Everyone screaming and trying to chop them off?

oh and they never stop growing, both in size and milk production.

Also baby are born with tits. they lactate too.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 01:54:21 [Preview] No. 13295 del
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I like the idea of all men being replaced with futas. The human race could still survive without testosterone, and would be more beautiful and possibly less violent. There is nothing I would miss about looking at a man, except for the dick.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 01:56:05 [Preview] No. 13296 del
I was banned from posting this on 4chan because they thought it was shota.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 02:02:50 [Preview] No. 13298 del
Everyone having a Sexy feminine body sure seem good!
I guess the only way to tell genders apart would be clothing (and even then, it wouldn't be really accurate) and the bulge between the legs (also how they walk maybe?).

Also a lot less discrimination against big chest since, well, everyone would know what it feel like to some extend.

Oh, and, topless at the beach!

Because there is little to no tits.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 06:38:43 [Preview] No. 13303 del
"less violent" I doubt it, people fight for little to no reason, women are no exception. If men where just chicks with dicks, I think it would go like this ;

"-oh, this swimsuit look really cute! You'll let me borrow it, right Caren?
-But John, the chest is at least three size too small, an your bulge Will rip the bottom piece...
-DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO CAREN, you ruined two of my skirts with your cow hips, you can let me stretch your swimsuits! You'll fit in my bras soon enough anyway.
-oh so I'm the one with the cow hips! Well then, your understanding are too big for your body! We can't see your navel, it's disturbing, and your lipstick don't match your nipples color!
-why, you-! "
Catfight ensue.

Oh and by the way, women have testosterone too, even if in lesser amount.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 06:41:28 [Preview] No. 13305 del
>your understanding
What. I wrote "udders", it stayed exactly like this until I hit "new reply". What the fuck is my autocorrect doing.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 07:04:58 [Preview] No. 13308 del
gib tids plox

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 07:28:37 [Preview] No. 13311 del
That's some flat chested gals you've got here!

Here, have some realistically sized jugs.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 11:32:21 [Preview] No. 13315 del
I don't care if there is fighting about boobs, I just want to hold things between them like women do.

tucking a beer with a straw between my tits and having my hands free sound awesome.

[spoiler]Also titfucking mself sound pretty hot. Smothering them against someone else's (prefrably a girl)
when giving a hug seem awesome (at least it sure look like it is,
when you see busty girls doing it)[/spoiler]

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 11:41:39 [Preview] No. 13317 del
Are you fucking serious.
Learn to use spoilers, goddammit..

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 11:48:23 [Preview] No. 13318 del
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I would like it but I have a vulnerability fetish. The boobs would limit mobility and force the girl to rest on her back more, and she would gradually be forced to admit she's a walking sex symbol toting beach balls that the human race ia hard-wired to find highly desirable. I would like to live in a world that is a lot more sexually charged, and where sex is both more common and pleasurable.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 11:57:18 [Preview] No. 13319 del
I personally prefer it to be something like "everyone get used to the leaking mass of flesh that take to much space", and Cary in with everyday life, getting stuck in doorframe, having trouble with sitting close to a table, being unable to go in the shower, public transports with everyone being smothered with boobs...

Why would girls be the only ones to have fun with their milk jugs?
Plus nobody would complain with stuff "you don't get it, they are heavy!" 'cause everyone have them heavy.

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When I was a kid girls acted nicer to me than boys. I never was physically bullied by the girls, and I haven't lost that favorable impression of little girls. I do think that by late high school, men had become easier to deal with. That said, they're still more scary when they shout or have an outburst because they would weigh more in a fight. In a violent world I would prefer more females, especially if there is still child abuse, though as corporal punishment becomes illegal and violence is not accepted, men have become less scary.

A study has found that both genders prefer not to work for a female boss because they are petty and bossy. Therefore I may be overdue for adjusting my thinking, and maybe I should favor the virtues of men more.

Anonymous 09/24/2017 (Sun) 12:17:49 [Preview] No. 13321 del
It really depend on the person and education, but most of the time, yeah, boys tend to be more aggressive.

Like, in my school there was a girl that was way more aggressive than any other kid, and she grew up to be a bully, while some guys where just nice.

Growing up, some girls get really nasty, with a "I'm better than you" attitude, even if this is rare.
Women DO get emotional and irrational sometimes, but it's mostly because their hormones change tackle them with the power of a freight train, really. Work also for some men, though.

And about the boss thing, I've been under several women, and... Yeah, they tend to be petty. Or really annoyed because female coworkers go bitch to them about stupid stuff (like in the middle of a meeting a woman start talking about how the boss never go and praise them when they do their job. The only thing the boss said was "you're not even that good at what you do.", which was answered by a surprised expression and a "so?".)

Hmph, I had one really great woman as a boss a while ago, when she start to be aggressive for no reason she just stop, take a deep breath and tell us she's" sorry about that, it's THAT time of the month." and resume in a more professional way. Everyone kinda kept track of when it happens to avoid her when "IT" come. She was pretty grateful.

Anonymous 09/26/2017 (Tue) 06:35:22 [Preview] No. 13333 del
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Periods and mood swings might be fun, or good for stimulating my creativity. Every day of every week is the same for me because testosterone numbs my emotions I rarely get extremely happy or sad or angry. Life is shades of gray, and not vivid for men, but women get emotional highs we can only get through drugs.

Anonymous 09/26/2017 (Tue) 08:32:21 [Preview] No. 13337 del
Stop projecting. Having testosterone doesn't stop one from feeling emotions. I am often amazed at nature in work; I feel tremendous love when I think of pets, friends or family; I have been inspired to write when I was with friends who had been composing new songs; I have been moved to tears when I think of god's compassion.

If life has lost it's lustre for you, it is no fault of testosterone, but something else.

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>I have been moved to tears when I think of god's compassion.

I would be moved to tears by his lack of compassion, (except god doesn't exist.)

Anonymous 09/26/2017 (Tue) 17:48:14 [Preview] No. 13344 del
Humans are able but not willing to prevent all the evils in the world, and God is compassionate enough to share that malevolence. Otherwise, why call him God?

Anonymous 09/26/2017 (Tue) 18:25:53 [Preview] No. 13346 del
I like that way of saying God is a cunt.

Anonymous 09/26/2017 (Tue) 21:25:29 [Preview] No. 13348 del
>be me
>be god
>make beings with unparalleled curiosity.
>make it so every single instincts compel them to try new things, especially when asked not to.
>tell them not to do a thing.
>get mad at them when they do it anyway.
>banish them and make their life painful and pave their road in hardship.
>they start as primitive fuckers who have a hard time finding food.
>come back thousands of years later when I feel something weird.
>go look at the furless apes.
>they split the atome.
>oh shit
>look around
>now they don't have to hunt or harvest. Hell , women don't have to give birth in pain anymore
>they can fly
>they can also go underwater
>what the actual fuck
>throw hurricane and storms to punish them
>they don't give a fuck
>wait what is this
>you can't be serious
>they fucking flew out of the prison you made for them
>talk to the head of religions to stop this madness and get them back to being butt naked in the mud
>they don't give a fuck
>nobody belive in me now
>I should have let them eat this fucking apple.

Anonymous 09/26/2017 (Tue) 21:53:32 [Preview] No. 13350 del
applies to god too tbh

Anonymous 09/26/2017 (Tue) 22:21:01 [Preview] No. 13351 del
Well, if God exist he is either a massive cunt, or downright insane.
If there is a God, he MAY have gone insane from isolation and inability to interact with people who understand him.

Things would make a lot of sense then.

I love how this went from guys wanting boobs to talking about how God is a cunt.

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Anonymous 10/04/2017 (Wed) 19:17:58 [Preview] No. 13392 del

woops didn't mean it as a reply.

Oh well.

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Anonymous 10/16/2017 (Mon) 16:54:44 [Preview] No. 13482 del
>be me
>grow boobs
>itsawesome atfirst but soon i becomeworld weary and numb to my awesome boobs

Anonymous 10/16/2017 (Mon) 19:39:29 [Preview] No. 13483 del
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How can you ever get numb to the wonderful joy of tits? Are you grinding you nipples to a bloody pulp with sandpaper when you fap? You don't deserve tits. Register as an organ doner and give then to someone who will serve the meaty toys, and who won't vandalize those godly orbs.

Anonymous 10/16/2017 (Mon) 20:05:33 [Preview] No. 13484 del
i meant numb in a broader sense

Anonymous 10/16/2017 (Mon) 21:16:22 [Preview] No. 13485 del
I should buy the biggest pair of busty AI chan oppai and see if I can get numb to wearing fake boobs. Though you can't feel them, except for the weight.

Anonymous 10/16/2017 (Mon) 22:08:01 [Preview] No. 13486 del
I heard something about saline injection, literaly just salty water fed into the flesh with a IV. Last for a day or two, then slowly deflate as it is absorbed by the body.

Anonymous 10/16/2017 (Mon) 22:10:44 [Preview] No. 13487 del
>going numb


Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 05:49:53 [Preview] No. 13520 del
>you will never get to experience the cute anxieties of a flatchested girl with a boob inferiority complex.

Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 05:53:26 [Preview] No. 13523 del
That's why I love Slayers so much.

Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 06:02:19 [Preview] No. 13525 del
>you will never get to be your waifu...
>you will never get to be your waifys boobs...

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Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 06:05:12 [Preview] No. 13527 del
I need to ask the lit majors who love postmodernists some questions: what does it feel like to be a boob? Is there meaning in living as a boob? Can boobs be happy? And what is happiness?

Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 11:59:43 [Preview] No. 13529 del
who the fuck is sarena?

Anonymous 10/23/2017 (Mon) 22:04:08 [Preview] No. 13536 del
Acknowledging the fact that you utilized the word "huge", if I was to suddenly develop breasts that are perceived by society as "huge", I would most likely take advantage of this situation by attempting to study the nature of this change and how exactly is occurred (spontaneously appearing breasts that are compatible with your body are truly a wonder to behold).

I would probably attempt to lactate and conduct experiments to ensure that the cells that compose of these mammary glands are in fact my cells and not imitation cells that are designed to be compatible with my very body. I could of course consume my own lactations, but to produce you must consume, perhaps this method of satiating is not ideal...

Anonymous 10/24/2017 (Tue) 13:17:57 [Preview] No. 13551 del
I'd titfuck myself to oblivion

Anonymous 10/30/2017 (Mon) 02:04:12 [Preview] No. 13603 del
I would probably just sit around and squeeze the milk out of them until they get sore.

Bonus point if I can have them big enought to actualy hinder my movement a great deal, and make me unable to do some basic task easily.

Anonymous 10/30/2017 (Mon) 19:24:50 [Preview] No. 13611 del
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I don't know if I could handle that much back pain unless they were magically lighter than real boobs. A guy growing boobs that big is essentially magic anyway though.

Anonymous 10/31/2017 (Tue) 00:40:00 [Preview] No. 13612 del
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You can always get something to help carry thoses. Or just, you know, don't move them around.

Magic, or hormones.

In any way, the real problems would be getting clothes and somehow controle the flow of milk.

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posting what was left in the last post

Anonymous 10/31/2017 (Tue) 06:03:15 [Preview] No. 13615 del
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For the milk "problem" you can just wrap something around them thight enough so it don't come out.

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I also would like to try super pregnancy, rating feats to feed them all, and giving orgasmic birth to twice at once. I don't want to have the responsibly of raising kids while poor though.

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You mean pregnant, but how big? Near immobile? Perfectly mobile? So big the belly make up more than 60% of your body?

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Maybe, but if it pop out...

*not that it's a bad thing, mind you.**

Anonymous 11/12/2017 (Sun) 21:05:41 [Preview] No. 13769 del
Probably motorboat myself and do jumping jacks.

I wonder if using your own bosom as a pillow is comfortable?

Anonymous 11/18/2017 (Sat) 14:28:59 [Preview] No.13804 del
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Turn into a flirt and show guys paradise.
And make billions on chatterbate.

Anonymous 12/07/2017 (Thu) 22:48:48 [Preview] No.14160 del
Sign me the fuck up

Anonymous 12/09/2017 (Sat) 02:11:35 [Preview] No.14187 del
become a tranny bottom

Anonymous 12/21/2017 (Thu) 05:33:54 [Preview] No.14335 del
Use them to get free stuff, and probably steal things and hide them in my bra/cleavage.

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I'd freak out at first, then probably hide myself (if I'm the only one like that), then masturbate furiously.

And then I'd have fun bursting my old clothes by putting them on and puffing out my chest, and also resting my tatas on desks, tables...

And y'know what, using them as pillow.

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If I get boobs I would want bigger ones than that, ones you could hold and show off.

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If I get boobs I would want bigger ones than that, ones you couldn't hold and show off.

Like, so big you can't hold them up yourself and you'd have to go topless.

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Anonymous 03/03/2018 (Sat) 07:57:41 [Preview] No.15751 del
those can't be real maaaannnnnnnn

Anonymous 03/03/2018 (Sat) 08:48:43 [Preview] No.15752 del
I guess they aren't, they don't look soft enough...

Anonymous 03/03/2018 (Sat) 16:26:26 [Preview] No.15755 del
If they have to be "big" than I want them to be the minimal size that still qualifies as big.

Anonymous 03/03/2018 (Sat) 19:39:04 [Preview] No.15756 del
That's ugly in my opinion. I like breasts, but not abnormally huge. I like the nice perky tits. The ones that stick straight out, and don't sag. Natural is better too. I rather have a GF with natural smaller tits than a one who has fake big tits.

Anonymous 03/03/2018 (Sat) 19:42:09 [Preview] No.15757 del
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These are the kinds of titties I like on a woman.

Anonymous 03/04/2018 (Sun) 04:57:07 [Preview] No.15764 del
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You're on the wrong side of the road here anon, it's not ajout what zise you like girls to have, but how big you'd like to have your own jugs.

Like, male breasts.

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 18:31:59 [Preview] No.15880 del
start playing video games on twitch

Anonymous 03/15/2018 (Thu) 23:15:30 [Preview] No.15882 del
Find a modeling job for a bra companie.
Or failing this, make some dumb YouTube vlogs with tons of ads.

Anonymous 03/17/2018 (Sat) 01:51:39 [Preview] No.15888 del
>without testosterone
Choose one.

>without testosterone
>more beautiful and possibly less violent
Choose one. Your picture is a perfect proof: pedophilic and masochistic.

>There is nothing I would miss about looking like a man, except for the dick.
This is where we agree. Pic related is ideal.

Anonymous 03/21/2018 (Wed) 23:55:52 [Preview] No.15939 del
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Milk myself non-stop and sell my milk.
I heard that some bodybuilders would pay lots of cash to have a liter of the stuff.

Anonymous 03/22/2018 (Thu) 15:37:45 [Preview] No.15946 del
this thread is pointless

Anonymous 03/22/2018 (Thu) 19:44:14 [Preview] No.15948 del
As you are.
Wait, this thread got me erect once or twice, so it's less pointless than you.

Anonymous 03/30/2018 (Fri) 04:19:45 [Preview] No.16058 del
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Anonymous 03/30/2018 (Fri) 13:08:24 [Preview] No.16059 del
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Anonymous 03/30/2018 (Fri) 13:08:46 [Preview] No.16060 del
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Anonymous 03/30/2018 (Fri) 13:52:13 [Preview] No.16062 del
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Nice, that first and third picture are by far the best. Here's to ya.

FYI: anti-spam pics are posted when spammers flood the front board with images of gay naked wrestlers and CP. So when the spammers hit the board, I hit right back with cute gals!

Anonymous 03/30/2018 (Fri) 14:00:17 [Preview] No.16063 del
dog bless

Anonymous 03/31/2018 (Sat) 13:22:46 [Preview] No.16069 del
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gay boxers get flushed

Anonymous 04/01/2018 (Sun) 00:21:21 [Preview] No.16070 del
Hey, I appreciate what you're doing (the gay pedo can go in hell), but could you, you know, keep it in the spirit of the original thread?
Y'know, with huge tits and all that.

Anonymous 04/01/2018 (Sun) 00:31:16 [Preview] No.16071 del
I do not store porn on my computer. I only store decent pics that may show some cleavage or ass. I try to avoid porn because it is unhealthy and acts as a sterilizer (making men too lazy to get off their asses and occasionally have sex as they should).

Anonymous 04/01/2018 (Sun) 03:51:13 [Preview] No.16072 del
Looks like we got a classy motherfucker here

Anonymous 04/09/2018 (Mon) 23:53:31 [Preview] No.16173 del
Oh I didn't mean porn (the idea of posting cute girls to counter fags and CP is more than welcome), just maybe girls with heavier... Assets, like "antispam43.jpg", the gif with tig ol' bitties and the udderly gorgeous Asian.

Basically, "moar tats plz"

Anonymous 05/11/2018 (Fri) 13:47:59 [Preview] No.16400 del
Hey, this thread seem interesting.

Bump, I guess.

Anonymous 06/13/2018 (Wed) 17:15:08 [Preview] No.17099 del

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