08/19/2020 (Wed) 02:12:59
My 3 things I brought are: a pocket knife, a bundle of copper wires, a can of tuna.
>poop in hole
That's better. Now to start surviving.
>search immediate area
>find a coconut tree
>gather about 20 coconuts
>use copper wire to craft coconuts into a jeep.
>drive jeep around the island
>find a nice clearing near a spring
>ram jeep into trees until I've knocked enough over to build a house
>use pocket knife to whittle furniture including: a couch, a TV, a refrigerator, a bed, a pool table, a water heater for the basement, a computer desk
>drive around the island some more to find vegetable seeds and start some crops
Oh no, a tiger is stalking me.
>give tuna can
Nice! Now the tiger is my friend.
>follow tiger to his secret cave where there are Oreos and video games
>drive back to house with Oreos and video games
>make a Sega Dreamcast out of more coconuts and copper
>plant all the vegetable seeds I gathered
Now I'm surviving pretty comfy for the next seven months. When the rescue plane comes, I will let tiger friend kill the people on board so I can salvage the plane for copper. Then I will have enough materials to make generators out of coconuts and have enough power to run a ranch where I breed horses and pigs and cows and chickens. Then I will sell the meat to the tigers until I have enough money to buy a condo deeper in the jungle. Then, I will buy mercenaries and betray the tigers and become king of the island and all the tigers will be my slaves. Then I will declare war on the Jews.