1. lube
2. tissues
3. hannah montana dvd

bring the entire population with me to the island since theu would be doctors, farmers and even pilots to fly me out. Don't think I need anymore with all these people

My 3 things I brought are: a pocket knife, a bundle of copper wires, a can of tuna.

>dig hole
>poop in hole
>bury poop
That's better. Now to start surviving.
>search immediate area
>find a coconut tree
>gather about 20 coconuts
>use copper wire to craft coconuts into a jeep.
>drive jeep around the island
>find a nice clearing near a spring
>ram jeep into trees until I've knocked enough over to build a house
>use pocket knife to whittle furniture including: a couch, a TV, a refrigerator, a bed, a pool table, a water heater for the basement, a computer desk
>drive around the island some more to find vegetable seeds and start some crops
Oh no, a tiger is stalking me.
>give tuna can
Nice! Now the tiger is my friend.
>follow tiger to his secret cave where there are Oreos and video games
>drive back to house with Oreos and video games
>make a Sega Dreamcast out of more coconuts and copper
>plant all the vegetable seeds I gathered
Now I'm surviving pretty comfy for the next seven months. When the rescue plane comes, I will let tiger friend kill the people on board so I can salvage the plane for copper. Then I will have enough materials to make generators out of coconuts and have enough power to run a ranch where I breed horses and pigs and cows and chickens. Then I will sell the meat to the tigers until I have enough money to buy a condo deeper in the jungle. Then, I will buy mercenaries and betray the tigers and become king of the island and all the tigers will be my slaves. Then I will declare war on the Jews.

>>29700
one problem there boss
you should tow the trees down not ram them with the jeep

>>29701
I'd need a hook to tow but I was only allowed three items. So, I just use coconut milk to repair the jeep in between ramming.

>>29700
>not building the generator out of the tuna can
are you even trying?

>>29705
Then the tiger would eat me.

>>29707
i mean the empty tuna can can be used after feeding the tuna to the tiger

>>29697
>1. lube
>2. tissues
>3. hannah montana dvd

But how will you play it without a T.V? Or electricity for that matter?

>>29700
>poop in hole
>bury poop

This is actually pretty smart. You need fertilizer to do the last step you mentioned

>plant all the vegetable seeds I gathered

>>29701
I don't think the car he mentioned would be strong enough to topple palm trees tbh. Or have the engine survive the crash

1) Solar Charger
2) Trusty Thinkpad
3) Survivorman DVD Set

I don't need tools when I can use knowledge. Anytime I need something I'll just put on an episode and watch it.
Getting chased by monkeys? Learn how to build traps with simple foliage.
Foot is falling off from gangrene? Well better watch a guide and cauterize that shit!
Your "Help Me" log message on the shore isn't alerting planes? Well find a shiny rock and point it!

>>29721
It has no engine because it is a coconut jeep. The coconuts spin on their own because of electroautism from the copper. And what I'm really doing is bending the palm trees until they snap.

A large spool of strong but small twine/rope, leatherman multi-tool, and a small tarp for shelter

>You have just been stranded on a deserted island and have 7 months to live. What 3 things would you bring to survive?
what, do i go back home, get some stuff and come back?

>>29781
Are these the three things you would bring to survive? What are they?

>>29785
traps are people not things

>>29790
How do they help you survive? They are 0% coconut.

>>29791
You misunderstand me, I'm saying they are disqualified as they are not objects. They're beautiful human beings with taut sexual energy. I wouldn't mind having one there with me, for those stormy nights in a cave where our passion could stave off panthers, boards or even whatever jungle gods inhabit that foul place.

>>29793
I guess you could eat them and use the bones to make tools for coconut harvesting.

>>29720
He'll just fuck the hole with his tiny dick.

3 lbs of weed
The rest is Australian survivalism

>>31356
I thought you had to catch crabs before you could TV.

Bump for board chemo

>>32656
That's a really good laptop anon. Can probably survive a tornado or earthquake and still run well