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Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 19:51:56 [Preview] No. 29926
just fucking found out that compact discs are "digital media"
how the fuck is it digital? its god damn analog, more than a cassette even; seriously what the fuck?
"digital" my ass, my fucking hand is digital! look i have one finger up for "1" & none for "0"! oh my God, i must a cyborg!
i could strategically plan my shits throughout the year to spell my name in binary, does that mean my ass is digital?
fuck you, my ass isn't a God damn transistor, you digital sons of bitches
you know what? i'll fucking say it, i love analog!
yup! thats fucking right! i think we should have kept mechanical televisions & popularized the use of vinyl records for video storage; yeah, i fucking admit it, i love physicality!


Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 20:08:38 [Preview] No.29927 del
the stored information in an original "red-book" CD-DA is digitised
you are a staggering moron, do kys


Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 20:10:08 [Preview] No.29928 del
>>29927
FUCK YOU IM MICROWAVING MY PHONE


Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 20:13:51 [Preview] No.29929 del
>>29928
very good
for better results, do it while taped to your head


Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 20:21:46 [Preview] No.29930 del
>>29929
HEAD DOESN'T FIT


Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 20:28:33 [Preview] No.29931 del
>>29930
try turning to one side first


Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 20:32:03 [Preview] No.29932 del
>>29931
TOO BIG


Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 20:38:13 [Preview] No.29933 del
>>29932
hmmm
thats hard to believe, most likely your microwave is way too small


Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 20:44:49 [Preview] No.29934 del
>>29933
HEAD STUCK HELP PLEASE


Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 20:47:09 [Preview] No.29935 del
>>29934
use your phone to call emergency


Anonymous 09/13/2020 (Sun) 20:57:57 [Preview] No.29936 del
>>29935
==STuk hel[=


Anonymous 09/16/2020 (Wed) 11:01:57 [Preview] No.29949 del
>>29926
I guess compact disks are called "digital media" because the thing that reads the holes/grooves on them to interpret the encoded data is a laser, whereas on vinyl it's a big needle.


Anonymous 09/16/2020 (Wed) 12:04:45 [Preview] No.29950 del
>>29949
Is this a troll?


Anonymous 09/16/2020 (Wed) 13:32:55 [Preview] No.29954 del
>>29949
the only difference you stated was how information is read and saved
CDs are optical and vinyls are vibrational
if you really wanted to, you could make a vinyl reading laser that scans the grooves
though it would be very inaccurate, sensitive to debris, and in the end, overly expensive


Anonymous 09/16/2020 (Wed) 17:09:21 [Preview] No.29956 del


Anonymous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 14:01:10 [Preview] No.29980 del
>>29954
>the only difference you stated was how information is read and saved
Isn't that what makes it either digital or analog? How the data on it is read by the decoder?


Anonymous 09/19/2020 (Sat) 16:20:58 [Preview] No.29983 del
>>29980
its not the way it is saved & read, its how the information itself is saved
the abacus is recognized as digital, yet cassettes are seen as analog
one could make a vinyl that pulses in 1's & 0's and by "technicality" it would have to be recognized as digital
imho, i think calling a lot of stuff "digital" was really just marketing "hey, look at this new 'DIGITAL' technology! isn't it so futuristic? this ain't ya gramma's phonograph!"


Anonymous 09/20/2020 (Sun) 16:14:35 [Preview] No.29990 del
>>29958
Holy shit please clean your microwave. Gross.


Anonymous 09/23/2020 (Wed) 05:30:06 [Preview] No.30025 del
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>>29990
Not a lot of people do for some reason



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