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Simulation Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 01:18:39 [Preview] No. 33499
We exist in some kind of simulation.
Think real hard, search your feelings, you know it is true.

It is easy for us to live in denial of this fact, but it doesn't help our situation.


Anonymous 03/25/2021 (Thu) 08:42:20 [Preview] No.33502 del
i tried microwaving food but it didn't get hot
>reality glitch thread


Anonymous 03/27/2021 (Sat) 18:49:01 [Preview] No.33611 del


Anonymous 03/27/2021 (Sat) 19:01:45 [Preview] No.33615 del
must be so. shits way too weird to actually be real


Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 22:32:55 [Preview] No.33671 del
>>33499
Oh no.
The interweb has me.


Anonymous 03/29/2021 (Mon) 23:04:01 [Preview] No.33672 del
You needs to stop watching so much matrix movies OP


Anonymous 04/01/2021 (Thu) 06:00:05 [Preview] No.33731 del
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We probably do, honestly. I just want to be in denial of it.
>Just gotta keep coping.


Anonymous 04/02/2021 (Fri) 04:27:13 [Preview] No.33772 del
>>33731
i would like it much more if it gave me a cute anime catgirl gf


Anonymous 04/02/2021 (Fri) 06:21:46 [Preview] No.33777 del
proof?
a smol brain wold sai it's all fucked up
a beeg brin would said it's persaptions
wich are yu?
show proof or go get fucked by a cat
sientific method is the method


Anonymous 04/03/2021 (Sat) 16:36:29 [Preview] No.33811 del
Watch "The Matrix"(1999)


Anonymous 04/04/2021 (Sun) 22:08:22 [Preview] No.33878 del
I think I know.
Load the jump program?


Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 00:43:30 [Preview] No.33883 del
yeah? so what?


Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 01:28:07 [Preview] No.33884 del
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I bet it's a Hurkle matrix!


Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 01:51:46 [Preview] No.33885 del
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This is the mandala. With a mandala you can escape the matrix.


Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 01:52:23 [Preview] No.33886 del
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What kind of mandala are you going to make?


Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 04:40:16 [Preview] No.33890 del
>>33885
>>33886

... what is this


Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 11:22:47 [Preview] No.33893 del
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>>33890
It's the description of a program published in the book WHAT TO DO AFTER YOU HIT RETURN, published by People's Computer Company in the mid 70's.


Anonymous 04/05/2021 (Mon) 22:12:07 [Preview] No.33905 del
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>>33499
You know the world is fucked when people actually start to believe in pop science


Use the stop code! Anonymous 04/06/2021 (Tue) 02:27:08 [Preview] No.33915 del
0x54FC13AB


Anonymous 04/06/2021 (Tue) 23:46:54 [Preview] No.33936 del
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>>33915
That looks like a CRC32 checksum, but I haven't got that game.
I just downloaded this card game in BASIC, but I don't know the rules. Oh well, something to play later.


Anonymous 04/08/2021 (Thu) 13:20:53 [Preview] No.33961 del
Muh 'dubs'


Anonymous 04/08/2021 (Thu) 23:43:56 [Preview] No.33967 del
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2 Q sodas and a Wacoburger with fries, plox


Anonymous 04/10/2021 (Sat) 19:41:49 [Preview] No.34022 del
Take red pill.


Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 17:05:02 [Preview] No.34151 del
>>33936
Also I am a black trans.


Anonymous 04/14/2021 (Wed) 23:40:57 [Preview] No.34164 del
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>blk trnz
>blk trnz


Anonymous 04/16/2021 (Fri) 15:49:20 [Preview] No.34205 del
>>34164
Nice jpg


Anonymous 04/17/2021 (Sat) 21:23:41 [Preview] No.34251 del
Fun


Anonymous 04/19/2021 (Mon) 21:47:53 [Preview] No.34317 del
NPC


Anonymous 04/21/2021 (Wed) 17:45:25 [Preview] No.34436 del
Muh blue pills


Anonymous 04/23/2021 (Fri) 16:15:15 [Preview] No.34503 del


Anonymous 04/25/2021 (Sun) 17:01:56 [Preview] No.34561 del
Take the red pill


Anonymous 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:28:33 [Preview] No.34748 del
What does cats have to do with this topic?


Anonymous 04/30/2021 (Fri) 22:28:33 [Preview] No.34749 del
What does cats have to do with this topic?


Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 13:01:37 [Preview] No.34822 del
They have taken the blue pill.
They don't want to know.


Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 13:22:07 [Preview] No.34823 del
>>34822
most pills arent blue
-die4israel


Anonymous 05/03/2021 (Mon) 14:11:02 [Preview] No.34824 del
fun fact: they make blue suppositories now
-die4israel


Anonymous 05/11/2021 (Tue) 03:45:46 [Preview] No.35052 del
Fred?


Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 12:12:15 [Preview] No.35078 del
>>33499
Okay, where is my kitsune?


Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 14:08:02 [Preview] No.35079 del
>>35078
If u r a Good person U get one in Heaven otherwise U get fucked in the Ass By niggers for All eternity in Hell
-die 4israel


Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 15:00:07 [Preview] No.35082 del
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>>35079
but why? why can't the nice things just be enabled now?


Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 15:31:15 [Preview] No.35085 del
>>35082
Its a Test
-die4is rael


Anonymous 05/16/2021 (Sun) 01:47:26 [Preview] No.35184 del
Looks like some kind of a spider web OP


Anonymous 05/23/2021 (Sun) 23:42:53 [Preview] No.35343 del
Dogecoin


Anonymous 05/25/2021 (Tue) 23:36:12 [Preview] No.35427 del
Give us more of your info


Anonymous 05/29/2021 (Sat) 12:08:45 [Preview] No.35573 del
Covid virus is making this happen.


Anonymous 05/29/2021 (Sat) 12:10:08 [Preview] No.35574 del
Coronavirus is making this happen.


Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 21:18:15 [Preview] No.35605 del
Take the blue pill anon.


Anonymous 05/31/2021 (Mon) 22:23:32 [Preview] No.35606 del
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Pretty sure that wuhan chinese corona virus is part of the simulation. Maybe you need to take more simulated meds in the simulation, friend. ;^)


Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 03:30:23 [Preview] No.35647 del
>>35605
No, not the blue pill!!


Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 11:34:14 [Preview] No.35654 del
pretty original, genius.

do americans really?


Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 18:53:45 [Preview] No.35657 del
I've started to notice this more and more each day. Everything seems far away, and in an odd scale. Maybe I'm just going schizo though.


Anonymous 06/04/2021 (Fri) 19:22:20 [Preview] No.35658 del
>>35657
I used to get that effect when I was running a fever. People's heads would be very tiny and far away.


Anonymous 06/07/2021 (Mon) 20:20:31 [Preview] No.35699 del
What in a simulation?


Anonymous 06/10/2021 (Thu) 22:09:41 [Preview] No.35743 del
This is always happening to me.


Anonymous 06/12/2021 (Sat) 18:43:39 [Preview] No.35767 del
>>33499
The thing about feelings is they definitely reflect reality at all times.


Anonymous 06/17/2021 (Thu) 21:25:23 [Preview] No.35889 del
What a shitty simulation it must be then, who code this garbage.


Anonymous 06/18/2021 (Fri) 00:46:35 [Preview] No.35892 del
>>35889
Probably Bethesda.


Anonymous 06/18/2021 (Fri) 18:27:59 [Preview] No.35909 del
>>35889
coded*
dont u have macaco boards to post on


Anonymous 06/21/2021 (Mon) 13:41:06 [Preview] No.35948 del
No. I do not believe it.


Anonymous 06/21/2021 (Mon) 21:48:02 [Preview] No.35950 del
>>35892
lol true
kings of shitcoding


Anonymous 06/22/2021 (Tue) 12:48:32 [Preview] No.35957 del
_Warning, this is a message to all Players of the World of Avalon!
_In April 2022, the Reboot of the Game Park will begin, the installation of updates and the cleaning of the territories from the garbage of the old Game Session.
_Please leave the coasts of the seas and agglomeration to avoid damage to your personal avatars, loss of experience and life.
_New characters and locations will be introduced, in particular non-girls and fox-girls!
_ Happy Games to all of you, ladies and gentlemen!


Anonymous 06/25/2021 (Fri) 20:15:49 [Preview] No.36001 del
/test/
niggerfaggots,
/test ended/


Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 17:27:26 [Preview] No.36086 del
Hello, how do I check for this locally?


Anonymous 07/09/2021 (Fri) 23:44:36 [Preview] No.36153 del
We got really bored around 2016 and thought it'd be funny if Trump won. Someone started trolling and shit around 2020 and we're still sorting that out at the moment.


Anonymous 07/09/2021 (Fri) 23:54:02 [Preview] No.36155 del
>>36153
Who is "we", faggot?


Anonymous 07/10/2021 (Sat) 00:21:37 [Preview] No.36156 del
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>>36155

More importantly, isn't it a beautiful day outside? Lots of human things to do! :))



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