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Aw Shucks Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No. 42735
Imagine going from living in this


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.42736 del
to this


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.42737 del
>>42736
That one is way bigger from the outside.


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.42738 del
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>>42735
It's actually not that bad. If you had video games it wouldn't be bad at all. I've already thought about this. I've been in prison and it's not really that bad except you can't see your family as often as you want, but if it's my grandmother, you might not want to see your grandmother that often. The food in prison is not that bad, it's tolerable, sometimes something like school pizza, some rice and beans, good breakfast like pancakes. The only thing missing as I said were video games. There were no video games, which can make things feel really boring, and books are not a good substitute when you've read everything you're interested in.

But overall not that bad. It's just boring as sin because you can't exert your will over anything and can't make a difference at all. House arrest is a better alternative to prison systems.


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.42739 del
Jordan is cute. He's a Jew

https://youtu.be/fVDOB9mby_w?t=78


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.42740 del
I would rather live anywhere else but here. A small Irish town maybe. A small anywhere town but this shitty Midwestern town filled with dumbfuck pseudo-Southern Trump supporters. I hate the neighborhood layouts. America sucks


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 22:07 [Preview] No.42741 del
Just imagine living in Japan or somewhere and you can walk nextdoor, which is like super close proximity, and you can play video games with some hikikomori. America is all spaced out mostly and then urban decay affects the rest.


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 22:08 [Preview] No.42742 del
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I'm gonna move to Israel to be around my people eventually, probably. I'll be leader of Israel.


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.42743 del
You know what I might still get back into? Hitler's Aryan beliefs of red, blonde and light hair and light eyes being part of Aryanism. Why not? Hitler was a Jew and they knew something. I'm not opposed to it after all. It certainly condemns the blasphemers of Christ


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 22:43 [Preview] No.42744 del
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They think white-skinned peoples can mix with dark-skinned peoples.

HAHA. No......

Make your nigger sit down, he's getting uppity


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.42745 del
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3N_2r6R-o&ab_channel=BritishPath%C3%A9

If you think he wasn't Jewish, then you're a retard white gentile


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.42746 del
He was King Saul.

As for me:

When your days are over and you rest with your ancestors, I will raise up your offspring to succeed you, your own flesh and blood, and I will establish his kingdom. He is the one who will build a house for my Name, and I will establish the throne of his kingdom forever. I will be his father, and he will be my son. When he does wrong, I will punish him with a rod wielded by men, with floggings inflicted by human hands. But my love will never be taken away from him, as I took it away from Saul, whom I removed from before you. Your house and your kingdom will endure forever before me; your throne will be established forever.’”


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 22:48 [Preview] No.42747 del
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I want this. I want fascism. I will lead it.


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.42748 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ifltPWDo-7c [Embed]

Basically, they know I won't kill them. I just do their dirty work so-to-speak. I provide them with information so that those will be condemned who hate the Jews, but I want to go against them as well. I want the Hitler life, and it will happen according to scripture.

I can't kill the Jews; you have to


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.42750 del
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Best thing ever


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 23:22 [Preview] No.42751 del
“Here is my servant, whom I uphold, my chosen one in whom I delight; I will put my Spirit on him, and he will bring justice to the nations. He will not shout or cry out, or raise his voice in the streets. A bruised reed he will not break, and a smoldering wick he will not snuff out. In faithfulness he will bring forth justice; he will not falter or be discouraged till he establishes justice on earth. In his teaching the islands will put their hope.”


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.42752 del
You'll hear me soon. I'll yell your ass to Hell.

And it came to pass after seven days, I dreamed a dream by night:

2And, lo, there arose a wind from the sea, that it moved all the waves thereof.

3And I beheld, and, lo, that man waxed strong with the thousands of heaven: and when he turned his countenance to look, all the things trembled that were seen under him.

4And whensoever the voice went out of his mouth, all they burned that heard his voice, like as the earth faileth when it feeleth the fire.

5And after this I beheld, and, lo, there was gathered together a multitude of men, out of number, from the four winds of the heaven, to subdue the man that came out of the sea

6But I beheld, and, lo, he had graved himself a great mountain, and flew up upon it.

7But I would have seen the region or place whereout the hill was graven, and I could not.

8And after this I beheld, and, lo, all they which were gathered together to subdue him were sore afraid, and yet durst fight.

9And, lo, as he saw the violence of the multitude that came, he neither lifted up his hand, nor held sword, nor any instrument of war:

10But only I saw that he sent out of his mouth as it had been a blast of fire, and out of his lips a flaming breath, and out of his tongue he cast out sparks and tempests.

11And they were all mixed together; the blast of fire, the flaming breath, and the great tempest; and fell with violence upon the multitude which was prepared to fight, and burned them up every one, so that upon a sudden of an innumerable multitude nothing was to be perceived, but only dust and smell of smoke: when I saw this I was afraid.


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.42753 del
13 After seven days I dreamed a dream in the night. 2 And lo, a wind arose from the sea and stirred up[a] all its waves. 3 As I kept looking the wind made something like the figure of a man come up out of the heart of the sea. And I saw[b] that this man flew[c] with the clouds of heaven; and wherever he turned his face to look, everything under his gaze trembled, 4 and whenever his voice issued from his mouth, all who heard his voice melted as wax melts[d] when it feels the fire.

5 After this I looked and saw that an innumerable multitude of people were gathered together from the four winds of heaven to make war against the man who came up out of the sea. 6 And I looked and saw that he carved out for himself a great mountain, and flew up on to it. 7 And I tried to see the region or place from which the mountain was carved, but I could not.

8 After this I looked and saw that all who had gathered together against him, to wage war with him, were filled with fear, and yet they dared to fight. 9 When he saw the onrush of the approaching multitude, he neither lifted his hand nor held a spear or any weapon of war; 10 but I saw only how he sent forth from his mouth something like a stream of fire, and from his lips a flaming breath, and from his tongue he shot forth a storm of sparks.[e] 11 All these were mingled together, the stream of fire and the flaming breath and the great storm, and fell on the onrushing multitude that was prepared to fight, and burned up all of them, so that suddenly nothing was seen of the innumerable multitude but only the dust of ashes and the smell of smoke. When I saw it, I was amazed.


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 23:34 [Preview] No.42754 del
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>>42753
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING BITCH

Fuck you bitch. Take the fucking mariocarditis, bitch

I seriously hate criminals. Die you fucking scum.


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.42755 del
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DIE you fucking Jew. Sit the fuck down and learn you fucking whore. You think it's funny, haha, hilarious to make fun of a fellow Jew like Hitler. Well, you go to Hell because of your Jewish pride. No one gives a flat fucking shit about you. Die you fucking cunt.


Anonymous 10/16/2022 (Sun) 23:49 [Preview] No.42756 del
Fuck the military too, for real. You just got your shit served. No piece of shit white male wants to serve the secretive part of the military who loves Hitler. You're all trash humans, especially the military. I got a 92 on my ASVAB and could have been an Officer. You need to kill off all your human trash through a war with Russia. Get rid of your military and rebuild. Jews run your entire system. Even Napoleon was a descendant of King Saul, a Jew. I hate the secretive military.


Anonymous 10/17/2022 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.42757 del
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You miss him? He'll be back to lead you guys to Hell don't worry

Revelation 17:8, NIV: The beast, which you saw, once was, now is not, and yet will come up out of the Abyss and go to its destruction. The inhabitants of the earth whose names have not been written in the book of life from the creation of the world will be astonished when they see the beast, because he once was, now is not, and yet will come.


Anonymous 10/17/2022 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.42760 del
>>42757
Trump wasn't all that bad a president, only shitty thing about him was him pushing the covid clot shot "operation warp speed" depop agenda and him not knowing to simply keep his mouth shut when needed. The only reason I don't hate Trump is because he never mandated the clot shot "vaccine" (unlike Biden tried to do) and Trump allowed states to decide what to do about covid (only the shitty commie states and cities locked down, most the rest of America shrugged and went on living our lives as normal). Trump was better than Biden in that way, much less a control freak.


Anonymous 10/17/2022 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.42761 del
>>42756
>You need to kill off all your human trash through a war with Russia.

Going to war with Russia would send the whole world back to the stone age. Sure the upside is we wouldn't have commie control freaks running the show anymore, but the downside would be just as unpleasant: total chaos and anarchy, as in riots, looting, rape and murder everywhere all over the world. Unless you live in the boonies 2+ hours away from the nearest small town you'd be in the same rut as everyone else having to fend for yourself in a dog eat dog world.


Anonymous 10/18/2022 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.42771 del
To Jews: make your rambling nuisance sit down before I make him sit down.


Anonymous 10/18/2022 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.42774 del
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>dumb nigger follows antichrist to Hell


Anonymous 10/18/2022 (Tue) 04:25 [Preview] No.42778 del
>>42737
True. It's free housing + food + jail friends to spot you when you lift. OP's first pic must be a bitch to maintain though. Along with the property taxes it must have included to it.


Anonymous 10/22/2022 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.42912 del
>>42778
It's not that great. Those who wish to maintain power prefer the revolutionaries are locked up. I know what game you're playing. Prison means you have no power and that's all it means.


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 19:39 [Preview] No.43366 del
>>42747
lol haha


Anonymous 10/29/2022 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.43367 del
>>42750
what is Hitler, or prison?


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>>43367
I'm not going to 4chan anymore right now. They've become even more toxic, and yes, it's driving me insane with anxiety. If you haven't figured it out, I would lead most of those White Nationalists to suicide. I would sabotage them.

God gives them a false sense of hope so that they're sabotaged.

>For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness.

They believe in genocide and murder of Jews. I can't have that and neither can God. Where the Left goes wrong is that you can't mix the races; whites for white, blacks for blacks, Jews for Jews, etc. etc.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.43373 del
"Keep your hairpiece on."

XD OH GOD Funny! Oh God I'm dying

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nZUMGid0IvI [Embed]


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.43374 del
You can't fix them, dude. You can't change their opinion due their innate, inbuilt sinful nature. They are given in to lust and have no ability to draw the line somewhere. As such, they will attempt to kill whatever threatens them. Even if you were to bring them over the Christianity, they will find excuses to not come over to the winning side. They were set up and made by God to be the fall-guys, the quintessential Hollywood villain, the Darth Vader of politics.

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/402181355


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 19:52 [Preview] No.43375 del
White people like Charlton Heston follow feelings of power, but it's in a puerile fashion. They never stop to think because they don't have that ability to do so. They believe they're always right due their own innocence which is like a clown. They don't have a conscience.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.43376 del
Cool, calm, and collected while killing innocent people

"Arrest that little shit Jew for throwing that hammer!"


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.43377 del
For there is one God and one mediator between God and [garbage] mankind, the man Christ Jesus


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.43378 del
I'm tellin' ya, man. The reason why whites will fall and why Steven Anderson is considered such a great speaker in the Christian community is because he has Jewish blood. This is not gonna spell over well for the whites.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.43379 del
They dress the wound of my people as though it were not serious. “Peace, peace,” they say, when there is no peace. Are they ashamed of their detestable conduct? No, they have no shame at all; they do not even know how to blush. So they will fall among the fallen; they will be brought down when they are punished, says the LORD. “’I will take away their harvest, declares the LORD. There will be no grapes on the vine. There will be no figs on the tree, and their leaves will wither. What I have given them will be taken from them.’”


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.43380 del
To the people in my town:

11 The Lord said to me, “Faithless Israel is more righteous than unfaithful Judah. 12 Go, proclaim this message toward the north:

“‘Return, faithless Israel,’ declares the Lord,
‘I will frown on you no longer,
for I am faithful,’ declares the Lord,
‘I will not be angry forever.
13 Only acknowledge your guilt—
you have rebelled against the Lord your God,
you have scattered your favors to foreign gods
under every spreading tree,
and have not obeyed me,’”
declares the Lord.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.43381 del
I'm going to destroy my own town for their betrayal. It will become glorious.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.43382 del
New Jerusalem comes down in the middle of America.

“Who will have pity on you, Jerusalem? Who will mourn for you? Who will stop to ask how you are? You have rejected me,” declares the LORD. “You keep on backsliding. So I will reach out and destroy you; I am tired of holding back. I will winnow them with a winnowing fork at the city gates of the land. I will bring bereavement and destruction on my people, for they have not changed their ways. I will make their widows more numerous than the sand of the sea. At midday I will bring a destroyer against the mothers of their young men; suddenly I will bring down on them anguish and terror. The mother of seven will grow faint and breathe her last. Her sun will set while it is still day; she will be disgraced and humiliated. I will put the survivors to the sword before their enemies,” declares the LORD.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.43383 del
If you would sit, and be instruced (which you will not because you are objectionable to God) you would survive. There is going to be massive death in the foreseeable future. Many Jews will die, as will many whites and blacks. I'm going to pursue civil war to bring everyone as much death as can be conceived.

Russia and China will be my weapons.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.43384 del
Fuck it. I don't even want to leave it up there on Facebook posts. I don't want to save them.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.43385 del
Throw the nukes


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.43386 del
You made it Hell and then asked for forgiveness. There's something wrong with you. No forgiveness. Just burning.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 21:35 [Preview] No.43387 del
Aw shucks, image boards are dead and no one cares anymore.


Anonymous 10/30/2022 (Sun) 22:59 [Preview] No.43389 del
Americans are insane hypocrites now.

The very same Americans who scream that straws should be illegal, protests are great, the police should be abolished, the border must be opened, and schools are wonderful then turn around and say that masks must be mandatory, protests must be outlawed, guns must be banned, the border must be closed, and schools must be shut.

The very same Americans who swear that they love freedom then turn around and insist that websites must be outlawed, solar panels should be banned, free trade should be ended, and pot must be illegal.

WTF?


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.43394 del
>>43389
After popping a Seroquel this is what I have to say to all of /pol/ and every bad sinful person

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KBL2m8ZKuDw [Embed]


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.43395 del
Chicken Wonton Soup
He weigh oooone toooon

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5-5WAmkqlCQ [Embed]


Anonymous 10/31/2022 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.43396 del
>>43395
That was mean, I'll watch it. I gotta get off the internet and imageboards for real


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Anonymous 04/03/2023 (Mon) 04:27 [Preview] No.46179 del
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You people really are stupid.


Anonymous 04/03/2023 (Mon) 21:38 [Preview] No.46187 del
>>46179
and you are heccin' adorable m'lady
no 🧢


Anonymous 10/10/2023 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.48465 del
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>>42912
Ack anon you got me. I was just playing around with OP. No way would I prefer living in prison than in a big house ffs


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Anonymous 01/23/2024 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.49597 del
>>42738
you know not every prison is going to have video games


Anonymous 01/23/2024 (Tue) 17:04 [Preview] No.49603 del
>>42735
>>42736
Honestly I would rather just die, life on this planet is overrated anyway.

>>49597
Prisons don't have video games because they wish to make it as boring and miserable as possible. They're essentially gulags. With rape, well that's a form of torture so gulags do fit that definition for most US prisons. If I ever see cops busting down my door I'm going to make them shoot and kill me. Like I said, life is highly overrated.


Anonymous 01/26/2024 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.49637 del
>>49603
It's probably different if not worse in other countries out there.

>Prisons don't have video games because they wish to make it as boring and miserable as possible.

Don't people get books and tv access for good behavior?



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