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Maybe this is better Anonymous 10/02/2025 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No. 71453
I fucking hate being attracted to animals.

Alright so I am a zoophile, I'm genuinely sexually and romantically attracted to animals, I'm not attracted to my fellow human being. This leads to a lot of people hating you.

I'm finally sick of it. But I'm not gonna kms. That's lame.

I'm just going to quit any type of porn that isn't on the hub; no rule34, no illegal bestiality sites, just pornhub. Maybe I can convince myself I'm aro-bi instead.

Who knows? Maybe I'll get a python constrictor and try to get him to suck me some day. Maybe I actually will kms. Maybe my self-conversion will work.


Anonymous 10/02/2025 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.71455 del
One like you shouldn't exist on this planet anymore just kys you disgusting piece of shit.


Anonymous 10/03/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.71473 del
oki i can relate to that and i feel really sorry for you
it's like people cannot understand that if we could choose to not be like that we would but we can't change what we like and don't like
i'm in a similar position but all i can say to you is that you have to find something socially acceptable close enough for you (or a lot of this thing) that can placebo you and make your way i know this suck


Anonymous 10/03/2025 (Fri) 18:30 [Preview] No.71475 del
so you see a puppy and your just like "i would love to fuck you"


Anonymous 10/03/2025 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.71476 del
your weird af


Anonymous 10/04/2025 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.71488 del
I can feel you bro.
I'm a pedo, and I fucking hate myself beause of it.
I will never have a gf or kids.
My life is absolutely fucked.
Probably suduku is the best option


Anonymous 10/04/2025 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.71489 del
>>71488
Pedo is an imprinted thing stemming from some kind of an early trauma, possibly preverbal. It can be treated, even by selfhelp. What else is going on with you?


Anonymous 10/04/2025 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.71491 del
>71457 I'm only attracted to grown animals bro


Anonymous 10/05/2025 (Sun) 01:55 [Preview] No.71496 del
To all pedos and zoophiles or whatever the fuck you are:Please kill yourself the world is better without you.Nobody will remember you or care about you.Even your family will forget about you in a year or less.Click the trigger.


I'M THE VILLIAN. Anonymous 10/05/2025 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.71510 del
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So be it.

Let me preface this by saying I will ALWAYS hate pedophiles; and I don't care if thats hypocritical because they're extremely easy to mock and make fun of and I like mocking them.

But I am so fucking sick of being a zoophile. No I don't want "furry porn", no I don't want some bullshit excuse, because you know who else makes bullshit excuses? Lolicons! And they're one of the things I HATE in a person. When I was a kid, I used to wish dinosaurs were still alive because I thought they were COOL, not HOT. But NOW, they're COOL and HOT. I would KILL for a velociraptor blowjob or footjob. HOT and COLD. SILVER and GOLD. Two sides of the same coin.

Do you hear what other rappers said about KING VON when he was alive? "He was a serial killer, who bragged about killing people. He professed and confessed to be a demon." Or something like that idk. Anyways, I like to rap. I like listening to rap, unless it's Drake or Diddy.

Me and Von? WE BOTH RAP. Now I'm not going to kill anyone, but I'll KILL these BARS, and these BARS will sound like a man who KILLS, you feel me?

The "Saurians" album, dropping--I actually don't know when because I like to procrastinate but before 2040 atleast.


Anonymous 10/06/2025 (Mon) 05:51 [Preview] No.71516 del
>>71510
You weird fucks should just keep your sicko fetishes to yourselves and do the world a big favor as did all the other sick old timers back in the day. Stay in the closet and shut up already please.


Yo Anonymous 10/06/2025 (Mon) 23:03 [Preview] No.71528 del
>>71516 it's not a fetish it's like being gay or straight


Anonymous 10/15/2025 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.71699 del
>>71455
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