➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 1: Pretend to be his dead brother, endlessly.
➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 3: Be abusive. Be aggressive. Be hostile. Be negative. Show hatred. (cf. #49)
➽ Yonkers Technique N° 4: Never be wrong; always be seen to be right, even to the detriment of my own credibility.
➽ ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩ Yonkers Tactic N° 5: Delusion: “I literally have magic”; “I cannot die”; “I am a scientist”; “I am over 1,000 years old”; “I am a cat/dragon…”; “I have cat parents”; “I literally lived in France”.
