Unfortunately, it's time for me to say goodbye now and dissolve back into nature. I'm old and not well and not getting younger. I'm in pain every day and suffering, so it's time to surrender and die. I was evicted by my landlord, the vampire, for helping people and fixing things. Thankfully, I'm smart enough to take matters into my own hands and solve this problem without violence to myself or others before they can torture me any further. When they come to drag me away, they will find a dead, smelly corpse with a big grin on its face. The best I can do is to provide an adequate solution to the problem, and the Argon exit bag method is very effective and simple enough for most people with minimal skill level.
https://www.exitinternational.net/exit-citizens-science-initiative/

On a lighter note, it's been fun sharing life, thank you all, goodbye.