>proposed fork in the storyline
And then suddenly 'LainBee' appears in the sky like an angel, and convinces everyone to ban together and fight against the Zombie Nigger Hoard. Our heroes were so consumed with their own concerns that they totally didn't realize this common foe that needed killing before it became worse. And so LainBee administered the oath of the Brotherhood of KickAss to fight the Zombies and they all had a party to make plans and meanwhile became great friends after all, for the time being.