anonymous 04/22/2025 (Tue) 03:08 No.46512 del
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100% PURE JORDAN D'POOPCAT!

Delhi Police have arrested a notorious thief who had devised a bizarre and filthy way to escape capture - by defecating in his pants whenever he sensed trouble.

Whenever he sensed danger or believed he was about to be caught, Deepak would soil himself, creating such a foul stench that people, including the police, instinctively kept their distance. He would use this moment of hesitation to flee the scene.

However, his luck finally ran out when police detained him in the Sadar Bazar area. Well aware of his filthy tactic, officers came prepared - wearing masks and gloves-to ensure his "poop and run" strategy wouldn't work this time. Deepak was taken into custody without incident and is now behind bars.

https://www.indiatoday.in/cities/delhi/story/delhi-police-arrest-thief-who-used-to-poop-his-pants-to-escape-capture-2699684-2025-03-26