macker boyett 07/31/2025 (Thu) 07:04 No.49428 del

>>49360
>>49368
>Write a story about a poop loving cat and his human friend
>ChatGPT said:
>Title: “Sir Stinksalot and the Loyal Human”

>Once upon a time, in a quiet cul-de-sac nestled behind a wall of whispering pines, lived a cat named Sir Stinksalot. He was an elegant, long-haired tabby with a nose for… well… poop. Not in the gross way, mind you—at least, not to him. To Sir Stinksalot, poop was a source of fascination, a trove of mysteries, and perhaps, he believed, a sacred gift from the digestive gods.

>His human, a kind-hearted artist named Jules, had adopted him from the local shelter, unaware of his unique passion. The first hint came on day three, when Jules found Sir Stinksalot proudly sitting atop the litter box, meowing triumphantly, as if to say, “Behold! I have created!”

>At first, Jules thought it was a quirky phase.

>Then came the collection.

>Yes, collection. Sir Stinksalot, despite Jules’ repeated efforts, would sneakily remove… items… from the litter box and stash them in odd places: under the couch, inside shoes, once even in Jules’s freshly washed laundry basket. The cat had a system. A poop archive. Sometimes, he even sat and stared at his proudest pieces like a curator admiring fine art.

>Jules was horrified. But also… intrigued?

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