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anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No. 40388
Chris Chan got a girl pregnant. How does Jordan continue to be a bigger failure than him of all people?


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.40389 del
holy fuck what
is the krystal arc happening
will he diddle his daughter as well as his mother like what was foretold
as for geordie
you know the button mushroom aint built for penetration
the only way he could get a girl pregnant is a big ol version of the cum jar


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 19:12 [Preview] No.40390 del
>>40388
>c-
Abort and kill them.
Chris should NOT have any family whatsoever. He is an incestual freak, still unforgiven for the mother affair, as well as feeding trolls too many.


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.40391 del
>>40389
actually, it was made for penetrating...


penetration for cubs and little ones galore. and maybe irresistable furry women


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.40394 del
>>40391
>penetrating
> little ones
another one for the archives
thx diddles
appreciate your honesty


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 20:58 [Preview] No.40405 del
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>>40390
>>40391
Most normal Jordan posts.


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 21:35 [Preview] No.40411 del
>>40394
I SAID CUBS
THAT'S WHAT I MEAN BY LITTLE ONES
UNDERAGE, FURRY, CARTOON CHARACTERS.

BECAUSE YOU FUCKS ALWAYS BELIEVE IN FUCKING AGE, RIGHT?
HOW ABOUT I SAY MITTENS IS WHAT, A FUCKING CUB AS WELL? A BABY, EVEN?!
>AR-
NO ARCHIVES. YOU CAN'T ARCHIVE A THOUGHT YOU IDIOT. YOU'RE A THROUGHT CRIMER


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 21:36 [Preview] No.40412 del
>>40405
Those aren't for jordan


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 21:37 [Preview] No.40413 del
>>40411
>YOU'RE A THROUGHT CRIMER
you more of an action crimer
and that action is diddling
aint it diddles


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.40424 del
>>40413
I'M NOT
>>40419
I want her back please :( i miss her drawings in miss that little dust bunny they had. i bneed it now now now. i dont care if you think she's a kid, i want her draws. i want bytey


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.40425 del
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Chris-chan is a successful human being, while Elliot Rodger died a virgin loser

Sometimes life really turns shit around huh


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.40426 del
>>40413
read the rest of my post dingbat


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.40427 del
>>40424
opposite talk
>>40425
ye well maybe going on a killing spree generally dont improve your life lol


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.40430 del
>>40424
>I want her back please :(
Her choice to do as she pleases not mine. And she won't want to talk to you.


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.40431 del
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>>40426
you mean like this
>>40411
>LITTLE ONES
>I SAY MITTENS IS
>A BABY
ayyy you right diddles
reading you agreeing with what i been saying for years is good
thx for pointing that out bro


anonymous 11/26/2024 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.40434 del
It's kinda funny I always wanted to know who's the most popular serial killer. I still got a back eye. But it opens again.


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.40440 del
>>40431
I JUST SAID THAT SARCASTICALLY
BECAUSE
I AM NOT USED TO GIVE OUT FUCKING AGES FROM CHARACTERS THAT DONT EXIST! THEYAREN'T REAL! THETY ARE NOT AN ACTUAL LITERAL INFANT BASED OFF OF A STOCK PHOTO. YOU KNOW REAL PEOPLE CAN'T DO THIS


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 01:41 [Preview] No.40442 del
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>>40412
They were made by Jordan M. Rivera of Walnut St. Catasauqua PA 18302.


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.40443 del
>>40427
He was convinced he deserved it, while Chris was convinced he could earn it


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anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.40445 del
>>40442
No they aren't?! HES DEAD


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.40446 del
>>40434
werent reddit weirdos falling over dharmer
>>40440
diddles
>>40443
says a lot about willpower tho
both had the same goal
just one of them gave up


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 02:03 [Preview] No.40449 del
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>>40445
They were, we can tell because they are distinctly pedophilic. It is a well known and widely accepted fact that Jordan M. Rivera of the state of Pennsylvania, of the original thirteen colonies, is a PZDS (pedophile, zoophile, diapershitter)


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.40451 del
>>40445
Obey Him


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.40453 del
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anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 02:20 [Preview] No.40457 del
>>40449
He is dead, Jim. Grow out of this.
>distinctly pedophilic
do you even know what this means? liking cartoons isn't pedophilia, he hasn't done pedophilia.
>well known and widely accepted
You're actually stupid if you think 1 in a billion people know about this. No one knows Jordan, a dead person who is in fact not popular or known at all.


Richard#TqmqG0 11/27/2024 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.40459 del
>>40451
You're a stupid Görenfotze!!!!


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anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.40462 del
>>40459
das sind keine Kinder


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>>40457
You couldn't be more obvious when you're lying and when you're e-diddling children.


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 04:08 [Preview] No.40486 del
>>40466
You're so physically, mentally, and terminally retarded.


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.40489 del
is diddles saying op has pdd lol


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>>40486
>You're so physically, mentally, and terminally retarded.


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.40521 del
“Next.”

A young man with shoulder-length hair was thrown through an open door with tears in his eyes. He was wearing a towel and rubbed his hole through it as he walked through the waiting room and out the door.

That’s where Nick was sitting. He’d responded to an ad in the paper:



YOUNG (18-21) MODEL WANTED

NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY

PAYS $50



Nick was taking a gap year before he went off to college and felt confident enough in his pretty-boy looks to be a model. When he saw this ad on Craigslist, he jumped at the opportunity. Seeing the violated man flee the room naked made him nervous.

”Get in there, Nick.” said a voice from the Intercom.

He obeyed.

When the young man walked through the door he saw a nude man in the center of a studio bedroom. He was wearing spandex that hid his bulge poorly. There were some men in a booth a few meters behind him. They were whispering to each other, but loud, so he could hear them:

”Look at this pretty boy.”

”Jesus. Damon’s gonna eat him alive.”

”Gonna need a bodybag for this one.”

He got closer to the man sitting on the prop bed.

“You’re here for the audition?” the old man asked.

”Y-y-y-yeah,” said the boy. “My name’s Nick.”

”My name’s Damon. Look at the camera,” Damon said.

The boy turned and saw a flash-bulb light up. A green light appeared by a camera lens. He was being filmed.

”Take your shirt off,” said Damon. His cock throbbed through the thin fabric of his pants. “Come on, boy,” he said. “This is a competitive industry.”

Nick understood. He was a very fit young man, having played Varsity tennis for all of high school. When Damon saw Nick’s small, cut frame his cock throbbed and left a wet spot in the middle of his singlet.

”Baby boy,” the older man said.

”How old are you?” said Nick.

”Sixty-six. How old’s your Dad, son?”

”He’s 41,” said the boy.

”Oh, babyboy,” he said. “Your Dad was born in ‘83, then, huh? I spent most of that year in bathhouses. I bet I’m as old as your grandpa.” His cock throbbed when he said “grandpa”.

”You spent the 80s in bathhouses?”

”Came with a cost.”

“What cost?”

Nick knew what the answer would be. He’d studied the HIV crisis as a sophomore in high school. He couldn’t believe he was talking to someone who’d lived through it.

”Kiddo, I’m HIV positive. Have been for a while. I’ve been on meds since there were meds. But it’s kind of a chore taking them every day. You understand.”

He did. Nick had bipolar disorder, and his pills tasted fucking disgusting. He hadn’t taken them in a week.

”I understand,” he said. His asshole started throbbing. He knew that he was manic. He knew that he wanted this guy to fuck him, that he would beg for him to take the condom off. He was 66, 5’5”, and overweight: but his cock was 11” (he had a ruler tattooed on the shaft) and he had a Prince Albert. A cock you don’t say no to. A cock that owns your hole, not the other way around.

“Nick, nice to meet you,” someone said. It was the director. “Damon here is an old friend of mine. I met him under a bridge. Hopefully you can tell what his special talent is,” he said.

“Is it hyperspermia?” said Nick. “Please say yes.”

Damon and the director looked at the boy sullenly.

”You have no idea what you’re getting yourself into.”

”Maybe Damon can show me,” said Nick. The boy had had experience with older men before, and it’d made him smug. He assumed a 33 year old would be as easy to control as a 66 year old. The boy rested his hand on the tip of Damon’s cock and watched as it throbbed to a size he didn’t think was even possible. Damon and the director made eye contact at the same moment the boy saw the biohazard tattoo on the older man’s chest.

“Hot,” said Nick, tracing his fingers across the curves of the older man’s tattoo. Damon’s cock was throbbing. “I’m a good flirt, huh?”

The director stared at the boy in open-mouthed silence.

”I think you just passed the audition,” said the director. Damon’s cock throbbed so intensely that the fabric tore. “Let’s see if you survive the callback,” he said.


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 13:24 [Preview] No.40522 del
At that exact moment, Nick felt the head of an 11” cock push against his hole for the first time. It terrified him. He’d taken older men’s cocks before, but they were micropenises compared to Damon. This was different. This was electrifying. This was terrifying.

”Rolling,” said the director. Damon spat on his palm and rubbed it on the fat head of his fat cock,

”Wait, what?” said Nick. “I thought this was just a theme. You’re not actually gonna—“

He was silenced by Damon’s fingers forcing their way into his mouth and down his throat. The fleshy head of his cock nestled into the entrance of his tight, teen hole.

”You’re gonna be a star,” said the director, while a boy felt his hole being stretched by a man his grandfather’s age.

”HOLY FUCK WAIT WAIT—“

It was too late. Once he’d poked his head into the young man’s hole, the rest of his cock followed.

”By the way,” the director said, leaning into the boy’s ear, “you ought to know what this video is gonna be called.”

”Ow fuck holy shit ow fuck fuck what the fuck holy shit holy fucking shit—“

“It’s going to be titled “Nick gets pozzed.’ You should’ve done more research, kiddo. I work for Bareback Grandson.”

”OH NO—“ said the kid as the elderly man’s balls touched his asscheeks.

”Yeah, you watch local news, huh? You know who we are. You know what we do. You know you signed your rights away when you initialed the waiver at the door. You either wanted this or you’re too dumb to deserve better. Damon, shut him up.”

The tattooed man found a comfortable spot in the boy’s ass to lie still in. He reached under the table and pulled out a massive, inhuman dildo. The boy shook his head desperately, but to no avail: Damon shoved the silicon cock down his throat so far the director thought the fake dick would touch the real one. The boy looked terrified: the camera focused on his petrified expression.

”Action,” said the director. “Send this teasing cunt to the emergency room,” he said to Damon.

”Him too?” said Damon, pulling his cock out until the tip was touching the rim of Nick’s hole.

The young man screamed against the silicon dick filling his throat.

“You got it,” said Damon. “Just you and me, ‘grandson’,” said the older man. “Time for you to get the family disease.”

The younger man went limp.


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.40523 del
“I think they just touched,” Damon said. “My dick just hit the tip of the dildo. I’m sure.”

“If that were true the boy would be dead,” said the director. Damon took the dildo out anyway and tossed it.

“Ug-g-g-n-n-ffffuuuh-“ said Nick. “Pozzzzzzz. G-g-g-goddd.”

”You just called me your poz god,” said Damon.

His cock was starting to be visible through the boy’s stomach. Damon was fucking him faster and harder. The boy had been virgin-tight: Damon had to fuck him hard to get the fourth inch in, let alone the eleventh. But he was really fucking him. The camera zoomed in on the 66-year old’s plum-sized balls as the full length of his cock forced its way into the young man’s hole.

”Help…” said the boy, reaching a slender arm toward Damon’s face. “Help my pussy… It’s breaking…”

”Pray to your poz god, boy,” Damon sneered. Precum leaked out of the boy’s hole. Damon reached his fingers in and scooped it up. “Have a taste of my cum. That’s poz cum, boy. My poz cum, and I’ve had the bug since it existed. That’s history you’re tasting,” he said, sliding his fingers into the boy’s gaping throat. Damon leaned down and let spit roll off his tongue into the boy’s mouth.

”Gross…” said the boy. His legs had gone numb. He could feel Damon’s cock in his heart. In his brain. Everywhere. And when he remembered that he was getting fucked on camera, he thought he was dreaming. He was losing his mind. Like Damon, he understood that if he’d taken his meds, he never could’ve felt this good.

“You’re gross,” said the boy. “Grandpa, I don’t want this,” he moaned into the boom microphone. He understood his role and played it to perfection. His tiny fingers clasped around his pretend-grandfather’s neck and pulled him into a kiss. The old man smelled like cigarettes and weed.

“Oh shit, I’m gonna cum,” Damon said.

The director barked for the camera to move for a side view. The old man’s stretching, wrinkled gut hung across Nick’s taut back as his stretching, wrinkled sack started to pulse.

”It’s gonna be fucking huge, zoom in on this shit,” Damon ordered the director.

Nick had lost his capacity to think with his brain. His undeveloped frontal cortex had short-circuited, and the evolutionary part of his brain—the one that sought both protection from an elder, and to reproduce—took over.

”Breed,” the boy said, repeatedly. “Breed breed breed breed breed.” He looked into the camera. His pupils were the size of dinner plates.

”Do it,” said the director, who’d already stained his sweats with precum. “Get him pregnant, Damon.”

”Shit,” he said. He’d passed the point of no return. His monster cock buried itself in the boy’s large intestine as his balls started seizing.

“Nice knowing you, boy,” said the director. “Hope it was worth the $50.”

”Take it! Fuck! Fuuuuuck!” yelled Damon.


The boy felt it in his stomach. His eyes rolled back into his skull as the old man poured an enema’s worth of cum into his guts.


“Did you just piss in me?” said Nick.

”No,” said Damon. “But I’m about to.”

The old man twisted his nipples as he worked his cock back to its full length inside the boy. He inhaled, put pressure on his over-full bladder, and released.

”Did you know,” asked Damon, sighing in relief, “that in this state they allow adults to adopt 18-year olds legally?”

The boy’s cock spurted. This could be his life. He thought he’d made a deal with the devil and that he was in heaven all at once.

He was right about one of those.


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anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.40526 del
>>40521
>>40522
>>40523

Jesus christ, kill yourself. Like SERIOUSLY KILL YOURSELF! PUT AN END TO YOUR MISERABLE, SELF-CENTERED, ATTENTION SEEKING LIE OF A POOR LIFE!


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.40531 del
that story is the one diddles wrote about the k man
he tried to hide it by changing the little boy
his favorite
to a young adult, but it still obv what geordie dreams about tho


anonymous 11/27/2024 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.40537 del
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>>40526
Poor Diddles


anonymous 11/28/2024 (Thu) 01:51 [Preview] No.40548 del
>>40531
STOP!
!!!!!!!
ID ONT EVEN CHANGE DJUFKCING DIAPRS"?!?! O KIDS?! I DONT LIKE KIDS!!! FUK YOU PLANET SHEEN


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anonymous 11/28/2024 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.40555 del
>>40548
>>40549
>Sheen
A furry cub character on a children's TV program


anonymous 11/28/2024 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.40572 del
>>40548
>ID ONT EVEN CHANGE DJUFKCING DIAPRS
he prefer the poopies staying in
no change and cleanup for diddles
https://vocaroo.com/17sG4LcdMEkh


anonymous 11/28/2024 (Thu) 17:20 [Preview] No.40575 del
>>40572
KILL. YOUR. SELF. NOW.
STOP uploading copyrighted content


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>>40555
<Trips Don't Lie>


anonymous 11/28/2024 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.40593 del
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/flutter-egg-cabbage-patch-meryl-food-lion-lady.180104/page-171#post-19953577
> Featured on Nov 27, 2024 at 5:06 PM: Chris-Chan clarifies that there is no pregnancy.
will never happen unless he's cucked.


anonymous 11/28/2024 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.40595 del
>>40594
>>40593
like how he said he aint fuck mama
and how geordie say he aint diddling 24 7
well im convinced


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>>40592
>Sheen
A character from a children's cartoon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_Sheen


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Fan Tribute


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anonymous 12/06/2024 (Fri) 02:21 [Preview] No.41101 del
>>41025
Pfft... that's not my conversation? I don't imagine myself as anything LOL, can't realize "things" that didn't happened in my life dumbass.

And talking to one's self isn't a thing. Man up, elder boy.


anonymous 12/06/2024 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.41120 del
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>>41101
>talking to one's self isn't a thing
Says the man-child who hears voices and has no thoughts or imagination.


anonymous 12/06/2024 (Fri) 08:29 [Preview] No.41136 del
>>41101
>Pf0ft... that's not my conversation?
Are you questioning yourself?


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>>41101
> talking to one's self isn't a thing
lol


anonymous 12/06/2024 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.41145 del
>>41120
But klim... you're the only manchild here lol. YOu barely think any thought to "stopping yourself" from going after me. I'm not your little girl
>>41136
No, I'm slightly confused yet unsurprised at his fucking stupidity.
>>41144
Bro, that's different. That is roleplay.


anonymous 12/06/2024 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.41148 del
>>41145
lol roleplays what k mans doing too tho pdd bro


anonymous 12/06/2024 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.41154 del
>>41145
>roleplays
That's diddlespeak for "grooming".


anonymous 12/06/2024 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.41155 del
>>41145
What is a 'klim', anon? What a bizarre random thing to say.


anonymous 12/06/2024 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.41160 del
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