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Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No. 9316
the "who let him back on 4chan" thread seems to have reached bump limit, so i'll use this thread for geordie updates now
archive of previous thread in case it dies: https://archive.is/ACAcs
updates: /b/ anons created a new /bant/ thread in hopes of getting him to fuck off. scetic spotted on /wsr/ asking for people to give him requests for yael, yoinkass is not pleased.

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Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.9356 del
What is geordie doing on a board not meant for his ways?

Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.9358 del
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Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.9421 del
how about you piss off and never make threads again please
i don't want you archiving it either
in a few years or less year this board may die very eventually
and my name is NOT "yoinkass" for the last time

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.9422 del
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OK Yoinkass, whatever you say.

Zeig Heil Mein SS Yonkerführer

We must submit and obey his holy will

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.9423 del
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I never heard a chubby cat say oink before.

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 13:03 [Preview] No.9429 del
>there is no fucking "noose" kink. no one gets hard over what is to be a suicide method
Looks like he hasn't heard of autoerotic asphyxiation. Probably for the best, there's not a light fitting or door frame known to man that would withstand that fat fuck's weight.

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.9434 del
dead boards is more your style geordie

Anonymous 01/27/2023 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.9436 del
>and my name is NOT "yoinkass" for the last time.

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.9451 del
i already 'left' you're just tlking to molly. like, um, >_< uh, hello there babe?

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.9452 del
who's molly, is that rose's alias

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.9453 del
are you becoming a tranny again geordie
lol sorry i mean molly

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.9456 del
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Is your latest Trannie Morph of Klim/Rose called "Molly" now, Yoinkarse?

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.9457 del
first he wanted to be called macker, then it was megan, now it's molly. the fact that all of them start with m is proof that he's serious about it

Klim##SAY7BM 01/28/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.9459 del
it's just one of his ''many' alias' over the years... jesus, i'm not gonna post that List again! kek

Love, Bernie.

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.9462 del
it annoys me when trannies dont at least pick a name that alliterates with their old one
jojo should adopt something like jacinda or juanita or jenkette
or even stick with jordan rivera
thats already the name for a little girl

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It's just the same ol shit he's been doing year after year... he never makes up his mind or makes a definitive final conclusion for anything. It's just his PDD way. His escape clause.

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.9464 del
megan is his deadname, macker is his deadername, and jordan is his deadestname. he's at 3 name changes at this point, plus all the nicknames he's had over the years. he probably doesn't even remember he used to be called jordan.

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 05:38 [Preview] No.9465 del
do the times when he was calling himself sophia or mittens count too

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.9466 del
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Yonkers / Meow Meow Kitty / Bell Cat / Woody / gwow19 / Macker Mellamental Relashni / Lil’ Macker / Starcat / Lil’ Dalla Mane / Woody Woodpecker / Evil Dark Lord / Scarfy / dvdcollection123 / dvdrocks / Jay Dane / Asriel / blandsupestar / GansterWoody / Ralsei / Typical-Warrior / Starzy the Starcat / Geordie / Starrukko…

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.9468 del
i think that was some chris chan style delusion where he thought that mittens and sophia were possessing his body so i'm not sure

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Apols for the double post... fucking mushrooms are lethal for me today

Yonkers actual skin colour "Muddy Waters":
#BC8E6D // 188, 142, 109

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It's been a long sleepless night of pointless online bullshit, plainly. kek

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.9481 del
Some new Merchandizing Marketing Ideas from "Stanko Inc."

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Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 18:15 [Preview] No.9485 del
i get that you upset because geordie is busy visiting hector but can you calm down with the spam dumps bro
he really is hitting all the chris milestones aint he
the funny thing is that although chris likes retard shit
>mlp hyperdimensionia neptunia sonic etc
his interests are much higher level than geordie
do that mean he going to go down the schizo retard pipline slower or faster

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.9486 del
i've been asleep
fuck off
>can you calm down
he can't
klim doesn't listen
so why try reasoning with him
and no, i'm not hitting any chris milestone
you're so fucking stupid to the point where you don't realize i was merely roleplaying, and sophia's a killed off character. i don't even draw her anymore.
the mittens was also a roleplay too
megan is not real, it is a faked snapchat filter
macker is literally my current name, none of these are 'deadnames'
i've never even legally changed my name irl
and jordan is still my name because fuck you i'm not transitiioning, and i'm a male.
i never asked to be called megan
how delusional are you
when will your feeble child mind realize that it's not real

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.9487 del
and the "molly" thing is a fucking joke too, a ROLEPLAY joke
something like
>Umm, *smack lip* uhh, *smack smack* like, oH MY god, babe
is a fucking JOKE. it's a CHARACTER with potential.
holy fuck you're a retard
you're not bernie. you're a grown elder man with problems about kids and animals
you should adopt a gun and kill yourself with it
i just really hate you
kill yourself and never copy my posts again

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.9488 del
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what weight
i'm not niggercado
it's not a doubt
i don't care if leafy called me that the first time
i've never even infringed when making mittens design
it's what this fat bitch of a cat supposed to look like
you probably know them with the green haired girl
>thinking everyone is me

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.9489 del
You don't have mushrooms. You can't pay for drugs.
it's APOLOGIES. and you can't fucking apologize for anything

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 20:39 [Preview] No.9490 del
>feeble child mind
Projection again Jordan, you're the one with PDD.

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.9495 del
you're the only one projecting because you won't stop fucking repeating your fucking phrase for the 11th time
no i do not have any pervasive crap disorder
i dont even fucking act like it

Anonymous 01/28/2023 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.9496 del
Yes you do and that's why you can't grasp the concept. https://vocaroo.com/1epZgSaeXCBo

Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.9500 del
What do you think he forces Carmen to call him?
His lard of a body is large enough to host all of his cat personas, maybe mittens really was a real family pet and he tried brown pounding it one too many times and convinced himself that it didn't die, but now lives in him.

Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 03:28 [Preview] No.9507 del
The sounds of all Yonkers posts... Yonkers Screaming & Sperging Out: https://files.catbox.moe/t65ppk.mp4

Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.9516 del
➽ [●] Yonkers IS the "21st Century Schizoid Man" [video]: https://files.catbox.moe/j3kwv8.mp4

Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 22:57 [Preview] No.9519 del
lol tardrage
dont shit your pants bro
and if you do shit your pants
dont eat it afterwards this time

Anonymous 01/29/2023 (Sun) 23:01 [Preview] No.9520 del
big penis white man

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.9523 del
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Jerk off furiously to this, Geordie.

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.9524 del
what the fuck are you on about. this is why no one talks to you, lemonz.
we never had a family pet at all
how the fuck is it lard
how the fuck do i have personas of cats
and no, mittens is only my OC

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.9525 del
>Pure Nonsese Noises
you're such an idiot
i was doing impressions and having fun
and laughing
and testing voices

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>family pet
That's because you shat on it, killed it, cooked and ate it. Carmen said so.

➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.9527 del
that's not your model you fucking spaz. stop stealing my shit or i will seriously fucking sue you you fucking rampant pedophile from australia i will seriously end your career

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Jerk off to this instead, Geordie: it's now called "Mr. & Mrs. Klim looking for a donkey to milk".

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.9530 del
he said on /b/ that someone drew that for him. the question is who was it and are they aware of our boy's poop addiction

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.9531 del
>stop stealing my shit
theres only room for one poo thief on this board
and thats geordie

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Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 16:30 [Preview] No.9533 del
i dont have a opoop addiction you fuckin idiot
>who was it
why do you want to know everyone? piss off
thats mittens and milkshake takin a walk

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Is 'Milkshake' your new code word for 'Loli Rape'?

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.9535 del
jenk abuse can make the user hallucinate and believe they have friends
in reality all they have is a bottle of sewer gas and poopoo breath

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.9536 del
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It's true. All of it. 100% scientifically verifiable.

...? 01/30/2023 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.9538 del
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well i see you still won't stop talking about me huh
fuck off
there's no jenk at fucking all
it's not a hallucination either.. it's just a fucking drawing... and you edited out mittens' friend... what's wrong with you?
besides that's not even what flufferia looks like
>mack city university
we don't have that
especially not a shortened name
>university of watnai
not a thing either \
>enid reilly
>harrison glumpton
not real people

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 19:59 [Preview] No.9540 del
lay off the jenk
you still hallucinating hard
he follows the science of anturdy fartchi

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.9541 del
what ever happened to watnai anyway? did the government of watnai collapse?
>it's not a hallucination either
jordan, you've been in a coma for the past 5 years. there is no such thing as endchan or 4chan, there is no such thing as /baaa2/, there is no drawthread, there is no klim, there are no trolls, there are no talking cats, all if it is just a hallucination. wake up, jordan, joshie misses you.

Anonymous 01/30/2023 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.9542 del
i'm not laying on any jenk because it's not real
it's a dead trend to make a fake "drug" jim
...watnai's still there.
just hadn't completed the whole concept, technically.
and no, government's still there. they just dont want ya people entering just to hurt fellow watnians or their culture.
and fuck fof with your "coma" shit. i know what the internet is. and i've never said anything about a real talking cat
i only said sophia was """real""" so you could fuck off even further from attempting to mess with my actual sentient human parent(s)
and there is clearly no joshie here. he's not doxxed all the time

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.9543 del
you just think that because you jenked off yo tits

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 05:04 [Preview] No.9546 del
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Jenkem is the National product of Watnai.
ur hallucinating again... can't you figure out that those diplomas ARE JUST A PISS-TAKE TO BAIT YOU? You took the bait... yet again, you fuckling idiot.
>not real people
But Bernie Gores IS!

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 05:29 [Preview] No.9549 del
no i didn't you idiot
can you stop fucking stupid already
jenkem is not from watnai
and you're not doing any fucking "piss take" nor bait, you're so fucking retarded you act like this intentionally. WITH INTENTION. WITH NO REGRET OR REMORSE.

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.9551 del
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It's true: Jenkem is real and is made in Watnai.

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.9553 del
>can you stop fucking stupid already
>can you stop fucking stupid already
>can you stop fucking stupid already

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.9554 del
can you stop being fucking stupid already

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.9555 del
second attempt
good job lol

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 18:07 [Preview] No.9556 del
>jenkem is not from watnai
thats true
all the jenk that floods shittens world is made in caca city
its next door to macker city

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.9558 del
> there is clearly no joshie here. he's not doxxed all the time
Then why did you post pics of him online for the world to see? And when did Carmen stop being a hologram to you, probably after the beating you gave her I bet.

Anonymous 01/31/2023 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.9559 del
i think he stopped the hologram thing after carmenonstream. it's hard to claim someone's just a hologram when they're capable of taking you off the internet or posting on 4chan

Anonymous 02/01/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.9560 del
she's never been a hologram
i just told you shit like this to fuck with you and for you to not harass any other people further

Anonymous 02/01/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.9561 del
So you're a liar?

Anonymous 02/01/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.9563 del
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Always remember: ➽ Yonkers Tactic N° 2: Use an absurd escape clause, ie. ‘I was only joking’; ‘I wasn’t serious’; ‘I was just fucking with you’.

Anonymous 02/01/2023 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.9564 del
You are even more secretive and protective of Hector. Did he honestly get physical with you to protect Rose at some point? We all saw how you reacted with female interaction, given it was your own mother and fig on a stream out of all things. God only willing Carmen wasn't in the same room...

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he admitted that yael belongs to scetic. or did he?

Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.9583 del
yael never owned her ;)
rose was never our child

Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.9587 del
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That's because Rose is Carmen and Klim's daughter.

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he drew weird shit of fig's character again. he also recorded audio of himself busting a nut for some reason.

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 05:16 [Preview] No.9621 del
i meant to spoiler that. apologies to those of you that had your eyes burned off

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.9622 del
not me you idiot
nigga how are eyes burned off over ass

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.9623 del
also i didn't ACTUALLY bust a nut on recording you idiot
i already came a few minutes ago, but not to that vocaroo so uh, shut up ok? literally fuck off and leave me alone for good

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.9624 del
I made an appointment with my counsellor on Monday afternoon after I saw and heard this...

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.9630 del
also can you fuck off i'm literally serious. really i dont want you archiving any of my stuff anymore.
i'm not part of your fucking internet diary and i don't wish otherwise.
you didnt make any fucking appointment with any fucking thing you fucking poor idiot. stop larping to yourself and accept that you LIKE seeing my stuff. you LIKE harassing me. and you LIKE doing this until the day you fucking die.

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.9631 del
>you LIKE harassing me. and you LIKE doing this until the day you fucking die.
So why do you keep coming back here? Nobody's forcing you, so you must like it too.

Anonymous 02/04/2023 (Sat) 13:27 [Preview] No.9634 del
Oh, you love coming back here all the time, to see how much attention you're getting. What a sad little Mexican Tard 😄

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