>>35225
>>35226
Yowza!the piglet bon fell asleep in her chair this night because she was listening to music. and she woke up with a pound of poop squishing around in her pants. the poopy piggy like all quickly startled piglets went into a fit of discomfort from this sudden revelation, and she vomited a soup can amount of partially digested fish and corn onto
her keyboard and then in shock pissed her pants. wait a second; let's go back and explain this from the beginning. the main problem today was the piggy over ate yet again and
had twelve fish paddies and eight bowls of corn and a tassy of bacon for her supper. now an ordinary piggy with an ordinary appetite should only eat a tine of that and be happy, but not bon. she decided that her piggyness got or was going to get the best of herself and she was going to pig out. and who cares about any consequences. so she munched her way out of the kitchen and into her bedroom and left a trial of niblets and crumbs along the floor. well this did something to her right away, as
she felt a pin like tightening in her bowels and it surprised her. she knew a brown curly poo was on its way, but oh she disparaged, she has music to listen to! so an immediate solution was thought of and reached. to her music she would go at her desk, but not before squatting and bending and depositing a small load of troublesome brown poo on the floor beside her desk.
poor piggy bon, she thought that was the extent of her after supper poo party pickups, but no, a brown surprise awaited her as she drifted off to sleep and into the clutches of a pig pen like mess described above.why is the piggy so poopy? and the piggy farts way too much.