I think you all think I'm somebody else. I only post a few times a week if that. I will say I tried the Fleshlight for a second time and it's an awful product. It just doesn't feel that good. I'm blown away that the $20 Tenga is so much better.

I'm going to see if Fleshlight will take a return or substitute it for a different model. Surely they have some kind of guarantee buried somehwere.