How do you say >Hello? Royal dutch police? This is Bert Bertacek, calling in from Prague. I am calling because I am worried for my d*tch friend and I want you to do a wellness czech on him. He has been very stressed lately and today's events down in Italy might have been the latest straw. Every day he has hundreds of lives at his mercy. Yes, he's a train conductor. His name? Autismbert, you will probably find him stuck in a tunne...oh you already know who I am speaking about? Excellent, please do the needful. Čau. in dutch?