07/06/2018 (Fri) 19:17:31
What is this gayness?
Last night I was out with this chick and we got drunk. We were making out in my back seat, and I didn't give a fuck about no period. I pulled that tampon out and threw it out the window... only the window was still up, and the bloody tampon left splat marks in my backseat.
Doesn't matter, still had sex. Had the whiskey dick going strong, so it didn't matter how long we fucked, I wasn't busting a nut. That part kind of sucked. The back seat of my car looks like a God damn crime scene with blood splatter, and I didn't even get a nut off.
Other than that, shit has been going good. Been staying mostly anon online and avoiding internet drama. I like internet drama, but I also like pussy, so I think I'll keep getting my dick wet, maybe make another white baby.
Time to hit the gym, get my swoll on.