12/21/2022 (Wed) 05:26
Because an FPS should be an FPS, but randomly out of nowhere this one becomes a third person stealth game where you direct a dude to move by watching security cameras, or a driving sim where you have to dodge oncoming traffic, while also hanging out of the window shooting bad guys, while also defusing landmines, while also making sure your vehicle is sill in good enough condition to keep driving, and then suddenly it's a survival stealth crafting game, where you have to collect pieces of scrap metal, duct tape, draino, broken glass, mousetraps, and the band guys dildo hidden in dresser draws and cabinets, so you can craft makeshift shivs, smoke grenades, and molotov cocktails, and then it's randomly a training level for the WarZone portion of the game, where the enemies have bullet sponge super armor that you have to repeatedly shoot till it breaks, and then it's a semi-open world sniper mission, where you have to sprint from one side of the map to the other so you can line up collateral head shots, and- should I go on?
Remember when CoD was just "SHOOT THE BAD GUYS. OK GOOD, YOU DID THAT. NOW GO TO NEXT ROOM AND SHOOT BAD GUYS!"
No, you said what you meant, Mot. The truth came out.
I am for things like that!
...maybe if it was just one dude, but gangbang is gross.