You can't boil away the chemicals that are turning the frogs gay.

Spec, did you drink metal water?

>had to go pick up my dad from getting stranded
jesus the neighborhood roads are bad.

>>95060
Don't you mean no gay boy-girl to drink tap water with?

>>95063
Try that again in English.

N

I

G

>>95064
Nyet

Damn it Rajee...

>>95075
Really now?

>>95076
Nah, I'm getting ready for bed.

>>95077
At 22:30? Okay grandpa.

>>95078
Yeah, that about sums it up.
Night.

>>95079
Goodnight Horse...

Does the horse sleep standing up?

>>95074
How's spec?
>>95081
Horses can sit down.

>>95082
They don't always, though.

>>95081
Ours almost never did, and always lied down one way or another.

>>95082
Same as always. Raj?

>>95083
Is horse in an unfamiliar or unsafe place? If yes, he might sleep standing up. That way he can escape faster

>>95084
damn, horse is less interesting than I thought..

>>95085
Yeah, he's at my place.

>>95084
>spec had a horse
How did a cowboy end up on an image board?
I'm okay spec. Little sleepy. Gonna sleep soon. Since I'm an old man as well

>>95086
Give him a blanket. It's cold these days

>>95087
He's quite comfortable.

>>95086
Nah, Horse is badass enough he could do it.

>>95087
Sometimes I wonder myself.
I gave Greg a hard time for turning in "early" but like the past two nights I've passed out at like 20:00 so...
Glad you're keepin' on Rajee, been up to anything amusing?

>>95089
faith in horse restored!

>>95090
Horse could fall asleep standing up, and drink at the same time!

>>95091
Sleep drinking sounds awfully dangerous.

>>95092
Horse is a professional.
He can beer anytime, anywhere, feel every horse killing feel, and keep beer-in'.

>>95093
sugoi

>>95089
>amusing
Not really. Shoveled a lot of snow yesterday. Don't want to spend money on a snow blower. Might do it next year tho.
I recently got into anime again because I introduced the gf to it.
Was sad last week because I saw the cute killer tekaden boys get killed.
Have some weird management at work.
Two of them got angry because I corrected a few statements one of them made in an email. I didn't even hit reply all. It was addressed only to him and my immediate boss. Immediate boss defended me tho.
I've done some ubereats deliveries because the gf sent me a referral code. We both have regular jobs. But if I do 50 trips she gets $400. The app was messed up and uber didn't acknowledge the referral code I used when I signed up, after messaging them for over a week they finally fixed it.
I don't know if any of that fits your definition of amusing. We're in a really strict lock down so I haven't been doing much other than work and sleep.
Have you done anything amusing? Will you be getting a horse again?

>>95094
ほんとすごい！

Are those deaths accidental or deliberate suicide?

>>95098
>>95099
accidental. They were just tryna keep warm.

>>95095
>introduced the gf to it
Oh no... what are ya both watchin', what'd you start her off with?
The who what boys?
At least your boss/supervisor defended you, but that's shitty they got pissy about something so petty.
Aaahh... bein' a delivery boy ain't so bad, I did that a bit too. Small bit of extra on the side, nice of you to help the gf out a bit~ But yeah, all that definitely counts as amusing.
>get a horse again
Not for a long time.

>>95097
Just what the world needed, fewer Texans.
I don't know how people can be that stupid with generators and stoves, like holy shit... the damn things are practically covered in printed warnings to not do that.
It's Gorilla Glue hair tier stupidity, but with lethal consequences.

anyway, brb guys.

>>95101
see ya soon.

>>95100
Natural selection. Poor guys.

>>95101
>what'd you start her off with?
Fma: brotherhood
I re-watched at least half of the episodes again with her.
We've mostly been just using Netflix. She went ahead and watched 7 deadly sins on her own. I haven't seen it.
We saw promised neverland together.
She's watching Naruto now. Jiraiya died yesterday so she was sad. She's back at her place today.
Tried to get her to watch S;G but I think it was too slow for her liking.
>who boys
Iron blood orphans
It came out 3 years ago but I only watched it a few days ago.

>>95102



>>95103
>FMA
A pretty good normie starter-
>Naruto
Oh no...
Oh, Gundam stuff. I know next to nothing about Gundams.

>>95103
Stupidity is the leading cause of death worldwide.

FMA still has the GOAT openings.

>>95104
Remember what I told you?

>>95106
Won't, can't.

>>95104
Gundam stuff is fun..
But if you've seen one or two series you realize that they like to reuse plot points and character types.
There's always a girl with political power that wants peace. And there is always an autist with a mask. There's cool edgy anime boy.
Still have to give credit to iron blood orphans as they managed to do something unique with their character archetypes.

>>95105
I await my eventual death

>>95107
Weak.

>>95108
Nah, you're gonna make it just fine.

>>95108
Sounds like you can really get away with just watching one series then.

>>95109
Weak for-
...eh, yeah, we'll just go with yeah.

>>95110
Wow.

>>95112
lewd.

>>95110
Pretty much.
But I'm not a Gundam expert autist. So that might be an incorrect conclusion.

Goodnight /imouto/

>>95114
night raj

>>95113
Yeas.

>>95114
Goodnight Rajee, sleep well, stay warm up there.

>>95116
She kinda cute, who dis?

>>95117
Mei. Herrsher of Thunder from Honkai.

>>95118
oh.
nvm.

>>95119
Yeah, I knew you'd be instantly disinterested.
I've been collecting images of her because the Genshin girl I'm saving up for is likely to be heavily based on her design.

>>95120
Purple hair is weird for me right now.

>>95121
Whyfor?

>>95122
Had one show up in my dream last night, but I couldn't tell if it was patchouli or the frieren girl.

>>95123
Man... why do you get 2hus and anime girls in your dreams...

>>95124
It's a somewhat rare occurrence.

>>95125
>somewhat rare
>somewhat
Doesn't seem like it!

>>95126
RARE

>>95127
Eehhh... so what happened in last nights with the purple hair?

>>95128
I don't remember by now..

>>95049
No.

>>95131
No?

>>95132
No, I will not play the Triangle Strategy demo.

>>95130
sorry.

>>95131
ok

>>95133
Oh. Did you just wake up?

>>95134
Don't want to hype myself up for a game thats at least a year out.
>>95135
Yeah, I fell back asleep earlier.

>>95136
Ah.
it's fun.

>>95137
I saw the trailer and it looked neat, even though I didn't care about Octopath at all.
How long is the demo?

>>95134
[doubt]

>>95136
Did you dream of anything weird?

>>95138
It has 3 battles + story stuff.
I dont know how long it is, since I had to run off halfway through.

>>95139
brb crying

>>95139
Not really, no.

>>95140
>crying

>>95141
Ah well lame.

>>95142
wtf

>>95140
Oh, ok. Anything else from the Direct seem interesting to you? Nothing really stood out to me.
>>95142
What did you dream about then, huh?

>>95144
There was that and NMH3. That was really it, I think.
The ninja gaiden games getting ported is cool, but I'm not interested.

>>95143
Crying is too good...

>>95144
I actually have a reoccurring dream about a city I've never been to. It's on a coast somewhere, has a really neat almost completely closed bay made by a crater, and it's closed off with a man made dyke, but the water line is above it slightly, so it's still full of water. Went swimming it once, was full of people.

>>95146
scary.

>>95147
What, how!?

>>95150
New episode when?

>>95151
This SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

>>95152
But I want it now.

>>95145
NMH always looked like "haha pop culture references and lol so randum humor" the game to me. Basically the video game equivalent of those shitty adult cartoons like Rick and Morty.
Don't care about Ninja Gaiden either.
Was kinda hoping we'd see a Switch port of X, or maybe even Monolith Soft's new game. SMTV getting a more concrete release date would've been cool too. So I'm kinda disappointed.
>>95146
You're crazy.

>>95154
Yeah, it was a little lame.
NMH is like that but everyone treats travis accordingly for being a goss nerd.
X port never ever.

>>95153
YOU PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!

>>95154
I know.

>>95156
I'll edge your seat.

>>95155
Still doesn't seem like my kind of thing.
Come on Nintendo please please please I'll even take it censored...
>>95156
Good.

>>95157
>Grave Digger is still around
Goddamn...
Mmm, edge me baby.

>>95158
:<

>>95158
I'd much rather monolith's new project than a port of X.
I could play X right now if I wanted.

>>95159
wut.
wow gay. What u up to?

>>95159
lmao
>>95160
I mean yeah, but I think realistically their new project is still a ways out.
Also I don't have a Wii U.

>>95161
Have you never seen an old Monster Jam/monster truck rally commercial?
For you. Well, right now looking up old Monster Jam and drag racing commercials for nostalgia.
You?

>>95162
Hate u.

>>95163
Yeah, I hate me too.

>>95162
They've been working on it for at least 3 years by now. Soon.
Neither do I, but you can emulate it pretty nice.

>>95163
Maybe? I might've forgotten, or might've been just before my time.
Getting ready to get into bed, I think.

>>95165
I think its going to be an early release on whatever Nintendo's next system, like 2 was.
No way my toaster could run it.

>>95164



>>95166
Heh, it was REALLY big right around the time you'd have been born. 1999 through the very early 2000's. I guess they still do Monster Jam, but man I haven't heard a commercial for it since maybe '08?
Wow, early. Considering it too though, fuckin' tired, up since 03:30.

>>95168
Did you ever even watch last weeks ep?

>>95169
No.
https://twitter.com/Putama_P/status/1361719213740621828

>>95166
we still have a few years of switch at least.
Right, right.

>>95168
Why the hell aren't you asleep already?

>>95170
Did you ever find out why Horse took it down?
Cute.
>>95171
Yeah, I know. I'm still saying I don't think we'll see it on Switch.

>>95172
We'll have to wait and see. They have only done 1 game per gen, really.

>>95171
Because...
That image is amazing.

>>95172
He didn't, Emby is just a shit, and the new eps are up now.

>>95174
means you need extra sleep tonight.
What did they think was gonna happen..?

>>95175
Meh...
Look, the cops were obviously out there just beating, arresting, and God forbid- shooting INNOCENT people, so obviously with less police, there's less crime right?

>>95173
Yeah, which is part of why I think we won't see it on Switch.
>>95174
Oh.

>>95176
Don't meh me.
if there's no police to call and report to crime to, then clearly crime rates are dropping.

>>95177
wonder if botw2 is cucking us.

>>95177
Tomorrow, promise.

>>95178
Raaan...
Hey- a crime never reported, never happened.
taps forehead

>>95180
pls
Exactly! Maybe that's what they're going for.

>>95181
plses
Something in me doubts it...
Nice dress. Did I link you the Ran one that's almost finished?

>>95182
Maybe they just wanna break the rules and not face consequences? nah..
I don't think so, no.

>>95179
Not really sure what BOTW has to do with it.
>>95180
Ok.

>>95184
Most of monolith helped out with botw's development, if memory serves.

>>95183
Part of me thinks maybe they really are just that naive.
https://twitter.com/kuzunoha_pote/status/1361495523958525961

>>95184
:)

>>95186
Talking to liberal buddies it really does seem that they think that death should never be a consequence for anything.
Oohh. You linked me that, but I only saw the first preview image.
Very pretty.

>>95187
Yep, they hate the idea of someone dying for some reason. Which is odd, 'cause they seem to have no qualms with ending the lives of children...
Yeah, he's gone some pretty ones, and some uh- interesting ones, too.

>>95188
These are the same people that think you shouldn't be able to kill home intruders, so...
Well, now you gotta show me.

>>95185
I was unaware. They were able to do BOTW and XB2 at the same time though, if thats the case.
>>95186

Liberals care more about what happens to the criminals who commited the crimes, than they do their victims.

>>95189
Look, you don't know if they're gonna kill you or not. Just sit on your hands and wait to find out. Whatever they take you can totally replace!
...except the things you can't!
This one I really like
https://twitter.com/kuzunoha_pote/status/1359255487036805120
His motorcycle racing Momiji is cool.
https://twitter.com/kuzunoha_pote/status/1358764659361259522
The mask is uh... it's a thing.
https://twitter.com/kuzunoha_pote/status/1357269343684362241
And look at this, he saved me the effort of having to endlessly scroll through his twitter for his old Momiji set.
https://twitter.com/kuzunoha_pote/status/1354807252062855174

>>95190

>>95190
There's not a ton of info. They have two studios, but I think some from the main studio (xenoblade) was called in to help with botw.
They also posted job listings for botw2 help, so they're helping again. Not sure how many it really was though, or which studio. Who knows.

>>95192
Those are real neat!
Gave him a follow, wanna see his finished Ran.

>>95194
Yeah, he's pretty neat!
Damn, now I won't get to link ya when it's done~
Holy fuckin' lewd dude.

>>95192

>>95193
Huh. Well I hope it doesn't prolong the wait too much either.

>>95196
What's wrong?

>>95195
Ya still can, I doubt I'll catch it. Haven't been browsing twitter too much.

>>95196
Games that will never come out:
refanasy
monolith game

>>95198
Twitter's a Hell hole more than usual lately.
https://twitter.com/Scream8901016/status/1361919205646327810

>>95199
If you ignore the trending tab, it aint too bad. I've blocked/muted all the crazies by now.
I saw that! It's very cool.

>>95197
I was supposed to get a three month supply of allergy meds but I only got two months and now I'm out and have to wait a month and I already feel like shit and my ear is getting worse.
>>95198
Project Awakening...

>>95201
NEVER EVER

>>95200
>following them in the first place
Ran...
>Ran stores cute dragon girl in the same folder as lewds
RAN!

>>95201
Ahh fuck- Over the counter stuff ain't gonna do a damn bit of good either, is it?

>all the solar/wind energy is frozen to the point of useless
>"This wouldn't have happened if we invested more in green energy!"

Meanwhile:
https://twitter.com/JulianCastro/status/1362171027397173248

>>95203
I don't mind them when they aren't posting awful political takes.
This aint even my lewds folder.

>>95204
I love the pic of the helicopter trying to de-ice the wind turbine.

>>95202
;_;
FUCKING GRANBLUE
>>95203
Yeah, it won't.

>>95205
Someone I know is working as a teacher's aide in UT in Austin and the sheer number of kids absolutely losing their shit because they don't know how to exist without power or the fucking microwave.

The student resources and public groups are all flooded with messages of "how do i not die" essentially.

>>95204
Basic utilities really are magic to these people aren't they...
I used to laugh at Peterson for saying that what separated people from chaos was the lights working when you flicked the switch on, but people really are helpless when the power goes out for more than 5 minutes.

>>95205
What do they post when they aren't posting that!?
That other folder must be well beyond lascivious then...

>>95206
I'm sorry. ;__;

>>95206
I mean, it's whatever for me.

>>95207
lmaoo
we're melting buckets of snow to use for toilet water.

>>95208
Fighting game stuff.
It's more like I'm lazy and haven't organized in forever. Most everything just gets chucked into the downloads folder.

>how do I not die
git gud

>>95209
>just chucked into the downloads folder
Man I know that feel.
Also, are you without water? What the shit?

>>95208
Who would've thunk that wash-your-balls man was right about most things.

>>95209
Oh, don't take any snow from the roof/shed.
Make sure all of the snow you're melting for any real use that comes in contact with you, ie bathwater if you're that desperate, is from the lawn and you didn't put fertilizer/pesticides out yet (it should be too early for spring spraying but some people do it the moment it gets to 60 for a day).

Basically, grab from metal/plastic surfaces not contaminated with anything first, then yard, then increasingly more likely to have shit mixed in.

>>95211
Mmhmm.
Yeah, we had a break down the street so they shut it off to work on it.

>>95208

>>95209
I know, but I'm looking forward to it.

>>95212
It's literally just for toilet water.
We have jugs of tap water for drinking and such.

>>95214
Hopefully it'll be worth the wait :^)

>>95210
how do I not Mot?

>>95212
Clean your room Tsuchi.

>>95213
Oh yeah, you did mention the water main break. It's still down though?

>>95214
Don't cry. It's all gon b k.

>>95217
Seems to be.
We have like 4-5 main breaks in the neighborhood at the moment.

>>95215
Yeah, but bathing is next on the list.
Don't waste good water on bathing if you're literally going to be without it for a week or so. Just boil it in batches and toss it in the tub.

I had to do that when hit with a blizzard while living in the midwest.
Not great but better than not bathing.

>>95217
I vacuum like every three days and change bedding about half that often.

>>95216
It probably won't.
>>95217
Not for a month...

>>95219
I don't think it'll last too long? Who knows. I could probably just run over to my friend's place if I needed to.

>>95220
;_;

>>95218
Goddamn, everywhere really can't keep it together.

>>95219
Wow, I only change my sheets every month.

>>95220
Takes that long to fill your prescription?

>>95221
>Ran is literally not washing his balls right now
Seems he needs to read Peterson.

It's not supposed to be above freezing and stay until Saturday afternoon here.

>>95222
Disgusting.

>>95222
Most of our city's pipes are like 50 years old.

>>95223
I showered this morning, no biggie.

>>95221

>>95222
Its a perscription for every three months. I have no way of proving that they gave me one months less supply than they were supposed to.

>>95223
I'm an animal.

>>95224
Aren't most city's pipes like 50 years old or more?

>>95225
RIP

>>95224
Went somewhere else?

>>95225
>I have no way of proving that they gave me one months less supply than they were supposed to.
You do that when you get it filled. You can actually request a refill and tell the pharmacist that the "3 month supply" isn't 3 months by the rate it's used as directed by the script. They'll bitch at your doctor and pharmacist, but it'll get filled as long as you just yell loud enough at everyone you have to talk to.

>>95227
Probably? I always remember people saying "oh no our pipes are so old :<"

>>95228
We only lost water at like 5pm today.

>>95227
Really trying to prove those Sasquatch memes, eh?

See if Jack Link's will hire you for commercials.

>>95226
>>95227
;_;
>>95228
I guess I'll try bitching, but there's no way to prove it since I already took them all.
>image
Biden kinda based?

>>95231
just gotta let it out.

>>95229
Oh, I thought it was yesterday since you were talking about it.

>>95231
Look at the physical bottle it came in. It has the usage on it. Now do the math for how long that will last with how many they gave you. If it's less than 90 days, you can tell your insurance the script didn't cover 90 days and you already paid the copay for a 90 day supply that didn't last 90 days because your insurance tried to save a nickel and dispense less.

Literally bitching is the only way to get shit like that fixed without having to pay more because insurance companies have the biggest fucking crooked noses.

>>95229
Because every city has old infrastructure! Even new ones! They age it before they put it in the ground, it's like a requirement that it has to fail every time the weather is slightly inclement, or a service provider has to be switched because the previous one charged 5 dollars extra.

>>95230
I'm a gorilla.
Do they still do the big foot commercials?

>>95231
No cries.

>>95234
>gorilla
Damn, is this your mom?

And yeah, the "Messin' with Sasquatch" ones.

>>95233
The street over had a main break. It's weird that ours only broke today.

>>95234
Yeah, uh. Okay.
FUCK CITIES

>>95232
A
>>95233
I'll try.
>>95234
Only cries.

>>95237
B

>>95235
Damn, I haven't seen one of those ads in forever.

>>95236
Yeah, fuck cities. Time to live inna woods!

>>95237
Alright, let the teardrops fall.

>>95236
Yeah, kind of strange.

>>95237
dun b a lil bitch
Call them tomorrow.

>>95239
I saw a new one a month or so ago so they're still making new ones even.
I think it was during a sportsball game.

>>95240
. . .alright.

>>95241
Or maybe it did break yesterday, and they only just now shut it off today.
Beats me.

>>95242
yee haw.
You can get that horse you wanted.

>>95241
>he still supports uppity sportsball negros

>>95244
YEE HAW! indeed!
A nice Appaloosa, or an Arab, hmm...

>>95245
>spec wants an arab for his brokeback mountain
...alright.

>>95246
Damn. When you find his LiveLeak, show me.

>>95246
There's things I could say here that would just dig me so much deeper...

Deeper than how far Mohammad is going to be in him.
Spec's going to make a Swede blush.

>>95247
spec's arab spring starts now.

>>95248
All in good fun.

>>95250
Mmm...

>>95251
mmhmm

>>95250
AND NOW IT'S SPRING TIME FOR HITLER AND GERMANY.

>>95253
proud I actually get this one.

>>95254
nia pls..

>>95255
proud of u

Ran or Tsuchi, did you guys watch WEP yet?

>>95256
thanks bud

>>95257
lewd.

>>95258
White Expired Pussy?

>>95258
Nope.

>>95259
Yeah, htat one's pretty lewd.

>>95262
it's def the leash.

>>95263
The leash does it...? No groping her tit, or the mouth, or the heart pupils. The leash.
Hmm...

>>95264
in that pic at least, yeah.

>>95265
Yeah yeah

>>95260
>
>>95261
Ok.

>>95266
...yeah?

>>95267
WHERE EVERYONE PEEIN?

>>95269
Maybe?

>>95271
definitely.

>>95272
No, you're thinking of Gabby.

>>95273
Surely, you can't be serious.

>>95272
news to me.

>>95274
I'm very serious.
And don't call me shirley.

>>95274
>>95275
Damn. Ran was a tranny in Florida all along.

Being a tranny in flordia sounds like a bad idea.
Being a tranny sounds like a bad idea.

>>95276
>actually completed the line
YUS

>>95277
Ooooh... so Ran wanted his Px4 and M1 so he could make posts online about how he couldn't wait to shoot cops and conservatives in the totally upcoming communist uprising.

Ran's gonna get raped in the gaping wound where his penis used to be by crocodiles...

>>95279
was there any other option?
Please don't get me put on more lists.

YAMERO

>>95279
This is what I wanted to respond to you with.

>>95281
>Ran legit gets put on a watch list for someone else's shitpsots
>meanwhile an actual mentally deranged tranny is allowed to freely wish for the harm or death of anyone he disagrees with in-between screeching about how much they want someone to pee on them
Biden's America ladies and gentlemen.

>>95284
Is "in flordia" the new "in minecraft"?

>>95283
That's a hell of a lot better than what you did respond with.

>>95285
I forgot that they even lived in Florida.

>>95286
what a shame.

>>95287
I'd like to forget again...

>>95288
feel free!

>>95286
STEAM HAS A 10 MB LIMIT.

>>95289
I don't feel so free, I'm held captive.

>>95290
That's better than Discords 8, unless you financially support their furry porn addiction.

>>95291
you just have to break free, man.

>>95292
Go figure, so are the rest of them.

>>95293
My body is a cage...

>>95294
When is Discord going to be taken down as an online child sex trafficking ring?

Only two shootings took down 8chan so how many dozens of pedos need to be busted for Discord to get nuked?

>>95294
Sounds kinda unfortunate.

>>95295
The people in charge like pedos, though.

>>95295
Not soon enough...

>>95296
>>95297
Oh, right.
Clinton, Epstein, Biden, Hunter Biden, etc.

>>95298
Me taking the picture.

>>95299
shootings are big and scary and people die.
pedos are just misunderstood, not all of them actually act on their desires

>>95300
You take some damn fine pictures.

>>95301
Can't wait for 2024's "pedo rights campaign".

>>95302
damn right I do.

>>95303
I could see it happening.

>>95303
>2024
Bro...

>>95304

>>95306
lewd.

>>95309
Here lies Weeb: Unable to hear the coming train.

>>95310
Yeah, well I bet you won't hear the oncoming pizza pie that slices your head off at light speed.

>>95311
bro what

>>95312
Look at your flag.

>>95313
Pasta la Vista, motherfucker.