Anonymous 05/12/2021 (Wed) 21:47:01 No.1648 del
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nice thread
>bongs hate me
>go to weird place across the ocean to escape bongs
>frens from all over britain and europe come to escape what they dislike
>weird red people on land who hate us
>accidentally kill most of them purposefully, kill most of the rest
>disunified from all the different types of people
>import africans to farm as slaves
>fight war with brits against some french (they call it the 7 years war)
>they need money
>start giving unfair taxes
>getting a bit out of hand
>gather myself together and tell them to fuck off
>fight my hardest and eventually they leave
>have a couple of spats with them afterward
>buy some land from france
>begin settling it

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