>>52666
The sad part is Martin Brewing actually is fairly decent to get if it's the only local at a place. Their "food" themed ones are universally suck but I think are their best selling. Salty Lady is actually pretty okay.

That's pretty much every event you find in scanner events. You read the shards and it's just people being too dumb to live because of their greed or sheer corporate pettiness to put bullets in them.

>>52667
Go stand in front of the mirror and dongcopter.

A woman could not do that.