>>27299
We have a kinda clumsy adaptation of that gun store joke:
The gypsy goes to the library, the skinhead the librarian.
- Gimme a Chekhov. - says the gyppo.
- We don't have that.
- Then a Tolstoy.
- We don't have that either.
- How about Dostoevsky?
- We're out of his books.
- What do you have?
- Kalashnikov.
- He wrote what?
- Gypsies.
The joke is a wordplay here too. The past tense of write and the present of terminate/exterminate sounds the same.