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Baiern Über Alles Bernd 01/11/2019 (Fri) 05:55:16 [Preview] No. 22255
Hä es Zipfe, I hoaß me Hans, und I mog koan oanzign vo eich. Es seids olle fette, deppade Hanswurschtn de wo jedn Augnblick vo eahnam Lem mit damische Buidln oschaung zuabringa. Es seids ois, wos schlecht is aaf dera Woid. Hand aufs Herz, hod irgndoana vo eich scho amoi so richtig schee gschnackslt? I moan, des macht scho Spaß, wann ma andane zwengs eahnana Unsichaheit auslacht, oba es schlogts am Fass an Bodn aus. Des is no schlimma, ois eich oan zu Buidln auf Facebook oba zum wedln. Seids koane Zuagroastn. Schmeißts ma eian schlimmstn Fluach an Schädl. I bin ganz schee perfekt. I war da Schef vom Fuaßboivarein, und da Voasitznde vom Schafkopfschdammdisch. Wos hobts ihr fiar an Sport gmacht, außa "auf gmoide Japaner wixn"? I kriag bloß lauta Oansa in da Schui, und hob a absolut scheens Gspusi (de hot ma grod mei Weißwurscht auszuzlt, Scheiß war a so Gäid). Es seids olle Saupreißn de wo se glei a Warsteiner eineschüttn kenna. Measse fias zuahean. Buidl relatiert: Des bin I und mei Gspusi.


Bernd 01/11/2019 (Fri) 06:07:27 [Preview] No.22258 del
I see some provincialism there. Some of our regulars can appreciate such.


Bernd 01/11/2019 (Fri) 06:20:21 [Preview] No.22262 del
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Bernd 01/11/2019 (Fri) 06:22:50 [Preview] No.22263 del
>>22262
Quite shocking. Those pesky Bavarians.


Bernd 01/11/2019 (Fri) 07:02:27 [Preview] No.22266 del
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>>22262
you don't know how many euro tourists I see coming in dressed like picrel wondering where our muskets are


Bernd 01/11/2019 (Fri) 15:02:32 [Preview] No.22276 del
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>fake traditional dress with enormous amount of makeup


Bernd 01/11/2019 (Fri) 16:26:05 [Preview] No.22278 del
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>>22266
And where's your muskets? Maybe on a fateful day you'll need it.


Bernd 01/11/2019 (Fri) 16:35:11 [Preview] No.22279 del
Wow rude. The text exemplifies why the Bavarians are hated all around the world. They come off as arrogant assholes. Their inferiority complex is so big, that they have to resort to gloating.



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