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Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 00:42:35 [Preview] No. 32067
Wearing a suit to a job interview is a big no no here in the Netherlands. The management and HR will mock you.

Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 02:43:03 [Preview] No.32074 del
>tech industry
>business suits

Tech is filled to the brim with nerds who don't give two shits about fashion, so I guess it makes sense. I used to work at a software firm where we had this one guy that always came to work wearing a three-piece suit and pants with sparkling clean shoes and everyone kind of made fun of him for it behind his back. On the other hand, it's kind of nice when you have somebody that knows assembly language inside and out and also doesn't dress like a hobo.

Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 08:20:22 [Preview] No.32086 del
will they wash hands after pooping?

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Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 09:05:12 [Preview] No.32092 del
Cuck advice, suits look better. Clothes make the man, unless you're some pajeet trying to look above his station. Imagine being the only smart guy wearing a suit at that job fair while all the cuck lemmings around you came in dressed sloppily because the poster said so.

>The management and HR

You mean the ones wearing suits, who are making you wear casual clothing to reflect your worker station below them? They don't want you to see them as equals, they implicitly put you in your place. Just like a factory worker wears overalls and a McDonalds employee wears their uniform (tbh the new ones look pretty good), they want you to look like some tech blue collar labor, not someone who can rise to their station. Unless you're Moxie Marlinspike, i.e. you can take such liberties even to change your name to something stupid, suit the fuck up.

Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 09:16:19 [Preview] No.32094 del
So which is it? Filled to the brim with nerds who don't give two shits about fashion or full of metrosexual normies who make fun of other men for wearing unfashionable clothes?

Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 09:19:02 [Preview] No.32096 del
i.e. you're so good you can take such liberties*

Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 09:20:58 [Preview] No.32097 del
Btw I'm not saying it's necessary to wear suits on the job, but at least at the job fair and during the interview until the contract is signed.

Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 09:22:00 [Preview] No.32098 del
The former, obviously. Did I state otherwise?

Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 10:43:08 [Preview] No.32121 del
Hahaha you think they wear suits? They don't

Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 12:49:31 [Preview] No.32128 del
>we had this one guy that always came to work wearing a three-piece suit and pants with sparkling clean shoes and everyone kind of made fun of him for it behind his back

Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 14:24:01 [Preview] No.32131 del
>Not giving two shits about fashion
Except when someone is wearing a suit, then they sperg out?

Bernd 11/15/2019 (Fri) 14:35:41 [Preview] No.32134 del
maybe its antifashion

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 02:16:35 [Preview] No.32193 del
>slobby nerds made fun of a coworker for dressing like a metro fag
>therefore they must be metro fags too


Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 03:23:11 [Preview] No.32194 del
Tips chapau
swag is for boys. Class is for men. I put on nice pear of burberry slacks and a nice blue blazer and i increase my professionalism 100%. I don't know how to do anything technical but I can command a kebab to do it on their little android phones. Times are changing. Get prep or watch your step. Slobs don't get to bring home the bacon. My honey my money i am the bear guy rawr. I am a wolf in this sport jacket prowling around you nerds. Code? I know the dress code so i can fire your ass. pfff

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 04:59:07 [Preview] No.32196 del
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Swede Chad signing in. No, not grappafag. Yes, wearing a full suit to a job interview is spergy as fuck. No, management doesn't wear full suits. HOWEVER, wearing a fucking iron maiden t-shirt, non-ironed shit or fucking safety shoes will get you lolled at by HR whom have gone the 5 business miles. DO wear smart casual as in a blazer (not a smooth jacket) jeans/chinos and a bright shirt with orderly shoes - at least for your initial encounter. Thank me later.

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 05:28:18 [Preview] No.32197 del
sounds a lot more like hipster fashion pros making fun of some suit-wearing autist

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 08:51:46 [Preview] No.32202 del
>chad wear

sounds more like iq89 wear
at least im not a chad

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 09:05:23 [Preview] No.32205 del
It's really pretentious and fedora tier, unless it's for some high level position like bank CEO jerb interview.

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 09:40:20 [Preview] No.32208 del
more liek chapware. Underarmor or bust w/ chadware. Go on suitfags get you a nice chaps polo shirt and i prefer baggy clothes in general so i would like to wear nice suites but its kind of a cuck thing even down to the symbolism of the necktie. A tempered man. Vs the chad with the arms flailing in the air bulging sweatpants maybe some trackpants.

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 13:37:19 [Preview] No.32241 del
I always wear my Wubbalubbadubdub TShirts, if management gets the reference it's always an instant employment

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 18:18:25 [Preview] No.32270 del
I'd kill myself if I were you.

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 19:23:45 [Preview] No.32277 del
Did you watch the show?

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 19:41:16 [Preview] No.32283 del
Checkmate in 2 moves, but I'll play anyway.
No, I don't watch the show.

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 22:18:32 [Preview] No.32297 del

Please tell me 120IQ wear for getting a job then. Does it involve ankle high sneakers?

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 22:40:15 [Preview] No.32298 del
cum on your t-shirt and wear something over it

i do this sometimes

Bernd 11/16/2019 (Sat) 23:39:36 [Preview] No.32300 del
> they sperg out?
Tech industry is infested with actual autists like yourself, who read How To -books on landing a job and just try to fake it by wearing a suit and "learning as you go". Those books were written by and for the 90's veblen's goods market, and all it does it waste the time of people actually trying to locate some existing skill among the population.

This has been a PSA.

Bernd 11/17/2019 (Sun) 21:38:10 [Preview] No.32400 del

Skill in the market does not exist. At least not the way most employers imagine it, i.e. 25 year old with 10 years experience in two different fields and a doctorate, olympic fit body (illnesses rare), socialité, and willing to work for 2000 EUR/month before taxes.

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 14:05:46 [Preview] No.32421 del
>i.e. 25 year old with 10 years experience in two different fields and a doctorate, olympic fit body (illnesses rare), socialité, and willing to work for 2000 EUR/month before taxes.

That's only to scare off people with low self-esteem i.e. if you know that you are a wiz at coding and not some hack script kiddy, then you won't give a shit and apply anyway because you know these ads aren't aimed at you, they are aimed at retards who are stupid enough to take them seriously.

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 16:00:17 [Preview] No.32429 del
Can we replace suits with tunics again? Maybe use Soviet-production gymnasterkas as a model?

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 16:15:07 [Preview] No.32430 del
Well at least you didn't suggest kilt.

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 16:18:42 [Preview] No.32432 del
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why tunics when you can wear monk clothes?

i once walked outside in something like this it scares normies pretty hard

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 16:36:43 [Preview] No.32434 del
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Hm. I think I picked the smallest image.

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 16:37:24 [Preview] No.32435 del
No. Maybe it would be wise to check it beforehand.

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 18:26:02 [Preview] No.32441 del
Too girly.
I could go with that, just a little too much to put on. Tunics are just simple, they're traditional, and they don't have this disgusting smell of uniformity that suits do.

Bernd 11/18/2019 (Mon) 18:49:07 [Preview] No.32442 del
they exist in various forms
some roomy some not and you can buy them for about nothing (they cost like a mediocre pajamas at aliexpress but actually far superior to it, and there are expensive ones too made differently)

i own two pieces which i wear at home

they don't look like modern wear because the fabric and everything else is different and nice, they just don't look like typical modern/western clothes

at the same time they don't look like kimonos or some cosplay wear

Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 05:14:07 [Preview] No.32453 del
>Can we replace suits with tunics again?
You should ask if it can even be prevented. Women's casual wear has already devolved into whatever rag fits best on top of a pair of underoos (or 'leggings', if you're delusional), now all that's left is standardise casual wear as the standard office dress.

Bernd 11/19/2019 (Tue) 21:27:13 [Preview] No.32502 del
>That nomad pill attire
Looks comfy. Almost like wearing pajamas

Bernd 11/21/2019 (Thu) 12:31:32 [Preview] No.32535 del
I still think gymnasterkas are a better solution to the suit problem. Or the old Wehrmacht uniforms.

Bernd 11/21/2019 (Thu) 13:01:23 [Preview] No.32536 del
Also, you can welcome the return of the Danish flag now.
No need to be confused between France and Netherlands anymore.

Bernd 11/21/2019 (Thu) 17:44:07 [Preview] No.32543 del
I simply assumed all French posts are yours. And then wondered at each if it would fit to your postings.

Bernd 11/21/2019 (Thu) 19:14:12 [Preview] No.32546 del
Nah, there was another "French" Bernd who apparently also had a Ukrainian ball.

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 07:54:24 [Preview] No.36207 del
Have fun getting hired even into a back office of a self-respecting bank without a suit or at least a business casual attire.

Bernd 04/26/2020 (Sun) 15:08:34 [Preview] No.36301 del
Who wants to work as a Banker?
<What rhymes with Banker?

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