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Co󠠭ro󠠭navirus thread Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 02:42:47 [Preview] No. 34603
May as well make o󠠭ne here since the servers o󠠭n vierkanal get shutdo󠠭wn so󠠭metimes
Latest develo󠠭pments have included:
>150 infected in Italy
>200 infected in Wo󠠭rst Ko󠠭rea, so󠠭me cultists fro󠠭m there (20) went to󠠭 Israel and spread it there
>100 in Iran, mo󠠭re abrupt cases o󠠭f death there (aro󠠭und 20)
In o󠠭ther news, China claims everything go󠠭es dandy, but things may be different. Russia as always is managing things better clo󠠭sing the chinese bo󠠭rder and raiding the chinese that are living there.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 06:18:03 [Preview] No.34606 del
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Has /kc/ just contacted coronavir?

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 07:57:18 [Preview] No.34608 del
Install unifont

Yes, Italy is big happenings. If only their instincts had been as stronk as Ukraine. I thank God Britain is not in schengen.

I have a filter mask that takes cotton pads. Plus I am surrounded by farms and fresh mountain springs. My chances of survival are high I think but if this spreads hard, it's going to be around for years, the best we can do is slow the death rate down.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 08:08:28 [Preview] No.34609 del
ttf-unifont? maybe, not sure of your distro.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 08:35:55 [Preview] No.34612 del
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For some reason OP included multiple invalid unicode characters in his message. It is ok to see this, although I don't (using Deja Vu Sans font).


Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 08:42:26 [Preview] No.34613 del
They are meant to be unicode emojis.

Strange the site you posted doesn't recognise them. Maybe an emoji used on some platform like twitter?

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 08:45:02 [Preview] No.34614 del
>They are meant to be unicode emojis.
I meant, I think they are.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 08:54:05 [Preview] No.34615 del

Yes, it could be vendor-specific. No one prevents some site to use custom symbol for unseen or wrong characters, although it is strange. I can't find anything related to E082D, it is non-standard thing.

I guess only OP knows the truth.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 09:00:32 [Preview] No.34616 del

Oh, and this symbol inserted only after "o", so maybe it is some weird case of "ö" broken with copy or something. Some kind of combining character.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 09:02:01 [Preview] No.34617 del
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On a more thread related note. Listen to the sounds of Wuhan at night as the people slowly starve in their quarantined living blocks.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 09:10:32 [Preview] No.34618 del
I don't think people starve to death that loudly.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 09:59:23 [Preview] No.34619 del
They do on a bowl of rice and vegetables a day.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 16:35:24 [Preview] No.34622 del
But that's their regular diet.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 16:36:12 [Preview] No.34623 del
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Goronobirus is in Northern Italy, that means it's already here.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 16:37:54 [Preview] No.34624 del
Oh, hey, eSwitzini. Nice to see you.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 18:30:36 [Preview] No.34627 del
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Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 19:03:39 [Preview] No.34628 del
So what were those characters?

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 19:13:56 [Preview] No.34629 del
Btw installed ttf-unifont, nothing changed. It's a Palemoon thing, in FF it looks normal.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 19:37:10 [Preview] No.34630 del
nuclear codes

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 21:47:12 [Preview] No.34632 del
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Imagine an entire city being that gullible. You can't name a single person who has the Coronavirus because it's just a massive scare tactic intended to stop people from leaving their countries, and it's working.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 21:48:00 [Preview] No.34633 del
Or rather, from leaving countries which they're visiting and trapping them in there.

Bernd 02/24/2020 (Mon) 22:11:35 [Preview] No.34635 del

Bernd 02/25/2020 (Tue) 01:39:02 [Preview] No.34636 del
>so󠠭me cultists fro󠠭m there (20) went to󠠭 Israel and spread it there
유대인들은 사무라이를 두려워한다

Bernd 02/25/2020 (Tue) 06:18:34 [Preview] No.34639 del


Bernd 02/25/2020 (Tue) 12:39:29 [Preview] No.34642 del
I think this will hit Latin America in force once an epidemic breaks out in the USA and reaches Miami. From there it's guaranteed to go south.

Bernd 02/25/2020 (Tue) 16:09:34 [Preview] No.34646 del
Nothing good comes from panicking, it only turns you weak.
Try searching for the light of God instead, it will help in the last hours

Bernd 02/25/2020 (Tue) 16:09:50 [Preview] No.34647 del

Bernd 02/25/2020 (Tue) 16:56:29 [Preview] No.34648 del
love this

Bernd 02/25/2020 (Tue) 17:32:41 [Preview] No.34649 del
I duckduckwent "light of God". It is used by the Religious Society of Frens.

Bernd 02/25/2020 (Tue) 18:12:05 [Preview] No.34652 del
in defense of the virus, death rates show that only boomers are affected.

Bernd 02/25/2020 (Tue) 20:58:03 [Preview] No.34655 del
why has no one ever done a quaker quake3 mod?

Being a quaker looks to be the most comfy form of christinaity "just chill and see god, bro."

Bernd 02/25/2020 (Tue) 21:04:17 [Preview] No.34656 del
>quaker quake3 mod
Not impossible. Maybe it would be about wololo-ing team members. The team wins which can convert everyone first.

Bernd 02/25/2020 (Tue) 23:58:32 [Preview] No.34660 del
First national case is a 61-year old man who just came from Lombardy.

Bernd 02/26/2020 (Wed) 16:06:57 [Preview] No.34668 del
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Ground zero was in São Paulo where a tenth of the country's population is crammed into a tight space. That means it was already the statistically most likely metro area to receive the virus but it's still a shot of bad luck. On the other hand if the talk of the virus being weak to hot weather is true then the country as a whole has less to worry. By the middle of the year it'll be colder but hopefully the peak will be reached before that happens.

Bernd 02/26/2020 (Wed) 16:29:14 [Preview] No.34669 del
some people who shared the same plane as the guy might have Corona and people might have a weakened immune system after carnival. meanwhile the vice-minister of health in Iran has corona and now the whole government there fears of having it too.

Bernd 02/26/2020 (Wed) 16:42:23 [Preview] No.34670 del
Has Madagascar closed her port?

Bernd 02/27/2020 (Thu) 16:37:49 [Preview] No.34680 del
The 61-year old was in a barbecue with 30 family members as soon as he arrived from Italy. At this point he was already showing symptoms.

Bernd 02/27/2020 (Thu) 16:47:53 [Preview] No.34682 del
Imagine all the hugs and kisses at a family jamboree.

Bernd 02/28/2020 (Fri) 10:39:53 [Preview] No.34695 del
holy fuck, it's on my doorstep!

Basically a bunch of fucking retards went to Shitaly for a skiing trip with the school, now one of the students got really sick and tested positive for bat-flu. So all the students have been sent home to "self-quarantine" which is a fucking joke. Even if they do bother to stay in their homes, Mam a Tad are probably still going to work. What a bunch of fucking twpsyn!



Bernd 02/28/2020 (Fri) 10:47:14 [Preview] No.34696 del
>Switzerland bans big events - People planning to head to big concerts, conferences or sports games in Switzerland in the coming days will have to think again as the government has just announced that it's suspending all events involving more than 1,000 participants.
ugh, OK, then I go to events that hold 999 participants instead. Yesterday I felt almost lonely in the train, it's usually packed, but yesterday there were just a handful of people in the carriage.
>First case confirmed in Nehterlands, Belarus and Lithuania
>North Korea shuts dolphinarium and hot springs resort
NOOOO, not the dolphinarium
> Mongolia's president has gone into isolation
praise tengri
> Iran has cancelled Friday prayers in major cities
Allah is sad
>Nigeria is the first country in sub-Saharan to record a positive case of coronavirus, after authorities confirmed an Italian citizen, who flew into Lagos from Milan, tested positive for the disease.
Ebola vs. Corona battle

Bernd 02/28/2020 (Fri) 10:58:45 [Preview] No.34697 del
Holy crap, West Africa fucked in three weeks time

Bernd 02/28/2020 (Fri) 11:04:01 [Preview] No.34698 del
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I don't know how well the virus spreads in hot climates. Flu doesn't really have an impact in central Africa.

Bernd 02/28/2020 (Fri) 13:01:38 [Preview] No.34699 del
I thought bat-flu was fairly tolerant of high temp environments? Like in south-east Asia.

Bernd 02/28/2020 (Fri) 14:18:07 [Preview] No.34700 del
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This is what the virus is up against: 33 million people, rising beyond 40 million with the inclusion of greater Rio shortly to the east.

There's talk of this virus lasting shorter in warm weather.

Bernd 02/28/2020 (Fri) 14:21:09 [Preview] No.34701 del
And air traffic through the rest of the country often passes through airports in Rio or São Paulo, particularly in international flights.

Bernd 02/28/2020 (Fri) 14:21:43 [Preview] No.34702 del
And air traffic through the rest of the country often passes through airports in Rio or São Paulo, particularly in international flights.

Bernd 02/28/2020 (Fri) 17:39:02 [Preview] No.34705 del
Is br taking precautions?

Bernd 02/28/2020 (Fri) 17:44:20 [Preview] No.34706 del
It appeared in Transylvania too.

Index published an article about the dilemma what was first the chicken or the egg: does the media (first and foremost, themselves, the Index) just service the growing interest of the disease or actually growing interest (and the hysteria) is inflated, produced by the media (first and foremost, themselves, the Index).
Ofc their standpoint is that they just report what's happening, they aren't those who declared worldwide medical emergency, they aren't those who sent Italian soldiers to deal with the situation, they aren't those who bought up the masks and empty the shelves... they just report. They just make public service announcements how to lower the chance to contract the virus. They just tells us that stocks are falling, currencies get devaluated. They are pristine and innocent.
They ignore the fact that if they (and other news outlets) shut the fuck up there weren't be a panic, everything would continue working as it did up until now, shops still would be full of masks and non-perishable foodstuff.

Anyway, I had the thought it's a real possibility that shortage of some goods will arise (maybe even done on purpose to raise prices artificially), and some people will have a chance to quickly set up production for easily producable stuff to serve the demand. Maybe Chinese made supply will be reduced and that will help local companies.

Bernd 02/29/2020 (Sat) 05:13:02 [Preview] No.34716 del

Bernd 03/01/2020 (Sun) 11:50:13 [Preview] No.34731 del
Coronavir reached sportschan too. Dddudeman contracted the disease. Maybe.

Bernd 03/01/2020 (Sun) 16:18:46 [Preview] No.34734 del
I haven't heard much besides money being assigned and information campaigns.

Bernd 03/02/2020 (Mon) 17:48:46 [Preview] No.34757 del
Coronavirus is such a meme illness I swear to god.
It's only usefull to sell masks and shit to people who aren't informed.

Unfortunately my grandma was one of them and has bought masks for the whole family :|

Bernd 03/02/2020 (Mon) 17:56:13 [Preview] No.34758 del
It's good if you don't want to cough someone in the face.

Bernd 03/02/2020 (Mon) 18:08:50 [Preview] No.34760 del
And besides, this kind of masks are only usefull for like 1 hour or so (I think that even less)

Bernd 03/02/2020 (Mon) 18:15:35 [Preview] No.34761 del
Yeah, the moisture from the breath ruins it.
So if you are ill and you have visitors you put it on so you don't cough, or sneeze, or breath on them.
Or if you are a surgeon it can prevent spitting accidentally into an opened patient while talking to the nurses.

Bernd 03/02/2020 (Mon) 18:22:43 [Preview] No.34762 del
But what use do I have as a common citizen?
She literally wasted her money, and it's not like she has enough to go wasting arround

Bernd 03/02/2020 (Mon) 18:30:17 [Preview] No.34763 del
Well, if any of you in your family get ill, he/she should put on a mask when around the other family members. Especially when your granma is there since old people are the most sensitive to it.
I do agree, a bag or oranges would have been more useful.

Bernd 03/02/2020 (Mon) 19:49:48 [Preview] No.34765 del
Masks will rise in value due to the demand getting higher than the supply. If anything you could always sell them at a higher price that they were bought.

Bernd 03/02/2020 (Mon) 20:06:15 [Preview] No.34766 del
Turns out granny is a financial genius betting on the medical crisis turns her investment into a fortune.

Bernd 03/02/2020 (Mon) 20:07:36 [Preview] No.34767 del
Sell your mask and buy granny some oranges.
you wont though, because you are actually too scared to not have one

Bernd 03/02/2020 (Mon) 21:52:23 [Preview] No.34770 del
Yeah :-/
I know i'm sounding very rude to her here, but Its because she doesn't have a lot of money and I don't want her to waste it in useless stuff like this.
That's what I was planning to do
Isn't the possibility of dying for youngsters like 2% or something like that?

Bernd 03/02/2020 (Mon) 22:30:03 [Preview] No.34771 del
Looking back at this post has made me realize that it belonged more in the blogpost thread, my bad

Bernd 03/03/2020 (Tue) 06:14:43 [Preview] No.34782 del
Never mind that, it's corona related. How people react to the news.

>very rude
I don't think so. You sound frustrated to me.

Bernd 03/03/2020 (Tue) 06:50:59 [Preview] No.34785 del
OK boomer, we both know you don't reside in that category

Bernd 03/03/2020 (Tue) 13:54:33 [Preview] No.34792 del
Ah shit, you got me.

Bernd 03/03/2020 (Tue) 17:50:40 [Preview] No.34801 del

Bernd 03/03/2020 (Tue) 18:14:03 [Preview] No.34802 del
Stop posting pictures of me here please, it's making me feel uncomfortable

Bernd 03/05/2020 (Thu) 08:54:38 [Preview] No.34832 del
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reposting from kohl

How fucked is the economy rn?

This is turning out just like that film, Contagion. Seizures followed by respiratory failure. Would explain all the shaking.

Bernd 03/05/2020 (Thu) 20:58:10 [Preview] No.34842 del
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Well Murricans didn't want Chinese goods so they can buy Murrican made by Murrican peeple so no problem at all.

Hungary has the third (known) sick. Dude works in Milan.
Also two Iranian student was diagnosed with corona first (it needed 10 days to place them into care from the day they reported they are ill). The first Hungarian national was quarantined in Japan. As of now 39 people are in quarantine here, among them 15 Japanese tourists.
Some American tourist grills traveled through Budapest and not they are in Czechia.
Also it seems the virus mutated into two strains.
In Hungarian:
In the US 4 person held press conference about this crap. Hungary needed 10 faggots for this...

Bernd 03/05/2020 (Thu) 21:01:33 [Preview] No.34845 del
Oh. Also there's a sick Hungarian in Brasil, apparently he's getting better, and needs a negative test and he will be allowed to return home.

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 07:11:43 [Preview] No.34879 del
People here are panic buying toilet paper, which has already caused some fights(in one indecent the police had to taser someone).

https://youtube.com/watch?v=BnTpW-jOktY [Embed]

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 07:39:25 [Preview] No.34880 del
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Toilet paper is no joke. I told a German prepper weeks ago to buy some. And on spartschan recently to someone else.
It's an item which importance cannot be overlooked. Even the rougher is better than most stuff. Not fun to wipe your bleeding arsehole with newspaper over and over again.

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 08:10:38 [Preview] No.34881 del
Btw. We have 4 sick, 3 Iranian, and 1 Brit whose family lives on the Hungary and he travels a lot with airplanes between Milan and Debrecen,a nd he is 69 years old. So no Hungarians yet (Turan STRONK). Well except the dude quarantined in Japan.

You know, Bernd. The thing I mostly hear/read about this virus that peeps should wash their hands.
The first case was an Iranian student of the Semmelweis University, a medical uni, the chief education center of md-s in the country. According to their website they are "Elite University". It's kinda absurd that the first sick is among the ranks of their students.
Btw does Bernd know who was Semmelweis Ignác, whomster the uni was named after? He was a doctor who figured out how childbed fever (puerperal fever) can be prevented: by washing hands.

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 08:22:55 [Preview] No.34882 del
Truly, these are end times. How easily people debase themselves over some tissues.

Why not just wipe ass with rags and wash the rags? It's even trendy to do for babies now with cloth diapers amid the 'green' fad. Traditions centuries old, lost over the convenience of flushing away a piece of tree.

You need tinned food and storable grain sources! Potatoes are decent but the starch will bung you up. Also vitamin C boosters to boost your immune system.

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 08:25:41 [Preview] No.34883 del
All student travels to France have been cancelled

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 08:34:14 [Preview] No.34884 del
Also, Health minister Matt Han'don'cock basically says, they are not going to try and contain the virus because he might lost money. I heard in on the radio though, struggling to find source.

Oh god I wish my government was that smart.

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 08:47:02 [Preview] No.34885 del
>Why not just
I think even washable rag gloves are used to clean babies asses.
This wiping talk reminds me: Romans had two ways, a sponge on a stick which was soaked in vinegar after the fact, and they used small pieces of broken pottery.

Yeah non perishable, long shelf life stuff is good to have on hand. Rice, pasta, potato is a nice base, but also flour and sugar can just sit for a long time if stored properly. To supplement it dry beans, lentils, also great. Canned food is nice, can add to the variaty if you have an X-ray machine on hand it can be sanitized more with radiation.
An overlooked item: salt! Not just for flavoring, but can be used as a preservative.
I wish I had bunch of lean meat I would dry it. I was promised some deer but who knows when it will be available.
Eggs can be stored for months, even a half year in water with lime.


I dunno if it really can be contained, but taking precautions to make it manageable would be a good idea.

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 09:22:50 [Preview] No.34887 del
Sure it's important but if it ever reaches a point where toilet paper is no longer commercially available then we have bigger problems as it means society has broken down. I would be buying fishing rods and camping gear first at that point.

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 09:37:53 [Preview] No.34889 del
>You need tinned food and storable grain sources!
Does embutido count as non-preishable food?
Regular visitors can still enter tho, so I don't think it will affect that much

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 09:46:38 [Preview] No.34891 del
Yes, all dried, smoked, slated, cured... meat stores well.

Bernd 03/07/2020 (Sat) 20:10:37 [Preview] No.34902 del
Here's a map of spain that has the latest updates https://www.rtve.es/noticias/20200307/mapa-del-coronavirus-espana/2004681.shtml
>Yellow number; diagnosed
>Blue number; Active
>Green number; Recovered
>Black number; Dead

Bernd 03/08/2020 (Sun) 09:12:09 [Preview] No.34922 del
My throat hurts. Sounds like a good pretense to stay at home. We'll see.

Bernd 03/08/2020 (Sun) 09:16:00 [Preview] No.34923 del
>517 cases
Does that map get updated?

Bernd 03/08/2020 (Sun) 09:36:09 [Preview] No.34924 del
>08.03.2020 | actualización 09:30 horas
Hm I guess it does.

Bernd 03/08/2020 (Sun) 15:42:42 [Preview] No.34930 del
20 confirmed cases, most transmitted from abroad and not locally. Five states are affected with 13 cases in São Paulo, where 12 are in the capital and the other is in its metro area.

Bernd 03/08/2020 (Sun) 17:43:34 [Preview] No.34932 del

Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 17:05:23 [Preview] No.34948 del
2 dieded in Germ-any.

Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 17:11:06 [Preview] No.34950 del
One old lady with serious respiratory distress was transported to hospital in my city. Also let's see what flag can I get today.

Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 17:40:30 [Preview] No.34954 del
I really start to enjoy this, there's so many free seats in the trains, even during rush hour. You don't encounter old and sick people neither.

Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 17:47:59 [Preview] No.34955 del
Here, we are just too provincial to feel much yet. Tho many people with bad hygienic conditions gypsies so it will hit hard. But first it needs to reach them, they aren't the types who travel a lot. Also lot of old people. When it starts the streets will empty out here too.

Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 18:39:07 [Preview] No.34965 del
2 more in Wales, both from same trip to Italy as before.

Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 18:50:21 [Preview] No.34969 del
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There are 17 cases of virus in Russia, half of them from Italy, some from China and few from some cruise ship.

Although half of people that I personally know had different types of common cold in last few weeks, including me.

Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 19:57:12 [Preview] No.34980 del
what kind of gypsies dont travel a lot?

Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 20:11:41 [Preview] No.34983 del
They were basically settled down by the communist regimes. And were demanded to work, or at least they got jobs to spend time there. They don't have the classic caravaneer lifestyle anymore.

Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 20:48:58 [Preview] No.34988 del
Italy is hit hard by the virus. Northern Italy has one of the biggest Chinese communities of Europe btw.

ITALY CLOSED Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 20:56:38 [Preview] No.34991 del

Fuuuuuck! Good luck out there Italy. Stop up well.

Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 20:57:33 [Preview] No.34992 del

Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 21:07:45 [Preview] No.34993 del
Hey I'll have to go to england next week, how are things over there?

Bernd 03/09/2020 (Mon) 22:49:08 [Preview] No.34994 del
Shops are pretty much stripped bare of soap. Bring soap.
The government is basically doing nothing so wear a mask if on public transport.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 05:57:47 [Preview] No.35002 del
Don't go to bongland.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 06:20:28 [Preview] No.35004 del
97 died due to corona in Italy yesterday.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 06:24:20 [Preview] No.35005 del
Italy: 9172 registered sick, 463 dead. Victims average age ~80.
Germany: ~1000 sick, 2 deaths.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 08:13:28 [Preview] No.35007 del
>Italy: 9172
wtf? How did it explode that badly?

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 14:23:26 [Preview] No.35010 del
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https://www.elmundo.es/baleares/2020/03/10/5e6745cdfc6c8372488b45c2.html Some people are passing as coronavirus medics and getting inside people's houses and then they steal them In the balearic isles.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 16:05:42 [Preview] No.35011 del
>explode that badly

They just started screening tests. Current coronavirus is a typical common-cold-style virus that spreading very fast. Most cases are mild, so many people didn't really go to doctor when they get typical symptoms, but they are spreading the virus to others (especially when light form has almost no visible symptoms, but still allows others to be infected).

That results in situation, where real count of infected is much, much higher that official, and proper testing will rise visible count very fast. It is only matter of time until other countries will get same numbers. I mean, really, do anyone expect that Italy has thousands, but neighboring countries have dozens, while borders are open and people are mobile nowadays? Look at classic flu that has same infection pattern, already targeted by vaccines, but still easily goes into annual epidemic.

I guess it is already pretty widespread almost everywhere in the world, because initial effort of containing it in China didn't work.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 16:55:52 [Preview] No.35012 del
>I mean, really, do anyone expect that Italy has thousands, but neighboring countries have dozens, while borders are open and people are mobile nowadays?
The virus is racist and just hates Chinese and Italians.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 17:01:29 [Preview] No.35013 del
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Romanian man was quarantined by his family in their attic. He returned from Italy where he works, he said he was fine but his family did not believe him. He spent a few days there then got drunk and he wrote on facebook he can't stand the situation anymore he's gonna commit suicide. His friends alerted the police who freed him and took him to a hospital. He was examined and admitted... to the psych ward.
True story.

This. Also not simply the virus kills, if it reaches the lungs and as the body gets weaker, the patient gets superinfected with opportunist bacteria present and that closes the door.

Orbán said at press conference that for this year tourism is dead (literally said this with slang), and everyone will be effected.
March 15th celebrations are cancelled (oh I have to write something for the occasion).

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 17:13:32 [Preview] No.35014 del
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Am I weird in just not bein scared of this? all my co-workers, the news, corporate bosses are freaking out and I just don't see the big deal. Part of it is I haven't been sick since 2013, and can't help but think this is all one big meme.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 17:27:02 [Preview] No.35015 del
No. Even if you catch it chances are you'll be fine and don't notice or mildly sick at worse. You could get scared for your elder and/or sick family members tho. Or because how this hysteria will effect your livelihood.
You're probably just weird in yourself.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 17:51:08 [Preview] No.35016 del
I dunno, guy from Wales said in interview it was worst flu of his life, he had terrible sinus pressure causing painful headaches and he also struggled to breath. This is a Guy in his 20s.
I know there is a relatively long dormant period but I don't think this is a flu you can get and not know about it.

However, I hold out hope it will die out in summer. So I'm stocking up and staying cautious 'til then.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 17:55:06 [Preview] No.35017 del
Also, I remember reading whitoids fight flus better than afros and orientals.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 17:57:22 [Preview] No.35018 del
/kc/ is done then.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 18:40:02 [Preview] No.35019 del
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Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 18:42:07 [Preview] No.35020 del
I think we can't avoid the comparison to other influenza epidemic.
So quickly from Wikipee:
>Influenza spreads around the world in yearly outbreaks, resulting in about three to five million cases of severe illness and about 290,000 to 650,000 deaths.
Most victims are the too young, too old and already ill. Tho I'm not sure about their societal status or geographical distribution.
Also the current epidemic is not done yet, we cannot know where it ends, but if it remains in those scales above, then it's just the same old same old and all the fuss is superfluous. For now it only matters how society perceives it, how the economy reacts to all this.
Anyway, we could look at other pandemics, like the Spanish flu, what helped it spread. Then there was the war, exhaustion, malnourishment... What does we have? Larger population (some countries aging, some with baby boom), open borders, quick travel, wars at bunch of places bombed to poverty, flowing stream of refugees from those countries. We should have better healthcare in general over the world, better prevention, diagnosis, the West and even the second world should be prepared way better. Are we?

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 18:43:03 [Preview] No.35021 del
>bags over their hedas
Some people I swear...

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 18:45:37 [Preview] No.35022 del
They don't want to die from the coronavirus so they chose to die asfixated

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 18:57:29 [Preview] No.35024 del
- Winnie the great communist leader visited Wuchan today.
- South Italians fled Northern Italy while they could. Northern Italy rejoices.
- A French minister was diagnosed Corona positive. Great worries about the health of Macron's wife.
- No reported Corona cases in Mongolia reported yet. Mongolia strong, praise Tengri.
- Reported cases in USA, Switzerland, France, Germany are surging
>A synagogue is at the centre of the New Rochelle, New Jersey outbreak, local media report.
Muslims on the other hand wash themselves before entering a mosque.
- empty planes keep flying around Europe, because airlines fear to lose their airport slots when they don't use them

other news:
- Russian woman in S-P-A-C-E secures Putin presidency until 2036

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 19:09:25 [Preview] No.35026 del
I guess many Russian women are wanted into space. By their son-in-laws.
It also helps keeping up oil consumption.
I'm gonna move to Mongolia and bring my corona with me.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 20:20:26 [Preview] No.35027 del
kek, bag on head retarded

Those astronauts on the space station are starting to turn to gay in desperation like men in prison or old timey sea voyages. They need to find ways to send up average women to space without the g-force destroying their fragile bodies. For the time being they can only send up thicc robust babushkas.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 20:55:07 [Preview] No.35029 del
>I dunno, guy from Wales said in interview it was worst flu of his life, he had terrible sinus pressure causing painful headaches and he also struggled to breath. This is a Guy in his 20s.
>I know there is a relatively long dormant period but I don't think this is a flu you can get and not know about it.

Almost every common (i.e. not Ebola or Nile thing) virus may have mild and non-sensible case. Coronaviruses are pretty common, there are plenty of them that cause common cold. It is very personal-related, some people have much higher immunity to some types of viruses. There are plenty of reasons, from genetics, general health condition, previous exposure to similar viruses (and previous exposure at all, because body immune answer is pretty high after recent illness) etc. Even serious diseases like cholera have light forms when people don't go to doctors because they think that it is typical food poisoning.

For example, one of my friends always get a heavy throat pain on every common cold, even if other symptoms are missing. I had this much less, but I get heavy rhinitis every time, even with noticeable pain inside nose. Some people are just never get common cold at all - I know one person who wasn't ill for 2 years, maybe only very mild cases that didn't prevent his everyday activity.

So, personal stories aren't good way to get opinion about disease, especially if it is flu-like. I've had multiple cases of very heavy flu (or something like this) in my 20s, with temperatures like 39C for 2-3 days, and I was pretty healthy person, and this was some simple seasonal thing, not a specific epidemic.

I guess many people had noticeable symptoms but didn't go for doctor. Personally I went to hospital with flu-like conditions only once in past 10 years, just because I've had inflammation in ear (this was first time in my life, at least as I remember, when ear was affected, so I was somewhat scared). In other cases I've just sit at home and did nothing.

Although of course this virus is pretty heavy compared to others, at least it is as dangerous as serious flu (and flu isn't a joke at all), especially for people with weakened health (who, in case of flu, often get a vaccine before that lessens the damage). Not a typical common cold that we expect.

>However, I hold out hope it will die out in summer. So I'm stocking up and staying cautious 'til then.

I think that it will stuck in population for very long time. Maybe it will evolve to less dangerous form, because very virulent diseases are rarely very dangerous, heavy forms are easier to isolate (more noticeable symptoms -> better isolation from society) and sometimes they kill owner before they can spread much. But possibility of full eradication are small.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 21:13:21 [Preview] No.35033 del
>- Russian woman in S-P-A-C-E secures Putin presidency until 2036

She is not only a former cosmonaut, but a deputy of parliament, and she only "voiced her opinion" and didn't propose a law. But it is already supported by everyone (of course). Although she is old and everything looks too staged now.

Modern Russian parliament is filled by actors, singers, media figures and just some random faggots without even basic management or work experience. Sadly, she had experience in space flights, but didn't recommend to launch Putin into space.

Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 21:45:53 [Preview] No.35036 del
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Bernd 03/10/2020 (Tue) 22:09:35 [Preview] No.35039 del
my hands start hurting from using soap so much lately. maybe I should try this Roman salute with the German word for ave.

Bernd 03/11/2020 (Wed) 05:59:56 [Preview] No.35041 del
Solid plan.

Bernd 03/11/2020 (Wed) 15:52:32 [Preview] No.35043 del
Germ theory is just a theory anyways.

Bernd 03/11/2020 (Wed) 16:42:51 [Preview] No.35044 del
>UK health minister has the virus
that sounds like calming news
>First confirmed case in Mongolia
well fug
>Greta sitting at home
the virus has done more for the climate so far then she has
>Hungary shuts universities and bans big gatherings
the last time this happened Soviet tanks rolled through Budapest. I'm making this up, so correct me if I'm wrong.
>exponential rise of new cases around Western world, more confirmed cases around 3rd world countries
why worry
>South Africans worried what happens when Corona meets people with HIV
>American health care system is not prepared
make America sick again
>Vatican State has the highest infection rate per Capita
it's just one person, but not the Pope himself
>China more worried about transmissions that come from abroad than Wuhan
thanks for letting it spread in the first place
>DR Congo reports first confirmed case
not to be confused with the Republic of Congo, that is still safe
>Israel is telling tourists to fuck off
they put in very harsh measures from the very start, but this didn't stop the virus from spreading

Bernd 03/11/2020 (Wed) 17:31:40 [Preview] No.35045 del
>diseases are cause by creatures invisible to the naked eye, called wyrms
>diseases are cause by creatures invisible to the naked eye, called germs
If you tell me that the second doesn't sound much more scientific than the first one I'm gonna report you to the science police.

UK is done. Er straft.
The govt declared "state of emergency". We had partial ones due to flooding. For this rare occasion in English:
- no entry from China, Iran, South Korea and Italy, except for Hungarian nationals
- false statements, quarantine violation will be punished
- unis closed, only remote classes allowed
- school trips are cancelled
- large events are banned
They might follow up with other measures in the future. They also want to cooperate closely with Austria and Slovenia, since their neighbour is Italy.
He should close up in his room and burn a circle of fire around him continuously.
It's tiem to move to Congo then.

Bernd 03/11/2020 (Wed) 17:59:25 [Preview] No.35047 del
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WHO and Tedros have officially called this virus a Pandemic
It's been nice gnawing you

Bernd 03/11/2020 (Wed) 18:01:57 [Preview] No.35048 del
>Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus

Bernd 03/11/2020 (Wed) 18:08:31 [Preview] No.35049 del
At first I thought his surname was Gebreseyrus, made me laugh a lot thinking of a dinosaur.
>If you're living up in China and if you don't have a care
>doodoodoodoo doodoodoodoo
>Well you're gonna be in trouble 'cause Corona steals your air!
>doodoodoodoo doodoodoodoo
>'Cause we're the leaders of the WHO
>And we just tell you it's just a flu
>We're the leaders of the WHO
>*deep voice* It's just a flu!

Bernd 03/11/2020 (Wed) 18:14:39 [Preview] No.35050 del
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>Official figures show the death toll in Italy has risen by 196 to 827 during the last 24 hours
mamma mia

Teddy GhebreWHO?

Bernd 03/11/2020 (Wed) 18:35:34 [Preview] No.35051 del
Gebreseyrus rex

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Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 01:15:21 [Preview] No.35057 del
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The Australian government is giving all welfare recipients $500 to boost the economy because of the virus.

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 10:03:53 [Preview] No.35062 del
>We are banned from the United States
freedom ain't free, dog bless
>Mr Trump said the European Union had "failed to take the same precautions" as the US in fighting the virus.
comedy gold
>Tom Hanks infected with the virus
Forrest Gump shouldn't have slept with a woman who has AIDS
>Denmark is among the latest countries to shut all schools - and universities - for a fortnight. It took the decision after a sharp rise in cases, with 514 now confirmed
more time for Denmark poster to infect himself, ugh I mean his computer with a virus
>new country discovered: Cruise Ship
pic related

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 11:16:41 [Preview] No.35063 del
Switzerland is much smaller than the US with far less than half the population of it yet it still has half the number of cases. So he's not entirely wrong.

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 11:19:16 [Preview] No.35064 del
Ugh, I should have read the post better, you were not referring to Switzerland but to the EU. But still the point stands.

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 11:20:06 [Preview] No.35065 del
And now I'm American...

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 16:21:01 [Preview] No.35067 del
it's useless because the virus is already there. Trump downplayed it and now he seems to suffer from it himself.
>Brazilian official who met Trump in US tests positive. The Brazilian government’s communications secretary, Fabio Wajngarten, has tested positive for coronavirus.

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 16:57:19 [Preview] No.35068 del
NEETs gonna bum rash.

That orange dotard gonna die in corona. Hillaryous.

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 18:56:35 [Preview] No.35071 del
73 confirmed cases, 46 in São Paulo. A leaked audio from a high-level medical meeting shows a surgeon's expectation that in the next four months the Greater São Paulo will have 45 thousand cases, of which 10 to 11 thousand will require intensive care and this will overload existing capacity.
Men of power in Brasília are scared and already beginning isolation measures among themselves. But it'll take a while until they're implemented for the general population.

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 18:57:00 [Preview] No.35072 del
Basically every state has suspected cases.

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 20:09:11 [Preview] No.35082 del
Our government suggests we should wash hands "with soap and water". How could I wash hands without water?

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 20:12:29 [Preview] No.35086 del
Soap and piss

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 20:15:46 [Preview] No.35089 del
Are you Bear Grylls?

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 20:22:19 [Preview] No.35091 del
I've seen bear grylls eat a crap. Pissing on your own hands is basically natural compared to that.

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 20:27:11 [Preview] No.35093 del
Well, House MD said piss is sterile, he might be right.

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 20:33:35 [Preview] No.35095 del
Yes, House drank liters of piss a day but you to watch deleted scenes on DVD to know thar

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 20:37:20 [Preview] No.35096 del
Ah, I can't even type, I need to lie down. Goodnight.

Bernd 03/12/2020 (Thu) 21:54:56 [Preview] No.35103 del
Poland had 1st confirmed death case today. It also happened in my city and I can see people are starting to panic. I had to go shopping and stock up on food and become part of the problem otherwise I could be left without it.

Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 00:20:37 [Preview] No.35105 del
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Clases have been suspended here.

Also, can we talk on how the coronavirus has affected the marked?
Coronavirus is going to lead us to a recession and from what it's looking like. It's going to be close to the great depression in the daily change numbers at least (we litterally achieved a new record of Largest daily point losses in the Dow Jones Industrial Average yesterday)

There are even wikipedia articles about this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Monday_(2020) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Thursday_(2020) but yet I see nobody talking about it here. What are your thoughts?

Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 01:00:35 [Preview] No.35106 del
It's all fucked

Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 04:49:00 [Preview] No.35109 del
Bitcoin tanked like a cow from heaven to 4k

Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 06:40:20 [Preview] No.35111 del
One sick recovered here, one of the Iranian students. The Hungarian on the Diamond Princess or how's that ship's called too.
We have 16 cases, one wasn't abroad and did not met any of the known sick.

Also, the wife of Trudeau tested positive. Congratulation.

Virtuality will save the economy it won't because economists are idiots. People are willing to pay money for things aren't real, which exists in virtuality, in our computers and on the internet ethernet, so these stuff ethereal. Like for a new set of armor in WoW and such. In virtuality any amount of goods can be generated on demand so any amount of money can be issued without causing inflation because there will be always things to spend it on. Therefore any amount of money can be issued and spent to save all the irl companies and people, since the abundance of money can be balanced out by any amount of virtual goods to spend on at the end.

Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 10:06:56 [Preview] No.35113 del
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Can we also apreciate the attempt the feds did to boost the economy? 1 trillion dollars if I remember correcly to the drain
>It all returns to nothing, it all comes
>tumbling down, tumbling down
Nice trips, anyways,Idoubt that most investors would be willing to change and start investing on videogame items.
And if they did, this the market would still crash.

Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 14:31:26 [Preview] No.35118 del
You don't need to take it that literally even tho video game items are one niche of the virtual marketplace. Anything can go. People needs to be employed to figure out NERPS endlessly, from then the "production" can be automated. It doesn't matter what silliness they come up with, marketing can make it sellable, they can make people want to buy that stuff. They can have it on their phones or wherever.
States have to invest into these things, since they can "make" money out of thing air (even tho banks do it just the same). As long as they can spend it (give it to people and companies to buy virtual stuff) onto something no inflation will occur.

Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 15:10:39 [Preview] No.35119 del
whelp, fun verboten until the end of April. I might start playing computer games again. I still see lots of old boomers walking outside and using public transport, so they don't deserve my pity.

Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 15:34:46 [Preview] No.35122 del
Shit is starting to get locked down around here now. Groups are shutting, meetings called off, events cancelled and shoppers fighting over shitting paper. Old folks homes are shut tight now too.

Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 15:52:13 [Preview] No.35124 del

Bolsonar gonna die!

World Leaders all going to die in Boomer Coofer epidemic!

Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 17:28:48 [Preview] No.35125 del
Will politicians dying on corona be God's way of saying: I am here?

Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 19:29:06 [Preview] No.35127 del
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>Bolsonar gonna die!

Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 19:32:20 [Preview] No.35128 del
151 confirmed cases, shutdowns begin through the education system.

International media seems to have more enthusiasm about Bolsonaro's illness than national, where his health is in the middle of other news about case totals and shutdowns.
And they just had to use a clickbait URL which says the exact opposite of the text itself.

Bernd 03/13/2020 (Fri) 22:36:28 [Preview] No.35131 del
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ISIS declares jihad on coronavirus.

>In the latest issue of its al-Naba newsletter, the militant group issued a set of "Sharia directives to deal with epidemics" and cited a number of hadiths (recounted sayings of the Prophet Muhammad) to justify tackling the epidemic.
>The group advises "followers to cover the mouth when yawning and sneezing", citing that Muhammad "would place his hand or clothing on his mouth when he sneezed, and in this way reduced or diminished his voice".
>The group also encouraged hand-washing and said that the "healthy should not enter the land of the epidemic and the afflicted should not exit from it".

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Spanish far-right VOX Party leader, Santiago abascal got coronavirus

Has anybody else seen the Donald trump speech today?
He really looks like he's sick being honest
Talking about markets, the feds today have been printing money like crazy today. Dunno how this will affect inflation

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 01:29:15 [Preview] No.35133 del
Nobody's sick though.

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 01:41:02 [Preview] No.35134 del
>2nd gif
this is why I love /biz/
>Has anybody else seen the Donald trump speech today?
He looked like a complete ass, low energy. But now I'm dubious whether the dollar will inflate or not, looking at how it pumped up with his speech.
That could also have been the federal reserve though

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 09:22:47 [Preview] No.35137 del
>That could also have been the federal reserve though
IT was definetly the feds. That pump was not normal.
Probably monday the markets will keep falling.
T.Have a friend who is a profesional investor.

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 09:36:59 [Preview] No.35138 del
We have 6 new. That's a jump. For now it was 1-3 daily.

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 09:39:18 [Preview] No.35139 del
I mean diagnosed. Who knows how many are there actually.

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 11:08:49 [Preview] No.35140 del
first confirmed case in eSwatini. Germans don't seem to die from it so far considering the amount of infections they have.

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 14:59:40 [Preview] No.35144 del
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Bongs and swedes don't seem like they will worry about the virus much. Former claims they need to develop herd inmunity, latter will just stop reporting number and grade locations in terms of infection instead.
It's been nice gnawing you

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 15:25:04 [Preview] No.35146 del
Which is fucking retarded. It's been proven people who recovered got reinfected. All the UK are doing is allowing it to spread to a point where is can mutate into something worse. It's fucking insanity.
The truth is, they just don't give a fuck. They are thinking "let the population die, we can just import more immigrants. Just so long as we don't lose any money." Fucking cunts.
Oh god I hope for a violent uprising in this fucking shit hole.

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 16:25:51 [Preview] No.35148 del
I don't get why Liverpool vs Atletico Madrid was allowed to take place with guest fans inside the stadium 3 days ago. Madrid is a known Corona hotspot, but soon the whole Norf will be one.

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 17:39:36 [Preview] No.35149 del
'Why worry?' - Bojo

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 17:42:32 [Preview] No.35150 del
Ah! 'Boris' would make excellent worrybear!

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 19:43:26 [Preview] No.35151 del
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New buzzword "contact research". I'm not sure how is that called officially in English. It's basically the interrogation of the patient whom he had contact with, and it is used to create the illusion that officials actually do something.

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 20:27:07 [Preview] No.35152 del
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I'm not pleased with this entirely but probably will leave it as is due to laziness.

Bernd 03/14/2020 (Sat) 20:42:23 [Preview] No.35153 del
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the problem with these measures in Europe that they aren't done as properly as in Asia. As silly the face masks look that Asians are wearing, they try to stop the spread, not just to slow it down, why worry, let's infect the whole society. instead of getting the priorities right people are stockpiling toilet paper.

Bernd 03/15/2020 (Sun) 07:37:04 [Preview] No.35159 del
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Let's start the day with the latest news.
red - corona
blue - not corona

Bernd 03/15/2020 (Sun) 07:38:48 [Preview] No.35160 del
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Look at that. I missed something.

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He needed a tie I think. Everything else was spot on.

Bernd 03/15/2020 (Sun) 09:00:35 [Preview] No.35163 del
Yeah. Good corrections.

Bernd 03/15/2020 (Sun) 13:12:18 [Preview] No.35164 del
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Local government is pondering about closing public education 'til the end of the month and public transport for one week.

Bernd 03/15/2020 (Sun) 15:46:10 [Preview] No.35165 del
First dead here. 31 cases for now (one recovered). The Chamber of the Hungarian Medical Practitioners (I'm not sure the official translation) suggest limiting free movement and closing down everything not vital, among nine other things. They estimate that the actual, chiefly not diagnosed and found, cases could be around 1000 at this moment and this number could rise up to 50-60 thousands in two weeks.
They believe with keeping their suggestions the spread could be radically slowed down instead in two weeks, and by two month the epidemic could be contained.

Bernd 03/15/2020 (Sun) 17:32:38 [Preview] No.35170 del
UK death count already at 35, quickly surpassing EU countries. Meanwhile British tourists are stranded all around Europe. Get Corona done.

Bernd 03/15/2020 (Sun) 20:06:17 [Preview] No.35171 del
But what will happen with that poor Old Lady?

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Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 06:44:09 [Preview] No.35174 del
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From reuters.


Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 08:29:14 [Preview] No.35175 del
Perhaps real worry is other countries won't close their borders to UK? -Bojo

The economy is taking a real tank on this. 2008 was fucking harsh but this, it's going to get rough in the 'austerity' period after this mess.

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 09:23:07 [Preview] No.35176 del

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 09:39:27 [Preview] No.35177 del
Top fucking WEW! I rode out the infection of 2020!

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 11:32:21 [Preview] No.35178 del
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Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 13:41:14 [Preview] No.35179 del
I just have annoying kids that don't have to go to school anymore playing outside now. So much for home learning.

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 14:59:58 [Preview] No.35181 del
This was a short day. Did a little shopping, was at pharmacy too. Just a couple of people are allowed into the shops, and everyone else have to wait outside in queueueueueues, with some distance between each other, leik 1-2 meters. In general people are either dead calm, or fidgety and impatient.
Some shops are closed probably on the decision of the owners.
I'm reading the news. We button up the borders, only Hungarian nationals can come in, clubs, cinemas are getting closed, mass events are banned, cafés, restaurants and such are restricted, they have to close at 15:00.
We can expect sudden growth in unemployment.

You can always stop the Brexit process.

Where can we find protease? In strip clubs?

I saw surprisingly few kids outside. Tho they aren't out even during holidays so who knows.
They ain't learning that's for sure. Bt,w, yes schools are closed here too.

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 15:13:42 [Preview] No.35183 del
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Aaaaaannnnnnnnnd I was right
All those billion will go to waste, oh well.

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 17:56:35 [Preview] No.35184 del
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Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 18:04:07 [Preview] No.35185 del
What is that number?

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 18:30:57 [Preview] No.35187 del
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The porcentage of Dow Jones Industrial Average stonks that went down
>The Dow Jones Industrial Average, Dow Jones, or simply the Dow, is a stock market index that measures the stock performance of 30 large companies listed on stock exchanges in the United States.
You can check it out yourself https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/?symbol=.DJI

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 18:33:11 [Preview] No.35188 del
Here's a list of the most large changes in history, for you to compare https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_daily_changes_in_the_Dow_Jones_Industrial_Average

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 18:33:50 [Preview] No.35189 del
I see. I'm aware of Dow Jones, in this case my problem is I've no idea of it's usual fluctuation so can't judge the significance.

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 18:34:29 [Preview] No.35190 del
Thanks, that helps.

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 18:40:00 [Preview] No.35191 del
What's the positive change? The money pump?

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 18:43:52 [Preview] No.35192 del
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Yeah, Trump even signed a picture with the marked and his pump lol

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 19:35:15 [Preview] No.35193 del
>11% and still falling
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4 [Embed]

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 19:39:38 [Preview] No.35194 del
>It may hit 12%

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 19:46:52 [Preview] No.35195 del
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The feds right now (Spoilered epilepsy warning)

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 19:47:29 [Preview] No.35196 del
Apparently the spoiler didn't work

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 20:03:06 [Preview] No.35197 del
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The spoiler is tricky. You need to check the little checkboxes next to the images when you use the posting form at the top of the page, with quick reply check the big checkbox. And maybe the little ones too, I'm not sure.

Maybe the depicted guy got epilepsy. All those spasm.
Tho they just adding 0-s on the computer behind some number. They don't have to print shit. It's all virtual money, just to refer to my earlier post.

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 20:32:07 [Preview] No.35198 del
Wow. The more they pump the more it drops.
What contingency do we have for shitting the bed this badly?

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 20:34:28 [Preview] No.35199 del
gebreyeezuz help, what's happening in Northern Italy is scary

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 21:06:52 [Preview] No.35200 del
Welp, today was the day with the most losses both in points and in percentage in history (1987-10-19 was a computer bug). If thinks continue as they are going we could have another great depression (or even worse!)
check the wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_stock_market_crash
The memes are still fun tho

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 21:07:41 [Preview] No.35201 del
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Forgot image

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 21:19:02 [Preview] No.35202 del
Can someone tl;dr what corporate debt bubble is?
>The memes are still fun tho
Yes, I have to acknowledge that.

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 22:44:47 [Preview] No.35206 del
234 confirmed cases, 152 in São Paulo. Every single state has confirmed or suspected cases, including the remotest northern states where it took a long time to arrive. The number is expected to exceed a thousand next week. I don't know if it's true that it doesn't spread well in warm weather, the exponential buildup is in full swing in São Paulo.

This is precious.
Why worry? Just print more money.

Bernd 03/16/2020 (Mon) 22:59:57 [Preview] No.35208 del
Another interesting site with statistics https://covid.observer/

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 01:55:06 [Preview] No.35211 del
It's nearing the perfect time to invest in shares, I wonder how much further it will go down.

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 06:24:08 [Preview] No.35214 del
Their data is very outdated. We have double the amount of recovered than dead.

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 13:24:08 [Preview] No.35216 del
meanwhile at WHO HQ in Geneva Switzerland: first employees detected with the Corona virus. Teddy is not safe, but it looks like they do some testing there.

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 13:48:30 [Preview] No.35217 del
WHO is kill in an days.

So many news, we have 50 diagnosed, they expect 1000 more in a week, Audi factory halts in it's tracks, internet is gonna get slower due to "home office" remote work, Forint falls, 20 km long qeueueueue at the Austro-Hungarian border (people wanna go home but can't due to the closed borders, liek to Romania), only assigned roads can be used by cargo traffic, I won't go in tomorrow since no point, but good news people can and should go out into the nature in this nice sunny weather (temp will rise to 20C but will fall on the weekend to 7 and below 0 at night...)

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 16:35:55 [Preview] No.35218 del
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>In soviet russia there were breadlines!
>Can you imagine? having to wait just to buy the food you need! How horrible

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 17:26:21 [Preview] No.35219 del
I'm half expecting rationing.

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 17:28:07 [Preview] No.35220 del
This is the most cunning way to excuse kids from school while implementing 5G in the districts. Good ol' hush-hush gets the job done. Not to mention shopping malls closed at midnight as well.

I love how the police get to play Gestapo with the working class at midnight. Makes me think of certain history lessons.

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 17:36:01 [Preview] No.35221 del
The motherfuckers.

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 17:50:25 [Preview] No.35222 del
Wow, we are hitting depression levels. Thank god I live in a low population food rich area.

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 18:04:26 [Preview] No.35223 del
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whoops, forgot vid

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 18:15:18 [Preview] No.35224 del
Such marts are hiring seasonal workers now. They usually do that around Easter and Xmas. Business is good.

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 18:20:16 [Preview] No.35225 del
day 1 of the shutdown
parents forced to spend quality time with their kids, horrible
people going for walks and bike tours on a week day, absolute apocalyptic
people can't spend their money on unimportant things anymore, don't know what to do with the money

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 18:22:17 [Preview] No.35226 del
Can I set up a bank account in Switzerland so those people can donate their unused supply of money to me?

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 20:00:22 [Preview] No.35227 del
Local government restricts public transport so that no standing passengers can be in it, only people in the seats.
Sounds neat isn't it? I'm a bike fag now but this is pretty good.
Also, sports have been postponed, and businesses private and public are being remunerated for the closure due to the pandemic. Small business though are going to eat shit and probably end up with no money because they can't apply for this.
Soviet Russia isn't correcting itself for 70 years though

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 20:18:55 [Preview] No.35228 del
First national death. It's a 62-year old man in São Paulo who previously had diabetes, hypertension and prostatic hyperplasia. Maybe this will wake people up as so far beaches, pubs and nightclubs are still packed full.
Through the state's overcrowded prisons, tensions stemming from the isolation of cartel leaders within federal prisons, with wardens reducing visits in response, were heightened by the virus. After courts decided to delay hearings and prison visits, there were mutinies and 1356 prisoners escaped.
In neighboring Mato Grosso do Sul a cleaning product industrialist and his cousin were arrested for producing gel alcohol without a permit. The goods were already in local supermarkets. A thousand liters of 98% alcohol were found in his factory.

Soviet Russia suffered with the KPSS pathogen.

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 20:39:28 [Preview] No.35229 del
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I'm so bored. I wonder if there is a coronavirus game yet?

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 21:08:20 [Preview] No.35231 del
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So, people in slight panic here, some are thinking that apocalypse is near, some are still don't think that coronavirus is a thing. Schools and universities are on "free attendance" or even closed, all people transferred to remote education methods (that don't exist in many cases, but who cares). Many companies already go into remote mode, although there are still plenty of people on streets.

Rumors about full quarantine of Moscow and are circulating. Hand sanitizers and masks are sold already, people buying salt, sugar, buckwheat and other things. Fall of oil prices and overall world economic problems are fueling rise of fuel prices. Some companies are already thinking about complete closing, especially if their business is about interacting with people directly, not remotely. I guess overall economic problems would be much more serious than health issues.

Official count of diseased rises quickly, it is 114, still no one died, although it is obvious that statistics will be specific, because Russia is strong and virus is weak. I guess some old people already died from "heart" problems or something like this.

I've visited clinic today (for unrelated reason, chronic illness etc) - nurses with infrared thermometers checked everyone at entrance. Don't know what they do with those who fail the check.

I personally don't care much though. Made a paper mask, pic related. Sadly, we aren't visited by random visitors, so no one noticed except some coworkers.

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 21:15:08 [Preview] No.35232 del
plague inc if you want to infect your phone with background spying and ads. good luck with infecting Madagascar and Greenland.

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 21:19:12 [Preview] No.35233 del
IME Russians are all largely 'destinyfags'. Like oh it was all foretold by the prophets and white magic jewish kabbalah etc etc etc.

Meanwhile I'm like LOL u dumb

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 21:28:02 [Preview] No.35234 del
>IME Russians are all largely 'destinyfags'

That is stereotype, although "classic Russian" literature and culture overall are more fatalistic than not. Previous experience with several major crisis also makes people less worrying. After 90s with total collapse of society, 98 with heavy economical crisis (really heavy), 2008 and 2014, threat of some disease looks like "oh, another shit happens again". Occasional destruction of savings, work and life makes people somewhat calm about new dangers.

But actually large share of people are panicking pretty well. They laughed about it when it was in China, but now are very concerned and try to hoard much supplies and isolate.

And something completely different: some local Chinese study (pretty old though, from late february) shows that patients with different type of lung damage has much less infection rates than healthy people. People with asthma, allergy, lung diseases and those who are smoking (!) have much less share in infected than in general population. Though this work doesn't say anything about severity of disease, only about infection rate.


Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 22:00:25 [Preview] No.35236 del
The virus itself is merely John the Baptist to the economic crisis that is already hitting. A prosaic example: bread deliveries aren't being made in my town, haven't been in some days. This is virtually unprecedented in my lifetime.

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 22:00:38 [Preview] No.35237 del
looks like there's a shortage of bandwidth after forcing people to stay home. people are watching too much porn netflix in 4k. government threatens to switch off netflix.

https://onee.ch/a/ Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 22:08:19 [Preview] No.35238 del
The future of anime is here my friends

Bernd 03/17/2020 (Tue) 22:08:27 [Preview] No.35239 del
oldfags know that pandemic 2 was the original plague game

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 02:43:10 [Preview] No.35240 del
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Trump US Treasury Secretary Mnuchin announced that to combat both virus and economic disaster they're considering to give away 1000 dollars to working citizens so they can get the goods that they need
This will only increase the prices of the goods, much more people purchasing means more demand which means higher prices. They just opened a pandora box attempting to be demagogues and couldn't even consider the dollar being deflationary. It's gonna get ugly

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 04:14:29 [Preview] No.35241 del
Two-point-five things:

1)How accurate is what you're posting? Which is to say what is your source for that information? For all any of us know you pulled it out of your ass, and it's incumbent on us all to have finely-tuned bullshit detectors, to the extent of ignoring random bullshit that doesn't even cite sources

2) Hard to say that this will increase the price of goods and services, and you really need to be specific. Yes I suppose spending will increase, but will dollar demand? Forget the word dollar. Money is energy. Will demand for energy go up? I don't know.

2.5)Increased money supply may well increase the level of exchange of goods and services, but I'm not sure prices will go up. If all stores started charging $2.00 for water, someone will start charging $1.95 to compete. And so on. Like anything else if everyone raises their prices, there will be pressure for firms to lower their price.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 04:41:36 [Preview] No.35242 del
I don't have to answer you, you're chinese

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 07:10:25 [Preview] No.35243 del
Norf? Haven't seen you in a while.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 08:39:38 [Preview] No.35247 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IW3lhfVpLL4 [Embed]

Figured out the financial collapse, it's all the people 'working' from home.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 09:00:29 [Preview] No.35248 del
That's just sounds like uneven distribution due to people bought up the bread from shops and others can't buy more at the moment. All the food producing capacities should be at their place, running so it's unlikely the food will actually run out. Yet.


I think that's fake news. I saw it on Kohl maybe, otherwise NEETs said Aussie govt giving away 500 bucks. It's probably just a version of a meme from years (decades?) ago. Also the original intention might be to make fun of the money press we talked about above.
Timing would be bad. Until there is steady demand - since people have the money to spend - they shouldn't give money to them, if the demand drops - for whatever reason - then could be the purchasing spirit supported with some injection.
And then why would it start inflation? Is that new money? Is production lacking?
Also it's kind of a same reasoning as with universal pay or how is it called. No that won't cause inflation either.
Tho yes, I heard in Budapest for example prices rose, but that's for the basic high demand since people try to hamster everything, not because people have more money (well they don't spend it on travelling or whatever see: >>35225). So if in America that's happening, it's the same reason.
New sources have to be set up. Hungary for example has unused lands for food since we had to destroy our agriculture so Frenchie and Germ farmers could sell their subsidized, below-quality foodstuff to us.

What he wrote is legit.

>Wanking from home
Sounds like an average day on /ausneets/.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 09:14:07 [Preview] No.35250 del
Ok found source on CNN home page.
>A massive $1 trillion stimulus plan -- including $1,000 checks for most Americans -- is larger than the Recovery Act that helped pull the country out of the Great Recession.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 09:57:57 [Preview] No.35251 del
>If all stores started charging $2.00 for water, someone will start charging $1.95 to compete.

That works only in abstract ideal market in specific conditions, like unlimited supply and ideal consumers. In real life there are plenty of factors that allow selling something with bigger price than competitors have. For example, better geographical location, or bigger stock.

People tend go to closest place with better transport access, especially in panic mode. In situation like now people will actually buy much, they wouldn't go to multiple shops to compare prices (there is also transport prices, or delivery prices/speed that must be taken in account). So, having higher price may be beneficial to shop in such circumstances like now. Even if some competitor will sell all stock faster, you would sell it anyway but get more money. Non-saturated markets are fun.

In calm situation, there is also a subjective psychological factors like "this shop is better" etc.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 09:59:35 [Preview] No.35252 del
Hi, you seem to be laboring under the misapprehension that I'm using anything but Tor to post here. Please correct this inaccurate assertion immediately.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 10:14:05 [Preview] No.35254 del
>TThat works only in abstract ideal market in specific conditions, like unlimited supply and ideal consumers. In real life there are plenty of factors that allow selling something with bigger price than competitors have. For example, better geographical location, or bigger stock.

I'm not arguing that. I was replying to >>35240 's assertion that "prices would go up". And I still think he needs to be specific about what he's talking about when he says that. Prices at the store for the end consumer? Consumer price index overall? Not my job to read minds. I stand by what I wrote.

>People tend go to closest place with better transport access, especially in panic mode.

Sounds interesting. Source?

>In situation like now people will actually buy much, they wouldn't go to multiple shops to compare prices (there is also transport prices, or delivery prices/speed that must be taken in account).

I don't know much about behavioral economics but that seems like an assertion that would require some pretty rigorous statistical evidence, at least before the parenthetical.

So we're back to waiting on >>35240 unless he just wants to run away from his hypothesis without defending it.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 10:32:54 [Preview] No.35255 del
Australia is doing that too but with welfare and only $500(or it may have gone up to $750). They did it before here about 10 years ago and it actually worked. It doesn't cause prices to increase. The idea is to get money in circulation in times when less money is being spent because of things like the virus. It's only a one off payment so it's not like companies could raise their prices over it, in fact if they were smart they would lower them temporally and hold as many specials as possible to get people to spend that money in there store.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 12:28:06 [Preview] No.35256 del
I'm thinking about the long run food situation. There wasn't any snow that could have melted, and no rain, everything is dry like frigid woman's vagina. Right now it's liek 20 C's out there but minuses are coming back on the weekend, and will remain next week. Crops might be done, but at least this weather will be pretty hard on them. Could cause problems this year.

Drop some garlic in the beak, you're gonna be invincible.
>remote education methods (that don't exist in many cases
Sames here. But most kids don't actually learn while they go to school either so that's that.
>rise of fuel prices.
>statistics will be specific
We have 58 diagnosed at the moment, doctors alliance or whatever says actual sick can be about 1000 people. So even if the numbers aren't corrected by the govt. or whoever still would be very inaccurate.

You replied to the wrong post. Are you the one who's getting Chinese ball?

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 13:12:53 [Preview] No.35258 del
>Sounds interesting. Source?
>I don't know much about behavioral economics but that seems like an assertion that would require some pretty rigorous statistical evidence, at least before the parenthetical.

It is common sense and own observations. I think there must be some works about it, but don't know what works are good and what aren't. Simple googling shows plenty of them: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/249991360_Distance_and_Store_Choice_with_Special_Reference_to_Out-of-Town_Shopping

But as common sense: if you have a car, you would go into shop that has easy road access and parking space, not to shop in another part of city with +10km distance and no parking just for abstract 0.5$. Without car it is much more important - it is hard to move 10kg on yourself for few km, even if it is cheaper. Laziness also may be serious reason, it is purely psychological, non-economic factor, but it still matters. Some people are too lazy to go for 1km even if it save them small amount of money.

In panic mode (like now, with virus) main motivation is to buy more and faster, so you go into closest.

Of course there are exceptions. For example, if you want to buy rare specific item with large price, it is often better to find best available item and travel even large distance just to save some money. I guess you can even measure monetary gain from this, but people rarely do this and mostly do simple mental calculations.

Imagine that there is shop in 1km near your house with price of 1$ and shop in 5km with price of 0.9$. Would you go 4km for 0.1$? I guess in some situations you would, in others - not.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 13:18:00 [Preview] No.35259 del
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>>rise of fuel prices.

That is simple story in Russia.

Oil prices go up? Petrol price is rising. Oil prices go down? Petrol price is rising. Oil prices are stable? Petrol prices are slowly rising.

Of course there is always a reason, like "oil is cheap, we need to cover our losses" or "oil is too expensive, we rising prices", or "just an inflation".

Prices never go down here except for small periods of time, it doesn't matter if oil price is 20 or it is 120. And fuel price directly related to overall prices, because everything is transported with some king of vehicle.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 13:25:49 [Preview] No.35260 del
Orbán will give a speech at 15:00 CET. Maybe we are getting grounded.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 13:40:40 [Preview] No.35261 del
States report 350 confirmed cases. Fiocruz estimates there'll be 4970 cases by next Thursday. A 63-year old woman perished in Niterói (Rio metro); her case was unconfirmed but she had symptoms and her employer had come from Italy with the disease. The first death in São Paulo was not found in the official lists of confirmed or even suspected cases.
The 2020 census will be delayed to 2021.

>The idea is to get money in circulation in times when less money is being spent because of things like the virus.
According to a faction economists in the 30s, when such stimulus against recession was applied, and now apparently the consensus among them, there won't be inflation if there's idle capacity in the economy. But they could be wrong and ignoring side effects.

Here corruption and mismanagement -mainly the latter- in Petrobras meant fuel prices were high through the last decade even with the global low.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 14:07:37 [Preview] No.35262 del
Orbán is now giving his speech on his facebook page but the Royal TV Channel can't broadcast it due to the overloaded service. Such cases.
If it's important why isn't he speek on national telly???

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 15:10:42 [Preview] No.35264 del
Here's the speech. No language expertise necessary.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 16:32:40 [Preview] No.35265 del
state enforces everybody to live like a Bernd. Bernds win.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 17:17:53 [Preview] No.35267 del
meanwhile in technology superpower Switzerland. dogtors report their positive COVID-19 cases per fax or mail to the ministry of health. They can download the form online, but have to print it and fill it by hand. meanwhile the ministry of health can't process the information quickly enough, because there are too many confirmed cases.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 18:09:43 [Preview] No.35268 del
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>It is common sense
Did you study economics under Professor Malou?

>Imagine that there is shop in 1km near your house with price of 1$ and shop in 5km with price of 0.9$. Would you go 4km for 0.1$? I guess in some situations you would, in others - not.

So what you're saying that sometimes a thing possibly happens but sometimes it may not. Yeah, definitely sounds like an economist.

>it is hard to move 10kg on yourself for few km
Bicycle, public transport

>In panic mode (like now, with virus)
If you have to use parenthesis here it's clearly not so common sense. Calm yourself down.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 19:10:43 [Preview] No.35269 del
>Did you study economics under Professor Malou?
And what is your academic credentials so we can take your posts in this topic seriously? Did you give the photos of your diplomas and uni degree for this >>35241 post for example? Not just appealing to authority but simply demanding educational background for sharing opinions on an anonymous imageboard in itself fallacious.
Besides your style is abrasive and I advise fellow Bernds to ignore you until you change that.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 19:35:52 [Preview] No.35274 del
>Did you study economics under Professor Malou?

No, I didn't.

>Bicycle, public transport

Both methods of transit require sufficient road network and (second one) comfortable mass transit route. People wouldn't go through 3 different buses to save few dollars, so shops with higher price but preferable location even may get more buyers than shops with lower prices.

>Calm yourself down.

No, I'll be enraged and aggressive as always. I even shout at my computer now.

But, actually, do you really think that geography and available stock don't matter in shopping preference, but only prices matter? Or what?

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 20:13:19 [Preview] No.35275 del
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Two more deaths in São Paulo, one aged 65 and another 80.

Bernd 03/18/2020 (Wed) 22:39:15 [Preview] No.35276 del
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ruh roh

Bernd 03/19/2020 (Thu) 07:28:41 [Preview] No.35279 del
It's time to invest in corona. Krone.

Bernd 03/19/2020 (Thu) 11:20:22 [Preview] No.35282 del
When will they make movies (tv-shows) about this bs?
Also movies are about epidemics/pandemics?

Bernd 03/19/2020 (Thu) 12:25:53 [Preview] No.35283 del
529 confirmed cases including the president of the Senate.

Bernd 03/19/2020 (Thu) 16:24:06 [Preview] No.35287 del
They made one about Avian flu hitting Amerikastan, and let me tell you, while growing up watching a production made about a virus, I began to notice how completely bollocks that shit was. The lugenpresse can project fear however it wishes, but there are plenty who can see straight through it.

Bernd 03/19/2020 (Thu) 16:55:50 [Preview] No.35289 del
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Some days ago they detainded some people for trowing a party in Zaragoza, vid related

Bernd 03/19/2020 (Thu) 17:26:21 [Preview] No.35291 del
Ok, so it is sure that the disease cannot be contained and eliminated so it will stay and it is pretty sure it will cause recurring outbreaks seasonally just like any other "normal" flu does. Now shit is getting closed down, countries, factories, enterprises. Media screaming 24/7 all over the world what a crisis we are in, people getting hysterical all over the place. What will happen at the next outbrake? And the next after that? And the following? How will said media brainwash people into thinking this is now part and parcel of life?


Bernd 03/19/2020 (Thu) 23:29:09 [Preview] No.35309 del
621 confirmed cases. Rio de Janeiro state will close its borders.

Bernd 03/20/2020 (Fri) 06:45:35 [Preview] No.35316 del
Everyone talks about poor tourism and entertainment and sports and whatever sectors going down the shitter. But what about poor prostitutes? Noone think of them.

Problem is it's all over the place now. Officially diagnosed cases are fare less in number the actual.

Bernd 03/20/2020 (Fri) 08:04:56 [Preview] No.35321 del
Research was done that states it is natural, not man made. I don't think there was anybody here who thought otherwise but they are out there(not that this post would effect them, they would just say it's fake).

>"By comparing the available genome sequence data for known coronavirus strains, we can firmly determine that SARS-CoV-2 originated through natural processes," said Kristian Andersen, PhD, an associate professor of immunology and microbiology at Scripps Research and corresponding author on the paper.


Bernd 03/20/2020 (Fri) 08:22:58 [Preview] No.35322 del
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And so it begins...

Bernd 03/20/2020 (Fri) 08:25:05 [Preview] No.35323 del
It's fucking bat soup. Those dumbos keep getting sick from eating wild birds and things, they learn nothing even after bird flu. The chinese give ZERO fucks about life at all.

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Bernd 03/20/2020 (Fri) 14:09:36 [Preview] No.35325 del
Australian man died on the Iceland.
Also it seems we're getting briefed every day at 15:00.
Border crossings getting stuck. Trucks can only enter very slowly, goods getting delayed, many raw materials for Hungarian companies don't arrive in time, production capacity probably will fall.

Bernd 03/20/2020 (Fri) 14:11:26 [Preview] No.35326 del
Those gonna get beaten up by the pawlice. For now.

I've seen an article title with that. It would definitely suck if it was released on purpose.

Bernd 03/20/2020 (Fri) 20:15:09 [Preview] No.35329 del
Numbers will peak in midwinter and be under control by September.

Bernd 03/20/2020 (Fri) 20:17:14 [Preview] No.35330 del
By some projections we'll have millions unemployed and a massive recession this year.

Bernd 03/20/2020 (Fri) 22:12:35 [Preview] No.35331 del
904 cases and 11 deaths.

Bernd 03/21/2020 (Sat) 02:34:35 [Preview] No.35333 del
some people here sounding quite similar to climate alarmists. I expected better from bernd, but maybe I shouldn't have. Or maybe I don't get your kind of irony.

Bernd 03/21/2020 (Sat) 02:58:58 [Preview] No.35334 del
You are chinese

Bernd 03/21/2020 (Sat) 03:24:05 [Preview] No.35335 del
No. And I don't consider parentheses to be of such a high cognitive overload to automatically class any sentence they appear in as 'not common sense'. On the other hand, you're a schizo. but who cares, this is an 'anonymous' imageboard.

Bernd 03/21/2020 (Sat) 05:21:16 [Preview] No.35340 del
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>No. And I don't consider parentheses to be of such a high cognitive overload to automatically class any sentence they appear in as 'not common sense'.

Bernd 03/21/2020 (Sat) 05:41:27 [Preview] No.35341 del
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>No. And I don't consider parentheses to be of such a high cognitive overload to automatically class any sentence they appear in as 'not common sense'.

sage Bernd 03/21/2020 (Sat) 05:46:04 [Preview] No.35342 del
I don't get it

Bernd 03/21/2020 (Sat) 07:06:51 [Preview] No.35343 del
Never mind him, he is Chinese.

Bernd 03/21/2020 (Sat) 18:04:41 [Preview] No.35349 del
Here Bernd can dl chink handbook which might help treating infected.

Bernd 03/23/2020 (Mon) 06:14:28 [Preview] No.35363 del
The govt. webpage they put together to inform us about stuff says the virus is weak and dies on 50-60 C, also if left alone a surface it perishes in a couple of hours.

Bernd 03/23/2020 (Mon) 18:10:06 [Preview] No.35373 del
Cases seem to be declining in Italy.
If anyone asks why japanball, it's vpn

Bernd 03/23/2020 (Mon) 18:20:41 [Preview] No.35375 del
They've just added another 5000 today.

Bernd 03/23/2020 (Mon) 20:46:19 [Preview] No.35377 del

Bernd 03/23/2020 (Mon) 20:48:18 [Preview] No.35378 del
What do you mean?

Bernd 03/23/2020 (Mon) 20:58:26 [Preview] No.35379 del

We are now only allowed to leave our homes with a good excuse like getting food or work, otherwise it's a telling off by the police.

Bernd 03/23/2020 (Mon) 21:05:10 [Preview] No.35380 del
oy m8, do you have a loisense for that?

Bernd 03/23/2020 (Mon) 21:06:43 [Preview] No.35381 del
It's a thing to advise staying at home and telling police to advise it too, and enacting curfew is another.
>good excuse
Everyone is gonna have one. Excuses are the easiest to come up with.

Bernd 03/23/2020 (Mon) 21:07:34 [Preview] No.35382 del
Ay! Sunny jim, you got a loisense to be outside? Right cont, you're nicked!

Bernd 03/23/2020 (Mon) 21:08:20 [Preview] No.35383 del
Give it a week, curfew will be next.

Bernd 03/23/2020 (Mon) 21:45:31 [Preview] No.35384 del
Here state of emergency was declared about two weeks ago. It gives the government certain powers like governing via decrees and arresting people for spreading fake news about the epidemic. Now the Fidesz wants to prolong this indefinitely, opposition media cries dictatorship, and to some extent they are right this situation can be used as an excuse to keep this power and essentially do whatever they want.
They have to vote this and it is a 2/3 decision, but they have the numbers for that.

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 00:50:04 [Preview] No.35386 del
São Paulo's municipal administration expands its medical bed capacity, even using a football stadium. It was also going to spend R$ 10 million so artists could play from their windows, inspired by similar feats in Italy, but backtracked. In Rio de Janeiro the infection has spread to the slums, where cartels and militias enforce curfews.
There's an interactive map showing which cities have confirmed cases and how many:
Every state has at least one and several capitals have strong outbreaks. Brasília has a disproportionately large number and the political class is already affected.

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 06:33:03 [Preview] No.35387 del
>where cartels and militias enforce curfews.
Maybe it will be more effective than elsewhere.
We don't have such map, they barely let us know that people are infected in all counties. They cite their right for privacy, so nothing can be known about the diagnosed, besides their nationality. Those who died they tell their gender and age, but no actual medical reasons, what other illnesses they had.

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 09:28:30 [Preview] No.35389 del
Well fuck. Builders merchants are shut indefinitely so I can't do anything in the house.

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 11:44:44 [Preview] No.35392 del
>with a good excuse like getting food or work

But why do you need to go outside anyway except for this?

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 15:10:12 [Preview] No.35394 del
It's a thinly veiled measure against hobos.

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 17:04:14 [Preview] No.35395 del
Bunch of retards flooded beaches and outdoor leisure hotspots on mothers day. So basically everyone is fucked now.

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 18:41:00 [Preview] No.35396 del
They don't even fulfill online orders?

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 18:59:23 [Preview] No.35398 del
Nope. I was talking to a builder today who was devastated. He's had to call and cancel two big jobs. They are completely shut down.

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 19:28:33 [Preview] No.35399 del
Hmm, I think even here there will be some tax easement for those in building industry too.
Do you have a long term plan?
What can you do without anything?
Alternative sources?
I dunno maybe you could order some stuff from abroad. If it's Eastern Euro, maybe the price will be lower even with the delivery. Well if goods are allowed to enter to the small island, and if they deliver to there at all (which I doubt).

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 20:13:35 [Preview] No.35401 del
Basically I need sand. The agriculture merchant down the road sells cement. I'm thinking of taking a trip to the beach...
I just have to hold out hope the restrictions will be lifted soon so I can make an online delivery.
In the mean time I have a little prep work left there.
My best bet will be just to keep earning to cover having two homes and keep getting it prepped.

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 20:33:12 [Preview] No.35403 del
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>I'm thinking of taking a trip to the beach
Kek. Maybe it's a solution, don't forget to bring tools. Tho different sands have different properties one might be good for concrete but not for plaster or mortar. And the other way around.

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 20:39:37 [Preview] No.35404 del
Another idea: gather limestone burn lime. I think you can add whatever improvised aggregate you have. Ash - potash - can be used too.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DP0t2MmOMEA [Embed]
Or even better: just tear down the whole thing and build a straw hut.

Bernd 03/24/2020 (Tue) 23:13:40 [Preview] No.35405 del
Similar settis, sis burned the wii's fuse by directly connecting the PSU to the 220V outlet and have been dismantling it with my dad. Only pharmacies and grocery stores are open so I doubt I'll get to fix my wii any time soon.

Bernd 03/25/2020 (Wed) 00:20:24 [Preview] No.35406 del
Bolsonaro wants to end quarantines and get everyone back to work.

Bernd 03/25/2020 (Wed) 06:02:59 [Preview] No.35410 del
Gesú Cristo, mamma mia, Italia has double amount of ded than Chinkia.


Well as I said we can't close shop when it will come back for another round. Best restart the economy and pretend that nothing happens like we do with every other illnesses.
Tho recession was here without this crap so doing business wouldn't help either. We just have to ride it out.
I heard car industry started to go down the shitter before anything happened, sales dropped like frozen piss out of an airplane. Now they have a nice excuse to close down factories and send people away. I'm not sure about the reliability of the source it's just hearsay, worth the investigation I just don't care that much.

Bernd 03/25/2020 (Wed) 09:49:10 [Preview] No.35412 del
Yeah, its really weird, but then I don't know that I trust the Chinese that much. But even ignoring them, the infected to death ratio seems to vary quite a bit by country.

Bernd 03/25/2020 (Wed) 10:19:41 [Preview] No.35413 del
>I heard car industry started to go down the shitter before anything happened, sales dropped like frozen piss out of an airplane. Now they have a nice excuse to close down factories and send people away.

Same thing happened in Russia in 2014. From first look it was purely external-made crisis (not economic related) because Crimea, sanctions or such, but actually even in 2013 Russia was in stagnation, while other world grew. Ford stopped it's plant few times in 2013, for example.

So, it was obvious that if even in good external conditions system had serious problems, it will inevitably end in local crisis and political problems, because some internal system things stop it from working properly. But then suddenly everything was saved by war and sanctions, now it was Obama who attacked Russian economy, but country grew in size and population had patriotic rise, and no one cared about actual system crisis. And everyone who doesn't like how it works is evil russophobe or maybe even worse, the Ukrainian. People even started to like persons like Kadyrov just because he is also "very patriotic" (ahah) - this couldn't be imagined in 2000s.

I think this is more like opportunism than conspiracy though.

Bernd 03/25/2020 (Wed) 11:38:08 [Preview] No.35415 del
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I'm actually viable for a reparation the government is giving to monotax payers (you have a job that isn't registered by another company/self employed/pay taxes on your own) of 10000 bucks due to enforcing closure of all economic activity besides groceries and medicine. I know I tried to be some kind of lolbert before, but I didn't take into account how a plague could completely disrupt everything, so now we just have to make/do with what we have even if it's contradictory.

Bernd 03/25/2020 (Wed) 14:11:54 [Preview] No.35418 del
Heh. MOL (Hungarian oil company) converted one of it's plant from producing windshield fluids to hand sanitizers (ingredients are the WHO suggested, liek ethanol). It took only two weeks with testing for the permit. They produce 50 000 liters a day, and ships to state run institutions liek hospitals or waste management companies.

Bernd 03/25/2020 (Wed) 14:25:16 [Preview] No.35419 del
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Greta's just recovered from self-diagnosed corona infection. Thank God she stays relevant now that noone cares about her since this circus started.

Bernd 03/25/2020 (Wed) 19:29:05 [Preview] No.35421 del
She already looked sick, her sunken eyes in her pale, vegan, fetal alcohol face. She must have looked like a reanimated corpse. Surprised it didn't kill her tbh, if it really infected her at all that is.

Bernd 03/25/2020 (Wed) 20:48:05 [Preview] No.35425 del
You know what's funny? They say that 10,000 people have died so far. So it should be really easy to find a video of this, everyone as cellphone cameras now right? So I go look around, check live leak, youtube, facebook, other places, NOTHING. I check everywhwere, practically nothing. Just some Italian Actor who's sister died in bed, and he's barely crying... Other than that, just pictures of 20 closed wooden caskets in a room, and the same hazmat people and ICUs with 10 people with intubation tubes. It should be really easy to find footage of dead people on park benches and stuff right?

Bernd 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:03:56 [Preview] No.35426 del
>dead people on park benches
Why would be there any?
The 20 896 dead people are those whom we know about. They were diagnosed. As soon as they were diagnosed they were put under medical care and they died there. Then they were put in bags and boxes and whatever is done to them after that (cremated?).
Up till now there were 462 781 diagnosed cases. From these two numbers I trust this the less, I think the dead ones are more correct. Why? Because probably they test all the dying who has pneumonia liek symptoms. There have to be a number of people who don't get medical care at all and die at home (or if homeless than in an ally somewhere, but maybe they are picked up sooner than someone who don't leave home), but I don't think that's a high number.
I don't trust the diagnosed cases number simply because many people show little of the symptoms if at all, so they don't turn to the authorities, don't visit a doctor or go to hospital.

I'm using this for numbers:

Bernd 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:11:25 [Preview] No.35428 del
Actually I think homeless will get medical care and diagnosis simply because authorities (police) are know those areas where they are hoboing, and since states are shitting their pants, these areas are getting some attention from the cops.

Bernd 03/25/2020 (Wed) 21:44:16 [Preview] No.35429 del
Now that we are on the topic. The numbers can also be inaccurate in case of China and Iran, due to undiagnosed cases and doctored numbers. Places liek Africa, I dunno they have some routine with epidemics already so those numbers can be as accurate as European.
I don't trust US numbers either, too many rednecks, negers, religious, and generally low IQ people to do the right thing and seek out a doctor when they are ill. Also healthcare $$$$$$$.

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 01:28:56 [Preview] No.35431 del
Bolsonaro clashes with governors, including former allies Dória of São Paulo and agrarian strongman Caiado of Goiás, on the topic of lifting the lockdown, and extends it for one more week. Caiado openly stated his intention to defy federal orders. Bolsonaro's decision may be related to the failure of an earlier proposal to prevent workers from getting unemployed in exchange for lower payment. In broader terms that's not that bad, there's a Pseudoerasmus post about how that's preferrable to mass unemployment during a crisis. But it was convoluted, there were several changes and the project received a strong backlash. Now the lockdown lifting is also unpopular. The government has applied some level of welfare and stimulus but has been reluctant to draw further on the budget or special funds for this.

That money was already taken from you through taxation, you're just reclaiming it.

There may be large underreporting of deaths even in the First World.
>” Since the beginning of the month in Nembro we have had between 110 and 120 deaths. In the same period last year 14. This is enough to understand . ”
>” In nearby Caravaggio 50 against an average of 6 in previous years. Only 2 “officials” for Covid-19.”
>“70 people have died in Dalmine, including 2 officially for coronavirus. A year ago they had been 18.”
>Mayor Roberto Scarpellini – ” We have had 16 deceased people since February 27, of which 3 officially for Covid-19, but also others with very clear symptoms. Throughout 2019 there were 28 deaths ”

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 06:30:48 [Preview] No.35439 del
Today 87 people will die in cancer on the Hungary and 4 will commit suicide.

That's a very relative term. Even if it deviates with few thousands compared to the 21,166 we have now in it's scale it's fairly similar.
Those cases mentioned are individual ones we can go ahead and extrapolate it for the whole situation in Italy but will it be reliable?
And I'm not even sure what period they are talking about, some seem to imply as many died throughout the whole year.
It also sounds like those deaths they didn't catch because they weren't aware. This will cease and will catch most until this thing is going.
And then how many can die really? Can we also extrapolate that in similar interval those numbers will repeat again and again?

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 13:54:20 [Preview] No.35444 del
I'm starting to lose my patience over this shit. I dunno why.

I don't think it's a conspiracy. They just found something convenient to justify the cutbacks.

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 14:52:05 [Preview] No.35446 del
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Well that news site quarantined the shit out of me.

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 15:26:48 [Preview] No.35449 del
I can't find article about crocodile. Make screenshot of the first link.

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 15:44:06 [Preview] No.35450 del
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That's because BBC site is shit and uses JS to pin referenced article to the top, but doesn't include it straight in html.

Open US site? Got a GDPR ban
Open EU site? Got badly-written JS.
Open your door? Got coronavirus.

Such life in 2020.

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 16:01:05 [Preview] No.35451 del
Italy needs some crocks on the streets.

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 17:22:54 [Preview] No.35456 del
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I forgot. In that list of articles I found this tidbit. What's up with Germany and the 6 million?

Leaderboard will change soon btw.

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 18:14:12 [Preview] No.35458 del
>And I'm not even sure what period they are talking about
It's different periods but comparing the same period from one year to another, with the exception of Bagnatica (where Roberto Scarpellini was the source), where apparently it's a short period now compared to all of the past year ("In tutto il 2019") which only strengthens the comparison.
The deaths in the same period across several years should stay around an average, changed by random fluctuations and long-term trends. This year there are two more factors, deaths from overcrowding and the real death toll from the virus, reported and unreported. The sample size is too small (the article has more examples) but in time there will be more demographic data and statisticians should be able to run tests on this year's total fatality compared to the average and see if it is significant. From the looks of it there's a lot of undercounting, plus a lot of indirect deaths from an overcrowded medical system, which altogether mean the outbreak's lethality is higher than registered.

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:48:01 [Preview] No.35462 del
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>Is there any limit to the amount of money the Fed is willing to put into this economy to keep it afloat? Is it a blank check?
>"... Essentially, the answer to your question is no" Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell explains.

Pic is the amount of people who filled for unemployment in the US.
In Spain it is estimated that arroud 500.000 people will lose their job (I'm sorry I can't find the source right now)

On my personal life one of my semi-distant relatives got infected (she's 82) and some of my brother's friends have lost their grandparents to the virus.

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 19:51:30 [Preview] No.35464 del
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>On my personal life one of my semi-distant relatives got infected (she's 82) and some of my brother's friends have lost their grandparents to the virus.
I know that I tend to kick the shit with you since you're a lefty, but that is a pretty sad thing to hear, hope everything turns out well.

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:02:14 [Preview] No.35466 del
It's okay, I don't know her very well (I've only seen her like 2 times top) but it's still sad that someone in my family has it.

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 20:18:14 [Preview] No.35467 del
>” Since the beginning of the month in Nembro we have had between 110 and 120 deaths. In the same period last year 14. This is enough to understand . ”
It doesn't says if they were diagnosed or not.
>” In nearby Caravaggio 50 against an average of 6 in previous years. Only 2 “officials” for Covid-19.”
He compares an average to an actual number. How many were in that particular period last year? And before that, and before that, etc.
>“70 people have died in Dalmine, including 2 officially for coronavirus. A year ago they had been 18.”
A year ago maybe, but in previous years? It can fluctuate.

The Scarpellini quote is clear.

It's a loan.
They could redirect all those unemployed easily. They could be payed commenters, shillcommando to post whatever on the internets for money. A DDoS machine without the need of a botnet. Etc.

Bernd 03/26/2020 (Thu) 23:14:27 [Preview] No.35469 del
>It doesn't says if they were diagnosed or not.
The point is that total mortality from all causes rose sharply.
>He compares an average to an actual number. How many were in that particular period last year? And before that, and before that, etc.
Both an average and year-specific numbers are valid for this brief comparison, the yearly numbers are themselves the average plus fluctuations and long-term trends.

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:19:47 [Preview] No.35470 del
So, the economy is based on debt, most developed nations are heavily consumer reliant and the US at least is printing more money. All the while the virus will stop people consuming and it will also stop money flowing which business and individuals use to pay their debts. This isn't good.

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 02:50:11 [Preview] No.35471 del
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Well we will maybe reach weimar tier inflation.
Especially since the US economy is based on debt.

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 06:26:20 [Preview] No.35477 del
>printing more money
No. The money is "created" virtually. There's a bank account one fag opens it up in his terminal, write a 1 and a couple of 0s behind it.
Every time a state (especially the US) spends money, it creates it, and when it collects money (tax) it destroys it. The money flowing out from the budget is always new money, the paper bills and coins are just placeholders for them or tokens or whatever, these aren't the money themselves.
Does anyone actually know how much money is in use? How much is circulating? Noone has any idea. They can add or subtract as much from it as they want and noone will notice.
Banks creating new money all the time. There's a huge amount of loans (which are basically a promise that it's "value" will be produced in the future) and the economy runs so more loans can be given. Adding some more "nonexistent" money for the already nonexisting money is nothing.
>stop people consuming
Right now people still want to consume. They spend huge amounts in groceries and marts for foodstuff and tp and sanitizers and whatever. They just need to be given something to spend their money on, and ofc marketing needs to tell them they want to buy it.

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 07:09:23 [Preview] No.35478 del
There was promise of new ventilators. Where the fuck are they Bojo? Why are NHS staff wearing paper masks? What a mess.

How is everyone here coping? Anyone here optimistic?

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 07:12:53 [Preview] No.35479 del
I only care about one thing and it's awful

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 08:30:40 [Preview] No.35480 del
>Anyone here optimistic?

I get more money out of this and I would not actually mind watching the world burn so I'm optimistic. I don't think it will burn though but it will be interesting to see how the economy takes it, many are already losing their jobs. Maybe this will cause a new wave of political extremism, maybe we will have a civil war and a Neo-Socialist movement will seise power. Very unlikely but the worse the economy gets the more desperate people will become.

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 08:44:56 [Preview] No.35481 del
Imagine resting your face on those. Nothing in this world could worry me in that moment.

Sounds big. I hope this wakes people up a bit to realise we are way too dependent on china.

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 09:17:06 [Preview] No.35482 del
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You have to worry if you live in a big city, then you're fucked.

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 12:05:06 [Preview] No.35483 del
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Boris is pozzed

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 12:17:42 [Preview] No.35484 del
Printing trillions and trillions will just lead to inflation.

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 13:22:37 [Preview] No.35486 del
>How is everyone here coping?

I still don't worry much. Yes, virus is dangerous, but worries won't help anyway. Isolation and hygiene matters, but other things are purely not in your own control. So why worry?

>Anyone here optimistic?

No. Economical decline will be big, especially in Russia when oil hit economy hard already. But this is also isn't the end of the world.

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 14:04:20 [Preview] No.35488 del
This always makes me smile a little. We call fans ventilator.
Besides the aforementioned impatience I'm ok. I don't really care what will happen, we have to live and deal with the consequences even if it will be "bad", being anxious won't help. Tho that's not what prevents me become tense, I'm just wired that way. Tho I can imagine a few uncomfortable scenarios, but what can I do, I'm gonna deal. And if I die than it doesn't matter anyway does it.

Nod really. That money is invested, it is spent, there's a demand for it, and there will be. It's not just "hey we have moar cash".
The problem isn't with the cash, at least here. The problem is the falling of the production. Right now we (as in Hungary) are heading toward a resource, raw material shortage. Foreign goods arriving slowly so Hungarian factories and plants can't produce goods, which could lead them closing down, resulting shortages in finished products, so money cannot be spent. This will cause inflation, because there's nothing or way less stuff to spend on.
Yeah unemployment will suck, because everything related to tourism, hosting, entertainment is fucked for the year. But if production can be kept from the beginning of the production chain, everything will be fine. But for that the companies need money to buy the goods from those on the lower level on the production chain. If people don't buy from them, they won't have money, so the state have to intervene and give them money (can be subsidized by giving directly or leaving money at them indirectly with tax exemption for example).

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 17:29:39 [Preview] No.35491 del
>Imagine resting your face on those. Nothing in this world could worry me in that moment
Not even the pneumonic death or cytokine storm?

Bernd 03/27/2020 (Fri) 19:06:41 [Preview] No.35492 del
Bahahaha! If he dies, this really will be a shit show in UK.

I think UK is managing very poorly. Though I heard Spain are just sedating people until they die, very sad, would hate to be one of them.

Not even meteor headed to destroy earth

Bernd 03/28/2020 (Sat) 06:47:44 [Preview] No.35498 del
For two weeks we had partial curfew (no walking outside without a good reason, 9-12 only old people can do the shopping, young have to wait after that, etc.) starting today.

Bernd 03/28/2020 (Sat) 06:48:28 [Preview] No.35499 del
We have.

Bernd 03/28/2020 (Sat) 11:39:55 [Preview] No.35507 del
A guy just died of it not far from me. He was in his 20s. His wife now has to stay in the house with the kids under quarantine. Yet retards are still walking about not caring. I think this is going to kill a fuck ton of people here.

What UK should do:
1) Ban all public transport, if you can't walk to work or drive, quit
2) Ban retards leaving their property unless for work
3) Government fund delivery services to take shopping to doors
4) Government fund ventilator production
5) Spray everywhere down with disinfectant
6) Imprison those breaking lockdown

Bernd 03/28/2020 (Sat) 12:46:44 [Preview] No.35508 del
Every day you spend in solitary confinement makes you more weak and prone to get killed by the sniffles.
In fact, all this pandemic is about is that is a drill to test how much panic can be induced into people and to make them demand for more draconian measures, like you do.
If the deadliness of this pandemic would be real, a responsible gouvernement would enforce protective measures like mandatory masks, goggles and gloves for people so that they could go about their daily life and business safely.

Bernd 03/28/2020 (Sat) 14:44:37 [Preview] No.35509 del
it's too late. UK government not banning mass gatherings until last week allowed the virus to spread freely across the country and they didn't use the time they had to prepare for it. I don't get how the mathematicians they listened to so heavily underestimated the spread. Every Western country is fighting for enough resources, protection and ventilators.

Bernd 03/28/2020 (Sat) 14:58:12 [Preview] No.35510 del
So chloroquine and hydroxychloroquine might or might not help since there was one skewed trial, but many are conducted to we will no more soon.

>beginning of what is sure to be a difficult time.
Oh no westerners won't have money to buy two iThingies per an months.
>I, too, am in denial about the current situation to a certain extent
Ie. he doesn't know what will happen.
>Was it the correct decision to do so now?
>I don't know.
He really is honest, and keeps to this in the article.
>These measures are still quite new, but most people will have grasped it. There will always be some people who are incorrigible.
Oh yeah.
>How much longer will we be able to keep up with testing in Germany?
>At some point, this won't be possible anymore. We're simply not able to increase our testing capacity as quickly as the number of cases rises.
Oh yeah, this can be a problem. I see news about new tests, even fast, 5-12 minute ones. But will be enough available as the demand grows? Italy tests less (as the article says) because they know they have not enough capacity, I saw criticism on Index that we don't test enough, but what if we running out and can't when it needed? All those negative tests are depleting it.
Okay, this is a long article I'll restrain myself commenting every interesting line I see.
Read it, worth it.

Bernd 03/28/2020 (Sat) 15:28:03 [Preview] No.35513 del
Quite frankly, what needs to happen is social responsibility like in rats or ants. When there is a spreader misbehaving, he is killed and removed by the larger group. It was perfectly acceptable in the past to do it to gays, quite frankly I think spreading a deadly virus is a far greater crime.

Bernd 03/28/2020 (Sat) 16:51:17 [Preview] No.35514 del
If they would started with the most draconian measures, the whole thing would have ended by now. Quarantine works, it helps stop spreading diseases.
I see you look for conspiratorial narrative behind the whole thing, I won't argue against that since it's a rabbit hole.
I agree with enforcing protective measures, since they also part of the aforementioned measures - I don't know how you make your judgement which part of these measures serve the drilling of people and which aren't maybe you are a lobbyist of the companies which produces these, probably caused the whole thing for profit. However the supply of protective equipment is not endless, and probably we have far less than the needed amount. They also have to be constantly rotated, disinfected those which can be, others discarded safely and use a new one.

Bernd 03/28/2020 (Sat) 19:02:42 [Preview] No.35515 del
actual dead in FluHan = 40 000

>Since the start of the week, seven large funeral homes in Wuhan have been handing out the cremated remains of around 500 people to their families every day, suggesting that far more people died than ever made the official statistics.
>Caixin.com reported that 5,000 urns had been delivered by a supplier to the Hankou Funeral Home in one day alone -- double the official number of deaths.
>Funeral homes have informed families that they will try to complete cremations before the traditional grave-tending festival of Qing Ming on April 5, which would indicate a 12-day process beginning on March 23.
>Such an estimate would mean that 42,000 urns would be given out during that time.

Bernd 03/29/2020 (Sun) 07:54:24 [Preview] No.35522 del
Yesterday was the first day of shopping restrictions.
Between 9-12 only 65+ costumers can make the purchases. To quite a few places however very few 65+ people go shopping (for various reasons), so these stores were almost empty the whole time. Some people expressed the opinion that different hours should be designated and two hours is enough.
At one grocery outraged pensioners attacked the security guard because he didn't let them in after 12.

Bernd 03/29/2020 (Sun) 15:38:16 [Preview] No.35527 del
Took a stroll in the woods. So many people. Old and young and families and dogs, one after another. I approve, if something they can do for their health in general this is. It's just they cut my train of thoughts at every 200 meters.
If I'd gone farther, just through the hills and follow the more neglected forestry paths tops, otherwise in the bush, I guess it would have been calmer. But was ok.
They are out there due to the corona, everywhere the news says people are allowed and encouraged to walk in the nature, now that they can't go elsewhere.

Bernd 03/29/2020 (Sun) 17:46:15 [Preview] No.35528 del
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So, next week in Moscow will be more quarantined than planned. First Sobyanin said that older people will be in self-isolation mode, others must stay home except when they work in some critical sphere (including shops though).

Now they say that everyone must stay at home in self-isolation, although going to shops for food is allowed. Moving into/outside Moscow is allowed too. Distance between people must be few meters etc etc.

There is still unknown how this will be enforced though. I guess they've seen that first "quarantine" weekend ended with nothing, because people still go out, so they decided to make it stricter.

Bernd 03/29/2020 (Sun) 18:57:03 [Preview] No.35529 del
Yeah, right now those are the standard procedures. I'm reading on Index that the one in Moscow will be stricter than here. Managing better are we?
>how this will be enforced
Here the govt relies on the people feeling of responsibility and discipline. Goes surprisingly smooth, at least the little slice I see.

I heard ambulances here got tests they can use in the field . It uses blood (they prick finger with a needle like for sugar tests) and not oral swab, takes 10 minutes and more accurate than the one they used up until now and take three days.
The source I heard this is reliable but I have a weird feeling about this. I'm not sure I can explain it well.
So I can't find a news about the implementation of the new test, or if we have one at all and if yes where is it came from. I read we got bout 30 tons of crap from China to help, but the news says these are masks, clothing and ventilators. This test sounds just too idyllic. Like a placebo, they might tell this to people they called to so they stay calm. But why would they? Because all the effort is either useless and everyone will get the disease and they don't want panic, since most people will be fine - granny will die tho -, or the situation is way exaggerated and they can say safely to people they have no corona, when these call the ambulance with flu- or pneumonia-like symptoms. So basically I'm writing now a conspiracy theory, I cannot give a reason behind the whole thing, so about that I wouldn't speculate. But this test thing smells like a con to me.
I also hear stuff from people who aren't even into conspiracy theories, from "normal" people, stuff like the numbers are doctored and stuff like that, similar what I can read on imageboards. So the situation is definitely weird and getting on the nerve of people. Last week I got shouted at shop that too many customers in there I have to got out and wait outside. The clerk really overreacted. So basically what I already said, people either dead calm or nervous.

Bernd 03/30/2020 (Mon) 15:09:24 [Preview] No.35551 del
>I'm reading on Index that the one in Moscow will be stricter than here.

They even want to create "smart system" to control the movement. Some sources say that it will be qr-code that you gets on official Moscow site (mos.ru) that would contain information about your address and work (if you are permitted to go to work). And police patrols may check it when they see you. They still didn't launch it.

Still don't see any police on streets from window, although my house sits inside a block, so there is no mass traffic.

It is interesting that shadow renting is a big thing here - if no one reported to authorities, you wouldn't pay taxes from it. But this measure will allow to easily track non-owners in flats. Government tried to combat this for years, but now coronavirus helps, especially in times when money is a problem - there is another set of new taxes here btw.

>I also hear stuff from people who aren't even into conspiracy theories, from "normal" people, stuff like the numbers are doctored and stuff like that, similar what I can read on imageboards

Considering that media speaks only about coronavirus in 24/7, it is not surprising at all. At some point hype will be over though, and people would stop care.

Bernd 03/30/2020 (Mon) 15:18:46 [Preview] No.35552 del
Also interesting article: https://www.jsatonotes.com/2020/03/if-i-were-north-americaneuropeanaustral.html

Some Japanese guy analyzed statistic and news about BCG vaccine (classic tuberculosis vaccine) and found that regions that has mandatory vaccination less impacted by coronavirus. It is also noticeable that people from age cohorts that didn't get vaccinated or were vaccinated long ago (old people mostly) had more problems with virus.

He also found different articles from past that show that BCG is overall good for immunity. Some vaccine strains (Soviet and Japanese) may be more effective than others because they contain some specific proteins.

Bernd 03/30/2020 (Mon) 16:50:45 [Preview] No.35555 del
You all gonna get a chip in your brains with a remote in Putin's hand. Newest invention of Russian robotics. Working and tax paying bio-robots.

I think people try to tailor pieces together, it's a jumble of information, many times contradictory with each other, and there's their own experiences, what they see and hear from their acquaintances. There are curious stuff, for example what I wrote, or that hospitals and medical wards were ordered to stop working, only the most urgent cases are looked after, even tho the freed capacity isn't needed for corona patients (and new ad hoc hospitals are set up for them anyway).

I heard this too. However the places with BCG, Easter Euro and Russia, are one phase behind with the spread. But will check the link.

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>Some sources say that it will be qr-code that you gets on official Moscow site (mos.ru) that would contain information about your address and work

Bernd 03/30/2020 (Mon) 19:43:06 [Preview] No.35562 del
Now that we are talking about work.
I had a chat with a couple of acquaintances working to big western companies (factories) and they said the amount of tasks went up because the plants in Western Urp are closed down, and there people sent home to sit out the epidemic.
How nice of them. They let the Eastern Euro filth die next to the asm lines while they keep afloat the companies with their work. Very good division of labour.

Bernd 03/30/2020 (Mon) 19:55:07 [Preview] No.35563 del
*working for

Bernd 03/31/2020 (Tue) 06:23:49 [Preview] No.35567 del
wut is going on hungarobernd

Bernd 03/31/2020 (Tue) 09:40:35 [Preview] No.35568 del
I give Orban a maximum of 1 year before his ass is grass.

Bernd 03/31/2020 (Tue) 10:52:19 [Preview] No.35569 del
Some interesting things I heard from my uncle, not that I believe them. He says China is putting holes in the masks they make to spread the virus, gangs of Chinamen are roving the Australian countryside buying masks and toilet paper so nobody else can and that the deaths in Italy are grossly inflated because now whenever an old person dies the bureaucracy labels it as COVID-19 related so they get extra funding.

Bernd 03/31/2020 (Tue) 13:20:17 [Preview] No.35570 del
That was a scandal last week. Because they wanted to introduce that early. Opposition says they would support it if it had en actual expiration date not the vague "as long as the crisis is going". The vote was a 2/3 one, and the Fidesz has that so passed easily, without any opposition support.
As of now about 75% of the population (voters?) are fine with how the govt. is doing right now with the epidemic.
I can't guess what will this lead to. I don't think the EU would take it lightly if one of the member states left the democratic principles and turned into a dictatorship. Tho as of now it is questionable what could Brussels do.

Sounds a but far fetched, tho that Italian trick, I believe such thing can happen.

Bernd 03/31/2020 (Tue) 14:07:59 [Preview] No.35572 del
Okay I found source we are getting 2,5 million quick test. No info how much we got already, or how precise it is.

Bernd 03/31/2020 (Tue) 14:08:28 [Preview] No.35573 del
From China.

Bernd 03/31/2020 (Tue) 14:20:39 [Preview] No.35574 del
Also found source for the ambulance doing tests with blood from finger.
Both article was on the governmental website designed and designated to publish news related to the epidemic. They are in Hungarian as usual but for the sake of documenting here:
Both dated to the 30th.

Bernd 03/31/2020 (Tue) 17:39:46 [Preview] No.35576 del
Hah, engineers are getting sick so we are being told to expect blackouts.

Bernd 03/31/2020 (Tue) 17:55:03 [Preview] No.35577 del
I don't get it. How?
With a population of 67 million how many electricians you have? 100?
Besides most corona cases doing fine, these can work. They can be quarantined in generator rooms or wherever with a bunch of spare circuit breakers and wiring and spanners, and they can do their job if needed.

Bernd 03/31/2020 (Tue) 19:07:22 [Preview] No.35580 del
>I don't get it. How?
Basically, we switched to renewable energy source, men with stronk legs run in wheels to turn generator.

Bernd 03/31/2020 (Tue) 19:12:40 [Preview] No.35582 del
Sounds efficient. You just add bangers and mash and they can go on all day.

Bernd 04/01/2020 (Wed) 04:44:11 [Preview] No.35594 del
Bolsonaro is betting everything on large-scale chloroquine usage.

>deaths in Italy are grossly inflated because now whenever an old person dies the bureaucracy labels it as COVID-19 related so they get extra funding.
Municipal records show the opposite of that, there's a large increase in mortality of which only a fraction is registered as caused by coronavirus.

Bernd 04/01/2020 (Wed) 13:24:19 [Preview] No.35598 del
I've heard the BCJ TB vaccine is also supposed to help protect against coronavirus.

Bernd 04/01/2020 (Wed) 14:51:44 [Preview] No.35599 del
BCGee. But yes, talk is, it might help. But far from sure.

Bernd 04/01/2020 (Wed) 15:31:16 [Preview] No.35600 del
Mongol doc explaining how your pimp corona suffocates you. It is an American friendly video, he uses a language so they can understand too.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4J0d59dd-qM [Embed]

Bernd 04/01/2020 (Wed) 18:44:28 [Preview] No.35602 del
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That little news blew the fuse for several EU bureaucrat. Some EPP representatives want the Fidesz out of their alliance. Others suggest boycotting Hungary politically, denying talks with Hungarian diplomats.
Additional information:
The bill says the government can only take shortcuts in issues related to the situation the epidemic created, and they are supervised by the Parliament. Ofc this doesn't mean much with the Fidesz-KDNP has the 2/3 of the members in the Parliament. Which leads to the next point.
With the 2/3 they can get through any laws they want and they aren't shy doing so. It happened that a law they wanted to vote on was unconstitutional, but instead of changing the law they tailored the constitution with their 2/3 to fit the purposed law.
Following this reasoning this bill they passed is just acknowledging the fact, that Orbán do whatever he wants.

Meanwhile Soros offered bunch of moneys to whomever.

Bernd 04/02/2020 (Thu) 02:31:45 [Preview] No.35604 del
ecuador is fucking kill

Bernd 04/02/2020 (Thu) 05:31:01 [Preview] No.35605 del
That video is so smol.
They placing the dead to the streets?
And they just die wherever?

Bernd 04/02/2020 (Thu) 06:58:29 [Preview] No.35606 del
what is happening in south america buddy? there was talk that it had mutated. I know it is killing many homeless worldwide. Is this just footage of homeless dying in the streets?

Bernd 04/02/2020 (Thu) 12:41:21 [Preview] No.35609 del
I read that now it has eight strains or something.

Bernd 04/03/2020 (Fri) 14:10:15 [Preview] No.35636 del
No, they're either paid to fake their death or are just crashing due to their lack of energy.

Bernd 04/03/2020 (Fri) 14:17:29 [Preview] No.35637 del
Now I'm wondering if that dude who inquired about faking own death was a paid corona death faker.

Bernd 04/03/2020 (Fri) 17:33:55 [Preview] No.35638 del
Liechtenstein asked Switzerland to send some soldiers of the hospital unit to help their hospital to deal with extra influx of sick people. I interpret this as Swiss invasion of Liechtenstein. Liechtenstein itself doesn't have an army and Switzerland isn't responsible for their protection, just for their border to Austria. It's not the first time Swiss soldiers march on Liechtenstein soil, once a unit lost their way and marched into Liechtenstein.

They used to have an army when they were still part of the German empire, but abolished their own army 150 years ago. In the last conflict they were involved with between Austria-Hungary and Prussia they joined the cause of Austria-Hungary and went to a battle in Italy with their whole army consisting of 80 men. They came back with 81 men, because some random Italian dude joined them.

Bernd 04/03/2020 (Fri) 18:47:39 [Preview] No.35639 del
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Reminds me.

>I have no time for this
Meanwhile I'm just gaze at the double standard of Index. Yesterday they wrote flamed Bolsonaro in a long winded article that he does nothing, Brazilia is literally North Korea and Tajikistan. Next to this article there was a brief one that in Sweden some old people died in a retirement home and now they forbid visitation of such places. Today they published another article that how calmly Sweden prepares and how viable might be their choice to trust in herd immunity, they don't even question them stopping mass testing - while elsewhere criticize the Hungarian government not doing it. Well yeah, Sweden is the example on pedestal they can't just bash it.

Bernd 04/03/2020 (Fri) 19:17:27 [Preview] No.35640 del
This lockdown shit is getting annoying. I was working in a field the other day and the police kept stopping next to the field and staring at me. I'm sure they were taking pictures too. Fuckers.

Bernd 04/03/2020 (Fri) 19:30:24 [Preview] No.35641 del
They should be glad someone is working. Their wage has to be produced somehow.
If you have time tomorrow is Movie Corner.

Bernd 04/04/2020 (Sat) 00:40:31 [Preview] No.35644 del
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I've been using this quarantine to fast in the meantime
I'm on day 4, planning to finish it after the end of easter week but the food mom makes smells the more delicious with each day.
I also get temptations to cook food after fasting, will see if I get to cook some blinis

Bernd 04/04/2020 (Sat) 06:30:42 [Preview] No.35645 del
I bet many use it to feast. Turns out they don't even need the stash they amassed so now they consume it all. No matter they might need it on the long run but lacking patience, seeing that everything is relatively okay makes them careless.

Bernd 04/04/2020 (Sat) 11:04:04 [Preview] No.35649 del
>If you have time tomorrow is Movie Corner.
A global pandemic couldn't keep me away!

Bernd 04/04/2020 (Sat) 11:21:31 [Preview] No.35650 del
And tomorrow evening the Queen will give a speech.

Bernd 04/04/2020 (Sat) 13:21:16 [Preview] No.35651 del
witch queen?

Bernd 04/04/2020 (Sat) 13:22:54 [Preview] No.35652 del

Bernd 04/05/2020 (Sun) 11:27:57 [Preview] No.35657 del
Since tourism is down the drain, owners spare where they can. A resort allowed a herd of sheep onto the premises to keep the lawn in check instead of employing gardeners.

Bernd 04/05/2020 (Sun) 18:37:10 [Preview] No.35664 del
After the 'do you want me to coof on you, george?' bit, I wondered if anyone had tried it yet.

>A MAN claiming to have contracted coronavirus threatened to cough on Police during a bizarre attack on staff at a shop in Dublin.

>A man has been jailed for 24 weeks after coughing and sneezing towards police officers while drunkenly flouting lockdown rules.

>Criminals continue to use coronavirus as a weapon against police after four thugs are jailed for spitting, coughing or sneezing on officers during lockdown

Bernd 04/05/2020 (Sun) 19:51:26 [Preview] No.35667 del
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Haven't heard if there's been a change in testing or counting but the daily increase shot up by a lot. The spread is comprehensive, the hinterland won't be spared.

Bernd 04/06/2020 (Mon) 20:30:49 [Preview] No.35692 del
Bolsonaro nearly sacked Health Minister Mandetta but backed down.

Bernd Board volunteer 04/06/2020 (Mon) 20:51:56 [Preview] No.35693 del
And that Russian guy in England is very ill.

In other news:
>8 strain and thousands of mutations
On the Hungary we have several strains.

Bernd 04/06/2020 (Mon) 20:53:54 [Preview] No.35694 del
Haha, forgot I logged in to remove spam from the premises.

Anyway some 460 000 Chinese firm went out of business in the past couple of months.

Bernd 04/07/2020 (Tue) 06:56:45 [Preview] No.35702 del

He's going to die but at least he's not worried about the virus. With the thousands that are dying it only makes sense he should die with them.

Well, off to go burn some more chink towers.

Bernd 04/07/2020 (Tue) 07:42:30 [Preview] No.35703 del
hahaha! my fucking sides!

>Mulan (2020)
>Budget:$200,000,000 (estimated)
>Cumulative Worldwide Gross: $874

Bernd 04/07/2020 (Tue) 10:44:57 [Preview] No.35704 del
I wonder what Anarchists think of all of this.

Bernd 04/07/2020 (Tue) 13:13:16 [Preview] No.35705 del
From $874 Ebola could be shot.

Bernd 04/07/2020 (Tue) 14:18:25 [Preview] No.35706 del
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817 diagnosed cases. Map is the distribution by county. With 345 darkest red blob in the middle of the red blob in the middle is Budapest.
The caveat of the map is that this shows their registered place of residency and not where they were diagnosed (and then kept in quarantine).

Bernd 04/07/2020 (Tue) 19:58:59 [Preview] No.35709 del
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Now the world economy is starting to fall apart we are going to see who are the ant countries and who are the grasshoppers.


Damn Netherlands, sorry.

Bernd 04/07/2020 (Tue) 20:09:22 [Preview] No.35710 del
Well, HUF falls compared to Euro and other currencies. It started before this thing arrived. But the negative reactions in the EU for the Orbán "takeover" sure didn't help. The govt. is planning the new budget and the recovery effort, but who knows if it will be effective.
Also we have to work since western overloards needs to finance their migrants from something.
What is self-sufficiency ratio?

Bernd 04/07/2020 (Tue) 20:24:37 [Preview] No.35712 del
>What is self-sufficiency ratio?
It's basically how much you can feed yourself. As the corona happenings really take hold you will see a rise in price for foreign imported foods. So the food people will be able to afford is what is home grown. Hungry-sama, you can feed yourself one and a half times over. You could actually get fat while Norway-kun starves.

Bernd 04/07/2020 (Tue) 20:28:29 [Preview] No.35713 del
Haha, fugging Norway and their Soros sponsored NGOs.
How can Australia be self-sufficient? It's a desert with boongs and NEETs and murderous wildlife. And they have only one Primitive Technology dude.

Bernd 04/08/2020 (Wed) 00:50:31 [Preview] No.35715 del
It's not all a desert, it's a big place as well, we produce three times as much food as out population requires and we can acquire pretty much all our resources internally(but maybe not oil, we do produce it but I'm not sure if we produce enough).

Also, we don't(or didn't) actually have that many NEETs, they are just quite vocal on image-boards. Unemployment was about 5%.

Bernd 04/08/2020 (Wed) 01:19:22 [Preview] No.35716 del
Also, it may be that AusNEETS gives the impression that many are NEETS but most them on that board seem to actually have jobs.

Bernd 04/08/2020 (Wed) 02:56:29 [Preview] No.35717 del
Yes, and I'm sure a certain percentage of the oil you produce is drunk. I wonder if Australia should switch to maize ethanol fuel production. It can be more safely drunk and there is plenty of sunshine there.
Also don't forget you also have lots of sheep and wine. Not a bad place to ride out the zombie apocalypse.

Bernd 04/08/2020 (Wed) 11:27:53 [Preview] No.35723 del
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Wow, just got a letter from gubmint telling me to stay indoors and wash my hands.

Bernd 04/08/2020 (Wed) 13:02:54 [Preview] No.35725 del
And now the whole thing burnt down. It's part desert, part ashes.

>have jobs.
They are working wanking from home.

>a certain percentage of the oil you produce is drunk

Oh it's in Welsh.
My compatriots on /turul/ posted a google survey how the habits of Hungarians changed, where they spend their times. It's less shops and restaurants and cinemas ofc, what interesting is, that while in Budapest people tend to stay at home, in the country people spend lots of time outside in parks and nature. We have persistent nice sunny weather (I miss rain, the soil is too dry), so I understand why they prefer it. Here too the woods are full of people.

Bernd 04/08/2020 (Wed) 13:15:21 [Preview] No.35726 del
You Welsh and your sheep...

Bernd 04/08/2020 (Wed) 17:34:17 [Preview] No.35729 del

Bernd 04/09/2020 (Thu) 20:23:09 [Preview] No.35784 del
Holy fuck, it kills kot!


Bernd, keep your cats indoors.

Bernd 04/09/2020 (Thu) 20:51:33 [Preview] No.35785 del
Yeah, I heard about dogs. It's a possibility since coronas can be found in animals. Wasn't a bat that started it?

Today was an unusual-usual day. Tomorrow is Great Friday, holiday, everything will be closed an shiet. So today I saw the same traffic on the roads liek before this epidemic. Everyone coming and going. Running around to arrange everything before the long weekend.
In the country several touristy spots asking people to stay home (people keep going outside in the sunshine and fresh air, into nature) and ordering closing down everything locally.

Bernd 04/10/2020 (Fri) 00:46:33 [Preview] No.35786 del
But can it transmit to other animals and back to humans? It would be hilarious if society shut down for 6 months with everybody hiding in their homes to stop it, only to come out again and be infected by whatever animal they come in contact with and have it start all over again.

Bernd 04/10/2020 (Fri) 09:26:04 [Preview] No.35808 del
This sounds not good:
So even those who went through it, might have to go through it again. Also if true, vaccines are useless.

Orbán says we might need 8000 ventilators, we have 2000:
Also he "uses" Austria as a lab, they are one step forward, everything happens here, happens first there. So we can see first if what they do is effective, adopt those which are, do otherwise if not. Very handy.

In other - but related - news: Chinese flooded the markets with useless masks, by the end of February their factories churned out 116 million masks per day, most of them no better and toilet paper. Now their govt. introduced quality control and stop those transports from getting exported which fail this.
Two links, I haven't read them in their entirety (first ofc is in Hungarian, the second one however contains more politics):

Bernd 04/11/2020 (Sat) 18:55:03 [Preview] No.35840 del
Hey hungarybernd, heard that Orbán is blaming the major of Budapest for the new cases, but that actually the major asked for tests before but Orbán didn't help. Is there something I'm missing?

Bernd 04/11/2020 (Sat) 18:59:45 [Preview] No.35842 del
Yeah, the mayor is from the opposition. So basically this is just part of the usual internal politics, and "no u" blameshifting.

Bernd 04/12/2020 (Sun) 17:53:23 [Preview] No.35866 del
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Bernd 04/13/2020 (Mon) 08:48:39 [Preview] No.35885 del
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I can only watch so much of that, subtle as grinding iron

Bernd 04/13/2020 (Mon) 08:52:18 [Preview] No.35886 del
Yeah, it wasn't much funny yesterday.

Bernd 04/13/2020 (Mon) 08:57:59 [Preview] No.35887 del
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But you know what is funny?
Joe Biden!

Bernd 04/13/2020 (Mon) 09:02:16 [Preview] No.35888 del
He's getting senile?

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He's quacking crazy

Bernd 04/13/2020 (Mon) 09:16:20 [Preview] No.35890 del
Would be nice to have him as new President.

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Looks like Ireland managed to avoid the pandemic at least. Lucky them

Bernd 04/14/2020 (Tue) 06:01:39 [Preview] No.35908 del
They have liek 10000 diagnosed cases. Considering their population (6 and a half mil) that's a lot compared to similar sized countries.

Btw soon reaching 2 mil GET.

Bernd 04/14/2020 (Tue) 16:22:17 [Preview] No.35914 del
How is mortality rate counted?
They said corona mortality rate is like 2% or something, but when I look at statistics, Poland for example, I get 617 cured and 251 deaths. That's like 30% of people who got the virus eventualy dieded. Other countries and world in total has similar rate.

Bernd 04/14/2020 (Tue) 16:45:59 [Preview] No.35915 del
They pulling numbers out of their asses.
I think that 2% or something is a very old data, when we still thought only China has it.
To be honest we are still in the beginning, who knows what developments will follow. We're gonna get the actual rate when the whole thing dies down. But is it an actual mortality rate? People are treated, helped to stay alive, given fighting chance (supposedly), we dunno what would be the normal, natural rate without intervention.
Also we don't know how many actual infected are out there, only a part of them gets diagnosed. This skews the number. And those are getting diagnosed who have more serious symptoms, since they are the ones, who seek medical help. In the beginning via "contact mapping" (or whatever) they tried to find possible infected, and diagnosed seemingly healthy people, but now that infected are popping up everywhere contact research is useless, basically anyone can be infected. So now only the obviously sick gets diagnosed, and most probably those, who are seriously sick. With high fever and shit like that. For them pneumonia is a real possibility and the next step if they can keep it up with strength. The weak - the old, with other illnesses and most notably cardiovascular ones (fatsos) - get tired out, and put on ventilator. Half of them will die.

Bernd 04/14/2020 (Tue) 20:10:25 [Preview] No.35926 del
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I was trying to make a funny itt. I have sadly failed

>Btw soon reaching 2 mil GET.

Bernd 04/14/2020 (Tue) 21:48:36 [Preview] No.35929 del

Bernd 04/14/2020 (Tue) 21:57:03 [Preview] No.35932 del
if I read this right, number of new cases are dropping slightly

Bernd 04/14/2020 (Tue) 22:05:33 [Preview] No.35933 del
For now they are.

Bernd 04/15/2020 (Wed) 05:50:58 [Preview] No.35936 del
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No, I got the joke. It just made me looking up their statistics.
I also joked with the 2 M GET. /sp/ gets all the gets anyway.

Also you can see that the recovered and dead ratio is 1:2 which would be horrendous. So those who will live - the majority - just haven't recovered yet.

Bernd 04/18/2020 (Sat) 21:06:08 [Preview] No.36024 del
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Here is the "World" "Health" "Organization" of 2020.

Bernd 04/20/2020 (Mon) 15:43:23 [Preview] No.36083 del
So, it happens. Thousands in Vladikavkaz (North Ossetia) protesting against lockdown. Some of them deny existence of virus, some just dissatisfied with loss of work and income because lockdown.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FoN-0hGC8oE [Embed]


Bernd 04/20/2020 (Mon) 15:55:52 [Preview] No.36085 del
Oh I remember that one. That is funny. Let's pretend a country doesn't exist because we consume another one's shit and that makes that one very important. It's not just WHO.

Well that's pretty much cancels social distancing. They could just be let working instead.

Bernd 04/20/2020 (Mon) 18:04:37 [Preview] No.36087 del
Truly the descendants of the Alans and Goths.

Bernd 04/20/2020 (Mon) 18:14:29 [Preview] No.36088 del
>North Ossetia = Southern Russia
this isn't recognized internationally

Bernd 04/20/2020 (Mon) 18:17:14 [Preview] No.36089 del
You're thinking of South Ossetia.

Bernd 04/20/2020 (Mon) 18:26:35 [Preview] No.36090 del
freedom to the Aryan people of Alania and their Pagan religion of Assianism

Bernd 04/20/2020 (Mon) 18:28:27 [Preview] No.36091 del
29.4% of the population is Assian, eh?

Bernd 04/20/2020 (Mon) 20:43:55 [Preview] No.36104 del
Four states in the north and northeast (Amazonas, Pará, Ceará and Pernambuco) are running out of ICU beds.

Bernd 04/21/2020 (Tue) 05:22:52 [Preview] No.36115 del
Also reaching flu-like death toll globally. With these restrictive measures, so this would be more deadly. It also reaps mostly in the First World.

Bernd 04/21/2020 (Tue) 05:44:32 [Preview] No.36117 del

It causes black face in chinamen! We are living in a fucking novel rn.

Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 10:19:26 [Preview] No.36168 del
Right, I think it's predictions time.

1) There will be no vaccine. Corona viruses mutate too much. Maybe if it had been contained properly to begin with but it's fucked now. As such, there is also no immunity. Doctors will keep catching it until they die and you will be left to fight for yourselves.

2) This is going to lead to an all out financial depression once people realise it's never fucking going away and most businesses fail.

3) Food price is going to sky rocket. Over populated countries, as in more people than food produced are going to become new third world. They can't stop working either because they need the money for over priced food so highest death toll. Norway first to collapse.

4) A new wave of fascist nationalism is going to rise among most countries to obliterate China.

5) There will be no 'going back to normal' for at least another generation if ever.

As I said before, begin growing food and securing yourself now because this ride never ends.

Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 11:06:06 [Preview] No.36169 del
>There will be no vaccine.
This is correct; only in that there also is no coronavirus.
>2) This is going to lead to an all out financial depression once people realise it's never fucking going away and most businesses fail.
Most people are completely paranoid about the virus already, thus the economy already is collapsing.
>3) Food price is going to sky rocket. Over populated countries, as in more people than food produced are going to become new third world. They can't stop working either because they need the money for over priced food so highest death toll. Norway first to collapse.
>4) A new wave of fascist nationalism is going to rise among most countries to obliterate China.
Correct, but China will win the war as CSTO will always back China over NATO. They might as well annex Australia and NZ already, and Cuba is still run by the Castros, so China will get a foothold in North America, and probably massacre the south, and because of American views on miscegenation, the south might as well become racially Chinese due to all the rape by millions of Chinese soldiers.
>5) There will be no 'going back to normal' for at least another generation if ever.
It has nothing to do with the fake virus.
You're literally part of the problem here by propagating a sort of Chinese scare, hell is wrong with you? This is literally less of a problem than syphilis in the 16th century, or the fake Spanish flu. The west is already accusing it of being a Chinese bioweapon and China is already accusing it of being an American bioweapon. People will forget about the virus existing eventually, all that matters is that China, NK and CSTO will fuck everyone up.

Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 11:27:55 [Preview] No.36170 del
>2) This is going to lead to an all out financial depression once people realise it's never fucking going away and most businesses fail.

Actually that would fix the economy. It's uncertainty and the procedures that are being put in place to contain the virus that are causing the economic downturn. If they just gave up none of that would be an issue and it's only really old people dying anyway, they have no economic value, in fact if anything they are damaging to the economy.

Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 11:34:25 [Preview] No.36171 del
It's because they're spending so much money to fake it in the first place.

Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 14:13:36 [Preview] No.36172 del
>It's uncertainty and the procedures that are being put in place to contain the virus that are causing the economic downturn.
Depression started before the epidemic, this wankery what you write makes the whole thing way worse.

>there also is no coronavirus

Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 14:22:35 [Preview] No.36174 del
No it didn't. The stock market crashed on the 20th of Febuary. That's after the virus started spreading.

Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 14:27:11 [Preview] No.36175 del
Depression doesn't start with stock market crash. There's a buildup beforehand.
They telling it for years now (at least two years now, I remember it from 2018) that the next depression is coming about 2020.

Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 14:34:59 [Preview] No.36177 del
People say such things all the time.

Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 14:40:06 [Preview] No.36181 del
The coronavirus is a hoax, it doesn't exist. Viruses or germs can't infect people, the germ theory was proven false a century ago.

Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 15:40:40 [Preview] No.36187 del
>Viruses or germs can't infect people
Awesome! I was a little concerned about HIV before but now I guess there's no reason not to be gay!

Bernd 04/23/2020 (Thu) 16:33:48 [Preview] No.36188 del
So viruses, bacteria, fungi, prions and shit do exist, but they don't cause illnesses?

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 10:41:51 [Preview] No.36208 del
AIDS is caused by a vaccine, not HIV. The reason not to be gay is because it's fucking disgusting, it's an abomination unto Man.
They're used in a detox procedure because toxins are what cause illnesses. Antibacterial drugs intentionally cripple the detox pocedure by destroying the bacteria, which is what causes disease to flourish.
Cancer is caused by toxins from the industrial revolution combined with modern germ-theory medical science.
Hormones are also fake, and "hormone testing" is just testing bacterial levels.

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 13:53:39 [Preview] No.36209 del
And where the toxins come from?
>Antibacterial drugs [...] destroying the bacteria
They do.

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 16:28:01 [Preview] No.36211 del
Petrol, diesels, computers, radio etc., which is why Wuhan looked so bad, since it's such an industrialised city.
>They do
And that's a bad thing.

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 16:47:44 [Preview] No.36214 del
And when there were no petrol, diesel, computers, radio, etc. yet?
>And that's a bad thing.
Yes, even by normie standards. After certain courses of antibiotics it is recommended to help regenerating intestinal flora with kefir and yogurt.

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 17:34:34 [Preview] No.36215 del
I've just heard Denmark passed a law that people can be forced to vaccinated (against anything, not just corona).

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 17:35:01 [Preview] No.36216 del
Heh, I wanted to ask if this is true, but forgot to add.

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 18:49:09 [Preview] No.36218 del
What has Victor Orbán's view been over the scope of virus control? Last I heard, migrants were fenced fairly well, but that was regarding early 2019.

Fauci was supposedly meeting with a mid-south state governor here. The tipping point will eventually become realized as states begin rolling out "phases" in re-opening the country. Death certificates can be changed in hospitals to C-19, no matter the underlying conditions. $35k for treatment by those without insurance, hospitals get funded potentially $50k per death certificate changed. Mandatory masks are required at mainstream business location, including temperature checks for some at the entrance pertaining to employees.

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 19:42:19 [Preview] No.36219 del
>virus control
Stay home, go out only if justifiable, work from home if possible, schools closed, remote classes, 9-12 only 65+ can go shopping. Mayors have some control what they allow or not, for example at Budapest now masks are mandatory for using public transportation.
No doctors visit if it's not absolute necessary, medical procedures only in for the most urgent cases. New temporary hospitals were set up, quarantines.
Btw quarantines, beside the diagnosed cases, ten times many are in mandatory at home, they get checked on regularly by the police.
There maybe other stuff.
Next weekend we'll get new regulations.

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 19:44:16 [Preview] No.36220 del
Oh forgot.
Borders were closed, only goods transports allowed. Corridor was made for Romanians so they can return home. Right now I'm not sure what's going on this front.

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 19:46:46 [Preview] No.36221 del
From elements found in coal, etc., which is what caused the black death, with piled bodies in wells by jews thrown in for measure.
Read Aajonus Vonderplanitz.
I really don't know, it was just announced, but I never got any vaccine, and probably won't. We'll see if they invade my house or whatever.

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 20:14:28 [Preview] No.36223 del
You went to a Steiner school.

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 20:30:17 [Preview] No.36225 del
But I'm literally just stating the facts here. The entire germ theory is fake and it was disproved 100 years ago.
When did you get sick from germs? I must've been super lucky since I often don't even wash my hands before eating, only after. I've eaten plenty of raw meat before. Have I gotten sick from that? No.

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 20:30:34 [Preview] No.36226 del
What about phytopathology, what causes viral and fungal diseases in plants?

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 20:34:13 [Preview] No.36227 del
Toxins yet again, just from intoxicated insects.

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 21:17:31 [Preview] No.36229 del
Can you apply this to agricultural management to achieve a higher and cheaper disease resistance?

Bernd 04/24/2020 (Fri) 23:06:01 [Preview] No.36231 del
Sure. Don't burn coal near any plant, don't use GMOs or basically poison stuff in any way.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 03:19:55 [Preview] No.36232 del
But why are there always fungi in the plants with fungal disease?

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 05:31:02 [Preview] No.36233 del
Fungi aren't infectious "pathogens".

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 06:33:58 [Preview] No.36235 del
Fungi are also germs. Well many species of them.
What I have to deal with every year is peronospora and powdery mildew.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 07:21:26 [Preview] No.36236 del
I didn't say that to discredit you, but I'm right aren't I?

I did once get sick from a bad egg. Salmonella I assume.

It's certainly interesting. How do you explain what is observed under microscope?

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 14:01:56 [Preview] No.36250 del
Coffee rust is in every single coffee plant with coffee rust disease, spreads from plant to plant through imperceptible material and causes disease through parasitism, sounds like an infectious pathogen to me. If you apply a tiny quantity of rust material to a healthy plant it'll become as diseased as the contaminated source, that only happens with a living being using its host's matter to replicate itself; toxins don't do that.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 14:05:42 [Preview] No.36251 del
Constant exposure to germs makes you less likely to get sick as it fortifies your immune system, raw meat isn't actually bad for you anyway(raw red meat anyway).

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 16:56:04 [Preview] No.36258 del
I just said they're not; they're not pathogens. Pathogens are germs.
>bad egg
It was toxic, not Salmonella.
>what is observed under microscope
You can't observe pathogens through a microscope, thus I don't need to explain anything.
>coffee rust disease
That's actually a detox procedure. All "parasites" are actually helpful.
This is literally the same type of nonsense they use to justify vaccines.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 17:19:00 [Preview] No.36259 del
>Pathogens are germs
And fungi (certain species) are germs.
Therefore fungi (certain species) are pathogens.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 18:05:09 [Preview] No.36262 del
Yes, fungi aren't germs.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 18:13:14 [Preview] No.36263 del
They are (certain species).
Germs are microorganisms that cause diseases.
Fungi are microorganisms.
Fungi cause diseases.
Therefore fungi are germs.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 18:19:27 [Preview] No.36264 del
>Germs are microorganisms that cause diseases.
No they're not, there's no such thing.
>Fungi cause diseases
Fungi helps in detox procedures against diseases.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 18:26:03 [Preview] No.36265 del
Define pathogen pls.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 18:36:48 [Preview] No.36266 del
Pathogen is just another word for germ, or a microorganism that spreads disease. Toxins spread disease; not pathogens. Thus, they're fake.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 18:40:05 [Preview] No.36267 del
>Pathogen is just another word for germ, or a microorganism that spreads disease
Yes. And fungi are microorganisms that spread diseases. Therefore they are germs, hence they are pathogens.
You can call them fake and say they don't cause diseases, but fungi belongs to the umbrella term germs.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 18:41:15 [Preview] No.36268 del
I'm saying fungi are real, but they're something else, and that pathogens and germs are fake.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 18:49:43 [Preview] No.36269 del
When I let peronospore spread my grapes wither and necrose. When I apply copper and other stuff that kills of the peronospore my grapes grows green and bears fruit.
Fungi cause and spread diseases.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 23:13:41 [Preview] No.36270 del
Oh, come on. More toxins, not germs.

Bernd 04/25/2020 (Sat) 23:55:25 [Preview] No.36271 del
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>Hormones are fake

Bernd 04/26/2020 (Sun) 02:30:56 [Preview] No.36272 del
Now you're just being trollish. Fungal disease is actually a benefit (even though it can kill the host). It is real disease and not a benefit but it's not fungal (even though every diseased plant has the same fungus, the fungus saps away the host's energy production and depending on nutrition type kills the host's cells to feed on their dead remnants, and transferring the fungus to a healthy plant will cause it to develop the disease and multiply the mass of contaminated material in a way a non-living toxin could never do).

Bernd 04/26/2020 (Sun) 06:45:12 [Preview] No.36279 del
Peronospora is the name of the fungus. I think they also call it downy mildew. Ah, Plasmopara viticola it's latin name.

Yay! I can post again! Bernd 04/27/2020 (Mon) 08:44:13 [Preview] No.36313 del
I had an interesting thought. Now countries seem to be getting their shit together and managing better, except UK who can't even get masks to doctors, things are calming down lots and looking like they might start going back to 'normal.' Basically they have managed to slow the spread very well. However, we have seen animals catching the virus but it's not a big deal because we don't eat them and have little contact with their faeces. What if this thing spreads into livestock? I have found NO RESEARCH DONE or testing livestock for the virus. If this thing spreads to livestock, we can't eat them, imagine how bad this would rape the economy. A functioning agricultural sector is vital to the economy. Imagine the spread if this thing gets into the meat!

Bernd 05/01/2020 (Fri) 03:06:10 [Preview] No.36410 del
So Australia has talked of opening an enquiry into the Covid-19 virus and it's caused and management. This has angered the Chinese government quite a lot and they are now openly threatening us with economic action. The Chinese ambassador said 'Maybe also the ordinary people will say, why should we drink Australian wine or eat Australian beef?. I don;t think they have anything serious to hide, just poor management perhaps, but still. It's worrying that they are openly threatening us like that.

Bernd 05/04/2020 (Mon) 15:23:14 [Preview] No.36529 del
>thread got to autosage when public interest had died
oddly fitting

Bernd 05/10/2020 (Sun) 08:52:08 [Preview] No.36631 del
good fuck denmark

Bernd 05/11/2020 (Mon) 12:14:53 [Preview] No.36666 del
the dane is horrible at explaining stuff but to anyone interested just read some stuff antoine bechamp wrote. pasteur was a absolute faggot

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