If you cocksucking dipshits don't read AA Milne's "Winnie the Pooh" and enshrine its life lessons within your hearts right now, you can kiss your sorry-ass souls goodbye and say hello to a lifetime of misery and despair followed by an eternity of having your bowels reamed by countless demons. So I suggest you fucking read it, and read it to your kids as well. Pick up some Dr. Suess too.