this isn't even a parody, this is just how fat hater neko thinks unionically

https://youtube.com/watch?v=a9RE-EU8KZI [Embed]
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No age just ain't a gauge
I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me, fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic
The winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like Sizzler

She got a beef, we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip
But not in bed, I don't play rough
No, I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up