a fat, bald butch lesbian tried to make me lose 120 euro
I AM NOT PAYING FOR THE FUCKING BUS TICKET.
I stalled her with my excellent acting skills (turning on airplane mode so that my app doesnt load properly for long enough that we get to the next station and I can get off) (I was shaking this entire time)
I knew she felt sus but I didnt trust my gut
#NotAllLawyers(pay their bus tickets)