In the lord of the rings, the forces of good were natural, heroic and human figures that embodied good, freedom and every aspect of Evropean virtue.
The bad guys were gender golems spawned from dirt.

Broke Gyatt Club wife has sided with the forces of mordor, and I am too Frodo pilled to simp for that any longer.

Which is to say, she's friends with some of the most annoying people at transsloppa club, so I shrimply couldn't date her, because I'd have to hang out with people I dislike.
>made plans to play X with her and some other people today
>she skipped out to worship the eye of sauron
It's over, albion has fallen, the heroes' guild is no more.


Hey Presto, Insaneo Majesto's new boyfriend has also illuminated for me the cosmic horror of dating such an individual, from extreme displays of PDA, to very cringy public discord enforced flirting, to he (himmler) going fully non-verbal in the middle of a game last sunday, I wouldn't have the fucking patience for this.

Well, I would have the patience for it is the worst part, i'd grit my teeth and bare with it so I could break up with himmler at the next available opportunity, rather than confronting goebbels on how the desert campaign is failing.


Is my post adequeately gibberish? For some odd, paranoid reason I have been worried that people at BGC might somehow see my posts. In which case, my obfuscation is irrelevant, I have said much worse things, I've called most of them fat insane trannies, this is just an artifact of me having a crush on a girl and being paranoid I'd screw it up. Me being attracted to a girl wouldn't be the killing blow, me calling her friends obese autistic trannies would likely be the Bee (queencel) all and end all of it.