Guys, it's time I come clean... I am in fact an undercover CEO trying to blend in with you unwashed masses but as of late, I have been feeling under constant threat due to the rampant anti-ceo rhetoric that has been spread on this website. A person of lower class like you unduly few would have asked for forgiveness and mercy, however I am not poor. I demand you guys to immediately change your opinions and beg me for the opportunity to pay your wages and allow you to rent (from my real estate company). If you work hard and post Boni, like me, you may also one day become rich and beautiful.