Reader 10/16/2020 (Fri) 23:36:35 Id: ca7ea7 No.16355 del
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Crime has been at an all time low in the first time in history(at least reported crime), so they're probably getting so desperate that they have to make things up now.

But that's not the entire truth, seeing as glowies committed ALL of the crimes they could in the short time span of their miserable existence. From the OSS days of murdering innocent Finnish civilians to secretly supporting and funding both "Muzzie terrorists" and commies to this day. Seems they've run the competition out and have to make up ways to keep receiving agency funding.