Anyways I was out with my neighbor scavenging sheeting metal when it occurred to me. Only the top percentile of the world gets to eat everyday. Here I am with my homeslice and we are picking up shiny metal out of the trash. I rifle through trash and make enough cash to get drunk off of my sweet ass! Oh the mysterious me! Here is a shout out to all of the hard workers out there who are not fake but take one for the team to keep things going. Lets not go all pie in the sky this is about honesty and flavor. You have to have some good juices brewing in your sweat glands to marinate such a perfect hot dog man. He is the full Monty. No trick-backs rube this is the real. Lets all give it up for the blades. We slice we slice I am feeling Japanese I slice so much.I really think so brother. I want to slice you a little shout-out in this sweet new digs you got here. We Normie nation fam woo!
